Sup guys, this is me 1602jaw, bringing you some brand new content...in three half.
Yeah, like I mentioned in my update, this chapter ( Along with the remaining rest of the chapters from now on, with the exception of Aftermath and bonus chapter ) will be split into three, four, or...five parts...depending on the length or direction.
That way, it makes it a bit easier for me to update you guys, instead of having to wait for eternity for a new chapter.
So yeah, let's get started. But before we do that, let's go over some reviews first, shall we?
Chomper 348: Stan is truly a patriotic type of guy. And indeed, this will totally be a fun ride, with how many contestants are on this show.
NondescriptNorbert: You are correct on that. It is an early development, so far. Also, originally I didn't plan on eliminating Mr. Frog, but after some consideration, I think I made the right choice. To answer your comment on the bonus chapter, it's also quite an interesting development, as it will surely be important for later in the near future.
thenewsubwayguy: True, this is a legit fun chapter, overall. And I'm glad you found Hades to be the best here, as he is easily one of my favorite Disney villains. As for the bonus chapter, with the defeat of Gjira there's totally going to be a lot of shake up going on. And you can bet Zandrill will be important for later.
Happy Studios: Glad you found that chapter worth the wait because there was a lot of fun development. Glad you particularly found the Mahiru part to be well done. The location there will totally be important later on in the future.
Memeking the Third: I know this bare repeating, but I'm glad you found this chapter to be fun. A totally good start, indeed. And get ready for some Squid Game fun for this chapter...oh, and for the bonus chapter, yeah be super excited for that.
That Guy: Understandable. There was a lot of good content within its first start. And true, be very worried for what is to come.
MonkeyBot54: With Courtney on board, this will surely be an interesting ride for her.
Now then, with that outta the way, let us begin.
"Last time on Total Drama Trainwreck Express!" Chris Mclean recap, "The Bloody Bastards and the Cruel Stars face their first obstacle yet...their team captains, as well as their challenges. The challenges involve climbing to the top of a very long tree and another involves killing off some pests. Things do not go smoothly for the Bloody Bastards, as it would appear that fighting over team captain position isn't going so well. Meanwhile, the Cruel Stars, despite some setbacks, manage to win through the obstacle needlessly. At the end, Mr. Frog had to go, and a new intern have arrive".
"Chris! Can you please get off of me? My back hurts!" Courtney whines, being used as a stool for him, perhaps out of Chris pure enjoyment, "I don't know why you are using me as a stool here!"
"In a minute! Gosh..." Chris yells at her with a whining tone, then he resumes, "Who will be next in line to get eliminated? Found out today on Total! Drama! Trainwreck Express!"
"I'm being serious, Chris!"
"Quite!"
In the afternoon sky of Earth, the train remains in flight as it passes by the dozens of clouds and birds.
Inside, somewhere within the vents the two Isis agents that sneak on board were setting up their new home for the duration of the train trip.
Cheryl is seen sitting on an arm chair..well, laying on the armchair with her legs on the arms, all while she is reading a magazine.
As for Pam, she is pushing an old couch with her back.
The tables, the arm chairs, mattress and some cabinets were already set up. All of which were done by Pam. And only Pam.
"Keep it up, girl", Cheryl said, not taking her glance off, "You're doing super great here. Like, really, really, really great here".
"Hey, a little help here?" Pam asked, "My fata** isn't going to do the grunt work itself".
"Umm…why?"
"Oh I don't know, maybe it called being f*cking helpful!"
"Umm...I don't know, I'm kinda still feeling ozzy after", She replied, "After...hmm, you know. Being stuck in a briefcase".
"Well can you at least be on the lookout through these vents? We are trying to remain hidden, and I do not want to be found out and be fired from my own job because I got too interested in Ray mission".
"Well I would but-"
"But what?"
There was an awkward silence between the two, until Cheryl resumed her reading. Much to Pam groaning frustration, "Fine! I do everything by myself then. Don't know why I even brought you along".
"Hey, you ever wonder why these vents are so massive and huge?"
"No idea. Probably some sick challenge the host might come up with for later".
"Do you think they might hear us?"
"No clue", Pam replied, "I mean, we are somewhere that is a bit further above from them hearing us. Plus, I got these old furniture in this area, so yeah. I think we are perfectly safe. Thank god it is located in a cluster storage room".
"A pretty massive a**, storage room".
Inside the loser room, 2D is showing off his guitar skill to Lammy. The both of them were sitting together, all while Murderface sat across from them, facing them with a grudging look.
"So let me get this straight", Lammy asked 2D, baffled by one of his statements, "You've been practicing playing the guitar and other instruments, blinded...for one minute? That's insane".
"I know. Pretty strange, I get it".
"That's very talented. Tell me, were you this good at it before or after you got blinded?"
"Uhhh can't remember, really", 2D replied, "My memory can be a little muzzle at times. Hanging out with my chaps can cause a lot of things to swirl in your head".
"I can understand. Being in a band must be tough", Lammy said, "Or in this case, crazy for you, considering what you told me about them".
"Nah, it's not all tough or crazy. Sometimes, it's right".
"Right...what?"
"Right...actually, forget what I was going to say there".
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"I found 2D to be really an interesting guy", Lammy confesses, "I've never thought I would get to meet and hang out with someone as special as him. Makes me wish I was this talented. Like, I don't think I could practice under one minute".
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"Pff one minute doesn't sound that impressive", Murderface told them, overhearing them, "If you ask me, using a d*ck to play a guitar is more impressive".
"Ew, that's..just gross", Lammy remarked, irk by it.
"Intriguing. Did your d*ck has arms or something?" 2D asked, generally curious of his claim.
"What? Hell no!"
"Oh...well can your d*ck use the force? Or does it have invisible arms or something like that?"
"No...it's...it's none of that!"
"Oh...then what does your d*ck really do?" 2D asked.
"It pisses and plays the guitar, you numbskull!"
"That's it?"
"Yeah, that's it! A pretty brutal set of skills if you ask me".
There was a moment of silence between the two, until 2D responded, nonchalantly, "I don't know. Seems more like a health issue. You should check with a doctor on that".
This only made Murderface even more offended, scowling at his comment.
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"That guy is still getting on my nerves", Murderface confess, "Believing that my d*ck has arms. Pretty brutal and cursed, don't get me wrong. But his attitude alone strike me as someone that needed their balls to be ripped off. Like, per mentally".
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"You being oddly fascinated over that guy's ability to use his...uhhh", Lammy said, feeling a bit uncomfortable to blurt it out, "Umm...thing to play a guitar".
"Eh, I'm always fascinated with weird things", 2D told her, "Want me to tell you the story about this whole lawsuit thing going with a floating island?"
"Sure".
"I swear to god", Murderface uttered to himself, "I am seriously going to shove a knife in his hollow eye. Knives freaking hot as a steaming pile of rocks, that's what I'm going to do with him".
"Huh, you said something?" 2D asked him.
"Uhhh no! I didn't say anything!"
"Could've sworn you utter something", Lammy pointed out.
"I...said nothing! That is all".
Both Lammy and 2D stare at each other and shrug it off.
Moving to somewhere else, a meeting is held by Mahiru, Silver and Tiff.
With Silver snoring off with his sleep.
"So Mahiru, how does it feel to be the official team captain?" Tiff asked her.
"Feels great", Mahiru confesses, "I never actually thought I would be picked, but I'm really glad I did".
"We are all glad. I mean, what were you expecting for us to pick? A literal jerk named Stan?"
Mahiru chuckled, "Yeah I guess you do have a point".
"Anyways let's start talking strategy", Tiff explained, "Now in order to be a good leader, what you need is some little help. That's why I'm here to support you and give you some advice in leadership".
Mahiru chuckled, "While I do appreciate it, I kinda much prefer doing the strategy on my own. You know, try this new position out by myself and see how it goes".
"Come on, having someone to help you out isn't going to hurt. Besides, teams do require participation".
"Hmm well…I guess so", Mahiru said.
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"She does make some point", Mahiru confesses, "If I'm going to be a good team captain, I have to focus and listen to what my fellow contestants want to say".
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"So what do you have in mind?" Mahiru asked, curiously.
"How about we start off by giving a good speech", Tiff replied,
"A speech?"
"Yeah, every leader needs a speech. A way to inspire everyone".
