(the way i see the chibi dinosaur's personalities is that:

Chomp is the youngest and probably the most innocent one of the six, like the little brother.

Ace is the pussy but when his friends are in trouble, he'll do his best to throw his fears away and help them.

Paris is the equivalent to your typical house cat, with a spoiled personality and a high and mighty attitude. Basically, "i'm your owner, and not the other way around" type

Terry is the older brother who likes to pick and tease on everyone and has a sort of "bully" personality while also showing some sort of hints of kindness.

Spiny, I don't really know. He wasn't really explored much in the anime except always having a blank glare. Maybe he's the misfit of the group, I don't know.

Tank just doesn't take shit from anyone basically lol

ONTO THE STORY!)

"I'm telling you, Patrick, this is by far the greatest discovery in paleontology history next to the first T-Rex skull being discovered!" Dr. Owen tells his assistant and friend as they walked down the snowy streets of Moscow, Russia, a nice gray sheet of clouds in the sky. "This could very well be the introduction to a new species belonging to the titanosauridae family! This vertebrae is longer than that of Brachiosaurus! Today will be marked in history books, Patrick, and my face will be in the picture!"

"Congratulations and all that, Dr. Owen, but I do have one question for you." Patrick asks.

"What's that?"

"Why am I carrying you around the city again?"

Sure enough, it was revealed that Patrick was carrying Dr. Owen on his back, giving him a sort of piggy back ride down the streets of Moscow. "My legs are tired." Dr. Owen lazily replies.

"You don't think mine are?" was Patrick's counter.

Eventually, they made it to the digsite where, true enough, the vertebrae of a large titansaurid dinosaur was shown in the middle of a huge excavation site. "Hmm?" the lead excavationist says before turning around, hearing footsteps behind him. "Ah! Dr. Owen! Such pleasure to see you here, comrade!" the excavationist exclaims with a thick Russian accent.

"You can let me down now, Patrick." Dr. Owen tells his friend, patting his shoulder.

"Okay." Patrick replies.

Without warning, he dropped Dr. Owen on the spot, resulting in him bruising his tail bone. "Urgh!" he grunts in discomfort.

"We've uncovered more of vertebrae. We estimate it's about 30 meters long! If not 40!"

"Remarkable! Might I be able to see this magnificent discovery?"

"But of course, doctor. Come. This way."

With that, the lead excavationist began leading the two men to the site, where many workers were busy digging up more of the vertebrae. "As you can see, my men have been hard at work since you called. We're more used to cold weather and snow than you, erm, Americans. Dah?"

"Dah, indeed, Viktor. Dah indeed." Dr. Owen replies.

"Ivan! Yuri! Aleksi nuzhdayet·sya v vas, rebyata, szadi, chtoby pomochʹ s kontsom. (Alexi needs you guys in the back to help with the end.)" Viktor tells his men as they pass them. "Here we are, doctor. The very spot we discover it. It all started with this one vertebrae Misha found here. Ain't that right, Misha?"

Misha was in fact a large, towering hulk of a man with a bald head and a five o'clock shadow, whom was bent down dusting dirt and snow off of the bone. The literal Incredible Hulk slowly turned his head to the three men, giving them an intimidating glare that struck both Patrick and Dr. Owen in fear. The short Hispanic man hid behind the New Yorker as the paleontologist himself quivered in intimidation, feeling the slightest mistake in his choice of words would cost him his life.

"Yes. (sandwich)" he says in a deep, Russian whisper.

"His real name is Mikhail but we all just call him Misha." Viktor says with a smile.

"Nice to meet you, señor." Patrick cautiously greets.

"Charmed to meet your acquaintance." Dr. Owen greets in a feared tone.

"Anyway, right this way doctor." Viktor led the two to the end of the site where several rocks were being placed on a sort of lift powered by a crane. "Today will be good day in history, da? Let us celebrate! My wife got me the best vodka you can buy here! It's so good, you'll sell your grandmother for a bottle! Come to think of it, that doesn't sound like bad idea."

"What's this?" Patrick asks, pointing to the many rocks being lifted.

"Huh? Oh, just bunch of rocks that were in way. So we're moving them." Viktor replies. At that moment, the crane had suddenly hit a search light, knocking it over as it pulled a cable apart, electricity spewing from the exposed wires. "Yebena matʹ! (Holy shit!) Stop! Stop!"

The crane suddenly stopped at a moment's notice, causing the lift to shake a bit as an egg capsule fell from the pile. Upon impact with the ground, the capsule broke as three cards fell out into the open, just in time for the broken cable to fall on top of them. The electricity spewing from the wiring caused the cards to activate, a bright yellow glow flashing as it blinded everyone. After the glow disappeared, out came a medium sized ceratopsian dinosaur with a MASSIVE sharp horn on the front followed by two little stumps above it's eyes. The dinosaur roared into the air as everyone began screaming and running away, aside from the three men as they looked up in either shock, fear, or amazement.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Viktor screamed loudly.

"What is that thing?! It looks like an ancient rhinoceros!" Patrick exclaims in fear, pointing at the dinosaur.

"It's a Centrosaurus!" Dr. Owen exclaims with a smile, adjusting his glasses as the dinosaur was shown roaring in the reflection.

*Who Are You by The Who starts playing...*

*brief instrumental*

MAX TAYLOR

Whoooooooo are you?

ZOE DRAKE

Who, who, who who?

REX OWEN

Whoooooooo are you?

REESE

Who, who, who, who?

URSULA, ZANDER, ED

I really wanna know! (Whoooooooo are you?)

DR. Z

Oooooooh!

CHOMP, ACE, PARIS, TERRY, SPINY & TANK

Come on! Tell me who are you! You! You! AAAAAAAARE YOOOOOOOU!

Dinosaur King: Prehistoric Peril

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION

A military-like base was shown in the middle of a desert-like plain that had some sort of greenery in the field, not making it completely a desert, along with several large satellite dishes. One of the many rooms inside the base was shown having a large screen that had the world map on it, with coordinates and grids. In the room was one single guy, whom was busy watching an entirely different screen, not even paying attention to the world map, which now had a blinking red dot on Moscow. Instead of watching the world map like the man was supposed to be doing, he was instead watching a hockey game on one of the other monitors. The man was shown wearing body armor, overall looking like a soldier albeit more sketchy looking. On the screen showing the hockey game, one of the players could be seen shooting the puck towards the goal, only to completely miss it and hit ring wall instead.

"Ah! A snake could've scored on that!" yells the soldier in frustration. "God, I used to play with that guy in college. He sucked then, too!" His hockey game was suddenly interrupted when he now finally heard the sound of beeping coming from the screen. Turning his head, he saw that there was a blinking light located in Moscow, slowly moving as well which only meant that the dinosaur was moving as well. "Oh shit." the soldier gasps as he frantically grabs his radio.

Upon grabbing it, he immediately turned it on and began talking to the person on the other side. "Uh, Fist, it's DeLaney." he greets. "It works." He finishes with a smile.

At that moment, the buzzer from the hockey game was heard as a goal was scored in the background.

Max Taylor's house, also known as the main setting of the anime, was shown early in the morning on a nice Sunday. As usual, the same bicyclist that always rides by Zoe's house was shown riding slowly down the street in front of Max's house. To go along with the running gag, a monster truck colored in the USA flag suddenly ran over the cyclist while speeding down the street, flinging the cyclist backwards.

"You drive like my fucking grandmother, you know that." the bicyclist says in a New York Italian accent.

Meanwhile, inside the house. "Wait. Hold up. Your dad is where?" Max asks all of a sudden.

"He's in the Backlander?" Rex replies with an uncertain expression.

While the two talked, Chomp and Ace could be seen chasing each other around in the backyard while Aki was reading a newspaper, the front page headline reading: UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND STEVEN SPIELBERG SUE SPINOBERG AND LOSES $88.7 MILLION!

"No, no! The other one! Dr. Owen!" Max corrects.

"Oh. He's in Moscow."

"Why is he in Russia?

"Haven't you heard? The vertebrae of a new species of dinosaur were uncovered!" Rex exclaims in glee.

"Aw no way! That's so awesome! Is your dad leading the excavation?" Max asks.

"Yeah. He talked about it last week during our weekly phone calls about how he was chosen to lead the excavation after the fossil was discovered."

"I wonder what they're gonna name it. I'm still clinging onto hope that one day I'll find a new species of dinosaur and name it Maxasaurus. Or! Or! Or! Maxaraptor!"

"The day Max gets a dinosaur named after him is the day he starts passing his classes." Aki suddenly says, freezing Max on the spot. Aki was staring down above with a cheeky grin and smug eyebrows. "If you want a dinosaur named after you, you have to study in order to be a paleontologist."

"She's right, Max. As they say, an A a day keeps the failure away." Rex says with a smile.

"Nobody says that." Max blandly replies with an unamused look.

"Speaking of school, Max. I still gotta take you clothes shopping for the Winter Formal. Ooh, I can already see you wearing a tux!" Aki gleefully says as she smiles sweetly.

Max blushed in embarrassment. "Moooom! I'm not even going to that stupid dance anyway." he tells her.

"Oooh, of course you are, Max. You wouldn't want to miss a school dance. How do you think I met your father?" Aki replies with a sly smile.

Once again, Max blushed in embarrassment. "Ugh! Mom! I don't need to know when you and dad met. Aaanyway, I can't go because I don't have a date. Yeah. That's it."

"I thought you were going to ask out Zoe? Ohp!" Aki quickly closed her mouth, but it was too late.

For the third time, Max flushed in embarrassment. "Mooom! I told you to keep that a secret!'

"I'm sorry, Maximus. It just slipped out." Aki replies with an apologetic (no it wasn't) smile.

"Did you have to use my full name?" Max's meek voice was barely heard as he hung his head low in embarrassment.

"Actually Mrs. Taylor, Zoe is going with another guy to the dance." Rex tells her.

"Oh. I'm sorry, Max. I didn't know."

"It's alright." her son replies, despite sounding like a depressed mule.

"May I ask, who is she taking?"

"Some hot shot named Frankie. But everyone calls him Francis. Zoe likes him because he's popular and that he's 'the most perfect person in the world'!" Max does a crude imitation of a stereotypical girl's voice before growing a disgusted look. "He's horrible and I hate him."

"He only hates him because Zoe has a crush on him. It'd be a love triangle but I don't even know if Francis has a crush back on Zoe or even is aware that Zoe has a crush on him in the first place." Rex explains to his friend's mother.

"Sounds an awful like your father when I was dating Zoe's dad in high school." Aki replies with a reminiscent smile. She suddenly opened her eyes to see the two boys giving her a mixture of disturbed and horrified looks. "Didn't I tell you this before?"

"No!" the two loudly say.

"Oh. Oopsie." Aki replies with a sly grin, feigning innocence.

Right at that moment, both Max and Rex's DinoShots began beeping, which only met one thing. "A dinosaur!" they both exclaim at the same time. "We gotta go mom. Another dinosaur showed up!"

"Wait! Before you leave I packed you a lunch!" Aki shouts as she holds up a paper bag.

Max stops in his tracks in embarrassment, slowly turning around to his mother with a pleading expression. "Mo-oom. I'm not a kid who needs his lunch packed." he tells her.

"I packed you a piping hot hamburger wrapped in foil along with some apple slices, a water bottle and a Dr. Pepper, and some steamed rice as well." Aki lists off in a happy tone.

Max stood there giving his mother an offended look as Aki just continued to hold the bag in the air while Rex awkwardly stared at the two. After what seemed like an eternity… Max trudged his way to his mom and took the bag out from her hands. "Thank you, mom." he mumbles to her.

