In Imp city in the building of i.m.p. Our main characters and I, his dear narrator, were in the business room discussing various and very important issues.

"And that's because long cape suits are good for cleaning semen." finished Blitzo

"That was quite informative, sir!" Millie sing slightly

I smiled as I leaned back in my chair listening to the pleasant lecture.

"With that subject behind" Blitzo threw his hands towards the desk waking Loona from the dream of hers on top of me "Any idea on how we can improve the company's income?"

"How about a car wash sir?" suggested Millie

"Millie" I finally spoke while helping to lift Loona "This is hell nobody cares about having their car clean, honey."

There was another silence until I suggested:

"And if we set up a brothel?"

Blitz blushed at the idea since who knows what he was thinking and coughed.

"Although it is a good idea, I would prefer one in which we do not have to sell our bodies, chaparrin."

Chaparrin = Little one

Oh yeah. It turns out that the height I chose was too much for me since it is very striking and I reduced my height by about two feet. And even though I was technically taller than Moxxie and Millie, everyone called me shorty or "chaparrin" is Spanish as a nickname.

I quite disliked it.

Millie leaned back in her seat dejected before Blitzo got another idea and yelled at her.

"I know! We will make a billboard!" shouted Blitz

"Sir, we can't afford a billboard. Then there is the musical that spent almost our entire salary for that useless musical!" Moxxie cut

"Hey! Everyone likes musicals! And what's wrong with a super melodic ad?"

"Maybe Blitzo is right, there are some musicals that are not so bad!" I commented

"Exactly!" Blitzo exclaimed "We basically made a musical Moxxie" He looked at Moxiie with a puppy face that I didn't know whether to say Aww because of how adorable it looked or get disgusted by how cringe it was depending on the situation. "Do you want to ruin me like my father?"

"Sir... We can't..."

"And why not Moxxie?" He cut him off " Does he want to cut my dreams like my father did? BECAUSE WHAT I SEE NOW IS ONLY MY IDIOT FATHER CRUSHING MY DREAMS!"

"What?! Moxxie, do you want to break the boss's dreams?!"

Moxxie raised hIS hands in confusion.

"Don't agree with him front in front of me! He's just being childish!"

"And after I name you the employee of the month! I can't believe you do this!"

"SIR!"

"Calm down Moxxie! You will have another panic attack!" I try to calm Millie

"I'M CALM!" he shouted.

I widened my eyes as a deep laugh echoed in my throat. I had no fucking idea how things had gone so fast but I was enjoying every moment of it.

"The only reason you're married to him is because he's easy to manipulate," Loona commented distractedly as she looked at her cell phone.

"HE IS MINE BITCH!" Millie shouts

"Aren't you supposed to be the one who wanted Moxxie to calm down?" I asked

Millie giggled before going back to her seat and Moxxie was asking idiotically again.

"And why do we even have her? She is useless sir!" He was talking about the furry wolf

Biltz made an overly dramatic gesture and pulled me into a somewhat awkward hug against Loona, the latter growling at Blitz's physical contact.

"How can you say that about the sweet loony! She is the best assistant we have ever had. We are supposed to be Moxx family!"

"We. are. not. family. Sir! We are just your employees and you are supposed to be the boss! And what is she supposed to do? She is useless!"

Loona just raised her middle finger to Moxx and continued checking her cell phone.

On television they began to play the Christmas carol from our ad on a loop. (I may or may not have killed the channel directors a while back...)

Everyone started having flashbacks as the heart machine giving away the boy was awake on the side I started having my own flashbacks too.

Flashback

Night was doing paperwork from the previous murders bored like he was in heaven when the door exploded in front of him.

"What the fuck?!"

As soon as his brain processed the situation, he saw that it was his boss, Millie and Lonna fighting against a type of female reptilian demon; Night looked at the fight in alarm and began to ask:

"But what happened here?!"

"Don't know! This crazy woman appeared at our door and she began to speak in this strange language and we began to fight," Blitz replied.

"我会杀了你该死的婴儿！" (I'll kill you damn incubi!)

"哇！ 哇！ 你能说出这是怎么回事吗？" (Wow! Wow! Can you tell what this is about?!) asked Night

That immediately stopped the demon dragon and she looked at Night.

"你会说中文吗" (do you speak Chinese?)

"一点点。"(A little.) he admitted

Blitz looked at Night and looked at him doubtfully.

"Do you know what this bitch is saying?!"

"She is speaking Chinese. Don't you know Chinese?"

They all blinked at Night's question.

" So, you can speak spanish but not chinese?Then how is that you take care of customers from other countries?! For the love of Lucifer! This is one of our new clients! wait. ...How many times have they done this?!" he questioned them.

Everyone looked away at this question and even Moxxie began to whistle trying to hide it. Night groaned to himself and got up from the post.

"请跟我来，夫人。 到了这里。"(Please follow me, miss. It's this way)

"你是老板" (Are you the boss?)

"并实际上，没有。 那将是攻击他的傻瓜之一。 对此我深表歉意。"(Actually, no. That would be one of the fools who attacked you. My excuses for that.)

