In an office building, the meeting of the Feathered Friends was going on. It was a social working group who specialized in placing stray birds with other bird families. They had a recent case for Big Bird from Sesame Street. They believed that he wasn't happy where he lived at.
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On Sesame Street, Oscar the Grouch was preparing for the Grouch Anthem.
"Grouches of the world, unite!
Stand up for your grouchly rights!
Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain!
Just stand up and complain!
Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain!
Just stand up and complain!
Just stand up and complain!" he sang.
Unfortunately, the only ones who were in his audience were Donna, Rocket, Stitch and Baby Groot. "Rocket," Oscar groaned, "you had to bring that WEIRD girl, didn't you?"
"I had to," Rocket groaned. "Ben and Lea said that this was punishment for blowing up the stereo system. I thought it would be a good way to lure fans for CLST."
Just then, Big Bird rolled down the street. "Hi, Big Bird," Donna smiled. "Let's sing a real song."
"You know what I wanna sing?" Big Bird asked.
"How about that alphabet song you like?" Donna answered.
"Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
I wish I knew exactly what I mean," Big Bird sang.
"It starts out as an A word as anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle, it gets awfully QR to me," Donna sang back.
"Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
If I ever find out just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!" they both sang.
"It might be kind of an elephant
Or a funny kind of kazoo," sang Big Bird.
"Or strange, exotic turtle
You never see in a zoo," Donna sang.
"Or maybe a kind of a doggie
Or a particular shade of blue," Big Bird sang.
"Or maybe a pretty flower," Donna sang.
"Naah, not with a name like that, uh-uh!" they both sang.
"Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out as an A word as anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle, it gets awful QR to me
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
If I ever find out just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!" they both sang.
Suddenly, a giant finch came in, complaining about their singing. They were wondering who she was. "Miss Finch at your service," said the bird.
She was wondering if Big Bird would want a family - a bird family. Big Bird replied that he would love that. "Fine," Miss Finch replied. "Because there's a fine feathered family in Oceanview Illinois waiting just for you."
Little did they know was that Telly, Donna, Chris, and Nina heard the whole thing. "Ay, ay, ay" Nina said. "I can't believe this is happening."
"Shee's going to place Big Bird in Illinois?" Donna asked. "That's far."
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2 days later, Big Bird said his goodbyes to his Sesame Street friends and the Celestian Alliance and headed off to the airport.