"I love you, honey." Aki then kisses the top of Max's head. "Now go save that dinosaur!"

"Okay." Max replies in a dead tone, having given up on his mom's purposeful prank.

The two walked out the door as Max still had the look equivalent to finding out your dog just ran over your dad with the family van. That wasn't a grammar typo by the way. "Dude, you didn't say 'I love you' back-"

"SHUT… your lips." Max shouts before quietly finishing.

Rex merely held a laugh in response, a cheeky grin on his face.

The Backland could be shown in the same exact spot as where it crashed in, right into the hill next to the other hill that held the D-Lab. Although things may have been quiet on this beautiful noon day with not a cloud in the sky, inside was less than quiet.

"You're insane, you know that, Dr. Z?!" Dr. Ancient's voice boomed at the human/dinosaur hybrid/mutant/freak-of-nature. Currently, Dr. Z was shown working on something on the workbench, a homemade welding mask to help cover his large snout. "Bio-engineering the dinosaurs so they could be able to be more powerful is against nature itself! These dinosaurs aren't weapons, doctor! They're living beings!"

Dr. Z took off his homemade mask, only for it to immediately break. "These-" He quickly turned to his broken homemade mask, confused on how it broke, before setting it down on the workbench. "These living creatures are able to shoot fire from their mouths and electricity from their horns, Ancient. These are no normal dinosaurs." In a literal blink of an eye, his eyes changed to more lizard-like ones. "I am a great example of this, doctor." Dr. Z's dino part of his body says as it begins hissing at the two.

Dr. Cretacia merely reacted in disgust. "Eugh." she shivers.

"I don't care! It's wrong and morally horrible!" Dr. Ancient yelled at the man.

"Don't you remember what Seth did?! That was what led to everything that happened two years ago! You're going to repeat the same mistake Seth made!"

"Fools!" Dr. Z shouts at the two of them. "I'm not forcing them to evolve! I'm simply making them more powerful in battle! Enhanced endurance, enhanced strength! It'll all be the same except the fights will just be a little longer is all! As usual, you fools don't understand the genius of Dr. Z."

Dr. Z's other half then took over once more. "Kill them aaaall." he whispers in a demonic tone.

"Shhh, Bartholomew! Don't say it right in front of them!" Dr. Z whispers loudly at himself as he smacks his snout.

"What brought upon you to decide to do this project, doctor?" Dr. Ancient asks with a glare, ignoring the potential threat.

"As you know, my three morons had to fight your son and his bratty friends again after they were… well let's just say they were coerced into doing so against their will. What surprised everyone was that they won. Here's my question, Ancient: If those three idiots can defeat the three kids, who's to say no one else will?!" Dr. Z yelled at the last part, finally emphasizing his point.

Dr. Ancient and Dr. Cretacia simply stared at the mutant with blank expressions. "He actually makes a point, honey." Dr. Cretacia whispers to her husband.

"Yeah. Yeah, I know." he whispers back. "Alright, fine. But you're not doing this project unattended. I or Jonathan-"

"Ahem." Dr. Cretacia coughed.

"And my wife, should always be by your side watching over you to make sure you won't pull any sneaky tricks!" Dr. Ancient sternly told him.

"Oh, don't worry. I won't." Dr. Z's eyes suddenly blinked as they instantly changed to lizard-like eyes. "But who's to say I will. Mwahahahaaa."

"Oh, shut up, Bartholomew." Dr. Z tells his other half in an annoyed, older sibling tone. "Besides, if I do something evil again, Helga is gonna make me eat her pickled and onion sandwiches as punishment. And they're RAW onions!"

"Why'd you design a maid to be violent- Actually, nevermind. I already know the answer." Dr. Ancient stopped himself.

"More importantly, why 'Helga'?" Dr. Cretacia asks.

"It's because she's named after-"

"Hush now, Bartholomew! We don't need to open those can of spoilers." Dr. Z interrupts the dino half.

"Well, alright. Remember, we're to observe at all times. You're not allowed to use Ed, Ursula, Zander, or Rex to superize you."

"Wait, why not your own son?" Dr. Z asks.

"Long story short, we left Rex alone for like 5 minutes and we came back to the entire lab blown up with Rex in the middle saying, 'Sorry, mom and dad.' It was the cutest thing ever though so we let him off the hook. But since then he's not allowed alone in the lab." Dr. Cretacia tells as she wiggles around like a worm with a smile on her face.

"What a lovely story." Dr. Z sarcastically replies.

At that moment, a hologram appeared in the middle of the room, displaying a map of Russia, more accurately Moscow. "Woah!" Dr. Cretacia explains.

"Another dinosaur appeared!" her husband yells.

"It's in Moscow. Oooooh, I've always wanted to go there, honey! Remember on our anniversary you'd say you take me there one day?" Dr. Cretacia asks as she hugs her husband's arm.

"I remember you challenging that one guy to an all you can eat and getting us kicked out by actually eating everything the restaurant gave you." Dr. Ancient dryly replies, though with a genuine happy smile.

"False advertisement. That's all I gotta say. Which is so unfair because I won that eat off fair and square!" Dr. Cretacia yells as she starts to flip out right then and there.

"If you two are done with your mating dance, I've got three dummies to send on a mission! Terry! Fetch me my Alpha Scanner!" Dr. Z commanded the chibi red Tyrannosaurus. Only for it not to work as Terry wasn't even in the room, leaving Dr. Z awkwardly standing on the table with his arm extended outward, palm open. "Terry?… Terry?… COME OUT BEFORE I CONSUME THE FLESH OFF OF YOUR BONES AND TEAR YOUR MUSCLES WITH MY FAAAAAAANGS!"

At that moment, Terry came wobbling inside the room, Alpha Scanner in his mouth. "There ya go, Terry! Good boy! You're not moving fast enough! HURRY UP!" This was followed by a ferocious roar that caused the chibi Tyrannosaurus to speed up his pace. He eventually arrived at his destination as he hopped on top of Dr. Z's head, dropping the Alpha Scanner into his hands. "Good boy, Terry! You're such a smart, little boy!" Dr. Z tells the chibi dinosaur, which only caused Terry to bite his finger. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Ursula was shown lying on their apartment couch in boredom, currently channel surfing to see what was on. Zander on the other hand was busy on the computer, currently glancing from his credit card to the screen. "Why don't we use our future cable box again, Zander?" she asks in an annoyed tone. "I'm getting tired of these old shows. I wanna watch some movies that haven't come out yet at this time! Like The Simpsons Movie 2!"

"Well for starters, it'd be really difficult to set up a future cable box for modern day television. Or as modern day as in this timeline since we're not from this time period." Zander commented before checking the screen, growing an agitated look on his face. "What do you mean out of stock?!"

"Great." Ursula grumbles, slouching on the couch. "How can villainous henchmen like us stay positive without good cable TV?"

"Are we really villainous henchmen though?" Zander suddenly asks.

"Huh?" Ursula questions, turning to face the tall man.

"I mean, Dr. Z hasn't really done anything with the cards. At the moment at least. Would we really be villainous henchmen if we're not doing anything villainous? Wouldn't that just make us henchmen henchmen?" the tall man asks.

"I don't know, Zander." Ursula replies in an agitated tone. "All I know is that we're the Alpha Gang and that's all we're going to be until the day Dr. Z or all of us die. And knowing Dr. Z, that old geezer will probably outlive all of us three times over. And with that dinosaur head of his, who knows how that messed up his age span. He could be 25 again! Point is, all we're ever gonna be are villainous henchmen to the Alpha Gang and that's that."

"I don't know, Ursula. I have been thinking of taking up a different career." Zander replies, typing something on his computer.

"Oh yeah? Like what?" the greenette asks, albeit curious nonetheless.

"I've been thinking of becoming a chemist. I am pretty good with chemicals, you know. Remember in high school I pranked the entire varsity football team by releasing sleeping gas into the changing rooms?" Zander asks with a sly smile on his face.

"Wait. That was you?!" Ursula asks in slight surprise.

"I mean, yeah you're right about us being the Alpha Gang but are you really okay with that? Don't you want to do something else in your life?" Zander asks.

"Alright, besides being a chemist, what else do you want to do?" the greenette asks, turning the question back to the tall man.

"Marry Reese." He instantly replied with a lovestruck grin. A short silence fell upon the two of them as Ursula gave the tall man an odd look. "Why did I say that?"

"You have it bad, man. But I enjoy the enthusiasm. Just don't let it get too far." Ursula dryly comments. "Speaking of the brat's sister, where's that gift you said you got her? The Pteranodon heart necklace?"

Zander's face immediately went red but he kept his composure. "Erm, I'm giving it to her for her birthday. It's coming up and I want to give it to her." he replies.

"What if she rejects you?" she asks.

"I don't care. As long as she's happy, I'm happy. Even if she doesn't feel the same way, knowing that she's happy with her life and her gift is enough for me." he selflessly says.

"Zandeeeer. I didn't take you as a gentleman casanova." Ursula teased with a mischievous smirk.

"Puh-lease! I'm not some high schooler who gets all giddy around their crush and acts all mushy! I'm a grown man with grown man problems!" He proudly announces before glaring at his computer screen. "Like how for some reason my credit card is maxed out! I barely used it! How is it already maxed?!"

"It's still nice to see this side of you, Zander. What with everyone calling me an old lady, I don't even think I even stand a chance at snagging a man." Ursula replies in a bitter tone.

"Who needs a man when you have dinosaurs to carry you around?" Zander asks with a sly smile.

"Oooooh, perfect! Yeah, who needs men! Screw men- wait a minute." Ursula says, realizing what she just said.

The moment was interrupted when Zander's Alpha Scanner began beeping, prompting him to take the call. "For the last time, I don't want to talk about my car's extended warranty. I'm in the middle of buying one right now!" Zander announces over the scanner.

"ZANDER!" Dr. Z's voice boomed over the scanner.

"Ahh! Dr. Z! How nice of you to call! What seems to be the problem? Do you need us to pick up your foot cream again?"

"No! But thank you for asking. Haven't you been paying attention to your Alpha Scanners?! Another dinosaur appeared!"

Ursula quickly reached in between the cushions of the couch and pulled out her blinking scanner. "Oh! Look at that! Another dinosaur appeared!" Ursula gleefully says in a cheery tone.

"I just said that, you nincompoop! Now get back here into the Backland so you can fly to the new dinosaur! Or I'll skin off your entire face with my teeth as you scream into the night until the white light appears." the Calamosaurus' head says over the radio.

The two Alpha Gang members shivered at the thought of the horrific act. "Thank you, Bartholomew, for that wonderful addition to my threat." Dr. Z sarcastically says. "Anyway, you three get your butts down here so you can travel to the dinosaur's location!"

"Why do that when we use the D-Lab's teleporter anyway?" Zander asks.

"Fool! You shall only travel Alpha Gang style!"

"You mean in those crummy vehicles and jets you make that blow up every time?" Ursula asks with uncertainty in her voice. "No offense, doctor, but we don't feel like blowing up every week. You feel me?"

"No, I don't feel you because I'm on the other end of the screen you nitwit!" Dr. Z shouted from the scanner. "Now you three get your lazy asses over here or I'll have Bartholomew eat your face! I gladly will." Bartholomew could be heard hissing through the screen.

"Wait, I thought his name was Gary?" Ursula questions.

"It was, but then I realized that was a stupid name so I named him Bartholomew!"

"Fair enough." Ursula shrugs.

"Wait a minute." Dr. Z suddenly says before counting. "1. 2… Wait a minute. TWO?! That's the opposite of three! Who am I? Gabe Newell? Where's that fatty, Ed?!

