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Virtue and Venom: Chapter 21

Konoha hospital

Sasuke was sitting in a hospital bed with his eyes covered in bandages; it's been 3 days since he lost vision and he was once again forced to stay in the hospital. "This sucks" Sasuke said letting out a sigh.

"Don't be sad Sasuke" Ino said; Sasuke nearly jumped out of his skin and looked over to where Ino's voice came from.

"Ino; what the hell are you doing here" Sasuke shouted; Ino huffed and crossed her arms.

"I came here to give you cut apples you dick" Ino said putting a plate of sliced apples on his lap "and I'm worried; my Naruto is out there without me" she said in a worried tone. "I'm here to keep myself busy so I don't worry about him; ok" she said and Sasuke sighed.

"Ok, sorry Ino" Sasuke said.

"Wow only 4 days back and your attitude has lightened up; good for you Sasuke" Kakashi said making Sasuke jump in fright.

"Goddamn it" Sasuke shouted "when did you get here" Sasuke shouted.

"About 30 minutes ago; I've been reading my book" Kakashi said; Sasuke then growled.

"Ok is there anyone else in here" Sasuke said waiting for a response; after a few second there was none "ok no more surprises" Sasuke said. "I hope Naruto and Mamushi are able to find this medic lady" Sasuke said as he touched his eyes "I'd rather not be blind if I could help it" he said.

Inn somewhere in fire country

Jiraya was walking to Naruto and the girls room; Jiraya thought they should all stay in one room but both Mamushi and Anko said that they would not sleep in a room with a pervert like him. "Damn women making me spend more money on a second room" Jiraya grumbles as he approached the door; he placed his hand on the door knob and opened the door "Naru-" Jiraya began until he paused.

Naruto was sleeping in the middle of the bed with Anko and Mamushi on either side of him; all around the bed was empty beer and Sake cans and bottles. Naruto then looked closer and began to feel both pride and jealousy at the blonde boy.

Naruto's face was buried in Anko's cleavage with only her bra keeping her from being completely topless; Mamushi had her head on Naruto's back with her arms wrapped around his waist. Mamushi was wearing an overly large sleep shirt, some purple socks and pink sleeping shorts that Ino got her as a present.

Jiraya was giggling like a pervert at the sight 'Oh man I knew Anko had a banging body but hot damn' Jiraya thought 'and that Mamushi girl… give her a few years and she'll be a real beauty' he thought as he took out a camera and snapped a polaroid picture. 'I'm never going to let you live this down kid' Jiraya thought as he exited the room 'I have to jot this down; this is great source material, Naruto you are one lucky little shit' he thought.

Konoha hospital again

Sasuke, Ino and Kakashi all sat up as a vision all came into their minds.

"Did you 2 get a sudden urge to kill Naruto" Sasuke asked.

"Yes, I did" Ino said with a scowl 'Naruto; you better have a good excuse and if I ever find out what you just did, you can forget me ever letting you touch me again' Ino thought.

"Yeah" Kakashi said shifting his eye to the side in suspicion 'Naruto wouldn't do anything with Anko… would you' he said with a frown under his mask.

'I swear if he does anything to Mamushi I will… shit I'm blind' Sasuke thought 'ok get vision back; then kill Naruto if necessary' he thought as all 3 began to exert malice into the air.

Hinata Hyuga was outside the door holding a 'get well' basket when she felt the malice and anger emanate through the door 'I'm sure Sasuke is doing fine' Hinata thought as she turned around 'I'll just come back later' she thought.

With Naruto and crew

Naruto sneezed as they all walked down the road.

"Naruto" Mamushi asked worried "you're not getting sickie are you" she said and Naruto smiled.

"Nah I'm fine" Naruto said.

"You better be" Anko said with a smirk "after all you had one hell of a wake-up kid" Anko said making Naruto blush. "I mean damn kid; you were all up in these titties" Anko said cupping her breasts and making Naruto blush harder.

"Haha" Mamushi laughed "titties, titties" she chanted as both her and Anko laughed at how embarrassed Naruto was.

