Sharkboy and Aqualad Bart as Sharkboy saves the ocean with Aqualad from the Aquaman comics. Also he gets in trouble on a school trip to the aquarium.
PlotThe Simpsons are at the beach.
"Kids put sun cream on before you burn!" said Marge.
Bart winced mortified as she was inflating Oscar's water wings.
"Oz! You are too old for water wings..." Bart groaned.
Oscar pulled a face at him.
Bart winced because Oscar also was wearing a swimming diaper.
Lisa was making a sandcastle.
Bart changes into his Sharkboy costume and goes swimming. (It is a scuba mask, a snorkel, a fake fin on his back and flippers.) Bart/Sharkboy dives deep under water and encounters Aqualad.
"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?" Bart as Sharkboy asks rudely.
Aqualad introduces himself.
They travel to Alantis, which is not too far from Alantica from Disney's the Little Mermaid but no one likes going there because of the singing sea creatures and a comatose Homer (Who is daydreaming he's under the sea with his family singing Under the Sea and eating all the sea creatures).
Then they encounter the Black Manta, one of Aquaman's enemies. He is um, polluting the ocean? Yes we'll go with that. They stop him with a little help from Aquaman and his trident.
Bart/Sharkboy vows to help protect the oceans whenever he can.
While Bart is away the family relaxes as he usually causes all the trouble.
Lisa read a book on sandcastle building.
Bart arrives back on the bench to find his Dad in trouble for fighting with a dolphin again and a troupe of angry lawyers after him with cease and desists over something called Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Sharkboy and Lavagirl are glaring at him.
"Okay! I'll try to give my superhero personas original names! Geez! Chill out okay!" Bart sighed.
"I can't. I'm made of molten lava." said Lavagirl.
"You know what I mean..." said Bart.
Homer was punching a dolphin because it ate his hotdog.
The Simpsons then all had to go home because of Homer and the angry lawyers.
...
At home, Bart's reading his superhero comics. He is reading a Captain Squid comic. (An obvious parody of Aquaman). Suddenly he feels compelled to go out as Bartman and goes to the Springfield pier.
At the pier a giant squid attacks Captain McCallister's ship.
"Arrrr! You kraven kraken!" said Captain McCallister.
Bartman changes into Sharkboy and dives into the sea and bites the squid with his razor sharp teeth. The squid ties him up with its tentacles.
Bart grunted as he was squeezed.
"Mmmm... Hentai tentacles..." moans Oscar while reading a very explicit hentai manga.
"Oscar stop getting aroused by those mucky manga comics!" Bart yells as he is being squeezed by the giant squid.
Aqualad and Aquaman arrive and subdue the squid with Aquaman's trident.
The three aquatic superheroes celebrate.
Elsewhere Homer went to rent a movie at the movie rental store.
Once again he was angry that Chocolate Star Wars still didn't exist.
However he was engrossed in a trailer for Editor in chimp. About a news editor chimp.
"He's got a nose for news..." Homer makes a thoughtful sound as if he's interested. "...and a diaper full of headlines. Hey, chief. He's editor-in-chimp."
Homer laughs. "Hehehehe! That chimp's wearing a hat! Hehehehe!"
Elsewhere.
Bart as Sharkboy was swimming about the ocean defeating evil. Ie Mr Burns. When he winced because Timmy Turner as a merboy was there swimming about and coming up with more superheroes he liked. Ie the Crimson Chin, Crash Nebula (A space hero Buzz Lightyear rip off) and now an Aquaman rip-off called Wet Willie.
Bart cracked up laughing.
Timmy frowned.
Quiffy with tentacles in the place of legs was there too.
Bart winced.
Quiffy farted ink.
"Ugh..." Bart sighed.
...
Bart then goes home to play a video game until dinner time.
The Simpsons were eating dinner noisily and rudely as they shovelled food into their mouths.
The Simpsons ate dinner while discussing the phrase "A rose by any other name would still smell sweet."
"Not if you called them stink blossoms," said Bart.
"Or crap daisies." said Oscar.
"I could go for a bunch of crap daisies for Valentine's Day. Or just a box of candy." said Marge.
