Chuckie's New Shirt
"You guys might as well stop," the creator said, tied back up in his chair. "Your intervention isn't going to work. I'm still mad at how the parents don't appreciate how wonderful their kids are and that they should be dedicating their time to them instead of just abandoning them! Even with my fixes it doesn't change that in canon they are horrible."
"Oh, is that all?" Aziraphale said as he and Crowley walked up. "Well… watch this."
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"Aw, its okay little guy," Chas said, giving Chuckie a hug. "You give the best hugs."
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"…okay, Chas is admittedly a good father and it isn't his fault that he believes Didi and Stu should actually watch his son. And Chuckie is just old enough to be left alone to play." The creator paused. "Dil should have been taken away and scolded for ripping chuckie's shirt and maybe Chas could have taken Chuckie shopping with him… and if they had watched the babies they wouldn't have gotten that poisoned cake Chas made or been so stupid they thought Chuckie was Ralph-"
"Poisoned?" Melinda said suddenly.
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"Why are our mommies and daddies wiggling like that?" Tommy asked as he saw his Didi, Betty, and Chas seizing on the floor, foam bubbling from their lips.
"I think it's a game!" Lil said, watching as their parents became suddenly VERY still."I wanna play… but first let's have some cake!"
"YEAH!" they all cried out, sticking their hands into the fallen cake before shoving them into their mouths.
The babies soon joined their parents on the floor.
"Tommy?" Dil said, concerned. He was in his high chair, looking down at everyone. "Mama?" He frowned, waiting for everyone to notice him.
Dil died 3 days later of starvation.
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"…seriously Chas?" Didi complained, her and everyone else floating around the creator, dressed in angel robes.
"I knew putting arsenic in the cake was a mistake," Chas muttered.
Phil and Lil fought over their halos.
"Reverse it now," Trixie said darkly.
"Fine fine," the creator said. "Getting crowded up here anyway."
"Hey… where is Dil?" Tommy said, looking about. Everyone was among the clouds except his little brother.
"…"
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"T-Tommy?" Dil said nervously, looking around at the landscape of brimstone and eternal ash.
"Aw crap, Moxie better not expect us to adopt you," Blitzo complained before pulling out a gun. "Eh, can always use the target practice."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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"OW!" the creator cried out as Trixie swatted him. "Come on, it's a joke!"