So I'm pretty sure the concept of using the Pahkitew cast for All Stars has been done before, but using the Reboot cast is an even more unique idea. Hope you all enjoy this delightful rewrite.
Before we begin however, I have some continuity changes to the original seasons you might want to be aware about.
Total Drama Island: Gwen doesn't constantly switch from whether she's mad at Trent or not for burying her alive and she's not made aware of Heather's kiss with Trent being a scam until the final episode.
Total Drama Action: Beth doesn't have her plot where she falls for Harold. Honestly, this season doesn't need much continuity fixing otherwise.
Total Drama World Tour: Nothing much needs to change, just have Gwen and Courtney catch the Ripper and Owen and Noah catch Duncan in I See London.
Total Drama Revenge Of The Island: Blaineley takes Heather's role in the final five challenge so Heather being allowed back on the show makes sense.
Total Drama Pahkitew Island: Just have the cast realize how horrible Amy is so Sammy's plot actually means something. It also takes place a month after Revenge.
Reboot: This season takes place a year after Pahkitew Island instead of a fifteen year gap, Priya's parents are just reality show fans in general, and eliminating Zee fairly is enough.
We begin this new season with a crisp clear view of the docks of Camp Wawanakwa and who else but Chris McLean would be the one to walk down that same dock.
"Last time on Total Drama, I had done two new seasons of this show with three brand new casts. After our first cast competed on the toxic waste field of Camp Wawanakwa, I sent the next new cast to a robotic island controlled by remote and then we went back to the detoxified island with sixteen of our most recent competitiors. In the end, there were new friendships, relationships, rivalries, and betrayals that formed from these newbies. This season, we're going back to the basics. Camp Wawanakwa is back, and this season, I'm bringing back thirty-two of Total Drama's toughest and most memorable players and all three casts have gotten invites to this season. There were only two requirements to be on this season, you either had to have a big impact on this show or you had to place high enough to warrant your presence. Lucky for us, that's what we got. So stay tuned for this brand new season of Total! Drama! All Stars!" Chris smiled happily.
(After theme song)
We then cut back to Chris on the dock, "Welcome back to Total Drama All Stars. While our glorious intro was playing, the helicopter with all of our contestants arrived and here we go now with our cast from Return To The Island."
The plane door opens and the first contestant to be seen on it was Priya.
"Total Drama's most prepared player, Priya!" Chris said happily as Chef kicked out last season's winner from the plane, leaving her screaming.
"Priya's little follower and slightly more pathetic friend, Millie."
"Priya!" Millie gasped in horror before jumping out to check in on her bestie.
"Total Drama's first openly gay contestant: Bowie."
Bowie just did a graceful swan dive into the water without much haste.
"The phony social media influencer, Julia."
"Get your hands off me! This top is dry clean onLYYYYYYYYYYY!" Julia cried out furiously as Chef held her up by the shirt before letting her go.
"Total Drama's most revolting and hated couple, Chase and Emma!"
Chase and Emma were too busy making out to notice Chef pushing them off the plane in disgust.
"Hockey playing cassowary bait, Wayne and Raj!"
Wayne and Raj begin whooping before jumping in the water together.
"And finally, the self-proclaimed alfalfa male Ripper."
"You're going DOWN nerds!" Ripper declared smugly before Chef pushed him out the plane, leaving him screaming as he fell.
"As for our Pahkitew cast, we have the Zombie Conspiracy Theorist Shawn."
"This was a terrible mistake!" Shawn screamed as he fell down into the water.
"Australian Outback Jasmine."
"Hang on Shawn!" Jasmine told her boyfriend down below before willingly jumping in the water.
"Olympian Heartbreaker Sky."
Sky soon jumped off the helicopter without Chef needing to do anything.
"I didn't mean to break his heart!" Sky yelled out.
"We also have the Obsessive Germaphobe Dave."
"Was I really that obsessed?!" Dave asked Chef as he held him by the back of his shirt, the cook shrugged and let go of Dave, causing him to scream as he descended.
"Talentless Pageant Queen Sugar."
"Get ready for Sugar!" Sugar yelled happily as she did a cannonball ignoring Chris' comment.
"And sociopathic mastermind, Scarlett."
Scarlett merely rolls her eyes before jumping silently into the water.
"Huh, not that many Pahkitew castmates. Guess they really are hated." Chris smirked before he focused on the Revenge cast.
"From Revenge Of The Island we have Multiple Mike, AKA Chester, Svetlana, Vito, and Manitoba." Chris continued as said personalities appeared as he said their names ending with Manitoba saying "Crikey." before falling in the water.