"Not if they were scum drops." said Homer.
The Simpsons realised the turn of phrase meant nothing if you were given flowers with unfortunate names. They ate their dinner in silence.
Until Oscar put his hands over his mouth and blew into them to make fart sounds.
"Oscar stop that!" Marge told him off.
Bart made rude noises into his hands.
"Bart!" Marge yelled.
After dinner they watched evening TV.
Troy McClure was on going on about funny films he was in. Like Gladys the Groovy Mule.
"There must be something else on..." Bart sighed.
"This movie stinks worse than Oscar's diapers... Eeeew!" said Homer. Oscar was lying about in front of the TV wearing nothing except a diaper. Green stink vapours suggested he was messy.
"Eeeeew!" Bart groaned.
Then they went to bed.
Well Marge changed Oscar's diaper before putting him to bed.
Oscar wriggled as she stuck down the sticky tabs of his diaper.
"Sweetie don't fidget." Marge sighed.
"Sorry. Habit of mine." said Oscar wriggling as she taped up his diaper.
...
The next day Marge was assigned as an assistant parent on Bart's school trip to the aquarium, given she was a member of the PTA and her kids went to Springfield Elementary.
"Okay kids. Stay together!" said Skinner.
"It's nice of you to help out on this field trip Mrs Simpson." said Skinner as Marge tidied him up.
"Hands off my boy!" Agnes yelled. "Oooooh! You're doing it all wrong!" She tidied up Skinner's hair.
"A mother's work is never finished." said Marge taking a kick me poster off of his back.
"Hmmmmm... I was wondering why I was being kicked excessively..." said Skinner.
"Oh! You have your own children Marge! Leave mine alone!" Agnes scowled as she tidied up her son. "Oh! Seymour! Your tie!"
"Mother..." Skinner sighed.
Bart and Milhouse were reading a leaflet.
"I wanna be a tiger shark! What about you Milhouse?" Bart asked.
"A nurse shark. No wait!" But Milhouse was beaten up by Jimbo and his gang.
"Ow! Oh! Ah! Ow!"
Then they watched the walruses be be fed fish.
(Walruses roaring)
"Well, looks like Mr. Walrus and his family... are enjoying their Sunday brunch." said the aquarium guide.
However Hugo made an early cameo appearance as he was on the walrus exhibit begging for fish and baking like a seal.
"D'oh! Hugo get down from there!" Homer groaned and climbed up to grab Hugo.
"Sir get off of that exhibit! You're startling the walruses!" said the tour guide.
Then he showed everyone a tank of creatures that live in the gulf. But oil was polluting their homes.
"Oh put a sock in it! If it weren't for oil you lot wouldn't have cars!" Rich Texan ranted.
Martin sighed. Even he knew the environment was delicate.
...
Then they went to watch a Troy McClure film with sea lions.
"These sea lions survive by eating the left over pizzas left by film crews and explorers." said Troy.
Lisa sighed and saw a door at the back of the theatre. She was intrigued and went to it. It was labelled penguin exhibit. She looked inside and was astonished there were penguins inside flying! Flying penguins!
Lisa gasped. The penguins realised they were being watched and returned to the ground standing and having shifty eyes.
Lisa left closing the door. Horrified by what she saw.
Marge and the tour group then looked at a tank with a huge clan in it.
A giant clam in a large aquarium opened.
"Look children! It's opening!" said Skinner. He saw two yellow orbs. "It has pearls!"
However they weren't pearls. They were Bart's butt cheeks as he gets up to moon everyone. He was dressed as Sharkboy, his underwater hero persona.
Marge is mortified, Skinner is disgusted and the kids are cheering Bart.
"Bart get out of there!" Marge yelled. Bart swam out of the tank but an octopus grabbed him, holding by his arms while other sea creatures such as dolphins beat him up like bullies would.
Marge sighed.
Bart was taken to Doctor Hibbert who explained he had several blowhole burns and bruises from being beaten up by the the sea creatures. Bart had his arm in a sling and his head bandaged.