"I…guess there's nothing bad about giving a good speech. I mean after all, if I'm going to gain everyone's trust, I might as well spread my word to them".
"Good", She said, as she pulled and rummaged something underneath the table, "Luckily, with my good skill at observation and knowledge, I managed to write every idea down".
"Wait...everything?"
"Yep!"
Much to Mahiru stunned, Tiff pulled out a large stack of paper, which intimidated Mahiru a little.
"Wow…that's uhhh…a lot".
Tiff explained, "Yeah I got nothing much else to do, so I just started writing. Gotta be helpful to someone new with being team captain".
"Well isn't that", Mahiru gulp, "Helpful".
"Don't worry, Captain Mahiru. It's not going to be stressful to go over this. It'll only take us...uhhh...2 hours".
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"Okay, I'll admit it doesn't seem easy", Mahiru confesses, "But I can take it. After all, I am Team Captain. And Team Captain means enduring anything that will likely drain you. I...think I worded that correctly".
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While that was going on, Stan Smith was sitting from the back. He sat by side with Brick, as Stan was glancing over there and hearing vague conversation held by them.
"You see that, Brick", Stan told him, "That's the face of someone who doesn't have the guts to go through as Team Captain. She probably doesn't know what endurance mean".
"Sir, I'm sitting next to the window. I have no idea what you're talking about".
"Oh right, sorry", Stan moved on, "Anyways, let's talk about strategy. You and I, privately. You see, when I came on this show, I wanted to prove myself to be the best. To show what a true American hero is like. But now it is ruined because of her. God! This sucks".
"Don't lose all hope. You can still prove it, with or without the title of Team Captain".
"Mmmm nah, I see being Team Captain as a more ideal choice for worth proving. Give off a better impression".
"Oh...so what do you have in mind with strategy?"
"Well cadet, you see I have this wonderful idea", Stan explained, "While everyone is clamoring for the camera girl and how perfect she is, I decided we must beat her at her own game. In other words, outwitting her in every turn".
"Wow...still don't get it".
"Ok so I'll give you an example", Stan continued, "If the camera girl says something and that something involves forbidding me from doing anything and doing exactly what she says, what do you think I'm going to do?"
"Ummm..listen to what she said?"
"No dummy! I'm going to not do what she said and instead do my thing, but much better and cleverly. I like to call it the Stan way".
"Ooooooh so your not going to listen to anything she said, right?"
"Exactly", Stan said, "And if she confronts me about this, I'll just tell her that it's for our team's benefit".
"And you think she'll believe it?"
"Of course she'll believe it, just look at her", Stan told him, "Gullible, oblivious, and too self-absorb to not catch on with my schtick. She'll totally buy it. And if she doesn't, I try harder".
"That's...sounds a good idea, sir!"
"Yep I know. Makes me wish I was the real Team Captain. You know what I mean?
Brick nodded, "Uh huh...although I do feel a little bad for doing this, you know. I have this sworn duty to always respect the person in charge. That being, our Team Captain".
"Ok first off", Stan explained, "I'm in charge here. And by that, I mean this alliance between you and me. Second, it's for the greater good, cadets. Camera girl may be in charge, but she has less experience compared to me, a CIA Agent".
"Uhhh..."
"Look, just try to follow me no matter what. Trust me, once she's gone and I took over, I'll consider you to be my finalist".
"Really?"
"Yep", Stan told him, "Think about it. You don't have to worry about being booted with me around. It's like your drill sergeant. Never giving up on ya...except when it comes to acting like a pansy".
This seems to encourage Brick, brightening him.
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"On one hand, it's very uncharacteristic of me to do this", Brick confesses, "But on the other hand, Stan is somewhat in superiority. Plus, he really admires my hard work so...I can't deny that".
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"Anyways, I'm going to take a dump. Save my seat for me, will ya?" Stan asked.
Leading to Brick to stand up and give a salute, "Yes sir!"
As Stan got up and left, leaving out of the loser room and into a long, blue hallway he is greeted by Rogan, aka Roger. He is leaning against the wall with a smug smirk, facing him.
Stan, much to his annoyance, responded, in a stern tone "Oh it's you".
"Hey Stan, seem to notice you didn't get picked as Team Captain, huh?" Roger asked, taunting, "Pretty awful, isn't it?"
"What do you want?"
"What do I want? Mmm nothing", Roger said, rubbing his finger and facing away from him, "Just roaming around, waiting for you to pass by and start teasing about how much of a failure you are right now for not getting selected".
"Listen here, Roger", Stan told him sternly, "I may not be Team Captain, but at least I'm capable of having more skills than her. I can still win this, even without that title".
"Yeah, as if", Roger said, "Stan, I can guarantee that once she figures out how much of a terrible person you are, they're going to vote you off".
"Ha! As if they will".
"As if they might. Stan, your first impression isn't a good impression. It's a bad one".
"So what? I'm strong and smart. They are not going to vote me off for being useful".
"Stan, you're in a team with a guy who can create magma. Pretty certain if they have to eliminate who, they are going to eliminate you know who".
"The magma guy?"
"No, you!"
"Oh...well that's not going to happen. It can't happen. No way I am getting eliminated because someone else is much stronger than me".
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"I hate to admit", Stan confesses, "But Roger is right. I need to be more aware and be more active. I can't get eliminated because I'm not as strong as the others. I mean...I'm still strong for sure, but compared to the others they are way leagues better than me".
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Back to the loser room, a conversation is held between Reg, Dororo, and James Bond, all while Hyakkimaru is eating fish across from them.
"Aww come on, how come you don't want to tell us more about your secret mission?" Dororo asked James, "It sounds super exciting".
"I already told you about...let see, five or nine times", James replied, casually, "It's a secret. As such, it should stay that way. I could tell you more about my travels, however that is all".
Dororo moaned, slumping within her seat, wanting to hear more about his story as she found staying in the train to be quite boring, "Well this sucks. Thought I could bargain with you, considering there's nothing much to do around here".
"Honestly, I kinda like his travel story", Reg said, then turning to Reg, "Something about the places you describe sound so pleasant, yet not dangerous at the same time".
"Oh, there was plenty of danger, trust me", James Bond told him, "Those are the types of stories that are part of my secret mission".
"Was the danger involving some kind of creature trying to eat you?"
"Something like that. Other halfs involve me having to try to avoid bullets and lawsuits for how many times I tried flirting".
"I see", Reg said, finding his info to be quite interesting, "Don't know what you mean by lawsuit, though".
"Say child", James Bond then asked, "I'm curious about the world you come from".
"Oh, my world?"
"Yes, I'm a bit curious as you are aware that I am quite in the darkness when it comes to fantasy worlds and such. Worlds that are completely alien to me".
"I guess that makes sense", Reg replied, "The world I came from is called the Abyss. Well, I don't mean I live down in the Abyss, but...it's complicated".
"Understood", James nodded.
"Anyways, me, Riko, Nanachi, and Faputa have been traveling down there for...I guess a week or so".
"Interesting. And what is the reason behind this trip?"
"To search for Riko mom", Reg said, "And also uncover who I am, as I do have memory loss".
"I see", James Bond said, "I would like to hear more about your journey, lad. I might even consider writing a book about it".
Reg smiled, nodding, "Sure. Although I should warn you, it does get graphic".
"Please. I've been through many things in my life that are...quite graphic", James said, "I can handle it".
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"The young lad is an interesting lad", James confessed, "Never thought my first friend on this train would be a robot, but many oddities have happened to me before so this is a refresher".
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"If you excuse me", James then got up and made his way out of the seat, leaving Dororo and Reg alone, "I need to make a special call with someone".
Reg nodded, with Dororo asking him out of curiosity, "You seem to take quite an interest in him".
"Well I mean he does seem kinda interesting", Reg told her, "Like you said, I need to be a bit more open with people".
"I guess so. Didn't think you would befriend someone like him", Dororo chuckled.
Reg smiled, then he asked, a bit worryingly, "Soooo...about that whole...intern thing with you".
"It's going alright", Dororo replied, casually, "Nothing too spectacular. Just the usual cleaning the area and stuff like that. Just normal chores. Although I'm not too comfortable roaming around with those Looney tards".
"You mean the Lunataks?"
"Yeah, them", Dororo told him, "There's something suspicious about them, Real suspicious".