" 没问题，它经常发生在我身上。"(No problem, it happens to me often)

Night took the client to one of the empty offices to talk about business while the rest of the original leads were uncomfortable there.

"Did you bring your lunch Moxxie? " Loona asked.

"Yes, why?"

"I'm going to eat it."

So without saying more, she left the office, removing herself from the situation.

I think Loona likes avocado.

Flashback #2

A Night dressed in ninja clothes is seen trying to infiltrate the office which had old birthday decorations that it was clear that he had a goal in mind and nothing would stop him.

In his headphones the theme of mission impossible sounded while he blended with the shadows he took out some lock picks and played with the lock of Blitz's office after a few seconds of struggling a satisfying "click" was heard.

Night did a little victory dance and quietly opened the door, reached Blitz's desk, opened one of his drawers and pulled out a wrapped package from his backpack and gently placed it there. A chuckle escaped from his lips.

Then as if nothing had happened he left the office hidden by the veil of night.

The next day...

Everyone was arriving at the office even though there was no specific job today probably until one showed up. Suddenly a scream of murderous rage rang out from the office.

Blitz stormed out of this collapsing door.

"Who the fuck was it?! " he demanded.

In his hands, held high for all to see was what appeared to be a small book unwrapped from a wrapper with the title reading "THE MOXIE LEADER" apparently a self help book or some shit.

A/N: Currently this book exists, look it up.

A/N: No, I didn't spell it wrong.

Everyone tried to hold back their laughter as Moxxie watched with a clear WTF?! face, the book. While in the background someone was trying to play deaf looking at his cell phone while they were dying of laughter inside

"I already saw you Night!"

"shit!"

End Flashback(s)

Upon returning from our memories Blitz began with the argument of him.

"Family is the most important of all Mox! And the family is not left behind!"

Loona smiled slightly at Biltz's words, it was a small thing but it showed that she had a heart, my dear tsundere.

"But I remind you, sir, that if she had informed us of the correct objective, we would not be in this situation!"

"It's not my fault that you don't know how to aim well, Moxxie.."

FLASHBACK #3

(Yeah it's not over)

In blitz's office, Loona was with her arms crossed when Blitz enters with a gift in her hands and approaches her.

"Happy adoption anniversary Loona! I got you something special with a little help!"

"Is it a cure for syphilis?"

"Actually, yes!"

"Then don't...! Wait a minute, what?"

Loona looks inside the box and sees a syringe marked "Cure for Treponema pallidum" * Loona's eyes watered and she hugged Blitz.

*(IScientific name for syphilis I)

"Thank you..." she whispered

While in the living room a Night with his horns on fire sat happy on the sofa for having accomplished his mission.

End Flashbacks

This time is true.

"Moxxie, the point is that family is important and we don't get rid of family."

Didn't you also tell me those words Blitz?

"We are not a family, sir" Moxxie claimed "You are the boss, we are the employees. And you treat her like a troubled teenager when she's nothing more than a meth-addicted bum who won't let go of the phone."

Loona just gives her the middle finger as she keeps looking at her cell phone.

"And since we are on the subject of Family. Would you do us a favor by unfollowing us outside of work?!"

"Come on, honey, it's not that bad," Millie defended.

"Excuse me, what?!"

"Don't listen to you complain when I was accompanying blitz, Moxxie" I added

Moxxie blushed and fell silent.

"And no offense Mills but your husband is a bit like saying it.. Retarded."

"Does insulting me childishly make you feel better about your failed love life?"

"Actually yes." leans towards Moxxie " And you have no right to insult my love life because you are also single"

"OF COURSE NOT BITCH! HES MINE. AND BETTER THAT ANY BOYFRIEND LOONA COULD GET!"

Loona growled at Millie as I figured out how to handle the situation.

"Don't talk like that to my receptionist, she's sensitive!"

"Yes I am!" she snapped her jaws

Ohhh... I know you are Loona, especially in...

POOM!

No! To the horny jail! Punished! Bad Night!

"You are all fucking idiots" the boy interrupted

Everyone turned to look at him and Blitz spoke again.

"Oh! Shut up kid! You are lucky to witness this!"

"Phew! This company is a disaster!" Moxxie commented randomly

"Okay, let's talk about my outfit again."

"Nobody was talking about that!" Loona complained

"I was trying to get the ball rolling Loony. So huh? How does it look?!"

"It's been literally hell " he disconnected himself of the tubes "Having to pretend to be paralyzed so they don't kill me. But you know what?! Now I want to die!" He points to Blitz "You are a selfish and greedy clown! And I'm a kid we're supposed to like clowns!"

"Hey, that's not very..."

"If I wanted to know about an imbecile without character, I would rip your spine out and ask you something!"

"Hey, it's my husband you're talking to!"

"Why would you have that as a husband? I thought you were a slut but not that you will need a dick that much!"

"And you!" he point to Loona.

"What?!" she growled at him.

"Nothing. I don't talk to dogs, I'm a cat person. Also, who is that supposed to be you? " He pointed to me "A more beautiful and attractive parody of the mlp villain? Because the truth makes me want to..."

Before he finished her (what seemed like) insult I shot him between the temples and Blitz claimed me.