"I have never seen blowhole burns and bruises from bottle nosed cetaceans before!" Dr Hibbert gasped.
"Oh my poor little guy! I hope this teaches you a valuable lesson Bart! That fish and sea creatures are not friendly like they are on TV!" said Marge before addressing Bart to warn him not to attempt swimming in the aquarium again.
"It has Mom..." Bart sighed with his arm in a sling.
"On the other hand... I do have this poster of amusing sea creature injuries! Ahehehe!" Hibbert chuckled. There was a picture of Ralph with an inflated porcupine fish in his mouth, a girl impaled by a sword fish and a giant purple squid attacking a school bus and pouring the screaming children out of it into its beak.
Oscar laughed hysterically at the poster.
Marge sighed at him. She didn't find the poster amusing.
...
Dr Hibbert was finishing up his session with patching up Bart.
Bart needed to pay his medical insurance/bills.
Marge was low on cash.
Hibbert got out some handcuffs. He chuckled.
Dr Payne confiscated the cuffs and shook his head, glaring at Hibbert.
"You never let me have any fun!" Hibbert whined.
Homer had to take Marge's place on the fourth grader's school trip.
He was drawing a face on an octopus in its tank with a black marker pen.
"And then two eyebrows with one raised up like he's saying Say what?!" said Homer. "And oh look! Pimples before the big dance!" Homer jabbed the tank with his pen. The tank shattered and the octopus grabbed him in its tentacles.
"Aaaaaaagh! It's all sucky and squeezy! Help!" Homer cried.
"Coooool! Hentai!" said Oscar.
Captain McCallister grabbed the octopus and threw it away. It slid down a wall like a sticky toy.
"Phew! Thanks!" said Homer.
"Arrrr. 'Tis nothing. That's how I caught old Woody over there..." said Sea Captain.
An octopus with wooden stumps instead of tentacles was sadly swimming about.
After that incident the fourth graders went to the petting pool to play with the small sea creatures such as rays. Crazy Old Jewish man was at the groping tank holding an eel while it wriggled before escaping.
"Heh! Slippery little thing. Aren't ya?"
Oscar shivered in disgust at his behaviour.
Hugo was at the touch tank stroking the rays.
Plot 2At home.
"Well Bart, I hope you've learnt a valuable lesson not to go swimming at the aquarium." said Marge.
"Yes Mom..." said Bart.
"Face it Marge. We all remember the last time he mucked about at the aquarium..." said Homer. There was a flashback to the Tracy Ullman Short where Bart mucks about at the aquarium by swimming in the shark tank.
In the present Marge sighed disappointed.
Homer sighed as he carried Hugo and went upstairs to send him back to the attic.
Hugo growled and jabbered.
Bart went to the Springfield pier as Sharkboy. He met Aqualad there.
"What's wrong Bart?" Aqualad asked him.
"How does Aquaman get the sea creatures to listen to him and not bite him?" Bart asked, feeling miserable.
Yeah how does he do that?
"That's like asking how Ariel gets all the sea creatures to take part in musicals and sing." said Aqualad sarcastically.
Meanwhile Homer didn't like Marge's choice of a weekend day out. The library.
"We need to go out once in a while." said Marge. "I don't like our kids hanging around that racist sunflower that's growing in our frontyard."
Outside Carl was walking past when a sentient sunflower started talking to him.
"Hey boy! Don't you come walking by this house!" said the sunflower.
"You're ignorant!" Carl yelled at the sunflower.
Oscar why are you stealing cutaway gags from Family Guy...?
"I dunno. It's funny! Hehehe!" said Oscar.
Bart was extremely bored.
Lisa took out loads of books to read. A trolley full.
Marge sighed.
...
After that trip to the library Homer went to the Kwik e mart to buy a lottery ticket. "Liberty bell. Liberty bell! Oh come on! One more! And... D'oh! A purple fruit thing?! Where were you yesterday?!"
"Um... Mister Homer sir, that's a plum..." said Apu.
"I knew that..." said Homer. "I'll take one Playdude, one six pack of Duff and one Neapoli-thingy ice cream. The boy keeps eating only the chocolate out of it." said Homer.
