'''Bart Sells His Soul Again''' Bart sells his soul again. Soulless Bart and Milhouse Satan ensue. And evil astronauts. Meanwhile Oscar has a slimy adventure with Teddy his living Teddy bear and Buzz the candy mascot that looks like a clown Bart.
== Plot ==
Oscar is watching cartoons. A really weird Japanese one with robots with seizure causing eye beams. Oscar is drinking a squishee.
"Hmmmmm!" Marge turned off his cartoon.
"Hey!" Oscar whined.
"Oscar you promised you'd do your history homework for tomorrow's test..." Marge sighed.
"Turn that back on right now or I'll!" Oscar warned her.
"You also promised you wouldn't threaten any of the Simpsons." said Marge.
"Except OJ Simpson." said Oscar. "Acquitted my butt!"
"Look if you want to just do what you want why don't you just go off home to errr... you do have one don't you?" said Marge.
"I have a flat in the same complex as Barney's. And sometimes I like to squat at Ruth's when she's on holiday." said Oscar.
"Look just do your history homework please..." Marge sighed.
"Fine..." said Oscar.
In the kitchen because he liked to eat while studying. Oscar poured himself a glass of orange juice and got himself some snacks while he studied. Marge asked him questions about the material he would expect to find on the test.
"Who was George Washington Carver?" Marge asked reading his text book.
"Um. The guy who chopped up President George Washington?" Oscar asked.
Bart laughed.
"No Oscar..." Marge sighed annoyed. "Who was Abraham Lincoln?"
"He was a wicked man that married a voodoo woman who practiced witchcraft in the White House!" said Oscar.
Bart cracked up laughing.
"Oscar don't be silly! This is serious!" Marge scolded him. "What destroyed Hiroshima and ended World War 2?"
"A giant radioactive Pierre and Marie Curie with laser eyes!" said Oscar.
Bart laughed until he choked on his food.
"Right that's it! You can study on your own! Flunk the exam! See if I care!" Marge stormed off.
"It was mutant alligator men wasn't it? Zombie hookers?" Oscar asked extremely weird reasons for the destruction of Hiroshima.
...
Homer was in the garden dealing with an upset Lard Lad again. The giant Lard Lad was smashing everything up.
"I keep telling you Flanders has it! Or Moe! Go and kill Moe!" Homer told the giant mascot destroying everything.
"Homer for goodness sake give him back his donut!" Marge nagged him.
"Fine..." Homer sighed and gave Lard Lad back his donut. Lard lad was happy and went home, but not before kicking Santa's Little Helper so he went flying off somewhere.
Marge seemed to have something on her mind.
"What's wrong sweetie?" Homer asked her.
"Oh it's Oscar. He doesn't take school seriously! He just wants to goof off and make up silly things about big historical events! Even Bart wasn't this bad." said Marge.
"Now Marge. He's not our kid. As long as our three kids are more or less fine, what's it matter? Let the little screwball ruin his future." said Homer.
"Your right Homer. He's not our kid so there's nothing to worry about." said Marge. "I'm just looking out for him though."
"And he doesn't want it. So leave him be." said Homer.
"Yeah... I suppose as long as our kids are alright nothing matters." said Marge.
Bart came out into the smashed up garden.
"My Treehouse!" He seemed annoyed his treehouse was wrecked. "Oh and by the way, I sold my soul to Milhouse again."
"What?!" Marge gasped.
"Why?" Homer asked.
"For POGs?" said Bart holding POGs.
"POGs?!" Homer gasped.
"ALF POGs." said Bart. There were pictures of ALF the alien on his POGs. "Remember ALF? His back! In POG form!" said Bart.
"You traded you soul for measly POGs?!" Homer gasped.
"And sponge dinosaurs that grow huge when soaked with water." said Bart.
"That's stupid! Why not magic beans you little!" Homer strangled Bart.
"Oh stop with the magic beans already..." Marge sighed.
"ALF POGs? I spent my pocket money on POGs with the bootleg Captain Caveman on them with the big shiny purple nose!" said Oscar holding POGs with a big furry character on them with a purple shiny nose.
...
Soul less Bart had many antics that day such as being dragged to Hell by Devil Milhouse and put in the birdie boilers (volcano vents)
"Round and round the birdie boiler!" Milhouse as a giant red muscular demon danced Bart around a volcano vent in Hell.
