If you told Xandar he’d wake up in hell…he’d laugh in your face. Now though? He isn’t laughing. Join him on his journey with the Immediate Murder Professionals! (Rated M. Season 1 AU)

A young Owl demon apply for a job at I.M.P that has three Imps and one Hellhound. And things are sure to happen.

A year working for the devil and some dysfunctional hired guns in hell might seem like an obviously bad idea, but to Damien it sure beats living out the rest of your days in a prison cell. Hopefully he'll live long enough to get what was promised to him. And if he doesn't, well he's already damned anyway.

Freddie seem to love his car more then anything but will he trust Jason to drive it.

Helluva boss

Benedict, an disgruntled imp with a storied past, ends up looking for work in Imp City. Of course, he ends up finding I.M.P, who of course, happen to be hiring, and of course, they're complete lunatics, and engage in many various shenanigans, much to Benedicts chagrin. So watch as this imp tries to have a functional job while working with some not-so functional people, and enjoy!

cherub before their exile and their fall. prequel to cherub fall.

Loona takes Jax to an exciting hellhound pool party hosted by Beelzebub. And when the Queen Bee of Gluttony meets Loona's pup for the first time, fun things sure do happen. Enjoy reading. ;)

(Spoilers for Season 2 episode 5) After Blitzo caused her to lose her job, Barbie Wire heads over to the Lust Ring late at night to seek comfort from a friend of hers. The two discuss everything that happened and how Barbie is feeling over some wine and chocolate cheesecake as she tries to figure out how to move forward.

Striker gets a job at Lust's largest law firm, Explosion & Partners Litigation Group LLC. His responsibilities include kidnapping, torture, theft, murder, espionage, and serving as high-security bodyguard to the CEO. As she looks to expand across all the rings of Hell, the work Lascivonne Explosion gives Striker will test him. But her rewards will enable his goals, and then some!

Imp City was one of the worst places to live in Hell, but it was all he could afford now. All he needs now is a new job and he might just survive the next month. Leon has no idea that a simple interview would get him involved with (kinda) professional assassins, Demon Princes, strange love affairs, and the living world. Takes place after Episode 2: Loo Loo Land.

A sweet (and sometimes violent) Anthology about Millie, Moxxie, and their two beautiful children, Jessie and Amanda!

"To summarize, I turn into a skeleton on fire and have a motorcycle, supernatural forces are after me and want to kill me, and I'm being attracted by women despite the fact I'm married...Fuck my life." M rated obviously. Moxxie Harem.

A sober and slightly more professional Blitzo had just started to get his life on track when he finds out that he not only has to deal with an insane ex-girlfriend bent on killing thousands, but the disappearance of his sister and his current boyfriend's daughter. Can he deal with this and get his life to something remotely resembling normal.

The Terran Republic rose from the ashes of the old world, recovering from the calamity that lead to its birth. However, when the I.M.P attempt a hit on one of their governors, the relationship between the living world and Hell... well... it gets complicated. Made as a fun coop project with Handy Andy1701

Kreiger never had guts. Never once in his life. The only time he did was when he was with his father, Barret. Or with his... ex? Girlfriend? Friend with Benefits? Verosika. But when the final straw is reached with her, and his father is pointing and throwing him at rivals, how could it get any more hellish? A certain someone might have something to do with it...

Stella realizes that she has memories of being a human. She tries to use that knowledge to treat everyone around her better. But can she really be anything more than a villain? (Warning: Multiple time skips, censor bleeps, and deviations from canon.)

A Kakapo thing with no identity of their own takes up the mantle of heroism and tries to become Hell's first superhero because the idea sounds cool on paper. Now people are aware there's a crazed crackhead on the streets wearing a costume Warnings: OC (CRACKED FIC) (Swears cause demons I guess?) (Power System cause why not?)

Striker hates mariachis, and things do happen.

During a happy time for I.M.P., Millie. gets abducted by some secret government agents who experiment on her for their plans to reveal the existence of demons. While Moxxie and the others journey to save her, Millie meets an individual who might be able to help her escape her situation.

A fanfic of an pure wholesome person who’s sent to hell from one mistake and starts a new life as a fifth member of the IMP! Special thanks to Vivziepop for this awesome show! (ALL CHARACTERS/MODELS/STAGES/FRANCHISES/ ECT BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE & RIGHTFUL OWNERS AND NOT ME.)

A disgraced, fugitive ex-police officer was given an offer she couldn't refuse; work for a shape-shifting crime against reality to help fight against other, bigger crimes against reality. And all because she had sex with demons that one time after somebody tried to kill her... At least she still has her goddamned cat.

When the feeling of love hits you, it can hit you in two ways, a strong one and leave you totally in love with that person or a weak one that hits you constantly but takes time to take effect, gradually waking up new sensations. This story will deal with the different effects falling in love can have on the characters. It is an AU

In an alternate universe, I.M.P is H.O.P.E. an organization of angels dedicated to giving spirits in purgatory closure on their unfinished business back on earth. They'll have to face dangers, deal with internal issues, and work together to make the world a brighter place and give others (and themselves) closer. (Cowritten with CrackedInkWell. Based on @EMositeCC's AngelAUVerse)

Aftermath of: unhappy campers. Moxxie gets his just desserts. And he’s more than willing to take his punishment if it proves to Millie that he’s sorry (Warning discipline, non sexual bdsm and spanking)