"You know, you haven't really told me why you found them suspicious", Reg said, "I mean, don't get me wrong they look intimidating and I'm aware you two have a history with them".
"It's just a complicated situation that me, and my bro were put in. Those morons were the additional bonuses to our problem. I have no clue why they are here, what their reasoning for being here or what. But I'm keeping a close eye on them. Making sure they don't cause any trouble".
"Okay then", Reg nodded, "If you need any help, shout for me. I'm going to take a nap in the lounging room".
"You do realize Chris forbids any Bloody Bastards to enter the lounging room, right?"
"I don't think Chris seems to care that much", Reg responded, "Matter of fact, seems kinda pointless for him to set up this rule, since I notice nobody seems to follow it".
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"They are up to something here", Dororo confesses, "I just know it. I doubt they came here for money, though. They must have some sinister intention behind all this".
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Cutting to elsewhere in the same room, another conversation is held, this time being Hades and Eggman.
"Okay Eggguy, Robot guy, whatever name fits ya", Hades said, "What kind of members are we talking about here. Because I have some ideas in my head that could be very useful for me to climb back on top of Mount Olympus, if you know what I mean".
"You really that determined in getting to that place, huh?"
"Well you know, I'm a God for crying out all. God of the Underworld. A place where I shouldn't be restricted to, but I guess the all mighty Zeus has a say at everything. Poseidon coming second, of course".
"I can't blame ya. I tried taking over the universe, and looking where I am. Competing on some reality show alongside a bunch of kids and weirdos with gross fetishes. Seriously, you should keep a close eye on that Donald guy. He creeps me out".
"Heh, yeah totally", Hades said, "Anyways, back to what we are talking about, what kind of member are we adding here?"
"Good question", Eggman replied, "I've been thinking of adding someone that may seem useful, but has a more gullible side to it. Easy to manipulate if you catch my drift".
"Huh alright, going with the whole easy target thing. I like it".
"Who do you have in mind?"
"Good question because I've been thinking of adding that magma guy to be part of our special group", Hades told him, "I mean think about it, he's tall, buff, has that whole intimidating aesthetic he's going for. He even, if I may add, has a position of power in his world like I do….some what. Like, imagining him joining our group. That'll be insane".
"Sounds like a good start", Eggman said, "I see nothing wrong about it. If anything, having him on our side would be really helpful.".
"I know. And you?"
"I'm going with...the brown, long hair guy name JFK or something".
"What? Him? Seriously?"
"Well he's gullible enough to manipulate", Eggman told him, "Plus, he's an athlete. Well, not as athletic as I am if I'm perfectly honest. But I do feel we need enough strong bones in our group. Pretty much, more muscle".
"Right", Hades said, "Interesting choice there. Got no complaints. Next choice of mine, Alastor".
"Alastor. Pretty obvious if you ask me".
"Yeah, not surprising I know. But like what we are doing now, we need enough powerhouses to join our gig, okay?"
"You think that Alastor guy would be easily convinced?"
"Of course I am easily convinced", Alastor suddenly appeared, right next to the right side to Eggman, "Why, I am easily interested in your guys' alliance, obviously!"
"See, he's on board. Totally on board".
"Perhaps allow me to add a bit of my suggestions", Alastor told them, "How about we add Stocking within our little chat group here?"
"You mean your ex?" Eggman asked.
"Exactly".
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, you want us to add her?" Hades asked, "Interesting choice, but umm let me ask you, why do you want to bring her in? I mean, didn't you two break up or something? Plus, I'm not sure she would be totally happy about it. Not that I'm fully scare or anything, just I'm fully aware of how messy relationships work. Believe me, I been there before"
"Yes, but it got me thinking and realized how much fun it would be to add her in. After all, it's all about adding the strongest player within our group….ignoring her gluten problem".
"Hmmm, well I mean", Eggman said, "We do need a girl within our group".
"Fine. Fine by me", Hades said, "As long as we have enough strong players in our group, we'll be unstoppable".
"Interesting that you are on board", Alastor said, "Although I am curious how we going to convince each of them".
"Relax. I got this cover".
"You going to try to convince each of them?" Eggman asked.
"Of course. I'm a charismatic guy. I know how to talk my way through anything".
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"To be firm with ya, I think this whole alliance is going to be a perfect win for me", Hades confesses, "It's quite, quite easy. No sabotage involved, just a calculated strategy that me alone can come up with".
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In the lounge room where the Cruel Stars reside ( Some go off somewhere to do their own things, except in the loser room ), Zeroman comes out from his cabin and stretches his arm out, yawning.
"Boy, what a nap", He said to himself, "Welp, time to try to make some friends. If I know a thing and two about staying on this game show is that I need some companions to help me out. Now let's see…..".
Zeroman began to observe around the room.
He takes notice of Egon writing down notes, all while Scratch begins to shoot spitballs at him with a straw.
Next he took notice of Loona, still texting her phone. Bolo came by and try to flirt, but instead get a punch in the face, knocking him out cold.
Finally, he took notice of Logan sitting on an armchair, smoking. And Larfleeze floating, still cresting his Lantern.
"Hmm well, not how I imagine my third day of picking out new friends will be", Zero said, "But this will do".
He approaches them, giving a greeting gesture, "Greetings my fellow….ummm, heroic friends".
Logan responded, not taking a look at him, "Hi".
"Back off!" Larfleeze bark.
"I see things have been quite peaceful around here".
"Eh", Logan shrugged.
Feeling the awkwardness of this situation, Zeroman tried to converse with Larfleeze, thinking this may lighten things up a bit, "Say Larfleeze, uhhhh nice…umm, Lantern thing you got there. I see you keeping it pristine".
"Yes, and it will stay this way before anyone could try SNATCHING IT FROM THEIR GREEDY HANDS! SO BACK OFF! IT'S MINE!"
This cause Zeroman to back away a little.
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"Ok, so not entirely the perfect approach when making friends that are similar to you", Zeroman confessed, "Well, in terms of superpowers. But I have to keep trying. Besides, I can't stay alone like this. I need to make some new pals and what not".
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Cutting to somewhere else, Scott and Frollo are conversing with each other, sitting close to the window and near the wall.
"Really glad you're taking up my offer", Scott told him, "I was honestly going to try to make an alliance with Critic dude, but you seem fine enough".
"Just a reminder, I do not share the same vile...intention that you seem to like to present yourself here", Frollo told him.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a handsome, dirty rat", Scott said, "Now listen, In order to stay in the game, which I'm sure seems pretty obvious and you already know but this is just a reminder, you need to be nicer. Show some compassion and honesty and bam! You gain their trust and you turn that trust into pure manipulation".
"Pfff, what else is new?" Frollo rolled his eyes.
"It's not easy. First impressions can break that immersion, so perhaps it is time to go through it a bit more slowly".
"How original. You know, even though I've never seen the show I do hear mention of you having been eliminated by your same foolish tactics before".
"Who told you that?"
"Those who competed alongside you...like that witch girl with the pale hair".
"Ok first off, the shark is to blame", Scott stated, "Secondly, I made tons of mistakes, sure. But right now, I am going to not repeat it this time. That is why I need your help. We need some help. You and me".
Frollo scoff, "Never ever in my entire life I imagine myself working with some rodent".
"Hey, handsome rodent", Scott clarified, "Anyways yeah, not a perfect strategy, but a bit refined one this time around".
"And how do you propose we do that?" Frollo asked, "I've try to do that with the Monk boy and his awful, vulgar friend Ryuko, but they seem pretty aware I'm not a man to be trusted. I can even feel I'm going to be the one selected to go home. Who knows where that hellish, portal will send me to".
"Relax, Judge Failure. It isn't easy, I get it but here's the thing. You've already gotten a good start, again not perfect. You just need to elevate it a bit further, as a way to show your development, and in other words trust".
"Yes but the problem arises with the red hair girl, the hyper demon, and others that could get in our way of progress".
"Look, it's going to take some time. Believe me, I've seen it. You just have to get into it, be more tolerant and caring for your fellow contestants, and once the time comes you can ditch them. Or in other words, use them to your advantage. You and I will be the true finalists. See?"
"Hmm...you do make some interesting points", Frollo told him, "Very well, I'll try to be more...into this fake persona".
"Great! I'll follow you through everything", Scott told him, "I've already got my sight on someone already".