"Oh no! Not the birdie boiler! Aaaaaaagh!" Bart whined as Milhouse sat him on the vent and he shot off somewhere screaming as it erupted. Milhouse laughed.
Then Bart got chopped up by the green Demon.
"Are you George Washington Carver?" Bart asked him.
"No. I'm a demon called Fred." said the demon.
"Fred... okay..." said Bart's sliced up pieces as the demon poured them into barrels of Hotdog Meat.
Meanwhile Baby Oscar in a diaper was swinging in a jungle by a vine like Tarzan. With Teddy his teddy bear swinging with him. Suddenly they were caught by the brown furry thing with a big wet shiny purple nose from Oscar's POGs. The primitive um thing held Baby Oscar aloft and sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny purple nose.
Oscar grimaced as the slimy wet nose quivered and twitch as it tickled him. Oscar wriggled.
The uh furry cave man thing grinned and smooshed his big wet shiny purple nose into Oscar's face, chattering in cave man speak. Ie "Ug ugga!" etc.
Oscar grimaced in disgust because it felt slimy pressed against his cute little nose.
The furry cave man thing with a shiny purple nose sniffed him again.
Meanwhile Bart escaped Hell and went to the Kwik e mart but the automatic doors would not open for bodies without souls. He face planted into the glass of the door.
"This is getting weird..." Bart groaned.
He managed to get in when the doors opened for Rod and Todd.
"Thank you Door!" said Rod and Todd.
Once again the bullies Jimbo, Dolph and Kerne were writing in condensation from their breath messages like Bite me! on the ice cream freezer.
"Ha! Bite me! Some dude will see this and it'll blow his mind!" said Dolph.
"Cooool! Let me try!" said Bart. The bullies did not beat him up or tell him to go away. They let him try to breath on the freezer lid but no breath came out.
"What's a matter? No breath?" Jimbo quipped and laughed as he and his friends laughed at Bart.
Bart walked off sadly and slammed into the automated doors.
Apu called to the doors over the intercom to open for Bart.
"Doors! There is a customer! Open up at once!" said Apu.
"You have to say the magic word..." said a computerised voice.
"... Open sesame..." Apu sighed.
The doors opened for Bart.
...
Bart then set giant sponge dinosaurs on Lisa gain. A green sponge T rex roared and chewed on Lisa.
"Aaaaaaagh! Help! It's dripping funny smelling water all over me!" Lisa yelled.
"Coooool!" said Bart.
"Now can we have the realistic outcome please?" Lisa asked as the dinosaur had gone off somewhere.
"No that was the realistic outcome. Because it's awesome!" said Oscar.
Lisa sighed.
Bart told her he sold his soul again.
"But Bart that's the most important part of you!" Lisa gasped. "Milhouse could own you for a zillion years!"
"I'll sell you my consciences! Two for the price of one!" said Bart holding his shoulder angel and shoulder devil. They were not happy to be sold.
"I'll throw in my sense of common decency!" Bart added as Lisa walked off. "It's a Bart sale! Everything about me must go!"
Meanwhile for some odd reason Homer was being nice to Hugo and taking him out for dinner. He's brainwashed!"
"The spaghetti laboratory!" said Hugo "Mmmmmm! Mad science! Delicious mad science..."
"Uh how about face stuffers! Now that sounds like the place for me!" said Homer.
"Hmmmmm. No. How about Professor VJ cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and great American Steakery. It's a steakhouse and it's owned by a scientist! Mwuhahahaha!" Hugo suggested and laughed evilly.
"Um, how about we just go to the Texas cheesecake depository..." Homer found Hugo's suggestions of science themed restaurants weird.
Hugo sighed.
Bart was dealing with Milhouse's strange beliefs about the soul.
"Well, if your soul's real, where is it?" Bart asked.
Milhouse gestures near his chest. "It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying "God bless you" crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!"
"Uh-huh. What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean?" Bart asked in disbelief.
"Oh, it can swim. It's even got wheels, in case you die in the desert and it has to drive to the cemetery." said Milhouse. Okay that's funny... Souls with wheels...
"Hehehe! It has wheels... like Jesus..." Oscar chuckled.
"How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?" Bart yelled.
"Bart not everyone with glasses is a geek..." said Milhouse. "And besides what about that Patrick Swayze movie where when bad people died their souls got dragged off somewhere by scary shadow monsters?"
"Milhouse that's a fictional movie..." Bart sighed.
