Magi Magi Magician Gal (MMMG): Um, hi everyone?

Atému: Where have you been?!

Bakura and Marik: What he said!

MMMG: I'm sorry! I really am! After I finished 'It takes Two to get Tangled' a month ago, I was more than ready to focus on 'Why did it come to this?' and 'A Merman's Tail 2'.

Malik: But...?

MMMG: For those of you who paid attention to my profile a few weeks ago, you know that I went on a week-long vacation the week of July 4th and had no internet access whatsoever. I didn't even have any electronics access. No computer, no cell phones, nada!

Joey: And after vacation?

MMMG: I wanted to type, believe me, but my parents got mold in their bedroom, so I've been sleeping on the couch for the past few weeks with precious little time to type my stories. And when I did find time to type, my plot bunny ideas threw me one shots! Plot Bunny Farm Escapee!

Seto: You fiend!

MMMG: Hey! I can't help it!

Yuugi: Uh-oh.

MMMG: Yep. So, to get rid of the one shots, I have to type them up to get them to leave me alone. So, right now I have a bunch of half completed one shots on my computer and half of the next chapter of 'Why did it come to this?' typed up as well. Ra willing, it will be posted in a few days.

Ryou: So, this is one of the one shots?

MMMG: More like a three-to-five-shot, but yes.

Atému: MMMG don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! and never will. This is a fanfiction, written for fun, no money is being made. Enjoy!

MMMG: On a final note, please don't repost this story without my permission. Adding the story to collections are okay, but I consider archiving (especially to another site) to be reposting, so please just ask. And at risk of sounding bi-polar, if my account goes down, or the story is taken down via reporting, go ahead and repost.

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This story was inspired by 'The Shipper's List' by InuVampireChan, and 'Yuugi's Diary' and 'Yami's Journal', both by phantomworks, (stories by phantomworks are no longer available for reading). WARNING! THERE IS A LIME IN THIS CHAPTER! SKIP BETWEEN THE BOLD IF YOU DON'T LIKE BOY X BOY SMUT!

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Chapter 1: I need a vacation!

"CUT!" Director Kazuki Takahashi yelled. "We're done for the day people. Let's try again tomorrow. Yuugi, a word if you'd please?"

Yuugi Hikari Mutou nodded. The 17 year old (almost 18 year old) male had with pale skin, star shaped styled tri-colored hair, (black base, blond bangs, and amethyst trimming), amethyst eyes, and not counting his hair, stood at only 4' tall, making most people believe that he was around 10 years old. Overall, Yugi gave off a rather cute air, something that his peers would call childlike, or chibi.

Yuugi ignored the glares from his castmates. They were filming the popular Yu-Gi-Oh! Series, and he was one of the main characters, Yugi Muto (Yuugi knew that the writers had gotten lazy, cause his character hadn't been named until after his audition). Today had just been exhausting. For some reason, Yuugi just couldn't focus enough to get his lines right, and had ended up wasting half a day of recording. Once in the director's office, he sighed as he collapsed into a nearby chair.

"I'm guessing you know why you're here?" Takahashi asked.

"I ruined half a day of filming." Yuugi nodded.

"Yep, we're on the same page." Takahashi nodded. "You've never messed up your lines like this, not since you're first day. Is something wrong?"

Was something wrong? Oh yeah, something was wrong. But that something that was wrong had been wrong since day one. And if it hadn't gotten fixed by now, it never would.

"I just had a bad night last night." Yuugi sighed as he rubbed at his eyes.

"Okay then." Takahashi wore an expression of mild disbelief. "Anything else?"

"I feel like I need a vacation." Yuugi admitted. "A long vacation."

"Cast members getting to you?" Takahashi asked, and laughed when Yuugi stared at him wide eyed. "I'm not blind and can see that you guys don't get along the greatest off camera. I'm actually surprised that you didn't say anything sooner."

"I didn't want to let anyone down." Yuugi sighed.

"You're letting yourself down." Takahashi scolded. "You need a vacation, and I don't mean a 'my wrist is broken but I'm still hanging around' vacation. You need a relaxing vacation and I'm giving you one!"

"But… the series…" Yuugi stuttered.

"We're actually two months ahead of schedule." Takahashi replied with a dismissal wave of his hand. "Talk to me soon, like within a week, and we'll get you on a flight to Hawaii or somewhere else nice."

