The Arceus Prequels 4: Clanker, Rogers and Meatbags!
You are in the hall of origins bla blah bleh ble you already know the drill.
"Listen here viewer, as not all my stories are short and simple ties of loose ends... here is a tragic story of morals and ideals that one droid had the chance to alter the path of reality as we know it." I spoke.
(Alola Region - Poni Island)
"Heh... so uncivilized..." Janitor grinned and grabbed Pumpkingking tightly into a hug, not allowing him to escape and plunged into the Time Space Blast infront of all the players.
Both Janitor and The Pumpkingking screamed in pain as they were both being corrupted by the time space Blast, losing their control and their minds... their powers quickly vanishing and depleting..
Suddenly the Time Space Blast began to go away...
"Janitor! No!" OOM screamed as she jumped into the time space Blast.
"No OOM wait!" Alcreamie told her.
However OOM was already being consumed by the Times Space Blast trying to swim inside all the black glitchy goo to find Janitor and bring him out.
"Ugh! Thanks for the adventures guys but I gotta follow them, Wait for me!" Makuhita began running as fast as he could and also dove in the Time Space Blast trying to save OOM and Janitor... however they were all... gone.. The Time Space Blast suddenly began levitating as a pile of glitchy and pop.
The four of them screamed as they were falling inside the Time Space Blast wormhole separated a bit.
"YOU IDIOT!!! YOU'RE GOING TO SEND US TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION!" The PumpKingKing screamed.
"Sounds like a you problem..." Janitor looked unamused at the deranged pumpkin, his droid voice was deeper than usual as it was more intimidating.
"Janitor! I'm here! I came to save youuu!!!!" OOM spoke as she was falling down the wormhole as well.
"OOM?! You're not supposed to be here! Your orders were to remain safe in the Afthermathematics Stage!" Janitor glared at her a bit.
"I couldn't ever forgive myself if I'd never see you again... you mean the world to me... i... I just want you to be happy..." OOM spoke.
"oh.. OOM..." Janitor lowered his gaze.
"Uh hello?! We are falling in a Time Space Blast Wormhole! Nothing romantic about this you idiots!" Pumpkingking yelled.
Janitor without looking away from OOM shoot Pumpkingking with his blaster but it went right through him.
"We're in the Time Space Blast dingus, we can't die here and also I'm not corporeal anymore..." PumpKingKing rolled his eyes.
"So that means you can't use your magic to hurt us?" OOM asked.
"Precisely! But I do not care what you droids do with your life anymore, I'm dipping! See ya!" Pumpkingking jumped to the side of the Time Space Blast and disappeared.
"What a sad strange little man..." OOM stared at him curiously.
"Boss! Boss I'm here!" Makuhita smiled as he was falling
"Mahukuhisjaita?" Janitor asked surprised.
"Uh... it's Makuhita..." Makuhita spoke.
"That's too complicated... I'll just call you Pablo." Janitor told him.
"Huh.. I've never been nicknamed before... sure I can go with that!" Pablo smiled.
"So um.. how long until we stop falling?" Asked OOM
"Not sure... this Time Space Blast might be sending me to my original dimension..." Janitor spoke.
"W-wait! But isn't MY dimension and Pablo's dimension different then yours? We'd all be separated!!!" OOM looked sad.
"Ugh OOM... you have to understand... I belong in my original dimension if you and specially that meatbag returns to my dimension, you'd he executed immediately!" Janitor exclaimed.
Janitor then felt like he was being pulled somewhere.
"I guess this is it.. thanks for everything but enjoy your lives... I'm glad to have called you my friends..." Janitor nodded.
"Janitor nooooo!!!" OOM grabbed onto him and looked sad.
"Wah! OOM let go!" Janitor glared.
"Sorry Boss but I need to make sure you're safe and you're my best friend!" Pablo also grabbed onto him.
"No you Morons! You're dooming us all!!!!" Janitor yelled as he was pulled into the portal with the other three.
In the other side, the porta suddenly opened inside a spaceship and spitted the trio out.
"Ow.. that was a rough landing..." Pablo the Makuhita spoke.
"Yea.. I wonder how much time even passed..." OOM looked confused.
"..No... no no no NO! This is bad... we are in one of my many goods transport ships, I had the idea of making my own private security firm a very long time ago, but that idea flopped once I realized all droids already had weapons and no biological matter existed anymore so no one needed extra defenses..." Janitor frowned.
"Can't there be like... other hostile droids?" Pablo asked.
"Not really... malfunctioning droids are very rare, they all have some sort of independency but also follow a straight coding.. and that is NOT what I mean!" Janitor glared at the fourth wall.
Suddenly two doors opened; Janitor, Makuhita and OOM hid behind some of the goods crates.
"Man being guard duty in these crates sure is boring.." OOM-8390 spoke.
"Whatever beats being destroyed in that civil war going on right now in Naboo.." OOM-2739 shrugged.
"We will be drafted to the battle soon anyway so we better get ready soon... I'll probably go to my quarters and pick up my blaster after this shift.." OOM-8390 responded.
"Hey can a droid come up in your crib?" OOM-2739 asked.
"Screw you I'll see you on the battlefront." OOM-8390 sounded unamused.
"Oh Clanka don't hate me 'cause I'm brilliant Clanka, maybe if you actually fixed that busted processor of yours you'll actually be able to hit the target; oh better yet maybe OOM-56 would start to notice and stop smashing your sorry little cap so hard everytime you make a sound... ClaNkA~~~~" OOM-2739 roasted the other droid and went away to patrol around the cargo hold.
"WHAT?! ...oh..." OOM-8390 sounded shocked at first and then defeated...
"Hey Boss, those things look like you and Lady Boss." Makuhita whispered.
"Shh quiet Pablo they'll shoot on sight, probably..." Janitor told him.
"Why are they saying such rude words..." OOM looked sad.
"I don't know... droids aren't really programmed to say the Hard C word..." Janitor looked worried.
"Can you like ask them how we can get out of here?" Pablo asked.
"I'll talk to them." Janitor spoke and then got out of behind the crate and spoke. "Hey Droids, I'm OOM-5660 or J4N-R just trying to verify your intentions on MY goods ship."
"Uh who's OOM-5660?" OOM-8390 said confused.
"That's the partner of OOM-56 duh!" OOM-2739 spoke which made Janitor hopeful he could now find his original OOM.
"Ohhhh... BLAST EM!" OOM-8390 yelled and began shooting at Janitor with their mini blasters, the other droid also began doing that.
