Chapter 6 – Uzui's dating seminar
"This is a stupid idea…" said Tomioka
"Shut up. It's a great idea!" replied Uzui as he walked next to Tomioka
"A dating-seminar…" Tomioka said in disbelief
A few days ago, Uzui was present at one of Kanae's counseling sessions. Seeing her helping the students and giving them advice, Uzui also decided to start his own kind of counseling sessions.
"My own personal dating seminar! Not only am I going to help the kiddos with their love-lives, I'm also going to make sure everyone gets a passing note! That way, my popularity will skyrocket AND the students will get good grades!" Uzui explained, to which Tomioka just stared at him
Uzui, unlike Kanae, didn't start an after school counseling session, but rather made a whole seminar, which students could join. Of course, the seminar was about his area of expertise.
"Do you think that people are interested in hearing your advice?" Tomioka asked
"Man, I got 3 wives! Every guy at the academy wants to be like me! The classroom is going to be full! Well, now that I think about it… I hope the classroom is big enough for everyone…" Uzui replied
Hearing that, Tomioka rolled his eyes.
"Anyway, I hope that it works out for you… My PE class starts in a few minutes, so I need to go." said Tomioka
"Yeah, yeah! Don't worry about me! Hahahaha!" Uzui replied and laughed
Tomioka took a deep breath and went to his PE class. After he left, Uzui also want his way, towards the class with his first dating seminar.
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"Here we go!" Uzui said with a smile on his face as he stood in front of the classroom door
Stretching one last time, Uzui took a step forward and opened the door.
"Hey kiddos! Thanks for coming to the Tengen-Uzui-Dating-Seminar! With my advice, you get all the guys and girls you ever wanted! So, who is ready to begin!?" Uzui said with a big smile on his face as he was speaking to…
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…an empty class.
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, IN THE BOARD DIRECTOR'S OFFICE.
Ubuyashiki, the board director, was sitting behind his desk in his office, when he suddenly heard loud voices coming from behind the door.
"Mister Uzui! What are you doing!? You can't go in there!" said a female voice
"OUT OF MY WAY!" screamed a male voice
Hearing that, Ubayashiki mumbled confused.
"Oh dear… what's going on?"
Suddenly, the door of his office shot open, as Uzui kicked it in.
"Ah! Uzui Sensei! Shouldn't you be having your seminar at the moment?" Ubuyashiki asked calmly with a smile, as he ignored his door being kicked in
"I NEED TO USE THE SCHOOL ANNOUNCEMENT!" Uzui screamed, with anger in his voice
"Did something happe-AHH!" Ubuyashiki was pushed aside, as Uzui grabbed the microphone on his desk
Pushing a few buttons, Uzui managed to get the school announcement running.
SCHOOL ANNOUNCEMENT SOUND*
"IS THIS THING WORKING?!" Uzui screamed
"CAN YOU BRATS HEAR ME?! GOOD!"
Hearing the school announcement and Uzui's voice, everyone was paying attention.
"Here we go… Who could have seen this coming…?" said Tomioka as he was having his PE classes
"YOU STUPID BRATS! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I WORK MY ASS OFF TO GET MY SEMINAR STARTED, AND NONE OF YOU SHOWED UP!"
Everyone at the academy was listening to him, in utter silence.
"DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE 3 WIVES?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BETTER I COULD HAVE SPENT MY TIME?! HUH?! DO YOU?! I SACRIFICE MY TIME TO HELP YOU IDIOTS WITH YOUR LOVE-LIVES, AND NONE OF YOU EVEN GIVES A CRAP!"
Back in the office, Ubuyashiki tried to calm Uzui.
"Ehm… Uzui Sensei… everything is going to be fine! So please, stop! Or I will be forced to call the security… again!"
"SHUT UP. I AM NOT DONE!" he yelled at Ubuyashiki, which could be heard in the school announcement
"SO LISTEN HERE! NEXT WEEK, I WILL SEE YOU IN THE TENGEN-UZUI-DATING-SEMINAR! AND IF I DON'T SEE A FULL CLASS, THEN I WILL MAKE SURE THAT MY ART-CLASS IS GOING TO BE THE ABSOLUTE HELL… FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!"
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"That's everything! Have a nice day!" he said in a calm voice, as he ended his announcement
SCHOOL ANNOUNCEMENT END SOUND*
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And with that, Uzui made sure that the students would come to his next week's dating seminar… as he was about to be escorted out of the office by the security once again.