"How about just buying chocolate sir?" said Apu.
"Because then he'd eat all of it!" said Homer. Finding such a suggestion poor.
"Oh by the fiery eyes of Kali! Such a ravenous youngster!" Apu gasped.
"Kali maaaaaaa..." Oscar chanted. "Kali maaaaa! Kali maaaaa!"
"Enough!" Apu yelled.
Homer winced.
Then the boy who sang the Egyptian dance tune at Homer when he was photographed dancing with an exotic dancer, sang again.
"Doo doo doo! Doo doo be doo doo de doo!"
Homer rolled his eyes.
"Will that be all Mr Homer?" Apu asked.
Homer checked a shopping list.
"No. I'll also be buying an extra large pack of diapers." said Homer. "For Oscar. Maggie has enough."
Oscar blushed.
The singing boy laughed at him.
After paying for his goods Homer drove home.
Well he probably stopped off at Moe's first.
...
Homer uprooted the racist sunflower growing in his yard, it screamed in pain as he did, and threw it in the dumpster.
Bart was in his room with his head bandaged and his arm in a sling. He was cramming his homework last minute.
Oscar was in his room karate chopping planks of wood in half with his bare hands.
"Hyaaaaaah!" He yelled and chopped a slice of wood in half.
"Oz can you not scream like that while I am trying at the last moment to cram my homework?" Bart told him off for distracting him from his homework that he was only doing reluctantly because he would be in big trouble if he didn't do this one. It would mean a letter home...
"Sorry." Oscar apologised.
"How are you doing that without breaking your wrist?!" Bart asked.
"Concentrating and because this arm is strong now from all the times I broke it." Oscar explained.
"How many times have you done that?!" Bart asked.
"Four."
"Four?! Are you just clumsy or something?!" Bart asked.
"Accident prone I'd say." said Oscar. "First time was from trying to climb over a toddler gate. Second was falling off a slide at nursery. Third was from a car crash and the last was from a bully at school throwing me out of a porta cabin and me landing funny on it."
"Oh..." said Bart.
"Oh and I forgot. My dad broke my arm once during one of his countless beating sessions..." Oscar frowned.
Bart was eager to abandon his homework. "Aha! I spy that Homeboy has bought more ice cream!"
Oscar followed him downstairs.
"Oz why are you following me..." Bart asked.
"I dunno." said Oscar.
...
"Marge, why am I so unlucky?" Homer groaned. "I have a bad job, a mean boss who can't remember my name, a badly behaved, smart alecky son! A deranged psychopath of a son! I walked under a ladder and nearly tripped over a black cat and broke my hand mirror!"
"Oh Homie..." Marge sighed comforting him.
"So why is everyone doodling on Bart's cast?" Homer asked.
"They're just wishing to get better. Isn't that nice?" Marge asked.
Bart sighed as Milhouse had sighed his cast with "Milpool and a long squiggly tail on the L in pool as if he was in a hurry. Also someone has sighed Hugo on his cast! Dun dun dun!
"I need a miracle! Or a bout of good fortune!" Homer whined.
"Well Dad, to the superstitious. Which I'm not one of, but it's fascinating to read up on." said Lisa. "Just as there's things that trigger bad luck such as walking under ladders, a black cat crossing your path, breaking mirrors... there are also things that promote good luck!"
"Such as..." Homer asked.
"Well... there's four leaved clovers, the number seven, horse shoes, rabbit feet..." Lisa explained.
"Ah Ha..." Homer wrote this down.
"Dad you can't honestly believe in this good luck, bad luck bungus?! Some people just have a bad lot in life. Although I suppose some faiths believe in karma that gets you even across from one life to the next. If you believe that sort of thing..." said Lisa.
"And why can't luck superstition be taken seriously...?" Homer asked.
"I just find it rather silly that's all..." said Lisa.
"Oooooooh! I wouldn't mis Judge the old ways Sweetie!" said Marge. "The world works in mysterious ways! Always throw salt over your shoulder and touch wood, that's what I say..."
"Hmmmmm... sure Mom..." said Lisa.