"Thank you." Yuugi whispered.

"You need it." Takahashi grinned and then groaned as he turned to answer his ringing phone, waving Yuugi out the door. "Let me know if we need to get you some caffeine for tomorrow."

"Will do." Yuugi agreed as he went out and headed towards his trailer.

The teenager felt the angry looks and heard the snide comments from several of his co-worker, but ignored them, as usual. He was used to it, and they hadn't come up with any new material since they started. It was true Yuugi had a bad night, but it was his fault. He had stayed up too late. Entering his trailer, Yuugi grabbed his laptop computer and pulled it towards him. Turning it on, Yuugi quickly logged himself onto the website that was responsible for his lack of sleep.

Fan Fiction.

It had all started six months ago when he had gotten an e-mail from his cousin, with an attachment about the series he hadn't even known existed. It was called the YGO Shipper's List, and it was a list of shippings of all of the Yu-gi-oh! characters. Curiosity about the shippings had led to him a certain website, where he found stories about those pairings.

And next thing he knew, Yuugi was Chīsana Ichi*, a member of the site with his own story ideas. While some of the shippings were a tad bit appalling, others were very appealing. But the two, no- the three shippings that had shocked him to the core were Puzzleshipping, Blindshipping, and Mobiumshipping. Someone had actually come up with the idea to pair him with Yami/Pharaoh Atem, or both of them.

And he liked the idea. Yep, Yuugi was bisexual. At the start of the series, he was as straight as a pole, and now he was definitely interested in his co-star, Atému Sennen, who played the role of the 5,000 year old Spirit of the Millennium Puzzle, Yami, and the nameless Pharaoh, Pharaoh Atem. But Yuugi knew that Atému disliked him, if not hated him.

As Yuugi checked for new reviews and hopped over to his inbox to look for new PMs from other members of the site, he knew it was only a matter of time before his co-star came pounding on his door to tell him off for being so forgetful.

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Speak of the devil…

Yuugi sighed heavily as he pulled himself up, closed his computer lid, and walked towards his trailer door. Opening it, he was greeted with the sight of tanned skin and the extremely familiar angry crimson eyes.

"And what was today about?" Atému demanded as he entered the trailer of his co-star without waiting for an invite.

Yuugi didn't protest. No matter what he did, his co-star always gave him a lecture on the days he messed up during the shooting before he went home for the evening. It had become a routine thing, one that Yuugi had come to expect.

"Bad night." Yuugi replied shortly.

The sooner that this interrogation was over with, the better. But Atému seemed to have other ideas.

"You messed up practically every single line." Atému ground out. "Are you trying to get out of this job? Because that's what it looks like."

"I'm not trying to ditch my job." Yuugi huffed, but knew it was pointless.

Yuugi was the loner. Even though the script had him friends with Joey Wheeler (Katsuya Jounouchi), Téa Gardner (Anzu Mazaki), Tristan Taylor (Hiroto Honda), and Yami (Atému Sennen), he didn't have any real friends. They got along well enough to make their friendship look real on camera, but once they stopped rolling, he was the outsider. The only people that Yuugi considered his 'friends', (more like associates), were Akefia Saraqa (Yami Bakura/The Thief King), Ryou Mao (Ryo Bakura), Mariku Tishra (Yami Marik), Malik Ishtar (Marik Ishtar), and Seth Kaiba (Seto Kaiba/High Priest Seth). Yuugi didn't bother them, they didn't bother him.

"I find that hard to believe." Atému sneered. "Last season, right as we started the 'Waking the Dragons' Arc, you went and broke your wrist to get out of filming."

"It was an accident." Yuugi growled angrily. "I didn't ask for some crazy fangirl to run out of the alley I was walking by and plow me over."

"It still happened!" Atému barked back. "It just lucky that it happened early enough in the shooting that the rest of the season was able to be rewritten."

"So that's why you're here?" Yuugi demanded, his short temper finally snapping. "To hold my past mistakes over my head? Well I have a newsflash for you, Sennen. You're not my boss. And I'm leaving. Have fun shooting the rest of Season 5 without me."

And with that, Yuugi picked up his laptop and slammed the door to his trailer shut, leaving a stunned teen behind. Yuugi growled under his breath, and anyone who saw him quickly scuttled out of the way of the pissed off 17 year old. Normally, he was the one who got picked on, but one look at his face sent people scrambling away as if he was a psycho. Reaching Takahashi's office, Yuugi slammed the door open, not caring if the director was in a meeting. Takahashi jumped at the bang, having just put down his phone, but a look of understanding crossed his face when he saw it was Yuugi.

