Disclaimer: First Chapter
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*SMOOOOOOOOCH*

"Does that count as my first kiss... or..." Wendy was so conflicted and confused, because Mr. Moneybaggs literally gave her a big fat smooch, though it wasn't like she was the only one who got one. Wendy was askin Carla, who had gotten a big kiss herself for the Third Super Success for the magazine. The 3rd issue of the magazine had been even more successful compared to the 1st and 2nd issues.

A 23% increase in profit.

Naruto had adjusted the numbers for where he was selling magazines, so that areas that didn't sell as much recieved less. It allowed them to save some money, and areas that were getting increasing numbers were getting increased magazine numbers. Just by manipulating the numbers and shipments, Naruto was able to make a drastic increase in profit compared to the number of actual sales.

They experienced a 16% increase in sales, but a 23% increase in profits thanks to them not printing magazines that weren't selling and not needing to pay as much in shipment costs. Since this was the 3rd issue, Naruto had a good amount of data to look at and trends to work with to adjust all of the numbers in their favor. With each month, Naruto would have more data to look through that could be used to adjust numbers accordingly.

"Don't count it..."

"Do not count it." Naruto repeated Carla in that, since he had a big smooch mark on his lips too. He wiped his face clean of the old man kiss, and he looked at Sting who was doing the same thing as him. The only one who had gotten a cheek kiss instead of a lips kiss had been Yukino, who was still a bit too young for the old man to kiss on the lips without recieving a... very unwelcome beating for his excitement. "... Anyway, here is an list of expenses the next issue is going to get. Since it will be the 4th issue, it will be the last issue of this Quarter... so I want a higher budget for it." Naruto passed a list to the elder man.

The man didn't even look at it.

He just sent Naruto a perverted smile, a giggle, and a thumbs up to show that he approved of an increase in expenses.

"Oh... I have the perfect place to do a food critique of-"

"Actually, I'm going to need you in costume for this issue. You won't be having sex, but the theme will need a few background props... people in costume. We'll also be introducing a 6 page spread with interviews with you 5... yes I'm including you two as well." Naruto looked at Carla and Lector when he spoke. The Exceeds were important to the magazine in more ways than one. Lector served as a big inspiration for Sting to improve himself, and Carla was a good voice of reason overall for some things.

"So we get to wear cute costumes!?" Yukino was excited to be a model again.

She liked doing that modelling page with Wendy for the 1st issue, and getting another chance to get her photo taken for the magazine sounded like fun to her. Naruto didn't let her be a very active participant in the magazine, not nearly as much as Sting or Wendy at least.

"... Well, I wouldn't say cute... actually, we can cutify it a little." Naruto changed his answer when he saw the visible disappointment she showed at his answer. "Thankfully, we won't have to worry about Erza this time... she is scheduled to do something with her guild that she couldn't get out of. So we're just going to be dealing with Mirajane this time." Naruto had managed to pull Mirajane away from whatever it was that her guild was doing, but he couldn't get Mirajane AND Erza together this time.

Apparently, the Fairy Tail guild was doing something important related to their "S-Class Promotion" and they needed a good number of their S-class mages to participate in it. As it stood, Mirajane just barely managed to convince her guild Master to let her participate in the photoshoot instead of attending. Since Erza's contract would run out at the end of the shoot, and she wouldn't be there for it, Naruto would have a pretty stress-free photoshoot compared to usual.

He wasn't going to be against signing Erza on in the future, but he was going to be changing her contract so that she wasn't going to be required as much. He was also going to increase her pay and put "Required Acting Lessons" in the contract. She would take acting classes, with him reimbursing her for the cost, in return for her keeping a contract with them.

He needed to fix that damn acting problem she had.

"So... what is the theme?" Carla brought up.

"Aliens... aliens and alien experimentation, as well as cross-breeding fetish stuff. The way I figure, people like exotic, and there is little more exotic than an alien woman or alien related stuff." Naruto had the elderly man who was listening in, wrap his arms around him in a huge hug.

"I love you like the son I wish I had." Moneybaggs had never loved another man more than he did the man who was making him so much money, and was fulfilling his desires in the best way possible.

Naruto put up with it, and just rubbed the man on top of the head.

"... Anyway, back to the topic. This time, I actually have the location where you will do a food review. Actually, you won't be doing food reviews by yourself anymore. From now on, you will be taking Yukino with you to do them. Food is something everyone has an interest in... so lets widen our audience a little by giving more variety to the review." Naruto grabbed Yukino by the shoulder when she showed a look that said everything.