"Mike's crush, pushover turned powerhouse, Zoey."
Zoey looks concerned for Mike and then began diving out the helicopter, "Mike hold on!"
"Athletic non-supporter Lightning!"
"You call that a dive?" Lightning scoffed indignantly before getting into a diving pose, "Watch this, sha-"
He didn't get to finish as Chef kicked him off, growing impatient.
"Former Bubble Boy Cameron."
"This is highly illogical!" Cameron cried out before Chef threw him off the helicopter.
"Challenge throwing dirt farmer, Scott!"
Scott was seen clinging to Chef's leg, "Don't make me go in the water, please!" Scott begged before Chef forced him off of him before letting him fall into the water.
"The softest cadet I have ever met, Brick."
Brick gave a signal to Chef that there was no need to push, with the cook nodding in respect before Brick took his jump.
"And bossy bruiser, Jo, who dominated until her underling turned on her." Chris smirked.
Jo shoves Chef back as he tried to push her.
"You're a dead man McLean!" Jo threatened before Chef body-slammed her out of the helicopter.
"And from our original cast, cranky know it all CIT, Courtney."
Chef holds one of Courtney's legs while Courtney is upside down
"This is not in my contract!" Coutney yelled before Chef let go of her, sending her into the water.
"Courtney's bestie turned boyfriend stealer, Gwen."
"Why do people keep reminding me of that?" Gwen said as she was falling in the water.
"Broody bad boy, Duncan."
"Bring it on!" Duncan said as he fell into the water.
"Devious diva, Heather"
"I hate Chris!" Heather screamed as she fell.
"Bubbly AirHead Lindsay."
"I'm flying." Lindsay cheered before screaming as she fell.
"Resident Loudmouth Leshawna."
"This is my season!" Leshawna hollered as she descended from above.
"The nerd with self proclaimed mad skills, Harold."
"My mad skills are real." Harold scoffed from the helicopter, "Check out this super cool dive. Let's-"
Harold didn't get to finish since Chef pushed him off due to his lack of patience.
"Total Drama's most boring floater, Cody."
"How is floating so baaaaaaad?" Cody screamed as he fell in the water.
"Total Drama's biggest stalker- I mean blogger, Sierra!"
"For the FANS!" Sierra hollered as she cannonballed in causing a big splash.
"And finally the Villainous Charmer Alejandro."
Alejandro said nothing as he jumped off gracefully.
"Ah, it's great to be back." Chris smiled wistfully.
We then cut to all thirty two contestants at the shore, groaning at the intro sequence from earlier.
"Greetings old friends." Chris smirked mockingly
Heather immediately coughed up a starfish, "I am not your friend."
"Lacking manners as always, aren't we Heather?" Alejandro spoke teasingly.
"I don't see why you'd expect anything different." Heather glared at the Spaniard angrily.
Soon we see Courtney walking up to Chris angrily, "You're gonna pay for my dry cleaning."
"No I'm not; new contracts, 'member?" Chris smirked holding up a wad of contracts.
Confessional: Courtney
"Same old Chris, same old disgusting island." Courtney complained as she flicked a fly that was flying towards her, "What was I thinking?"
Confessional Ends
We then see Bowie was getting up from the sand but was immediately treated to a hug from Raj.
"Bowie! I'm so glad you're here!" Raj smiled enthusiastically.
"Raj, it's an All Star season. How could I NOT be here?" Bowie smirked playfully, but suddenly Wayne joined their hug.
"Woohoo! Group hug!" Wayne hollered, crushing Bowie's ribs in the process.
Confessional: Bowie
Bowie sighs before rubbing his sides, "Raj is great, he really is, but he does tend to be over affectionate."
He then smiles fondly however, "Though ever since the last season, we HAVE been going on a few dates and I am really grateful to have him."
Confessional Ends
"I have some good news for you guys." Chris smiles at the cast, "I've upgraded the accommodations. As usual, the loser team will have to spend their night in the crusty old cabins."
The campers from the first two generations and Return To The Island groaned at the news while the Pahkitew cast were a little more accepting of this.
"But the winning team gets to stay in the all-new, eco-friendly McLean Spa Hotel! Complete with butler, hot tub, and twenty four hour masseuse." Chris continued as the TV shows a Spa Hotel, much to all the contestants' joy as they began cheering in an uproar.
"In honor of all of you being the most memorable contestants in the show, I'm dividing you into teams based on your past performances. Heroes versus Villains." Chris said enthusiastically.
Confessional: Alejandro
"It is quite obvious I will be on the villains' team and I shall be running it by lunch." Alejandro smirked deviously.
