Another Simpsons Clipshow Another clip show. This time hosted by Troy McClure in a set resembling the Simpsons house.
Plot"Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such Fox Network specials as... Alien Nose Job, and five fabulous weeks of The Chevy Chase Show." said Troy. Alien nose job! Hehehe!
"And I'm Oscar Tamaki. You may remember me from such fandoms as The Simpsons and Jumanji!" said Oscar. He was wearing a beret and sat in a director's chair.
"Um yes..." said Troy.
"Tonight, we're here to honor America's favorite... non-prehistoric cartoon family." said Troy.
Fred Flintstone swore with a censor bleep and the Flintstones and Rubbles walked off the set.
Oscar smirked.
"You'll see long-lost footage... never-before-seen material from your favorite episodes... old favorites you can't see in syndication." Yes there will be deleted scenes! "So join me, won't you, for "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular!"" said Troy.
It's probably more or less than 138 episodes in my fanon but anyhoo...
Titles appear.
Troy McClure introduces the episode and shows the history of the Simpsons dating back to the crudely drawn animated shorts on the Tracy Ullman show. Then he tries to have a camera crew interview with Matt Groening who for some reason they depict as a bald Texan with an eyepatch who yells at them to get out of his office and shoots them.
"Get out of my office!" Shoots the camera.
Troy then shows other irrelevant pictures that are supposed to depict the staff who worked on the Simpsons. One of them is Sam Simon as an old bearded man with overgrown hair and nails lying in bed typing on a typewriter.
"Freemasons run the country!" said Squeaky Voiced Germs on his assistant's face.
Sam Simon screamed in disgust.
Another is James L Brooks as the Monopoly Guy surrounded by sacks of money and smiling.
And Professor John Frink in his laboratory mixing chemicals.
"... Wrong John Frink... Glavin..." said Professor Frink. We meant Executive producer John Frink.
Al Jean was bald and playing a saxophone. In real life he has hair and glasses. I dunno, Al Jean sounds like the name of a jazz artist.
...
Then Troy explains Matt and the others conceived the idea for the Simpsons when they were just crude childish drawings on the Tracy Ullman show.
We see a clip from the first short.
"What is the mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind! Hehehe!" said retro Homer.
"My eyes! It burns! It buuuuuuurns!" Oscar screamed at the sight of the Tracy Ullman shorts.
Troy sighed. He's always like that Troy...
Marge was putting Lisa to bed.
"Goodnight dear." said Marge.
"Goodnight Mom." said Lisa.
"Sleep tight."
"I will Mom."
"Don't let the bedbugs bite!"
"Bedbugs?!" Lisa gulped.
"My eyes!" Oscar cried at the hideous art style of the shorts.
Marge then traumatised Maggie with the lullaby Rock a bye baby.
Maggie had a bad dream of falling out of a tall tree.
She sucked her pacifier rapidly.
Homer and Marge then went to sleep.
"Matt did you just hire a three year old to draw everything..." Oscar sighed.
"No!" Matt yelled.
"Night dear." said Marge.
"Night honey..." said Homer yawning.
We here rapid footsteps.
The kids burst in frightened.
Bart is rambling philosophical nonsense because of Homer confusing him with his pun what is the mind, no matter. What is matter, never mind.
Lisa is screaming about bed bugs.
Maggie is sucking her pacifier as she can't talk.
"Ugh! Fine you can all sleep with us tonight..." Homer sighed.
...
Troy then showed childish scribbles of Krusty and Grampa.
Apparently Matt drew these while drunk to cover his gambling debts. Um yeah sure...
He actually based the Simpsons on his own family.
Oscar then made odd references.
"Ie that time the Simpsons had a cameo on Sesame Street.
They were part of Grover's Monsters in the Mirror sketch.
The Simpsons sang an odd song.
"Wubba, Wubba..."
Troy sighed.
"And then Darth Vader recited the the numbers from one to ten." said Oscar.
"One. Two..." said James Earl Jones.
"Oh Jeepers! That's scary Kermit!" Mark Hamill cowered.
"Hold me Mark!" Kermit hugged Mark Hamill.
"Is there a point to this..." Troy sighed.
"Look do you want me to stop Mrs Hartman going on a coke fuelled rampage or not?! We've already lost Ducky!" Oscar yelled.
"Yabba dabba doo!" Fred Flintstone cheered.
"Fred we are not celebrating the Flintstones! We're celebrating the Simpsons!" Oscar yelled.
Fred stormed off muttering.