...
Meanwhile Moe missed his restaurant. Well maybe if he didn't shout at kids it would still be open...
"Well I don't exactly have the patience for kids..." said Moe.
"That's you!" A boy drew Moe a picture of himself with stink lines.
"Oh you got the stink lines and everything." Me sighed.
"Hey uncle Moe! Watch this!" Doo doo doo doo doo! Doo doo doo doo doo Doooey doo!" A boy sung cartoon Egyptian music while belly dancing.
"Yeah a doo Dee doo doo to you to." said season one Homer. "Geez these kids are nuts Moe!"
"Uncle Moe? My soda made my teeth hurt!" said a girl.
"Oh your teeth hurt, your teeth hurt?! Well that's too freaking bad! And I can tell you were to stick your freaking soda too!" Moe shouted.
Then there was that time Ralph squirted him with a water pistol.
Moe shouted at Ralph and made him cry.
Back in the tavern.
"Well I'm great with kids!" said Bender the robot from Futurama drinking.
"Daddy? How do I flush you?" said a boy wearing green footed pyjamas (a babygro) while peaking out of Bender's chest cavity.
"Grrrrrr! Go to bed!" Bender sent the boy to bed. He ran off with the flap on the back of his babygro undone so his bum was showing. Bender nonchalantly flushed himself by pushing down on his antenna.
"Why is there an alcoholic robot here?" Carl asked.
Because there is.
"What a cheesy Halloween costume..." said Barney being rude to Bender.
"Hey! Bite my shiny metal ass!" Bender yelled.
Elsewhere at Denny's.
"We'll we couldn't decide where to eat Monster Face so we're having lunch at Denny's." said Homer.
"Fuck you asshole! I gave you your fucking ketchup!" A cashier swore because Ned said he expected to hear cursing at a Denny's but not at a family restaurant. I thought he said a deli counter at the supermarket.
Homer winced and covered Hugo's ears.
So they drove to Cap'n Reno's Creamed Seafood Steam Table Restaurant. Which sells frozen lobster! Gordon Ramsay would have a swearing fit in there then!
"You donkeys! You're supposed to serve fresh lobsters!" Gordon Ramsay yelled.
"We don't have the budget for that..." said an employee of Captain Reno's.
== Plot 2 ==
At home Bart could not laugh at Itchy and Scratchy for some reason.
Scratchy screamed as Itchy shoved a bomb down his throat and he blew up.
Lisa laughed. She has an odd sense of humour...
Lisa noticed Bart didn't laugh.
"Bart are you alright? You didn't laugh..."
"I know... I feel weird..." Bart said creeped out.
"Pablo Neruda said laughter is the language of the soul." said Lisa once again questioning Bart's doubt of the supernatural.
"I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda." said Bart.
"Bart you don't even know who Pablo Neruda is! I just said his name!" Lisa whined.
"Well errrr..." Bart couldn't respond.
"Well I'm familiar with the works of Pablo Picasso." sId Oscar holding a Picasso painting.
"That's it I'm outta here! Gonna say hi to my pets." Bart went off to his room.
In his room Santa's Little Helper was sleeping. "Hi boy."
Santa's Little Helper growled at him.
"What's your problem?!" Bart asked annoyed.
"Hey Snowball II." Bart tried to stroke the cat. She hissed at him.
"Gee! Your pretty upper for someone who eats bugs all day!" said Bart.
Snowball coughed up a beetle. It crawled away.
But the beetle did not get far as Hugo grabbed it and tossed it in his mouth and crunched up the poor beetle.
"Eeeeeeew!" Bart groaned.
...
That night when he was being tucked in and hugged Marge sensed something wasn't right about Bart's state of mind.
"Bart there's something off about your hug..." said Marge.
"Well..." said Bart.
"Wait, a mother can always tell..." said Marge.
She tried to guess, "hmmmm, it's not fear of nuclear war. It's not a diaper rash is it? It's not swimming test anxiety." Marge. Bart grimaced when she thought he had a diaper rash.
"It feels almost like you're missing something..." said Marge.
"Like I don't have a soul?" Bart asked.
"Oh honey. You're not a monster. You just made a poor business transaction with Milhouse. Good night." said Marge.
Bart had a dream he and his friends were in a playground with their souls playing. But Bart did not have his soul, Milhouse did.