'Man; I'm never dinking and playing 'Just dance' with them ever again' Naruto thought.

'Minato; I hope your proud of your boy' Jiraya thought with a single tear coming out of his eye "ok people enough chit chat; Tanzaku Gai is still a few miles away, so let's go" he said and the other 3 nodded as they began to run down the road.

Tanzaku Gai: Random bar

Tsunade Senju downed another shot of Sake as she and her apprentice Shizune and pet pig Tonton were all relaxing after a day of gambling; Tsunade was in no celebratory mood however. On one of the many slot machines, she was playing on she ended up hitting the jackpot and won over 2.5 million Ryo; which symbolized one thing to her trouble.

"Don't worry lady Tsunade" Shizune said "I'm sure your jackpot is nothing more than good luck; after all you've been on a losing spell for over 3 months" she said and Tsunade looked at her.

"Don't be foolish Shizune" Tsunade said before taking another shot "I'm sure it's bad luck, I just know that- "Tsunade began until a voice spoke up.

"Excuse me" a girl's voice said; both Tsunade and Shizune turned around and saw a pale girl, with long black hair, silver eyes.

Tsunade had a vision of a certain rogue teammate of hers and swallowed hard before speaking "can I help you kid" Tsunade said and the girl nodded.

"Yes, I'm looking for someone named Lady Tsunade" Mamushi said reaching into her trench coat; Tsunade balled her fist and Shizune got ready to launch a volley of poison senbon at her; the girl then pulled out a piece of paper. "I'm looking for this lady right here" she said showing the 2 women a very crudely drawn sketch of Tsunade; it consisted of a stick figure with breasts completely disproportionate from her body, 2 pig tails and a diamond drawn over her head. "Have you seen her" Mamushi asked and Tsunade looked at her completely blankly but on the inside.

'Hahahaha' Tsunade laughed internally 'she's looking for me and doesn't even know what I look like' she thought. "No sorry kid" Tsunade said with a smirk as she turned around.

"Are you sure" Mamushi asked "I was told a lot of things about her" she said and Tsunade chuckled.

"Like what" Tsunade said amused.

"That she has these huge saggy nasty titties" Mamushi said making Tsunade drop her drink "she also looks super ugly too from what I heard" she said. Shizune began to wave her hands in front of herself but Mamushi did not even notice "I also had heard that she's called the 'legendary sucker' because she'll basically give any guy a blowjob for a drink and what else" Mamushi said tapping her foot while stroking her chin "oh yeah I heard she was a Futa too; and she has a big veiny-" Mamushi began until Tsunade turned around and picked her up by the collar of her trench coat.

"Who the fuck has been saying those things about me" Tsunade shouted in the girls' face; Tsunade then got a look of horror when she saw the girl smile.

"Gotch" Mamushi said as she pressed a button "Jiraya; I found her she's at the Blue Moon Bar down the strip" Mamushi said into her microphone.

"Good job Mamushi" Jiraya's voice came from the speaker "be there in 3 minutes; don't let her leave" he said.

"Ha" Tsunade scoffed "how can a girl like her possibly- "Tsunade began until she felt something pinch her breast; Tsunade looked down and saw a small snake biting her left breast.

"Night, night boob lady" Mamushi said as Tsunade's world began to shift.

'Oh shit' Tsunade thought as she passed out and her world turned black.

A few hours later

Tsunade woke up with a groan as she saw the ceiling of her hotel room "oh god how much did I drink" Tsunade said as she sat up.

"Tsunade hey; how's it going" came the voice of Jiraya; Tsunade snapped her head to the side and looked at him. Tsunade then turned and looked at the table at the end of the room; there was a blonde boy, a purple haired woman, Shizune and that pale girl.

"Yay I win again" Naruto cheered as he pulled in the chips from the middle of the table.

"Damn kid you're good at poker" Anko said throwing her cards in the middle of the table.

"Hey Naruto; lets go to a casino later" Mamushi said as she began to shuffle the deck again "I wanna play blackjack and play that giant slot machine before we go" she said.

"Sure; we can go later on tonight" Naruto said.

