Chris: (Recapping last episode.) "Last time on Total Drama Action... Harold took a big bite of whodunnit in our most mysterious episode yet. After the contestants cracked the code of Chris' mysterious message, they stealthily had to fetch prints and DNA from each other. A party reward on a train quickly turned into a hunt for my..."

Harold: (Deep voice.) "Murderer.."

Chris: (Recapping.) "When Lindsay was declared the Sherlock-iest of them all, Courtney was furious! But, it didn't stop Lindsay from inviting Duncan to the movies to make Courtney still more jealous, even if it turned out to be horribly awkward. Will Courtney plot some evil revenge? Is Lindsay going to actually outsmart her? Am I even cooler now that I'm alive again? Find out on this episode of... Total... Drama... Action!"

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins with Lindsay she walks out of the shower singing off-key)

Lindsay: (Singing off-key.) Ooh, your face

Ooh, in my glance

Ooh-ooh-ooh, it's you and me

And you and me makes we!

You and me-e-e-e

Like butter knives, we're free

We're free!

Courtney: "Would you please shut the *bleep* up?! It's "like butterflies", not "butter knives". Ugh. And everybody knows you picked Duncan for your movie reward last night as retaliation. The murder mystery challenge is over, so you can stop massacring that song like a bitch?!

Lindsay: "I was not mascara-ing anything but my eyelashes, Courtney. What's the other thing you said I did?"

Beth: "Guys, can't we try to get along?"

Courtney: Oh, stop playing dumb, Lindsay."

Lindsay: (Singing off-key.) Ooh-ooh Like butter knives, we're free!

Courtney: "Oh. She's not playing, is she?"

Lindsay: (Continues singing off-key.) You and me makes we!

(We now cut to the guys trailer where Duncan & Harold are covering their ears.)

Duncan: (Groans.) Three hours at the movie with that girl last night and now this? Ugh. I'm gonna go stick a fork in my eye to relieve the pain. (Suddenly drums start playing as the castmates see Chris and Chef.)

Chris: "Nice of you to join us. Today's movie genre is... drum roll, please. (A very long drum roll is heard.) Okay, Ringo. Spotlight's not big enough for the both of us. (Chef stops the drum roll) Today's movie genre is... [drum roll] The rock and roll biopic."

Harold: "All right! (Imitates guitar.) Thunder!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "Rock and roll biopic? Normally, I would've been stoked, but I had a rockin' headache from Lindsay-palooza last night."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "Is a biopic kinda like a toothpick? 'Cause I could use one right now. (Opens her mouth, and tries to get something out of it.) I got popcorn stuck righ' 'ere."

Chris: "Shut up. Popcorn down. (Lindsay puts the popcorn down) Any good rock and roll biopic starts with a kid from humble beginnings, drawn into the seemingly glam world of rock music. After overcoming enormous hardship, the kid gets a break and makes it ginormous! Bigger than me, even. The kid is then drawn into a scandalous world of stuff I'm not allowed to talk about to sixteen-year-olds. Things that lead to dangerous addictions, multiple divorces, the occasional night in the joint, and an untimely death while sitting on a toilet. [aside] Please, do not try any of the aforementioned at home or I would be sued and would be unable to afford the maintenance of this fabulous smile. [to the cast mates] A few things that any certifiable rock god needs to know that I can talk about, you need to know how to rock out on the guitar, work the paparazzi, and trash a hotel room. Heh, yeah! Any questions? No? Okay, people! Time for your first big gig. Meet me at the big stadium in ten minutes. You can't miss it." (He walks off, and Chef follows carrying the drum set)

(We now cut at the amphitheater, where it was decorated in a rock & roll set.)

Beth: "Where'd Chris say the stadium is again?"

Courtney: "He is so going to kill us. We are so late."

Chris: "I said ten minutes, not ten hours!"

Duncan: "You also said to meet you at the big stadium, and this is the dumpy Gilded Chris Award theater."

Chris: "Where you might get dumped! Not bad. First step to becoming a rock legend is to show up late for your own show. For your first challenge, you're gonna be rocking out on the guitar!"

Lindsay: "But, I don't know how to play the guitar. Is it anything like the recorder? I can play the recorder."

Chris: "Yeah. It's a lot like the recorder. Only completely different. Since I'm guessing most of you can't read, let alone read music, you'll be playing a guitar-shaped peripheral. The notes will be represented by colored notes on the screen, which corresponds to your guitar. You will play simultaneously, during which, you'll be eliminated. Every time you play a wrong note, bzzt!"

Beth: "You mean you're going to electrocute us?"

Chris: "Me? Electrocute you? Of course not! The guitar will electrocute you! [everyone gasps] [laughs] But don't worry. You'll live. Though you may never be able to play the piano again."

Lindsay: "I can't play the piano anyway."

Chris: "Or use the phone."

Lindsay: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "I used to play in an all-girl rock band at school called the A-Type Psychotic Crazies. Unfortunately, we broke up before our first gig. Apparently, you can't start a band with five leads and no backup."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Later, the castmates are prepped with their guitars.)

Chris: "Are you ready to rock out?!"