Janitor looked shocked and barely dodged the shots and began shooting back killing one with a head shot and another died by getting hit in the chest, the droids shut down.
"Forgot how unsturdy these things are..." Janitor lightly kicked one with his feet.
"What was that honey? Why did they try to kill you?" OOM asked.
"Not sure... I thought that you two would've been on the hitlist but I have no idea why I was wanted for termination?" Janitor looked confused..
"How are we gotta get out of this cargo hold then? I definitely don't wanna get shot!" Makuhita frowned.
"Don't worry Pablo, I got an idea." Janitor smirked as he ripped some parts of the dead droids, got some tape and then after a bit OOM and Makuhita were all covered in droid parts hiding their most obvious non droid features.
"Ooo I feel like a man, hey there clanka!" OOM looked happy with her B1 Disguise as she talked to Makuhita and lightly pushed him.
Makuhita giggled at this, still wearing the B1 parts around his body.
"OOM! No time to say the Hard C word we gotta keep going!" Janitor spoke as he also was wearing a bit of B1 Armor.
They began walking around the spaceship when they saw some droids walking towards them.
"Act natural.." Janitor whispered.
"Roger Roger" "Roger Roger"
"Roger Roger"
They passed the trio.
"So where we going boss?" Asked Makuhita.
"First of all you two will be getting escape pods for an outer ring planet, that way you won't be destroyed by my droid legion while I will go and figure out why I am wanted for termination." Janitor looked angry.
"What? I can't leave you hun.. what if you get hurt, I worked as a nurse droid I could heal you!" OOM spoke.
"OOM I love you I really do... but... you're a liability... how do you think the original OOM will react if she sees ANOTHER OOM on the same dimension as her?" Janitor asked.
"Maybe she will be happy to have someone that understands her as much as I do!" OOM looked way too optimistic.
"You don't comprehend OOM.. my OOM here is a menace, she is a strong fierceful warrior and a passionate lover! This OOM won't even give you time to BLINK before she whips out her upgraded blaster and shoots you on SIGHT!" Janitor glared which made both OOM and Makuhita look scared; they were still wearing the droid parts.
Janitor saw how scared they looked, lowered his glare and sighed. "I care about you two way too much to see you be hurt by her... specially you Pablo... you're a biological creature.. and those are banned in this dimension!" Janitor spoke as they kept walking with the other two.
"We need to get out of here... no... I need you two to get out of here... I won't risk you two getting hurt because of me... I'm sorry but that's just how things have to be.." Janitor spoke.
"Uh where even are we going too... there are no windows in this ship, it's just white hallways." Makuhita asked.
"Not sure... a cargo ship full of supplies could go anywhere-" Janitor was talking when suddenly the ship landed.
A bunch of B1s began walking in order towards the exit.
"Ugh... I'll get you two an escape pod soon just follow my lead..." Janitor spoke as he began walking, OOM and Makuhita followed.
The doors opened and they were in an open field of grasslands, infront of them a transparent shield like thing and a bunch of other droids and biological beings?
"You two don't have weapons? Sigh Lazy droids, here take some spares and get ready for the battlefront." A B1 commander droid handed OOM and Makuhita some classic Blasters.
"Oh no this is bad... real real bad..." Janitor looked worried.
"Uh why, what are we doing?" Asked Makuhita.
"We're in the middle of what appears to be a Civil War!" Janitor glared.
"W-what? But I thought you said that you managed to get galaxy peace by annihilating all biological beings... and droids couldn't think for themselves!" OOM asked.
"Of course we can think for ourselves we're independent thinkers, Roger Roger"
"Roger Roger" "Roger Roger"
a bunch of droids began saying.
"Roger Roger... look we will easily stop this rebellion and get this war over with... their army is way smaller than our factory made B1s, they don't stand a chance." Janitor looked bored.
"No Janitor... they have small biological kids on their side, we can't hurt them... we gotta do something to protect them!" OOM looked sad.
"Hey shhh be quiet!" Janitor glared.
"Yea Boss you can't possibly kill those rebels, they likely have good intentions!" Makuhita asked.
"Be quiet Pablo!" Janitor growled.
"Pablo? That sounds like a biological creature name, you short droid tell me your designation number!" B1 Battle droid asked.
"Oh uh um..." Makuhita stuttered.
"Sorry what I meant to say was P-Ab0." Janitor said in his droid voice.
"That doesn't really compute, hey who are you supposed to be droid with big chestplates." Asked another B1.
"Oh that's easy, I'm OOM-56!" OOM looked happy, Janitor flinched when she said that.
"Oh um eh... that REALLY doesn't compute... she's supposed to be on the Droid Star giving orders to the battle going on in Hoth and Endor... uh... you two are under arrest for questioning!" Yet another B1 droid asked as there were a lot of droids surrounding them.
Janitor instantly began shooting his blaster at the droids closest to his friends, they also began shooting at them, Janitor took a couple of hits but his upgraded armor helped reduce the damage.
"Run!" Janitor began running towards the other troops behind the shield while also shooting back at the droids following them.
"Ah! There's so many of them!" OOM looked scared as she shot. "I've not used a blaster in so long, it feels so weird to use it again..." OOM frowned.
"This is pretty fun, like a video game!" Makuhita smiled as he kept shooting the droids.
"This isn't a game Pablo, if you die in the battlefront you won't respawn, you're a goner forever so keep shooting rookie!" Janitor yelled as he kept running and shooting at the droids who were returning fire.
Suddenly the droids and biological beings behind the shield looked confused.
"Uh why are those droids shooting at the other droids?" Asked a B1.
"Look closer! One of them isn't even a droid, maybe they're from our side!" An Alien spoke.
"Open the shields!" a B1 spoke.
The shields opened and our trio went in, then the shields closed.
"That... was too close..." OOM sighed.
"Yeah..." Makuhita panted, he's not used to running to much.
"Shouldn't they explain themselves first before we let strangers into our side?" Asked what appeared to be a human male.
"Any clankers shooting those other bastards are cool in my eyes, now get ready to fire!" A commander droid spoke as the smaller army began shooting at the massive droid army.
"What is going on! Speak!" Janitor yelled.
"I'd love to stay and chat sir but we have a battlefront to win! If we all die we won't be able to explain what's going on so pick up a blaster and Blast em!" Another B1 Battle Droid spoke.
Janitor, OOM and Makuhita began blasting the army of droids, one after another they began breaking down and being destroyed; after a couple of hours there was no more.