Confessional: Gwen
"Heroes versus Villains? Guess Duncan and I won't be on the same team. Unless Chris considers Duncan a hero." Gwen sighed before laughing, "Yeah right."
Confessional: Wayne and Raj
"Me and Rajie are so gonna rock on the heroes team!" Wayne said happily.
"For sure Wayner. And with Bowie on the same teams as us, we'll be unstoppable!" Raj smiled back.
"Uh… you sure he'll be on the same team as us? He did break up Priya and Millie." Wayne raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, but that was just a strategy move. And it was the only bad thing he did." Raj pointed out.
"I guess you're right." Wayne shrugged.
Confessional: Bowie
"I'm clearly on the villain's team." Bowie said bluntly, "That's all I came here to say."
Confessional: Priya
"PLEASE don't put Millie on the villains' team, she won't survive." Priya begged as she made a praying motion, "She's the best thing that's ever happened to me."
Priya immediately widened her eyes with a blush before saying, "Uh… as a friend of course."
Confessionals End
"Alejandro, Bowie, Chase, Dave, Duncan, Emma, Gwen, Heather, Jo, Julia, Lightning, Ripper, Scarlett, Scott, Sky, and Sugar. You are now the Villainous Vultures." Chris said happily as the shot cut to all sixteen of them together.
"What?! Why am I on the villains' team?" Gwen asked incredulously.
"Because you kissed my boyfriend and became the New Heather." Courtney snarled furiously at Gwen which Chris shrugged at.
"Look at the bright side, being bad is cool and we're on the same team, so that's good right?" Duncan said encouragingly
"I guess." Gwen sighed.
Confessional: Duncan
"Aw man, I only came back for Gwen, she better not sulk the whole time or I may as well be dating…" Duncan began angrily before shaking his head, "Yeah, I heard it as soon as I said it."
Confessional: Emma
"Crap, I was really hoping to be on the heroes but I guess being a villain isn't so bad because me and Chase are together and I know if things get bad, we can rely on each other to survive despite his controversial actions in the past." Emma smiled confidently before gaining a confused look, "I wonder why I'm a villain anyway?"
Confessional: Julia
Julia gave a raised eyebrow at the camera, "She's kidding, right?"
Confessional Ends
"Brick, Cameron, Cody, Courtney, Harold, Jasmine, Leshawna, Lindsay, Millie, Mike, Priya, Raj, Shawn, Sierra, Wayne, and Zoey, you all are the Heroic Hawks." Chris told the remaining sixteen members.
"Woohoo! We're the hawks!" Wayne and Raj high fived before hooting like owls as always.
"You're acting like an owl, meatheads!" Courtney rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"Insulting people as always, huh Courtney?" Leshawna huffed in annoyance.
"Come to think of it, why are you even on this team?" Cody raised an eyebrow in annoyance.
"Um, I was CLEARLY the victim of grand theft BOYFRIEND!" Courtney roared furiously much to Cody's fear.
"Alright campers, time to head to the cabins and get to know your teammates. See you in two hours." Chris told the campers happily.
As the campers began heading for the cabins, some of them began to chat with each other as they walked forward, with Heather immediately shoving herself ahead of Jo.
"Watch it, Old Heather." Jo said angrily.
"You watch it newbie." Heather narrowed her eyes.
"Guys, just because Chris labeled us as villains doesn't mean we should act so hostile. We are still a team and we should act like it." Sky advised pointedly.
Everyone gives sarcastic and or fake answers of agreements, but the only ones who seemed to be genuine were Emma, Chase, and to a lesser extent, Dave.
Confessional: Emma
"Sky is totally right. We may all be seen as villains… even if I don't know WHY I'm a villain, we should still try our best to be as good of a team as possible and I'm sure everyone on our team agrees." Emma smiled confidently.
Confessional: Scarlett
"This team is absolutely doomed." Scarlett sighed.
Confessionals End
We then see that Dave and Sky had come across one another much to their shared surprise and awkwardness.
"Oh, uh… hi Dave." Sky smiled politely, at least trying to keep the peace.
"Hey…" Dave smiled back, although it was clearly forced and just trying to be nice.
The two stayed that way for a while before Dave walked further ahead, "See you later."
Bowie raises an eyebrow at the exchange and gains a thoughtful look.
Confessional: Sky
"Things are definitely bound to get awkward between Dave and I, I mean what happened last season was pretty messed up, I guess I should have tried a little harder to communicate with him better and maybe he could have tried to listen better. Anyway that's all in the past, I'm here now to win the million that I could have won last season." Sky said with a determined look on her face.