She didn't want to work with Sting on a food review section.

Sting had the same face.

"Why do I need to work with her?" Sting asked it upfront at least.

"Because, your section of the magazine is actually somewhat popular with women between the ages of 17 and 24... Yukino can help us lock them in as readers by giving a more varied viewpoint on the places you review." Naruto wanted a bit more of an equal view between male and female on the food reviews, so having Sting and Yukino who were very different giving very different reviews, they could give the readers that enhanced viewpoint.

"Why 17 to 24?" Wendy leaned up to Naruto and whispered.

Yukino and Sting had started to bicker.

"Because, Sting is a pretty cute kid, and a lot of women expect him to be pretty hot one day. We're hitting the shotacon audience, and Yukino and Sting always arguing will get people amused with them. I'm predicting a 4% increase in people buying for the food reviews." Naruto whispered back to Wendy. He had plans to use the rivalry between the youngest in the guild for that specific reason. "We can also attract the shippers with this move, so if we do... we will get a really loyal fanbase of shippers who read the magazine so they can read Sting and Yukino argue or agree." Naruto was a devious man when it came to reading people.

"Shippers?"

"People who devote themselves to watching the romance of others, or fantasize about the possible love and attraction unrelated people might have." Naruto had watched his children's generation with their movies and books, and how they seemed to just be attracted to the idea of the idea of other's romance. As the Hokage, he had seen profit reports related to romantic items that were related to celebrities and how high they went.

Wendy turned red.

She was one of those people.

"... Yeah... yeah... I think that is a good idea." Wendy loved reading gossip magazines for the romantic gossip between famous wizards, so she could imagine how people who loved shipping would love to watch as 2 pre-teens grew up working together and growing closer. She could sympathize with them on how fun it would be.

"So, where is this food place going to be?" Sting broke the bickering with Yukino to ask.

Naruto grinned.

"Why, it's a sponsor for the next issue. A little local place Super Express, a Balsam Village specialty... considering this is the 4th issue, I thought local would be better." Naruto was happy his brats were getting to eat at one of the best places to eat in Balsam for free pretty much.

Naruto went full deadpan.

"... Sting, Yukino... do not make fun of the owner's head."

"... Huh?" The two spoke in unison at the strange statement.

"He's got a long head... anyway. Lector and Carla need to stay here... and... can I help you?" Naruto noticed a young woman walk into the guild hall, and right in the middle of what they were doing. She attracted the attention of everyone in the guild with her sudden appearance.

She was about 16 years old.

A serious face on her though, with a white outfit and a white ribbon in her hair, as well as a sheathed sword at her waist. She was about a year or two at most younger than Naruto's own physical age at least.

"Are you Uzumaki Naruto, Guild Master of Lewd Gods... the man who defeated an entire Dark Guild by yourself... a guild who harboured Jellal amongst themselves?" The woman asked.

Naruto waved a hand.

"... Are you going to introduce yourself... or..."

"Yeah, why do you think you can just come in here and demand answers from Master! Don't make me fight you!" Sting was ready and willing to fight.

The girl ignored him.

She stared at Naruto.

"... I am Kagura Mikazuchi... and I have heard the rumors that it was due to your efforts that Jellal had been taken into police custody when you defeated the Dark Guild that had him captive." Kaguya followed what Naruto said and introduced herself.

"... Blue haired guy... hey, the cops did show up and take him away. I heard another Dark Guild broke him out of prison though... Ah... he killed somebody in your family?" Naruto asked when he saw that look in her eyes.

Her eyes were filled with pure anger and hatred.

She looked like she had a goal, and it was revenge.

"... How did you guess that?" Carla landed on Naruto's shoulder and whispered to him.

How could he guess something like that right off the bat.

"Experience... let me guess, you either want my help, my training, or my support... you came to join the guild maybe?" Naruto asked Kagura, who tossed the 2nd issue of the magazine that had Erza and Mirajane as pirates on the cover. She tossed it on the ground between them.

"He stole everything from me... I'm going to kill him."

"Are you after revenge, or justice?" Naruto was curious about what her answer would be.

"I'm after revenge, to make sure that man can never taken anything away from anyone else again. A friend of mine, who is a friend of Erza Scarlet, told me in that magazine you are the man who lead to him being in prison." Kagura had reason to seek him out.