"No soul huh?" I'm right behind ya." said Nelson. He pushed Bart over. He was tipped over Nelson's soul.
"Haw haw!" said Nelson and his soul.
Some kids and their souls sang annoying songs like Hello Operator and Convoy.
"Hello operator! Give me number nine!" And so on and so fourth.
Ralph was playing on a see saw or teeter-totter with his soul.
The girl with pigtails was playing with her soul.
Martin then told everyone it was time to sail in the life boats to heaven/ an afterlife city of some kind.
However with his soul helping to row Milhouse's boat, Bart was stuck and left behind.
"Hey! wait!" Bart cried.
"And now Bart's dream to end! But don't forget the standard scream!" Sherri and Terri and their souls sung.
Bart woke up screaming.
...
One late morning after breakfast Oscar was in his diaper in the lounge while Teddy sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. Oscar gurgled and honked his nose. It squeaked like a toy. Oscar giggled. Teddy rubbed his nose and sniffed Oscar's diaper again. Oscar grimaced as he watched the wet slimy nose quiver and twitch as it tickled him. He squeezed Teddy's nose again.
Teddy was picking his nose. Oscar grimaced and wet himself.
Teddy held him down and sniffed him. Then he smooshed his big wet shiny black nose into his face. Pressing their noses together.
Oscar groaned and wriggled as Teddy rubbed their noses together. He then sniffed Oscar's diaper again.
Teddy then shrunk Oscar. He sniffed him.
Oscar gurgled and stuffed his hands up Teddy's nose. Splat! They sunk into something slimy... boogers! Oscar groaned in disgust and tugged frantically on the gooey boogers.
Teddy groaned in disgust as in he watched Oscar tug at his boogers. Eventually he pulled him free.
Oscar gurgled as slime oozed from his glob covered hands and dripped everywhere. He clapped his hands together and tugged at the gooey slime.
"Eeeeew!" Teddy groaned.
Buzz the clown Bart thing came in. He looks like Bart as a clown with a big red shiny clown nose crossed with a Manji from Jumanji.
"Ugh gooey!" He sighed at Oscar tugging at gooey snot gluing his hands together.
Breakfast was like the deleted scene from Treehouse of Horror IV where vampire Bart was floating about.
"I just had a vision of my eternal banishment to purgatory..." said Bart floating about.
"And..." said Lisa.
"Oh! Your brother was just having a nightmare. It's okay sweetie it was just a bad dream." said Marge.
The dog and cat growled or hissed at Bart when he said hi to them.
"See? Animals can detect the undead and soulless beings." said Lisa.
Maggie hissed at Bart.
"What about Maggie?" Homer asked.
"I dunno." said Lisa.
...
"Now Lisa I would have thought a smart little girl like yourself would know better than superstition." said Marge.
"Mom you're the most God fearing and superstitious one here! And it has been proven before our very eyes, time and time again that the supernatural does exist!" said Lisa.
"Where's Oz, does he not want breakfast or something?" Homer asked.
"He had breakfast early so he can play in the living room with his teddy bear. His being a baby again..." said Lisa.
There was the sound of Oscar gurgling and cooing and a cartoony splat sound followed by cartoon stretchy rubbery sounds and Teddy groaning in disgust.
"Get your hands out of there!" Teddy whined.
Teddy has just pulled Oscar free from his snot. He returned him to normal size and sniffed his diaper. Oscar blushed and backed away. Teddy kept sniffing him so he honked his nose. It squeaked like a toy. Oscar giggled squeezed his nose again.
"Ow my nose!" Teddy whined rubbing his sore nose.
There was Ripper Roo laughter as Clownja hopped about the lounge laughing stock Dallas McKinnon laughter as speech. As he couldn't talk yet.
After breakfast, soul less Bart went to see Milhouse. But instead of Milhouse answering the door he got a scary astronaut as eerie music played.
"Leave this place, you are in great danger!" said the astronaut.
"W-w-where's Milhouse?" Bart stammered.
"The one you call Milhouse is gone!" said the astronaut raising his voice slightly. Then he took off his helmet to reveal he was Raphael the sarcastic guy.
"He went off to his grandma's house while we spray for potato bugs." said Raphael.
Bender at Oscar's demented requests put the orphan he adopted who wore a green feety pyjamas into diapers as he taped up the boy's diaper. The orphan then put his green babygro back on.
...
After breakfast Bart scared Ralph demanding his soul.