Elsewhere in the horrifically ugly Tracy Ullman shorts...
"I baked some cookies." said Marge.
"Mmmmmm! Cookies..." said Bart trying to take one straight off the hot oven tray.
"Oh don't touch! They're very hot!" said Marge.
"Cooookie cookie cookie!" said Cookie Monster.
They all stared at him.
"What? You guest starred on Sesame Street!" said Cookie Monster.
...
Then Troy McClure answers viewer questions such as Smithers sexuality. "You know what I'm talking about..." read the letter.
"We'll let you viewers work that out with this montage of Smithers..." said Troy McClure.
There was a montage of Smithers and his gay moments.
From the episode where Marge works in the power plant.
"I dreamt about her again last night Smithers... you know where they fly in through the window..." Mr Burns sighed romantically.
Smithers groans aroused and has a similar dream where he is in bed and Mr Burns flies through the window.
From Rosebud.
"We never get what we truly want, Smithers..." Mr Burns sighed.
Smithers dreamt of a naked Mr Burns bursting out of a birthday cake.
"Happy birthday, Mr Smithers!" sang naked Mr Burns.
Smithers groaned aroused.
From the episode where Lisa makes a new Malibu Stacy Doll that's a positive role model for young girls.
Smithers turns on his computer. The AI is a naked Mr Burns.
"Smithers, you are quite good at turning me on." said the AI.
"Um... you should probably ignore that..." said Smithers embarrassed.
From The Dog of Death.
"People like dogs sir."
"Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Smithers if I came to your house and sniffed you and slobbered on your crotch, what would you say?" Mr Burns ranted.
"If you did it sir?" Smithers asked.
"The point is viewers, is that he's gay..." said Oscar.
Troy sighed.
...
Then a letter about Homer's hygiene.
"Why is Homer so disgusting?" Troy read the question.
Homer belches.
Homer scratching his butt before going to bed.
"Homer did you spend all day lying in Maggie's kiddie pool drinking beer and eating hotdogs instead of going to work again?" Marge asked.
"Um no..." Homer lied. We cut to him lying naked in Maggie's kiddy pool when his hotdog he is eating falls in the water. "Whoops! Thought you could get away eh?" He said to the hotdog.
One week end indoors he was in his underwear picking his belly.
Bart and Lisa screamed embarrassed.
"Aaaaaaagh!"
There was a clip of him eating loads of snacks again.
Then he belched at dinner.
"Homer!" Marge glared at him.
"Here's another question. Why is Oscar so annoying. I AM NOT ANNOYING!" He screamed. "YOU BIG JERK!" He yelled into one of the studio cameras.
We see some clips.
"Hey Earnest, it's the Statue of Liberty. We were home all along..." said a character from a weird Earnest sequel.
"YOU MANIACS!" Oscar screamed.
Oscar then ordered a pizza.
"Enjoy your pizza. Here's your tokens." said the pizza delivery guy.
"And the toy..." Oscar frowned.
"Our restaurant doesn't give out toys with each meal..." said the delivery boy.
"AND A TOY!" Oscar screamed.
Then is the commercial break where the narrator asks questions about which characters are due to die. The characters predicted are Dr Marvin Monroe and Bleeding Gums Murphy.
"If you said Dr Marvin Monroe or Bleeding Gums Murphy you'd be wrong! They were never popular!" said the announcer.
...
After the commercials were more questions.
"I think Homer gets stupider every year!" said a letter.
"That's not a question but we'll let you viewers decide after this montage.
There is a montage of Homer suffering injuries like falling into the Springfield gorge, getting his head slammed in the Kwik w mart doors etc.
And him going d'oh! A lot.
"D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!"
And him trying to impersonate Mr Burns at the post office.
"Hello! My name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
"Okay Mr Burns. Can you tell us your first name?" The post office worker asked.
Homer paused.
"I don't know."
Then Christmas Day one year.
"Daddy, where are they?" Lisa asked about the presents.
"Where's what?" Homer asked.
"The presents under the tree!" Marge yelled.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned.
"What did we do wrong, Santa?!" Oscar sobbed.
Bart rolled his eyes.
That time Moe stole his Flaming Homer drink and called it a Flaming Moe.
"Homer at least you can find joy that something you made is making people happy."
"Oh! I'm making people happy! I'm the happy man, from happy land! Who lives in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!" Homer shuts himself out of the bedroom. "By the way I was being sarcastic..."
"Well duh..." said Marge.
Homer was out for a walk one day.