"Vacation?" Takahashi asked.

"Vacation." Yuugi confirmed.

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Two days later, Yuugi was on an airplane heading for the Caribbean. He had a two week vacation tour, and intended to make the best of it. Once there, Yuugi quickly made sure his hair was tied down with a wide brimmed hat on his head to hide his face. You never knew when you'd run into a crazy fan. Going to his hotel, Yuugi checked in, grinning that Takahashi booked him at a place where there was free Wi-Fi. Now he could update his stories when he got bored of taking tours and going swimming and whatnot.

Now, for the first time in years, Yuugi could relax.

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'So much for relaxing.' Yuugi groaned.

Yuugi was trying not to bang his head on his laptop, but it was becoming increasingly difficult. He had gotten so many ideas for stories he had to sit down and start typing them out so he could relax again. But his current story was a pain in the ass. So far, any stories he wrote ended up with Yami/Atem and Yugi being good friends, but nothing further. He wanted to take it a step or five farther and have them in a romantic relationship. But since Yuugi didn't know how the character Yugi Moto and the character of the spirit of the puzzle Yami would be in a relationship, he just pulled at his hair until he decided to look at other stories posted by other authors he liked.

Yuugi had long ago found out that he liked the stories that were written by Wordsorcereress, winged sapphire wolf, s2Teennovelist, and PixieDust219. Although the last two writers had more… explicitness when it came to the intimacy scenes, Yuugi found he was motivated by their stories.

And very inspired.

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Dream

WARNING! THE DREAM IS A LIME! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, SKIP TO THE NEXT BOLD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Yugi knew why he was there. He had seen the looks the Pharaoh had been giving him for a while now, and knew that the young ruler wanted the young slave to intimately please him. Timidly, Yugi reached a hand forward, his eyes locking on a certain spot of Atem's body. It was hard not to notice, especially when it made such a noticeable rod right in front of your nose. Yugi gulped as he stared at the proud cock of the young royal. You could say he was averagely long, but the Pharaoh was definitely thicker than most.

Gulping, Yugi gave his lips a quick lick to moisten them. Taking Atem's manhood in one hand, he flicked his tongue over the smooth head. Atem groaned, and one of his hands wound into Yugi's hair, tightening a bit uncomfortably, but Yugi knew better than to complain. Opening his mouth, Yugi took as much of the thick length into his mouth as he could, sucking and running this tongue underneath.

The Pharaoh moaned as one of Yugi's hands started to play with the base of his manhood and the other stroked his testicles. The slave was good, and Atem knew the boy had no previous experience since Yugi had been sold to the palace as a slave before he reached sexual maturity. Since this one knew how to keep him pleased, maybe he would keep him for a while.

Yugi swallowed and sucked on as much of the rigid flesh that he possibly could, having only heard what he should do in such an encounter by other slaves who had been summoned by the Pharaoh. He had heard the rumors of what happened if you failed to please the Pharaoh, and had no such desire for such a thing to happen to him. Just a little while longer, and if he could give the Pharaoh a pleasant release…

Atem groaned and wrapped both of his hands in Yugi's hair, and began to thrust up, sliding deep into the boy's mouth. Many had given him blowjobs before, and none had ever felt as good as this one did. Oh yes, he was definitely keeping this little slave boy around, and maybe he would go a little further with his virgin slave.

Yugi's felt his eyes widened in astonishment before he nearly choked on the sudden onslaught of movement. Frantic, Yugi tried to relax his throat and mouth so the Pharaoh could claim his mouth with fast, hard thrusts without any interference. The royal seemed to like that idea, and plundered his slave without a second thought.

Atem panted as he fucked the boy's mouth, his hands keeping a tight grip on the young one's hair, and then paused as a thought occurred to him. Pulling out of the boy's mouth, Atem couldn't stop his smirk at the look of shock on the young one's face as he flipped them over. Now Atem was on top and Yugi was on bottom.

Yugi blinked in confusion as he stared up at the Pharaoh in shock. Had he done something wrong? Was he going to be killed? Those thoughts quickly left him as the young royal sat on his upper chest and shoulders, his erection at Yugi's lips. Understanding what the man wanted, Yugi opened his mouth and took his Pharaoh all the way down his throat.