The man in question was shown in his separate bedroom in the apartment that he and the other two were renting. To put it short, his room was much like Francis', pirate theme while also having several posters of dinosaurs as well as a shelf full of dinosaur action figures. Beside his bed was a fluffy doggy bed, with a chibi sized Tank sleeping soundly in it, curled out like any other animal. Currently, the short fat man was shown screwing something with a socket wrench, his tongue sticking out with a concentrated expression on his face. At that moment, the door opened, revealing Zander and Ursula while also scaring the poor third man into jumping around in his chair.

"GAAH! AAH! AAAAAH!" he screams, juggling the socket wrench in his hands before catching it. He quickly hid whatever he was working on under his desk before snapping around a full 180 in his chair to face the two. "Hi!" he innocently shouts.

"Hi?" Ursula questions. "What… were you doing?"

"Nothing!"

The two tallest members stared at the shortest one as the chubby man gave off an awkward smile. "Rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight." Zander says, unconvinced. "Anyway, the Alpha Scanner is making those beeping noises, which only means one thing."

"Pizza's here?" Ed guesses.

"No, you nimrod! Another dinosaur showed up!" Ursula shouts at the man.

"Oh nice!" Ed exclaims happily. "Well, we better get to the D-Lab so we can use that teleporter if we want to get there as fast as possible!"

"Yeah, Dr. Z… He uh… He said we're not using the teleporter." Zander awkwardly replies.

This just made the short man confused. "Huh?" he questions with a raised eyebrow. "Then how are we going to get the dinosaur?" His answer came in the form of Zander slowly holding up a pair of keys, slightly jiggling them in his hands. Ed immediately knew what this meant, as he gave a long sigh of defeat. "Aaaaaah, crap."

Francis could be seen sleeping on the D-Lab's couch, with his phone loudly playing rap music over his head. Meanwhile, Zoe and Amy were busy doing the rest of their homework over by the table while Reese was obviously working on whatever work she does in the D-Lab. Seriously, what was the actual purpose of the D-Lab before all those dinosaurs started showing up?

For deepin' a green rag with rag green

Blast with a green rag shot that's green

Stay in shape!

Stay in shape!

Stay in shape!

Get super fat and take a crap nice and big

"Tell me again why Francis is asleep and not studying like us?" Zoe asks, staring at the sleeping kid on the couch.

"He said he already did his homework at lunch." Amy replies before looking up at her friend. "I searched through his bag and found out he did all of his homework."

"You searched through his bag?!… What was in it?" Zoe asks, curiosity getting the best of her as a smile creeped up on her face.

"Well there's-"

"Should you two be discussing the contents of your friend's personal belongings?" Reese asks without taking an eye off the computer.

At that moment, W.E.S.L.E.Y.'s TV box head floated next to Amy. ~lolol you got told cuckface~

"C'mon, Reese. Aren't you the least bit curious of what other people may be hiding from you?" Zoe asks with a sly smile.

"Well when I talked to Zander the other day, he was acting all weird. He kept mentioning not to look behind his back as he was hiding something behind his back." Reese suddenly stopped typing, her expression not changing. "I see your point."

Zoe grinned triumphantly before turning to her friend. "So spill." she says with a smile.

"You sure? I mean, he's right there." Amy says, pointing to her side.

The two girls turned their heads to the couch simultaneously where they saw Francis still snoring silently on the couch with the phone still playing the same rap song.

Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me

Cop cars have been on our ass the last past week

"Ah, he's sleeping. So go on. What was in it?'

"Well his finished homework for starters. And a receipt for a suit that I'm guessing he's taking to the winter formal." Amy answers.

"What color was it? If you don't know, I'm his date." Zoe proudly exclaims while shoving her thumb to her chest.

"Oh, you are? Congratulations!" Amy proclaims before leaning in. "I know you have a crush on Francis so this might be the happiest you're feeling, right?'

"You have no idea." Zoe says with a smirk.

"Hey, Reese. You ever been to a school dance?" Amy asks, turning to the blonde. Reese momentarily stopped typing on her computer, her face going slightly pale upon being asked the question, before going back to typing while retaining her pale look. "Hhhhuh." Amy observes.

At that moment, the D-Lab doors opened as Max and Rex ran inside the room. "Reese! Another dinosaur appeared!" announces, unfortunately waking up Francis.

"ZZZZZZZZZ- Huh? What?" he asks in a groggy tone.

"Go back to sleep, Frankie." Max replies before throwing a literal waste basket at Francis, which lands directly over his head.

"Okay. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ." Francis says before immediately snoring and falling asleep.

Reese quickly turned on the DinoDetector, which showed the map of Russia with Moscow being lit up. "Moscow, Russia." she answers.

"That's where my dad is!" Rex exclaims in shock.

"I thought your dad was in the Backland." says a voice from behind, prompting the two to turn around.

"Dad!" Max calls out as Spike walked out from the bathroom.

"Hey, another dinosaur appeared." Spike says before turning to the sleeping kid on the couch. "Who's he?" he asks, pointing to Francis.

"No, Dr. Owen is in Moscow. The same place the dinosaur is at." Rex explains.

"Yes, I do remember Dr. Owen saying he would be in Moscow. I heard they discovered a new type of titanosaurid dinosaur." Spike reveals.

"Wow! No kidding?" Zoe asks, clearly excited about the news.

"What're the chances that's going to be the dinosaur we end up fighting once we get to Russia?" Max asks with a sly smile.

"Actually, Max, the detector says it's a lightning element." Reese reveals.

"Boooooooo!" Max booed at her.

"I wonder if we'll get to ride the Trans-Siberian Railroad again!" Zoe enthusiastically exclaims.

"According to the Wikipedia page, it's broken." Reese immediately replies.

"Boooooooo!" Zoe booed at her.

Right at that moment, the Skype call sound began ringing as a picture of Dr. Owen was shown on the screen of the D-Lab's supercomputer. Reese quickly answered, revealing that it was a facetime with Dr. Owen, whom was for some reason wearing a purple cap with an abnormally long green bill currently using the selfie feature of his phone. The bachelor suddenly began glancing around his surroundings, a very visible nervous expression on his face as it seemed like he was about to do something VERY illegal. Instead, he turned back to the camera and pulled out a small red rubber ball with a sad face on it.

"What?" Rex silently questions as everyone else had blank looks on their faces.

"I'm guessing you heard the news." Dr. Owen says in a serious tone, his elongated lid having randomly disappeared. "Rex, my boy! Is that you! Ooooooh, you've gotten so tall! You're about to pass me up one of these days! Then you'll be a hit with all the ladies! Oh, who's that lovely lady right there?" Dr. Owen asks, staring down at Amy, whom quickly hid herself behind her textbook. "Oops. I didn't mean to scare the poor girl."

"It's alright, Dr. Dad… Wait a minute." Rex says, catching what he just said, for some reason having a disturbed look on his face.

"We heard you discovered a new dinosaur, Dr. Owen." Spike says to his friend.

"While it's true a new type of titanosaurid dinosaur was discovered here, that's not the only dinosaur we found." Dr. Owen says.

"We know. Another dinosaur showed up." Max reveals.

Patrick suddenly popped up on the screen. "Then you should know it has a MASSIVE horn that'll make a rhinoceros run for it's money! If it had any. And even if it did, this dinosaur would beat him up, take his money, then beat him up again with that large rod of his!"

"Wait. Are we talking about the horn or something else?" Max asks, genuinely confused by the man's wording.

"It's a Centrosaurus and it's going berserk around here. I think the new world is scaring the poor creature and with that massive horn on it's head, he could hurt somebody." Dr. Owen warned the trio.

"That won't stop us. Everything will be fine when we get there. Let's go guys!" Max tells his friends.

"Wait! Shouldn't we wait for the old lady first?" Zoe asks.

"Alright! Who said it! I know someone said it!" Ursula shouts in utter rage as she sat in the passenger seat while Ed and Zander flew the Alpha Jet.

"Said what, Ursula?" Ed asks, not hearing what she heard.

"Nobody even said a thing in here. Are you sure you're not schizophrenic?" Zander asks, genuinely concerned.

"Zip you two!" Ursula yells as she smacked the two men's heads.

However, upon hitting Ed, his head crashed into the control panel which accidentally short circuited it. The control panel suddenly exploded in Ed's face as smoke filled the Alpha Jet, a red light flashing as an alarmed blared in the inside. With the control panel busted and smoke clouding their vision, the Alpha Jet lost complete control as it started spiraling down towards the earth below, smoking shooting from it's engine.

"*Cough* *Cough* *Cough* This is your fault *Cough* Ed! You *Cough* Fix it!" Ursula demands in between coughs.

"How is it my fault?! *Cough* You were *Cough* the one who hit me!" Ed yells back.

"If I gave you a gun and you shot someone with it, does that make me the killer?!" Ursula rhetorically asks in response.

"That doesn't even work in this situation!"

"Would you two stop arguing and pull the emergency landing button?!" Zander shouts at the two. Unfortunately for them, the Alpha Jet finally crashed landed in a small forest. "Nevermind." the three of them say in union.

The three Alpha Gang members could be seen moaning and groaning in the wreckage, with Ed still in his seat, face first into the control panel, Ursula upside down in her seat, and Zander nowhere to be seen. "Alright. Head count. Who's alive?" Ursula groans in pain.

"I'm here." Ed says, raising his hand.

"Zander?" Ursula groaned.

The sounds of branches breaking were heard as leaves began floating down into the craft, before Zander out of said tree and into a bush. "Ooooooh! My body hurts in places I didn't think were plausible to get hurt… Also, I think I have internal bleeding." he groans.

"Good. That means we're all here." Ursula groans in pain.

"But…" Ed suddenly looked up from his control panel, revealing that his face was partially covered in smoke and soot. "Where is here anyway?"

*Schweine by Glukoza starts playing…*

A whole montage of Moscow was shown, showing many parts of the city, such as the Moscow Kremlin, where tourists were shown taking photos and selfies with it. Some local bakeries and delis where gruff looking men were shown working over the counters. Even the world famous Red Square was shown with it of course being filled with locals and tourists alike. Several men could be smoking cigarettes outside of a bar as one man drunkenly walked on the sidewalk, a bottle of vodka in his hand.

"Tolʹko kto kúpil dva bileta na oruzheiny vystavku, i ya ikh tebe ne otdam! Ya poydu s vashimi biletami! (I just bought two tickets to a gun show and I won't give them to you! I'll go with your tickets!) Hahahaha- ZZZZZZZZZZZ… Wha?" the drunk man asks, briefly falling asleep for a second while walking.

*oink; oink*

The Trans-Siberian Railway was shown as passengers both exited and entered the train as another one took off. Several cars could be seen driving in the snow as many people were outside in their winter coats while a snowplow cleared the roads. Meanwhile, over on the bad side of the town, several plain white trucks could be seen being loaded with various shipments while the entire area was guarded with men armed with AK-47s while snipers were perched on the rooftops. Down below, a large bald man with tattoos all over his face could be seen overwatching the shipments as he opened one of the crates, revealing that the contents inside were in reality several military class weapons from the U.S.. Giving a firm nod, he closed the crate shut as the supplies were back to being hidden in darkness.

*oink; oink*

Stok mashin, spokoyno ya priyekhala

Bez rulya iv golove s pomekhami ya

Idu domoy

Many people could be seen walking down the snow covered sidewalk with one man blowing air into his gloves before rubbing himself. Another man was shown smoking a cigarette to keep himself warm. Inside the train, a woman was shown hanging onto one of the dangling handles as she scrolled through her phone, the train briefly going through a tunnel before reentering the world again.

Shag, shag, shag

opyat' popala v tyomnoye

Tretiy raz obmanuta po polnoy ya

Uzhe toboy

Nye proschu, i yedet golova

Ya hochu im podobrat' slova- ah- ah- ah- ah!