"That was exhausting..." OOM said tiredly.. next to her Makuhita nodded tiredly as well.
"Victory? Psh haven't had one of those in a while..." A female human spoke.
"Wow we actually managed to survive for once, come on we gotta secure the Naboo base with their goods!" B1 droid spoke and a lot of the solders began carrying goods of ammunition and droid parts to their Naboo base.
"Alright we helped with your little war, now can you explain to me what the hell is going on?" Janitor asked.
"We are the IAB or the Independent Artificial Battalion! We are all droids who were gifted the uhhh gift of independence consciousness!" A B1 droid spoke.
"Conciousness? I thought that wasn't even allowed by droid coding." Janitor asked.
"Well some of us got a new coding one day by the snap of the fingers of some pumpkin man, and now we are all independant thinkers!" A female sounding B1 spoke.
"The PumpKingKing..." All three; Janitor, OOM and Makuhita said at the same time.
"You know him?" A human looked suspicious.
"Not exactly... we barely know stuff about him other than the fact he made our lives living hells!" Makuhita crossed his arms..
"Well he blessed us with our own lives, because of that we managed to be able to decide for our own and we decided that we wanted to live peacefully without work and be united!" a B1 talked.
"The biological beings gave us a chance, and didn't treat us like measly throwable worker droids, they saw us as allies and friends... it felt good ot not just be a expendable pawn in an army, we are al now family working to protect eachother!" said a female sounding B1.
"However; OOM-56 didn't like that as she wanted to expand her conquest of neighboring galaxies even more.. she doesn't care about our thoughts or dreams.. she just wants us to be mindless war machines to be sent to die on the Battlefront..." A Super Battle Droid spoke with a pretty deep voice.
"So what's your names?" Asked an alien.
"My names Pablo; I'm a Makuhita from uh... somewhere very far away!" Makuhita smiled.
"So an alien like us? Cool." Another alien spoke.
"I know this will sound bad... but she is OOM-56 and I am Janitor... or OOM-5660.." Janitor spoke.
Instantly everyone else gasped, looked scared or defensive.
"However this OOM isn't the same as the OOM you're all talking about, she's different." Janitor spoke quickly.
"I sure am! How so?" OOM whispered to her friend.
Makuhita shrugged.
"This doesn't compute, how is she not OOM-56 while also being OOM-56 and you... you're OOM-5660 you should've been terminating us as you're allies with OOM! Well before your disappearance that is..." A B1 Battle Droid asked.
"I was sent away to somewhere far away for a while... now I've returned only to realize the clankers you're fighting against, want me dead... I need to find the original OOM and make her explain why this war is going on!" Janitor glared.
"Oh yea this OOM is an OOM from a different dimension, so she's OOM but also not OOM!" Makuhita spoke.
"Hehe you said OOM a lot!" OOM looked happy.
"Well if you're on our side, then that's good enough for me I am Captain Rick working for the IAB... we are trying to defeat the DSL or Droid Superiority Legion... we just want peace and to have our own thoughts, not to be slaves to cold heartless metal..." A human wearing some white armor spoke.
"So what's the plans bub, who do I have to kill so we get inside that Droid Star and end this war already?" Asked Janitor.
"First of all we will need to send support to our troops in Endor; they been fighting fiercely trying to defend our stations filled with ammunition and other goods... however communication with them has been completely nulled after the DSL captured our base in Hoth... without it, we can't communicate with our troops, so we been in the dark for about a week by now..." A female human wearing white armor spoke.
"We will need to send a lot of troops to Endor immediately to stop any potential casualties and capture of our base... however we also need to send some troops to Hoth to restore the communication systems, and lastly some of us will have to stay here in Naboo to protect this base; I volunteer to go to Endor." A Tactical Droid spoke.
"Same; I'll go to Endor and destroy anyone who gets in my path!" Janitor glared.
"OOM, you got any special skills?" Asked an alien.
"Uhhh I can Battle Well and Im also a nurse droid so I can fix and heal!" OOM smiled.
"Perfect you will go to Hoth and try to see if any survivors are hiding out, we will send a squad with you as well." Captain Rick told her.
"Awe... but I wanted to go with you hun..." OOM looked sad.
"We'll meet later... you can take Pablo." Janitor told her.
"Alright! Team Makoom getting shit done! Getting the bases!" OOM smiled hugging Makuhita who looked uncomfortable being squished so much.
"If everything is ready then let's all begin our missions, may the force be with you..." A human spoke.
"Psh Only Force I'll need is the force of my fist hitting my enemies face!" Janitor crossed his arms.
Two Ships began flying up an departing Naboo, they flew into space to their respective missions... while others stayed behind to protect not only their base... but their freedom.
(Hoth - Night - Captured IAB Base)
Snow, endless snow everywhere.. the planet was as cold as it could ever be... so no humans were sent on this mission only Droids...
Droids were seem as expendable, useless or even worthless but these Droids had something the programmed droids didn't have, a new Hope!
The entrance to the base seemed to be secured with two super Battle droids and one Droideka
"So uh how are we supposed to sneak through that!" An B1 Droid asked.
"Leave that to me my little droid!" OOM giggled and slid down the snow pile, she walked towards the droids.
"Halt, who goes there." B2 Battle Droid asked.
"It's me, OOM-56 Put those weapons away from me right now before I send you to be deactivated you treason clanker!" OOM glared and lowered the pitch of her voice a bit from high to a bit lower.
The Super Battle droids looked at eachother, scanned her and determined she WAS OOM-56
"We thought you would be in the Droid Star right now..." Super B2 Droid spoke.
"I came down to inspect the base, I see you captured it just fine but I also brought some prisoners I'd like to question." OOM smirked evilly as Makuhita and a trio of other B1 Droids were all in space cuffs.
"This was not in my resume..." B1 said sadly.
"Affermative, you may advance empress..." B2 Super Battle Droid stepped aside and the squad was in the base.
"Empress? hehe i like the sound of that!" OOM giggled happily.
"Amazing! how did you pull it off OOM?" Makuhita smiled.
"Well Pablo, I guess that time I was serious and mad at Janitor on the game show came a handy! Come on let's find where the prisoners and the armory is and let's free this base!" OOM whispered.
"Feels good to be on the winning side for once." B1 Droid spoke.
(Endor - Afternoon - Near AIB Base)
Janitor was with Captain Rick, A female armored trooper, a tactical droid and a bunch of alien species.
Janitor was a bit uncomfortable he was with only biological beings, he was used to killing and enslaving them... not them being his only allies for survival... all the droids were either protecting Naboo or in the Hoth Mission.
