"So Monty… Why did you slap Igo?"
"He was being a pervert."
"Yeah… I wonder why I even asked." Stella, you fucking bitch. Right now, me and Monty are in Stella's office. I was trying to have some more fun after our very intimate bath but Monty was having none of it. "I assume that's why you guys are late?" Monty only nods at Stella's question, not even bothering to open her mouth. "Seriously Igo… If you're horny then just ask me."
"You're busy, Stella." I retort to Stella's suggestion with a lie. I know I can just go to the office and have fun with Stella's much more bombastic body but my current target is Monty, I need to focus or I might lose my progress. "You'll probably shoo me away if I ask to fondle your breast."
"You don't know that." Yes, I know that. "Maybe I'll let you play with my breast as I work. I can multitask, you know?" No, that's still a single task, Stella. You don't do anything other than providing me your booba.
"Go get a room…" Are you asking for a room for the 2 of us, Monty? I'm sorry but I don't think Stella would let us considering it's our shift.
"Hear that Stella? Monty wants you to leave so that Monty and I could be alone together."
"Monty, kick him."
"Hmph!" *Smack*
"ACK!" My leg! It hurts! That was a good low kick from Monty aiming for the back of my lower right leg. "Stella, you bitch… how dare you betray me like that?!"
"Said the most unfaithful being in the entire universe." Shut up! You're the one that force me to cheat on Mia! "Sigh… I'll be leaving now. Monty, make sure to keep your guard up, okay?"
"Always."
"Good and Igo, if you're horny, just come to my room and do whatever you want with me." Hey woman, that's some dangerous words to be saying to a perverted asshole like me. I should teach you to choose your words. Stella stands up from her chair and make her way toward the door. "I'll kick your ass if I heard you do something bad to the girls, Igo." Oh don't worry, you won't. "Bye then~~" And with that parting word, my girlfriend left the room.
"Let me suck your breast, Monty."
"At least wait for a minute, moron." Why wait when you can just do it right away? Good things don't happen when you wait, Monty. You need to chase them. "Go do your work, dummy." Alright, alright. Calm down.
"Boo~~ What a party pooper~~" I playfully insult her as I make my way to Stella's seat. I plant my big ass on the soft padding and glance at my workload. "Huh… it's small." The pile of paperwork on the table is smaller than usual which scares me. This amount of paperwork would probably take me 4 to 5 hours to complete alone which mean there are 8 to 7 hours in my shift that would be free of works. Normally, I would use that time to make progress with my target but I don't think I can do that in my current predicament. "Say Monty, what kind of breakfast do you want?"
"I can eat anything." I'm asking for your preferences, Monty. Giving 'anything' as answer is annoying and confusing.
"Sigh… you're making it hard for me, Monty." I grab my phone and call Bullfast. She immediately picks it up as if she had been waiting for my call. "Hey Belfast, are you working today?"
"Yes, darling. Is there something that I can help you with, my love?"
"Can you make me a plate of pasta and a cup of coffee? My secretary is Monty and she said that she'll take anything."
"I understand, please wait for me, love." What a perverted woman. Maybe I'll give her a reward today. It's been some time since I gave her something good.
"It must be nice to have someone that you can told to do anything, huh…" It comes with the job Monty so drop that sarcastic tone.
"It kinda hard to do everyday activity when I have to wipe you girls' asses." You can start complaining after you girls stop causing trouble for me and Stella. Before that, shut up.
"It's your responsibility so there's no use complaining about it." There is a use complaining about it especially to one of the perpetrators. Well, Monty is the less likely one to get put on a report or accident paper but I just want to be grumpy. "We follow your orders, you take responsibility for our mistakes." Then stop making so much mistake!
"You know what else is the leader responsibility? Teaching and training their underlings." You girls being a troublemaker is already a failure on my part as your higher up, Monty. "Come here and I'll teach you what happen to seductress like you, slut."
"You perverted piece of shit." She said that but she still comes closer to me. "How deep does your well of lust get?"
