Chapter 1: Teleporting to Royal Woods
*the scene shows The Cork Men's 50-story house and the "camera" zooms in on the first floor in the Cork Men's and Candace's room*
HJ: Man, I'm bored.
Josh: You said it, HJ.
Jamie: There won't be any new Loud House episodes for awhile.
Tom: Yeah, some of the episodes first aired in different countries. It's not fair that not all episodes don't always air in the US first. It's not fair at all!
Ryan: I would love to explore more of this planet of Earth.
Zoe: Yeah, me too.
Zara: It's just not a great idea to expose secrets.
Super: We have to think of something fast.
Dark: Yeah, we just have to.
Candace: About to have two children is just merely a coincidence. But far into the future, HJ and I will have twelve children. Eleven daughters and one son. And also, Tacey's napping. I'm about to have a second child. I'm pregnant again.
EPF (in his true human self): Candace, I'm pretty sure that Josh can hide that pregnant belly of yours so no one will notice.
Rosie: Yeah, this just isn't cutting it. I'm a goddess, for instance.
Prince Wood: I, Prince Jonathan Nicholas McWood XXIX will get us all out of this boredom of ours.
Chance: This just isn't fair. We should fighting crime even though we haven't gotten any calls on our emergency hotline phone.
S.T.A.R.: This bites! We are so bored with nothing to do!
Paul: I can relate to that.
S.T.A.R. Jr.: Man, this isn't awesome at the moment.
Xenosa: This just ain't fair.
Amir: I could pack a punch for fighting crime.
T.R.Y.: Man, this just isn't a great idea to be bored.
HJ: Hey, I know! Speaking of "The Loud House," let's teleport to Royal Woods. We could hang out with Lincoln and his friends!
All nineteen: (agreeing with HJ)
HJ: Maybe that will cure us from our boredom!
Josh (to HJ): Are you sure, HJ? Zach's parents really want to prove that aliens exist. Ryan and Zoe are alien humanoids. What if Zach's parents find out about Ryan and Zoe being alien humanoids?
HJ: Josh, Ryan and Zoe can hide their alien humanoid aliases. They're gonna say that they're from Earth. Not from X-Neon Green Xytro.
Josh: Yeah-huh. But what if Zach's parent's are suspicious of them?
HJ: Josh, they're not going to be.
Josh: Alright, fine. I'm in. *to Candace* Candace, let's hide your pregnant belly!
Candace: Okay! *walks up to Josh*
*Josh gets stealth hiding machine*
Josh: Okay. Got my stealth hiding machine. *aims it at Candace's pregnant belly*
Candace: Uh, Josh? Are you sure this won't hurt the baby inside of my pregnant belly? Are you sure about this?
Josh: Yes, I'm sure. It'll be like before you got pregnant with your future second child. Ready, Candace?
Candace: Ready, Josh.
(digital keys on digital keyboard beeping)
Josh: In three, two, one! *presses a button*
(button beeps loudly)
(stealth hiding machine powering up)
Josh: Also, I forgot to mention. It's painless.
*Josh's stealth hiding machine finishes powering up*
Josh: And, fire. *pulls a lever next to the button he pressed earlier*
(stealth hiding machine fires as quiet as it can)
*the machine fires at Candace's pregnant belly and after five seconds, Candace's pregnant belly is hidden*
(stealth hiding machine dings)
All eighteen other members: (cheering)
*Candace looks at her non-pregnant belly*
Candace: Huh? It worked! It worked, Josh! It totally worked! Thank you!
Josh: You're welcome, Candace.
Candace: Just one question. How long the effect last?
Josh: Candace, the effect will last by the time we get back home from spending time with Lincoln and his friends.
Candace: Oh, okay.
HJ: Now that's been taken care of, before we go, let's see of everyone else is ready. *looks at the rest of the gang*
EPF (in his true human self): I'll turn into my holographic penguin mode if it pleases you, HJ.
HJ: Okay, EPF, do it.
EPF (in his true human self): Okay. *transforms into his holographic penguin mode*
S.T.A.R. Jr.: Wow!
*EPF's holographic penguin transformation gets completed*
EPF (as a holographic penguin): Okay, transformation complete!
HJ: One last thing before we go. I'm gonna text Lincoln that we're on our way. And that we're gonna teleport to them. *gets out his phone*
*HJ turns on his phone, unlocks it, and opens the text app*
*HJ types in the text message*
HJ: "Hey, Lincoln. The others in my hero group and I are on our way to hang out with you and your friends. We're gonna teleport to you. So, be prepared." *sends text*
(whoo-oop!)
*text message sends*
*Lincoln responds to HJ's text*
*HJ receives Lincoln's text*
HJ: *reads Lincoln's text* "Okay, sure thing, HJ. Clyde, Zach, Rusty, Liam, Stella, and I are on our way to Gus'. We'll wait for you guys."
HJ: *types in another text* "Okay." *sends text*
(whoo-oop!)
*text message sends*
*HJ puts up his phone*
Candace: What about Tacey?
HJ (to Candace): Candace, I already got it covered. EPF secretly called the babysitter so she can watch Tacey.
*Candace receives a text on her phone*
Candace: *reads text* "I'm here. Tacey is in her room, right?"
*Candace types in a text to the babysitter*
Candace: "Yes, she is. Thanks for babysitting Tacey, Vera." *sends text*
(whoo-oop!)
*text message sends*
*Candace receives a text from Vera*
*Candace reads the text*
Candace: "You're welcome, Candace."
*Candace puts up her phone*
Candace (to HJ): HJ, sweetie, how did EPF secretly call Vera?
HJ (to Candace): Oh, he did secretly call Vera. But only I noticed.
Candace: Oh, alright, HJ.
Josh (to Candace): Like I said, Candace. The effect of the stealth hiding machine will wear off once we get back.
HJ: Alright, guys! Let's teleport to Royal Woods! Now, gather 'round, guys.
*everyone gathers around*
HJ (to EPF): EPF, teleport all of us to Royal Woods!
EPF: You got it, Hugh Jacob! *does so*
(warbling teleporting noises)
*the gang teleports to Royal Woods*
(warbling teleporting noises)
*the gang reaches Royal Woods*
*the gang sees Lincoln and his friends sitting on a bench near Flip's Food and Fuel*
HJ (quietly): There they are, Lincoln and his friends!
Tom (quietly): Let's walk up to them.
Jamie (to Tom, quietly): Great idea, Tom!