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Hey, is it possible for you to re-upload some of your older stories?
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… So, this is one out of many requests to republish some of my older stories with zero specification. This being one of many of them. Of course, people request stuff they, you know… Like and want to read (DEEP inhale). Now, I know people who liked my older stories exist. What I don't know… is WHY!?
My first ever Wreck-It Ralph fanfiction Season looked like a preschooler wrote it! This one either received so much crap about a yuri plot that wasn't happening or was hated for being too Disney-like even though Disney inspired the titular character! Mr. Naegi's Wonderful World, Rabbit King, and Makoto Naegi's Book of Fantastical Secrets were improvements, they were still very novice and had similarities in their plots! So why!? (Deep, DEEP, inhale)…
As I mentioned in my main account, if these stories still hold potential… I will consider doing rewrites for them. So without further ado…
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This is a work of fan fiction using characters from various known fandoms. I do not own any of the listed fandoms below, or any of the related characters. Charis the Magnificent and its original characters are the only fictional work I own. This story is only for entertainment. I am not making any profit from this story and you're not too smart if you think otherwise. All rights of the fandoms belong to their respective owners.
Don't judge a book by its title, let alone its cover or first sentence. However, while the story doesn't focus heavily on the genre, this can still classify as a harem fanfiction. I enjoy making characters suffer. And no other group of characters suffer the most than Harem Kings and Queens. Mwahahaha! Just kidding. I just like comedy and drama.
So, if you're not into that, now you don't have to waste your time. We will meet trolls in my comment or review sections with extreme prejudice. We love thy neighbor here, people. Regardless of race, religion, gender, AND likes/dislikes.
HOWEVER…! Talk about this anyway you wish. Just… Just don't lie to me because even I know this is crap. (Deep inhale) Alright, let's get this over with…
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Charis the Magnificent Familiar of Zero
Chapter I
Louise, the Zero (Part 1)
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"The sin is not in darkness. Sin is in not respecting both the light and the dark as their role in our personal evolution. The sin is in judgment, pride, and separation."
- Amy Jalapeño
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In the land of Halkeginia, it was daybreak for the Tristain Academy of Magic, and the day was about to begin for one young mage. The third daughter of the Vallière family, Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Vallière, awoke to the morning sunshine that gently kissed the face of the sleeping noble girl. Soon after, Louise prepared for her day, first by brushing long wavy pink hair, then she dressed herself, and finally picked up her wand.
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Afterwards, Louise reported to class. Louise decided to sit in the back where she listened to the new professor introduce herself and begin the lessons.
"Congratulations, everyone, on making it to your second year. I am Mrs. Chevreuse and I have been engaged to teach here at Tristain's Magical Institute." Professor Chevreuse introduced. "My element is earth and my codename is Chevreuse the Red Moon. For the next two terms, I'll be teaching you all about earth-based magic. Now, what are the four basic elements of magic?" A young blonde noble boy raised his hand while making the most unattractive, unmasculine moan ever.
"The four elements are air, water, earth, and fire," answered the mageling. "Also, just by coincidence, my element is earth, just like you, Madame. Guiche de Grammont at your service. My codename is Brass." Guiche then placed his rose-like wand in his mouth as he slightly ran his hand through his hair all the while saying, " Pleased to meet you."
"Very nice to meet you, Mr. Grammont," said Chevreuse. "Earth magic is directly involved in the revitalization of all things. To help you understand that principle, you will all now memorize a spell of basic alchemy." Professor Chevreuse put three pebbles on her desk and pulled out her wand.
"Ren in yon"
The students gasped in astonishment as the three pebbles turned into a metal of a golden color.
"Oh, wow!" exclaimed a redhead bombshell of a mage. "Did you turn them into gold?"
"No, dear," Chevreuse responded. "Brass."
"Oh, right." The girl said, disappointed. Chevreuse put her wand away as she said, "Now let's see if one of you can cast this spell." Chevreuse looked around the room, finally leaving Louise.
"You over there," she called to Louise, earning a gasp of fear from the class. "The one taking notes." Louise then looked up from notes after she noticed Chevreuse was speaking to her.
"What is your name?" Chevreuse asked.
"Louise, ma'am." Louise replied. She then placed her quill on the desk and rose to her feet. "My name is Louise Françoise de la Vallière."Amongst the students shivering and groaning in fear, a pudgy boy mage raised.
"Um, excuse, ma'am." croaked the student. Chevreuse looked at him and asked, "Is something the matter?"
"I think it would be better if you picked someone else." The boy received the agreement of the entire class, except for the elephant in the room.
"It's too dangerous to let her try," implied the redhead. "Let me do it!" Louise officially became annoyed at the redhead's statement and slowly grew angrier.
"Dangerous?" Chevreuse said, amused. "So what alchemy is dangerous?"
"I'M THE ONE SHE PICKS, SO I'M GOING TO DO IT!" Louise shouted, earning a "well said" from the professor and a choir of fear from fellow students who had begun to move about their seats, as if routine. A blue-haired mage girl, while reading a book, vacated the room. Louise stepped up to the brass pebbles and pulled out her wand. The class shrunk back in fear.