"No one know, Monty. Not even me." I embrace Monty by her waist and pull her. "Come sit on my lap or else~~"
"You won't make it if you're a part of the mafia." What?! Why?! I'm pretty evil! "Don't spread your legs to far like that, idiot." Monty grabs both of my knees and force them to come closer before she places her ass on my thighs. "I prefer the sofa."
"Well too bad for you then causes I like this." I tighten my arms and bury my face in Monty's hair. It feels so nice and soft on my face.
"Don't ruffle my hair too much. It'll ruin them." Don't worry. I'll just clean them again if that happen. "Uuuuhhh… Uuummm… Mmmmm…" I enjoy her reaction so much. It must be ticklish, huh. "You're being too rough, asshole… Guuh… slow down…" Your reaction only makes it worse for you, Monty. There's no way I'll slow down after I heard your adorable moan. "Uuuhh… Huuuhh… Aaaahh…" Fufufu~~ I'll be enjoying today's work.
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"Is my cooking to your liking, my master?"
"If it's not I wouldn't have lick the plate, Belfast." As expected from the head maid, her cooking skill is extraordinary.
"Your compliment is flattering my commander but please refrain from licking the plate, it would soil your image." If I was eating in some fancy place then sure but I currently am not.
"Then stop making delicious food, Bel. Isn't that right, Monty?"
"Mmmhhhhhhhhmmmm~~" See? The grumpy Monty is now happy.
"I'm sorry but I believe I'm incapable of doing that." What a fucking show off.
"Thank you for the food, head maid." Monty gives her thanks after she gulped down the last bit of orange flavoured multivitamin from her cup. "Considering how he is, I assume you rarely ever get a thanks for him." Ouch!
"Fufufu~~ Don't worry, miss Montpelier. Working for an ungrateful master is already in the description of being a maid." You piece of fucking shit! How dare you stab me in the front like that?! Do you have no shame woman!? "By the way miss Montpelier, how are the others in the Eagle Union? Are they okay?"
"Yes, you don't need to worry about us. We can take care of ourselves." It's called being kind and a good neighbour, Monty. She is just showing her concern for you. "Instead, how is the Royal Navy doing? The little queen been grumpy lately?" Yeah, I wonder how Elizabeth faring in this troubling condition.
"No, she has been taking the entire situation extremely well." Why are you talking as if she is a toddler? She has a body of a toddler but she is your queen, Belfast. "She might act childish but she can be dependable when it comes to it." Is that so? I want to see that. I thought it's just some blind loyalty but if Belfast said so then I guess there's some part of the queen that I haven't seen with my own eye.
"By the way Monty, you haven't talk with Clevebro about that, right?"
"…I'll do it this afternoon." Not if I have something to say about it.
"You'll do it now, Monty. It's not good to procrastinate." That's why I immediately make a move on you. "Go to her now, I'll have Belfast here fill your position while you're gone." In fact, I think Belfast is a better secretary. "Or do I need to force you?~~"
"Ugh, you perverted asshole. What are you going to do?" Huh? This is not normal Monty behaviour. Instead of going straight to her beloved Clevebro, Monty decides to stay longer with me instead. "You have your head maid right here, you know?"
"Don't worry, she can be the camerawoman." Last time it was Eugen, now it's Belfast turns. "Belfast, I give you permission to use your phone to record Monty's punishment."
"As you wish, my master." Said the head maid as she brings out her smartphone. Are those the new model from Apple? Damn woman! That must cost her a fortune! I remember one of my sisters complained to me about how she couldn't get her hand on one. "Please proceed, my master. I'm ready."
"You know you could refuse his command, right?" Fufufu~~ My poor Monty~~ She could but if she did that, I would never have sex with her ever again and that's a death sentence to her. Not only that, I could fuck Sheffy and Eugen in front of her while she can only watch and that fate is worse than death for her.
"No." That some very heavy tone, Belfast. Her usual calm and collected tone were nowhere to be seen.
