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Joker was in a real predicament.

This wasn't anything like what he often deal with. It was worlds away from diving into a Palace in order to change a troublemaker's heart. Stealing Treasure and fighting against Shadows was a piece of cake for the leader of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts.

This situation, on the other hand, was one he want at all used to.

He had the girls from Team RWBY swooning all over for him. Each of the four young ladies were cuddling up to the former delinquent. There was no doubt they were head over heels for the boy of few words.

"Oh, Joker!" Ruby exclaimed. "You're so tall, dark and handsome!"

"And you have a criminal record?" Yang added, grinning widely. "You must be a real bad boy!"

"That gaze of yours…" Weiss observed Joker's eyes through the lenses of his glasses. "It makes you seem so mysterious…"

"A guy like you clearly needs a girlfriend…" Blake remarked quietly.

"And should be me!" All four girls chorused loudly.

Joker sighed. His eyes rolled behind his glasses. He wished he could get dive into a palace that very moment to get away from these lovestruck maidens.

"Choose me for your girlfriend, Joker!" Ruby squealed.

"No, you have to choose me!" Weiss insisted.

"Don't listen to them and pick me!" Blake butted in.

"Meeeeeee!" Yang wailed.

"Look, ladies!" Joker found his voice. "I'm really flattered you all like me - but I'm afraid I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now."

"Awww…" The four girls let out their disappointment, upset the guy they were crushing on wasn't interested in dating any of them.

"Sorry…"

Joker turned and began to walk hurriedly away. He was eager to return to the rest of the Phantom Thieves - and get away from Team RWBY.

"But if you pretty ladies are looking for someone cute and good-looking, you can have me!"

Joker froze abruptly in his tracks. He turned to look at his backpack, which was where the cocky voice he'd just heard come from. His eyes widened to see it being unzipped from the inside - before Morgana jumped out into view, landing on all fours before Team RWBY.

"Oh my gosh!" The girls squealed together. "It's a cat!"

"You shouldn't call him that." Joker chuckled, closing his eyes with a shake of shook his head. "He doesn't take kindly to being called a-"

"Mrrrrreeeeoooowwww!"

Joker was cut off by the sound his fuzzy friend had made. As he opened his eyes, they widened in disbelief to see Morgana being showered in affection by Team RWBY. They were no longer taking any notice of the boy they had been trying to woo as they gave their undivided attention to the small feline.

"That is the cutest kitty ever!" Wiess cried, catching behind Morgana's ears.

"His fur is so silky smooth!" Yang remarked as she ran a hand gently down his furry back.

"He had such an adorable face too," Blake added as she tickled the cat under his chin with her finger.

"We should make him the mascot of Team RWBY," Ruby suggested as she took the animal's paw in her hand.

"I sure have a way with the ladies! It's only natural with me being such a handsome devil!"

Morgana couldn't keep his vanity out of his voice which only Joker could hear. The leader of the Phantom Thieves slapped his hand to his face. One minute, these girls were begging him to be their special someone, the next, they'd forgotten all about him to fawn all over his cat companion.

Joker could only shake his head, his groan of disbelief being drowned out by the awed cooing of Team RWBY and the contented purring of Morgana.

THE END