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"I read somewhere that it's better if you try and establish commonalities with your kidnapper," I explained. "Makes it harder for them to put you through a meat grinder." "I don't even know where to find a meat grinder." -Or, how Harry met Mycroft. Or, Season 4, Watson-style. (Title taken from the One Republic song).

Sherlock se aburre. Y John está más que harto de ser el centro de sus iras. En plena discusión, se le ocurre que Sherlock podría solucionar su aburrimiento investigando acerca del sexo. No sabe la que le espera. MA18 (lo pongo aquí porque en el rating no sube de M, la historia gira en torno al sexo. El aviso está dado, no me haré responsable de futuras quejas al respecto).

When Sherlock is abducted and held hostage, John embarks on a dangerous rescue mission 3,000 miles from home. (Collab by me and Scottie)

Sherlock und Watson finden sich jeweils im Körper des anderen wieder. Die Frage ist warum? Unsinn, Pre-Slash, Bodyswap, Crack. Geschrieben für pod together in LiveJournal. Vielen lieben Dank an Dunderklumpen für die fantastische Zusammenarbeit und das Erstellen einer wunderbaren Aufnahme. :)

[Homeschooled 1] An innocent question begets a filthy lesson. Vampire Adult Sherlock / Human Shota John

Moriarty is back, and Molly may be in serious danger as he decides to include her in his game with the consulting detective. But when pasts are exploited and unforeseen players are brought to light, Sherlock and Molly will have to confront their demons, all the while holding fast to what matters most to them in the end. Rating might change later on.

Everyone needs a little bit of sympathy now and then.

John could be so terribly, terribly blind sometimes... is what goes through John Watson's mind (only at a much faster rate) as he arrives home one dreary winter evening, tired from work and from carrying two excessively heavy bags and finds the living room spotless. Well, as close to spotless as any room belonging to two bachelors can get. Suspicious. Slash. Sexual content.

St Bart's costume party extravaganza proved to be a bigger event than Molly Hooper anticipated, though she remembers very little the day after. It's her mysterious lover's marital status that bothers her the most, and soon Molly finds herself having to solve his identity. Surprisingly enough there's more than one suspect.

Qu'importe ce que nous pensons ou faisons, tout est déjà déterminé, à partir même du moment où la vie nous est accordée. Une vie livrée sans liberté, sans pouvoir. Il n'y a qu'un destin imposé. Et nous devons pourtant marcher dans cette direction." C'est ce que je pensais. Puis j'ai rencontré Sherlock Holmes. Terminée !

It's a Master's Sun AU (yes, I do mean the Korean Drama). A fellow Sherlollian asked for the AU on Tumblr and I decided to go through with it. Characters will be OC for the purpose of the story but I hope it still works. The full summary is in the 1st chapter. Rating may change later on.

Ficlet. While Sherlock was away, Mycroft and John fell into a relationship. But now Sherlock's back. (AU - No Mary.)

Night after the fall, Molly returns to her flat to find someone waiting in the dark. Short, simple. Firm T rating.

Sherlock is sentenced to death in exile. What can be done? Sherlolly

Molly thinks no one has seen how sad she has been lately. Sherlock not only sees but he also observes but his observations lead him somewhere surprising. Oh the Sherlolly feels!

Despite not meeting Sherlock, John still got into chasing criminals. AU. The detective is slightly jealous of this new crime fighter who is stealing his glory and swears that the man is up to no good. He is determined to find out more about John Watson.

John returns from his date to find Sherlock having cried himself to sleep. What has the consulting detective so down? Can John help him get back to his usual self?

In all of his life, Sherlock has been alone. He was the first of his kind, a Consulting Detective. When he stumbles upon a waitress in a local café, Sherlock deduces there may be more than one Consulting Detective in London. Sherlock/OC Rated T for Some Innuendoes and Violence

Greg Lestrade and Molly Hooper have been attracted to each other for ages, each too hesitant to say anything to the other. Until one fateful night at a pub things seem to move forward, but the next day Greg is injured. They realize life is too short to let love pass them by...

All it takes is a little alcohol courage for the consulting detective to confess his feelings to his pathologist.

I'm going to add my sherlolly conversations on here (most of them one-shots). If the rating needs to change over the next few chapters I will provide an Author's Note warning. Enjoy!

Sherlock was speechless as she spoke the last words he expected to hear, "I'm a medium. I talk to the people who have crossed over. Who is the male person that passed away?"

Death cannot stop true love. (The Princess Bride AU)

Mary le escribe una carta a John, la ultima... /¡Espero que os guste mucho!