A/N: Alright we're back. Thank you to everyone who reviewed.
With respect to the reviewers:
Gucci Mane LaFlare: Chris said they were made from sawdust. As we know from canon Scott likes to eat that.
: I figured it'd be more fun to have a couple new relationships in this season. Since a lack of new ones made og Action less interesting.
Crosshot: Thank you.
The recap begins with a distance shot of the film lot. "Last time on Total Drama Action." A clapboard transitions us to the contestants standing outside the film lot as Chris pulls up in the cart he'd given the tour in. Chris is shown driving the cart in close up, then the giant gilded Chris is shown. This is followed by Chris showing the warehouse sections of the film lot, then the reel with a chest of gold on it is shown. "Sixteen teenagers, one engaging host, one dilapidated film lot, and a whole lotta coin. Ka-ching!"
The contestants are shown running across the beach set, then the animatronic monster's tail is shown knocking down a building, followed by Chef being shown controlling it. "Oh and did I mention? A remote controlled monster. I love this show!" Scott, Amber, Topher, and Alejandro are shown running away from the monster, Then Gwen is shown pushing Duncan out of the monster's way, followed by Duncan getting the monster to short circuit. "Some fared better than others, but after Gwen sacrificed herself for him, Duncan emerged victorious."
The banquet of fake food props is shown, followed by Crimson finding the key in a pie. The animatronic monster is shown stepping on one of the trails and crushing it flat. The unflattened one is shown, then as the girls cheered the monster is shown smashing it too. Then the girls are shown getting into their bunks. "But it wasn't long until Crimson found the key in a banquet of fake food giving the girls the reward: First pick of the cast trailers! Like any normal person Crimson chose the unsmashed trailer, but the girls hopes were crushed along with their new digs."
Chris is shown standing on the film lot as he closes out the recap. "Who will be one step closer to one million bucks? Find out on another thrilling episode of Total! Drama! Action!"
(intro)
{A standing light pops up on a set with skyscrapers in the background. A hanging light swoops in front of a set with houses in the background, then a camera pops out of a sewer with a rat on it, and another camera pops out of a hole in a tree scaring the raccoon inside. A masculine hand raises up a clapboard and sets it off.}
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
{The camera's point of view shows a film lot with the two trailers, city background, water tower, and fake hill. Chris drives by in a golf cart, and the camera flies through to the warehouses as crew members push a couple backdrops through, follows by the costume rack. )
You guys are on my mind!
{The camera goes up the fake hill and down into a small pool where Jo is swimming, a shark is behind her. Jo notices it and turns around to punch it in the nose.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(The camera moves out of the water to show Scott on a surfboard held up by machinery. He desperately tries to dodge several seagulls being shot at him. One finally hits him and he falls over.)
I wanna be...famous!
(The camera moves left to show Duncan as the one shooting the gulls from a gull cannon with Gwen right beside, laughing along with him. Duncan turns and Gwen looks at her feet, rubbing her left arm nervously. The camera moves on to show the sastchwawanakwa in a pink dress, matching boa, and straw hat. The door slides open and the camera goes through)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(A beach set is shown with Alejandro and Amber lounging on a beach chair together, a shark sits in a beach chair to either side of them wearing sunglasses.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Topher is shown in the make-up confessional having it applied. A hand sprays something in his eye accidentally)
Everythin' to prove, nothin' in my way;
(Trent and Amy are standing on rock pillars with padded poles. Amy hits Trent several times before he hits her back sending some of her hair down.)
I'll get there one day.
(The hair lands in a pot of sludge Chef is cooking. He shrugs and turns to Sammy who looks nervous but determinedly back at him.)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(Harold and Ellody are shown standing in front of a set of screens in the security room. Harold presses a random button and causes an explosion. )
(Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(We focus in on one screen where a grizzly bear is growling towards Ella. The princess wannabe smiles at him sweetly, the bear smiles back and the two dance. )
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (N a-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(They dance their way past the lame-o-sine and the back window lowers to show Noah and Crimson inside. The camera continues through the window as camera flashes go off. Chris is shown standing at a podium in a powder blue tux. He opens an envelope.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The scene moves out to show Chef is in a sparkly hot pink dress and matching Chef's hat, along with sliver earrings and necklace. Chris looks a little weirded out. The camera moves back through a large screen then pans down to Geoff and Kitty sitting on a couch about to make out.)