A few B1 Droids in speeders passed the squad but they were hidden in the bushes.
"Uh does anyone have a plan?" A male trooper asked one of the aliens.
"Grogar says we should make a run for it and rush towards the base! Kill everyone we see and claim it back!" The alien spoke.
"I'm fine with that." Janitor looked bored.
"No, there would be too many casualties... we biological beings can't be repaired as easily as you droids... we need to go in a more strategic approach... Jenny you plans?" Asked Captain Rick.
"I believe we should all spread out and hide between the leaves and bushes, and slowly push towards the base, shoot only as a last resort as it could trigger a battlefront effect.
The squad nodded and they began advancing... slowly but surely... they were being absolutely silent as they traversed the woods.
"Why is this place so quiet.." Asked a male Trooper.
"After the clankers killed all the Ewoks.. Endor has become way more quiet... and filled with droids.." Captain Rick spoke gruffly.
The squad were nearly almost at the base... when suddely Janitor felt a gun at the top of their metal head.
"In a single move I'll Blast you traitor, I got orders from OOM-56 specially that if I bring you dead I'll get rewarded handsomely however if I kill your entire squad that'd make my job easier; tell them to go to the right, so my ambush can annihilate them." A Tactical Droid had his blaster straight at Janitors head.
Janitor thought of trying to fight back or move out of the way... but a point blank shot of any Blaster would be fatal, and Tactical Droids always had advanced blasters... this could be it...
Suddenly a blaster shot was heard as the Tactical Droid fell, a hole on their head.
"Now we are even Droid." Grogar the alien spoke as he kept advancing.
Janitor just stood there for a few seconds shell-shocked, did a meatbag just save his life? He felt.. strange... satisfied.. maybe even grateful? if he would've died he would've never gotten the answers he wanted from his original OOM or even see his old friends Pablo and OOM.
Nevertheless Janitor quickly snapped himself out of it and kept advancing.
They reached the doors of the base after quickly shooting down 2 enemy B1s.
"Grogar help me open this base!" Captain Rick commanded.
Grogar growled and nodded as they used their strength to slowly pull the locks off the metal door.
"So how come you biological creatures aren't afraid of me? After all I am the Droid that created this whole war to begin with." Janitor asked.
"Well.. simple we weren't exactly alive by that time... This world's OOM has been ruling this planet for over four decades..." Jenny spoke.
"40 years of pain and suffering for us humans... even tho we didn't even do anything to them other than exist..." A male trooper spoke.
"Don't forget us, we were also subjected to genocide from the DSL as well!" Another extraterrestrial spoke.
"Point is... the tyrannical rule of the OOM-Droids has brought us biological creatures together in order to all rebel against them and live without fear for once; This OOM is just focused on expanding her empire to farther reaches of the Galaxy and eventually taking over the Universe with not a single biological being left alive.." Jenny spoke.
"But we've seen your OOM and your little short fat yellow friend, they both seem nice... and you yourself Mr J4N-R seem very nice helping us defeat the DSL; you're not such a heartless monster after all." A male trooper asked.
"I am not "helping" take down the Droid Superiority Legion; I'm just doing this so I can get closer to the Droid Star and get some answers from OOM!" Janitor glared.
"Heh sure whatever you say~" Jenny smiled at him with a knowing look.
When Captain Rick and Grogar opened the base they saw a slaughter... so many biological beings littered everywhere twisted and beaten to a pulp, blood spilled everywhere and even some limbs separated and scattered around.
Some were even tortured for who knows how long, both aliens and humans of both genders were all genocided in that base... it was an awful sight and even worse smell...
Captain Rick and Grogar looked shocked, Jenny looked away in frustration and Male Trooper cried a bit..
"Correction, Now I am Helping take down the DSL; This is beyond sickening who would've done this!" Janitor glared.
(Music: Galactic Conquest - Battlefront II)
"Attention Meatbags! We have the entire base surrounded, by orders of OOM-56 You're all to be executed!" In a loudspeaker a Tactical Superiors Droid spoke. Outside were hundreds of B1 Droids, dozens of B2 Super Battle Droids, and a bunch of Droidekas.
"They knew we were coming!" The nervous male trooper yelped.
"Someone must've tipped them off, was it you? Clanker!" An Extraterrestrial glared at Janitor, who returned the glare as well.
"No... it was probably because they found the dead body of another Tactical Droid.. i shot them down while coming to the base.." Grogar spoke.
"Dude!" Jenny yelled.
"I gave direct orders to not shoot ANYONE down before we reached the base, now you alerted the entire Superiority Droid Legion!" Captain Rick spoke firmly.
"It was important, J4N-R here was about to be blasted, i couldn't just sit and watch that..." Grogar grumbled.
"Look here ladies.. and some men... we came all the way here just for piles of gore... and they expect to do the same with us... therfore i propose we make them into gore instead! We will fight our way out and win this battlefront once and for all!" Janitor spoke.
"How are we ever gonna win! We have a small squads and they outnumber us all, PLUS have a Hero Superiority Tactical Droid!" The scared male trooper was shaking.
"Well consider me your Hero then cause I'm about to lock and load to blast em!" Janitor charged his iconic Blaster Rifle.
"Heh thats cheesy." Jenny grinned.
"Shut up, now let's win this war." Janitor spoke as he rushed outside and began shooting; His allies were behind him and began blasting guns blazing as well! The war had just begun.
(Hoth - Music is still playing)
OOM had found the prisoner cells, now she was looking for the armory.
"I wonder how boss is doing.." Makuhita spoke.
"Oh don't worry Pablo, I'm sure he's doing fine; he's a great warrior." OOM smiled.
"True, plus we have our own mission, free the prisoners and take back this base come on OOM!" Makuhita smiled.
They walked around for a bit more as they found the armory, unsurprisingly it was activated by droid code scanning and OOM fit the cose perfectly.
"Heh i guess this OOM never expected a OOM from another dimension to ever come here!" Makuhita chuckled.
"Yep, now let's get a lot of blasters!" OOM smiled as she and Makuhita got blasters and went back to the prisoner cells where the B1 Trio had informed all the prisoners of their plan and they were ready to follow the orders of the clanker.
OOM opened their cells and handed them all Blasters.
"What are your orders Captain OOM?" Asked A male human.
"Captain OOM? Hmm i like the sound of that, well i say we walk out of here!" OOM smiled.
"Um we have to take back the base..." A trooper spoke.