"Wow!" Ed exclaims as he and Ursula were already out of the jet, while Zander fell out in the background. "We're in Moscow! Right where we needed to be!"

"You think it was pure coincidence or we just got lucky?" Ursula asks the short man.

"Let's just hope the next time we end up where we need to be, it'll be a more smooth landing." Zander says, sitting up after falling.

"I wouldn't count on it, Zander." Ursula grimly says in response.

Eins! Zwei! Drei!

Schicke-Schicke Schweine

Oh! Oh!

Eins! Zwei! Drei!

Schicke-Schicke Schweine- eh!

*oink; oink*

A man was thrown backwards after being delivered a powerful right hook to his already bruised and bloody face. The man in question suddenly fell down into a pile of garbage bags as another man in a leather jacket approached him with a metal bat. The man turned around, revealing that there was another man present, a blonde with black rimmed glasses wearing a black suit. The blonde man made a 'well go on' gesture to the first man, pretty much silently confirming what he was about to do. The man in the leather jacket then suddenly swung the metal bat to the bloodied man's abdomen, causing a loud groan of pain to come from the man's mouth as he curled up into a fetus position on the garbage bag pile.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" the man groaned in immense pain as he grabbed the area he was struck.

Eins! Zwei! Drei!

Schicke-Schicke Schweine

Oh! Oh!

Eins! Zwei! Drei!

Schicke-Schicke Schweine- eh!

*oink; oink*

Several homeless people could be seen huddling together around a barrel with fire in it, all trying to keep each other warm in the snow and freezing temperatures. One homeless man lit up a cigarette and took a puff from it before passing it around to the other people. Soon, the entire circle began taking hits from the cigarette to keep themselves warm. At that moment, a dirty red van drove slowly down the road right passed the homeless people; inside the van was revealed to be Ungaro, being driven by his driver Carter, whom were both currently looking for the dinosaur.

"Keep an eye out, Carter. This fog can hide twenty of these things… I know from experiences with a herd of elephants." Ungaro says, chewing loudly on his gum like a cow.

Carter slowly turned the corner as the two continued their search for the dinosaur.

Moscow was full of life today, however most of the city had fallen ill under crime and poverty, leaving the rest of the city to be more desired. At the moment, Moscow was nothing more than a sketchy neighborhood filled with drunks, junkies, mob criminals, and homeless. On the bright side, the tourists seem to be enjoying the attraction today.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ursula screamed as loud as she could as she ran down the snow covered sidewalk.

The trio thankfully packed clothes dressed for snow, and were currently wearing appropriate clothing for the occasion. Zander retained his usual look, albeit with mittens and a pair of furry earmuffs and a scarf. Ed had a light green parka with his face completely covered up like Kenny from South Park, along with brown colored pants and snow boots to his original outfit. He also had a pair of light blue mittens as well.

"Ursula! My love! Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!" Dr. Owen exclaims as he chases after his love, leaving the two men awkwardly standing there. "Our love was meant to be!"

Ursula then ran right in front of the two men once more, heading down the opposite direction. "It was never meant to be! Not then! Not now! Not ever!" she yells back as Dr. Owen continues to chase her.

"You don't understand! You just don't know it yet! I'm sure once you give it a chance, you'll realize that our love is forever and eternal and can never break!" Dr. Owen exclaims as Patrick joins the two men.

"How about a T.R.O.?! Can it break through that?!" Ursula shouts back as she runs by the three men once more.

"Jail time is worth it if it means you love me back my love! Come to me, my love! We were meant to be! I can feel it!" Dr. Owen shouts as he too runs pass the three men.

"I think that's frostbite you wack job!" Ursula could be heard shouting from the distance.

"Hey." Zander greeted Patrick.

"Hola." Patrick replies.

"Mrrrrrphm mrrrrrphm mrrrprh mrrrph mrrrmph mrrmph." Ed says through his parka.

"I- I don't know what you said." Patrick replies.

"Mrrrmphm mrrrphm mrrpm mrrrrmmphm mrrphm mrphm!" Ed emphasized the 'mrphm' at the end.

"Something about George Washington?" Patrick asks with a raised eyebrow.

Nearby where the Alpha Gang crashed, the D-Team had just teleported down, all wearing winter clothing. Rex wore a simple blue bubble jacket with white sleeves and blue mittens along with a sky blue scarf. Down below, he wore a pair of black snow pants tucked into some gray snow boots. To fit this all off, he had a blue and white striped beanie with a pair of blue earmuffs.

"Ooooh boy! It's cold!" he exclaims as he starts to rub his arms to warm himself up. "Good thing we changed before we got here."

"I'm just glad we decided to keep our dinos in our cards." Max replies. For this occasion, he opted to wear an orange hoodie with a checkered red flannel over it, with the hood over his head and visor. Down below, he sported a pair of red shorts fitted with black thermal socks and orange snow boots, completing this look with a pair of orange gloves as well. "I mean, how awful would that be if we kept our dinosaurs out in their pet forms rather than in their cards in a subzero habitat like say Antarctica for instance… or Alaska."

"Why not Iceland?" Rex asks.

"Because it's not a real country.." Max quickly replies.

"Canada?"

"We almost died there."

"Max, we almost died in a lot of countries. Both present and in the past." Zoe replies.

She wore a green cotton jacket with a pair of light green fluffy mittens. Underneath her jacket was a yellow T-shirt and down below were a pair of yellow thermal pants tucked in a pair of grass green boots with lighter green leopard fur rims. Up above, she completed her look with a yellow beanie with a fluffy green ball at the end, her pair of goggles being slightly revealed under hear beanie.

"And we don't talk about those times as weeeeell." Max clarifies.

"I'm pretty sure we almost died in Rome twice." Rex comments.

"Well you're right about one thing. It'd be torture to keep our dinosaurs out here in the cold. Hopefully they're nice and warm in the cards." Zoe says.

"I guess the Alpha Gang aren't going to come with us after all." Zoe says.

"I wouldn't be too sure about that, Zoe." Max replies, earning the pinkette's attention.

The three saw the crashed Alpha Jet in the tree, smoke still coming out from it as well as sparks from the control panel. "Okay, so they are here. Maybe they found the dinosaur." she guesses.

Rex pulled out his DinoShot. "If they did, I'm not detecting their dinosaurs on my Shot." he says.

"So where should we start?" Max asks.

"Let's go find my da- er, Dr. Owen so he could help us. He did witness it after all."

"Good idea. Let's head to the dig site!" Zoe exclaims as she points to a random direction.

"Zoe the dig site is the other way." Rex says, pointing his thumb behind him.

"I knew that!" Zoe replies in the same confident tone with the same triumphant grin.

She most definitely, absolutely, 100%, undoubtedly, did NOT know that. Ooooooh, plot twist.

"Well, here we are. The dig site." Rex announces as they stood in front of the empty, destroyed dig site.

"How'd we get here? I'm pretty sure Zoe was just pointing seconds ago." Max says, in a distressed and scared tone nonetheless.

"Gee. The dinosaur sure did a number on this place." Zoe says as she looks down into the dig site.

"AW NO!" Rex shouts as he runs down the hill. Zoe and Max turned to each other, with Max shrugging not knowing why Rex was in distress before they followed the blonde. "The Centrosaurus destroyed the fossil! The only one of it's kind! Darn you, Centrosaurus! Darn you to heck… and hell!"

"Awww, calm down, Rex." Zoe says as she comforts the blonde. "Would it help if I take you to Chuck E. Cheese afterwards?"

Rex currently had a sad expression on his face before turning to the pinkette. "That'd be nice." he says after sniffing.

"Well too bad!" Zoe suddenly shouts in a harsh tone, her mood changing quicker than a bi-polar 54 year old man. "We're here to find that dinosaur and we're not going back until we get it… Besides, I'm pretty sure Russia doesn't have Chuck E. Cheese."

"Then what's that over there?" Max asks, pointing to a random direction.

Zoe turned to where Max was pointing, seeing a cruddy restaurant with a fat, alcoholic mouse with a balding head and a bear stained white wife beater as it's mascot. Coincidentally, the restaurant's name was Ivan A. Vodka.

"Ivan (E-ven) A. Vodka?" Zoe questions in bewilderment.

"I think it's pronounced, "Ivana Vodka." Max replies.

"Oh, so like it's saying 'I want a vodka'?" Rex asks.

"Rex, what happened to you being distraught over the dig site?" Zoe asks.

"I'm more concerned about the burning trailer behind me." Coincidentally, said trailer exploded off screen as a tire bounced behind him.

"Kids!" shouts a heavy Russian voice. The three turned around to see none other than Viktor marching towards them. "Haven't you heard news?! Actual dinosaur is loose in Moscow! You kids better run for your lives!"

"That's why we're here, mister." Zoe replies.

"Yeah, we're here to capture the dinosaur!" Max enthusiastically exclaims.

"Do not be crazy, children! You three can't fight giant dinosaurs on your own!"

"That's why we have our own dinosaurs with us!" Max exclaims with a smile.

Viktor simply stared down at Max with a blank stare before leaning to the other two. "Is he okay?" he whispers to the two of them.

"I'm pretty sure he was dropped as a baby." Zoe replies with a teasing smile.

"Ursula! Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!" shouts a familiar voice.

"Dr. Dad?" Rex questions, leaning pass Zoe.

Sure enough, Ursula was shown running away from Dr. Owen as Zander, Ed, and Patrick tried to keep up with the speeding bachelor. "Get this creep away from me! Can't you take 'no' for an answer?!"

"When it's you my love! Never!" Dr. Owen exclaims with actual heart in his eyes.

"Señor! Wait! She's not worth it!" Patrick shouts.

"Yeah! Trust us! We're her brothers!" Zander calls out.

"Mmm-mm-mmm mmmm m-mmm-mmm mm-mmmm mmm mmmm mmmmm mmm!" Ed's muffles from his parka.

"NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND YOU, ED!" Ursula shouts in rage.

"ksss aye aaaaaaaas!" Ed's muffled swear was heard, for once showing a visible display of anger.

"What's going on?" Zoe asks in bafflement.

"Rex! Can't you put your dad on a leash?!" Ursula shouts as the two run around the three kids in circles.

"I could but he's white." Rex simply replies.

Dr. Owen suddenly tripped on a hidden branch in the snow, causing him to tumble over and fall face first in front of his adoptive son. "Hi, Rex my boy. How have you been doing?" he asked in the snow.

"We literally talked like five minutes ago." Rex replies in a monotone voice.

Dr. Owen picked himself up and pushed snow off of his clothes. "That was in Japan, Rex. We're here in Russia! A whole country away!" he exclaims.

"It's right next to Japan."

"Jefferey. Do you know who kids are?" Viktor asks the paleontologist.

"Why, they're here to help with the dinosaur problem. That's who." he replies.

"Wait. Small child was speaking truth. I thought it was active imagination and controlled substance medicine." Viktor questions.

"I mean, I am on the Concerta." Max reveals, earning a raised eyebrow from Zoe.

"And what about tall skinny man, short fat man, and old lady?" Viktor asks, pointing to the Alpha Trio.

"Hey! I'm younger than you, Ivan!" Ursula shouts in anger.

"It's Viktor. Also I know old lady when I see one… My wife is one. Is horrible. Grotesque lady living with me with grotesque, hairy feet."

"Eugh. I'm gonna take extra care of my feet now just by hearing that." Zoe says in disgust.

"Same here." Rex agrees.

"Yeah." Max agrees as well.

"Then you clearly don't know the definition of old! Because that's not old! That's disgusting!" Ursula shouts at the Russian man.