"Now Monty. You either go now or I'll punish you." I stand up from my seat and walk toward her who was sitting on the sofa. "Or perhaps, that what you're aiming for to begin with?" If it was then my work is progressing far better than I anticipated. I'm not complaining though. I'll get more card to deal with Clevebro anyway. I hop onto the sofa and scoot over toward her. "Don't worry, there's no need to be shy~~" I grab her chin and graze my thumbs on her lips. They're wet.
"I'm not a masochist, you idiot." Monty turns her face away from me. "I don't want to get punish." Fufufu~~ We both know your true answer, Monty. If you didn't want to, you would've push me away already.
"Alright then, I'll change it to a way that'll benefit both of us." I turn Monty's face once again so that she would face me. "I'll give you something if you go to your sister right now." A positive reinforcement is sometime better than a negative one. I move my face to the side of hers and whisper to her ear. "What happened in the bathroom this morning would look like child play to what I'll do to you. Fufufufu~~ Fuh~~"
"Gyah!" She is adorable. "Don't do that!" Monty pushes me away and jump off the sofa. "Gah! You're so annoying! Fine! I'll go to my sister!" There we go! Monty angrily walks toward the door and barges out of the room like a serial killer was chasing after her. I wonder if she can truly tell Clevebro what kind of person I am.
"If I may ask, what are you talking about with miss Montpelier, my master?"
"Clevebro is seeing me behind a rose-tinted glasses. Seeing me as a proper gentleman." I still wonder how she could do that though. I may not look like the lowest of scum but my image is surely nowhere near that of a fine gentleman.
"I'm sorry but wouldn't that be beneficial for you, my love?"
"Well, this is a part of my strategy, Belfast." I confidently said to her. "Mind locking the door for me, darling~~? I'm about to tell you my evil plan."
"Fufufu~~ I'm glad that I'm trustworthy enough for you to share something like that with me." Belfast stride toward the door and I heard her locking the door before coming back to me and sit right next to me. "Is there any way that I could be of help to your plan, darling?~~"
"Hmm… I don't know but be prepare. I'll call you if something is going too far from their predicted course." Having Belfast as my pawn is undoubtedly the biggest help I could ever get. A head maid that can do everything that I want and do it with a magnificent efficiency and a high chance of success. It's basically a trump card if the card cleans the entire table and force the other players to forfeit the match or she'll kill everyone they love. "But there is something that you can help me with right now. You see, my balls haven't got their load suck out of them for some time."
"Say no more, my love. Your loyal cum dumpster shall do her duty." I love an understanding woman. Belfast gets on the floor and position herself between my legs. Her smug face has been replaced by the face of a sex-addict. She was panting and her tongue was out of her mouth, similar to a dog in heat. "Your filthy maid is ready, my master~~"
"Fufufu~~ I'll give you what you need but you're not allow to cum. I don't want Stella or Monty to know what we're doing in here, got that?" She was nodding her head so fast that I was afraid that she might break her neck. "Good~" *Click* *Unzip* I undo my belt and unzip my pants to reveal the bulging cock underneath it. "Why don't you prepare your boobs, Bel?"
"Yes, my master." Belfast pushes down the cloth that was covering her boobs to let the 2 headed beast out of their cages. "Please, allow me to welcome your majestic dick, my master." With extreme grace and carefulness, Belfast grabs my boxer and pull it down. The veiny snake slowly reveal itself to its prey who was looking at it like as if she hadn't eats in a million year. Belfast gently grabs my dick and place it between her tits before she pushes both of her boobs to the center, sandwiching my dragon between her 2 mountains. "It's as magnificent as the last time I saw it."
"Don't your mouth have to do something else other than talking, cow?"
"Ah, I'm sorry!" Belfast brings her lips closer to the tip of my dick. "*Smooch* Mmmmmmmmhhhhhhh~~ Mmmmmm~~ MMMMmmmMmm~~" That more like it. She put the part of my dick that wasn't swallow by her boobs inside her mouth and start doing her job as my cum dumpster.