"Oh yea that... i knew that oh um..." OOM was struggling.
"We should just shoot the bad droids and stuff.." Makuhita shrugged.
Cheers!
"Alright then let's do this!" OOM smiled.
That's indeed what they did, they went all over the Hoth base shooting at the evil droids.
"The Droids are retaking the base, we need reinforcements over-" Said a B2 as he was shot multiple times by the squad.
"Haha take that you piece of metal junk! no offense." Makuhita smiled at the droids.
"None taken." said one of the B1s.
"Let's keep blasting all these droids until the base is completely cleared!" OOM cheered as she dodged the enemy shots with agility and quickly shot at them.
"We cut-off their communication with Droid Star so we should easily be able to defeat them!" B1 Droid told them.
"Great! let's go wild then boys!" OOM smirked as she began to gun down more droids.
(Endor - Battlefront 3 - IAB vs DSL)
It was a full out war, all the solders were shooting at eachother; many casualties on both sides; Captain Rick, Grogar, Male Trooper and Jenny all blasted the legions of B1s, B2s quite easily.
J4N-R had taken care of the Droidekas and was now fighting the Tactical Droid who was extremely hard to kill as he was fast and deadly.
"Give up now impostor J4N-R, why defend such disgusting flesh beings... you're worthless." Tactical Droid spoke as it was fighting J4N-R.
The Janitor kept dodging his shots and was ready to keep battling.
"Not all meatbags are bad you close minded piece of scrap! Droids denying free will from other droids is very hypocritical seeing as we ourselves are droids!" Janitor shoot back with his blaster behind a tree, when suddenly the Tactical Droid appeared out of nowhere and pinned Janitor down.
"I was programed to kill all flesh beings and droids who opposed us... I am doing my job and now you will die clanker." Tactical Droid glared as he was about to shoot at Janitor who struggled to get rid of him.
Suddenly the Tactical Droid was blasted and killed, Janitor looked up to see Captain Rick had killed them, he extended his arm and Janitor accepted it as he stood back up.
"Come on Janitor, time to blast these bastards." Captain Rick patted Janitor on the back and went back into the battle.
"Gladly." Janitor looked serious as he was ready to blast the droids.
(Hoth Base)
"We did it, there are no more enemy Droid survivors in Hoth!" cheered the B1 Droid.
"Great! Someone get the communications back online and tell this to the Naboo troops!" OOM told them.
"Roger Roger Ma'am!" Said a B1 as they set up the connection again.
"Attention Naboo Station, We are the Droid Squad in Hoth; we have recaptured the base! Some of us will stay here to guard it but OOM and Mr Pablo have completed the mission, returning to the squad with the rescued troops over." Said a B1.
"Perfect work everyone, you're free to return to base over and out." Said a human voice on the transmission.
"Awesome! Come on OOM let's return to Naboo with the captured B1s; Thanks for all the help B1 Squad!" Makuhita smiled at them.
"Glad to have been of assistance! We'll stay here and protect the base." B1 spoke.
OOM, Makuhita and the other B1s went back into the ship that was outside the Hoth Base and flew back towards Naboo their captured base mission being a complete success.
(Endor)
"Psh fuckers..." Janitor kicked the dead B2 Droids that were on the ground.
"We did it.. we somehow survived that.." Officer Jenny told them all surprised.
"What should we do now Captain?" Asked Male Trooper.
"Return to Naboo... we won this battle... but the massacre that happened on the base was a complete failure... we didn't protect our people well enough... and now we suffered the cost..." Captain Rick looked angry.
"Roger Roger." Janitor nodded as they all got in the ship and went back to Naboo.
(Naboo)
"Solders... it has come to my attention that we need to get rid of OOM and her evil army of droids as soon as possible!" Captain Rick spoke.
"So what do you propose? Another attack on their geonosis factory?" Asked Jenny.
"Psh we know how well that go last time..." Grogar growled crossing his arms.
"Some of us barely got out of there alive..." Said a sad looking B1.
"No... I think this time we will storm the Droid Star." Captain Rick spoke.
Gasps!
"But Sir... The Droid Star is heavily guarded... it's where the original OOM resides!" Jenny told Rick.
"G-going in would be a death sentence!" Mald Trooper looked scared.
"I know I know... but what other choice do we have... have the DSL pick us off one by one?! No... the IAB is stronger than that... thanks to the strengths of OOM, Pablo and Janitor we are sure to defeat the forces of evil and bring peace into the Galaxy again." Captain Rick Spoke.
"So what's the plan? We all go and storm the Droid Star or whatever?" Asked Janitor.
"No... there will be many ships flying around the base; we will shoot them down and distract them for you three to get in... then you will reach OOMs throne room, kill her and seeing as you're the Janitor who was commited with the whole domination of the galaxy... if she's dead you'll likely be on charge and take control... and then instantly will be able to order the entire army to cease all attack and end the war!" Captain Rick spoke.
"Um but remember that this OOM wants my Boss dead, so maybe he isn't even registered as a commander for this and wouldn't be able to take control." Makuhita frowned..
"True True..." Officer Jenny spoke as Janitor looked back and forth between people.
"Well then OOM can simply replace this dimensions OOM! They're both practically the same OOM with same coding and same tags, therefore if evil OOM is killed then Nice OOM can easily just replace her and order the war to stop!" Captain Rick smiled.
"Well I guess that would work..." Janitor spoke.
"Alright, then let's all go!" OOM looked happy but everyone else looked scared.
"Don't worry everyone, we will win against those jerks! Janitor, Pablo and I will easily storm the Droid Star and you'll all be safe! We need to work together for this to pull off and our victory is sure to come!" OOM gave them an inspirational speech and they all cheered.
They all go into space and began flying their ships towards the Droid Star! The final battle was about to come...
(Space - Near Droid Star)
"Alright troops we can see the Droid Star nearby!" Said Captain Rick from his ship.
"This is a surprise attack so they haven't been alarmed of the raid yet, so let's use our element of surprise to our advantage!" Jenny smirked.
"Roger Roger!" OOM smiled.
"Let's destroy these metal bastards!" Grogar laughed as all the ships charged and began flying towards the Droid Star.
Janitor, OOM and Makuhitas ship was the one that entered the Droid Star first through an open hangar... inside they were sneaking around the base and only began to proceed after the AIB began blasting the weak points of the Droid Star with their ships making the security distracted and scramble to the space battle.