"I know! I keep trying to tell her that but she just shoves me off like rat in kitchen… or my mother-in-law. She's not pretty too." Viktor finishes.

"WOAH!" Max suddenly shouts from afar. The group turned to see Max touching a Gatling-style machine gun with a large rotating barrel, complete with a large white underslung ammunition case and two handles. "Look at this! This is a huge minigun… You aren't gonna use it on the dinosaur, right?" Max asks, suddenly cautious of the killing machine.

"Oh, no that's Misha's. He never leaves home without it." Viktor replies with a deadpan expression.

"Misha? How can a woman carry this?" Max questions with a chuckle.

At that moment, a large bulking hand was placed on Max's shoulder, the hand itself covering his entire left shoulder as a large shadow loomed over the teen. Max slowly turned around to see none other than Misha, staring blankly down at Max as the sun shined over his bald head.

"Don't. Touch. My gun." he says in a deep, Russian voice.

Max simply stared up at the man with horror in his eyes, not being able to move due to Misha's bear grip on his shoulder. "You're one large woman." he whispers in a cracked voice.

"This…" Misha says as he picks up the minigun like it was nothing. "is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute." He suddenly bent forward, his nose barely touching Max's nose as the teen stared at the hulk of a man. "It cost $400,000 to fire this weapon… for 12 seconds."

"Sooo… what happens if I do touch your… weapon?" Max nervously asks.

"Sasha."

"What?"

"SASHA!"

"Okay! What happens if I touch Sasha?!" Max asks, cowering in fear.

Misha bent down once more, this time more closer to Max's face. "Heavy will vomit down your throat." he tells him in a dead serious tone.

Max gulped as he just stared at the large man, struck and frozen in fear. "Misha, you're scaring the poor kid. He won't touch your gun." Viktor says as he places a hand on Misha, trying to calm him down.

"Sasha."

"He won't touch Sasha."

"He named his gun Sasha?" Zoe whispers to Rex, whom merely shrugged in response.

"Uuuh…. So…. Dr. Owen. Where did the dinosaur go again?" Max asks, still frozen in fear as Misha just glared down at him.

"Well, to be honest, I lost sight of it when I saw Ursula." Dr. Owen says.

"Of course/mm-mmmmse." Everyone, sans Misha and Max, says at the same time including Ed.

"But the last I saw of it, it was heading towards the Red Square."

"Perfect! Come on guys! Let's get out of here!" Max quickly says as he runs away from Misha.

"Wait! Max! Do you even know where the Red Square is?" Zoe calls out.

"We'll find a map!" Max yells back as he runs down the sidewalk… only to trip on ice and slip and fall. "WOAH!" THUD!

"Ehahahahahahahahaha." Ursula points and laughs at Max's misfortune.

Several tourists could be seen in front of the Red Square, all bunched together as another person was aiming the camera at them. Oh and also one of the homeless joined in at the side with a not so toothy grin on the account that most of his teeth were gone. But these tourists didn't care, they were just happy to be there. Look at em… oh wait you can't.

"Move a little to the left." the cameraman says as the group mimics the order. "No, my left." The group moved once more albeit in the opposite direction. "Alright. Stand still." Everyone smiled in response. "Ready?" At that moment, the Centrosaurus ran right in front of the group just as the man was taking a photo. "Damnit!" he shouts. "The lens cap was on!"

At that moment, a familiar red truck ran over the cameraman, earning a painful scream from him as the sounds of bones snapping and flesh being crushed was heard. Ungaro quickly sat out from the window of his truck with several papers in his hand, with Carter still in the front seat. "There it is, Carter! A… A uh- Hold on." Ungaro quickly began flipping through the papers filled with information about dinosaurs with their pictures above them. "A uh… A Center… C-Centaur…."

Carter turned to his partner, unable to understand what he was saying due to the stuttering. "What is it?" he asks him.

Ungaro quickly threw the papers to the ground and pointed at the dinosaur. "The one- The one with the big fucking horn! The rhinoceros! Triceratops!" he quickly looked at the papers on the ground for a brief moment. "Fucking dead piece of shit animal- WHATEVER! Just get me close to that thing and I'll end it right here and now." Ungaro proclaims as he pulls out the instant card gun from in between the seats as Carter started up the car.

As soon as he started up the truck, he quickly stepped on the gas pedal and ran over the tourist he hit, earning a loud "OW!" from him. The tourist suddenly raised his camera and snapped a photo. "Got your license plate, motherfucker. I'll see you in court." he says, before Carter backs up and runs him over once again. "OW!"

Carter's truck swerved as it came to a complete stop, with Ungaro stepping out and aiming his rifle. "I'll end this right here, right now! No more traps when it's my sight!" he exclaims as he cocks the rifle.

"But where's the thrill in the chase?" Carter asks before noticing something up ahead. "Uuuh."

Ungaro aimed his futuristic rifle at the Centrosaurus, which had just knocked over a tour bus, thankfully with no tourists inside. "I got you now." Ungaro then pulled the trigger… only for a CLICK! sound to come out. "Wha?" The poacher then quickly examined the barrel, noticing it was frozen solid. "Are you freaking… KIDDING ME?! THE BARREL'S FROZEN!"

The Centrosaurus turned it's head upon hearing the angry shouts from behind, immediately spotting another creature it has been seeing since it arrived in the world. "Uh oh." Carter says as he notices the dinosaur staring right at them.

"Broke dick piece of shit gun!" Ungaro shouts as he hits his rifle in an attempt to break the ice.

Unfortunately, upon hitting the gun, it accidentally discharged towards the dinosaur's direction as a purple laser fired from the now unfrozen barrel. The laser flew passed the Centrosaurus and struck one of the buildings in the Red Square and I apologize for not knowing what the building is named. All I know is that it's in the Red Square. The Centrosaurus simply looked behind it and noticed smoke coming from the building from where the laser struck, leaving burn marks on the building. Realizing how it was supposed to be the intended target, the Centrosaurus growled heavily as it glowed yellow, glaring right back at the two poachers.

"Uh-oh." Ungaro says with a scared look.

Carter made the smart decision of getting out of the truck and running away. "Running awaaaay!" he cries out as he runs for his life.

Right at that moment, a minivan was shown driving towards the Red Square… only to crash into a sign. "Damnit Zoe!" Max shouts from inside.

"Not my fault. That sign was in my blind spot." Zoe replies.

The doors opened, revealing both the D-Team and the Alpha Gang, along with Dr. Owen and Patrick. "That's the ancient rhinoceros we saw!" Patrick exclaims as he points to the dinosaur as Ed slipped on the ice and fell. Lightning struck down onto the Centrosaurus as it charged up before roaring in extreme anger, glaring daggers at Ungaro. "Wow. It got struck by lightning and it's still standing."

The Centrosaurus began to kick up dirt behind it before charging towards the red truck and towards a screaming Ungaro. Unlike Chomp who gallops like a horse as he runs towards his target, the Centrosaurus was that of charging rhino, with it's massive horn outwards as it produced a ball of electricity while charging at the poacher.

"WAIT! NONONONONONONONO-" But it was too late when the Centrosaurus rammed right into the truck, sending both it and Ungaro flying over several buildings. "I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" his shouts died out as a loud CRASH! was heard on the other side of the building.

"That Centrosaurus just used Electric Charge! That's Chomp's move!" Max exclaims as he grabbed his DinoShot before running towards the dinosaur. "Hey, Centrosaurus!" he calls out, earning the dinosaur's attention. "I got a bagged lunch and I'm here to kick ass and I'm aaaaaaall out of lunch so I lied about the lunch." Max says, revealing an empty bag of lunch his mom packed him, to which he already ate.

"Oh boy." Zoe grumbles as she face palms.

"Instead, I got this for dessert! GO! DINO SLASH! SHOCK 'EM, TRICERATOPS!"

Chomp landed on the ground and roared at his opponent, whom roared back, not at all intimidated by the larger ceratopsid. "Come on, Chomp! Show that chump who's the best at Electric Charge!" Max exclaims as he activates the move card.

Lightning struck down as Chomp charged up before literally charging towards his opponent. In response, the Centrosaurus did the same as the two began to charge at each other. They met in the middle, both striking each other as they were both sent flying away, with the Centrosaurus crashing into the Red Square building while Chomp flew passed the group.

"Chomp!" Max calls out for his partner.

"I tell ya, you're a *burp* you're a ffff- you're a fffffffffffucking cute guy. I wanna kiss you." says a man to a child inside of a cafe.

"Dad, please stop drinking." his child tells him.

At that moment, Chomp crashed into the café, missing the father and son as the Triceratops just laid there in rubble. "You make a fair point, son." the father says to the son before downing another bottle only to pass out immediately, banging his head on the table as he falls to the ground.

"This is why mom left you." the child says to his father with a glare.

"Ooooh. Yikes. I hate to be the owner of that small business." Zander says as he stares at the destruction.

"Mmmm-mmmm mmmm-mm mm-mmm mm-mmmm mmm-mm mmm!" Ed's muffled voice was heard underneath his parka.

"Ed's right, Zander. Summon Tank and help out Chomp!" Ursula dogs Zander as she throws him an Alpha Scanner.

"Uh okay?" Zander questions, not really understanding why.

"ALPHA SLASH! SHAKE 'EM UP, SAICHANIA! GO!"

Tank landed on the ground, shaking the earth as she roared at her opponent, to which the Centrosaurus did the same thing. Meanwhile, Carter had made his way to the crash site of where the truck was flung, seeing it stuck inside of a small café. "Yikers." Carter mumbles before he hears familiar groaning. Turning a little to the left of the cafe, he saw Ungaro lying in a pile of snow with a dizzy look on his face.

"Ungaro! Ungaro!" Carter cries out for his pal as he approaches him. "Are you alright?"

"What does it look like?" Ungaro groans.

"That dinosaur sure is a piece of work. What should we do?" Carter asks, looking behind him for a brief moment.

"Well, that horn will probably set me up at least $500K. Go to Poacher Tactic #28." Ungaro says weakly.

Carter just gave him a confused look. "But…" He turns back for a brief second before returning his attention to his friend. "I'm- I'm pretty sure we don't have a baby dinosaur with us-"

"THEN USE A BABY RHINOCEROS!"

"Alrighty then!" Carter obliges as he nods his head rapidly before running away.

Ungaro continued to lie in the snow before he noticed something. "Why is this snow yell- EEEEUGH!"

Tank and Chomp were shown being flung as Chomp landed directly onto Tank, her spikes stabbing into Chomp's skin as he roared out in pain. "Oh, he's angry at us!" Zander exclaims.

"Someone needs to go to anger management classes." Zoe mumbles as she watches the battle from the sidelines.

The Centrosaurus glowed yellow once more as lightning struck down before kicking up dirt behind it before charging towards the only vulnerable herbivore: Tank, whom was stuck on her back. Seeing her opponent charging towards her, Tank began to wave her feet around in an attempt to defend herself, but to no avail. Right before the Centrosaurus could connect it's attack onto Tank, Chomp jumped in front of her right at the last second, taking the attack in order to defend Tank. The Centrosaurus charged up an electric ball and struck Chomp with it, sending him flying into the air where he crashed into the minivan the group arrived in. Chomp gave out a painful roar before returning to his card.

"Oh no! Chomp!" Max cries out as he goes after his card.

"Chomp saved Tank. That's a first." Zander comments.

"Well don't let that save go to waste! Ed summon Terry and I'll bring out Spiny!" Ursula commanded as she grabbed her Alpha Scanner.

"Mooookaaaaaay!" Ed muffled as he saluted, grabbing his Alpha Scanner.

"ALPHA SLASH!/MMM-MMH MHLASH!"

"GUSH OUT, SPINOSAURUS!"