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"So here's the thing", Scott confesses, "I only made up the whole me and him being the finalist because I need some scapegoat to use when the time comes I don't see any use for him. Either that, or if I'm in a dire position. Frollo is the best example. If there's a time for me to eliminate someone, then I may use him later".
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"Scott!"
A familiar voice caught Scott's ear. It was Courtney ( In her intern uniform ), running up to him before painting a bit as she stopped.
"Oh...it's your", Scott responded, not fondly, "What an unpleasant surprise".
"Thank god, I found ya", Courtney told him, "I've been searching for you in this entire train for hours!"
"Well considering where I am now, no wonder I voted you off. In fact, I'm glad I voted you off, you jerk!"
"Listen Scott", Courtney said, getting straight to the point, "I'm super, super, super sorry about what happened. I know what I did back there on All Star was wrong and unforgivable. I even hated myself for making that chart. Adding Gwen, Zoey, you-"
"With a tail on it, if I may add".
"Yes! I know! And I am so sorry about that! It was dumb for me to do. And it is still dumb to this day".
"Well sorry isn't going to budge. You made that chart, you gave me a tail, and...oh yeah, you gave me a tail!", Scott told her, "So no! Don't expect anything out of me in return. I am not interested in falling in love with you again! Period!"
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"Ugh, this is so hard," Courtney confessed, "I didn't come here so I can make myself feel better, okay! I came to make it up to Scott. I thought if I compete on this show and help Scott out during the duration of his stay, this could patch our relationship up. I was even considering splitting the money with him, if he and I were finalists. But no! That idiot host, Chris, thought it would be perfect to hire me as an intern!"
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"Well can you at least let me help you out...whatever you're doing right now?"
"Sorry. Fat chance".
"Come on! Please Scott".
"Nope. Not interested. Now leave me alone!" Scott told her off, turning away from her, "I'm busy with something here.
"But-?"
"Ahem!"
This causes Courtney to groan out of frustration, as she walks out of there.
"Who was that?" Frollo asked him.
"My girlfriend", Scott replied, "Well, used to be my girlfriend, until she made that chart and gave me a freaking tail. As if I'm interested in patching up my relationship with her".
"Ugh, I can relate", Frollo said, "I used to have such lustful feelings toward a particular woman. Feeling that I am ashamed of and wish to get rid of it by any means possible. There was this one girl that I felt fixated on, but as I progress further and further into my despair, I-"
"Okay, okay, you don't need to tell me your tragic, love story", Scott told him, "I don't need that".
"Sorry", Frollo replied, "Just want to express my...awful frustration back then".
"Yeah, totally get it. Met a cute girl, fell in love at first sight, and bam! Quickly it turns out that cute girl to be nothing more than a rat with horns".
"Ummm...yes, something like that, I suppose".
Cutting to the long table, a discussion is held between Ryuko, Brendan, Wendy, and Mako.
A discussion of a serious matter.
"Wait, you got a call from a mysterious person name Simffuring", Mako asked, "Who's connected to the group of Black Hole guys that you, Wendy, and Brendan have encounter earlier?"
"You know, you didn't really have to repeat all of that", Wendy told her, "All of us kinda know about it".
"I know. I just thought it would add a bit of dramatic flair to the situation we are".
"This…this is a lot to take in", Brendan remarked, "Like not only do we have to deal with this whole…stone thing that you mention, but also deal with this fellow name Simffuring".
"Yeah Ryuko, normally I would be totally hop on board with this, considering", Wendy told her, leaning on her chair and strapping her arms behind her head, "Well, considering how much weird stuff I've been through. At this rate, I'm beginning to take a toll from this".
"Look guys, I'm as tired as you are, but this is serious", Ryuko told them.
Brendan sighs, "Guess there's no way of avoiding this. So Ryuko, what are we going to do?"
"He mentioned something about him sending some guys after us", Ryuko replied, "If that's the case, then I think we should prepare ourselves for anything. Get a jump on them before they could take us".
"Sounds fine by me", Wendy replied, holding out her axe and doing a little spin with it, "Been a while since I practiced with this. Not since last summer".
"Your not too concerned about this?" Brendan asked Ryuko.
"Of course not. With how many baddies we've dealt with, this isn't all that new", Ryuko told him, "Cherieng is after us, Cobra is after us, Mon*star after us, those Black Hole guys are after us, Mumm ra is really after us, and now this".
"Sheesh, anyone else that I missed out on?" Wendy remarked.
"Look, the point is, I'm not scared", Ryuko stated, "A bit furious about this and perhaps tired, but not scared. It literally a sh*t storm of a**hole going after us".
"Man that's a lot", Mako commented, "I wonder if it's due to the popularity of this show or because of us?"
"Pretty sure it us", Wendy told her.
"But wait, I know this seems all important, and I do respect you taking a lot of responsibility", Brendan then asked, "But aren't we forgetting something here?"
"Huh? And what's that?" Ryuko asked.
"Our teammates. You know, some of our teammates on this train", Brendan told her, "Don't you think we should try to inform them about this, or in this case, properly relay them. It feels kinda wrong to leave this in the dark. After what happened last time".
"The kid is right", Senketsu told her, "As much as I am legit, on board with you finally being more active about this, you should think about what others may think about this. After all, most of them aren't even aware of your guys situation".
"And ones that are, like myself, are still confused", Wendy told her, "Also, we should probably try to not inform all of them…especially our team captain".
"Hmm…you guys do have a point. I guess there's nothing wrong about sharing the news to everyone", Ryuko said, as even though her and Wendy's determination were strong, the question about telling this news to some of them and how to do it is quite difficult to their end, "The problem is how we going to try to relay it".
"That's an easy answer", Mako said, "We just confront each and one of them, and just tell them the truth. All while we reassure them everything is going to be okay with sunshine and fries and ice cream".
"I don't think that's going to be easy, Mako".
"I know. Just a suggestion".
As they were thinking about this, Satsuki entered the scene. Passing by her sister.
"Hello sis".
Ryuko glanced at her, moving from a serious, concerned expression to more of an awkward, surprise one, "Oh ... .hi".
"What are you four discussing about?"
"It's something…."Ryuko glanced down.
"Something what?"
"It's…something serious", Ryuko told her, "About ... .umm our current situation".
"Is this about what happened in the last challenge?"
"No! It's…something else entirely".
There was a moment of silence as Satsuki stood there and looked down at her, all the while the other three only watched, with Wendy looking away and whistling.
After a few seconds, Satsuki finally spoke, "Hmph, I see. Well don't act too careless, sis. Just a reminder that I am still competitive, even if we are on the same team".
"But wait, I thought you said you-", Before Brendan could point it out, Satsuki already responded.
Loudly, "I know what I just said! Good day".
After Satsuki passed by them, Wendy remarked, "Sheesh, I guess you two respect for one another isn't an easy one, huh?"
"Well I did try my best to make Ryuko have less enemies to deal with", Senketsu said, "But either she isn't trying or…no, actually she wasn't".
"Will you just shut up! It's bad enough I have enough problems right now", Ryuko told him.
"You know Ryuko, if you need any help to deal with your sister", Mako suggested, "You can always ask one of us. Take me, for example. I always know how to handle a sibling problem".
"Look I appreciate the support, but this is something I need to deal with alone", Ryuko told her, "After all, it is a blood related problem".
"Ugh, I can totally relate with you, man", Wendy said to her, "The only difference is I have brothers to deal with a lot. Sisters are a lot tougher".
"Totally get what you mean".
"Well I've never had siblings before", Brendan told them, "So I'm a bit out of touch here from your guys relationship".
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"What the hell was that back there?" Ryuko asked for her shirt.
"What? I'm trying to give you more encouragement?"
"Encouragement? You call that encouragement"
"Yeah, it's called tough encouragement. As in, do better or something".
Ryuko groaned to herself, "You're not being helpful at all".
"Listen, just continue with this and I'm sure we can get through this unscathed. Well, unless we get eliminated earlier".
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"I'm going to hit the stall guys", Ryuko said, getting up and heading to the confession booth, leaving the three alone to discuss this matter.
"Sooooo….about this whole relaying the news to them", Brendan mentioned.
"I don't know, man", Wendy replied, "Just going along with what's been going on, dude".
"You seem a lot more chill compared to last season", Mako remarked.
"Yeah, I realized being the whole Team Captain thing kinda stresses me out a bit", Wendy told her, "Nowadays, I'm trying to remain relaxed and not get a freaking headache from remembering all this multiverse stuff going on".