*The sound of the theme being whistled goes through the air *
(They notice the camera and decide not to kiss, the scene moves back to show a small studio with two couches to either side of the one the couple is sitting at. The rest of the cast in sitting on them as the large screen above flashes to the Total Drama action logo. )
(end of intro)
The episode proper begins with a focus on the crafts and service tent before shifting inside where Chef gives Amy a scoop of eggs, followed by Harold. Elodie is shown in line next, followed by Crimson and Noah. The focus is placed on Amber, Topher, and Alejandro. "I am famished. I forgot how much of a toll these challenges are on my body." The Spaniard said as he accepted his eggs from Chef.
"I know right, it takes work to look this good." Topher said. Chef put some eggs on his plate. "This looks great Chef. Can I have a little more?" The cook growled at him. Topher shrugged.
"I don't know about great but the food looks surprisingly edible this time around." Amber noted as she stepped up to get her eggs. "No offense."
"None taken." Chef told her before dropping the eggs he was going to give her on the floor.
"Nice one Chef!" Topher called.
Amber glared at him. "Don't encourage him."
"You can have some of the eggs on my plate chica." Alejandro offered. Amber turned bright red at the thought of eating off Alejandro's plate. The Spaniard chuckled.
"Don't you need all your energy for the challenge? Besides, why should you help her? In this game we're all enemies." Topher pointed out.
"True, but one person is an island. You push everyone away and you'll have no one to save you from getting voted off. It's all about balancing self interest with teamwork." Amber told him.
"She is right amigo." Alejandro told Topher. The three of them continued forward with Topher glaring at Amber's head.
Kitty, Geoff, Duncan, and Gwen were all shown with a stack of pancakes on each of their plates. "Chef's food isn't so bad sometimes." Kitty smiled.
"Well it's better than what they give the interns. I'll give it that much." Gwen admitted.
"What kind of food did they give you?" Geoff asked.
"Mostly this thick greasy gruel. The texture was so bad." Gwen shuddered.
"Sounds like the food they give you in juvie." Duncan smirked.
"Anyway Geoff and I are gonna go eat." Kitty said, grabbing her boyfriend's hand and dragging him with her. Geoff just went along with it.
(confessional)
Gwen: Weird. I would have expected them to eat with Duncan.
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Kitty: My love radar is going crazy around those two. We should give them some alone time.
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Everyone is sitting at the tables eating with Chris arrives wearing a red barrett and matching ascot as well as a pair of sunglasses. He has a green backpack in his hand. "Welcome to day two of," He held up a clapboard and set it off. "Total! Drama! Action!"
"Are you gonna do that every time?" Duncan asked.
"Yes. Yes I will." Chris smirked.
"Alright then." Duncan shrugged.
"Today's movie genre: Aliens." Chris said, Duncan is shown looking excited. Crimson looks excited in her own way, and Noah is raising an eyebrow. "Our unpaid interns have been hard at work figuring out what makes an alien movie successful. Chef?"
The cook is shown behind the counter stirring a pot full of sickly green goop. "You got three basic groups. Aliens want to take over the world and start making baby aliens. People start fight back, then the military is called." Chef takes the spoon out of the pot a glob of goops sticks to it until he shakes it sending it right into an unamused Noah's face.
"You Chris, where's my paycheck at?" Chef asked, looking angry.
Chris looked shocked, but he quickly recovered. "It's in the mail." He said unconvincingly. Chef glared.
Chris held up a map and unfolded it, revealing a plain blue paper with two green circles labeled one and two, a dotted black line between them leading to a giant red X. "Today's challenge: Find an Alien egg and return to home base before Mama Alien finds you." He throws the paper over his shoulder. "The two fastest get to pick the teams this season."
At the table Duncan smirked. "Sorry losers but no one knows alien movies the way I do. The more obscure the better."
Gwen pointed her fingers like guns and said. "I'm gonna blend up those no-good aliens and have'em for breakfast!"
"Dude Alien chunks is my favorite alien movie of all time." Duncan said.
"Me two! I've seen it twenty-seven times." Gwen said.
Duncan looked proud. "Fifty-three."
"Seventy-one." Crimson deadpanned. Duncan and Gwen looked at her with a smirk.
"You two will be tough to beat." Gwen. said. "But I have my lucky charm."