Atem groaned in pleasure as his length was wrapped in the warm heat of his slave's mouth once again. Moving his hips, Atem thrusted in deeper than he had before, enjoying the feeling of the small mouth and throat around him. And he would get to feel another hot and wet hole very soon, with his little slave's saliva helping the process.

Yugi tried to whimper at the new pace that was being set, but found it was all he could do was breathe before his airway was cut off again by the Pharaoh's erected flesh. So, his best option was to just lay there while the royal had his way with him. Maybe he could play with him so it would go quicker, so Yugi reached his hands to gently tickle the Pharaoh's balls.

Atem moaned at the feeling of Yugi playing with his sack, and felt him start to tense up, warning him of his impending release. Atem hissed and moved even faster, thrusting in hard and deep into the willing mouth. Panting harshly, Atem grabbed the base of his erection and stroked it, sending him over the edge, his seed flowing into Yugi's mouth and down his throat.

Yugi held his breath as Atem's semen flowed down his throat and into his body. The deed was done, he had pleased his Pharaoh. Now, hopefully, he would be able to go back to the slave quarters and recover from what had just happened. But that wouldn't happen if Atem didn't get off of his chest, pull his softening flesh out of his mouth, and let him breathe again.

Atem panted as he recovered from his ejaculation. It wasn't until Yugi began sucking at him again and applied some uncomfortable pressure with his teeth did he look down to see the boy's face was red with a tint of blue. Eyes wide, Atem pulled himself out of Yugi's mouth so he could breathe again. A slave this good deserved a reward, and Atem knew just what to give him. Sliding down the boy's body, Atem brushed his lips next to Yugi's ear.

"Now the real fun begins." Atem whispered.

END OF LIME, SAFE TO READ AGAIN

End of Dream

Yuugi woke in a heavy sweat and raging hard on because of his dream. A very explicit dream. Yuugi cussed himself for waking up instead of remaining in REM sleep since he wanted to know how it would end, but he grabbed his computer and started typing anyway. There was absolutely no way that he was going be able to get back to sleep until he had typed up what he had dreamed… Aye, this was going to be difficult.

Yuugi ended up shaking himself as he typed, biting his lip to keep from moaning at the content, and biting his hand occasionally to keep himself from touching his third "leg", which was demanding some attention. Once everything, his dream and some creative imagination on his part, was typed and saved, Yuugi went to FFN, and before he could change his mind, posted the lemon he had just written.

With a sigh, Yugi headed towards the bathroom. Right now, he was in desperate need of a nice long shower. And whether if the water that came out of the showerhead was hot or cold… well, that fact just didn't matter to him anymore.

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*Chīsana Ichi- Japanese for 'Little One'

AS OF AUGUST 8TH, 2023, Chīsana Ichi IS NOT, I REPEAT, IS NOT A MEMBER A FANFICTION! Chīsana Ichi is Yuugi's made up pen name.

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For those who are confused, this is a story where people are filming the Yu-Gi-Oh! series, so I'll let you know who they are in 'real life' and - what character they play.

Yuugi Mutou - Yugi Moto

Atému Sennen - Yami Yugi (5,000 year old spirit of the Millennium Puzzle) and Atem (Nameless Pharaoh)

Katsuya Jounouchi - Joey Wheeler

Anzu Mazaki - Téa Gardner

Hiroto Honda - Tristan Taylor

Akefia Saraqa - Yami Bakura and the Thief King: Bakura

Ryou Mao - Ryo Bakura

Mariku Tishra - Yami Marik

Malik Ishtar - Marik Ishtar

Seth Kaiba - Seto Kaiba and High Priest Seth

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MMMG: Chapter 1, finished.

Atému: Where's the rest of the smutty goodness from Yuugi's dream?!

Yuugi: -blushing- She's posting that next chapter.

MMMG: Yep, I want people to actually read the entire lemon and give reviews, so I'm giving it its own chapter. It will be posted soon, within a few days, and probably after I get the next chapter of 'Why did it come to this?' posted.

Yuugi: -still blushing- Please review and let MMMG know if you still like her works. If you see any spelling/grammar mistakes or have any questions, let us know.

Atému: And don't badger her about when the next chapters are going to be posted, life at home is hectic.