Disclaimer:

Mr. G., I am but one of many that are using your world to mess around in, with a bit of luck, you will never read this, soo… meh, it is all yours, the Magic bit is from J.K., the bad grammar is all mine.

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"Check the data chip under the file Beneficial Rituals," I continued, "the first ten rituals are the ones I do with my fiancees, number eleven is the most suited for us. We do it after dinner, study the ritual, it is a short one, I'll prepare the Magic circle."

Ahsoka's voice came out of her room: "We have to do that Naked?"

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"Ah, my bad! It is ritual twelve!" I shouted, "Nr11 is a fertility ritual, satisfaction guaranteed, the baby too."

"Don't mind him Ahsoka," Aayla comforted her, "He did that on purpose to rile you up."

I pouted: "Aayla, you spoilsport, you can suck all the fun out of our trip. Sometimes I get bored alright."

"Really?" came from her room, "Tell me, on how many projects are you working on today?"

"Well, first is to get new bodies for C-1-2-and 3PO, that is a group project, by the way." I said, "Second is doing an update on my long-range scanner using the current data, third is programming some N2s and aliens to clear the Dark Wells, the miasma, and corrupted animals around those wells. We have to automate them, there are hundreds of Dark Wells, and doing so many rituals gets boring."

Aayla's voice came out of her room: "Hmm? Did you say something?"

"Hey! You are perving on the first ten rituals! I can tell!" I shouted. It's true, I can tell, there are pictures included and demonstration videos, and Jedi are nosy by nature.

"Ah, shut up, I am trying to find my balance." shot Aayla back.

Nope, she is rubbing one off, even perving on my voice while rubbing, I know, I would do the same.

Two hours later we completed the cleansing ritual, and C-3PO dealt with most of the tainted animals, and we are on the way to the next Well.

Xxxxx

The N2 Interceptors with the Alien workers were waiting for us, C-3PO took the remote control over and started clearing the temple, while my trusty aliens made quick work of the opposition. Once in the chamber with the Dark Well, the alien workers rushed in to remove all Graffiti from the chamber and inscribe the runic circle. The Well was cleansed in record time.

On the way to the next Well, C-3PO commented: "I send 3 N2 Interceptors ahead to clear the temple and start removing the graffiti. That will be speeding things up and save you a lot of work."

"Good thinking C3," I said, "We are going to spend around two hours on each Well, the rest of the time I will teach Magic to our guests and do our research."

C-3PO did his Dart Vader impression: "Master, to change a match into a needle, they must first know what a match is. You have a long way ahead of you, Master." Chuckling he continued: "What are you going to use for their wand core? There are no Unicorns or dragons around, you know."

Crap! I forgot all about wands!

C-3PO teased further: "Imagine, Master, thousands of Jedi in need of a Phoenix tail feather for their wand. You would be the most popular bird of this Galaxy."

"Not if I can help it, Merlin damned!" I growled, "They have to stay away from my tail! It hurt like a bitch when you pluck one out. I know, I have done it once."

"What are you going to use for a core?" asked C3, "without a wand, it is going to be hard to channel their Magic, or are you going to teach that ritual you did to amplify your core, so they can do wandless Magic?"

"I better not teach them that ritual," I said, "There are too many details that could cause the ritual to backfire when done wrong. The arithmancy alone is a nightmare, calculating the right position of the planets and the gravity well from the center of our Galaxy is a bitch. I got lucky on Tatooine, a few minutes too soon or too late doing that ritual would make me a squib."

C-3PO commented: "That is why you timed it right, Master. I checked your calculations, they were spot on the Mark. I agree with not teaching that ritual, eventually, the Jedi will experiment with it and cause disasters. What about letting them use their lightsabers as a focus? They are carrying it around with them all the time."

I thought for a minute: "That is possible, a bit silly if you imagine them using their sabers as a wand. As a Staff perhaps? In Merlin's era, they used Staffs instead of wands, it could work."

I took the lightsaber of Dart Maul out of my backpack and studied it, hmm, I have to get rid of that evil taint first… aha! Naked Rituals! I got two rituals that are able to clean that taint, both are naked, one of them requires mixing body fluids… I doubt they agree with that one. There is another ritual, but that one demands parts of a Magic animal; I, being the only one in this Galaxy for as far as I know, would lose my tail feathers again. Nope, naked ritual is the way to go.

At dinner, I made my sales pitch: "To teach you girls Magic, I have to create a focus to channel your inner Force, C-3PO suggested that I adjust your Lightsabers because they are already connected to you."

I sighed: "The trouble with that is that I have to experiment with your Lightsabers with the risk to do irreparable damage. I have a solution for that, but I bet you are not going to like that."

Aayla knew me too well and suspected a trap: "Tell us about your solution first, Anakin, I can say in advance that I am not comfortable handing you my lightsaber to tinker with."

I showed Dart Maul's red Lightsaber: "This is a Sith Lightsaber, for me to able to experiment with it, we have to remove the evil taint."