"La la la laaaa la laaaa..." He sang absentmindedly before yelling as he fell off a cliff.
We recycle animated footage from the canon version of Bart the daredevil where he crashes against the cliffs.
"Which was horrifying and gory... The ending sucked because Bart didn't get his own way, still rooting for you Bart! Oh and there were a few other things that needed changing..." said Oscar.
Plot 2The next question was "I've seen all the episodes. You can't show me anything new."
"You've got some nerve mister!" said Troy McClure angrily to the camera.
"Yeah, jerk..." said Oscar.
The next question was about Bart's prank phone calls to Moe. There was a montage of clips of Bart's prank phone calls.
"Jacque Strap."
"Ivanna Tinkle."
"Al Coholic."
"Amanda Hugandkiss."
"Hugh Jass."
"Seymour Butts."
"Homer Sexual."
"Oliver Klothesov."
"I P Freely..."
"Mike Rotch..."
"Bea O'Problem..."
"I am big fat stupid moron with an ugly face and I like to kiss my own butt."
"Ahahahaha... Bart is one naughty little boy, isn't he?" Troy chuckled.
Oscar chuckled. Yeah..."
There was another commercial break as Troy needed a smoke. He sighed exhausted and went slightly off set to smoke.
The announcer asked us what we thought the cash register in the titles reads when it scans Maggie. After the commercials the answer is that it reads "NRA4EVER" someone on the team loves guns...
...
After the break Troy shows some deleted scenes from episodes up to this one.
"But Troy you can't show me anything new. You've got some nerve mister..." said Troy frowning at the camera."
"Will you stop reading that guy's letter..." Oscar groaned.
"Besides episodes run over time and things have to be cut for syndication. Here's some deleted scenes..." said Troy McClure.
"Pretty much every scene with me in it is a deleted scene." said Oscar. "I'm just some Fan Boy's OC."
Troy sighed.
First up some deleted scenes from Treehouse of Horror IV (four) in The devil and Homer Simpson story.
A door to Hell's Kitchen is shown in the fiery caverns of hell. Inside the kitchen, the chef devil is being shouted at by Gordon Ramsay.
"You (long stream of censor bleeps)! This donut is blacker than Satan's heart! Do it (bleep)ing again!" Gordon Ramsay swears at him.
Next the devils are going bowling. This scene was supposed to take place presumably when Homer was temporarily imprisoned in hell until his trial. A devil picks up Homer's head and bowls him into the pins. His head shatters revealing an IOU note from God. It says, "Dear Homer, I owe you one brain. Signed God."
Next at the kitchen table Bart declares he would sell his soul for a racing car. Devil Ned appears.
"Well that can be arranged." Ned already has a demonic racing car waiting and a contract.
"Nah, changed my mind." Bart shoos him away. He leaves annoyed.
"Bart! Stop pestering Satan!" Marge scolds Bart,
Finally there is a scena after the trial where Lionel Hutz returns with a pizza box.
"Sorry folks, but since you lost the trial Dominoes promised you a free pizza in condolence." Hutz explained.
"But we won!" The Simpsons say in joy.
"Oh good! Because the box is empty!" Lionel Hutz shows the box is empty.
...
Then are some alternate transitions between stories involving Bart and Maggie. We're shown her silencing Bart by shoving her pacifier in his mouth again.
"Here are a few gags that didn't make the final cut." said Troy.
Bart is about to introduce the next story but sniffs Maggie because he can smell something. "Eeeew! Maggie! Did you just mess your diaper?!" Bart groaned.
In a later scene implied to originally take place after the school bus story. Bart has Maggie lying down in front of him as he finishes changing her diaper. It's implied the task was especially difficult because Maggie was making things difficult for him.
He frowned and muttered while taping up her diaper.
Then Bart was by the Henri Matisse painting of himself with an apple covering his face.
Bart was introducing the next story about some obscure parody of something.
"Staring a French Captain Bart Simpseau..." he said in an exaggerated French accent. "A submarine and a giant octopus."
While he spoke Oscar took the apple from the Henri Matisse painting with a fascinated coo and ate the apple.
Bart groaned exasperated when he saw Oscar eating the apple from the painting.
"Mmmmmm... Surrealism..." said Oscar.
Then a deleted scene with Üter.
"I've got a Tootsie bar..."
Bart with his hands tied to the bus seat sighed.
"Und a bag of marzipan Joy Joys." With iodine!
Bart winced.
"Und some Grün Ohr Bärchen!" Green eared bear gummies.
Teddy frowned as he dislikes Germans painting his ears green.
later.