"Good~~ You still have it in you, cow~" I pet the cow lovingly as she moves her head up and down. "Now to tell you my plan, you see I try to trick Monty into telling Cleveland that I'm the most perverted being in this entire universe as oppose to the gentleman image of me she has now."
"Mmmm~~ Mmmm~~" Is she saying something or not? I can't tell…
"Cleveland would be conflicted between what she should believe and then I would come to her acting like a gentleman and it would reinforce her previous image of me as oppose to the image that her sister told her. You see? I want to make them fight each other. Their fight will ruin their relationship and I'll take advantage of that situation by making my move on both of them." It basically the strategy I told Monty last night but applied to both her and Clevebro.
"Mmmmmm~~ MMmhhmm~~ Magnificent, my master~~ MmmmMMMmppphh~~ MMmmhhhmmpPPPmmMMMMppphh~~ I shall await your victory like a loyal slaves should~ Mmmmhhh~~ MMmppphh~~ MMmmmMMMMMHHPPP~~" I really want to fuck the living shit out of her! GOD DAMN YOU ARSENAL BIRD! If it weren't for you, I would've been fucking Belfast right now! "MMMMmPPPMMMPPHH~~~! MMM! MMM~~ MMMMMMMmmmmmMMMHHH~~" FUCK! She is so good at this! I can feel my climax is nearing and I bet so does she with her moves becoming a lot more wilder and savage. I would love it for the little queen to see her pride like this. "MMMMPPHHH~~ MMMOOOPPPHHHH~~!"
"AH~~ Ah~~ AH~~ Belfast~~ Fuck! I'm going to cum! FUCK! AAAHH!" I grab Belfast head firmly and unload in her mouth. I could hear her gulping down my seeds as I continuously pump down her throat.
"*Glug* *Glug* *Glug* *Glug* *Glug* Aaaahhh~~~ Thank you for the food, my love."
"Thanks for the service, cutie." We both were sweaty from our little exercise especially Belfast. "You better wipe yourself clean Belfast or people might get suspicious." Her silky beautiful hair is lumping up and sticking to her sweaty skin. I grab the one nearest to her mouth and slide it behind her ear. "The hair is obstructing your beauty, darling~~"
"… Love, there's no need to flirt with me. You already won my heart."
"Flirt?" Belfast, you have been with me the second longest in Azur Lane. You should know that if I flirt, it would be much more perverted than that. "I'm just stating the fact, Belfast. If I was flirting with you, I would've complimented your breasts instead."
"Is that so? Fufufu~~ You deny being a gentleman and yet you're acting like one."
"Are you mocking me?" GeNtLeMaN, my ass! I barely pass as a normal person. "It's like saying Sheffy is a talkative girl." If I told her that, she would kick me in my shin.
"Fufufu~~ I guess you're right." The cow maid tuck back her boobs under their cover that looks like it would burst at any moment. "Oh my~~ Ugh… Did my outfit shrunk?" Or you're growing. Either way, she would need new clothes.
"I know what I'm saying sounds like a death flag but remind me to buy you some new clothes when we reach the Sakura Empire."
"Fufufu~~ That does sound like a death flag but this maid shall look forward for our date, my master." Ah shit… how many dates do I need to attend to? God damn it! Stella is going to kill me. "Say master, should we start working on your paperwork?" Ah… I just remember now.
"Ugh… Why do we even have paperwork when we're evacuating? Shouldn't we focus more on running away?"
"This paperwork is for our stay in The Sakura Empire, my master. It involves where we're staying, food and water, other daily necessities, and etc." Ugh… Why does she have to make sense? Can she not allow me to enjoy myself?
"Uuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhh…" I put my dick back inside my boxer before I fix my pants. "Belfaaaaaassstt~~ Bbbwwwaaaa~~ Please help me~~!" I hug the woman that had just suck my dick while pretending to cry. "Please help me fill the paperwork~~!" I'm a man of no shame so crying to trick someone to do my work for me is a not a big deal for me.