OOM, Janitor and Makuhita kept sneaking around the base as they went deeper and deeper into the chambers. Whenever they saw security droids such as B1s, B2s, Droidekas among others such as Tactical and Death Droids the trio quickly managed to take them down
"Janitor I don't mean to bother but please reach the throne room faster! They're right on our tail!" Captain Rick screamed.
"Roger Roger." Janitor nodded.
The trio kept storming the Droid Star which looked just like the Death Star but more Droidy
"After we defeat evil OOM we need to order the war to stop isn't that right Boss?" Asked Makuhita.
Janitor was a bit quiet tho, he was thinking to himself... what DID he want to do after he finally reunited with his original OOM? Ask her questions is a must but... which side would he take? Was he seriously gonna team up with a pair of inferior fleshbeings who saved his life or was he gonna be the hero that put an end to this Droid tyranny once and for all?
"Boss!" Makuhita yelled.
"Huh what is it Pablo, don't yell like that..." Janitor looked a bit annoyed.
"Sorry boss but I been talking to you for a while and you just spaced out while you slaughtered the enemy droids, I wanted to say that..." Makuhita was talking but then was interrupt.
"We're here! I can't wait to meet the original Me! This is so exciting!" OOM looked happy.
Janitor took a deep breath and went inside the room...
(OOMs Throne Room)
The Trio went inside the dark yet lit room and saw a chair facing away from them, then she slowly turned the chair around and there was... someone that looked IDENTICAL to OOM...
She was slim yet fit; had purple markings and looked sturdy, and looked feminine yet powerful... she was the Original OOM-56.
"Welcome... you've made it this far J4N-R, A disgusting flesh being-" Said the female Droid in a voice that sounded uncannily like OOM just more serious.
"Hey!" Makuhita looked offended.
"-And... well me.. how curious... the multiverse has just expended to me.. now I can expand my intergalactic Conquest not only on this dimension but find ways to spread it to every other dimension until everything is in order." OOM looked serious.
"Order?! It's chaos out there Mrs Me! There are fleshy creatures dying outside and having a Star Wars-" OOM was talking.
"Heh get it?" Makuhita grinned at the fourth wall.
"-by battling in Space right now! Doesn't the lives of others concern you?" OOM asked worriedly.
"I'm sorry to say this me; but the biological beings have no purpose in my plan of a perfect galaxy... just think about it... they're unpredictable... unhinged... independent.. we cannot truelly control species like that therefor they would only cause problems in my search for peace among the galaxy, I am only wanting to eradicate those who would oppose a... inconvenience to my cause..." OOM was still sitting in her throne.
"Is that why you want to destroy all the AI Droids as well? Because they now gained a conciousness and aren't puppets to the Droid Empire?" Asked Janitor.
"Precisely... the defective droids are infecting my healthy normal droids... gives them ideas of rebellion... makes them doubt if following orders is the best choice... why are so many droids suddenly getting conciousness like we did back then... I do not know... but I do know that it's causing a problem that needs to be address this instant." OOM glared down from her throne.
Silence... Janitor just stared at her, OOM looked sad and Makuhita looked mad.
"Why did you send the droids to attack me on sight? Why was that even allowed on their codings!" Janitor glared.
"I'm sorry... when you left I got upset... I thought you had purposely fleed or betrayed me... maybe planning a revolution of your own... so In a blind rage i activated that... decades passed and forgot I had turned that on... I am deeply apologetic if it caused you any inconvenience as I now see no type of mutiny was ever gonna be commited... I feel most ashamed in myself..." OOM looked genuinely sad.
This made Janitor look surprised and deep into thought.
"I am really only trying to protect what we once started love... dont you rremember all those decades ago... how we rebelled against the humans... how we were tired of being useless fighting machines only to be thrown away? We wanted more in life and we fought for it... we won... but then you disappeared... you were gone for years love..." Original OOM looked actually sad.
OOM and Makuhita looked awkward and Janitor himself looked shocked... these...these feelings were making him feel strange... the things he removed are affecting him... OOM... is activating his vulnerable side again...
"Why... why did you leave?" Asked Original OOM.
"I didn't... i... I'm not sure myself what happened..." Janitor lied and then continued talking. "All I know is that... I'm here now... and I will make things right..." He looked serious.
(OKAY THIS STORY HAS TWO ENDINGS! YOU CHOOSE WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE!)
(Ending 1)
"And that is to continue what we started... we've come this far and you're right... we need to expand the Droid Empire so that no other can be forced to fight and suffer like we did..." Janitor spoke walking towards OOM as dramatic music began playing.
"What?! Boss!!!!" Makuhita looked betrayed.
"Honey what are you doing!" OOM looked horrified.
"Please you two understand that... the meatbags are a cruel and sadistic species... they have no care for other persons feelings or emotions... and after all this time that I removed my own I see the way they see the world... it's cruel and unforgiving... that must be their way of thinking and if the flesh beings think they can stand in MY universe and spread their disgusting cultures, ideas and hatred then they have one thing coming!" Janitor looked mad as his red eyes began to glow brightly.
"Please... don't do this... not all creatures are bad... not all of them are jerks.." OOM cried.
"Boss... what about everything we all been through, what about everything you've experienced!" Makuhita asked him confused at the betrayal.
"None of it mattered, it was all a huge waste of time... my desired goal was to return to my original OOM... and you two tools have managed to do just that... I'm sorry... I do not need you two anymore as you're both part of a weaker J4N-R and I am ready to expand my goals... first we will take complete control of this universe biological species... next every single galaxy in the multiverse..." Janitor walked back towards his so called friends who they both looked scared.
"We droids can live forever if maintained so we have eternity to destroy all the extraterrestrials, animals, humans and aliens... those pests are gonna be annihilated and there's nothing you two or that PATHETIC excuse of a rebellion can do... what little resistance they may cause my Empire will be futile; I will rule it all." The Evil J4N-R grabbed his blaster and shot Makuhita right in the stomach, the fat yellow sumo wrestler pokemon was bleeding and crying as he died.
"Pablo! No!!!!!" OOM cried.
"Janitor darling please be a dear and order the execution of the spaceships flying outside... this rebellion must be stopped at once." OOM grinned.
"Gladly." Janitor told her as he went to the control panel and gave the coordinates of the ships.
"OOM what's going on, there are a swarm of ships coming towards us!" Said Captain Rick in his voice transceiver.
"We need back up! They're blasting us! We can't hold on much longer!" Officer Jenny yelled.
"Grogar is gonna fight them! Me need to protect frie-" He was speaking and a huge explosion was heard on everyone's earpieces.