"I can relate. I can't even remember the last time I had a single happy thought besides stress ... .and fear…..and anxiety ... ... ..and all that not so good stuff".
"Well, I guess we should try our best at informing this news without causing severe panic", Brendan told them, "Maybe I should try telling it to Robyn. I figure she seems reasonable".
"Cool", Wendy told him, "I'll tell Mabel. She seems pretty chill with anything. Like I could mention a squid monster with goat heads and she would be really excited about it".
"SAY WHAT?!" Mabel's head suddenly burst from the table, much to their startlement, "Oh, hi guys? What's up?"
"Mabel, have you been under the table this entire time?"
"Uhhh duh! Yes", Mabel replied, pulling out her chips and beginning eating them, "I overheard everything you guys were talking about. The whole deal with this Simffuring guys, some space mob, and a mummy. Like, all of that sounds wicked!"
"Ummm great. Glad your taking this well" Brendan remarked.
"Yeah I'm taking it well. Says the one who saved the world from some dumb, pyramid guy, or an ugly, skeleton lady".
"Skeleton lady?" Wendy asked, "You mean Cherieng, right?"
"Yep!"
"Wait, you know who Cherieng is?" Mako asked.
"Yeah, it's a long story".
Elsewhere in a shooting range room perhaps, Robyn is doing her usual thing. Testing her crossbow.
The target paper was an ordinary target. Being shot by dozens of arrows by Robyn from a far distance.
"Huh, so this is what a shooting range room is", Robyn remarked, looking around, "A bit metallic and cold, but not a bad place for me to practice. Isn't that right, Merlyn?"
She raised her arm, then realization came to her, "Oh...right...didn't bring Meryln along…Should've probably bring her along for company".
Suddenly, she heard a trumpet sound coming from her right.
It was Lightning, blowing the trumpet away and announcing, "Make way for the little man winner himself! Jose!"
"It's Winner!" Jose appeared and shouted. He jumps, grabs the trumpet and tosses it at his face, "You idiot!"
"Ow! Sorry", Lightning apologized, rubbing his cheek.
"Oh, it's you", Robyn confusingly said, then asked, "What are you doing here?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Jose replied, grinningly. Thinking she already knew.
"No".
"Oh...", Jose dropped his composure, then resumed back, "Well to answer your desperate, worried question, since we won our very first challenge because of my expertise in leadership".
"Ugh", Robyn rolled her eyes.
"It made me realize how many potential skills I may have. That is why, from now on, I will be training myself more! Prepare for anything!"
"Oh, so your finally going to be useful", Robyn replied, sarcastically and deadpan, "Well isn't that good news".
"Silence! Now let me concrete!" Jose said, pulling out a pistol from his pocket and aiming at the clean, paper target in front of him from the distance, "You see, I have a sharp eye at everything. Meaning, I'm an expert in firearms".
"Riiiiight".
"Lightning!"
"Yes sir! Got any further orders you want me to do?" Lightning asked, "Want me to toss this little girl out of the room?"
"Wait what?" Robyn asked, being caught off by his statement".
"No!" Jose shouted at him, "Let her watch so she could admire my skills".
"Oh god", Robyn responded, embarrassingly as she facepalm.
"As for you, I need you to change the paper target for me", Jose told him, pulling out a picture, showing a close up of a face. That being, his father, "To something more...personal".
"Got it! Personal! Easy like a cake!"
"Just go!"
Lightning did as he asked and changed the paper target. Once he did just that, he returned and saluted back to him, as Jose chuckled and aimed at the picture.
"Excellent. Watch and learn", Jose said to himself, grinning as he pulled the trigger.
However, instead of striking the target, it misses. Much to Jose stunned.
Jose resumed back, aiming and firing. It misses again.
"What the?"
"Well, I do admire someone at least trying".
"Shut it! It's just too far away", Jose told her, then turned to Lightning, "Lightning! Make that target be a bit further to my liking".
Lightning nodded. He approaches the target, pulls it out and places it a bit further to his distance. Once he returned, Jose chuckled to himself once more, as he tried once more to shoot at it.
"No failure in my sight", He said, then firing.
And like last time, it misses. Much to his surprise again, only this time a bit frustrated. He began to constantly fire, constantly trying, constantly being overwhelmed and struggling to shoot the target.
Instead, it only misses and shoots the wall behind, causing Jose to grunt in frustration, throwing the pistol at Lightning, knocking him out on the ground.
"I'm okay!" Lightning reassures.
"You know, losing composure isn't really a neat skill to have when it comes to using firearms", Robyn sarcastically said to him, smirking at a huffing Jose.
"Hmph! That's just because I'm using a gun! I'm more suited with a...uhhhh, crossbow! Yeah!" Jose replied, grabbing her crossbow, "Give me that! I'll show you how much of a super skill leader that I am!"
"Hey! Give it back!" Robyn demanded.
"And why should I?" Jose responded, "I'm Team Captain. I can take anything I want!"
"Oh sure you are", Damien appears in the room, casually walking in and insulting him, "Rage quitting because you missed your target and stealing someone else's weapon definitely sounds like a good team captain. Besides lying, of course".
"Shut up! I do not want your opinion! Bird boy" Jose proceeds to aim back at the target and fire.
It misses.
He did it again,
It misses.
He did it again, once more.
It misses.
He did it over and over and over and over and over and over and OVER AGAIN!
It misses. All of the arrows manage to stick on upon the wall behind.
This only causes him to hiss in frustration, as Robyn snatched the crossbow out of his palm and told him, "Look, if you really want to develop your skill, perhaps you could've ask someone for help".
"As if I need some help!"
"Good idea", Damien told her, "He doesn't need one. I'm sure the great, mighty Jose knows what he's doing".
Jose grunted and crossed his arm. Then he took notice of Lightning, which gave him an idea.
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"There is something so annoying about Jose", Robyn confesses, "I encounter people like him, especially with Padraig. But him being so egocentric it makes my blood boil".
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"It's clear to me my teammates haven't caught on to my potential", Jose said, "I can see that. And to that, I say deal with it! I, Jose! Holds great power with my leadership. It obvious they don't get it"
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"Uhhhh...hey captain Jose", Lightning was in the shooting range, now with the paper target sticking on his face. He asked, worryingly, "What am I supposed to do here?
"Simple. If you hear a click, try to avoid it", Jose chuckled, as he aimed his gun at him.
"Umm...okay", Lightning worryingly responded, "I guess".
"Jose, this seems like a bad idea", Robyn told him.
"Shhhh shut up. You are making me lose my concentration".
"You really don't need to stick around", Damien told her, "I can easily slice those bullets quickly before it could reach that bumbling idiot".
"Yea, but I don't want to get either of them hurt", Robyn told him, "Also wait, you can slice bullets that quickly?"
"Yep. Got all that skill from my Da-I mean, Batman".
"Oh...wait, who's Batman?"
Just then, the loud speaker was turned on and Chris' voice began to be heard throughout the train, "ATTENTION CONTESTANTS! PREPARE YOURSELF AS WE ARE REACHING KOREA! Well, technically between the borders of North and South Korea. Especially near the North, heheheh...anyways, challenge time!"
( Somewhere between the borders of North and South Korea ).
The land was...nothing special. It was a wide, open area of grass and dirt, as well as puddles of water that filled up the entire ditch, likely caused by the rain.
The train landed. Slowly the contestants come out of the train, admiring...well, admiring some aspect of their new surroundings. Either that, or finally catching some fresh air.
Murderface took a rock and threw it at a distance out of pure boredom.
He then notices Lammy having a trip on the dirt ground.
"Need help?" 2D asked, holding his hand out for her and helping her up.
With Lammy replying, smiling, "Yeah, thanks 2D".
"Any help you need, I'm always there...well, except for when it comes to my brain being dead for a few seconds".
This only made Murderface growl out of spite.
He then notices Loona texting her phone, standing next to him.
Feeling the need to be better than him, Murderface proceeded to push Loona to the ground and pretended as if he noticed, "Oh no! It would appear that someone is on a trip. Let me help you up for my generous cursory".
As Murderface helped a surprise look from Loona, she returned the favor by punching him in the guts and leaving him on the ground, groaning.
"Ow! F*ck!"
