A little bit of a warning I probably won't update that often or at all.
If there is one thing that I'm certain of it's that I'm not a typical Uchiha. I know this because I can actually smile, unlike the majority of the clan. Hardly anyone in the clan ever smiles instead they all just scowl and brood. The only people who don't do this are the clan civilians and even then it's rare for them not to look like they're brooding. I had even once asked Kaasan why no one ever smiles in the clan.
"Kaasan, why does no one in the clan ever seem to smile," I asked her after coming home from the market with her.
"Well, Kishi to tell you the truth, the reason no one smiles in the clan is because of ego." She told me while putting away the groceries.
"Ego?"
"Yes. As you know the Uchiha clan was one of the founding clans of the hidden leaf."
"Yeah, Funeno-sensei talked about the founding of the village a lot. Especially about how the Uchiha and Senju clans came together to form the village."
"It's due to this status of being one of the founding clans that most of the people within the clan gain this ego. Now ego isn't a bad thing to have, however, when you mix that ego with Uchiha pride you get a very arrogant person. So arrogant in fact that your late Tousan used to say that if arrogance could be measured on a stick it would be so far up their ass that it would show on their face. Anyways, come help me prepare for dinner."
It was due to that conversation that I realized I didn't have the typical Uchiha ego and honestly, I would rather be without that than not smile. Anyways I should stop daydreaming during class, who knows when sensei might ask me a question.
Focusing on what sensei was saying it wasn't too surprising that it was mostly a review of what we learned the past two weeks. It was mostly stuff that I knew pretty well having already finished reading this year's books last year. It was surprisingly easy to do with the only troubling part being some math that my Kaasan helped me understand. Honestly, other than some of the practical aspects I could practically skip this grade. Not that I would anyways as that could cause trouble for Kaasan by potentially showing up Sasuke who's a year ahead of me.
"Alright everybody that's it for today make sure to start studying next week's chapter over the weekend. Class dismissed." With that said he bowed and walked out the door. Soon the rest of the class followed Sensei and walked out the door and out of the academy to meet their parents. I waited five minutes before I got up and walked out. There were a few people still outside when I walked out with Kaasan being among them. This was how she usually liked picking me up as she hated dealing with crowds.
"Kishi come along now I'm going to make a beef stew with potatoes." I almost froze when I heard that.
"Okay kaasan let's go." I said pretending that everything was fine. When on the inside I was panicking at the use of the danger code.
We eventually got home doing the same things as usual. Mostly small talk about our day with me just talking less due to the growing panic at the code.
As soon as we got in the house Kaasan motioned me to her room. Walking in I closed the door behind me and watched as she activated the silencing seal she made on the wall behind the bed. Even in serious situations I still blushed at remembering why that seal was there.
"Kishi, I have to tell you something very serious." These words immediately made me push my embarrassment to the side and listen to what she was going to say. "The clan is planning on doing a coup d'état against the village tomorrow." My eyes went wide at that.
"What. Why."
"The what and why's don't matter right now we don't have much time. Just know the village thinks someone in the clan caused the Ninetail's attack due to the Sharingan's ability to control the fox. This caused the village to take certain actions against the clan making most members feel disrespected and what has led to this coup. Anyways come over here." She then opened the top dresser of her nightstand.
I felt another wave of embarrassment as soon as I looked inside. A mix of panties, sex toys, and lube was all Inside the top drawer. After a few seconds, I pushed that embarrassment away as Kaasan wouldn't show me this unless it was important.
"Now knowing how certain people in the village operate I wouldn't be surprised if by tomorrow I'm dead."
"What no you can't die kaasan." I was about to argue more before she covered my mouth with her hand.
"Look Kishi, we don't have time to argue about this. Anyways if that situation does come to pass I need you to do a few things. The first thing I need you to do is make sure these three bottles of lube are still here. In each of them are scrolls that contain different things. Just remember to open the leftmost one first as that has some information you'll need. The second thing I need you to do is to request a bank statement and make sure there is over fifty-six million Ryo. I put my last statement in the far right scroll that I got today. If any of it is missing I want you to immediately bring it to the Hokage attention and not the bank teller. The third thing I want you to do is to live your life to the fullest. No matter the ups and downs as long as you have fun I'll be happy. Do you think you can do this Kishi?" I promptly nodded as a silent tear fell from my cheek.
Happy with how I responded she removed her hand from my mouth. Then bent down and kissed my forehead.
"Also before I forget none of those sex toys were used. I bought them as a distraction as most people get uncomfortable looking at a drawer full of sex toys and lube. They are more likely to take just a glance at it and not thoroughly look through it. Now come on, let's go make dinner."
This will be my last supper with my baby boy. He looks so much like his father. With his hair and eyes being the same shade of black. His nose was more mine though luckily, but everything else about him is his father's. It's a little sad I won't get to see my little boy grow into a handsome man or embarrass him with his baby pictures to his future girlfriend. It's unfortunate but that's just how the cards were drawn. Sometimes you get lucky and beat the house, other times the cards are stacked against you. Today seems like I've been dealt a very bad hand but you work with what you got.
"I love you, Kishi," I told him as he was about to bite his food.
"Ohh, I love you too kaasan."
"Also Kishi, I'm sorry."
"What?"
I never got to explain it as a blade went out my chest. Knowing that I didn't have any more than a few seconds, I turned on my sharingan and looked directly into Kishi's eyes. I was a little surprised to see that his eyes were starting to awaken but I put it out of my mind as I cast my genjutsu that would make him seem dead for a few hours. I did this all before the blade went out of my chest.
With my life only having a few seconds at most I flung myself to Kishi. Keeping my eyes on him as the blade was about to reach Kishi and cast my final justu. An izanagi powered by both my eyes changing reality around Kishi making it seem like he was cut down in that very second. Of course to sell that illusion the genjutsu I used earlier should be starting to take effect knocking him out and slowing his heartbeat down the lowest it could go. Not that I would be able to see if it worked as I felt my life slipping before me. I held out long enough for my body to land on only what I could hope was Kishi. Hope was all I had left to protect my baby before I embraced the darkness.