The Arceus Prequels 2: Afthermathematics Videobreakdown!
You're walked up the stairs of the mystical Hall of Origins, the white glass floor sustains you so you do not fall as it seems like you're in space, there is a gigantic white Llama with a golden fence around it that speaks.
"Hey there... ready for another story? As you know... in The Afthermathematics Special some interviews were cut out, not shown... well I shall fix that here.. get ready to see into the past, as you will maybe learn some new things about old players..." I spoke and the entire scene changed.
The scene was now The Afthermathematics on top of Poni Canyon, a huge stagelight shined and in the background Janitor and Pumpkingking were having an epic fight to the death, but we aren't gonna be focusing on that.
Druddigon looked around the Afthermathematics stage...
"Oh my! You have such good fashion style my dear Delphox, I must congratulate you in your dashing attire." Vespiqueen nodded
"Hey thanks!" Delphox smiled, meanwhile two jerks were talking on the other side.
"Heh this show is so easy man, it's like clapping Dragonites cheeks!" Crack-A-Chu joked and Squirtle laughed, Dragonite glared.
"Ugh see what I mean Vocarona! He's just... so ugh... he has changed..." Dragonite frowned.
"Eh... I don't think he has changed much from season 1 to be honest.." Lunatone frowned and Totodile simply nodded.
"I think you just need to stop thinking about him for a while and ignore him, an interview is gonna start soon so how about we listen to that and relax for a bit!" The always optimistic moth smiled, it was almost near impossible for Volcarona to look sad or feel upset.
"Ugh fine whatever you dorks say..." Dragonite growled and sat on the Afthermathematics bleachers.
Druddigon then saw Dusclops all alone and decided to go chat with him.
Ninetails wanted to interview Flareon, but she was crying, overwhelmed the mother she thought had died was alive, so she was crying and hugging her and Ninetails couldn't interview her right now.
"Uh we'll get back to you on that one.. Psyduck ready for an interview?" Ninetails asked.
Psyduck sighed and began talking.
"My experience on this show has been... long and difficult.. from pretending to be a fool to trick everyone in Season one, to reaching this far while everyone knows I'm a threat-" Psyduck spoke.
"Don't forget the fact, we don't like you as well..." Squirtle boredly looked at her.
Cyndaquil nodded.
"Yeah... you brainwashed me and made me be rude to Volcaraona...that sucked..." Lunatone frowned.
"Yeah.. about that.. sorry Lunatone, I was in danger of being eliminated and I needed a scapegoat, I didn't think you'd do and say all that stuff... my bad okay I wanna apologize for that so uh sorry..." Psyduck sighed.
"You're just saying that in case the finale is Popcorn Gallery vote related so we pick you!" Grotle said.
"Of course! I'm not as liked as those losers so I gotta try something!" Psyduck glared.
"Ugh I knew it..." Grotle frowned.
Totodile looked boredly at Psyduck.
"Awe man... this is why Psyduck sucks..." Lunatone looked down.
"Whatever... I reached farther than all of you and that makes me better, you don't understand how much work I placed into coming here! All the strategies, all the hard challengs I endured, it was all thanks to my endeavors and determination that made me get this far!" Psyduck boasted.
A lot of the Popcorn Gallery just boredly glanced at her.
"I worked very hard to get here, so I deserve being near the end, I knew who was weak or strong and then I calculated my victory chances of course someone as smart as me would make it this far." Psyduck looked cocky while Ninetails was holding the mic.
Ninetails then took the Mic away from her softly and kindly and the Overly Nice Moth began talking...
"Alright Psyduck, we get it you're a genius and that's why you made it this far... but remember that the game is very unpredictable; you as well as anyone could be eliminated at any second when they least expect it... at least it would be nice to be in good terms with everyone before it ends since there's no prize to it anyway, but it seems you don't even want to do that with us and just want to cause tensions between you and all of us..." Volcarona spoke to her.
Psyduck just paused and looked at her.
"OMG yea and like what u gonna do after the show is over you baka, still live on the streets lol XD you're in for a rude awakening babe!" Yanma did 0w0 faces as she typed on her phone.
"I'll figure that out eventually, right now even tho I'm better than a lot of you... I wanna say thanks for the thrill of the game, you all were fantastic players with strengths I needed to oversee and weaknesses I needed to exploit, and you all also played a good game..." Psyduck went and sat down on the couch.
Totodile smiled and nodded.
Volcarona also smiled with Lunatone next to her.
A lot of players actually looked fine with that apology but others like Crack-A-Chu, Cyndaquil and Dragonite didn't look too amused.
"Well there goes Psyduck! Next is our favorite reformed feline canine... Flareon!!!!" Ninetails smiled.
Cheers!
"Huh what.." Flareon finished wiping tears from her face.
"Flareon, please tell us about your time on the show? What did you learn from it?" Asked Ninetails.
"This show... this show teached me life is more than just ordering people around, sometimes in life you gotta do things yourself.. I'm glad I got this far but it wasn't thanks to somebody I'm proud of..." Flareon looked sad.