"I need a soul Ralph, any, yours!" Soulless Bart demanded.
Ralph cried scared.
"Hey!" Oscar shone a torch at him, Bart hissed and had cat like pupils and fled.
"Holy crap! He's a demon!" Oscar screamed.
"No... he sold his soul to Milhouse... like that time Dad sold his soul to the devil for a donut..." said Hugo.
"And I'd do it again! Mmmmmmmmm! Eternal Donut-tion..." said Donut Head Homer picking at and eating his donut head.
"Homer stop picking at it! And Hugo get inside! We're not ready to let you out of the attic yet!" Marge nagged.
"But Marge! I'm so sweet and tasty!" said Homer.
"Well I sold my soul to Raziel from Soul Reaver/Legacy of Kain!" said Oscar.
Raziel sucked out his soul and ate it. He then went off to be angry at Kain for ripping off his wings and tossing him into the abyss of magic burning green fire.
Then Jebediah Springfield was actually a thug called Hans Sprungfield who attacked George Washington. But Lisa felt the people would be really miffed if they found out their hero was evil or despicable in some way.
"Would you like it if you found out Michael Jackson did something awful like Er... molesting kids..." Lisa said frowning at Oscar.
"No... but only because that is certainly not true! Where as you have proof Hans Sprungfield is a thug!" said Soulless Oscar after Raziel ate his soul.
"Fine! I'll tell them! And get chased out of town!" Lisa sighed.
"Don't glare at me! That episode sucked because you didn't have the guts to tell the people the truth! You are the sort of not quite liberals who would appease Hardline republicans like myself by saying, "Nah... it's okay your town hero you idolise in the form of a statue is an evil slave owner, your short sighted love for them matters so much I'll keep quiet..."" Oscar ranted.
"Ok! I said I'll do it! What do you think we should have instead of a statue of Jebediah then?!" Lisa ranted.
"A solid gold statue of the Dig 'em Frog!" Oscar yelled.
Lisa sweat dropped.
...
Lisa flustered by Oscar's demands did what always calmed her. She played her saxophone. She was playing Baker Street.
This of course summoned Sherlock Holmes. Geddit? Cos he lives on Baker Street!
Across Springfield someone played jazz saxophone music back. She knew that someone was Bleeding Gums Murphy.
Meanwhile Bart encounters Milhouse Satan.
"Oh it's you Satan..." said Bart.
"It's time for you to return to Hell Mortal... but... I can't think of an inventive way how to send you back..." said Milhouse Satan.
"Well... The narrator always uses media references..." said Bart.
"Let's see... Ah! That's sounds fun! I'll have the scary shadows from Ghost drag you to Hell!" said Milhouse Satan.
Bart gulped as the scary shadows from Ghost appeared. They made gruesome, scary noises like a baby cry slowed down and deepened with computer software. Bart screamed as he was dragged away.
The depths of Hell.
Bart was dropped off by a fiery lake of lava in the caverns of Hell.
The narrator got to choose his suffering. To Bart's annoyance he was disrobed and a diaper put on him. He winced as the scary shadows stuck down the tapes on his disposable diaper.
The scary shadows from Ghost tossed him about and stretched him etc.
Then Milhouse Satan sung one man musicals as he sung Here down in Robot Hell!
"Aaaaaaagh! No! Not the cabaret acts! It buuuurns!" Bart screamed.
"Rolled up and smoked like a Panatela, here on level one of Hellll...!" Milhouse Satan sung.
Bart had to deal with being wrapped up in Cuban cigar paper and his hair set alight by a flamethrower device and smoked by a tiny green demon.
"Card grifting is wrong so is forging phoney IOUs... Let Lady Luck decide your fate in Hell!"
Bart was strapped to a wheel of fortune staffed by an evil Pat Sajak. Pat laughed evilly and spun the wheel. It landed on Deep Fry.
"Ooooooh! Deep Fried boy!" said Milhouse Satan eagerly.
Bart still wearing just a diaper was put in a frying cage and dunked in boiling oil and deep fried...
"How is this an ironic punishment for gambling..." said Bart.
"Silence sinner!" Satan roared.
Then he was sent down a helter skelter without a sack to protect him from slide burns. Bart screamed as he got blisters and slide burns from the helter skelter.
"My ass has blisters from the sliiiiiide!" Bart screamed.
"Hey this isn't a duet!" Satan told him not to sing.