Harold: "For those about to rock, I salute you!"

Duncan: "Bite me."

Chris: "And... rock on! (The music starts and the castmates start rocking out, with Harold entering a long riff) Would you look at that? Harold's on fire! I mean seriously, his guitar is on fire." (Harold's guitar catches fire)

Harold: "Water! Water! (Chef splashes water and Harold gets electrocuted) Shoot."

Chris: "Well, that's one down. Four to go." (Duncan sparingly hits a few notes)

Lindsay: "Do you have one in red? This one doesn't really go with my outfit." (Screams as she gets shocked, too, then Beth's guitar explodes as Courtney hits every note.)

Harold: "Whoa. That girl can rock." (Courtney continues as Duncan hits very few notes, then after the music ends, he smashes his guitar)

Chris: "Nice one, Duncan! You broke it."

Duncan: Oops, sorry.

Chris: Impressive, both of you. But the winner is... (Drum roll.) Duncan!

Courtney: "What?! But I hit every note! And I played behind my head! And on my knees! And with my teeth!"

Chris: "Yes. Yes, you did. But you tried way too hard and if there's one thing rock stars don't do, it's try. Even a little. You saw Duncan."

Courtney: [scoffs] "Yes. He played every tenth note and broke his guitar afterwards."

Chris: "Exactly."

Duncan: "Watch and learn, baby doll. Maybe one day, you'll be able to rock as hard as me."(Courtney smashes her guitar on his crotch, as he screams in pain.)

Courtney: (Smirks.) "That hard enough, baby doll?"

Chris: "We'll be right back as soon as Courtney cools down with a hot bath and Duncan gets the rock back in his roll. (chuckles.) Ouch."

(Commercial break.)

(We now cut to a set of the red carpet, where Chris gets out of the Lame-O-Sine.))

Chris: "Welcome back to the rock and roll biopic edition of Total Drama Action. Now, in order to become a true rock immortal, you must know how to work the paparazzi. First part of your second challenge is an obstacle course of fans, phothogs, groupies, and autograph hounds. You'll start at the Lame-o-sine, walk up the red carpet, past the obstacles, and finally backstage. One of you will win, the rest will be celebrity roadkill. Duncan, for winning the first challenge, you get our backstage pass... (He hands Duncan a pass) so you'll start halfway."

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "Too bad this isn't a real backstage pass. Looks the part. 'All access membership, Buff and Tone Spa?!'"

Chris: [he barges in] "Yeah, I'm gonna be needin' that."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Okay. Courtney, you're up first. And... action! (Courtney runs out) Courtney's on the move! The paparazzi!" (She avoids the camera) "Quick maneuvering! Autograph hound! Will she sign? (A fangirl standee pops up, then she signs the paper.) She will! Nice move! Ooh, the tricky path fan cam attack! Will she make it? Courtney executes the smile and duck, a difficult combo. (Groupie screams.) Followed by a backhanded wave to the groupie. And a clean swag bag grab, nice! (She's offered sandwiches, but declines) No canapé for this celebrit-ay! (a bouncer pops up) Final obstacle, the bap?"

Courtney: "Do you know who I am?" (The bouncer lowers and she enters backstage.)

Chris: "Spoken with an A-list attitude! Nice moves, and good call on grabbing the swag. Lucky for you, you get to keep what's inside. (Courtney pulls out a book with Chris on the cover) My autobiography. Volume One."

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "Ugh. Did you see that *bleep*? Only thing missing was a barf bag with Chris' face on it. (a full barf bag with Chris' face on it is thrown on the table) Ew, gross!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Duncan, you're up! Remember, you get to skip the Lame-o-sine and half the red carpet. And... action! (Duncan runs out) The tricky path fan cam attack! What's the bully gonna do? (Duncan spits on one of the camera.s) Ooh, nasty! (He throws the other camera) Bap goes the weasel. (the autograph hound pops up, and Duncan flips it off.) O...kay... (Duncan signs the groupie's stomach) And the lady gets the digits! (Duncan mouths "call me") Another knockout! (Duncan then flips the sandwich plate and kicks down the bouncer) Ouch! Dude, dude. Major potential lawsuit action with the pads, the fan, and most definitely the bouncer. On the other hand, nice touch giving the groupie your number."

Duncan: "Cool, whatever."

Chris: "Someone's in a bad mood. What a rock star! Next!"

(Beth walks out, but is blinded by the flash and loses her glasses.)

Beth: "Ooh! Ugh! (Gasps, then chuckles, then is blinded by another flash) Ha, ow!" (Gasps as she leaps from the autograph hound.)

Harold: (he steps out and makes the glasses hand pose) "Rock and roll! No, uh... (makes an L on his forehead) rock and roll! No. (he throws the goats) Rock and roll! Yeah! Got it." (He walks out, but is stunned by the flash)

Duncan: "Get on with it, Doris." (Harold cries runs off, which makes the heads fall off. Then he runs inside, and Chris hugs him.)

(Lindsay walks out as she poses for the cameras, signs for the autograph hound, hugs the groupie, grabs the swag and pulls out a Chris T-shirt, which she gives to the groupie, grabs a sandwich, and woos the bouncer into letting her in.)

