Me: hey everyone yeah, I know that I am writing later then I have been busy way too much as of lately.

Bakugo: yeah, the asshole here was up to late last night and why the hell is there a female ICEHOT!?

?: excuse me I have you know I am the daughter of red-hair shanks.

Me: OH, Bakugo, I see you meet Uta, and Uta I see you meet Bakugo or as we call him Angry Pomeranian.

Bakugo: the fuck you say, do you want to say that to my face!

Me: oh, so the angry Pomeranian wants to fight fine then let's fight.

Uta: I'm sorry but aren't we are getting off topic here.

Me: oh, right we were getting off topic. Hey Uta, well since you are already here do you mind doing the intro, I would ask Luffy, but he is currently unconcise.

Uta: sure, and who knocked Luffy out cold like this.

me, Izuku, Broly, Eggman, and Zoro: *all point at Bakugo*

Bakugo: GO FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!

Uta: thanks (sweet incent smile it scares me, Izuku, Eggman, and zoro to our core) Fox does not own any of the skits and shows that are in this fanfiction they are own by their creators please support.

Hestia: okay now Naruto since you are my first member of I guess I should get your stats, so I know where you stand at.

Naruto: okay so how do you do that?

Hestia: well, I am going to need you to take off that jacket and lay down on your stomach.

Naruto: so, like this?

Hestia: yes, like that. (I just got a Glims of Naruto's stomach, and he is well toned)

as Hestia takes Naruto stats, she seen them and became shocked.

Naruto Uzumaki:

level 1

speed: S 190-230

strength: A 170-180

defense: B 150-166

magic: D 0-0 (I do not know if chakra would fall into this category, so I am just going to leave it blank)

(Also, side note I am going to need an second opinion on this)

ability's:

ninjutsu-the ability to mold chakra.

Tijutsu-Long range/close combat fighting

Ninjutsu list:

shadow clone jutsu

rasangan

shadow illusion jutsu

toad summing contract-allows one to summon the toads from mount myoboku.

Fox summing contract-allows one to summon the nine tailed demon fox.

Hestia: I never seen stats like this before.

Naruto: what do you mean?

Hestia: take a look at your stats and see for yourself!

Naruto: no way I still am linked to the toad summoning contract!?

Hestia: toad summon contract!?

as Hestia asked this Naruto flipped thru the hand signs.

Naruto: summoning!

?: hey Naruto, where are we and aren't you dead!?

Naruto: gamatatsu boy am I glad to see a familiar face.

Hestia: there is a giant talking toad I need to sit down.

Naruto: oh, right I guess it is your first time seeing a summing allow me to explain myself.

after Naruto explains he is a shinobi to Hestia.

Gamatatsu: hey Naruto do you want me to send a message to Jariya and lady fifth for you?
Naruto: yes, that will be helpful.

Back in the Hidden leaf

dumb ass council member #1: lady fifth you cannot execute Sasuke Uchiha

Tsunade: have you forgotten Sasuke deserted the village, nearly kill a fellow leaf shinobi, and willingly went to ochmaru and thanks to him we have started to loss each of the lands that Naruto has helped saved.

Dumb ass council#2: you shall not speak of that demon again lady fifth our Uchiha has killed the monster and... (Gets the ever-loving life beat out of him by Tsunade and Jariya)

Tsunade: do not dare put venom into the boy's name who I see as a little brother and if I find out that any of you do so behind my back I will make sure that you DIE with that basturad of an Uchiha.

yeah, sorry I am having to leave this as is I lost my motivation to write this chapter mainly, I do not know what to put after the last line if anyone has Ideas for the next chapter please message me on here or just write it in the comments.