Man this is a drag! I have to take the fucking chunin exams or mom will never let me live it down. Fucking sucks. Why can't we just pay someone then get the title? I don't even want the rank of chunin. That just means more work for me. I hear a growl and turn to see Dundee trudging along and growling. What? I sink into the shadows and Dundee charges off as I ride in his shadow.
Dundee snarls as he arrives at a street. There is a young man holding a child up by his scarf. The fuck? The man has a large bundle on his back and a sand village headband. Oh, a puppeteer. There is a woman behind him and she has a long block of metal strapped to her back. Same headband. I'm guessing wind user since she doesn't have the muscle needed to swing that thing like a club. Sand ninja in the leaf and their jonin sensei isn't with them. They are here for the chunin exams. Dundee snarls and the guy pulls off the bundle and smirks at my pet.
"Why are you bullying the kid?' I draw after emerging from the shadows.
"I'm just teaching the kid some manners. Why don't you get lost before I do the same to you?" the guy responds.
"Kankuro lets go. Gaara will get angry if we cause a scene." the woman protests.
'Gaara isn't here temari. It will just take a minute to beat this bastard up." the now named kankuro responds.
James and Jake both emerge from swirls of leaves and they draw weapons. Where did they come from? My friends stand near me and I smirk. Your move puppet boy.
"Temari, kankuro, stop it. You're both a disgrace to our village." a raspy voice calls out.
A swirl of sand announces the arrival of the third sand shinobi. He is wearing lots of tan cloth and has a large gourd on his back. He has blood red hair and a symbol for love on his forehead. The kid stands at five foot six. His teammates both stand at five foot nine. The kid glares at his allies before returning his gaze to me.
"I am Gaara and I apologize for the rude actions of my team." the guy drawls.
Wait. sand village, gourd of sand on his back. Oh shit.
The trio depart in swirls of sand and I swiftly grab my team before we sink into the shadows/ we emerge in the office of the hokage. Danzo is in the middle of talking to him.
"Lord third. The sand village has sent their demon container. The one tailed tanuki is in the village." I bark at him.
"Grave news. What proof do you have?" danzo interjects.
"The container is known for his blood red hair, symbol for love, and the large gourd of sand on his back. There is a person from sand that has all those markers and his team is scared of him. This matches the description of the container." i explain.
"See hiruzen? I told you that sand would try something like this.' danzo says with a smug air.
"Not now danzo. Alright. I want an anbu squad on this team from sand. If they break any laws then detain them and we shall take the demon before sealing it into a leaf shinobi." the hokage orders.
I am dismissed after the anbu leave to do their orders. I bring my team with me and James asks what we do. I inform him that we must avoid the kid. A demon container with control of their demon is close to kage level from just the power of the demon. With training? That's almost unbeatable unless you have a tremendous advantage like an elemental counter or the wood style of hashirama. Seals might work if you're quick enough but that would be pushing it for anyone below the level of jiraiya. I sigh and look to jake. He should be able to make a demon seal for the sand guy.
"So you want me to put a seal tag on the sand guy that's violent, insane, highly likely to kill me, and has a fetish for using his sand to kill shit?" Jake asks.
"Yeah." I replied.
"Alright I'm game. I'm gonna steal his demon and put it in a dildo." Jake says before pulling out a scroll.
I walk away as Jake cackles maniacally and writes on his scroll. Holy shit. I've made a monster. The outside doesnt help me. Tenten is chasing Sam down with a sword as Sam cackles and swings around the head cleaver from zabuza. Tenten screams and throws a sword at Sam as he runs away with more laughter. Why do I live here?