"Fufufu~~ You're so adorable, my master~~" Belfast strokes my hair lovingly as if I was her child. "No worry, I shall do my utmost best to help you." YES! SHE IS THE BEST!
"Thank you, Belfast!" I tighten my hug around the lovely head maid to express my love for her. "Live would be so much harder if you weren't here."
"Fufufu~~ Anymore of this and I'll adopt you as my child."
"Can we still have sex if I was your child?"
"Anything for you~~" THEN ADOPT ME! I probably would get my ass kick by my mom though… "Come on, sweetie~~ Let us finish your work."
"Alright mommy~~" I gladly make my way toward my desk and start working on the paperwork with Belfast's help. I have to apologize to Monty for replacing her with Belfast. It might even hurt her if she knew that Belfast is doing a better job. "Monty is going to be angry at me." The paperwork is getting thinner by the minute. My prediction was 5 hours but it doesn't take no more than 30 minutes to finish half of the paperwork.
"Don't worry, my master. Miss Montpelier is a reasonable girl that can be reason with. She will understand if you explain it to her."
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
"Hey dummy, why did you lock the door?" The timing on these shipgirls are amazing.
"Belfast, can you open the door for me?" With only a single nod, the cum dumpster of a head maid walk toward the door and open it for Monty. "Hey there sweetie, how's the talk with your bro?"
"Could've gone better." Eh? Are they fighting? Ah fuck… I know Clevebro has her image of me but I would never think it would be that concrete. Eh whatever. It's good for me anyway.
"What do you mean by that?"
"There's no need for you to worry." Really? 2 sisters are fighting because of me is something that I shouldn't be concern about? Alright, I wouldn't concern about it but I will take advantage of it. 2 girls with 1 move. "Sooner or later, she'll understand what I was talking about."
"Are you sure? I'm the one who order you, I should probably take responsibility." I put my mask on to hide my true intention. "I'll talk to Clevebro and make it clear for her." And install more misinformation into her mind to confuse her even more. In the end, the one who'll win is me.
"Don't." Monty slams her hand on my desk which startled me. She is that angry, huh… Maybe I should deal with Monty first. "We need to work." No, I need to my work on you first before the effect wither away. The more frustrated she is, the more impactful my 'good intention' will become.
"Miss Montpelier, I'm sorry to interrupt but please take a deep breath." Thank you for the help, Belfast. She seems to be way too frustrated to hear my good will.
"Hmmmpphhh… Hah… Hmmmppphh… Hah…" Alright, Monty seems to have calm down somewhat.
"Alright Monty, come here and sit on my lap." Monty glares at me for a few second which make my entire body tense up but she immediately let out a tired sigh and follow my command. "Go—good. Look, I'm sorry for what happened between you and Clevebro." I wrap my arms around Monty's stomach and place my chin on top of her head. "Don't worry, I'll take responsibility for this."
"Sigh… Please, stop acting like a proper adult. We both know your true color, dummy." Hey! Just because I'm a perverted asshole doesn't mean I can't be nice once in a while. "Just get this over with." She said with a defeated tone as she leans back on me.
"Hmm~~ What's this?~~ Why are you being so sweet?" Not only is she being sweet, her scent is also sweet.
"Don't push your luck, asshole. Just do your stuffs already before the time run out."
"Sshhuuuussshh~~ I don't know what happened between you and Clevebro but you're definitely not your own self right now." I sway our body left and right gently as if a gentle wind was grazing upon us. "Belfast, can I ask you to finish the paperwork? I'll be busy tending to my grumpy secretary~~"
"I'm not grumpy."
"Yes, of course my master." Belfast swiftly grabs the rest of the paperwork and sit on the sofa, leaving me with Monty.
"Hmmmpphh~~ You're so cute, Monty." I tighten my hug on Monty and rub my face on her hair. "Is there anything that you want?"