"MMY-MM-MMOMMUS MEX, MLAZE!"

Terry and Spiny roared as they immediately charged toward the Centrosaurus; meanwhile Tank continued to struggle in getting up before Zander sighed in defeat. "Well, Tank's done." Zander says as he recalls her. "We really gotta start training her in how to pick herself back up."

Back with the fight, Terry charged first and snapped his jaws on the Centrosaurus massive horn as the ceratopsid struggled to get out of his grip. At the same time, Spiny came in from the side and pelted it, knocking it down before laying his foot on top of it. It seemed like the battle was already over due to these two carnivores, if it wasn't for the Centrosaurus knocking Terry back with it's foot, successfully freeing it. Upon being freed, the Centrosaurus jabbed it's massive, sharp horn into Spiny's thigh, resulting in him roaring in pain and letting go of the dinosaur.

The Centrosaurus quickly got up and lifted the spiny theropod with its head before tossing him towards the red dinosaur. Terry was in the middle of getting up when Spiny suddenly landed right on top of him, snow flying everywhere as it covered both teams, whom are all now snowmen, or snow-women cuz I don't want to offend the 10 year old twitter users.

"Please be lemonade." Max mumbles, noting how he was covered in yellow snow.

Terry, having gotten up, snapped his jaws at the Centrosaurus only for the ceratopsid to dodge out the way at the last second. The Centrosaurus was suddenly knocked off it's feet when Spiny grabbed it's tail and tripped it. As Spiny roared at his opponent, the Centrosaurus kicked him in the face with it's hind leg, promptly getting back up. It then swung it's tail against Terry's face, knocking him back a few feet as he fell on the ground. Seeing how it was now free from the carnivores, the Centrosaurus began to flee as to gain distance from the two carnivores.

"Don't just stand there! Get him you two!" Ursula commanded the two theropods. Shaking their heads, Terry and Spiny both roared as they began to chase the Centrosaurus. "Ed, have Terry use Magma Blaster or whatever move card there is."

"No! Don't do that! You'll hurt a lot of innocent people!" Zoe warned the greenette.

"Then what other choice is there? Just keep chasing the thing until it tires out or into a more open area?" Ursula then caught on to what she said. "Oh! That's not a bad idea actually. Glad I thought of it! Only problem is transportation and Chomp just destroyed it."

"Atta boy, Chomp!" Max could be heard in the distance.

"Never fear for Dr. Owen is heeeeere… in his stylish convertible." Dr. Owen says as she rolls up next to the two teams, having gotten his car sometime during the battle.

"You sure that thing can hold all of us and Ed?" Ursula asks out of caution.

A muffled, depressed sigh was heard as Ed hung his head down in sadness. "Of course it can! The kids can sit in the back along with Patrick! And you get to have the honor of sitting in the passenger seat." Dr. Owen says as he pats the seat next to him.

"Uh, Dr. Owen." Patrick says.

"What is it, Patrick?" Dr. Owen replies, not taking his eyes or grin off of Ursula.

"You're, uh… You're petting my… my crotch… sir." Patrick flusterly says.

Dr. Owen suddenly turned to the passenger seat to see that he was indeed patting Patrick's crotch instead of the seat. The two looked at each other before looking away, both with blushes on their faces. This was, in fact, their first accidental platonic homosexual act you have with the homies after all… right?

"Patrick can take the back seat and my darling Ursula can take the front seat." Dr. Owen says with a flashy grin.

The yellow convertible called style was shown driving off without Dr. Owen and Patrick, leaving the two men on the side of the road. "Well that was just rude." Dr. Owen says in a humph.

"I can't believe you just let Ursula car jack you willingly. She didn't even have a gun. She just threw you out." Patrick says to his boss.

"Love does many strange things to a person, Patrick. You'll know what that feels like one day." Dr. Owen says with a grin as he lowered his hat a bit.

"I'm married, sir. 10 years now." Patrick replies.

"Oh, no kidding! Who's the lucky gal?"

Back with the convertible, Zander was shown driving the car while Ursula took up the passenger seat, Ed fitting in with the kids in the middle. "He did offer me the front passenger seat." Ursula smugly says, trying to justify taking shotgun.

Zoe's leg suddenly struck something hard and metallic beside her. "Hey, Ed. Is your leg frozen? It's hard as a rock." she says to him. Ed suddenly began to nervously perspire heavily in his parka before looking the other way. "Are you sweating? In Moscow in winter?"

"They say fat people sweat easily." Ursula mumbles. She suddenly looked up at the rearview mirror, showing Ed flipping her off with a glare. "That is special. I love you too." Ursula sarcastically replies, going back to filing her nails.

The same blonde Russian with black rimmed glasses could be seen outside a warehouse smoking a cigarette in silence. At that moment, the warehouse doors opened revealing the second man in the leather jacket with the aluminum bat in his hands, albeit drenched in blood and brain matter and little shrapnel of skull. He leaned the baseball bat against the warehouse as the blonde offered him a cigarette, to which he gladly accepted. The second man leaned in as the blonde lit his cigarette with a lighter, the second man immediately inhaling the smoke.

Their cigarette break was suddenly interrupted when the two of them heard the sounds of helicopters coming from the distance. Looking ahead, they saw several military helicopters flying towards them, with three of them carrying large cages below them. Branded on the side of each chopper was the head of a bald eagle painted completely black with lightning bolts coming out from the sides with the name written below it: BLACK EAGLE SECURITY, all while a thick black circle surrounded it. The helicopters flew over the two men as they just watched them fly passed them. The two turned to each other and shrugged, thinking nothing of it before they went back to smoking.

The Alpha Craft was shown still crashed at the crash site, smoke coming out from it as it laid in the fallen trees. A little ways from it, Ungaro could be seen driving towards Carter, whom had just finished placing some snow on a net, with a large speaker on the back. The poacher got out as Carter had just put the finishing touches on the new trap they would use for the Centrosaurus.

"How did you manage to find a conveniently large speaker in a short amount of time?" Carter asks his boss.

"How were you able to dig a 30 feet ditch in a span of five minutes?" Ungaro asks in hostility.

"Fair enough." Carter shrugs off.

*ROOOOOAAAAAAR!*

The two flinched upon hearing Terry's roar. "That's our cue!" Ungaro says as he and Carter bolt off to hide.

Back with the dinosaurs, the Centrosaurus was shown speeding around a corner with Terry following suit. Spiny unfortunately slipped and slid down the street until he crashed onto the ground, his friend leaving him behind. "Come on, Spiny! Get up!" Ursula shouts at the inaccurate dinosaur.

Spiny began to pick himself up but due to the icy road, it proved to be in vain as he fell back down on the ground. He once again tried picking himself up only to repeatedly fall back down on the ground. The two teams just watched in awkward silence at the embarrassing attempts from the Spinosaurus, the ground repeatedly shaking upon Spiny falling.

"This is just sad." Max says, watching the Spinosaurus fall down a fifth time.

"Why don't you guys go? I'll take care of this." Zander offers as he hops out the driver seat.

"Alright, fine. Ed. You drive. Dr. Owen's offer is still in effect." Ursula says to the chubby man behind him as she filed her nails.

"Mmmm-mmm mmmm-mm mm-mmmmm mmmm-mmm mmm-mm-mmmm mmm!" Ed's muffled voice was heard through his parka.

"I don't care if your legs don't reach the pedals, Ed. Do you really want Zoe, the only other capable driver here, to drive on an icy road… again?!" Ursula emphasized loudly at the last part.

Zoe simply shot her a glare while Ed turned to the pinkette, realizing his ally had a point. "Mokay." he muffled as he climbed into the front seat.

"Agh! Ed! Haven't you learned of getting out of the car?!" Ursula shouts as Ed's ass got smushed up in her face for a brief second.

"I'll try to get to you guys as soon as I can, alright?" Zander calls out as the car drives off. In front of him, Spiny could be seen falling once more, this time a defeated and annoyed expression on his face. "Do you need help?" Zander awkwardly asks his dino.

Spiny growled in response.

"You're right. How can I help you with these scrawny arms?" Zander asks as he begins to check himself out. "Do you think Reese likes muscular men?"

Spiny just rolled his eyes in response.

Misha walked out of the dig site's trailer, having been the only worker to not run away, holding a triangular sandwich in his hands. He began to walk out the trailer while taking a bite out of his sandwich, passing his minigun Sasha along the way. He took another bite from his sandwich until he stopped, his emotionless yet murderous glare still retained on his face. He slowly backed up until he was in front of his minigun. Turning around while taking another bite from his lunch, Misha bent forward and stared deeply at Sasha's barrel. At first glance, it was clean, the sun's rays even glaring off of the barrel, yet Misha continued to stare at said barrel, squinting his eyes to get a better look. Sure enough, on the barrel of his minigun, was possibly THE SMALLEST smudge in history to man. Smaller than an ant.

Misha suddenly dropped his sandwich as his murderous glared transformed into a shocked expression. "Oh my God. Who touched Sasha?" he muttered to himself as he picked up his minigun. Shortly afterwards, he started to cradle the minigun like it was a baby before letting it go and holding it right in front of him, a determined expression now painted on his face. "Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!" he shouts, his determined expression turning back to an enraged look.

Back with the dinosaurs, the Centrosaurus suddenly stopped it's chase once it realized that it lost the other theropod. Now having a fighting chance, the herbivore turned around and roared at Terry, whom roared back and tried to stop… the keyword being "tried". Like Spiny, Terry lost his footing, and pretty much all friction in general, and slid down the street until he crashed right into the Centrosaurus, tripping him as Terry continued to slide. The Tyrannosaurus continued to slide until he hit his head on a building, causing him to wince in pain while he tried to grab his head with his claws… only to realize he had short arms. Terry roared into the air, pretty much cursing God for giving him those useless, tiny arms.

Oh look, the fucking style-mobile is here.

Ed slammed on the brakes and managed to go off curb a bit, tapping a lamppost in the process. "Well, at least it's better than Zoe's driving." Max mumbled, earning a glare from the pinkette.

"Terry, what're you doing?! Get up!" Ursula shouts at her dinosaur. Terry simply roared angrily in response. "Oh, don't you take that tone with me, mister! I'll get the newspaper! I swear!"

The Centrosaurus finally picked itself up, shaking any snow off of itself. "Uh, Terry. Maybe you should listen to the old lady! The Centrosaurus is getting up again!" Zoe called out to the Tyrannosaurus.

"Would you stop calling me old! I'm getting sick of this, you know!" Ursula shouts at the pinkette, whom merely sticks her tongue out mockingly.

"Would you say this joke is getting… old?" Max chuckles with a smirk. His face was suddenly caved in when Ursula kicked him right in the cheek, literally knocking him out of the car. "Deserved." he mumbled in pain.

The Centrosaurus glowed yellow once more as lightning dropped down onto it to which it immediately absorbed. "It's coming- IT'S COMING AFTER US!" Rex shouts as he points at the dinosaur.

"ED! REVERSE! REVERSE! REVERSE DAMN IT!" Ursula shouts as he literally shakes the fat man in his seat.

Ed quickly put the car in reverse and slammed his foot on the accelerator. However, because this was an icy road and this car wasn't built for snow… I think, all the tires did was just spin in place, effectively getting the team nowhere.

"There's no friction in ice on a curb! We're stuck in place!" Zoe cries out as she looks down at the tires.

Max suddenly stood up, a triumphant grin on his face. "Hahaaa! I bet you're regretting knocking me out now, Ursula? I'm free and you guys aren't! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Max's celebration was stopped when a car suddenly struck him, sending him flying into the air and falling back down again. "Okay, I learned my lesson."