Ahsoka interrupted me: "I know! This needs another one of your horny rituals, isn't it? A virgin? I went through those files, half of them required sex or virgins, a lot of them both."

I grinned: "You went through all those files, Ahsoka? Perhaps you did that to see the animated instructions? I know Aayla does that all the time, but you too? You are only fifteen and already a pervert? I'm impressed."

Aayla sighed: "Stop teasing her, Ani, show us which ritual we have to do. Ahsoka, take his teasing as a way to get your emotions under control. Embarrassment to be naked, anger for being teased, humiliation for losing that temper, shame as you are looking forwards to doing that ritual. There are three of us here Ahsoka, this is Anakin's way of training control to us. He is triggering our emotions, we have to deal with them."

I added: "And it is fun for me to do that. Ahsoka, you are young and pretty, and at an age that your primal instincts are making you go looking for a mate. Jedi deal with this to suppress those instincts, I want you to recognize those feelings for what they are and act on them with an open mind. Being aroused doesn't mean that you have to shag the first male you meet, or refuse to shag the one you love out of duty."

I smiled at Ahsoka: "My Primal instinct wants to shag all available females, to spread my genes as much as achievable. A female Primal instinct is to look for the best possible male for their offspring because they are limited in the number of children they can bare."

I held my hand up to stop her from commenting: "I know about my Primal instinct, and yes, I want to shag both of you, but I already have a relationship with eight wonderful girls, acting on my Primal instinct would damage that relation. So I control my urges and limit them within social standards, look but don't touch in this case, and tease you a lot about it."

C-3PO added: "You can use this example on all your emotions, but in this case, my Master just wants to see you naked."

"Way to go to kill the mood asshole!" I growled, "A bit more and they would be putty in my hands and even eager to show me the goods! Now I have to start all over! They are not stupid you know."

Aayla sighed: "What ritual are you planning Anakin? Stop getting us emotional for a bit, and focus on teaching us Magic."

I glared at C-3PO: "See what you have done? Now they are on to me and I have to find another way to push their buttons."

C-3PO answered: "You just taught them Control, Master. As Mistress Aayla said, focus on the ritual."

Defeated, I sighed: "Alright, one ritual has to be done on a full moon, yes, without clothes or jewels. The other one can be done everywhere but requires a virgin preferably more than one. The full moon ritual needs shagging. Nr14 and 18 on the data chip explain it all."

Fucking Tin-Can ruined all my fun, getting them worked up and flustered is the only joy I have for having them on my trip, after all, I am on a holiday, and holidays are supposed to be fun.

Xxxxx

Two Dark Wells later, and the cleansing ritual, we removed the evil taint from the Lightsaber. Ahsoka learned her lesson and controlled her embarrassment for being naked in my presence, no matter how much I looked at her tits and snatch. It helped her that my girls were looking in on us during the ritual. On the other hand, she did get an eyeful of my dingaling, who was standing proud and tall of course.

It took three days to get it right, a simple adjustment to the controlling part that regulated the size of the light, into regulating the Force out in a focused beam. No, that isn't right, it needs to take the Force from within the body and channel it through the saber, not a beam. Once I knew what to look for, the adjustment is easy.

I demonstrated it on the next planet we landed on, although I underestimated the extra boost a wand can give, my Bombarda left a crater as if a small asteroid crashed on the planet, vanishing the surroundings from plants and animals cleared, an area of five football stadiums.

Talking about football… the difference between Europe and the US about what football is, that's bloody confusing. In Europe they play football with their feet, in the US they do it with their hands. Something went wrong when that ship sailed across the ocean I guess, but then again, it is more fun to see a bunch of men dog-piling on each other than to see them kick the shit out of each other. Me? I am more for martial arts… ok, they kicked the shit out of me too. Chess seems interesting…

Aayla and Ahsoka swallowed when I animated the ground, and five 150ft tall golems went on a rampage in the woods. Another animation raised a pack of wolves, and a flock of birds, all of them went to search for tainted animals.

I turned to Aayla and commented: "I think I used a bit too much Magic, come, we will cleanse the Well and start your Magic lessons."

When the Well was clean, we stood outside in the clearing, I handed the saber/wand to the girls and said: "When we are on the way to the next planet, you can analyze this and adjust your Lightsaber like this one. The first thing about Magic you must study is that it comes from the inside of your body, you can picture it as if you absorb the Force from the outside and refine it in your body into Magic Energy. To use that Energy, you channel it through your body and guide it into your dominant hand."

I used my hand to do a Lumos: "With enough power, you don't need wands, but, as you noticed, with wands the power multiplies tenfold, twentyfold, up to a hundredfold or more, depending on the focus you use."

I placed some pieces of paper on the ground: "Try to channel the energy in your body and guide it through your hand into your focus, imagining lifting the paper up, word that picture with a name, Wingardium Leviosa, for example."

That made them lose concentration, Aayla raised an eyebrow: "Wingardium Leviosa? Whatever does that mean?"

I sighed, how do I explain that if even I don't completely know the reason, I just tell her some bullshit… I am good at that lately.