(confessional)
Gwen: I love the scene in Alien Chunks where they turn the aliens into fruity blended drinks. (She pulls out a necklace with a blender on the end.) I even have the necklace.
Static
"Obscure movie knowledge is fine, but considering Chris this will be pretty mainstream." Noah said. "Crimson and I have this."
"Wanna put your money where your mouth is?" Duncan asked.
"I'm listening." Noah replied.
"Gwen and I versus Crimson and you. The two who make it the farthest get ten bucks." Duncan smirked.
"Fine." Noah smirked back.
"So what? Do you have some laser shooting monster playing Mama alien?" Trent asked.
"Not quite." Chris said. Chef arrived behind the counter in a green alien costume with a head similar to Xenomorph. "You call that slime? Make up more slime over here!" Thick green slime is poured on Chef's head.
The cook looks furious. "I hate my life."
Chris pulls out a GPS. "Here are your GPS devices, complete with maps of the film lot." He tossed one to Duncan, then Noah, then Trent. "Find the alien eggs, but be careful. Cuz today you're all on Chef's menu!"
The cook cackled.
/
The scene shows that the contestants are on a very space station like set. With ramps leading up and down, wires, a gangplank, and a couple hallways. The GPS is shown with two strong bronze hands on either side of the screen. Alejandro is shown looking around. Then Amber is shown doing the same, followed by Topher, then Harold and Ellody.
"Fear not mi amigos. I shall lead us to victory," Alejandro told the group.
"Although we are not friends, I have no doubt you are right. Your leadership skills are outstanding. Of course the moment we see eggs you will no doubt betray us." Ellody told him.
"You two are just jealous he merged and you didn't." Topher smirked back at them.
Amber paused at a door looking at it. "Chills. I wonder if this is where Chef is hiding? Feels like something with no soul is behind here." The focus pulled back from the screens showing Chris in a room full of cameras.
"Thanks." He chuckled. Then he pressed a button on the control panel in front of him. "Now take this!"
Out in the hall a gust of air sprayed out of the ceiling. Amber backed into Alejandro's arms. The two smiled at each other. Topher rolled his eyes.
(confessional)
Topher: Amber thinks she's so great just because she's dating way out of her league. Ugh. I hate seeing them flirt with each other. (His eyes widened) Because it makes Alejandro seem less villainous!"
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Amber: I'm actually kinda happy Chris announced a season two. Getting to work with Alejandro is so much better than working against him. I'm glad I get to experience it. Of course Topher's been following us around… little awkward.
Static
The GPS screen is shown again, then Alejandro is shown walking him are Amber, Topher, Harold, Ellody, Trent, Sammy, Ella, Amy, and finally Scott. Who is holding another GPS. He's glaring at it. "Why are we the only dots?!"
"It'd be just like Chris to give us fake GPS'." Amy scoffed.
Trent turned around. "When did you two join us? One of you is a saboteur and the other's Amy."
"There's only way to go loser." Amy rolled her eyes.
(Confessional)
Amy: Trent is such a jerk. I can't believe I ever liked him. I want to fight, but I'm trying to cut back on my insults for Ella.
Static
Gwen and Duncan are shown when loud banging noises came from further up the hallway. The focus shifted over the first few contestants. Revealing Gwen, Duncan Noah, and Crimson were all ahead of Alejandro, Amber, and Topher. Gwen shushed the group behind her. Noah is shown looking bored as the sounds continued. "Who's making those sounds?" The cynic wondered. the focus shifted to Sammy quickly.
"It wasn't me I swear!" The nice twin protested.
Amber smiled at her gently. "Relax, no one would believe Amy if she tried to pin it on you anyway."
"Maybe it's Chris?" Topher said excitedly.
Chris is shown in the room with the screens again. "Not this time Topher."
Out in the hallway Duncan smirked. "It must be Chef! You wanna run, or do you want to kick some Alien butt!"
"Let's kick some alien butt!"Gwen cheered.
"Don't let me stop you." Noah shrugged.
"So who wants to go first?" Harold asked.
"How about Amber?" Topher challenged.
"Why not you? You're the fan of the show, you'd probably know Chef best." Amber told him looking nervous.
"Well someone has to go." Trent frowned.
Sammy gained a determined look as she started to walk past those ahead of her. "I haven't started to work on my confidence just to give up over a cook in a cheap alien costume!" As she passed Amber the bookworm grinned at her.