Confessional: Bowie
"Sky and Dave are an odd pair. They're definitely flawed but not as insufferable as Chase and Emma." Bowie started off his confessional, "But to get far in this game, I will need allies and practically everyone on this team has flaws keeping me from teaming up with them. The people from last season are way too unreliable, the villains from the original cast are so deep into their old drama, Scott, Sugar, Scarlett, and Jo are ruthless, and Lightning would probably just screw up my plans."
Confessionals End
We then see that the heroes were all heading to the cabins together themselves when Cameron began speaking to Sierra.
"So Sierra, what brought you back?" The bubble boy asked curiously.
"I wanna make up for my performance in World Tour. Behavior wise and gameplay wise. Me and Cody would've won last time had I not blown up the plane." Sierra smiled sheepishly.
"Oh yeah, your hair grew back nice." Cameron smiled reassuringly as he pointed to Sierra's short ponytail.
"Thanks." The blogger said gratefully.
Once the teams made it to their cabins, the villains immediately went inside their cabin but Courtney stood in front of all the heroes, "Okay Hawks. Here's how it's gonna go. We need a team leader and since I have leadership experience, I nominate myself."
"And why should we take orders from you?" Leshawna asked angrily.
"Yeah, you treated me and several of your teammates with no respect." Harold complained, glaring at the overachiever.
"I'll start respecting you when you EARN it." Courtney shouted at the nerd.
"I'm not writing my novel anymore but she does have no shame." Millie whispered to Priya.
"Uh… with all due respect, I think I should lead us." Brick said politely, "I do have the military training and skill set to benefit us."
"I'm down with that." Cody gave a beaming smile before saying, "All in favor with the idea of Brick leading us."
"Aye!" Pretty much everyone on the team raised their hand, the only ones who didn't say aye were Zoey, Shawn, Jasmine, Cameron, and Mike due to wanting to lessen Courtney's rage but otherwise still agreed to have Brick lead.
Courtney clenched her fists before shouting, "FINE! Let Soggy Drawers lead, don't come crying to me when we lose the challenge!"
With that, Courtney stormed off, much to everyone's concern except Cody who just smirked.
Confessional: Cody
"I know it may seem cruel to enjoy Courtney not getting her way, but she really had it coming." Cody explained with a smirk that beamed with pride.
Confessional Ends
We then see the males of the Villainous Vultures settling into their bunks when Ripper makes an announcement, "Listen up men! From this day forward! I am the alfalfa male of this team!"
"Oh yeah, I'm sure you are." Duncan rolled his eyes with a smirk.
"Oh I'm sorry. Are YOU the one with the world record fart holder or am I?" Ripper asked, getting up in Duncan's face.
"Ha! Farting is for sha-slobs. True alpha males rely on their strengths!" Lightning smirked mockingly at the so-called bully.
"What?! Are you assuming I don't have strength?!" Ripper asked incredulously.
"Your gut isn't really proving me wrong." Lightning spoke smugly.
Meanwhile Dave just sat miserably at seeing such a petty argument unfold when Bowie sat next to him.
"Something on your mind?" Bowie asked curiously.
"I just hate the fact that I'm labeled as a villain." Dave sighed sadly.
"If we're being fair, you did go insane in the finale." Bowie admitted.
"I know, I know. I overreacted back there. I'm just hoping things go better for me this season but seeing what's going on, that doesn't seem to be happening." Dave began venting, causing Bowie to give him a sympathetic look.
"Hey. It IS the first day. Pick your chin up, you could easily do better than last time you played." Bowie said reassuringly, "Maybe if you and I team up, I can help you make up with Sky."
"Really? Wait… you're not gonna pull a Millie on me are you?" Dave asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I won't deny I might vote against you if it comes down to it in the merge. I do have other allies, but I'm not gonna do what I did to Millie." Bowie smiled earnestly.
Dave sighed before rolling his eyes, "Fine, let's hope I don't regret this."
Confessional: Bowie
"Like I said last season, it's okay to make a friend and alliance in this game and Dave may not be my first choice but he isn't an atrocious choice either." Bowie smirked at the camera, "I meant what I said, this time I can't destroy any friendships or relationships. Priya kicked my kiwis so hard when she found out what I did, I'd rather not go through that again."
Confessional Ends
After that, the loudspeaker went off and Chris' voice was heard, "Attention campers. Please report to the beach for your first challenge."
A flash cut to everyone at the beach where Chris smirked at the contestants, "Greetings All Stars, your first challenge is gonna be a battle for the seas."
Chris pressed a button and suddenly two wooden ships with cannons and everything rose up much to everyone's shock.