"To do spells, you must picture what you want to do. To do the exact same spell over and over, it is easier to give it a name. That can be dangerous, if you name a cutting curse Yoda, the chance exists that if you are angry at Yoda, you can accidentally cut someone when you say Yoda! To solve that you can use an old language to name the spells."

It was a fun few hours, slowly they succeeded and the papers flew up into the sky. "Make sure you don't use the Force, you can tell the difference." I told them, "Using the force is easier at first, but you will notice that Magic is more diversified, and has more permanent applications."

Ahsoka asked: "Like what you did in your Starfighter? I want to learn that too."

I sagely nodded: "And it all starts with lifting a piece of paper into the air. Magic has different branches, Charms, Transfiguration, Potions, Arithmancy, and Runes are the major courses, once you got a grasp on these, you can specialize, like expanding the rooms in spaceships."

"We will only practice transfiguration on a planet," I said, "accidentally making a window in the outer hull would not be the best course of action."

When I noticed them getting tired, I said: 'Enough! As you can feel, the Magic in your body is not endless. By using it a lot you will increase the volume, and some techniques can speed the recuperation up. Come, we leave for the next planet, I bet dinner is almost ready. It is Aayla's turn to cook."

In other words, some ration packs, heated in a microwave.

Xxxxx

Two weeks into our holiday, Yoda reported to Aayla that our actions showed results, in some regions the force became more clear and lighter.

Our short-range scanner detected that the next planet was inhabited by humanoid life forms and waited on our orders. This must be one of the Sith bases, or they must have felt their control over the Dark Veil slipping away and came to guard their Well.

A closer scan detected a fleet hidden in an asteroid belt, and a large droid army guarding the Temple.

I made a call: "General Panaka? Ah, good day General, I am facing a fleet under Sith control and a droid army on the planet. I just sent you the scan of that system and the position of the star. This is a good opportunity to do some Sith damage. Can you take care of it?"

"It is Fleet Admiral these days, Anakin," Panaka responded while he studied the data, "this is quite the gathering you have there, this looks like a major base on that system. Give us two days to prepare, and… given the distance, two days travel time. We will contact you when we are about to arrive."

I disconnected the Holo Call, and turned to my students: "Did you know that Arithmancy and Ancient Runes work well together? No? We have four days to find out, I bet you are going to like it. Oh and Aayla, not one word to the council, or you Ahsoka, I like to keep the element of surprise. No sensing out with the Force too, I suspect a high-ranking Sith to be there."

Ahsoka asked: "Why can't we report it Anakin? The council has to be informed about this Sith army."

Aayla answered in my place: "A secret shared is not a secret anymore, my Padawan, Fleet Admiral Panaka will keep the objective a secret until the fleet is well on the way. He has the power to rally a task force without alerting the enemy."

I added: "Plus, there are spies in the Temple, a cleaning lady that has money problems is enough to ruin the most secret operations. Anyway, we have four days of free time to study Magic. Now, Runes, my Ladies…

Those four days were fun, trying to explain, the different alphabets to novices, Futhark, elder and younger, Egyptian, Sumerian, Kanji, the ones from native America, the North and South ones… Ahsoka got tears in her eyes when I named over thirty different alphabets and their uses, she groaned when I explained the different combinations u used to Rune our Spaceships.

"This will take forever!" She complained, "Learning five of those alphabets and their meanings will keep us busy for a year."

"That is why a Runesmith, Enchanter, and ward specialist are high-paying jobs." I said, "A talented one will be in high demand and fully booked ahead for months. We can cheat a bit with programming it in a computer, but much also depends on the person spelling it."

I projected the hologram of the Interceptor: "Not only do you have to know what you have engraved, like these Rune clusters on the hull of the ship, but also the effects it has on other components that have different Runes and spells like the engines and weapons."

"That is where Arithmancy comes into place," I lectured, "with it, we can calculate the effects of the different Magics on each other, again, an Arithmancy Master is worth its weight in Pegats."

Ahsoka dryly commented: "And you are all of the above."

"Ah, but Student Tano, I have Tonnes of Pegats to show for it." I grinned, "I tell you a little secret, did you know my ships don't use a single drop of fuel? Do you know how many ships we own? How many Credits do I save each day? See? A few Runes and spells in the right place is enough to accomplish that."

Not to mention Magic contracts that prevent spilling the secrets I teach them without my permission. They are pretty, but I stopped thinking with my Little Head long ago. What I teach them is enough to place simple Wards around their buildings, to Ward bugs and pests, some alarms for evil intent, simple things like that.

Expansion Runes are way over their head, but reinforcement Runes, stasis Runes, any simple single function can be done with what I am willing to share. It is enough to let the Jedi get a taste of Magic, the next Evolution of the Force.

Xxxxx

Fleet Admiral Panaka contacted me: "Anakin, we arrive in three hours' time. Do you have anything to report out of what you send us?"

"One thing only, Admiral," I answered, "There are some Siths on the Planet, I will deal with them myself. Good hunting."