Me: "Hey everyone I am back for now I am going thru possible females for Naruto harem and let just say that...
Naruto: wait... WHAT ME HAVING A HAREM!
Zoro: Can you keep it down I am going over possible ways for the KI...
ME: YOUNG ADULT THANK YOU!
"Zoro: whatever like I was saying possible ways to torcher the guy with the cabbage cart.
Me: well, I was thinking of pulling a DBZA Vegeta now all I need is some dog biscuits and a role of used toilet paper and a bunch of hellhounds Puppys and a boom box with it playing who let the dog's out on replay.
Zoro: Okay now that sounds hilarious.

Me: I know right!

Naruto: okay can we please get back to the subject of me having a harem!

Me: oh, right we got off topic there.

Zoro: yeah, any ways I'm going to grab some Saka and go back to sleep.

Me: you do you man.

Naruto:( quickly taping his foot with impassion.)

Me: oh, right sorry.

Naruto: your damn right your sorry.

Me: so, these girls are going to be in Naruto Harem:

Kushina Uzumaki (Naruto own mother)

Naruto: wait... What!?

Me: don't worry about it!

Naruto: that is my mother!

Me: hey at least you can say fuck you to your mother now *whispers and probably get fucked by her* I still don't know who or where my mother is (crying fake crocodile tears).

Naruto: are you being serious right now.

Me; yeah, your right I fucking hate her more than the Kubi hates a curtain Uchiha.

Naruto: what!?

Me: again, don't worry. but you do have to start to worry for at least two to three more chapters to find your mother.

Naruto: continue.

Me: Hinata Huguya (sorry If I misspelled again)

Naruto: the shy girl from back when we were in the Acadamy. (Again, sorry for the misspell stupid auto correct happened again)

ME: well she was shy because her crush was only a few seats from her.

Naruto: wait you mean chochi!?

Me: *face palms* oh my god you are denser the Luffy.

Naruto: what?

Me: I mean her crush was you bricks for brains while you were so dense to see her since you had that stupid crush on that banshee you were so blind for her affection!

Naruto: oh, so that is why she was all ways staining (again sorry if I missed spell kind of in a rush to complete some chapter's) at me.

ME: anyways let's continue next up is *oh boy I already can see the fan service on this one* Rias Gregory

Naruto: do you have a thing for BIG BREAST WOMEN GOD YOU ARE WOST THEN PERVE SAGE!

ME: NO! I am Just adding her because of her playful ATTATUDE.

Naruto: really

?: would you to shut the hell Up I am trying to study over here on how to beat THAT DAMN NERD!

ME: SORRY BAKUGO ME AND NARUTO ARE HAVING A DISCUSION.

Bakugo: WELL NEXT TIME KEEP IT TO YOURSELFS YOU GOD DAMN MORRONS

Naruto: Yesh who shoved a six-foot long poll up his ass?

Bakugo: I HEARD THAT! (He starts putting on his gauntlets while running at us)

ME: God damnit! while me and Naruto are running for our god damn Lifes here are the other's that will be in Naruto's harem! (Starts to run while carrying Naruto as if he is Todoroki) *also thanks to God of wind who gave me the Idea for some of the girls who will be in this*

Hestia

Lilly

Ais

Haruhime

Shion

Ino

Yuki or Koyuki kazahana

Fem. Haku

Delia Ketchem

nezuko

more to come!

Hey thank's again God of wind 200 and bello (sorry if I misspelled your name damn auto correct happen again) for the positive reviews and the suggestions.

As for the rest of you please try and not be the toxic trash that I get because of me being my true self which is a tired and almost a 24/7 angry mother fucker.