Bart saw the Neapolitan ice cream box be placed on the side as Homer unpacked the shopping. He got out a spoon from nowhere and eyed the ice cream box.
"No! Stop eating only the chocolate out of it!" Homer told him off.
"But I only like chocolate ice cream..." Bart sighed as Homer put the ice cream away.
"Bart I think you do that deliberately, only eating the chocolate part to annoy your father..." Marge sighed.
Springfield's oceans needed another super hero to step up and protect them while Bart aka Sharkboy was injured, Aquaman and Aqualad were stretched thin trying to deal with Mr Burns polluting the sea and Black Manta...
"Aqualad, I am your father!" said Black Manta. Dun dun dun! Duh duh duh duh!
"About every comic book nerd knows that..." said Comic Book Guy in full scuba gear.
After this startling revaluation Aquaman and Aqualad hold auditions for aquatic superheroes to help them defend the sea while Bart recovers from his injuries. First up was the actual Sharkboy Bart was infringing the trademark of, Sharkboy from Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Then Mermaid man and Barnacle Boy, then Captain Squid.
Bart was reading a Captain Squid Comic. It was the one where he ate some sea monkeys.
...
The Family then went to the sea life centre, again...
This time Homer got extremely drunk and picked a fight with an octopus. Homer holding a bottle of Duff beer was fighting an octopus and embarrassing his family.
As a result the aquarium had to stop serving alcohol or allowing it on the premises.
Then the Simpsons went to the gift shop.
Oscar saw some dolphin plushies for sale. He went demented...
"Dolpha! Dolpha!" He squealed.
"Oz no!" Bart whined.
"Dolpha! Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
"Mom no! Don't let him buy that!" Bart whined.
But Oscar bought the dolphin plush.
in the car ride home Oscar smacked Bart with his dolphin plush while squealing "Dolpha! Dolpha!"
Bart groaned.
"Dolpha! Dolpha!"
Eventually Oscar was asleep hugging his dolphin plushie.
Bart sighed relieved.
That night Oscar was hitting Bart with his dolphin plushie while squealing "Dolpha! Dolpha! Dolpha!"
"Mom! Make him stop!" Bart groaned.
"Oscar beddy byes! Come on I'll tuck you in." Marge took Oscar to his room.
"Change my nappy first..." Oscar whined.
"I will..." said Marge.
However Oscar stayed up late hitting his bedroom window with his dolphin plushie while going "Dolpha!" every time someone went past the house.
Homer groaned lying awake as he heard a thudding sound and Oscar squealing "Dolpha! Dolpha!" ever so often. Homer growled annoyed.
...
The next day Bart was drowsy having not slept because Oscar was hitting the windows with his dolphin plush and squealing "Dolpha!"
Bart noticed Lisa was tired too.
"Didn't sleep either, eh?" He asked.
"Nope." said Lisa.
"Oscar squealing right?" Bart yawned.
"Oscar squealing..." said Lisa.
Bart pondered. Something needed to be done about Oscar's squealing. But first he'd prank her.
"Lis, can you see my brain?" Bart pressed his nose back so his nostrils were visible.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Lisa yelled.
Upstairs.
Inside a bedroom Baby Oscar's asleep in his blue feeties. (Oscar sleeping).
Teddy, his cartoon teddy bear creature smirks and jingles play as he crawls up to Oscar and sniffs him with his big wet shiny black nose. Oscar squirms. Teddy grins and keeps sniffing him. Particularly his crotch.
Oscar winced and squirmed as the cartoon teddy bear creature sniffed him.
Teddy grinned and continued sniffing him.
Oscar winced and sweated.
Teddy kept sniffing him with his big wet shiny black nose. His nose quivering and twitching.
Oscar winced as Teddy sniffed his crotch.
"Teddy I'm tired..." Oscar groaned.
"Well you shouldn't have stayed up all night whacking your dolpha plushie against the bedroom window." said Teddy.
"Dolpha!" Oscar squealed and clobbered him with his dolphin plushie.
Plot 3Bart was outside talking to Milhouse.
"So I says to Mabel..."
Oscar arrived carrying his dolphin plushie.
