First it was the exact twenty-four hour time, then whether he could borrow my apple and then if I could recommend a respectable car dealers, all without an explanation. I don't even know him...what an odd man. Sherlock/OC

There's something strange going on in London. People are doing things they don't want to do, acting illogically...Sherlock wants to know what's going on.

It was painfully obvious that Sherlock had never seen The Princess Bride. Spoilers for A Study in Pink.

For every epic, life-altering explosion in a pool complex, there is an aftermath. Yet another post-Great Game "what if." Dreadfully unoriginal, with passing mention of spousal abuse, and gratuitous use of quotes from the episodes. I am sorry.

John has something to announce... Fun, silly oneshot.

It's hard to find the reason why when you're asking the wrong question. WARNING: implied Sherlock/John, but really only if you have slash goggles permanently affixed to your eyes, like I do. Otherwise, not so much.

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

Romantic or sexual encounters in the life of Sherlock Holmes. "He wondered, abstractly, why women were so attracted to him. It wasn't good for them." Nothing explicit .

Sherlock gets drunk and John has to put up with him. One-shot

two-shot. Part 1, Betrayal. first person, Sherlock thinks John has betrayed him. Rubbish summery, writing is better. Sherlock/John not intendeed but there if you stand on your head and cross your eyes.

It's the 25th of December and John Watson wonders whether it's considered childish to throw yourself off London Bridge to avoid meeting your boyfriend's family. Sherlock/John. MUMFORDVERSE.

Sherlock has never had a friend, let alone one he needs as much as he needs John. SLASH.

A sequel to my previous ficlet 'Substitute'. Sherlock takes the morning for a bit of a spin. John/Sherlock slash. Excessive fluff. Disclaimer: 'Sherlock' is not owned by me, and I make no profit from writing this.

John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...

...Or something like that. Sally needs a boyfriend. Unfortunately, so does Anderson. And then there's Sherlock. Who already has one. Warnings: Anderson.

"This entire flat was a veritable minefield." Lestrade searches Sherlock's flat for the first time in an attempt to gain control over his consulting detective. Sequel to An Interesting Encounter.

Sherlock Holmes has already prided himself on being indifferent to emotion, but that was before Watson arrived in the apartment at 2 in the morning, bleeding and in agony. BROMANCE Sherlock/Watson. Please review?

Umm... I've noticed there aren't that many fics that mention Sherlock's Drug-use and some people have been looking for them :P so I just threw up this one-shot... enjoy...

"Who've you pulled strings with to get this, Sherlock?" John muttered, shaking his head and smiling as Mrs. Hudson reached over and grasped his hand for a few seconds, the Landlady still grinning from ear to ear and glancing down at the tickets.

How does Sherlock make himself cry when he's unlikely to use emotional triggers? We can have memories of physical effects, and our bodies' reactions to them. A fic-based attempt at explaining how Sherlock tried to manipulate Mrs Monkford with fake tears.

A semi-serious fic inspired by a fellow fan's suggestion that Sherlock might steal John's clothes. Sock-puppets and daftness that may or may not be beyond Sherlock's capabilities behind closed doors...

John is dying alone in a dark alley and only Sherlock can help him. The summary sucks, but I don't care :D Comments are love.

One shot. John decides Sherlock needs a taste of domesticity, and so drags him off for some grocery shopping. Headaches ensue.

Drabble. Sherlock stands in the freezing cold while John worries. John/Sherlock slash. Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, I just play with them for no profit whatsoever.

John and Sherlock were never friends. They sort of skipped that step. VERY LIGHT John/Sherlock slash. Last drabble only. Rated 'cos I'm paranoid.