"This year's challenges are nods from classics from the past. Today's challenge is referencing Ship For Brains and Sweden Sour. To win this challenge, you either have to get the flag or sink the enemy ship," Chris said gesturing to the flag hanging from a tall metal hanger, "Like the last time, if you fall into the water you're out. Oh, and the ammo for this challenge is Chef's spicy spaghetti and meatball cannonballs. We hardened it a bit, but don't worry, it's still as spicy as ever. Teams must select a captain."
Chef then showed up with two captain hats and Brick immediately took his for their team, "Glad that we discussed this arrangement earlier this morning."
Courtney growled to herself which caused Cody to smirk and that caused Sierra to cringe with worry.
Confessional: Sierra
"Okay, status update. Cody has a REALLY big grudge on Courtney. I'm not gonna unpack on why, that's his business but I really hope he knows what he's doing here." Sierra gulped.
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile, the villains were all beginning to get antsy on who the captain would be, and no one was surprised to see that Heather and Jo were at the center of this argument.
"I'll be our captain. No debates about it." Jo smirked smugly.
"What? Are you concerned that people will outvote you. How about let the three-time player lead us?" Heather asked with a grimace of her own.
"How about I be the captain?" Sugar asked giddily before taking the hat.
"Looks like Brick and Sugar are the captains!" Chris smiled enthusiastically which made Jo and Heather's eyes widen.
"What?! None of us agreed on that!" Heather said furiously.
"Sugar took the hat first. She's the captain." Chef shrugged nonchalantly, causing both Jo and Heather to glare at the pageant girl.
Soon we see that the Heroic Hamsters were on a yellow ship and Brick was immediately giving out a game plan, "Harold, Cody, Cameron, Sierra: we'll need your perceptiveness on the wheel, Mike, Zoey, Priya, Millie, Shawn, Lindsay: the six of you will grab the cannonballs for us. Me, Courtney, Leshawna, Jasmine, Wayne, and Raj will all fire out of the cannons. Are we all clear?" Brick asked happily.
"Roger that captain!" Wayne saluted with glee in which Raj did the same.
"Big deal, I could've come up with that plan." Courtney rolled her eyes.
Meanwhile with the Villainous Vultures on the red ship, things were less than organized.
"Anybody know how to drive a ship?" Sugar asked curiously.
"I have piloted a speedboat before." Alejandro said with a polite smile.
"Because of course you did." Heather rolled her eyes.
"Good. You'll be our driver. Everyone else, go crazy! We're gonna win this challenge by our own means!" Sugar cried out joyously.
"You sure we shouldn't just assign anyone to a certain task or…" Scarlett began before Sugar glared at her furiously.
"Don't tell me what to do! You ain't the captain! I AM!" Sugar shouted at the brainiac before walking off, not noticing the smug smirk on Scarlett's face.
"Ready! Set! GO!" Chris announced happily on the megaphone before the ships immediately began getting ready to set sail into the open waters.
We begin the challenge with Brick, Courtney, Jasmine, Leshawna, Wayne, and Raj receiving the cannonballs from their teammates before loading them all up in the cannon, with Lightning, Jo, Scott, Ripper, Duncan and Heather doing the same.
The strikes were immediate, Jo was first to fire, aiming at Brick who dodged the meaty projectile before firing one of his own at the boat, creating a hole on the inside scaring Chase, Emma, Bowie, Julia, Sky, and Dave who were all inside.
"Oh crud. Collateral damage has already begun." Bowie cried out dramatically.
Another meatball shot through the hole which was heading for Chase, much to his horror but he immediately held Emma out in front of him so she ended up taking the hit, causing both her and Chase to fall back and crash through the wall and onto the water.
"Ooh, and Total Drama's most notorious couple is out of the challenge!" Chris faux cringed to barely hide his amusement.
"Wow, Chase and Emma went down that quick?" Priya asked in shock to Millie as they were heading back to the inside of the ship.
"It's Chase, he probably did something dumb." Millie sighed miserably.
Confessional: Millie
"Poor Emma, I kinda feel bad for seeing her deal with Chase all the time but… in a way it's kinda her fault for going back to him." Millie said sympathetically before clarifying, "But she doesn't deserve this at all, even if I don't completely understand why she's with him."
Confessional: Emma
"What Chase did was really bad and the meatball really BURNS, but hey, it's an instinct to hide behind someone in moments of danger. I'm sure he felt bad about it though." Emma smiled to the camera.
Confessional: Chase
"Some spaghetti was on Emma's hair, it would be a crime to let this go to waste." Chase smiled enthusiastically as he held some spaghetti and meatball chunks before ravenously eating it, "Emma was such a great shield though. Totally a great move on my part." He added smugly.