"Please, Louise," The redhead begged, "stop it."
"You're distracting me," scorned Louise, "So be quiet!" The redhead gasped. Louise simply turned her back to Professor Chevreuse.
"Now, Louise," instructed the fool of a teacher. "Think hard about the metal you turn this into." Louise looked at three pebbles and pointed her wand.
"Ren in yon."
Louise engulfed the triplet of pebbles illuminated as the room in a bright light.
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Elsewhere, in the highest tower of the school, the old headmaster and his beautiful, spectacled, green-haired secretary were conversing in peace.
"Another year has started with no particular problems that need to be dealt with." The old man sighed.
"It couldn't be better." His secretary replied, not looking up from her paperwork.
"As the institute's headmaster," said the old educator, "I could not have wished for a more peaceful beginning." He then pulled out his smoke pipe that was as white as his long white beard. His secretary pulled out a wand and levitated the pipe from the headmaster's mouth. The headmaster puffed smoke as he gently stroked his beard.
"Up to your old tricks again, I see." He mused, lifting himself from his seat.
"Taking care of your health is part of my job here," The secretary answered, still only paying for her work, "and smoking is bad." The headmaster walked up to the secretary and placed his wrinkled hand onto her rear.
"Are you going to take away one of the few pleasures this old man has left in his life, Miss Longueville?" Miss Longueville simply replied, "Please stop touching my buttocks, sir." After the secretary caught him red-handed, the old man paced back and forth, pretending to be senile.
"And stop acting like you are senile every time I catch you behaving badly." The old man suddenly stopped pacing as a lantern lit up in his head.
"Oh, I just remembered!" He recollected. "Tomorrow is the annual familiar summoning ritual for all the second-year students."
Longueville merely clicked her tongue in irritation and muttered, "Damn geezer." While Miss Longueville's guard was down, a white mouse crawled out of her skirt from between her legs as the old explained familiar spirits.
"A familiar is a mage's lifelong servant, friend, and companion, as well as one's eyes and ears in the world." The mouse ran up to the old man's hand as he was in a crouching position to pick up the little rodent. "Ah, my dear friend, Motsognir. Our journey together has been a long one." The mouse spoke in an unintelligible language.
"Oh, I see, white," The old man spoke to the mouse, able to understand him. "White as snow you say." Miss Longueville made a small scream in embarrassment as she closed her legs quickly. "Well, I think Miss Longueville would look much better in lacey black than plain white cotton, don't you think so, Motsognir?"
"Lord Osmond," Longueville scolded. "If you ever do that to me again, I will report it to the royal family."Old Man Osmond turned to his trusty secretary and said, "Ha! Don't get so upset because someone peeped at your precious little panties. It's attitudes like that keep you a spinster." Miss Longueville gasped in disbelief at Osmond's word and in anger, stepped on the old man who begged her to stop hurting him. A sudden explosion reverberated across the entire school. Osmond looked up from his kneeling position.
"Was that…" Osmond asked.
"Yes, sir." Longueville responded. "I believe it was."
"You mean the third girl from the Vallière family?"
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Meanwhile, back on the farm (yes, that works here), the class looked as if it had just gone through a bombing, with the smoke replacing the oxygen so dearly needed and semi-unconscious students sprawled all over. At the front, Louise at the front with her uniform in somewhat bad shape, holding what remained of her wand. The look on her face seemed to be a mix of shock and disappointment. As students struggled up, the now enraged redhead (protected from the blast by a chivalrous noble boy) raised her head to yell at the pink-haired mage.
"What is the matter with you!?" The redhead shouted. Not wanting to admit to the damage done to her pride by her own failure, Louise pridefully turned away from her classmates and said while rubbing her cheek with a handkerchief, "I guess I messed up a little."
"What part of this is a little?" The pudgy mage questioned.
"Your Magical success rate to date has been zero!" Guiche exclaimed.
"Louise the Zero!" The redhead angrily mocked. With closed eyes, Louise continued to rub her face as she puffed with arrogance until she looked down upon the unconscious form that was Professor Chevreuse who most likely regrets her decision.
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Later on, Louise was just leaving Osmond's office when she heard what she considered to be the most irritating voice in the world.
"So," The redhead from earlier began. "What's the story?" Kirche Augusta Frederica von Anhalt Zerbst asked, standing on the flight of stairs in front of Louise. Montmorency Margarita la Fère de Montmorency, a blonde female mage, and Tabitha, a blue-haired mage who had left the class before the explosion and was reading a book, appearing uninterested accompanied her. Apologies for not introducing them earlier.
"Another trip to the detention room," Kirche instigated further, "or are they finally expelling you? Just kidding." Kirche and Montmorency laughed arrogantly, as if Kirche told a funny joke. Louise scowled, but simply closed her eyes and continued the steps while saying, "They decided not to punish me." Louise received a double what from the redhead and blonde.
"They said it was partially the teacher's fault for making me do it even though after all the students in the class tried to stop her." Barely holding it in, Kirche and Montmorency laughed again as if the situation was comedy gold (Oscars for everybody! ;-D). Louise stopped her trek downward when she became parallel to the trio's location on the stairs.
