Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!

"So-so-so... SO LEWD!?"

"Thanks for selling me this building... and for so cheap." Naruto grinned with a smirk that said everything. He was in the same room as an older man who was looking at the magazine that Naruto had given him, an proto-type of the magazine company he planned to start in Fiore. It had made a single issue of the magazine in Guiltina for the purpose of getting some of the perverts on this continent on his side.

"SO LEWD... SUCH LEWDNESS!?"

"Exactly... and think... once I get my company founded here, I can produce lewdness exceeding the levels of this... for fetishes of a range you can hardly even imagine." Naruto massaged the old man's shoulders, grinning from ear to ear as the man turned another page in the magazine. "... turn the page..."

"Oh... oh... OH... LEWD!"

"Not only is it lewd... but with each picture, there is an interview with the woman... you can read in her own words the story behind the picture... and how it left her." Naruto was very good at his words when it came to seduction, and not all seduction led to sex. He could feel that the man was very close to giving into what he wanted from him. It would only be a matter of time before he fully gave in, and completely gave the start up funding for the magazine, and the equipment he would need to get everything rolling.

Naruto turned the page for the man.

This isn't how I expected to lose my virginity, and as terrifying as it started out, by the end of it I couldn't even remember how scared I was-

"This interview."

"... Yeah... you know... the camera operator for this... it was a woman. All these photos were taken, analyzed, and published by a woman as well... isn't that hot... while this woman was getting fucked... there was another woman right there... dripping." Naruto could feel the man break. He jumped into a standing position.

"OOOOOOOOOH!"

He had him.

"How much... how much do you need to produce this... name the cost, name the equipment you need-"

"I need start up funding, and a color printing press for magazines... recording equipment to go with it. I also need a crew to remodel this building so that it can be used for what I want." Naruto didn't hesitate to list everything that he would need to start up with. For some stuff, he would use the start up funding, and for other parts he woudl have to go out into the field and collect the stuff himself.

"Deal... consider it done, anything else."

"Two more building locations... strategically placed... I need a building in Balsam Village and Magnolia, just having this place in Rose Garden is nice... but it would be even nicer if I could have multiple places to record... changes of scenery... more access to models... the city with the most famous guild, and a place that is a spa village... nice." Naruto had looked at a tourist guide to pick the best places to set up. They were all places that appropriate tourist populations with high reputations, with plenty of women that he was sure would enjoy being in a magazine.

Also hot wizard ladies.

"Deal... Magnolia... you plan on getting any women from Fairy Tail here... Fairy Tail is a wizard guild."

"Of course sir... since you want that, I'm sure that I can get some of the to model for me." Naruto didn't know a lot about the Fairy Tail guild, but he was sure that they could be useful.

"What do I get out of this?"

"Well... since you are taking on most of the financial risk... you can have... 70% of the profits, 80% if you give me all control over how things run... and I might even push it to 90% of profits if you get us registered as a Wizard Guild with me as Master... paperwork all on you." Naruto could see himself getting rich on even 10% of the profits of the company, so he didn't mind giving away such a huge chunk of the expected profits.

"That sounds..."

"... high risk, high reward... if I fail, you lose all the money you invested... but if I succeed, you will gain a lot in both money and porn." Naruto could see the man's lust was fading as the idea of the risk was starting to get to him. That was fine, he already planted the seeds of desire in the man, so he didn't need to proceed on that attack front. The man was going to be taking on most, if not all, of the financial risk of the entire endeavor, so he needed to make it worth his money.

"Will... will the camera man be a woman this time too?"

"Of course it will be... it needs to be a woman for the best shots. Somebody who can look at everything sexually, but not have her focus clouded by it... somebody who is both jealous of the other women, and can really focus on the parts of their bodies she would wish for... a woman jealous of a woman's beauty, as the same standards as a man, but her focus won't become clouded." Naruto even gave a kind of logic behind it, and he could see the funding source was considering it much more since there was more than just lewd logic behind the choice. He was being driven by a combination of lewd and business sense.

"Huh?"

"A cute girl who doesn't see herself as sexy, and is jealous of another woman's sex appeal... is the best judge of when she has an amazing photo on her hands. I set up the situation, and she can get the best shots of it... to me all of those pervy photos look great, but a woman's fine eye for details and jealousy are best suited... so yes... there is logic behind it too... I'll leave the rest to you... and I'm going to go find my camera woman." Naruto stood up, since he already knew the answer at this point.

The man's face told him everything he needed to know.

"Where are you doing to go?"

It would seem the old man understood that he had already accepted the deal as well.

"I need to find a woman with a powerful sense of smell, and a strong magic that can be useful in the process... thankfully, the so-called-gods already told me where I could find allies for the goal they gave me..." Naruto would never thank the gods themselves.

He rejected them, but he would abuse the knowledge they gave him for his own goals. The goal of rejecting their desires for him to be a savior and destroy the Dragon Gods.

"I didn't understand a word of that."

"You didn't need to... all you need to know, is I'm going to have an extremely cute assistant, somebody who can do all the camera work... as for the Guild name..." Naruto paused for a moment as he considered the names he could go with. A grin slowly overcame his face when he found the perfect name. "Lewd Gods... that is it and the simple will be the outline 2 leafs making a heart, with a spiral in the center of each leaf." Naruto had the perfect name to both insult the gods, tell everyone his goal, and proclaim himself above the other guilds, which would for sure attract a lot of attention.

Lewd Gods.

He was going to have to make a magazine that could TRULY live up to that name, meaning he was going to have to assemble an amazing crew.

Funding... Gotten.

Next up: A camera worker.

Chapter End!
Please Leave Me Lots of Nice Long Reviews, But No Flames Please!