"Oh, come on! I wanted to give it the coup de grace, Night!"

Loona checked her phone and informed us that the target was correct so we all started celebrating and then dismembered the boy.

I was tempted to save a piece of the meat for someone I know but I didn't bother.

When we finished dismembering him, Blitz approached us all with his tail and said:

"Although the child was a target, he was a child and must be treated with respect."

We all smile.

In the world of the living there is a newscast with the title "MOTHER STINKS DRAWING HER OWN SON" in which the child's mother appears crying begging for him to be found. while she said in whimpers

"Please if anyone has seen my son please contact us at..."

A bag falls from the sky which makes the lady scream in shock and even more so when she sees that it is from the child's bloody corpse. The camera looks up and shows the whole gang (Moxxie, Millie and Blitzo) while Blitz was saying

"You are welcome!"

All three disappear when the portal closes.

Extra:

"Hey Night you want a smoke?" Loona asked Night

"Ok."

Night smoked the one he offered and took a drink of alcohol.

Nothing bad would happen for this

The next morning...

"Breaking news! Someone just altered the Pentagram of the Ring of Wrath! All the overlods are looking for the one responsible!" It sounds on TV.

Night watched the television in front of him as he floated in the Atlantic Ocean on a faulty raft without remembering much of what happened.

It was certainly an interesting night.

He took another drink of alcohol.

?/?: ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ﾝﾔﾩ ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ﾝﾔﾱ ? ﾝﾔﾬ? ﾝﾔﾩ? ? ﾝﾔﾢ ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ﾝﾔﾬ? ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ﾝﾔﾩ ? ﾝﾔﾰ ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ﾝﾔﾱ ? ﾝﾔﾬ? ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ﾝﾔﾫ?!

ℭ? ﾝﾔﾫ? ﾝﾔﾢ?: ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ﾝﾔﾱ ? ﾝﾔﾫ? ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ﾝﾔﾩ ? ﾝﾔﾢ ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ﾝﾔﾥ ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ? ﾝﾔﾞ? ﾝﾔﾟ? ﾝﾔﾫ ? ﾝﾔﾬ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ﾝﾔﾬ?. ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ﾝﾔﾠ? ? ﾝﾔﾢ ? ﾝﾔﾞ? ﾝﾔﾱ ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ﾝﾔﾫ? ﾝﾔﾰ ? ﾝﾔﾬ ? ﾝﾔﾞ? ﾝﾔﾢ ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ﾝﾔﾰ?, ? ﾝﾔﾢ?'? ? ﾝﾔﾩ? ﾝﾔﾯ? ﾝﾔﾣ? ? ﾝﾔﾬ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ﾝﾔﾫ?:

? ﾝﾔﾩ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ﾝﾔﾯ: ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ? ﾝﾔﾭ? ﾝﾔﾫ? ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ﾝﾔﾞ? ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ﾝﾔﾯ? ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ﾝﾔﾤ ? ﾝﾔﾫ ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ﾝﾔﾰ ? ﾝﾔﾬ? ﾝﾔﾩ? ? ﾝﾔﾫ? ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ? ? ﾝﾔﾬ? ﾝﾔﾡ ? ﾝﾔﾞ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ﾝﾔﾱ? ? ﾝﾔﾣ ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ﾝﾔﾯ? ﾝﾔﾠ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ﾝﾔﾰ ? ﾝﾔﾫ? ? ﾝﾔﾞ? ﾝﾔﾢ ? ﾝﾔﾲ? ﾝﾔﾱ? ? ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ? ﾝﾔﾣ ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ﾝﾔﾰ? ﾝﾔﾫ? ﾝﾔﾩ ? ﾝﾔﾞ? ﾝﾔﾢ. ? ﾝﾔﾬ ? ﾝﾔﾬ?'? ? ﾝﾔﾢ ? ﾝﾔﾲ? ﾝﾔﾭ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ? ﾝﾔﾣ ? ﾝﾔﾫ? ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ﾝﾔﾯ? ﾝﾔﾠ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ? ﾝﾔﾢ? ﾝﾔﾬ? ﾝﾔﾫ? ﾝﾔﾷ? ﾝﾔﾰ ? ﾝﾔﾱ.

? ﾝﾔﾦ? ﾝﾔﾥ ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ﾝﾔﾱ, ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ? ﾝﾔﾯ? ﾝﾔﾬ ? ﾝﾔﾣ ? ﾝﾔﾦ? ﾝﾔﾩ? ﾝﾔﾯ? ? ﾝﾔﾞ? ﾝﾔﾰ ? ﾝﾔﾬ? ﾝﾔﾡ? ﾝﾔﾶ?, ? ﾝﾔﾶ?!* ? ﾝﾔﾥ? ﾝﾔﾶ ? ﾝﾔﾬ ? ﾝﾔﾬ? ﾝﾔﾩ? ﾝﾔﾫ? ? ﾝﾔﾱ ? ﾝﾔﾬ? ﾝﾔﾫ? ﾝﾔﾢ ? ﾝﾔﾬ? ﾝﾔﾩ*?￢ﾜﾨ? ﾟﾑﾌ✌? ﾟﾌﾀ?