"That's right!" Amber encouraged.
"Watch out Chef! Here comes Sammy!" The sweet twin turned the corner and smiled. The focus pulled back to show Kitty and Geoff were pounding on the walls of the set. "It's just KItty and Geoff." She called back.
Duncan, Gwen, Crimson, and Noah all gather behind Sammy. "So what's with the noises?"
"Oh we decided to scout ahead and see if we could find a secret passageway!" Kitty explained.
"There aren't any hollow walls here." Geoff sighed.
"It'd probably have led you to certain doom even if you found one." Duncan pointed out.
(confessional)
Gwen: I wasn't worried about Chef. alien costume or not. I know alien movies, this challenge is mine.
Static
The GPS is shown in close up again, this time with Gwen's hand holding it. The dot on screen turned green and began beeping. All the contestants are shown. "Good thing we're all lined up in a row huh?" Gwen sighed.
"Nice strategy alien hunter." Noah snarked.
"I'll remember that when you're one of the first picked off." Gwen smirked back.
Both Noah and Gwen's GPS started to go off. "Danger, Danger, Danger." The focus shifted back to Scott and Amy. For a moment everyone stood in silence. Then some began to panic.
"We've gotta get out of here?!" Scott said.
"Where do we go?" Ella asked.
"Just pick a direction!" Amy ordered. So Amy, Scott, and Ella all went down the nearest ramp.
The focus is on Gwen as she looks at her GPS. "The map says the boiler room is this way."
"Alien eggs are always in the boiler room." Duncan smirked.
"You mind if we tag along? You seem to know what you're doing." Trent asked.
"Sure we could use the bait." Duncan smirked. The four of them moved on ahead. Noah nods at Crimson and the two head off. We follow them up a ramp to the gangway.
"What's the plan?" Crimson asked.
"Eggs are in boiler room. Which heats the "Spaceship" and if I know my movie cliches…" Noah looked up the wall. A fair bit higher than they were was a vent cover. The cynic turned to Crimson and smirked. "Boost me up." Crimson picked him up and he got the cover off. He climbed in, the reached down to pull her up too.
We hear Crimson's deadpan voice drone. "Boiler room here we come."
(confessional)
Crimson: I never would have considered the vents. (Her lip quirks upwards as though she's struggling not to smirk.) And Noah went first, so I have quite a view.
Static
/
A gust of air exits a pipe as the focus shifts down to show Chef, now arms with a paintball gun, running down a hall. Despite his earlier anger he's smirking, clearly eager to hunt some teens down. He drops down and runs forward, before turning to run the other way.
/
Somewhere on the ship Alejandro, Amber, Topher, Harold and Ellody walking along. Ellody looks a bit nervous. "This corridor is so linear. If Chef drops in on us it will be difficult to get away."
Harold got into a fighting stance.. "Don't worry I can take Chef." Harold told her.
"As long as we work together we can overpower Chef." Amber said.
"Sure but there's only one winner. Wouldn't it be better to ditch everyone when he shows up? Buy time?" Topher suggested.
"It's risky. You don't know how long it'll take Chef to beat the others. If you fail you have no backup." Alejandro explained.
"Exactly." Amber smiled.
"I could beat Chef on my own, but you could help a little." Harold admitted. Chef hung down from the ceiling behind him, but lost his grip and fell to the floor. Harold took his fighting stance again. "Did anyone else hear that?"
(confessional)
Harold: I may not be the best looking guy, or the best dressed, or the most buff, But I get my butt kicked a lot. So my senses are totally heightened. I can sense when something's coming, Nothing gets by me.
Static
The remaining four contestants pupils contracted as they stared behind Harold. Chef tapped Harold's shoulder, causing the nerd's pupils to contract as well. Then he turned and faced Chef, who had the paintball gun in his hand. "Say hello to eternity." The cook said before shooting Harold point blank. Before Ellody could run she was shot as well.
"Sorry Ellody." Harold groaned.
"It's not your fault. Chef snuck up on you." The genius said.
"You still think we can take him on?" Topher challenged Amber.
(Confessional)
Amber: Okay what is up with Topher? As far as I know I didn't do anything to him. So why is he so hostile? I'm doing my best to help.
Static
Chef stepped closer to the three a manic grin on his face. Topher pushed Amber forward. "Every person for themselves!" Amber stumbled in her shock causing Chef to miss her completely.