Electricity formed at the tip of it's horn as the Centrosaurus began kicking up snow much like a bull before it charges. However, at that moment, the loud sound of a baby rhinoceros crying was blaring through the air, immediately causing the Centrosaurus to stop it's attack as the electricity dissipated in the air. Upon hearing the baby's cries, it's natural paternal instincts kicked in as it began to frantically search everywhere for the infant.

"What's that horrible screeching?!" Ursula shouts as she covers her ears.

"It's the sound of a baby rhinoceros calling for its mother! That's what!" Rex answers over the loud noise.

"Why would a baby rhino be here in Moscow?" Max asks as he stood up.

It didn't take long for the team to deduce the answer. "Ungaro!/Mm mm mmh!" they say at the same time.

Zoe quickly kicked the door open, resulting in the handle colliding with Max's crotch. "D'OHP!" Max grunts as he grabs his genitals, falling to the ground as the team gets out.

"This car is useless by now. We've got to head by foot!" Ursula exclaims as she and Ed run off.

"Let's go!" Rex yells as he and Zoe follow after them.

"Gimme- Just give me five minutes… or ten." Max grunts from the ground.

Carter and Ungaro hid in the bushes as they waited for their prey to fall into their trap. The loud speaker continued to blare the baby rhinoceros cries as it stood right in front of the covered ditch Carter had dug. At that moment, the Centrosaurus rounded the corner and charged towards the speaker, it's natural instincts to protect the infant dinosaur it thought existed.

"Here we go. Here we go." Ungaro says with a cheeky grin.

The ceratopsid continued to charge towards where it was hearing the baby cries, only to fall right into the poacher's trap. Upon stepping on the snow, the dinosaur fell into the steep ditch with no way of getting out; it began to paw the sides of the ditch as it roared out.

"Ha! Ha! Got him!" Ungaro cheers as he and Carter exchange a high five.

"Ungaro!" shouts a female voice.

The two poachers turned to where the voice originated from, spotting Ursula, Ed, Rex, and Zoe. At that moment, Max joined up with them, still holding his hand over his crotch. "Ah shit. Not these guys again." he mutters to himself.

A roar suddenly interrupted the meeting as Terry rounded the corner, slowly approaching the poachers as they stared up with different expressions. Carter had a terrified one while Ungaro looked like he just won the jackpot, which he might as well considering his line of work. "¡Dios mio!" Carter shouts.

"Oh my God." Ungaro mutters with wide eyes. "A real life Tyrannosaurus buck. Oooooh, I'm gonna enjoy sticking your skeleton in my ranch."

"You're not laying a hand on Terry! You hear me?!" Ursula shouts at the poacher.

"Not really. I hear helicopters… Wait a minute…" Carter says upon realization.

Sure enough, the sounds of helicopters getting closer were heard until eventually the same army of choppers from before flew into the area, three of them holding cages. The battle was interrupted as everyone, including the dinosaurs, all simultaneously looked up in the sky as the sun was blocked by a Sea Knight.

"Who are these guys?" Max asks with a raised brow.

Zoe lowered her goggles and placed them over her eyes where she zoomed in on the side of one of the choppers, noting the name and logo of the forces. "Oh boy. I don't get that." Zoe mumbles as she places her goggles back on her forehead. "It says Black Eagle on the- on the side of that chopper!" she shouts as the engines roared in the sky. The others squinted their eyes to try and get a better look. "I don't get that! W- Why would… the U.S. send in their own troops?!"

"I don't think Black Eagle is military." Rex says. At that moment, the three Sea Knights began to lower their cages towards the ground as the other choppers began to descend. "At least… not official that is."

The choppers then set down as the hatches opened, revealing many armed troops running out, armed to the teeth as they all surrounded the hole that Carter dug. "Wha- What's this? What's going on here?!" Ungaro shouts in utter confusion as he aims his futuristic rifle at one of the troops.

"Ungaro. You don't- You don't wanna do that!" Carter warned they were quickly surrounded.

Once he realized the situation, the poacher immediately lowered his gun as he and his partner backed into each other, their backs to each other as they examined the situation. The Centrosaurus roared in the ditch as the troops aimed their rifles into it, scaring the poor creature even more as it began to struggle inside the hole.

"They're going to shoot it!" Zoe shouts.

Max suddenly ran forward, waving his arms around. "HEEEEEY! STOP! YOU'RE SCARING IT!" he shouts at the troops, only to fall on deaf ears.

The Centrosaurus roared once more in the hole. Another person suddenly stepped out of one of the choppers, revealing them to be none other than Adam McCallum, with a sinister smirk on his face. "You know your orders, men." Adam tells the troops. "Capture and contain. The Fist doesn't want these animals harmed. And make sure to get their DNA as well. It's vital. Start with the Centrosaurus."

"DNA?" Rex mumbles.

One of the soldiers suddenly approached the ditch with what appeared to be a modified dart gun in his hand before shooting the dinosaur with it. A syringe was shot out from the barrel and stuck itself to the hide of the Centrosaurus where it immediately began drawing blood.

"What're they doing?!" Zoe yells.

"They're drawing blood." Rex answers.

"Why are they drawing blood?!" Ursula shouts. The same soldier suddenly aimed the dart rifle at Terry, firing the weapon as a syringe was shot at the bottom of his chin. Terry roared in rage upon being shot as instantly charged towards the soldiers. "TERRY! NO! STOP! THEY HAVE GUNS!"

Despite being well trained, the soldiers all backed up once they saw the most powerful predator charging towards them. That is until Ungaro suddenly shot his futuristic rifle at Terry, sending a pink laser that instantly turned him into a card upon impact. The card floated down as Max quickly grabbed it before it was snatched by any of the soldiers, although their main concern was the syringe that fell when Terry was carded. Upon the sudden weapon fire, all the soldiers aimed their rifles at Ungaro.

"Really?! I just saved your asses and this is how you repay me?!" he shouts at the soldiers.

"I don't think they care so much about it, boss." Carter says as he raises his arms in the air as an act of surrender.

The same rifleman that shot Terry approached the Centrosaurus, quickly plucking the syringe from the raging ceratopsid before approaching Mr. McCallum, whom was observing the situation. "Aaah, Tyrannosaurus blood." Mr. McCallum says as he takes both the syringes from the soldier. "Thank you. Now we have two DNA profiles… All we need is a third."

The third came in the form of a roar as Spiny suddenly charged into park, having finally gotten up from the icy streets as he knocked down a few trees. "What is that thing?" asks DeLaney.

"Spinosaurus aegyptiacus." Mr. McCallum says in an almost proud tone, smiling at the largest predator that ever walked the earth.

"I thought those things looked different than that. You know, hump sail, paddle tail… shorter legs."

"That's spinosaurus maroccanus." McCallum replies. "Usually lived near marshes, swamps, rivers, mangroves. All that. Aegyptiacus was built for battle and land territory… Maroccanus was keen on an aquatic lifestyle. Aegyptiacus is far superior than the other variant." Spiny was shown roaring as he appeared in the reflection of McCallum's glasses. "And it's perfect."

Zander suddenly joined with Spiny as he leaned his hand on Spiny's leg as support as he caught his breath. "That was *pant* a long. *pant* *pant* I need to start running." the tall man said before noticing the literal army in front of him. "Who're these guys?"

"You want that thing too?" DeLaney asks.

"I originally wanted the Tyrannosaurus but…" McCallum then began nodding while smiling sinisterly at the Spinosaurus. "He'll do. Plus we already got the rex's DNA. We'll capture this thing instead. It's much bigger and when we're done with it… no rex will be able to take it down."

DeLaney then grabbed his radio and turned it on. "Capture and contain is a go. Get the dinosaur in the ditch and the one that just showed up."

~Copy.~

Two of the cages began lowering as one of them was hovering over the Centrosaurus, which continued to struggle in it's trap. "Max! Do something!" Zoe shakes Max in a panic.

"I can't! Chomp is in no condition to fight! Why can't you send in Paris?!" he yells back.

"And have her get captured by these guys?! No thank you! Besides, Paris isn't much of a fighter anyway, she's more of a healer."

"Okay then, send out Ace instead!" Ursula ordered Rex.

"I… I- I don't think Ace'll survive against all these guys. Especially with guns." Rex says.

The cage finally lowered itself inside the ditch before encasing the Centrosaurus, scaring it as it began to shake around inside the cage. "Hey! Wait! Wha- What're they doing?!" Max shouts, pointing to the men.

"Tranquilize this beast now!" shouts one of the soldiers.

Immediately afterwards, another soldier fired an elephant tranquilizer at the Centrosaurus and upon impact, the dinosaur bellowed before quickly falling asleep. Seeing how they were obviously outnumbered, the group of six couldn't really do anything without getting their dinosaurs either killed or critically injured. They felt so helpless, especially the D-Team. McCallum suddenly grabbed the radio from DeLaney, turning it onto a channel.

"Get the Spinosaurus as well. This one'll please The Fist."

~Copy.~

The same gunman aimed his dart rifle at the spiny theropod and fired a single syringe at the side of Spiny's neck, where it immediately began to draw blood. Upon getting attacked, Spiny roared in rage as his primal instincts kicked in, going absolutely ballistic as he started charging toward the soldier.

"Spiny! NO!" Zander cries out as he falls to the ground, having been leaning on Spiny's leg before he charged.

Spiny roared once more as he charged at a helicopter, knocking it into another helicopter as both exploded on impact. The spinosaurus merely walked through the flames, as if he wasn't affected by it, blind rage and adrenaline making pain unnoticeable as the soldiers began to for once panic at the sight of a prehistoric creature charging straight towards them.

"Shoot it! SHOOT THE FUCKING THING!" shouted DeLaney as he began to run away.

A gunman fired a tranquilizer dart onto Spiny's side, but due to his bigger size, it didn't take effect immediately. Instead, it just pissed off Spiny even more as he roared at the gunman before getting shot once more by another tranquilizer dart by a second gunman. Two tranquilizers was enough to slow Spiny down but not to a complete halt as he began to tiredly walk towards McCallum, whom just stood there unfazed by the approaching dinosaur. Before Spiny could attack the man, another tranquilizer was shot at him, this time at his head as he fell to the ground, the tranquilizer finally taking effect.

"SPINY!" Zander cries out.

Spiny fell to the ground as his snout landed directly in front of McCallum, whom simply placed his foot on the tip of Spiny's nose. "Shhhh. Rest easy now. It'll all be over soon." he whispers at the Spinosaurus.

Spiny felt his energy drain as his eyelids felt heavy before he could no longer fight the tranquilizer, finally falling asleep as loud snores came from him. "That's it! I'm sending out Ace!" Rex says as he grabs his DinoShot.

"Uuuh, I don't think that's a good idea." Ursula says as she and her two lackeys raise their arms in the air.

Rex turned around to see that they were surrounded at gunpoint by the Black Eagle soldiers. Seeing how they were completely useless, the Sea Knight lowered the second cage onto the sleeping Spinosaurus. At that moment, both cages that contained the two dinosaurs formed red energy barriers around them, which instantly cut off the signal in both the DinoShots and Alpha Scanners, preventing them from tracking their movements. The two Sea Knights flew up as they lifted the two dinosaurs up into the air, all while the two teams could do nothing but helplessly watch.

"Alright, people! We got what we came for! Let's pack it up!" McCallum says to the soldiers as they begin to leave.

"Hey! Give me back Spiny!" Zander demands.

"And the Centrosaurus!" Zoe adds on.

McCallum turned around and gave the group a tired glare, obviously not intimidated by them in the slightest. "The Fist requires these two creatures and their DNA and my job is to secure them." he explains. "Evidently, the Tyrannosaurus would've also joined us if it weren't for the poacher over there." Ungaro simply growled in response. "It is my job and duty to uphold my status and make sure all missions are a success. For The Fist's sake."