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"What? I'm not letting that jacka** try to make himself look nice and polite", Murderface confesses, "I could do a lot better than that. Hell, I'm a compassionate guy myself, more so than that moron".
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As everyone waits and some arrive, Nami observes the surrounding area.
She remarked, "Wow, kinda hoping we would land somewhere interesting. I wonder what today's challenge will be?"
"Hopefully something easier", Pumyra told her.
"Pretty doubt it", Wendy told the both of them, "This is Chris' show after all. He can turn an empty parking lot into a death trap".
"I see", Pumyra then asked Nami, "So Nami, what kind of reward do you think Chris may give us this time around".
"Well I'm hoping it will be something valuable", Nami replied, "Probably gold or something, I don't know".
"Honestly, I'm hoping for either food and gold".
"Really? I'm totally thinking the same thing. Well, I'm not like Luffy in terms of desiring food, but a reward that comes with both gold and food. I don't know, that's kinda double neat".
"Heh, yeah. Totally agree on that one".
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"I gotta make sure my charade is convincing enough if I'm going to make it through", Pumyra confesses, "I'm surprised I manage to quickly gain her interest by sharing her interest in the fortunate. I'm not greedy, mind you. Not to an extend".
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Elsewhere, Sakazuki looked around and observed his area, crossed arm.
He wasn't admiring the scenery, more so just glancing around and waiting.
Hades sees a good opportunity and approaches him, "Akainu! Sup fire guy! Admiring the scenery, aren't ya?"
"Tch", Sakazuki responded back.
"You know, I can tell by some mannerism and expression that you really don't like our new Team Captain", Hades said, while Sakazuki isn't glancing back at him, "I mean I can't blame ya, after all she's just a teenager with a camera for crying out loud. Heck, if you ask me the host made the fable mistake of coming up with that idea of us trying to prove our worth in the first place, am I right?"
"What are you getting at here?" Sakazuki asked, "Are you planning something?"
"Me? Planning", Hades said, "I mean it a possibility, but as an Underworld God myself ... .yes, I am. And to get to the point, I'm forming an alliance".
"An alliance huh?"
"Yeah, you know a group of guys doing their own thing, doing something that isn't related to her opinion", He told her, "You know, pure fun and all. Pure strategic fun. Just you, me, and others in a group without having that CAMERA girl! In our way".
"Hmmm…
"Come on, think about it".
"I'm not fully sure if your idea of yours seems bulletproof. If you ask me, I'm not fully convinced about this offer of yours".
"What? You want me to convince you by giving you some Loukomadis or something like come on! Pal!"
Sakazuki simply scoffed and moved off, with Hades stopping right in front of him, "Alright, alright, alright! Okay, so you aren't easily convinced, that's fine. But please do reconsider. Because let's be honest here, we are on the same page here. Both of us. Disliking the Camera Lady being our leader. That whole schtick".
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"This Hades guy is chatty, I'll give him that", Sakazuki confesses, "I don't believe in his whole alliance thing, nor do I believe in our team captain".
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As Sakazuki passed by him, Alastor approached Hades.
Laughing and remarking, "Well how's your conviction been going? Going smoothly, terribly?"
"Heh, more like deep to the ground under the word terribly", Hades told him, "I'm betting yours is doing any better".
"Oh, I'm just taking my time here. Choosing the right time to reveal this offer to her".
"Better hope she's fully on board with it".
"Probably. Probably not".
Cutting to elsewhere, Robyn is sitting on a boulder, waiting and staring at the empty, grass area.
Brendan looked on, trying to think of a way to try not to screw up by relaying this warning, "Okay, you can do this. Just remain calm and if she acts a bit confused, I'll try to explain it the best I could".
But before he could do it, Frollo came to him from behind, greeting him to get his attention, "Hello Brendan".
Brendan turned, "Frollo? What do you want?"
"Oh, I just came by to inform you about ... well, what happened last time".
"What?"
"About me and the girl
"You mean Ryuko?"
"Yes", He replied, "I just want to tell you that despite me having no such pleasant terms with your other friends, I hold no ill feeling toward her".
"That's fine, I guess", Brendan replied, "I know Ryuko can be a bit aggressive sometime, but she still care for-"
"Nonetheless, I do want to ask you something important", Frollo told him, "If you don't mind".
"Umm okay".
"Do you still consider me…as….as, uhhhh….".
"As a friend?"
"Yes, that's what I was going for. A friend", He said, grinning.
This only made Brendan a bit confused and uncomfortable, "Uhhhh…."
"I mean, we are friends right? Speaking from someone isn't custom to everything".
"Well I mean, we are teammates, but-"
Before he could respond, Jose's voice shouting was heard, gaining the attention of his team, "Everyone! I demand an audience at once! So that means! My teammates!"
"Looks like our team captain needed us", Brendan told him, "Unfortunately".
"Yes…unfortunately", Frollo scowled, as Brendan ran off to join up with the others.
"What was that?" Scott asked, coming to him.
"What was what?"
"That?" Scott told him, "Were you trying to come off as creepy?"
"What? That was me being polite and gentle with him".
"Yeah, but in a creepy way. Tried to act a bit more casual, okay. Don't just rush it. Otherwise, you and I aren't going to reach the final two together".
Frollo can only scoff from that response.
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"It's going to be hard to give that medieval, creepy judge guy some advice", Scott confessed, "Nor is it going to be easy for me to communicate with him well about certain things that don't work".
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Soon everyone gathered to the position where Jose stood in front of them.
Jose confronted his teams, with Lightning being forced to be on all four for Jose to stand on him, "Team! Listen up! Now since last time, I have been mostly proud of all of you for putting up all this hard work".
"3...2...1", Wendy counted.
"Thanks to my expertise in leadership".
"Knew it".
"So I want every single one of you to not mess up", Jose told all of them, "If I see someone slacking off or going against my leadership stasis, you can guarantee you will fear my wrath!".
"The only thing I'm going to fear is whether or not you're a** is going to bring us down", Ryuko retorted.
"Silence!" Jose shouted, picking up a rock and throwing it at her. However, the impact made it little but ineffective, as it only fell down shortly once he threw it. In other words, a pretty weak throw.
Ryuko was unfazed. Same goes with everyone in his team.
Jose regained his composure, stating, "Ummm yes!...that is all I have to say".
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"Just to make it clear", Jose claimed, "I was tired...from making that speech".
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From closer to their distance, Mahiru took notice of what's going on.
Jose attempted an inspirational speech, "Okay, that was...pretty awkward. But it does give me an idea to try to make my speech not seem terrible…i mean, I think I got the idea. How hard could it be?"
"Ah fresh air", Silver remarked, passing by her and admiring the scenery, "Earth fresh air to be precise. A little snoring did quite a dreary kicking out of me, hahaha".
"Maybe I should ask Silver for some advice", Mahiru told herself, "I mean, he is my second in command. No, no, it's a bit late for that. I probably should've asked before a challenge".
"Hey Captain, how's it been going with your new position?" Silver asked her, "Apologize for passing out. I'm a bit of a lazy type of guy, you know".
"Oh, it's been going great….hope".
"Hope? Heheh, what do you mean by that? Are you a little scare", Silver asked, nudging his arm at her and laughing.
"Ummm…..well".
She turned to her team and took notice of what's been going on.
She sees Megumin and Aqua looking away from each other.
Megumin sticks her tongue at her without Aqua noticing.
Aqua turns to notice, but Megumin quickly faces away and whistles, pretending she didn't do anything.
Aqua is aware, so she picks up a rock and throws it at her.
She did the same and faced away, allowing a confused, irritated Megumin to turn, only to lead to Megumin grab some dirt and throw it at her, which leads to Aqua snatching down at her.
Mahiru then sees Sanji and Zoro arguing, all while Loona stood next to them, not caring a slightest bit and focusing on her phone.
This made Mahiru a bit nervous, with Tiff checking on her, "Hey, are you okay?"
"Oh..I'...uhhhh, fine I guess".
"Fine? You don't look fine", Tiff said, "Is there something wrong?"
"Nothing".
"Oooooh she's just a little nervous, that's all", Silver said.
"Nervous?"
"Look, as much as I want to present a good speech, I feel a bit…ummm, you know shy in front of a crowd. I'm not even sure if this speech of mine seems good".