"What is wrong with you?!" Amber snapped back at a fleeing Topher.
"Looks like I need a better gun." Chef chuckled, jumping into the air and revealing a much bigger paintball gun with a rotating bullet clip.
Alejandro gripped Amber's hand. "We'd best retreat for now." Amber nodded and they started to run. They turned the corner to find Topher had completely vanished.
"I can't believe he pushed me at Chef!" Amber snapped.
"Perhaps he was merely acting on instinct and you got caught in the crossfire?" The Spaniard suggested.
"I guess?" The bookworm frowned. Chef could be heard roaring towards them. "We can focus on that later!"
They continued to run when Amber tripped. Alejandro looked back at her. "Keep running!" Amber told him. Alejandro nodded and continued to sprint as Chef shot Amber. He didn't get far before Chef shot him too.
In the room with the monitors Chris chuckled. "Oh that was brutal! I should get involved, make things even better!" Chris took off the beret and ascot replacing them with a camo cap. "I really should wear camo more often."
/
Noah and Crimson are shown crawling through the vents. "According to the GPS, we should be above the boiler room soon." Noah explained. Crimson nodded.
/
The GPS is once again shown in close up with Gwen's pale hands on either side of the screen. The focus shifts out to show Gwen, Duncan, Sammy, Trent, Geoff, and Kitty have all reached a door with a large wheel on it. The focus moves inside as a row of lights goes off and the door opens. The six contestants look through to see a large boiler steam, a giant pit of alien eggs below it.
/
A dripping pipe is shown before the focus moves out. Topher is walking underneath it. Looking around for Chef. He moves forward only to run into the cook in his alien costume. He screams and runs away.
"We can work something out right Chef?" Topher called back.
"Okay, you run and I shoot you." The cook chuckled doing exactly that. That slime hit into Topher's hair.
"Why the hair?!" The Chris fan complained.
(Confessional)
Topher: (He still has slime in his hair that he's trying to remove.) Chef man, not cool! How am I supposed to look good for my fans if I can't get this gunk out of my hair? (A hand holds out a bottle.) Normally I wouldn't try a new shampoo but I'm desperate.
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Scott, Amy, and Ella are all shown entering a room with a series of wires on the wall as well as what looks like a traffic light in the wall. "Oh dear, does anyone know how we got here?" Ella asked.
"Well you got us lost, nice job brainiac." Scott glared at Amy.
"We didn't ask you to come with us!" The blonde snapped back at him.
""Friends please! We need not argue." Ella said.
The door to the room started to lower. "Okay, 'friend' I think you led us into a trap." Scott scowled.
/
Chef is seen plugging a large hose into a pipe in the wall. "We gotta hire an effects crew." The cook deadpanned to the camera. He turned the spigot and something flowed through the hose into the pipe. The sprinklers above the room holding Amy, Ella, and Scott are shown having slime pour out of them. The contestants scream and when next see them they are covered in slime.
Amy and Ella are both clearly grossed out but Scott decided to rub some in. "Wow this feels way better than dirt." He noted.
(Confessional)
Scott: You work on a dirt farm long enough and anything softer feels like silk. (He runs his fingers over his arm.) My skin is smoother than a pig's belly.
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Amy: I knew he was gross,but this is like next level gross. It makes me sick just watching. (She smirks) Oh wait, that's just because its Scott.
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The pit of alien eggs is shown as the group of six teens approach. "Wow, they look so real." Trent noted.
Duncan looked around with a smirk. "No sign of Noah or Crimson, probably got slimed."
"You wish." A deadpan voice said as a vent opened in the ceiling. Crimson dropped down without flinching and caught Noah.
"The vents huh? Smart, the coward's way, but smart." Duncan acknowledged.
The GPS went off and Gwen looked hurried. "Quick lower me down!" Gwen told Duncan. A flash transition later shows Gwen hanging over the pit of eggs. She grabs one and it bursts. "Ever heard of plastic props?" She complained, but she managed to get the second one. Another flash transition shows all eight contestants now had an egg each.
At that moment the light near the door went from green to red and Chef looked in through the door. Before they could move Chef shot Noah and Crimson. The remaining six contestants ran out of the room with Chef in pursuit.
