Chapter 6: Ryan and Zoe's Interview Part 1

Mr. Gurdle: Ryan, Zoe? Please stand on those mini podiums you both see in front of you.

Ryan and Zoe in unison: Okay. *they do so*

Mrs. Gurdle: This machine of ours is gonna scan if you're both alien humanoids. Ready?

Ryan and Zoe in unison: Ready.

*Mrs. Gurdle presses a button to start the scanner*

(button beeps)

(scanner powers up)

*scanner scans Ryan and Zoe from head to toe*

(scanner humming)

*scanner completely scans Ryan and Zoe*

(scanner dings)

Mrs. Gurdle: The scan is complete. *looks at a screen on the scanning machine* It says here that Ryan and Zoe are pure 100% alien humanoids.

Mr. Gurdle: So we were right this whole time!

Zach (to HJ): HJ! I can't believe you lied to me earlier!

HJ (to Zach): Zach, calm down. Ryan and Zoe come in peace.

Zach (to HJ): Oh, alright.

Jamie (to HJ): I can't believe you forgot to use your hero mind tricks on Zach and his parents!

HJ (to Jamie): Jamie, silence!

Jamie: Ugh, whatever!

Lincoln: Can we please listen to Ryan and Zoe's interview?

Mr. Gurdle: Lincoln's right. Let's listen of what Ryan and Zoe have to say.

Mrs. Gurdle: We're gonna ask you both questions, like we said, Ryan and Zoe. Starting with, what planet are the both of you from?

Ryan and Zoe in unison: X-Neon Green Xytro.

Mr. Gurdle: What is the name of your home galaxy that your home planet, X-Neon Green Xytro is in?

Ryan and Zoe in unison: The X-Neon Green Galaxy.

Mrs. Gurdle: How do you spell, "Xytro" as in "X-Neon Green Xytro"? The "X-Neon Green" part we get, but how do you spell the "Xytro" part?

Ryan: X-Y-T-R-O. The "x" makes a "z" sound.

Zoe: Like in the word xylophone.

Mrs. Gurdle: Oh, okay.

Ryan: And our home galaxy has a solar system of its own. Just like the Milky Way galaxy has the Solar System. X-Neon Green Xytro is the fourth planet away from the X-Neon Green Sun.

Zoe: There used to be eleven planets in the solar system in our home galaxy. But the eleventh planet away from the X-Neon Green Sun is no longer classified as a planet and is now a dwarf planet.

Ryan: And now, there's ten planets in our home galaxy. Just like how there used to be nine planets in the Solar System in the Milky Way galaxy. But the ninth planet away from the sun known as Pluto, is no longer classified as a planet and is now a dwarf planet. We both know that there's now eight planets in the Solar System in the Milky Way galaxy.

Mrs. Gurdle: Interesting information. Very interesting information. How far away is your home planet from Earth?

Ryan and Zoe in unison: 10,000 light years.

Ryan: But we got to Earth in 10 earth minutes.

Mr. Gurdle: That's also interesting. And also, very fast.

Mrs. Gurdle: Why'd the both of you leave your home planet?

Ryan: Because it was under attack.

Zoe: Yeah, it was under an attack.

Mrs. Gurdle: Who attacked your home planet?

Zoe: An evil alien race who call themselves the Green-Brain Aliens.

Ryan: The leader of the Green-Brain Aliens is the evil Empress Queen Majestic.

Mr. Gurdle: Interesting. Your home planet was under attack by an evil alien race called the Green-Brain Aliens. Interesting.

Zach: What are time measurements and other measurements that your home planet uses are like?

Ryan: Our home planet, X-Neon Green Xytro has the same time measurements and other measurements that Earth has.

Mrs. Gurdle: What is the name of your UFO? You know, your unidentified flying object?

Ryan and Zoe in unison: X-Neon Green Xytron Mini Cruiser Gunship.

Mr. Gurdle: How do you "Xytron" like as in the name of your UFO?

Ryan: It's spelled like "Xytro," but with an "n" at the end of the word.

Zoe: Yeah.

Mrs. Gurdle: What's the name of your biological mother?

Ryan and Zoe in unison: Madeleine.

Mr. Gurdle: What's the name of your biological father?

Ryan and Zoe in unison: Destiny.

Mrs. Gurdle: Aside from your current surname being "Cork," what is the surname you were born with?

Ryan and Zoe in unison: Wohurutin.

Ryan: W-O-H-U-R-U-T-I-N.

Mrs. Gurdle: So, what are the status of your biological parents and your status on your home planet?

Ryan: Our biological parents are royals.

Zoe: Known as King Destiny and Queen Madeleine. They're the king and queen of our entire home planet. While we are...

Ryan: ...the prince...

Zoe: ...and princess...

Ryan and Zoe in unison: ...of our entire home planet.

Mrs. Gurdle: Interesting.

Ryan: About our home planet, it has the same time measurements and other measurements that Earth does. Plus, it has the same common era and had the same before common era as Earth does. It's the same year on our home planet just like here. Has the same 12 months that Earth does. Has the same 365 days of a common year that Earth does. Also has the same 366 days of a leap year that Earth does. There are some differences, though. Our home planet has 40 time zones while Earth has 39.

Mr. Gurdle: I thought the world has 24 time zones.

Josh: According to the Internet, it says here on my phone that the world has 39 time zones. I'm doing this on behalf of Lisa.

Mrs. Gurdle: Oh, okay. *to Ryan and Zoe* Any more differences between your home planet and Earth?

Ryan: Yes. Our home planet has four moons. The first moon, known as "Tsuki" can be seen on our home planet like the Earth's moon, Luna. The first moon of X-Neon Green Xytro has a white-grayish color. The other three moons can be seen as stars on our home planet. The second moon, called "Yellow" is a yellow moon obviously sees what's gonna happen for the weather on our home planet. The third moon, known as "Blue" sees X-Neon Green Xytro when are some stars going to be aligned. The fourth and final moon, known as "Red" sees the planet and can detect natural and organic life on our home planet as a back up power, just like the X-Neon Green Sun. Moons Blue and Red obviously have blue and red colors.

Mrs. Gurdle: So let me get this straight. You both left your home planet because it was under attack by an evil alien race who call themselves the Green-Brain Aliens. The leader of the Green-Brain Aliens is an evil empress queen named Majestic. Your home planet uses the same time measurements and other measurements that planet Earth does, and there are a few differences between X-Neon Green Xytro and Earth. You're both the prince and the princess of your home planet. Your birth parents are the king and queen of your home planet. The name of your UFO is X-Neon Green Xytro Mini Cruiser Gunship. Is this all correct?

Ryan and Zoe in unison: Yes.

Zoe: And a deep dark secret I had to reveal in my childhood is that I'm part tomboy.

Mr. Gurdle: Why did the Green-Brain Aliens invade your home planet?

Ryan: Because their leader, Empress Queen Majestic wanted to capture both of us.

Zoe: And plus, our biological parents said that we can stay on Earth as long as we want.

Ryan: While we were in our spaceship, it was kinda our fault that we fooled the evil empress queen that we traveled to Earth in the future thinking that we live in New York City. And we're not gonna tell you our real location until further notice.

Zoe: We went past several thousand different galaxies while we were in warp speed.

Ryan: After three earth months of war, our home planet won and the Green-Brain Aliens fled from our home galaxy back to their home galaxy refusing to admit defeat.

Mrs. Gurdle: Can you tell us your full backstory? We're really interested in it.

Zach: Yeah, we want to know what really happened.

Ryan and Zoe: Alright, fine.