Uter was eating a chocolate bar.
"Oompa Loompa doopity doooo!" Oscar sang.
"Nein! I am not ze Augustus Gloop!" Üter frowned as he retorted annoyed at Oscar.
...
Next are miscellaneous deleted or alternate scenes. For example in Mr Burns's Heir instead of simply shutting the door on Homer when he says do your worst to Mr Burns...
"Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Do your worst!" Homer yelled.
"Do my worst aye? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons!" Smithers pulls a lever and a secret panel opens under the entrance steps. A robot Richard Simmons marches out and sees Homer.
"Come on, come on girls! Better get the butter off those buns! And shake shake shake!" says the robot. A speaker comes out of his head and plays Shake ya booty. "Come on fat boy! Shake shake shake!" He starts dancing.
Homer screams and runs away in terror.
However the robot then turns on Smithers and Mr Burns.
"Come on, come on, girls!" The robot is still dancing.
"Smithers! It's gone rogue!" Mr Burns warns.
"I'll take it out sir!" Smithers pulls out a shotgun and shoots the robot in the head. However it regenerates like the liquid metal T1000 Terminator from Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
The robot continues dancing but is malfunctioning.
"It's ass is gonna blow!" Smithers yells as they run screaming inside. The robot then blows up and it's head falls onto the path near the foreground.
Oscar laughed. They should have kept this scene!
Then this alternate scenario...
"Do my worst ey?! Smithers. Release the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you." said Mr Burns.
Angry dogs were released. Every time they barked bees flew out of their mouths.
"Ow! Stingy!" Homer cried. The bees stung him.
"But then that would be down right nutty..." Oscar laughed.
Not as nutty as the uni clams though! Uni Clams!
"Or a nutty Krusty bar! Buy one now!" said Krusty busting on screen. "Please buy one! I need to pay my gambling debts to the mob!" said Krusty.
Oscar winced.
...
Then in the episode $pringfield, or how I learned to love Legalised Gambling, A deleted scene of Homer running a poker game with James Bont and his enemies playing. They're Blofeld, Jaws, Oddjob and Goldfinger.
"Your turn 007..." said Blofeld.
However Homer forgot to remove the jokers and the rule card from the deck and accidentally gives James Bont a joker.
"A joker? You're supposed to remove these from the deck..." said James Bont.
"Oops!" Homer gave him another card.
"Rules for Stud Poker...?" Homer gave him the rules card.
"Whoops! Third time's the charm!" said Homer.
"A red card used in football?!" He gave James Bont a red card...
Blofeld counts this as a loss and has James Bont taken away.
"At least tell me your plans for world domination!" James Bond demands.
"Oh hohoho! I'm not falling for that one again..." Blofeld replies.
In Bart's casino.
Martin was going on about probability and maths.
Bart clicked his fingers to call for security.
"Oh! Why am I being thrown out for having a systeeeeeeem!" Martin asked as Jimbo and Dolph grabbed him and threw him out the treehouse window.
"Coooooool! Martin can fly!" Oscar cooed being stupid.
Bart rolled his eyes.
Elsewhere Skinner did something unspeakable with Ralph's cat, Mittens.
"The butterfly said so." said Ralph.
There was a Bart butterfly laughing maniacally.
...
Next was the episode Krusty gets cancelled with material from the episode that didn't make it.
"If you watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me... in a variety of sexually explicit positions." said Krusty offering children a book of him in various sexually explicit positions...
"Oh boy! Hard core clown porn!" Oscar watching TV cheered.
Bart face palmed.
"Yes. He likes gay clown porn." Troy McClure said to the camera.
Oscar likes a lot of messed up perverse stuff...
"Hey! Let go! I used a stunt butt!" Krusty yelled as he was being arrested.
Later his producers explained his show was being replaced by a programme about haemorrhoids.
"Well that's just a pain in the ass." said Krusty.
Oscar laughed.
"We were going to do an episode with ET in it but..." Oscar explained.
We cut to the scary bit from ET the Extra Terrestrial where the kids find him in the forest and he jump scares everyone watching the film by screaming.
Oscar screamed in terror.
"And who can forget when Bart fell down a well and Sting made a guest appearance?" said Troy.
Sting and the Police were singing Roxanne.
"Roxanne. You don't have to put on a red light!"
"I still think Samara or Sadako should have made a cameo after Bart fell down the well." said Oscar.
Troy winced.