"Kabuto huh? What's up with that as well..." Mawile asked her.
"You see...I found Kabuto in episode 7, and well he told me he could help me get far if I did what he said.. at first I was fine, but then he told me to sabotage, manipulate and hurt others in order for me to get advantages in the game.. and that's when I realized I didn't want to be the same Eevee I was in Season one..." Flareon spoke.
Everyone in the audience was silent.
"I'm genuinely sorry everyone, sorry if I hurted you or did bad stuff to you in the past... you Crack-A-Chu must know that I'm pretty sorry you got eliminated out of nowhere in Season 1... so.. I'm sorry.." Flareon spoke.
"Ugh... don't remind me... that was so bullshit.." Crack-A-Chu looked angry and crossed his arms. "But uh thanks for saying sorry I guess, me being on Team Dominator made me a huge target post team phase... I didn't stand a chance..." Crack-A-Chu looked at the floor.
"And I'm specially sorry to you Dragonite..." Flareon talked.
"What?!" Dragonite looked surprised her name was said.
"You were a Team Dominator member, one of my main admins... and... I took you for granted.. like everyone else in Team Dominator, I just saw you as a tool instead of a dragon with feelings and their own life... instead of a friend... I'm really sorry for everything we all went through.. you deserved better..." Flareon looked down.
"Uh... well.. I guess I forgive you, Team Dominator is not something I give much thought to these days but i guess thanks for apologizing..." Dragonite told her.
"Yeah.. y-you were kinda mean when you were an Eevee but I think you're not as scary anymore, so I forgive you..." Chikorita spoke hidding behind her leaf still.
"Thank you all... I promise I'm a better Eeveelution from now on." Flareon smiled.
"Nice redemption Flareon, next is the ONLY episode 16 Newbie that is STILL in the game, surprisingly it's everyone's favorite sex addict... Alcreamie! Tell us about your time on the show!" Ninetails smiled.
"Wow I never expected to get this far at all, I was more focused on not dying than having sec at some points, cause trust me whoever got eliminated early got LUCKY... they didn't have to endure the super hard challenges and life and death stressful situations..." Alcreamie spoke.
"But you still made it far didn't you?" Mawile asked.
"Yep! Even tho I have no legs, my arms are small and I'm super short pile of creampie-" Alcreamie spoke and Totodile, Squirtle and Grotle chuckled..
"-I still made it very far, but honestly I'm very tired of this game, if I could I'd quit but Pumpkingking likely wouldn't allow that..." Alcreamie frowned.
"Psh knowing him he'd kill us for just having the thought..." Numel rolled his eyes boredly.
"Yeah and he's fighting that robot guy right now and stuff..." Cyndaquil pointed out.
"What about you Hypno, Sparkles and Lilly you're all part of the very famous and popular Hypnos Impressive Prostitutes! One of the most profitable whore houses in all of the regions!" Ninetails spoke.
"My ladies are very hard working women, and have the highest quality pussy anyone could buy for!" Hypno smiled proudly, and his girls also looked at him happily.
"I got twenty bucks bro, can I smash?" Asked Squirtle.
"Uh you're gonna need more than that... specially for Sylveon." Sparkles the Ampharos told him.
"Well I can give you a godly vine job for that and some extra kinky stuff~" Lilly the Meganium winked.
"Sure dude I'm down!" Squirtle smirked and went backstage with Meganium.
"Ah yes, Meganium is a very hard working lady, she's always on the look out for her next client, very proud of her." Hypno smiled.
"She uh... looks very confident..." Chikorita looked nervous.
"Well she is, she's a very extroverted and kind soul, she's a lot of peoples favorite." Hypno smiled.
"I'm used to only being bough by the most riches of pokemon, wealthiest of men and stuff like that, so I'm not that used as much but I'm still the one everyone hopes to get to lay one day!" Sylveon giggled while Flareon looked away blushing.
"Yar! Your mums a whore matey!" Dhelmise smiled.
"Shut the fuck up anchor!" Flareon glared.
Dhelmise awkward sunk on her seat, intimidated by the redeemed boss glare.
"And Sparkles, she's a very strong and powerful lady, she's very high leveled and knows many moves, she can even mega evolve, she's someone I treasure very dearly and I love." Hypno grabbed her little hand and she blushed.
"I been working for HIP for a very long time, and that won't change anytime soon, if you use code Sparkles you can earn a 10% in all my areas." She looked at the fourth wall camera with a deadpan expression.
"Anyone want some coupons?" Hypno smiled.
Most girls looked away, and of course the two gay foxes looked not interested, however Grotle grabbed a coupon and so did Totodile with Crack-A-Chu
"What?" Crack-A-Chu gave a sheepish smile at Dragonite who boredly stared at him.
Squirtle had come out of the backstage with a smug looking Meganium, She sat next to Hypno and Squirtle dizzily grabbed a coupon.