It was Naruto defeating a dark guild that led to Jellal being sent to prison, and now that he had been broken out by another dark guild there was no better person to help her get her revenge. Naruto for his part seemed overall unimpressed.

She got down on her hands and knees, putting her head to the floor.

"I will-"

"Okay, you're in the guild." Naruto didn't need her pleading with him. It didn't matter if he helped her or not, she would just get herself killed if he didn't accept her. If this Jellal person was some super dangerous criminal, then it just made sense for Naruto to at least make sure this girl didn't get herself murdered. He didn't agree with her point on revenge, but a criminal being broken out of prison being her target at least made some sense to prepare her in some way. "... but you're going to have to pull your weight around here." Naruto took a knee.

Wendy sighed in relief.

More help, and with an older girl that meant that her own work load would be reduced a little bit.

"I will give my very best..." Kagura raised her head up and glanced into his eyes.

Her passion, her drive, her lust for revenge consumed her.

'... Yeah, if I don't help her, she will either let go of her revenge, or she will lose everything.' Naruto just went deadpan in his own mind for that statement. "... and it goes back to Erza." Naruto muttered as he stood up.

This girl only approached him because she was friends with a friend of Erza, and that friend only suggested Kagura come to him because Erza was in his magazine.

Erza really was a cause of a lot of problems for him.

Wendy looked at Kagura's books.

'She isn't much older than me... but why... why are they so big... why is Yukino so big too... I mean, she isn't big, but she is going to be at this rate.' Wendy was now the second oldest girl in the guild, and still somehow the smallest in the chest department.

Yukino grabbed Naruto's arm.

She was glaring at Kagura for different reasons than Sting, who grabbed Naruto's other arm.

"Master is training me, so don't think just because you're older than me, that you can take my spot as his number one apprentice!"

"Master, remember you can ask me for help, you don't need to ask her to do anything!"

Wendy watched the youngest in the guild already starting a competition with Kagura, who was standing up. She didn't seem to even consider the words of her juniors as anything to note as she looked towards Naruto.

"So... what will you have me do?" Kagura expected humiliation and sex.

It was worth it for her revenge.

"Actually, you'll be helping me build sets. Set building is physically demanding work, so we can work on your stamina and strength training during that. I can't ask the others to help too much with it... prepare to work your body to exhaustion." Naruto sent her a thumbs up.

Kagura blinked.

"... That... sounds... acceptable?" Kaguya was a little confused.

It was a porn magazine, in a mage guild that produced the magazine would of course have her due really perverted work.

"You say that, but you're going to be taking Job Requests like Sting since you're a Mage. You'll be working your ass to the bone at almost all times. No matter how exhausted or drained you become, I always expected 210% at all times." Naruto could see that she thought that she was going to be getting easy work. If she wanted to get stronger, then she was going to get stronger, and since she was at an age where she was almost done growing, she wasn't going to be getting the same leniency as Sting got.

"HAH!" Yukino laughed and pointed.

Kagura took no offense to that either.

"Very well, I will give my all into every task you assign me." Kagura simply stated as such, because if Naruto had the strength to destroy an entire dark guild solo, then clearly he knew what he was talking about for her training.

His eyes were the biggest clue.

They seemed so experienced.

She would get strong with him.

Chapter End!
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Remember.
Naruto destroyed Nirvana, meaning that Jellal never met Erza again.
Jellal not meeting Erza again, means that he went to prison without her making him feel guilty over how evil he was.
Jellal not being guilted meant that he had no reason to hate himself for being evil and try to redeem himself.
Jellal then went to prison and got tortured without ever having his redemption arc.
Jellal now has a reason to become evil again.
Jellal trying to redeem himself is the reason Erza was willing to forgive him, meaning without Jellal trying to kill himself and becoming evil again, Erza has no reason to forgive Jellal.

Kagura is friends with Millianna, who is friends with Erza.
Naruto is the one who destroyed Nirvana, and caused Jellal to be arrested again.
Since Millianna loves Erza like a sister, of course she would buy a copy of a magazine she was published in, meaning Millianna knows where Naruto is located.
Kagura knows where the man who caused Jellal to go to prison is thanks to the magazine, meaning she has a good target to help her with her revenge, so instead of joining Mermaid's Heel, she has reason to seek Naruto out instead for the sake of her revenge.

Naruto's actions have caused huge timeline changes in the background.