Confessionals End
We then see Wayne and Raj fire meatballs together and because of that, it ends up hitting both Jo and Ripper, causing them to plummet to the water with both Chase and Emma nearby.
"Ugh, this bites." Jo sighed miserably as she resurfaced with Ripper.
"I know. Why are all the guys from our season being taken out so quickly?" Ripper scoffed, gesturing to himself, Chase, and Emma.
"Four eliminations already?!" Heather asked incredulously before stomping to the wheel, "UGH! I am not letting this stand! Where is Alejandro?! His driving really needs to improve!"
"Girls, get over here. We need more workers on the cannons." Scott ran to the back to tell Gwen, Sugar, and Scarlett about the situation whilst dodging meatballs.
Scarlett and Gwen quickly understood and began heading to the cannons in which Scott turned to Sugar, "You too Sugar!"
"Uh… I am the captain. I am NOT doing all the dirty work. YOU are all doing it! Freaking go already!" Sugar shoved Scott away to which he grumbled at but headed to the cannons anyway.
Lightning was quick to abuse the ammo he received from Bowie and Julia and started firing shots left and right. His first shot had been able to knock Millie and Priya out of their teams' ship, the next had knocked a hole onto the heroes' ship and his final shot had been aimed at the inside of the ship which he had pulled hard on the string of the cannon for.
Nearby, an unaware Mike had been getting more ammo for his team when a meatball came barreling towards him.
"MIKE!" Zoey cried out in horror but before Mike could do anything, he was struck on the head with a meatball and knocked into the wall and crashed through it out into the water, beginning to drown since he was now unconscious.
"Oh no!" Zoey gasped in fright before Shawn had noticed more meatballs heading for the inside of their ship.
"No time to mourn. Millie and Priya will save him. RUN!" Shawn grabbed Zoey's arm to evacuate her and Lindsay from the room.
Meanwhile, underwater we saw Mike was slowly bobbing in and out underwater and we cut to the inside of his subconscious where his personalities were playing cards with a picture of Mike hanging above him.
"Go with the fishing." Svetlana said happily.
"It's called Go Fish, not fishing! We've been over this Lana." Vito rolled his eyes.
Suddenly an alarm began going off much to all the personalities' fear.
"Oh no… you feel that mates? It's happening. Something really bad happened to Mike out there." Manitoba cried out in panic.
"What are we gonna do? If this keeps up, he'll surely return." Chester shuddered in fear.
"Keep your panties on gramps. I'll front for Mike." Vito grunted.
We then cut to Mike's body being laid on the sand before he finally woke up.
"Yo, what just happened here?" Vito asked in confusion and anger which confused Chase, Emma, Jo, Ripper and Millie but Priya gasped in shock.
"Uh… what's going on?" Millie asked her best friend.
"It's Vito, but… Mike's shirt is on. He shouldn't be fronting." Priya explained to everyone from her season.
"Yeah, that's kinda why I was confused too." Emma admitted nervously.
"Mike's pretty banged up right now and he won't be fronting for a good while now." Vito explains awkwardly since he barely knew these people, heck he hardly recognized Jo.
"Oh no! Was it really that bad?!" Zoey asked in horror as she came out from the water with Lindsay, Scarlett, and Gwen right behind her.
"Uh…" Vito didn't know how to answer that, should he tell these people what could potentially happen? Zoey did deserve to know but could he trust the others or even Zoey herself? What if she freaked out?
"Mike will be fine. He just needs time to recover." Vito said in a faux reassurance.
Confessional: Vito
"Sad thing is that I wasn't completely lying." Vito sighed miserably, "There's actually something else going on, Mike's not sure how we're gonna break it to Zoey, and heaven knows I ain't gonna tell her in front of people I barely know. Best to keep it on the down low for now."
Confessional Ends
Back with Alejandro, he and Heather were arguing as he was driving the villains' ship.
"We lost six teammates already! We need to outmaneuver them." Heather said incredulously.
"This ship is gigantic Heather! There is no way to dodge to the point where they will completely miss our ship." Alejandro protested angrily.
"But we CAN keep them from hitting us can't we?" Heather asked pointedly.
"It will take a lot of strength." Alejandro said through his teeth.
"Oh you've survived worse." Heather scoffed.
"Indeed. Like a LAVA SPRAY!" Alejandro shouted venomously, which made Heather stop in her tracks.
She didn't get to say anything before Alejandro found himself getting hit by a meatball and flying off the ship but Heather was quick to take the wheel, "Now we can try and do my plan."
Meanwhile, things weren't exactly peachy keen with the heroes since Leshawna was firing multiple cannonballs willy nilly which did not sit well with Jasmine.