(Later, Chef hands Chris the photos.)

Chris: "And now the moment you've all been waiting for! The photographic evidence. Let's see your best shots, shall we? Courtney ducked. Duncan socked. Beth slipped. Harold, if that's not a cry for help, I don't know what is. And Lindsay posed. Which means we have a winner! Lindsay!

Lindsay: "Ya-ha-hay!"

Courtney: "How is that possible? I did the best job of avoiding the paparazzi."

Chris: "Who said you were supposed to avoid the photog? The paparazzi means exposure. And Lindsay exposed. You know it. Lindsay wins an advantage in the next part of the challenge, where you'll compete for invincibility."

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "I hate, hate, hate losing. So when Lindsiot won, it took all my years of studying transcendental meditation to keep it together." (Enters a meditative pose, but then she screams angrily.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut to everyone else inside the hotel room set.)

Chris: "Finally, the ultimate rock star challenge. Trashing the hotel room. You've got thirty seconds on the clock, with Lindsay getting an additional ten for having won the first part of the challenge. And... action!" (He runs out as Harold fails to destroy a phone, Beth smashes a photo of Chris and tips a lamp causing a mirror to break, and Lindsay bounces on the bed; Duncan smashes the dresser with a palm tree and throws a TV out the window; but Courtney smashes through a wall and pushes the walls down, screaming)

CONFESSIONALS:

Duncan: "Mm! Nothing sharpens my dog collar more than a girl with a ton of attitude! Mm-mm-mm."

Courtney: (She's in a meditative pose.) "My meditation teacher would've been so proud."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Lindsay screams as Courtney holds the bed over her head.)

Chris: Time! (Courtney puts the bed down) "Lindsay, you now have an additional ten seconds. Go. (a wall falls down) I see your predicament. Thanks to Courtney, there's nothing left to destroy. Which means, Courtney wins invincibility."

Courtney: "Yes!"

Chris: "Now, you've gotta decide who gets booted from the band."

(We now cut at the gazebo, where Harold meets up with Lindsay and Beth)

Harold: "Ladies. What's up?"

Lindsay: "Beth and I have been thinking about who to vote off. Since we can't lose Courtney, we're thinking Duncan. Did you see how grumpy he was today? Plus, Courtney would never admit it, but she'd go ballistic if he got kicked off!"

Harold: "You don't need to convince me."

(We now cut to the Gilded Chris ceremony, & the theme plays.)

Chris: "Now for Total Drama. Five left, one must go. And it won't be Courtney. (They cast their votes while Lindsay closes her eyes and casts her vote.) All right. The Gilded Chris Award goes to... Courtney and Lindsay. Harold. (Duncan is shocked by this, as he gets worried, while Beth & Lindsay smirk at each other.) Only one left. The final Gilded Chris goes to... Duncan. Beth's going bye-bye!"

Beth: "What?! Me?! (Points at Lindsay, Harold & herself.) The 3 of us voted for Duncan!"

Lindsay: "Yeah!" (Looks at Harold.) "Harold, I thought you voted for Duncan!"

Harold: "Look, I had nothing to do with it!"

Beth: "But-"

Chris: "Harold's right! In fact, what happened is a first for the show. A contestant accidentally voted a different contestant off!"

Lindsay: "What?"

Chris: "Take a look. Unlike me, the camera never lies."

(We then cut to a footage that shows when Lindsay closed her eyes to cast her vote, she accidentally voted for Beth.)

(We now cut back to the present, as the contestants gasp.)

Duncan: (Laughs.) "Yeah!" (Beth & Lindsay both glare at him.)

Chris: "Beth, time for you to say sayonara." (Beth then sighs sadly & stands up, but Lindsay runs to her.)

Lindsay: "Beth, I am so sorry!"

Beth: "I-It's not your fault, Lindsay, it's mine. I distracted you. And now I've lost my chance at the million."

Lindsay: "Don't worry. We'll still be friends, and that's worth way more than money.

Beth: (Smiles.) "Lindsay... that's the smartest thing anyone's said all season!" (She hugs Lindsay.)

Lindsay: "Really?"

Beth: "Totally. (She walks toward the Lame-o-sine, but she finds a hunky man at the door, & gasps in surprise.) Brady!" (she runs up to the Lame-O-Sine and hugs him.)

Lindsay: (Looks in surprise.) Wow!"

Courtney: (Looks in surprise as well.) "He's not only real, he's really handsome."

Beth: "I've got all the prize I need."

Brady: "Oh. Was I supposed to bring a prize?"

Beth: "I love losing." (the Lame-o-sine door closes and it drives off)

Chris: "And on that note, TDA says bye bye, Beth. Tune in next time for another hot rockin' episode of... Total. Drama. Action!"

(End credits.)

Surprised? Yes indeed Lindsay is saved in this version while Beth unexpectedly got eliminated! How will the rest all go out?
Stay tuned! BTW, sorry Beth fans.

Votes:
Beth - Courtney, Duncan, Lindsay
Duncan - Beth, Harold