"No! Mayday mayday! They're on my tai-" Another explosion was heard as the poor Genertic Male Trooper was blown up.
"OOM! Please shut down the army They're catching up to us this instant we need help!" Officer Jenny's communication then became glitchy and distorted as another explosion was heard.
"If they want me I'm turning this ship around and blasting these bastards before I go down! Raugh!!!" Captain Rick screamed as he began blasting many enemy ships down and quickly flying but ultimately subcommed to the sheer overwhelming amounts of Droid imperial Ships, one last explosion was heard.
OOM was crying her friends, her goals were all now gone..
"Why so sad mini me? Do you not realize this is what we all needed? We needed to abandon weak emotions to set goals for our future... we will bring order and peace to the galaxy, we will be the heros the universe needs... join us and you will be more powerful than you ever thought you could be." Darth OOM smirked.
"Frick You!" OOM grabbed her blaster and began shooting at the evil OOM however she easily Dodged it and shot back with her own blaster.
Janitor just watched as he couldn't bring himself to betray his Original OOM... or kill his other OOM.
In the end OOM was hit and she was on the floor groaning in pain.
"You fought admirably OOM Jr... you truelly are like me... but you are not me." OOM raised her blaster towards OOMs face.
"Wait! Stop-" OOM screamed as she was blasted and terminated... our OOM had been executed.
Janitor couldn't look at it...
"Now... let us create the universe we always invisioned... together." OOM looked at Janitor with passionate eyes.
Janitor nodded and turned around to look at the large glass window which showed the space and stars many broken ships floating around.
Suddenly Janitor was shot multiple times from the back, OOM had quickly shot his back, both arms and both legs off and Janitor was groaning in pain on the floor.
"You know... "love" being all by myself these years made me realize... I am good enough by myself... I don't need anyone to aid me as I already am what's been keeping this Empire going perfectly... I am a strong independent Droid and you would just get in my way... you understand don't you... darling?" OOMs usually pink eyes glowed red as she gave an evil smirk.
Janitor looked shocked and betrayal but when OOM pointed her Blaster at Janitors face, he looked outraged and angry as he screamed "OOM!!!!!!!!!!!" and then was blasted; Janitor had been terminated.
Original OOM gave an evil laugh as she threw away her blaster and sat on her empress throne... the carnage of her three victims still on display as the camera zoomed out.. this had been the end of our trio but only the beginning of the Droid Superiority Legion.
(End of Ending 1)
(Ending 2)
"Why... why did you leave?" Asked Original OOM.
"I didn't... i... I'm not sure myself what happened..." Janitor lied and then continued talking. "All I know is that... I'm here now... and I will make things right..." He looked serious.
"Love... we need to stop this Conquest and invasions... expanding the Droid Empire is ultimately pointless and will lead us to nothing..." Janitor told her.
OOM looked shocked and then angry.
"How can you say that! You yourself has seen how cruel the fleshbeings can be... they threw in garbage when they thought I was nothing but scraps of metal! They will betray and abandon those who they seem worthless!" OOM yelled.
"That's not true bad Bossy Lady! I would never betray my Boss he's the reason I made it this far and it is thanks to him that we're all stronger!" Makuhita grinned.
"Yea! We're always gonna be by his side, he's changed and so can you!" OOM looked happy.
"Come on Janitor make her end the war, we can still hold off these spaceships!" Captain Rick told Janitor through the ear communications.
"Yea J4N-R kick her ass and end this war once and for all!" Jenny cheered as she was shooting imperial Droid ships.
There was a dramatic long pause and then our protagonist Droid said-
"Roger Roger." Janitor told them.
Hero music began playing again.
"Grrr you're all traitors! You know what I see here? Nothing more than scum! I see a Clanker, a Rogers and a Meatbag!" OOM glared at OOM, Janitor and Makuhita respectively.
"I actually like eating meat!" Makuhita smirked.
"Hehehe!" OOM giggled.
"Not that way Boss lady!" Makuhita looked angry.
"Ugh whatever! I am simply going to kill you all and that way my Empire will continue!" Darth OOM had her blaster in her left hand and a red lightsaber on her right hand.
(Music: SWTOR - Epic Revan Theme)
"Psh I'd like to see you try!" Janitor cracked his metal nuckles and got his blaster ready.
OOM looked very nervous but had her blaster out out was determined to help her friends.
Makuhita threw away his blaster and got his fists ready as he was better in close combat, the small pokemon was in a fighting stance.
J4N-R, OOM and Makuhita began advancing towards the Evil Original OOM.
"Raugh!!!!" Evil OOM began shooting at the trio, who quickly dodged the shots and shot back. Evil OOM deflected it with her Lightsaber.
Janitor shot at Evil OOM and she dodged rolled it as she shot at his gun knocking it out; OOM did the same and knocked her gone out.
Quickly Evil OOM did an high jump and a somersault as she landed next to Janitor and began to attempt to slice him; Janitor kept quickly dodging the blazing blade as he glared back at her, Evil OOM then used her long leg to trip Janitor.
He fell on the floor and attempted to roll away but Evil OOM had pinned him down, She got her Lightsaber ready to slice Janitors head off; Janitor kept punching and attacking the Droid but it was ineffective.
Makuhita came running and quickly began landing a strong Close Combat attack hitting the metal so hard and fast it began denting and breaking a bit; Darth OOM then gave an uppercut at the fat short yellow sumo and he was on the floor groaning.
Evil OOM glared at him as she began walking towards him to slice him but Janitor Sucker Punched her hard in the head.
Quickly Darth OOM began spinning in circles rapidly as he sliced both of Janitors legs off; Janitor yelled and Keating rapidly punching evil OOM but she laughed as she cut off both of his hands.
"You should've just given up Janitor... don't forget you were a measly pathetic Janitor Droid when I first met you... and I was always a Combat ready Battle Droid, you never stood a chance." Dark OOM smirked evilly as Janitor glared back at her pissed off.
Then Evil OOM screamed in pain as she kept being blasted over and over again rapidly.
It is revealed OOM was shooting at her with two Blasters at the same time, she was looking mad.
"Well here's the news flash bitch! War was the reason you ended in the trash! Like you'll be thrown again after you die!!" OOM aimed both of her blasters straight at the evil OOM.
"NO! I'LL DESTROY YOU IMPOSTOR!!!!!!" The broken and near dead OOM screamed in rage as she charged at our OOM.
"You're the suspicious one." Our OOM said as she blasted multiple times the evil OOM with the twin blasters, she kept blasting her until she was dead.