"Who's the Fist?! Is he with the Grand Master?!" Max yells at them.

"I have no idea who you're talking about." McCallum replies in a confused tone. "Either way, these dinosaurs are in The Fist's hands now. I think it's about time that you six take your leave."

With that, McCallum began to walk away, only for Max to stop him. "WAIT!" he calls out. McCallum stopped and turned around, shooting Max a raised eyebrow. "I'll trade you my lunch for the two dinosaurs." Max says, holding up an empty bag his mom packed him.

This, of course, didn't work in the slightest. "Good day to you." McCallum says before joining the many soldiers in one of the Sea Knights. With that, the many choppers and soldiers all left as quickly as they appeared, taking both the Centrosaurus and Spiny along with them, both sleeping soundly in their cages, unaware of the dangers that lied waiting.

"SPINY! NO! SPINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Zander calls out as he starts to chase the copters.

But this was proven to be useless, as by now all the choppers were now flying away with both the dinosaurs before disappearing behind the trees. The sounds of chopper engines slowly dying out, leaving both teams and the two poachers alone in the empty field.

"The Grand Master isn't gonna like this." Ungaro mumbles.

Zander fell to his knees, still shocked that his dinosaur, and his best friend for that matter, was taken away from him. "Spiny." he mumbles in shock.

"What now?" Zoe asks.

At that moment, Misha suddenly showed up behind them, an enraged look on his face as the two groups, sans Zander, turned around to see the angry, hulking man. "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!" he shouts.

Everyone, albeit Zander, pointed their fingers at Ungaro, whom stood there confusingly. "Wait. What?" he asks.

His question never got answered as Misha placed his hand on Ungaro's shoulder. "Now Heavy will vomit down your throat." he says in a dead, serious tone.

"What?" Ungaro asks, his voice cracking a bit.

"Come closer."

With that, Misha began to drag Ungaro back to the digsite, leaving Carter to stand there awkwardly as he saw his boss being dragged away. "Uuuuuh…" he says.

"Ready?" Francis asks, having woken up from his nap as he was playing rock, paper, scissors with Amy.

"One. Two. THREE!"

Amy held out rock while Francis held up paper. "Yes! Papers, please!" he cheers.

"Darn." Amy says.

At that moment, the teleporter activated as both teams showed up, albeit with depressed expressions. "Greetings." Reese greets the two teams.

~welcome fagolas lol~ W.E.S.L.E.Y. says.

Reese simply shoved his floating box screen away with a deadpan look, glass breaking shortly afterwards upon doing so.

"That thing actually works? I thought that was a sort of shower." Francis says, seeing how this was his first time seeing the teleporter work in person.

"So how was the mission?" Reese asks.

The lack of response as well as the downed looks the six had was enough of an answer for Reese. "Why do you guys look so depressed?" Francis asks.

"We lost Spiny." Zander depressingly says as he walks passed Reese.

"I don't know who that is." Francis says in a monotone voice.

Reese watched the tall man walk passed her before exiting the room altogether, a concerned expression on her face. This was the first time she has ever seen Zander this depressed, and even though she still had no idea how she felt about it, seeing him depressed… it hurt her.

"What happened?" she asks sternly, concerned for Zander's mental health.

"Like he said… We lost Spiny." Ed says as he slumps in a chair.

Reese was taken aback by this sudden realization. "Oh." she says. "I'm uh… I'm sorry to hear that… Uh…" She began to awkwardly scratch the back of her head. "I… I know what it's like to lose a pet and uh… Yeah, it's not fun."

"No, we mean we PHYSICALLY lost Spiny. He was kidnapped… Dinonapped?" Ed questions.

Reese's sympathetic expression immediately fell flat into an unamused one. "Oh." she says before realizing what he said. "…Wait. What?"

"Some soldiers just showed up and took Spiny and the Centrosaurus." Rex explains.

"Centrosaurus?" Francis raises an eyebrow.

"Soldiers? What soldiers?" Reese asks.

"They were called Black Eagle. They were Americans." Zoe answers, taking a seat beside Francis and Amy.

"Black Eagle?" Reese questions with a raised brow.

"Not only that but they took some of their blood too! Terry's too!" Ed cries out as he points to the chibi Tyrannosaurus, whom was scratching his neck with his foot like a dog.

"They took their blood?"

"And guess who was with them." Zoe says with venom in her tone. "Adam McCallum."

Reese snapped her head upon hearing her former boss' name. "Mr. McCallum was there?! Why?"

"He said he works with the Fist." Rex answers.

"Who's that?"

"No clue but he didn't know a thing about the Grand Master so I think it's safe to say that those two aren't working together."

"That or Mr. McCallum just doesn't know The Fist goes by the Grand Master." Max adds.

Rex turned to his friend with a raised brow. "I- I don't think they're the same person." he tells him.

"So these 'Black Eagle' soldiers just showed up, took Terry's, Spiny's, and the Centrosaurus' blood before taking both it and Spiny with them?" Reese asks for clarification.

"Not only that but their cages killed our signals. We can't even locate them now!" Ursula yells as she shows her Alpha Scanner, which reads LOST SIGNAL on the screen.

"Black Eagle?" Francis repeats to himself, having heard that name before.

"Well one thing's for sure." Rex says before looking out the window. "The Grand Master isn't the only one looking for dinosaurs…" he grimly says.

Zoe suddenly approached Francis, a sly smile on her face. "Soooo, Francis." she says, giving him a loved expression.

"Yeah?" he asks.

"A little birdie told me that you have a suit in your backpack. Any chance that's the suit for the winter formal."

Max face palmed at her attempt of flirtation. "Oh, the suit is for Goma." Francis plainly replies.

"Wait. What?" Zoe questions in bafflement.

"Wait. What?" Max questions in bafflement, albeit for a different reason.

"Yeah, he needed a suit cuz his other clothes got ripped up by raccoons he was trying to tame as a way of gaining an army to, supposedly, take over this town. Which reminds me, I gotta get this suit back to him." Francis says.

"You want me to drive you home?" Reese offers.

"Better her than Zoe." Rex slyly says with a smug smile while a tick mark appeared on Zoe's head as she glared daggers at the blonde.

"Nah, that's alright." Francis politely deniese. "There's a certain way to, quote, 'summon Goma's otherworldly presence', end quote." Francis says while using air quotes.

"What do you mean?" Amy asks.

Francis said nothing and simply pulled out what appeared to be a pink and purple crystal in his hand before popping one in his mouth, revealing that the crystal wasn't even hard to begin with and was actually chewable. Francis suddenly grabbed an empty glass and spat the unknown substance in the cup. The color changed to midnight black as it was starting to immediately dry up into a sort of powder substance. Francis placed the glass down on the table counter before adding some sugar and spice and a daffodil into it. All of a sudden, he pulled out a matchbook and quickly lit up a match before tossing it into the glass, where purple flames blew out from the glass. The flames grew exponentially at a rapid pace in a matter of a second as Goma suddenly appeared from the flames, the glass shattering upon his arrival as the flames dissipated.

"GOMA ARRIVES THROUGH A UNIVERSAL WORMHOLE!… Oh hello, Francis." Goma waves at the teen.

"Hi-ho, Goma. I've got your suit." Francis replies as he tosses Goma the navy blue suit.

The humanoid alien caught it, a smile instantly appearing on his face as he began to hug the suit like a little kid. "Yes! YES! PERFECT! You have delighted Goma! Now I must attend to OTHER intergalactic nefarious schemes for world domination! FAREWELL! See you at home, Francis." With that said, Goma raised his fist in the air as his gauntlet glowed purple. "ZANX FOF NYUM!" he shouts before disappearing, taking the entire D-Lab's desk along with the super computer and Reese's paperwork.

"Did he have to take my desk?" Reese asks with an unamused expression.

"His clothes didn't look ripped to me." Max says with a glare.

"You know, I'm starting to think he was lying about the ruined clothes and he just made me pay for a $5000 suit just so he could have a nice looking suit." Francis mumbles in a monotone voice.

"THAT SUIT COSTS $5000?! WHERE'D YOU GET THE MONEY?!"

"Do- Don't ask." Francis replies in a tired tone, really not wanting to explain how he got the money.

Course that's a story for another day.

Back at the unknown base where the Grand Master's lair was, which was once again shown at night, Carter was shown reporting into Seth while Ungaro was washing his mouth with mouthwash. Seth just simply gave a blank stare at the hygienic poacher, not even fazed by his odd behavior. "Do I even want to know?" he asks in a deadpan tone.

"Uuuuh…" Carter replies, unsure how to respond.

"Did you get the dinosaur?" the blue haired man asks.

"Well uh… You see-"

"Some soldiers took it." Ungaro says, spitting the mouthwash onto the concrete floor.

"What?" Seth asks, anger slipping out of his tone.

"These guys just showed up in choppers and shot them with tranquilizers and took them." Carter explains.

"Right after they took some of their blood." Ungaro replies.

Seth remained quiet before turning around, placing a hand on his chin as he was now deep in thought. "Well this puts a fork in our… the Grand Master's plan." he mumbles.

"Soooo… What do we do?" Carter asks.

Seth then turned back around to face the two. "Isn't it obvious?" he asks. "We get them back. Those soldiers have no idea who they're messing with."

"They said they work for The Fist. Same guy Él Matacho and Jericho was working for." Ungaro replies.

"So The Fist finally made his move." Seth replies before a smile suddenly forms on his face. "About damn time. Jericho!"

Right on cue, Jericho stepped out from the darkness, but this time his entire appearance has changed since the last time he was seen, which was back in Costa Rica.

To start things off, Jericho was now wearing a black eye patch over his blind eye and now had a full beard, save for a reverse Hitler mustache gap on his upper lip. He sported a half zipped jacket with dark colored padded shoulders, rolled-up sleeves and square buttons with a strap over his torso while also wearing black sleeves with black fingerless gloves. Down below, he wore a pair of baggy black cargo pants with two pockets on each side, fitted with a pair of black tactical boots. Over his shirt was a black vest with a prominent collar. On his vest were four sniper bullets tucked into one of his four vest pockets. Finalizing all this, he wore a slouch hat emblazoned with a dimly glowing cross with four silver bullets secured to the band.

"Yeah, mate?" Jericho asks in his usual Australian accent.

"I'm gonna require your services soon in the future. The Fist has come out of the shadows." Seth sinisterly says as he smiles deviously at the Australian.

"I can't believe they left us on the side of the road." Dr. Owen mumbles as he and Patrick trudged through the snowy streets of Moscow.

"I can. You just lent her the car." Patrick replies.

Speaking of car. "OH NO!" Dr. Owen shouts upon spotting something before running towards it. Sure enough, he spotted his yellow car crashed into a lamp post, it's hood having a huge dent in it. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN' CAR?!"

"Isn't it obvious?" Patrick replies with a sweat drop falling down the side of his head.

(i know maroccanus and aegypticus are the same [maybe] species but because the Spinosaurus is such a confusing and mysterious dinosaur, i just said "fuck it. it's both jurassic park and scientifically accurate" and just used aegyptiacus as Spiny's version and maroccanus as the infernal, cuck tadpole disaster cuz honestly, even if it is scientifically accurate, it looks dumb as hell.

what's next? it had wings now?

anyways shit is about to get real. y'all forgot about the Fist, did ya? well he's gonna be a recurring villain but i'm just gonna say this now: the Grand Master IS the main antagonist of this series. the Fist plays a vital role in both the D-Teams and the Grand Master's stories.

so why did i have them kidnap Spiny… you'll see.

anyway… piss cock pee pee shit fart turd.)