"You little shit" Tsunade shouted getting out of bed on wobbly legs and pointing at Mamushi "you poisoned me; I'm going to beat your ass" she said as she wobbled forward.

"Hey it was Jiraya here who wanted me to knock you out" Mamushi said pointing at Jiraya "I just wanted hit you on the head with a rubber mallet" Mamushi said holding up a brand-new mallet. "I spent 300 Ryo on this thing" Mamushi said "I at least want to use it" she said.

"Hit me with a mallet; are you fucking crazy" Tsuande shouted.

"Kind of" Mamushi said with a shrug making everyone sweat drop.

"Tsunade" Jiraya said gaining her attention "I told her to knock you out to make sure you don't run" Jiraya said. "Sensei has ordered you back to the village" Jiraya said "he wants you to be the hokage and we need you to heal one of our wounded comrades" Jiraya said and Tsunade huffed.

"Hiruzen is a fool; I left that village 15 years ago Jiraya" Tsunade said "all I have from that village is bad memories; and Hokage, why would I want that foolish job" she said.

"Hey" Naruto shouted getting up "I don't insult Ji-ji or the hokage title you old crone" he shouted.

"Who the hell are you kid" Tsunade said with a scowl.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki; future hokage and apprentice to Asuma Sarutobi and Jiraya" Naruto said pulling out his trench knives showing Tsunade who chuckled.

"Huh so Asuma has an apprentice huh" Tsunade said "never thought I'd see the day" she said and then she saw the frown on Naruto's face.

"He's dead lady" Naruto said making Tsunade freeze "he got killed on my first C turned S rank mission; I was only his apprentice for a month, but it was long enough for me to start seeing him as a master" Naruto said putting away his knives. Naruto then felt someone grab him from behind and wrap his arms around him; Mamushi began to hug Naruto to comfort him. There were no words spoken between the 2 as Naruto looked at Tsunade.

"I…" Tsunade began trying to retort but failed and instead looked at Jiraya "how's sensei" Tsunade said.

"Old, tired, lost his last kid; he's overdue Tsunade" Jiraya said "that's why we need you back; it's time for a change, and you are the only candidate" he said and Tsunade sighed.

"Sorry Jiraya but no" Tsunade said "You are a Sanin too; you take the seat, I'm done with Konoha" she said.

"What about Sasuke" Mamushi said gaining her attention "he needs his new eyes to see and you're the only one who can do it" Mamushi said.

"Sorry girlie" Tsunade said "but the answer is still no; if you want to help him, take him to Suna to that puppet lady, I'm done" Tsunade said sadly. Mamushi was about to speak but then grabbed her head and began to groan "hey are you ok" Tsunade asked and Mamushi nodded.

"Yeah, I'm fine" Mamushi said as she took out a pill and swallowed it down with a drink of water "my headaches have been hurting more and more" she said making Jiraya raise an eyebrow.

"Come on Mamushi; let's go get you some rest" Naruto said as he grabbed her hand "we'll be going back to the hotel" Naruto said and Jiraya nodded as both he and Mamushi left.

The next day at dawn

"Ok so what are we going to do pervy sage" Naruto said as he ate breakfast at the hotel with Anko and Jiraya "I mean she said no even after talking to her for hours" Naruto said.

"I know kid" Jiraya said as he took a sip of tea "I'll just try again today" Jiraya said.

"Hey where's Mamushi" Anko asked looking around "I haven't seen her since you left yesterday" she said.

"Oh yeah she went to the casino to play slots" Naruto said "she's been gone for a- hey there she is" Naruto said pointing at Mamushi who walked in. "Mamushi over here" Naruto said calling the girl over; Mamushi sprinted over.

"We have to go back to Konoha now" Mamushi shouted as she grabbed Naruto and began to drag him.

"Hold up" Naruto said stopping Mamushi "what's going on" he said as Anko and Jiraya came up.

"Well, I kinda went to see Tsunade again" Mamushi said bashfully and everyone's eyes went wide "it started out civil at first; and then we began shouting, and some words were said" she said.

"What did you do" Jiraya asked.