"Mate, slow down. You're wasting ammo here!" Jasmine said angrily, "You need to take your time with this."
"Excuuuuuuse me. I'm just making sure we hit either the ship or the villains. So sorry if I'm not making a bunch of calculations or anything." Leshawna rolled her eyes.
"You need to slow down so we have enough ammo for later." Jasmine protested.
"No, we need to sink their ship NOW!" Leshawna argued but before they could continue, they got hit by another meatball, courtesy of Scott since he was smirking at what he caused.
Confessional: Scott
"I saw them arguing and I just hate to let that go to waste." Scott snickered.
Confessional Ends
We then see Shawn head to the wheel where Harold, Cody, Cameron, and Sierra were all steering to make sure they could make it to the flag.
"Guys! Our suppliers and shooters are dwindling! We need backup! I'll take the wheel! HURRY!" Shawn cried out in fear in which all four geeks immediately scrambled away from the wheel before Shawn grabbed the wheel himself.
We then see Cody and Harold hurrying to get the cannonballs while Sierra and Cameron made way to the cannons.
"Good. Shawn got the backup as I requested." Brick smiled in relief.
"Couldn't he have left Cody and Cameron at the wheel though. Those little shrimps can't do anything right." Courtney cried out furiously before she suddenly got a meatball thrown at the back of her head, causing her to fall down to which Cody picked up the meatball with an unapologetic frown.
"Oh, I'm so sorry. I must have slipped on something." Cody said insincerely before walking off with the mostly intact ammo.
"Ma'am, we need all the support we can get. Let's just continue fighting the opponents and not each other." Brick said firmly before running off to the cannons to which Courtney reluctantly followed.
We then see Bowie and Julia heading to get more ammo, Bowie wincing as he hears Sky and Dave flying out of the distance when they make it to the ships' cargo where none of Chef's ammo was left but all there was left was Sugar covered in spaghetti sauce.
"WHAT THE F*CK?!" Julia cried out in rage and fear.
"I just needed a little snack." Sugar moaned happily.
"You ate ALL of our ammo! Now how are we supposed to win?!" Bowie asked incredulously.
Duncan then showed up to the scene, "What the heck is going on here?!"
"Sugar ate all the meatballs. We're screwed!" Bowie briefly explained in fury.
Duncan saw Sugar's stomach rumbling and smirked as he remembered how his team won in Sweden, "I don't think we're out yet."
We then see Sugar being placed in the cannon where Scott was manning.
"Are you guys sure about this?" Scott asked fearfully before two meatballs fired, hitting him and Lightning.
Sugar began farting a little which gave Duncan the cue to fire, "No time. Just stand back and cover your ears."
He then pulled on the string, firing Sugar to the heroes' ship.
"What's that?" Cameron asked curiously as he saw a pink blob heading their way.
"It looks like a very large gumball…" Sierra began before gasping, "Code Sugar! Code Sugar! They're firing Sugar down our way!"
Brick gasped with fright before looking to see the flag just in front of them and the villains' ship. It was so close…
"I got this!" Brick smiled enthusiastically before running to the top of the point, "Try and shoot her down before I enact Plan B!"
"Ugh! He's abandoned us! I knew he wouldn't be a good-" Courtney began before Sierra interrupted.
"Just hurry up and FIRE!" Sierra cried out in panic.
Sugar began shooting faster to the heroes' ship but Courtney, Sierra, Wayne, Raj, and Cameron carefully aimed their cannons towards her and hit her with all the meatballs in each cannon. It slowed her descent and caused her to fall in the ocean.
"WOOHOO!" The heroes began celebrating before a rumbling was heard in the ocean before a massive fart rang through the waters, causing massive waves to form, and a massive explosion of water to take place and send all the remaining heroes and villains to wash up on shore with anguished looks with their ships absolutely destroyed.
"I-It's a tie?" Lindsay asked in shock.
"But how do we decide a winner now?" Raj said in confusion before Brick smiled.
"Don't worry everyone. I was able to snag THIS as the explosion took place." Brick told the heroes as he showed off a red flag causing every hero to cheer except for Courtney who looked on in shock.
"Heroic Hamsters win the challenge!" Chris said enthusiastically before smirking at the villains, "And the Villainous Vultures are heading to elimination tonight."
Every hero began cheering at this from Wayne and Raj chanting "Champions!" over and over from Cody and Sierra hugging, to Zoey lifting Cameron in the air in celebration.
"This is all your fault!" Julia accused Sugar furiously, "If you had not eaten our ammo, we would've won!"