During Old Money the Simpsons forecefully take Grampa on safari. Homer goes off the dirt road marked out for visitors and drives into the jungle to liven up the trip. During which they pass a familiar looking red saloon car.
"Look! It's Aunt Nora's car! Hey Peter!" Oscar yells. Peter waves at them.
"How did they get in Jumanji?" Peter asks.
In fact the whole episode is a deleted scene because I found it boring.
...
Next various alternate couch gags including a family of Sideshow Bobs.
And one where Krusty's juggling on a unicycle and the Simpsons run in and stare at him.
And one where the dog is asleep on the couch and growls at the Simpsons.
Plot 3The Simpsons get home.
"Troy McClure is in our house?!" Bart yelled.
"And he's doing a blooper reel! I love bloopers!" said Homer.
Troy sighed.
However...
"Hmmmm... they're not so funny when they're about us..." said Bart.
"What do we do now?" Homer asked.
"Well we have a montage of alternative scenes of who shot Mr Burns." said Troy McClure.
"That hasn't happened yet..." said Oscar.
"We could discuss politics." said Lisa.
Everyone groaned.
Nixon's inauguration.
"Arrroooooooblblblblbl! I'm meeting you half way you damn hippies!" said Nixon playing a guitar.
A Talking peach then slapped him. "Impeached!" The peach said.
"Oz that's not what being impeached means..." Lisa sighed.
"Mmmmmmm peaches..." said Monkey from Monkey Hero.
"Let's watch cartoons!" said Oscar.
Everyone groaned as he put sappy cartoons on.
Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers was playing.
Oscar chuckled.
"Come on boy, let's play catch outside." said Homer.
Bart sighed and went out to the yard with him.
...
Triy follows them out to the yard and reminisces about previous evening catch and toss games.
In Bart the Genius Homer plays catch with Bart. Something is on Bart's mind. Ie that he cheated and switched tests with Martin to get into genius school.
"Like how that big bully switched his smelly, poorly cared for bull with mine to cheat at a farmyard animal beauty contest. I still won though because cheaters never prosper." said McGee.
"Go away McGee..." Bart frowned.
"Boy is something on your mind?" Homer asked.
"Uh... No..." said Bart.
"It's getting late, maybe we should call it a night..." said Homer.
Then another pitching or catching practice session in Life in the Fast Lane.
Bart tossed a fast ball.
It beaned Homer and knocked him out. He didn't cry out.
"Uh Dad, you're supposed to say ouch or cry out in pain..." said Bart.
"Oh sorry um... Ouch..." said Homer.
Lisa had reached the level of catatonic in depression and wasn't looking at Bart when spoke to her worried about Dad.
"Lisa. Lisa. I think you're right about Dad. Something's very, very wrong here." said Bart.
"Frightened, Bart? Welcome to stage three, fear." said Lisa.
"What's after fear? What's after fear?!" Bart shook her nervously.
"Bargaining." said Lisa.
"Oh come on Doc! Save Mom and Dad's marriage! I'll make it worth your while!" said Bart.
Lisa cringed. Baffled by Bart.
Then again in Blinky.
"Okay boy ready for the old Homer fast ball?" Homer asked Bart. "Oz what the hell are you doing?!"
That evening in the yard while Homer was talking to Bart during evening baseball pitcher practice, Oscar decided to dig a hole in the lawn. He was digging furiously.
Bart sighed exasperated by the younger boy.
...
Later Grampa visited.
Homer groaned.
"That reminds of me of the story of where..." Grampa told one of his stories that a boring or nonsensical.
The Simpsons groaned.
Oscar loves his silly stories though.
"Nickels used to have a picture of a bee on them. You'd say, give me three bees to the quarter or something. And we didn't have white onions because of rationing, we had big yellow ones. And three bees got you a trip on the ferry to Shelbyville. Despite it being a landlocked town with no coast lines." said Abe.
"Grampa, you got the conversation factor or value of money wrong... secondly we never had to ration, because no one in the world could fly to America yet as planes weren't fuel efficient enough. Let alone war planes! And thirdly yes we're smack bang in the middle of a land locked state with Shelbyville. You don't get a ferry... you just drive through the boarder between our towns..."
"Oooooh! In my day we used to take a belt to smart mouthed kids!" Grampa groaned.
The Simpsons frowned at him.
Finally Troy McClure closes the episode with a montage of hardcore nudity. Actually just funny scenes of Simpsons characters accidentally caught in the nude to the Shake Ya Booty song.
"Coooool! Hard core nudity!" Oscar cooed.
"Mr McClure!" Marge yelled.