Then he sang about electric slime and threw Bart into a puddle of electrified oil.
== Plot 3 ==
Homer was horrified to find Moe was having one of his hare brained redecorate the bar schemes. This time he turned his tavern into... a British pub!
"I'm sure we did that..." said Peter Griffin." Yes but the Simpsons did in Mommy Beerest too.
British people asked them if they wanted snacks, or a pie, or a nice plum pudding..."
"What the?!" Homer asked.
Then he was horrified to find instead of baseball or American football the patrons were watching cricket.
"What is that?!" Homer screamed.
"Oh it's a jolly good sport called cricket." said a British man. He used old British slang to describe how Cricket worked.
"Carl what is he jabbering about?!" Homer yelled.
"All I know Homer is that in Britain a fag is a cigarette." said Carl.
"Well someone tell this cigarette to shut up!" said Homer.
"Hey guys! Instead of play dudes they have... David Copperfield?" Lenny round the pub had books.
"Ugh! The toilets are clean! There's urinal cakes in the trough..." Barney disliked the lovely clean toilets.
And worse of all the land lady was Barbara Windsor!
"Get outta mah pub!" said the old wench.
Homer screamed.
...
Baby Oscar was in the rumpus room sat on the rug while Teddy, his living teddy bear creature sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
Oscar gurgled and grimaced as the teddy bear creature sniffed his diaper intensely. Teddy kept sniffing.
Oscar gurgled and winced as he laid there while Teddy sniffed his diaper.
Oscar eventually peed his diaper. Teddy was still sniffing him so he squeezed his big wet shiny black nose. It squeaked like a toy. Oscar gurgled and honked his nose again.
Teddy rubbed his nose and then grinned and sniffed his diaper again. Oscar winced and blushed. Teddy sniffed and sniffed. Basically imagine being sniffed by Screwy squirrel.
Oscar honked his nose again and squeezed it a few times.
Teddy rubbed his nose and pinned Oscar down grinning deviously. Oscar sweated as Teddy sniffed him.
Teddy then smooshed his big wet shiny black nose into Oscar's face. Pressing their noses together. Oscar winced because his nose felt slimy.
Teddy then released Oscar and scooched backwards. He sniffed his diaper again. Oscar wriggled so Teddy held down his short legs and continued sniffing him.
Then Oscar shrunk himself and stuffed his hands up Teddy's nose. Splat! Oscar gurgled and tugged at his gooey snot.
The snot made cartoony stretching sounds.
"Eeeeeeeugh!" Teddy groaned. He watched Oscar tug frantically at his gooey boogers before yanking him free of the snot
Oscar gurgled as Teddy frowned at him.
...
Lisa gathered a coven to unlock a gateway to Hell to rescue Bart.
"You are tampering with forces you cannot understand!" Quimby yelled.
Lisa frowned. "I know. But I must rescue my brother!"
Quimby sighed.
Then...
"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" Quimby asked as they were ransacking a cemetery for some reason.
"Um... no..." said Hugo as he likes digging up corpses.
In Hell Bart was put on the birdy boilers again.
"Round and round the birdy boiler!" said Milhouse as a big red demon.
"Oh no! Not the birdy boiler! Aaaaaaagh!" Bart in a diaper was stuffed on a volcanic vent. It erupted and he flew off screaming with his butt on fire.
Milhouse Satan laughed.
The almighty narrator gave Bart a fresh diaper. Bart winced.
He then encountered Heat Misers. Hell Clowns with big red shiny noses and fire for hair. A Heat Miser sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny red nose. Bart winced.
"Please let me go home..." Bart pleaded to Satan who was currently resembling Milhouse but red with goat legs and Red Devil horns holding a pitchfork.
Milhouse Satan turned into a huge scary red demon voiced by Malcolm McDowell, who is really great at doing booming demon voices. "Your soul is mine! I own you!"
Bart gulped.
The Heat Miser Hell Clown thing sniffed Bart's diaper with his big red shiny nose. Bart winced.
"You will suffer eternal torment until the end of time!" Milhouse Satan boomed.
Bart whimpered as the fire haired clown thing sniffed his diaper with his big red shiny nose.
The Milhouse Satan laughed a booming demonic laugh.
...
Meanwhile Dark Oscar was back again as he stormed Hell and killed everything in his path to get to Bart.
Coolio's Gangster's Paradise played during Dark Oscar's rampage.