"I'm just having a bad day," Louise gritted, "that's all."
"Yeah," Kirche mocked, "well, you're always having a bad day. You can't even get a real codename, Louise the Zero!"
"Why don't you be quiet!" Louise snapped with irritation.
"Tomorrow should be fun. I can't wait to see what kind of familiar you summon." Louise snapped her head to the trio's direction, earning a surprised hum from Kirche and Montmorency.
"OH, YEAH!? WELL, I'M CONFIDENT IN ONE SPELL! THE SUMMONING SPELL! SUMMON SERVANT!" She boasted. Kirche and Mon Mon gaped in confusion and shock. "Just you watch. I'll conjure up a familiar that is divine and beautiful and powerful and it will be better than anything any of you could cook up, and then we'll see who's laughing!" With that, Louise continued on her way. Surprise soon turned back to confusion as Kirche asked Tabitha what she thought.
"I don't know," was Tabitha's only reply.
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Later that evening, Kirche was thinking over her confrontation with Louise as she bathed. Kirche thought to herself, "Considering her past, how could she be so confident?" Kirche paused. "Maybe she… Nah! No way. Suddenly, there was a knock on her bathroom door.
"Is it that time already?" She exclaimed. "Wait a minute Stix, I'll be right there."
"Kirche," said a familiar yet unexpected voice. "It's me, Palestine." Kirche put her hand to her mouth.
"That's right," she remembered, "Stix is coming tomorrow." Kirche then grabbed her wand and levitated her towel around her bare body. "I'm sorry, Palestine. I'll be there in just a moment." She waved her wand again to levitate her nightwear so she could change. (What a harlot) As soon as those words moved out of my mouth, Kirche grabbed the "camera"
"DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH, KINGKIMI0317?" She shouted at me. (Haha! I can abuse my power.) Suddenly, an eraser at the end of a pencil appears and erases Kirche's left hand (dominate), causing her to scream.
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Meanwhile, Louise was in her room changing into her nightgown (I would describe the scene to all the weird people in fanfiction but there are younger people in the audience and it would be a waste of time for you perverts out there anyway).
"One more mean comment out of you and I will switch the story to the first person!" Louise threatens me. After she changed, she collapsed onto her bed and thought back to what she said to Kirche earlier.
Well, I'm confident in one spell. The summoning spell.
Louise shoved her face into her pillow and whined, "But I wish I hadn't said so."
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The day of the annual familiar summoning ritual had finally arrived. Professor Jean Colbert observed the class as they summoned their familiars for the first time (outside, of course)
"The day has finally come for the summoning ritual." Colbert announced. "This is the first test for you all now that you have advanced to the second year here at Tristain Academy of Magic and the sacred first day where you will finally meet your familiars with whom you will spend your life living as a nobleman." Louise already had her wand out as if prepared for anything. However, if only she knew how ill prepared she truly was for the events that would change her life and who she was forever.
"All set, Louise?" Kirche appeared out of nowhere behind Louise (no, seriously, where the hell did she come from). "I'm looking forward to what amazing familiar you summon."
"Leave me alone." Moaned an irritated Louise.
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Later, almost everyone had finally summoned their familiars. Kirche summoned a salamander, Tabitha summoned a wind dragon, and Montmorency summoned a frog.
"Alright," said Colbert. "Has everyone had their turn?"
"No, not quite." Kirche answered. "Miss Vallière hasn't done it." Kirche gave Louise a cruel smirk as the very target noticed all eyes were on her. The class soon circled the poor girl, either wondering what she might summon or commenting on how she will summon nothing but another explosion.
"With all your boasting, you should be able to summon something much more amazing than this, right Louise?"
"Well, of course." Louise pouted, then turned her head. Please, work! Louise prayed.
"My servant that exists in this vast universe," said Louise. "My divine, beautiful, wise, and powerful servant heed my call. I wish you servants, from the very bottom of my heart, answer my guidance and appear!"
Before Louise could even move her wand, a bright white light illuminated from it. It was so bright it engulfed the school. They drew the attention of all the students and staff, causing them to go to its source to check it out. Even the non-magic residents of the school went to see what was going on. Then, the light died to reveal something never seen before.
In front of Louise was a beautiful girl with flowing pure white hair, pale, yet radiant skin, and amazing crimson lips. She wore a beautiful pure white ball gown, white are lengthy gloves, a blue see-through scarf that sat around arms, a glowing necklace, and a pointy white hat with a silver branch that had a few glowing flowers growing on it and a white sash. The girl was asleep with her hands upon her breast, holding what had to be the most beautiful wand they had ever seen. They could also sense an aura about the sleeping mage that made them one thing. This girl is the familiar Louise had asked for, because she gave a presence that exclaimed divine, beautiful, wise, and above all, powerful.
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Next time - Chapter I: Louise the Zero, Part II
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I was cringing so hard… I forgot that I actually broke the fourth wall. Depending on the comments, if you think this still has potential, I will CONSIDER rewriting this. I have to have the motivation to do it first. Till then, kill me… Storyteller signing off.