"You're not gonna squeal Dolpha again are you..." Bart groaned.
"No..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed relieved.
"But I did get both Dennis the Menaces into a fight again." said Oscar.
American Dennis and British Dennis were arguing.
"I'm Dennis the Menace!"
"I'm Dennis the Menace!"
Bart winced exasperated.
"Anyhoo... Bart can I have one of your Butterfingers?" Milhouse asked.
"No. No one can lay a finger on my Butterfingers..." said Bart eating a Butterfinger bar.
Milhouse frowned.
"Anyway there's a specifically sea based crime happening at the pier. So Bartman can't help, unless he can swim..." said Oscar.
Bart squinted a hard look at Oscar. "Oz I can swim... but I get it... A Sharkboy job..."
At the Springfield Pier.
Bart as Sharkboy arrived.
Sharkboy and Lava Girl were still trying to sue him for trademark infringement.
Bart sighed exasperated.
Suddenly Sideshow Bob arrived. "Hello Bart."
"Aaaaaagh! Sideshow Bob!" Bart screamed. He winced. "Uh nice jacket Oz." Oscar was wearing a jacket.
"Thanks Bart." said Oscar. Bob pulled him back. "Ungh! Let go of my coat, Bob."
"Oz no! Did you just make Bob appear and wear a jacket to say something from Sin City..." Bart groaned.
"It works in Simpson context as well as the original context..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
"Also is it me or was every 80s action cartoon limited to casting Optimus Prime, Megatron, Skeletor and Uncle Phil/Shredder's James Avery as character voices..." said Oscar.
Bart ignored him as he dived into the ocean wearing his Sharkboy costume which was just a pair of swimming trunks, goggles and a fake plastic shark fin on his back.
...
While Bart was fighting crime as Sharkboy, Oscar went home. He passed an open sewer pipe that should have had a grate on it.
"PB and J on pizza is not radical dude..." Raphael said to Michelangelo.
"Hehehehe! Pizza eating turtles..." Oscar chuckled.
Marge was worried about Oscar being outside with only Bart supervising him.
"Hmmmmmm..."
Homer fell down the stairs because Bart left his skateboard where people could trip on it again.
"Oof! Ow! Oh! Sonnuva! I don't deserve this!" Homer cried.
"Yes you do!" said Hugo annoyed from upstairs.
"We'll discuss this later..." Homer groaned.
Marge sighed exasperated.
Oscar was taking a shortcut home through the Ninja Turtle sewers. Michelangelo was with him and Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature.
Teddy was referencing Fred Astaire by wearing a top hat and dinner suit with no pants.
"Top hats are so expensive. I saw one in Cosingtons for about $1,000!" said Oscar.
"Uh yeah..." said Teddy.
"Are you rich then?" Oscar asked.
"No. so stop puking in my top hats when you're a baby..." Teddy replied.
Bart as Sharkboy fended off starfish poachers and Black Manta who was quoting Star Wars.
"Aquaman never told you what happened to your father..." said the Black Manta.
"He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" said Aqualad.
"No. I am your father!" said the Black Manta.
"Yes we get it!" Bart as Sharkboy groaned.
Anyway the bad guys got defeated.
"You wretched costumed child! You will pay dearly!" The Black Manta seethed.
"With cash. We don't take plastic." said a henchman.
"Oh shut up!" The Black Manta seethed.
Bart as Sharkboy high fived Aqualad.
Elsewhere in some kid's dreams.
"I'm a shark based superhero yet instead of swimming in the ocean and stopping ocean crimes I'm travelling inside this kid's dreams with an incompatible partner who is made of lava. She'll fizzle out and solidify if she gets wet and I'll get fourth degree burns from her!" The real Sharkboy ranted.
"I wanted to do another Spy Kids!" said the director. Well make one then...
Elsewhere Oscar arrived at the Simpsons.
Marge gasped worried. "Oscar you're not supposed to walk home on your own!"
"Bart told me to go home because he got fed up with me doing silly things like getting American Dennis the Menace and the British one to fight each other." said Oscar.
Marge grumbled annoyed at Bart.