/
Duncan, Gwen, Trent, Sammy, Geoff, and Kitty are all shown running out into the western set. They all skid to a stop. The focus shifts to Chris in his red helicopter speaking through his megaphone. "Attention civilians, the military is here to protect you now. Unfortunately we can't allow you to leave with any alien eggs."
The six turned as Kitty cried out to see Chef had caught up to them with his paintball gun. The cook smirked and went to shoot the rest of them, only to frown as nothing came out. "Outta ammo." He moved to retrieve another from somewhere off screen.
"But we're supposed to take the alien eggs!" Trent called to Chris. "That's what you said!"
In the Helicopter a pair of large slime filled bombs lowered. "Right I did." The host laughed as he set the bombs off. Chef landed on the ground with a new paint ball gun just as he did so.
"Oh crud." Chef said. The explosion is not shown save for Chris' helicopter getting hit by the splash back.
Chris chuckled as he lowered the window of the helicopter. "Glad I don't have to clean it up." The contestants are shown revealing Gwen and Geoff have also gotten splashed with slime.
"Does this mean I'm out?" Gwen asked.
Duncan revealed himself to be hiding behind a water trough, while Sammy and Trent were revealed to have been behind a couple barrels. Duncan smirked at Gwen. "Sorry about it pasty. More money for me I guess." He teased.
Gwen clutched at her chest as though wounded. "Oof that was rough."
(confessional)
Gwen: I like how Duncan gets my sense of humor. Insulting each other through snarky banter is just fun. It's nice to be able to do it with someone. A lot of people take it the wrong way.
Static.
Sammy gasped. "We lost our alien eggs!" Duncan, Sammy and Trent began to look for them. Duncan's eyes widened as he spotted one first. A single egg balanced on the end of a board Chef was under. Duncan ran for it.
Gwen gasped as she reached for her neck.. "My necklace!" She looked around and saw it about to fall into a nearby drain. Determined she slid for it just managing to grab it before it fell in. Duncan meanwhile stepped on to the board and the egg hit him in the face splattering him with slime.
"What? No!" The punk stomped his foot. This caused the board to move up a bit before slamming back down on Chef's head, knocking him unconscious.
(confessional)
Duncan: Whatever, at least we won the bet. Plus did you see that board hit Chef? Totally worth it.
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Gwen put her necklace back on, then the focus shifted to Chris parachuting towards them. "The six of you gave it a valiant effort, but you're still losers!" He landed on the ground and began to laugh. Trent glared at him, then smiled as the focus shifted to show what he had spotted: two alien eggs under the board Chef had just moved out from under.
"Not so fast Chris." The guitarist declared as he ran to grab the eggs. Everyone looked shocked. "Sammy meet you at home base!" Chef went grab him but missed.
"I'll get you next time!" Chef growled.
Chris approached him. "Can't you do anything right?"
"Where's my money? Hm? Give me my money!" The cook snapped back at him.
/
Harold, Ellody, Amber, Alejandro, Topher, Amy, Ella, Scott, Noah, and Crimson were all shown sitting on the benches outside the trailers. Trent and Sammy run on to the scene, holding an egg each. They were out of breath.
Chris came on to the scene, with a slime covered Kitty, Geoff, Duncan, and Gwen behind him. "We have our two winners! Our only two winners! The rest of you really stink." Sammy and Trent smiled at each other as the others glared at Chris. "As our two winners, Sammy and Trent will now be able to pick out their teams, which means: They'll be competing against each other this season!" Sammy's eyes contracted in fear as Trent looked shocked.
"Aww dude no!" Trent protested.
Chris laughed. "Bet you didn't see that one coming. After we vote off two members in the most thrilling gilded Chris ceremony yet-"
"Considering we haven't had one, that's a low bar to clear." Noah snarked.
Chris glared but otherwise ignored him. "Yes you heard me. I said two. I'm like twos today. Must be Tuesday." Everyone rolled their eyes as the sound of crickets played. Chris didn't look amused either. "Yeah I don't get payed to write this show." He shrugged.
After he left Duncan turned to Noah."I think you owe me ten dollars." Noah rolled his eyes and handed him the money. "Sweet. I'm gonna shower." He said, walking off.
Gwen, Kitty, Geoff, Topher, Amber, Harold, Ellody and Amy all decided to hit the showers as well. Alejandro moved to join them but Noah grabbed his arm. Alejandro frowned. "Is there something you want?"
