A/N: I do not own the rights of Rave Master or Naruto.
Reminder Rave Master Naruto started off before the time skip so Naruto only have the jutsus he knew prior to it. Nor does he have control over Kurama's chakra yet much less have befriended Kurama
(XLI) The Jiggle Butt Gang
Haru Elie Naruto Griffin and Plue were on the train to Luka continent along with their latest traveling companion Musica, who had decided to leave his gang and travel with them. Although they could have traveled to Luka Continent on Musica's airship, Elie and Haru wanted to ride a train, so they took a train. Little did they know their train was in the process of being taken over.
On the roof of the train three men in black spandex that shows their entire butt were setting bombs. The trio consist of two skinny guys-one being the boss the other the lackey, and the third one is fat.
"Are the explosives all set Lackey A?" the boss asked the skinny lackey.
"Ho ho ho. Wired and ready, boss," Lackey A said.
"Hahahahahaha-we're going to be rich! We're totally holding this train for ransom! Get reay to pay up or blow up," the fat lackey said.
"Any minute now we'll be at our target! Everybody in their places!" Lackey A said.
"Bah! You can't rush these things! We'll get there when we get must use patience! Patience my boy!" the leader said jiggling his butt. "All right boys, lets introduced them to the Jiggle Butt Gang!"
"If it were up to the boss, we'd be waiting around for the next train!" the fat lackey whispered.
"Bah! Planning pays off! You'll see! You rush and you get careless and being careless is how capers like this gets all jammed up!" the leader said. "I've planned far too long for our 'plant a bomb and scare a big wad of cash out of the train conductor' plan to be flushed down the pooper."
"I hear ya! We'll do our evildoing best!" Lackey A said.
"If you can hear me, then calm down! Or maybe 19 push-ups will chill you out!" the leader shouted at the fat lackey.
"Wha-? Push=ups? Now?" he responded.
"No back talk, Mister! Or do you want me to make it 31 push ups!"
"Um, sir, uh,what's with all the odd numbers, sir?" the fat lackey asked.
Before the boss could answer someone shouted. "Right on, Plue! We made it to the roof!"
They turned to see Haru and Plue at the Hatch to the roof.
"This is more like it! The stale air in the cabin was killing me!" Haru shouted.
"Puuuun!"
"That's great Now let me get some air!" Another voice shouted.
"Hold on Naruto," Haru said before noticing the Jiggle Butt Gang. "Whoa! Hey Naruto there are people up here. Hey wassup? Gorgeous day, huh!"
Hair got onto the roof and Naruto climbed onto the roof too.
"Whew! It's just a couple of punk kids," the leader said. "I almost freaked out."
"Dude. This rocks! We're like gliding across the ocean."
"Hey, what are you guys doing up here?" Naruto asked walking up to the gang.
"One of them is coming this way! Whaddawe do boss!" Lackey A responded.
"C'mon guys... we're professionals! Keep cool! Chilly, even now. Nonchalantly... just disarm the bomb."
Except Plue had sat down on the bomb causing it to beep.
"Oh my god!" the leader shouted. "Did you hear a 'beep'? I think I heard a beep! Oh man, oh man, oh man!"
"Take a deep breath boss... remember, we play it like ice!: the fat lackey said.
"Hey cool spandex!" Naruto said. "You look like a couple of people I know back home. I'm Naruto."
"I'm Haru!" Haru introduced himself and patted Plue. "And this little dude is Plue. It's a pleasure to..."
'Whatever! I got it! Just don't move, Plue," the leader said."Hidey-ho! C'mon, my peoples! Huddle up!"
The trip huddled.
"It's a beautiful day, but man it's a scorcher! Aren't you guys hot out here? That black outfits gotta have you sweating?"
"Probably why Bushy Brows and Bushy Brows Sensei wear's green spandex," Naruto responded.
"All right, boys. Show me what you've got by getting that thing off there and shutting that bomb down." The leader told his lackeys.
"W-We can't do it," the fat lackey said.
"What?"
"See the trigger, it's pressure sensitive! If the weight is removed, the bomb will go off." Fat lackey explained.
"Yeah, boss if that lil snowman moves, we all go kaboom!" Lackey a said.