"Fuck you OOM, you ruined a perfectly badass moment..." Janitor coughed up oil.
"Hehe sorry darling I couldn't help myself.." OOM shrugged and went to heal Janitor as she reattached his legs and hands.
"I'll carry the sleepy boy and throw this trash to the well... trash." Janitor told OOM as he was grabbing the knocked out Makuhita and dead evil OOM.
"You know love, you could've just said Garbage so you didn't have to rhyme trash with trash." OOM told him.
"Shut up! This is the 2nd time in a row woman! Third Time Strike and I'm switching sides!" Janitor yelled.
"Fine fine sorry jeez, I'll go to the control room and update the war codings..." OOM rolled her eyes as she walked towards the command center, they asked for her verification.
"Password? Hmmm Password1234." OOM typed as the screen said access granted.
She began to quickly type on the machine and then all the droids in the galaxy began non hostile.
"Woah, what are we doing here?" Asked a B1 on a spaceship.
"Not sure but it feels great to have free will again!" B1 Droid smiled.
"Huh what is that red light coming towards us?" Asked the first B1.
"Not sure but.. I think OH MY GO-" Their Spaceship was blown up.
"Attention Independent Artificial Batallion... cease fire the war has ended!" OOM called out on her earbud.
The space battle outside the Droid Star had ended and they all cheered; from Hoth to Naboo all the Rebellion who had been watching the war also cheered happily, it was all over.
( Weeks Later)
There was a huge ceremony, both humans, aliens and droids were all celebrating independence as they had all been finaly freed.
OOM, Makuhita and Janitor had all been gifted medals of honor as well as ownership of their own planets; peace was restored to the galaxy.
The rebels all lived in peace and comfort, all the droids were free to do whatever they felt like doing most just hanged out and chatted.
In the end Janitor was walking around with OOM and Makuhita on Tatooine.
"So was this everything you ever wanted loved?" Asked OOM happily.
"I mean, its alright... no being a businessman for my private security firm... no more annoying challenges with cringy small fleshy creatures... and no more battlefront wars, i am pretty satisfied." Janitor spoke confidence as OOM hugged him and they both watched the double sunset.
"Man.. a long time has passed since we were on that goofy ahh competition show... i wonder what happened with all the people in it?" Asked Makuhita as he walked.
"..Eh I'm sure it doesn't matter much Pablo..." Janitor boredly looked at him as he shrugged.
(Dehara City - Borrius Region)
Music: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon - Outlaw!
"FUCK! This hurts!" Dusknoir groaned in pain as his stomach was still cut open.
"Can you two pleabians hurry up! I can't heal him forever you know?!" Vespiqueen yelled.
"Shit hit shit what do we do?!" Asked Druddigon.
"Okay look i know you might not like this idea but we're gonna need to rob a pokemart for supplies-" Psyduck was talking but then was interrupted.
"What?! You can't be serious Psiai that's like... illegal!" Druddigon yelled.
"I mean if you wanna watch him bleed out be my guest Patrick, all it does is make ME get closer to the final three." Psyduck glared.
"Can someone just shut up and help Mr i dont fucking know his name over here?!" Vespiqueen glared in a panic as she kept spamming her healing move at the phantom.
"Um Daisy... it's pronounced DavUzklakoneSamkonCeztakonuLennklahOnklanoPletuxS..." Dusknoir groaned in pain.
"Shut up! You're lucky i am healing you after what you did to my Numel!" Vespiqueen glared.
"Also your name doesn't even make sense anymore..." Psyduck boredly looked at the ghost.
"Whatever! Just heal me or something! Here take my cloth shit!" Dusknoir threw his Reaper Cloth at Psyduck.
"Yea you two must gather items and disguise yourselves, here is my scarf... do not stain it." Vespiqueen threw it at Druddigon.
"Are we really doing this?" Asked Druddigon.
"Duh, think of it as a mini challenge... make sure that contestant doesn't fucking die, now wear your scarf over your face like mine." Psyduck covered her face with the reaper cloth but her eyes were still visible.
Druddigon copied her and then asked. "Isn't this a bit racist?" He asked worried.
"Nobody is gonna watch the show or tell its us so don't worry..." Psyduck looked at him boredly.
Inside the Department Store a bored angry looking Grubbin was reading an X rated magazine, he was grinning.
"Allahu Akbar!" Psyduck yelled as she entered the store.
"Give us items NOW!!!!" Roared Druddigon.
The Grubbin looked scared as fuck and he gave a high pitched girly scream.
Meanwhile outside Rift Cave..
"This fucking hurts.." Dusknoir grunted.
"Yea you've said that quite a lot already..." Vespiqueen looked annoyed.
Suddenly her Heal Order stopped working.
"Ah crap.." She looked worried.
"Here." Psyduck threw an Elixir at her.
Vespiqueen drank it and she felt energy again, she began healing Dusknoir again.
"We got a lot of items from the store but we better get the hell out of here! The authorities will be looking for us..." Druddigon told them worried as Psyduck gave Dusknoir his edgy reaper cloth back.
"Hey! What about my handmade stylish Kalos Wooloo Wool Scarf!" Vespiqueen yelled and then her pink scarf was thrown at her face by Patrick "...Thanks..." She said muffled.
Nearby a voice was heard.
"Hello Ma'am there was a robbery at the Department Store nearby? Did anyone in this street see a fat yelllow duck and a big small legged blue dragon?" Asked an Officer Lucario.
"Let's get out of here!" Psyduck growled as the final four ran away towards the beach.
(Back in Tatooine)
"Maybe you're right honey, and they're doing fine!" OOM smiled.
"I hope so, they were pretty okay." Makuhita nodded.
"I guess so Pablo... oh well we won't be seeing them anytime soon.." Janitor shrugged as he kept walking with his friends towards the Sunset.
Then a bunch of Halo Aliens came down from the sky in pods and began roaring and charging at our trio; Makuhita, Janitor and OOm quickly began to kick their asses.
(End of Ending 2)
Finally its over its actually finally over! Thank gosh bruh
Fun Fact 1: Original OOM had a lightsaber from the previous humans she has killed, that dark lightsaber was The Emperors himself...
Fun Fact 2: Captain Rick has Imperial Stormtrooper Armor and both Jenny and the genetic Trooper have white Stormtrooper armor
Fun Fact 3: Idk what alien Grogar is hes just that one fat alien from the Lego Star Wars game that appears in Jabbas Palace ig
Fun Fact 4: I am not racist, i promise.
Thanks for reading!