"Bro, best twenty poke ever spent... they have like some magic stuff that they do to ya man..." Squirtle chuckled all relaxed.
Seeing this Lunatone did innocent whistles and grabbed a coupon, Numel was walking to get one but Vespiqueen grabbed him and sat him down.
"Not on my watch!" Vespiqueen glared at him.
"Meh, I guess..." Numel shrugged.
"Okay our final member we have to interview is Crack-A-Chu and Dragonite, the lovers turned to haters!" Ninetails smiled.
"What do you mean Dragonite still loves me right?" Asked Crack-A-Chu
Dragonite just stared at him silently for a very long time..
Crack-A-Chu looked a bit surprised and then spoke "Uh um... my time on this season? Psh easy peasy! All challenges were easy, beating all these dorks was easy! Ha is there anything I can't do?" Crack-A-Chu smirked.
"Maybe having a stable relationship..." Numel boredly told him, Dragonite frowned and Vespiqueen couldn't help but let out a small giggle even tho she was supposed to be mad at the small camel.
"Grrr shut up!" Crack-A-Chu shot a Thunderbolt at him, Numel looked unfazed.
"This rat will never learn..." He boredly looked at the fourth wall.
Laugh Track!
"Whatever! I did very well on this show!" Crack-A-Chu smirked.
"And you Dragonite? You're a rejoiner as well aren't you?" Ninetails asked.
"Yeah I'm a rejoiner and worked hard to be here i-" Dragonite was interrupted.
"By the way, I rejoined WAY earlier than Dragonite so that makes me better than a pseudolegendary eh" Crack-A-Chu grinned.
"As I was saying... coming here was hard and even meeting old enemies turned out good since they became new friends..." Dragonite spoke as she looked at Flareon, who gave her a small smile.
"And of course I'm your boyfriend so technically I'm like your bestest friend~" Crack-A-Chu chuckled.
"I worked very hard to get where I am.." Dragonite spoke.
"Technically thanks to me, she has been safe a lot of times, so your welcome babe~" Crack-A-Chu winked at her, she growled.
"Uh.. not my problem but I'm pretty sure Dragonite had just been carrying you, if it wasn't for her you would've been eliminated a while ago..." Numel spoke boredly.
"What?! What are you saying geek!" Crack-A-Chu glared.
"You're kinda just grabbing on to her success, using her as a tool, you don't really love her... just using her as someone that will make you get far, if that battle in Poni Canyon with her wasn't proof enough..." Numel shrugged.
"Shut the fuck up! You don't know anything!!!" Crack-A-Chu screamed.
"You're just brainwashing her to do whatever you say, messing with her mind... you're just a toxic asshole; everyone on this show knows that which is why none of us liked or ever trusted you, Rattatachu.." Numel gave a smug yet sleepy smirk.
Crack-A-Chu looked extremely pissed off he was shaking, Dragonite looked surprised of all these things Numel said.
"I'm going to fuck you up nerd!" Crack-A-Chu snarled viciously, Numel looked unamused but Vespiqueen still looked worried for him... she was ready to jump in and defend her boyfriend if things got too physical...
"Crack-A-Chu, drop it okay.." Dragonite told him.
"But he started it! Let me finish him!" He did beating up motions with his hands.
"Enough." Dragonite looked annoyed.
"Ugh fine..." Crack-A-Chu sat on the bleachers.
After the small awkward argument, Dragonite continued with the interview.
"And of course when you all saw me last I was still a Dragonair, my desire to become stronger pushed me in a very tough training exercises and that's how I evolved-" Dragonite talked and was yet again interrupted.
"Nah, she's lying dudes she only evolved thanks to me and my epic motivation of telling her everyday to evolve; because I'm just that cool of a dude and I care about MY girlfriend..." Crack-A-Chu gave a confident smile.
Many players looked at Crack-A-Chu annoyed but almost all looked shocked or surprised when the outburst happened...
Dragonite couldn't keep in her patience anymore as she growled and threw a metal chair at Crack-A-Chu who quickly dodged it and said what gives! Dragonite threw a speaker at him!
Then a Crash was heard, Druddigon and Dusclops looked back at the commotion, Crack-A-Chu had just barely dodged being crushed by the speaker and instead of looking angry he looked very nervous.
"What are you talking about you small rat, you never helped me evolve!" Dragonite snarled.
"I sure as hell did! I was your motivation behind it, there can't be any other idea!" Crack-A-Chu yelled.
"Please everyone calm down calm down!" Ninetails spoke.
"Is she normally like this?" Asked Ampharos.
Flareon gave an awkward laugh. "Sometimes."
"You been leeching off my success for far to long and i can't believe I took Numel telling me that to realize it! He's right you are nothing more than a toxic parasite infecting my mind!" Dragonite yelled.
"Ugh once I'm done with this, you'll be dead Camel!" Crack-A-Chu yelled.
"Meh." Numel shrugged.
After this I'm pretty sure you know what happened next in the Afthermathematics Special