ME: Hey everyone, I am back again with the latest chapter And...
?: where am I this is not the thousand Sunny!
ME: Zoro how the BLOODY FUCKING HELL did you found A way into this world? the one-piece fanfiction is not due to be written until a few Months from now!?
Zoro: I don't know I just fell Asleep and then the next thing I know I am waking up here!
ME: fine you can Do the disclaimer UNTIL I CAN SEND YOU HOME, But I am going to make you in the fanfiction fall in love with a certain marine girl.
Zoro: what err fine. listen the Kid...
ME: I AM A YOUNG ADULT THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
ZORO: LIKE I WAS SAYING HE DOES NOT OWN ANY OF THE SKITS AND OR THE CHARATERS THAT WILL BE USE IN THIS FANFICTION ALL RIGHTS WILL BE OWN BY THEIR CREATORS! NOW, CAN I GO BACK TO SLEEP.
ME: *SNAPS FINGERS AND MAKES A JAPPENESE FOTON (AGAIN I AM NOT GOOD AT SPELLING) Appear*
SPACE TIME GAP
Naruto: so, let me get this straight so I am the reincarnate of your son Asura and the teme is the reincarnation of your other son Indra!? (FOR THOSE WHO ARE NARUTO FANS PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I GOT THE ORDERING OF THE REINCARNATIONS RIGHT, I AM HAVING TO REWATCH THE NARUTO SERIES AND I NEED SECOND OPPENIONS ABOUT THIS)
Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: yes, that is right.
Naruto: and the nine tails and all of the Binju's used to be part of a single tailed beast known as the Ten Tails.
Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: again, that is right.
ME: YEAH, I AM GOING TO JUST FAST FORWARD TO THE POINT WHEN HAGOROMO EXPLAIN TO NARUTO THE WORLD HE IS GOING TO BE ENTERING SOON
BECAUSE: A: I WAS UP ALL-NIGHT TRAINING ON ROCKET LEAGUE AS FOR ALL WHO DONT KNOW I AM ENTERING COLLAGE SOON SO I DONT HAVE THE TIME NOR ENEGRY TO WRITE SOME TIME'S
B: MY BROTHER THUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO ADD ME TO A GROUP CHAT WHEN I GET BLOWN UP NON-STOP FOR THE PAST HOURS I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SLEEP!
NARUTO UNIVERSE
HINATA: Y...YOU MEAN N...NARUTO IS NOT D...DEAD!?
Jiraiya: yeah, the gaka is not dead because if he was dead than this would be black.
*Jiraiya unrolls the toad summoning contract to revile Naruto name was not black but more of a crimson red*
Jiraiya: you see when a summoner passes away then the blood that that person used it would turn black the second that they died.
Hinata: so, Naruto...Kun is alive.
Jiraiya: that is exactly what I am saying.
ME: for the sake of everyone who is reading this I am going to use bold for important people like the sage of the six paths or a god or goddess. and a quick time skip to the Genin twelve.
(ME: AND HERE IT IS EVERYONE THE MOMENT YOU ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THE FIRST BASHING OF THIS FANFICTION!)
Sakura: my Sasuke finally got rid of Naruto now I can be alone with him.
Ino: what are you talking about Sakura? thank to him team seven will disband and I was starting to see Naruto as a hyperactive little brother. (Yeah, I am adding Ino to the harem because after the chunni exam's she started to get more likable charter)
Sakura: Well, it was his fault that my Saskue-kun for wanting power and always trying to show off.
Ino: okay first off Sakura! Naruto has been working his butt off to catch up with everyone. And second, I know why Naruto has been always asking you out.
(Begin flash back a day after the chunni exam incident)
Ino: Hey, Naruto why do you always asked Sakura out on dates all the time back when we were in the academy?
Naruto: well, Ino if you must know I want to see if her and the teme resolve were strong.
Ino: were strong. what do you mean by that?
Naruto: Well, the Teme is always brooding and then I got the idea to try and get Sakura and him together I always have tried ways, but I just gave up on them. Also, Sakura is not my type.
Ino: Wait not your type what is your type then?
Naruto: well, my type of girl is quiet, helpful and all the time nice to everyone...
Ino: why does that not sound like Sakura!?
Naruto: well, she is an annoying banshee and she never take training seriously the only time she did take training seriously was back in wave when we were learning the tree walk excise.
Ino: really... Then what does she do (I can guilt trip her into hating herself)
Naruto: Sakura she is the most hateful person who I had ever had the displeasure of meeting. I got to go I promise perve sage That I would help him with something, so I got to go pack.
(End of flash back)
Ino: that is not the only thing he said he talks to shikamaru and chochi mort than the rest of us.
Shikamaru: what a drag
Neji: Sakura fate has decided that you have fucked up royally.
Sakura: there is no way that demon has befriended all of you.
TenTen: well Iron board Naruto is always being helpful when others always made fun of him.
Rock Lee: Sakura Naruto asked me to help him to get you and Sasuke together but now I see that is not happing.
Sakura: why not?
Rock Lee: from what I hear lady fifth is planning to execute Sasuke within a month or so.
Me: okay now that this whole segment is done now, we can get back to Naru...
Zoro: hey, where is the sika!?
me: Zoro I am only 18 I cannot buy any alcohol beverage.
Zoro: man, how do you sleep at night with all that stress!?
me: oh, I don't know Maby it has something to do with my venting!?
Zoro: so, what do you do to vent?
me: oh, I torture some guy with a cart full of cabbages. His reactions are hilarious. (I am totally not refurling to what is not about to go down)
Zoro: okay now I want to see this.
At the gate of Orario we find Naruto who is winded from running all the way there
Gate keeper: hey kid who are you?
Naruto: I am an adventurer who is looking to Join a Familia.
Gate keeper: you know it late, right?
Naruto: well, I ran all the way here I left my home at the butt crack of dawn.
Gate keeperP: no what I am saying there is no way you will be able to join a Familia right now.
?: how about I take him!
Gate keeper: oh, it you sure knock yourself lady.
Naruto: hey thank pretty lady.
?: no problem (oh my he just call me pretty!)
Naruto: well, the name is Naruto. may I ask what your name is?
?: oh, why yes, the name is Hestia.
Random Guy: ah MY CABBAGES. looking at a cart full of cabbages on fire.
(Zoro: okay I see what you mean this is hilarious)
Me: AND DONE MAN THAT TOOK ALOT OUT OF ME JUST TO WRITE THIS ANYWAYS I AM PUTTING THE LIST OF WHO IS GOING TO BE IN NARUTO'S HAREM FOR so far.
Kushina Uzumaki
HINATA HUGGYA
Ino yamanaka
Hestia
Me: let me know who you want me to add to the harem (from any anime that might or will have a harem or any anime girl that you want to see in this)