"Come on, just remember what I told you. Some of them may have...complicated quirks, if you know what I mean, but as long as your speech manages to catch their heart, I'm sure they'll trust you to be their captain".
"Yes, I'm...totally aware of it", Mahiru told her, "But I'm really not too sure about this".
"Just try your best".
"Yeah, try your best laddie", Silver said, coming by, "There's nothing wrong with giving a good speech to a crowd of mates from the outside world".
After taking a few breaths in and out and turning around to face her team, she finally began her speech, "Everyone! Listen! Now since I'm team captain, I want to make an announcement. I know that we lost. I'm...fully aware that some of you are unhappy".
"Totally", Bolo said, "I mean, that challenge was weird. Like, totally weird".
"Oh trust me, just wait until you get to Chris super, special challenges", Stocking told him.
"But just remember that I...uhhhh...I will always be there for you guys. No matter what. Because that's what a Team Captain is. A…uhhh..a..good…..good
Instead of an applaud, it was dead silence. With only a vague, snickering coming from Stan as he tries to control his laughter.
To which Brick took notice, "Sir, seriously?"
"I'm sorry. I can't help it".
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"Wow, what a pathetic excuse of a speech I've ever seen", Hades confesses, "Seriously, I haven't seen something this pathetic when Athen lost to the Spartans".
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"Oh god, why didn't I practice more before I made that speech", Mahiru confessed, "It shouldn't have come off that poorly".
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The silence soon broke, once they all noticed Jose laughing right next to them.
Jose pointed at them, specifically at Mahiru as he remarked, "Man you suck at this! Ha!"
"Hey, knock it off", Mahiru told him off, "I'm trying here!"
"Yeah right? If you ask me, it sounds like a dying horse attempting to make his final word be impactful", Jose cackles, nudging his arm next to Lightning, "Isn't that right?"
"Uhh yeah! Sha-Totally!" Lightning agrees, "Sounds totally Sha-super Sha-lame! Shahahahahahaha!"
"You two better shut up about this!" Tiff told them off, defending Mahiru.
"Yeah I agree", Wendy told those two, "You guys aren't making yourself look any better".
"Yea, that's not nice guys", Nami told them.
"So? It's not like she seems capable of doing her team a favor by being team captain", Jose stated.
Tiff was angry, but to Mahiru she can only look away embarrassed.
"Come on, Mahiru", Atsuko tries to cheer her up, "Don't take them too seriously. They are just a couple of annoying idiots who don't know what they're doing".
"Yeah...I guess", She replied, rubbing her arm and glancing away.
"If you want to feel better, I can kick the little sh*t for you", Sanji said.
"Tch", Zoro utter.
"Shut up! I'm being polite here!"
Just then, Chris finally entered the scene before things could escalate and being fully delighted, "Greetings everyone! I notice some drama is going on here!"
"That's because this jerk was being a total bully to Mahiru!" Tiff pointed at Jose.
"I was not! I was being honest here! Isn't that right, Lightning?" Jose asked Lightning, to which he nodded.
"Good! Because today's challenge is going to be lit", Chris announced, "But before we do that, I got some news for ya all".
"Is it good news or bad news?" Eva asked, "If it's good news, no. Bad news, double no".
"You are correct, but unfortunately it is not", Chris continued, "Because today, we finally received some commercial breaks!".
This struck some of them in confusion. Some or more didn't really care.
"Commercials? What's that?" Robyn asked him, confused by what he meant by that.
"Oh right, some of you don't have commercials in your world", Chris told them, "Let me explain to someone of you. Commercials means advertisement, meaning, commercial breaks mean, more avenue. Only this time, it'll be a cutaway between scenes from the same episodes".
"I'm…still even more confused".
"That's kinda weird", Sammy said, "How is this news even important?
"Yeah you see, the producers notice how freaking long these episodes are, so they decided instead of saving these commercials at the very end, they decided to have commercials air between scenes. Mainly because there's too much content. So some scenes I might need to trim down or cut out".
"That…is a load of confusing decisions I am literally having a hard time thinking", Wendy pointed out, "And that's coming from me".
"I'm still confused what a commercial is", Robyn said, "Are those the things I saw on these things called TV?"
"This is honestly the first time I even heard of a commercial", Brendan told her, "And I've been here for like a month or so".
"I'm kinda with you guys here", Reg agrees with them.
"But anyways, with that out of the way let's begin with our usual stuff", Chris said, "Challenge time!"
"Wait, I noticed something", Wendy said, "Has anyone seen Yuka lately?"
"Yeah, I haven't really seen her a whole lot", Debbie told her.
"Pff who cares", Eva told them, "It's not like we lost someone essential. We can do without her".
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late", The voice of Yuka is heard.
They all turned around behind them and saw her. To some of their surprise, Yuka was different.
She sports a black, tank top, baggy, green pants, black boots and wears a red headband.
This came to a surprise to some as her appearance was drastically different, as if it changed her into a different person.
The only person who took offense to it was Eva, who was completely appalled and flabbergasted.
"Yuka, you look...different", Sammy remarked.
Yuka snicker, "Like it? I thought I would wear something new. Try something different, like what Debbie say".
"Uhhh yeah, that's right", Debbie replied, "I mean, I didn't expect you to drastically change like that, but good for you".
"Yea, I'm actually impressed", Ryuko remarked, "You actually stepped up a lot".
Yuka smiles in delight, responding, "Thanks".
"No! No! Noooo! You cannot do this!" Eva approaches Eva, "You can't just...change! Like, right now!"
"Eva, what's been going on with you?" Mako asked.
"What's been going on?! She's obviously trying to copy my style, and I'm not liking it!" Eva then told Yuka, poking at her chest, "There can only be one tough girl around and that's me!"
Yuka was unfazed, crossing her arm and glancing away, "Hmmm I guess, but I'm just trying to be myself here".
Eva growled, as she walked by her.
"You're really making her really angry", Debbie whispered to Yuka.
"It's fine", Yuka shrugged, "I don't mind it".
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"Okay, back on Cruise I thought that was just her phase", Eva confessed, "I thought it would be gone. But apparently, it hasn't. So, I'm stuck with a little girl who went from a scary bunny to a steroid bunny. Not the right comparison, but whatever. The point is, I'm not liking her, more than I did before".
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"Anyways, if you guys don't mind, follow me to that creepy, abandoned, gray structure over there", Chris pointed over in the distance, which was a gray, square structure. No windows, but a metal door.
"Uhh wait Chris, is this the challenge where we are forced to raid into North Korea?" Jay asked, "Because if it is, I'm out man".
"Nope...but thanks for giving me the idea for later".
Everyone began following him in.
The inside of the structure led to a descending set of steel stairs.
Soon they found themselves reaching for an open door, which led them inside a huge room.
Before Robyn could reach the entrance for today's challenge, she is quickly stopped by Brendan.
"Wait!" Brendan shouted, stopping to catch some breath.
"Brendan? What do you want?"
"I...came...to...inform you".
"Inform me of...what exactly?"
"Sorry, sorry, stairs worn me off a bit", Brendan said, finally regaining his composure.
"Look if it's something important, perhaps save it for later", Robyn told him, "Okay?"
"I apologize, but this is really important".
"What is?"
"I...uhhh...well", Brendan was unable to spill it out, making Robyn even more confused. He tried to found all sorts of option in informing her, by asking this question, "Let me ask you something, have you ever face something...serious before?"
"Huh? What kind of question is that? Of course I've faced many serious events in my life".
"Well...have you ever faced something far...more serious?"
Robyn was a bit suspicious, "Where are you getting at?"
"What I mean is...something that is...well, it hard to really explain it, but-"
Robyn sighs, "Listen, if it's that important then maybe save it until the challenge is over. I don't think this is the right time to inform me on something".
Brendan tried to reach out, but it was too late. She already made her way to the room.
Ray came by and remarked, "Can confess your true love to her, huh kid?"
"What?"
"I can't blame ya", Ray said, "Sometimes it's hard to show your affection without sounding creepy or a dork".
"But…I'm not in love".
"Sure you aren't", Ray told him, passing by him.
Soon everyone finally reached the large room for the challenge today.
A massive room. A room so massive that some may confuse themselves to be outside.
The room is wide. Half the walls and the entire ceiling was covered in blue paint.
The decorations seem to consist of a dirt ground, green bushes, and several huge colorful beach balls, teddy bears, and sand castle.