"You being an actual proper human." You know that is not possible. It much more possible for dinosaurs to be revive than me being a proper human. Let me steel the idea of me being the biggest pervert ever into your mind by molesting you, Monty. "Sigh… If you really want to help then—"
*SLAM*
"COMMANDER IGO!"
"I didn't do it!"
Out of nowhere, Clevebro crash into the office looking as if she had been chased by the Arsenal Bird itself. Of course, I naturally scream when I was about to molest her sister.
"There's something that I need to say to you!"
"Alright, calm down, calm down… Let's tone the screaming down." Monty jumps off of me almost immediately when Clevebro come to the room. Ah damn… Is shit about to get down? Please don't fight! Please don't fight! Please don't fight! "Clevebro, before you say something stupid, please—"
"Stop with the Clevebro crap!" EEEEKKK! She is angry. Like if I tease her even a tiny bit, she would summon her riggings and blow my face off using her main gun. "I want you to listen to me!" Her face is red, which I assume was from the anger. I like to see that red face when she was blushing from my tease, not from anger.
"Sister! Stop!" Monty leaps between me and Clevebro, blocking my view of her sister. "We're busy right now so please leave." No we are not, Monty. What the fuck are you talking about? The one that is busy is Belfast, not us.
"NO!" Clevebro is adamant. Whatever she is trying to say must be very important to her and considering what Monty and I talked last night, I might be the cause of this. Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my action, long time no see. "You should know how hard headed I am, Monty!" From all the stories that Monty had told me, I wouldn't say that you're 'hard headed' but 'determine'. Clevebro walk past Monty and then stop right in front of my desk with a deep shade of red on her face. They both really are sister, huh… "Commander Igo… I… I… I WILL NOT LOSE!" 'Will not lose'? The fuck does that mean?! Not lose in what?! Not lose in WHAT?! Explain motherfucker! NOT LOSE IN WHAT?!
"Alright, alright, everyone needs to calm down. Take a deep breath and calm yourself." I stand up from my seat and try to defuse the situation. "Something must happen between the two of you and truthfully, I have no idea. So why don't you girls explain it to me? Belfast, help me be the judge here." Instead of snickering on the edge of my field of view.
"As you wish, my master." Wipe that happy smile from your face, cow. "Ladies from the Eagle Union, how about we start from the beginning? Where does all of this start?"
"There's no need. What I said to my sister is the fact. He orders me to told you about it." Monty shrugs off Belfast's question while pointing at the culprit, me. "You know the implication if he was the one who order it, right sister?"
"You're lying!" Clevebro is one hell of a girl. I like to break her one day. "Commander, don't put me out of the game yet!" What game!? I have been completely out of the loop right from the very start! "There's no much different between us so I should still be okay, right?!" There are some differences between us, Clevebro. For example, I have a penis and you don't. "I can still improve myself."
Improve herself?! How did all of this happen from Monty telling her that I was a pervert?! What kind of conversation did they have while I wasn't looking?! Is Clevebro saying that she wants to be as perverted as I am?! Is that what she is saying?! I thought telling her that I'm a pervert would only change her perspective of me, not her entire goal! WHAT HAVE I DONE!? Cleveland will become a pervert much faster than what I have scheduled! This might be a problem to my plan on conquering both of them!
"My master, this might be more problematic than I first anticipated." Yeah, I notice that too. "Maybe we should bring in more—"
"ALERT! ALERT! MIRROR SEA DETECTED! ALERT! ALERT! MIRROR SEA DETECTED! ALERT! ALERT!"
YAY! A lucky scapegoat! I mean! FUCK! A mirror sea! "Monty, ask all the factions to send their representatives here ASAP. Cleveland, I want more shipgirls on the water on high alert, told them to be on defence. Belfast, commander Stella right now."
"Right!" "Understood." "Leave it to me!"
"We're wasting too much time."
"I don't like getting look down by you of all people."
"GUH! Keep it in your pants, asshole!"
"My sister would send her shell right at you if she sees you touching me inappropriately."
"Let's go, the sooner you get hurt the sooner we end this delusion."