"Let's be fair here." Jo smirked as she went in between the two blondes, "We probably would've had more meatballs had Lightning not been firing them so much and even caused poor Mike to get his brain all mixed up. I mean, we all see Vito fronting don't we? What if Lightning's reckless act caused permanent damage?"
All the heroes except Vito and half the villains gasped at this suggestion, specifically Gwen, Sky, Dave, Emma, and Bowie all gasped at the thought of such a thing happening. The rest of the villains raised a few eyebrows at such an allegation while Lightning tried his best to smile although he was clearly nervous at what just happened.
We then cut to the elimination ceremony where the villains were all sitting on stumps while the heroes were on bleachers.
"Welcome to your first elimination ceremony villains. How do you like the new Peanut Gallery? Now winners can watch losers vote someone out before heading to the Spa Hotel for a deluxe dinner." Chris said with a smirk.
The heroes immediately cheered at the prospect of the dinner before Chris smirked, "I forgot to mention. I have recently hidden two idols for this new season. The first is the Chris-Head immunity statue, it basically works the same way as it always did and the next is the Chef statue, where you can negate everyone's vote except for yours'."
"Oh now he tells us." Scott mutters under his breath.
"Chef, would you do the honors?" Chris smirked at his co-host before Chef spoke up.
"Chase, you and Emma both got eliminated first and you used the latter as a human shield." Chef said in disappointment.
"Uh yeah. I needed to preserve this camera worthy face." Chase scoffed in annoyance which Emma looked a bit saddened by, given he wasn't seeming to be the least bit apologetic, something Dave and Bowie noticed.
"Sugar, you ate all your teams' ammo which forced your team to use you as the final cannonball." Chef said angrily, "Long story short, you still lost despite that."
"I didn't choose to be used as a cannon!" Sugar protested angrily.
"Which brings me to Duncan, your plan is the reason why your team lost today." Chef said in annoyance.
Confessional: Duncan
"What the- but I'm not the one who ate all the- WHAT?!" Duncan sputtered out.
Confessional Ends
"And Lightning, you were reckless with your team's ammo and caused Mike to get hit on his head really hard. Who knows what that did to his mental state." Chef said dramatically.
Zoey immediately went to Mike's(who was in control again) side protectively and glared at the mega jock who gulped when he realized the situation he found himself in.
"Alejandro, Bowie, Dave, Gwen, Heather, Julia, Ripper, Scarlett, Scott, Sky, Jo, Emma, Duncan, and Chase, you're all safe." Chris threw all the safe contestants their marshmallows.
It came down to Lightning and Sugar, both were determined to not be eliminated and were sweating bullets ang glared hard at the last marshmallow before Chris finally said, "Lightning."
Lightning sighed in relief as he rose with his marshmallow and smiled. "Aw yeah! Lightning survived the elimination! Sha-BAM!"
Sugar looked flabbergasted at this revelation before Chris instructed, "Sugar, you have been eliminated, please go to the Dock Of Shame where the Drone Of Despair awaits."
Confessional: Sugar
"What the heck?! How did I get eliminated first?! I'm a star! A pageant queen! They should be begging me to stay on that team! I was the CAPTAIN!" Sugar cried out furiously.
Confessional Ends
Sugar sighed as she made it to the end of the dock before the Drone Of Despair picked her up by her head which she was unaffected by. She crossed her arms as she flies off into the distance.
"With one player down, we have thirty to go. Who will be our next failure? Find out on Total! Drama! Mega Stars!"
Votes:
Sugar: 10(Alejandro, Bowie, Chase, Dave, Duncan, Heather, Julia, Lightning, Scarlett, Sky)
Lightning: 6(Emma, Gwen, Jo, Ripper, Scott, Sugar)
Author's Note: Sugar had to be eliminated first due to her lack of plot potential. Now that that's over. Here are my honorable mentions for who would've been in this season had this cast not been so huge.
Owen and Beth: They're both valued finalists but I can't possibly figure out what to do with them since they feel complete.
Justin and MK: Both are very underrated villains and deserve to be here but considering their lack of presence. I had to cut them.
Max: He did make the final five but there are already so many imbeciles in this cast that I had to cut one out.
Zee: Probably the hardest one to take out but I saw no plot for him.
Heroic Hamsters: Brick, Cameron, Cody, Courtney, Harold, Jasmine, Leshawna, Lindsay, Millie, Mike, Priya, Raj, Shawn, Sierra, Wayne, and Zoey
Villainous Vultures: Alejandro, Bowie, Chase, Dave, Duncan, Emma, Gwen, Heather, Jo, Julia, Lightning, Ripper, Scarlett, Scott, Sky, and Sugar