It's as if this was a children's play room of some sort.
"Okay, this is both interesting and a bit weird", Miko remarked, shrugging, "Eh, more interesting than being outside".
"Is this one of those fighting types of challenges?" Yamcha wonder, looking around, "Because if it is, I'm ready!"
"Come on, Yamcha", Zoro told him, "We all know it's something random and stupid. Like a running track challenge".
"You are somewhat correct", Chris said, approaching the contestants, "Because today is a fun one. Welcome to the Squid Games!"
"Squid game?" Owen then asked, "Oh! Does it involve eating?"
"Nope. In this challenge, all of you must go through some deadly, gruesome, and complicated obstacles in order to win. For this first round, all of you must reach to the other side, before Green Light, Red Light lady turn around and see you moving. Whoever reaches the other side remains in the game".
"Ha! This barely seems hard", Jose commented, "I can easily ace this".
"Totally", Damian sarcastically said, "I'm suuuuure you'll totally reach it. Hey, maybe you should blindfold yourself. I'm not sure that's going to boost your enormous ego".
"Chris, you're sure this is hard?" Scott asked, "If you ask me, this seems super easy".
"Trust me, it is", Chris continues, "Green light means you can proceed further. Red light on the hand, means stop. If you do not stop, karma will hit ya".
"So by karma, you mean we get hit by paintballs?" Mahiru asked.
"Ha! No! That'll be too easy", Chris revealed, "A trap will be triggered. As for what kind of trap, it varies. You can either be dropped down into a pit of lava, a pit of hungry piranha, get hit by a cannonball, get struck by lightning-"
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Jinx asked, raising her hand up, "Are there mine bombs as well?"
"Yep, tons of them. Each of which, varied".
"Sweet!" Jinx excitedly said, finding this challenge to be more fun and interesting, "Makes this game more lit!"
"How?! You do realize this applies to all of us, right?" Ray told her.
"Yeah….but explosives".
"Pfff that isn't too hard", Yamcha shrugged it off.
"Yeah, sounds like a bunch of wussy man made obstacles".
"That seems quite brutal", Satsuki commented, "Not that I'm concerned".
"Of course you aren't", Ryuko said, in annoyance, "None seem to concern you".
"Now since getting a complete replica of the actual doll from the game is super expensive, I decided to have someone be the watcher", Chris called out, "Mrs. Watcher!"
A figure appears, wearing an orange skirt, brown wig with short two ponytail, and added in marker freckles.
Stan Smith quickly recognize who it is, as he groan in disbelief, "Oh f**k no, Roger?"
"Howdy y'all!" Roger introduces himself, disguise as Mrs. Watcher, "The names Mrs. Watcher, and I'm here to keep a lookout on potential slips up and pervs".
Stan groans once more, facepalming himself, "God!"
"I'm looking at you there, spike boy", Roger pointed at Yamcha, "Don't think I'm aware of your taste, pal. Taste into a woman like me".
"What? Me? I'm not even interested in you", Yamcha told him.
Roger gasp, "A misogynist".
Roger proceeds to pull out a tablet and presses a button, causing a lightning to strike Yamcha real hard, eventually leaving him with burn marks and an inability to keep going.
Much to the shock of some.
"Whoa! That was awesome!" Chris complimented Roger.
"Thank you. Just to let you know, my tablet is low on battery so better we speed this up".
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"Out of all the people Chris could've chosen", Stan confesses, "He chooses Roger to do the job! Hmph, how infuriating. This just makes things harder for me. Knowing Roger, he's probably enjoying this".
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"Great. Just-just great! You just had to add all this stuff, didn't ya?!" DJ cried out, quivering and stuttering, "You couldn't have just made this a regular, normal challenge?!"
"Then where's the fun in that? Anyways, me and my interns will be observing in the observing room on the left. Anyone that is out can join and enjoy the massacre", Chris said, "So get ready!"
"Alright team, let's not try to fail at this", Mahiru told her team, "We need to be careful with our steps. Make the wrong move and some of us might not make it. So I want everyone to...not run fast….yeah…..yea, that's-that right".
"Tch, what a leader, am I right?", Hades whispers to Sakazuki.
"Don't worry, I'll slow myself down if needed", Sanji said, then looking at Zoro, "Though I won't say the same toward someone with a direction issue".
"Tch screw you", Zoro retorted, "At least I don't have a distraction issue".
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"Look guys, we need to follow some steps here", Mahiru told them, "We can't fumble this up".
"Mahiru right", Tiff said, "We cannot mess this up".
"Am I the only one concerned about Chris mentioning traps?" Toiletnator mention, quivering a little.
"I'm sure Chris is just exaggerating", Miko shrugged it off, "Besides, finally something fun is happening".
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry", Aqua told her, "But have you seen the show?! Have you watched the entire episode? What makes you think he's exaggerating?!"
"Don't worry about Aqua", Megumin told Miko, "She's just too scared to go through with this. That's why she's acting frantic here".
"Shut up! You don't know what I've been through!"
As Mahiru is conversing with her team, Stan sees this a good opportunity to go forward with his objective.
"Watch and learn, cadet", Stan told Brick, "As I make my first move with my plan".
"Forgive me for asking, but what's your plan again?"
"Duh. Apologize, make it seem convincing, and make sure she's fully gullible enough to trust me".
Stan approaches her, along with Brick.
"Captain Mahiru! How ya doing? Seems a bit nervous, aren't ya?" Stan said to her.
"Oh, hi Stan", Mahiru asked, "What do you want?"
"I came by to apologize for the way I acted", Stan told her, pretending to be sincere, "It was very amateur for me to act like that, and to fully make it up for you, I have my fellow cadet, Brick dance for you".
"Wait, what?" Brick asked, surprised by it.
"Go on, Brick. Dance for her".
"But sir-"
"Come on, do a little dance for her. It's for the both of us".
"Stan, I appreciate the apology", Mahiru told him, "But I don't really need-"
"Now, now, Mahiru. I'm fully committed to making it up for you", Stan told her then told Brick, "Now go on, Brick. Dance to your fullest".
"Uhhhh…."
"Don't worry, he just needs some encouragement", Stan told her, proceeding to pull out a gun and shoot near Brick at the ground, causing Brick to dance frantically in order to avoid the bullets touching him.
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"Drastic measure comes around when it needs to", Stan confesses, "That's why I had to do it. To make sure she's fully entrusted to me. Granted, I could've gone with other options, but this option will do".
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"I don't think he seems sincere, Mahiru", Tiff told her, "I trust him".
"I know, but we do need everyone to participate", Mahiru told her, "So we'll keep an eye out for him. Right now, let's focus on the challenge, okay?"
"Got it", Tiff nodded.
"Chris, question", Jose asked the host, "Is it allowed for someone to ride on another person's back, instead of running?"
"Hmmm sure, I guess. Makes it more fun to see someone struggling to carry a person while avoiding to move".
"Yes! Lightning! Kneel down so I could ride you!" Jose ordered him.
"Sure thing, little-I mean, Grand General Jose!" Lightning kneel down, "Lightning will do anything for-"
Before he could finish, Jose began to step on face much to his pain. Jose ignored it, "Stand!"
"Sha-standing sir!" Lightning salutes with shoe marks on his face, as Jose is sitting on both of his shoulders.
"Anyone want to bet Jose will fall and get eliminated?" Ryuko asked, jokingly, which Nami, Debbie, Molly, Scott, Damian, and Eddy nodded in agreement.
"So the challenge begins!" Chris announced to the camera, "Who will make it before having karma hit them? And who will survive for the next rounds after this? Found out once we return!"
And that wraps up this first part of the chapter. Hope some of you are satisfied with this.
Also, god damn even when I'm trying to cut the chapters into parts, I still have a large word count. So anyways, I was originally going to release this chapter ( Or part ) last week, but I got hit with a fever from it, which makes me having to delay it to today.
But I'm feeling a bit better right now so that's good.
The next chapter will cover the rest of the challenge in full display. It's going to be lit. I've already written some down so hopefully that comes out soon, as do expect a lot of hilarity coming out of this chapter.
Anyways, I don't know how this type of reviews work, but it's up to you guys of how you guys want to leave your thoughts on these chapters. You can either save the review after the full part is finished, or send the review now on the latest chapter. It's up to you guys.
As always, send a review or PM on whatever. And see you guys later.