"Two contestants. Kitty and Geoff are a power couple, and they work well with Gwen and Duncan. They all end up on the same team, they could easily rule the game. Plus they're both likable so the longer we wait, the less people will be willing to vote them off." Noah pointed out.
Alejandro nodded. "You make a fair point. I can get Amber and Topher in."
"I know a couple contestants who don't have many allies. We should be able to scrape the votes together." Noah nodded.
"Just so we're clear, we're working together for this vote only." Alejandro told him.
"Of course," Noah smirked.
/
The stage with the two giant Chris statues is shown as spotlights wave in front of it. A series of clips featuring Chris from last season ,several of them just him talking, roll over the screen in two parallel lines, a vertical line of clips include one where Chris is dress as a pirate rolls down between them, as two more clips, one of Chris in a helicopter and one of him with a clapboard, move out to either side, the focus zooms out to show a giant gilded Chris as fireworks go for in the background. The screen flashes to the actual amphitheater as Chris steps on stage wearing a powder blue suit as he steps up to the podium. Everyone is sitting in the bleachers. "It's time to cast your votes, under your seats you'll find your voting devices." Chef held up a small machine with a list of contestants on it. "Just press the button of the person you want voted off. Oh, and no peeking or it's goodbye."
Chef began walking on stage in the glittery pink dress from the opening. The votes have been cast. " Everyone began to laugh at Chef who wasn't amused by their laughter. He's holding a ton of gilded Chris' in his hands. "If you get a gilded Chris it means you're safe. For now."
Each contestant is shown as Chef throws them a gilded Chris. "Sammy, Trent, Harold, Duncan, and Gwen." They all smile as they received their immunity. "Amber, Topher, and Alejandro are also safe." Alejandro and Topher caught their gilded Chris' Amber was reading and ended up with it hitting her face. Topher laughed and she glared at him.
"So is Noah and Crimson." The two caught their gilded Chris' with little emotion. "Next is Ella, Ellody, surprisingly Scott. And last but not least-" Amy is shown looking confident in the stands while Kitty and Geoff look worried. They grip each other's hands. "Amy!" The mean twin caught her statue with a smirk.
"I thought everyone liked us." KItty frowned.
"Exactly." Scott smirked.
(Confessional)
Amy: Hey if Noah wants to offer me an easy chance to avoid leaving why not take it?
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Scott: I don't exactly have a lot of options this season.
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Amber: I mean Kitty won last season. Getting rid of her now is just logical.
Static.
"Any final words?" Chris asked the two of them.
"Yeah, Duncan kick their butts for us!" Kitty cheered.
"We're rooting for you dude." Geoff agreed.
"Psh. Whatever." Duncan replied, hiding a small smile. Hand in hand Geoff and Kitty walked down the red carpet to the lame-o-sine Where Chef held the door open until they got in.
Chris begins to wrap up the episode from his podium. "Who will Sammy and Trent pick for their teams? Will Amy make it past the next elimination? Will Noah ever stop being snarky?"
"No." The cynic said from off screen.
"Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Total! Drama! Action!"
Bonus clip:
Geoff and Kitty are shown sitting in the back of Lame-o-sine. Kitty sighed. "From first place to last."
"Yeah, but don't beat yourself up about it. They just saw how awesome we are as a couple and knew we were a threat." Geoff smiled.
"At least I only lost my half of the hundred thousand, Emma can still get her law degree." Kitty smiled back.
"Some cash would be nice, but I have everything I could want right here." Geoff said.
"That was so cheesy." Kitty replied. "I love it." The two kissed happily.
A/N: As you can see I decided to have Trent and his current girlfriend end up as team captains. Don't worry this isn't going in the same direction as canon. There will be no cheating, and no jealous misunderstandings. I have other plans. You'll also have noticed I added the vents. Seriously you're parodying alien movies and you don't have anyone sneak through impractically large vents? I also had Gwen actually grab her own necklace, because in the original she just stands there. I mean I get you want to have a dramatic moment but Gwen doesn't do anything. Which is also why I had Kitty get shot where she did. Chef is right behind them when Chris shows up in the helicopter and he doesn't shoot them? I thought this made more sense.
Finally the obvious. Kitty and Geoff leaving. I knew I wanted them to host the aftermath, so I had to get rid of them here. I wanted them to have a good showing before they left though, and having them voted out for being a power couple felt better than having them voted out because they wouldn't stop kissing.