"I kinda made her angry" Mamushi said nervously "and admittedly I also got a little angry" she said. Jiraya then got into her face and spoke.

"Did. You. Kill. Her" Jiraya said and Mamushi looked at him insulted.

"What kind of monster do you think I am" Mamushi said insulted "no I didn't kill her" Mamushi said and Jiraya, Naruto and Anko let out a sign of relief.

Outside the village: In an abandoned shack

Mamushi opened up the door to the shack revealing a bound and gagged Shizune who was struggling to get out "But I did kidnap her apprentice" Mamushi said and everyone face faulted.

"What the hell Mamushi" Naruto shouted "you kidnapped an innocent woman" he said.

"We are so going to jail for this" Anko said grabbing her hair "what were you thinking" she shouted.

"We need her to heal Sasuke" Mamushi said "I thought if I forced her to come back to the village then she'll have to; Shizune here is just leverage" Mamushi said.

"She's right" Jiraya said shocking Naruto and Anko "Tsunade won't just abandon her; she'll come to Konoha to get her" he said as both Naruto and Anko looked at him like he was crazy.

"Yeah, I already gave one of my snakes a note to take to Tsunade" Mamushi said "so we better get going back to Konoha because he'll be delivering the note in a few hours" Mamushi said. "I just hope she takes the note seriously; I'm giving her 4 days to get there before I kill Shizune" Mamushi said making Shizune begin to squirm trying to escape.

"Yes, good, a fake death threat" Jiraya said "good; that'll light a fire under her ass" he said as he looked at a wide eyed Mamushi.

"Y-yeah; I was totally joking about that, hahaha" Mamushi said tuning to Shizune "don't worry I won't kill you… anymore" she said making her teammates pale.

Shizune began to squirm trying to break free 'oh god Lady Tsunade; help me' Shizune thought 'save me from these weirdo's' she thought.

"Naruto; grab her lets head back to the village" Jiraya said "we better get going; I'd rather not deal with Tsunade's wrath now" he said.

Hours later

"Damn it Shizune; where are you" Tsunade said as she walked back to her hotel room; Tsunade grabbed the doorknob to her room and opened it. Upon opening it she saw Tonton with a snake wrapped around her "holy shit" Tsunade shouted as she ran over and ripped the snake off Tonton "Tonton are you ok" Tsunade said as she began to nuzzle the pig.

Tonton then jumped away and grabbed a note on her bed and gave it to Tsunade "what's this" Tsunade said as she began to read it.

Tsunade; I've kidnapped your apprentice. If you want to see her alive again you need to come to Konoha and do 3 things

Heal Sasuke Uchiha

Talk to Hiruzen Sarutobi

Buy the Momoiro Magical Girls anime complete series in Blue-ray

Do this and Shizune will not be harmed; be there.

Tsunade dropped the note with a look of horror on her face "Shizune" Tsunade shouted before clenching her fists "goddamn it; why won't they leave me alone" Tsunade shouted as she picked up Tonton. "Looks like we are going to Konoha" she said as she began to run out of the hotel 'oh who ever is responsible for this is going to pay' Tsunade thought.

With Naruto and the group

Naruto was carrying Shizune as he and the group sprinted back to Konoha; as they did a snake appeared on Mamushi's shoulder.

"SSShe got the note" the snake said "you better run; ssshe's on your tailsss" it said before vanishing.

"Mamushi" Jiraya said "I'd like to thank you for getting Tsunade back to Konoha" he said making her smile. "But fair warning" Jiraya said "you are on her shit list; and probably going to die" he said and Mamushi scoffed.

"Please; I got blown up" Mamushi said "I can take some old lady" she said before Jiraya chuckled.

"Oh boy this is going to be good" Jiraya said making Mamushi nervous "lets pick up the pace people" Jiraya said as they continued their run to Konoha.

Ok another chapter done; ok I'll admit it I based the whole kidnapping of Shizune off of what Trevor did in GTA 5 to Martin Madrazzo and kidnapping his wife. Ok if you enjoyed it please like, comment and share with your friends; and until next time bye.