Chapter 2: In which a home is built.
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AN: The first two chapters have been received pretty well, and I am excited to keep writing. I had a lot of trouble formatting this for Fanfiction, and even had to warn people not to read until I fixed it. The solution I have decided on is to put periods in between my paragraphs. However, if this doesn't work for this chapter, there will be much swearing.
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Techno woke up in a Potato field in autumn, uncertain of how he got there. When he looked closer, he realized he was in the ruins of L'manburg, but his house in the arctic was standing on a hill, the only building not in ruins. Far up in the sky above his house, a small L shaped island was floating, and to the east, a set of symmetrical islands floated.
Techno stood there for an unknown amount of time, just watching. Time didn't seem to be flowing, and aside from a small breeze, little more than a breath, the world was still. Then, from the stillness came an insane laugh, a laugh that reminded Techno of Dream, and of in the distance a giant yellow triangle with one eye and a top hat rose, towering above the land.
The triangle began to glow with power, causing Techno to squint. Techno could have sworn he saw shapes out of the corner of his eyes, when the glow from the triangle was covered by a great shadow that looked like a raven's wings. The world began to dim from the wings, blacker than the darkest night.
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Technoblade shot upward from his sleep. He had just had a strange dream, and began looking around himself, not recognizing his surroundings. Techno then remembered saving a boy with a red t-shirt and a blue puffer vest and a girl wearing a sweater in summer from some giant gnome thing, and realized he was at the camp he had set up the night before.
The camp had been set up near the bottom of a small cliff, maybe sixteen feet tall, (5 meters roughly), that had a small stream running over it, creating a waterfall. Great fir trees and pines surrounded the clearing formed by the rockslide evident in the boulders creating a natural fence around the glade. When an actual house was built, a real fence would be needed to keep animals inside.
The clearing itself was like a half oval, with the flat side against the wall around ninety-eight and a half feet, (30 meters), and reaching in to the forest for 164 feet, (50 meters), with some minor gaps due to some tree managing to slip through the ring of boulders.
Recognizing his surroundings, however, cost him the distinct memory of his dream, and could only remember brief flashes of a yellow triangle, and shadows. After fully waking up and making a baked potato for breakfast, Techno thought to himself, 'this is much more peaceful than the smp'
A, 'It is very peaceful, but we need a house'
Techno jumped at the sudden voice in his mind, different than the Voices, but familiar. Then, more of the events of the previous day came back and he realized he was talking to himself.
T, 'Good morning, myself, how am I doing this morning?'
A, 'You're fine. Wait, I'm fine. This is confusing.'
T, 'Heh, guess I'm a narcissist. Like what you see?'
The mortal aspect of Technoblade refused to dignify that question with a response, and thought back to the previous day's events. It was a bit of an adventure, going from dying of cancer to being part of an actual god, but it was much better than dying.
A, 'So, you have an idea of what kind of house you want to build?'
Techno did have an idea, a decently sized cabin with built in stables much like his house in the arctic, and several potato fields around the house, leading up to it. Alex approved, and so Technoblade set to work gathering resources. He dug a quarry into the cliff behind him for stone, and managed to find coal and iron. While the Iron was smelting, he set of to fell nearby trees for lumber.
After gathering the materials and eating lunch, Technoblade started construction on his house. His grand plan would have a basement for storage and other uses, a main room for reading and cooking, and an attic with a bed in it. It would be built next to the cliff, and have a bridge over the creek. It took another six hours of hard work, but the shell of Technoblde's house was completed. It still needed furnishings and a bed, but Technoblade was content with one day's progress.
On another note, Technoblade had heard some strange noises over the cliff, and after climbing to investigate, it turned out to be a party on the lake he had seen when falling, which he could use for fishing later. However, Technoblade didn't have time to waste, so he returned to building.
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The next day, Technoblade woke up well rested and ready to find a sheep to shear for his bed
T, 'Alright, let's get this sheep'
A, 'One slight problem, if this world is like mine, farmers won't like you shearing their sheep, and there won't be any wild sheep.
T, 'Bah, I'm way to sneaky to ever be caught.'
Thus, a plan was put into motion. After sneaking into towards the town, Technoblade spied a farm with cows and sheep. Technoblade managed to shear the sheep stealthily, but heard the farmer coming and ran for it.
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"Clara, did you shear my sheep?"
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After making it home, Technoblade made his bed, and used some extra wool to make a couch. He also started planting potatoes, and made an infinite water source of off the stream for future use. As Technoblade was planting potatoes on the other bank from his house, Techno became disquieted.
A, 'Techno, what is it?'
T, 'Apart from the one who explained what happened, the Voices still haven't shown up, it's never been this quiet before.'
A, 'I'm sure it'll be fine'
Immediately after Alex said that, a loud crack was heard, as if a hundred thousand sticks were all broken at once, and to accompany this sound, crystalline fractures appeared around Technoblade. Technoblade immediately equipped his iron armor and drew the Orphan Obliterator, prepared for anything. What he did not expect, though, was familiar voices to speak.
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Yesyes1209: Howdy, The rest of the voices finally managed to find were we were.
T, 'Heh? Didn't you send us here?'
Yesyes1209: Well yes, but actually no. We were trying to send you to a world called Hypixel, were you are very famous and would probably be worshiped as a god. ChadwickChadeusChaddington even managed to convince a majority to send you to a world where you would get a harem. Unfortunately, You were stopped by some barrier, and I was the only one who noticed.
Yallneedhelp: Bro, don't make it sound like you did all the work.
Technofan12321: Yeah, don't take all the credit.
Hmyes: for the record, I noticed, I just couldn't convince anyone to turn around.
Scarletth2007: Yeah right dude.
Yesyes1209: Getting back on track, we don't know how to get you out of this world, but we are now here to help. Well, except the ones that spam E.
Average_techno_fan: Wait, he's only got unenchanted iron, L
ChadwickChadeusChaddington: Good sirs, I have arrived. Might I inquire as to when we shall get blood? I require blood for my tea.
T, 'Ayyy, chats back, let's goo.'
A, 'They're quieter than I had imagined, and I thought there would be more.'
Yesyes1209: we purged large amounts of assholes after you died.
Pathoftheswole: we kicked the guys who were insulting you with a mean edge instead of the usual lightheartedness.
T, 'well done mods. Now, I need a bell.'
A, 'Techno, we can't steal a bell, and we don't even know where a bell is.'
T, 'sure we can, and I saw a bell at that farm.'
A, 'Fine.'
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With the return of the voices, Technoblade resumed planting his potato fields until nightfall, when he sneaked into the farm he had robbed the sheep from and stole the bell. He also decided to borrow some un-sheared sheep for future use, and free the pigs from their captivity.
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The farmer, Sprott, woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of his sheep and pigs crying out. He called the police, and then ran outside to see nothing but his cow.
"Clara, where are my sheep and pigs? Did you eat my bell?"
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After liberating the sheep and pigs from the farmer, Technoblade brought them back to his home and set them up in pens, before going to bed. The next few days settled into a comfortable routine of farming and mining.
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Completed 12/29/2022, Words: 1447. Written using a pirated version of Microsoft word 2007.
Fun fact, in my plan document the only plan I had was Techno doesn't do much, hears noises but goes back to farming potatoes. In case you couldn't tell, this takes place during legend of the goblewonker and ends before headhunters.