"Grr... what's those two working at! My perfect plan! I won't let it go up in smoke! That...that..." The leader looked at Plue confused. "What the heck is that thing anyway? It's kinda adorable! It warms even my black heart!
The leader wasn't the only one seemed entranced by Plue as his lackeys were the same.
"What are you dudes doing out here anyway?" Haru asked.
"Huh?" the trio responded.
"Leave it to me, boys. I'll get rid of the kids." the leader told his lackeys. "You two keep an eye on that thing and make sure it doesn't move an inch."
"On it boss!"
"Hey... Haru and Naruto... right. Where are your parent?" the leader asked.
"My mom died when I was little... and my dad been out of the picture since even before then," Haru said.
"I never got to meet either of my parents. I been an orphan since I was a baby," Naruto explained.
"So sorry. I didn't mean to pry." The leader said trying hard to not to cry. "It sounds like you two had a rough time of it. I feel your pain. Believe me... I know how it is. You think you got time to hear my sad tale. It must have been a year ago I was bouncing through the west...:
"Oh man... Looks like boss is going through his sob-story again." Lackey A said.
"Does he know how serious this is?" Fat lackey asked.
"Oh man... this does not look good... with that thing on the bomb I don't know how we can disarm it," Lackey A said.
"Well then why don't we find something else that weighs about the same and slide it on in the freak's place? It's gotta be safer than having a live possibility twitchy animal on there," fat lackey explained.
"That's a terrible idea! The movement would definitely trigger the detonator." Lackey A said.
"I don't see you come up with any better ideas." Fat lackey said.
"Puun!"
"What if we just tied it down and hot trotted it out of here!" Lackey A suggested.
"Um to where? Dude, where would we go? We're on top of a train!" Fat lackey explained.
Suddenly they heard a loud wail. Haru was now crying as much as the leader.
"That's the most depressing story I've ever heard!" Haru cried.
"Man. What a great guy! Crying for someone you don't even know!" Leader said.
"Hey it's okay. I know plenty of people with just as depressing stories. I'm sure you'll be fine," Naruto reassure the leader.
"Thanks man," the leader said.
"Well, thanks for spilling your guts but I think Plue Naruto and I better get back to our friends down in the passenger car," Haru said.
"What? No! But-but you can't! You still need to tell me Plue's story, too!" The leader said
"Plue?" Haru and Naruto responded.
Leader turned to his lackeys. "So what's the verdict! Did youget it all fixed?"
"Uh, we;re in Mondo trouble, boss." Fat lackey said
"Gah! Do I have to think of everything? We just slide a weight on and-" the Lackey said.
"Duh. The problem is the movement will set it off."
"Then we'll secure him to the device and hightail it out of here," The leader suggested.
"Sir, um, we're on a train."
The leader was in a stump, "But we have patience, my boys! Patience will see us through. We jus need to wait it out. I know! We should carry out the plan!" Then he turned to Haru and Naruto. "Hey kids, my lacki-er, buddies and I are going to play a little game of hide-and-seek. You two close your eyes and count to a hundred!"
"Um thanks but I don't really feel like playing a game right now," Haru said.
"Yeah, we got to get back to our friends." Naruto explained.
"C'mon guys! It'll be fun!" the leader said. "Just shut your eyes and count to 100! Don't move while you're counting! Especially Plue!"
"Fi... fine, I guess one quick game," Haru said.
"Plue! Here's some root beer! You like root beer don't you?Now behave like a good doggy!" the leader offered Plue multiple cans of Root Beer.
"Puuun!"
"Smart thinking boss! This'll buy us almost two minutes!" Fat Lackey said.
"Yeah, boss! HTat's quite a trick you pulled!" Lackey A agreed.
"I don't see why I have to play," Naruto complained.
"Come on, Naruto, it won't hurt," Haru said as he sat down.
"Fine," Naruto sat down.
Naruto and Haru started counting with their eyes shut.
"Everybody set! Remember we stick up the conductor grab the cash and dive into the ocean! I love it when a plan comes together!" the leader cheered.
The leader and the lackeys jumped down.
"I wonder if we should have told them about Musica and Elie and where they are at," Naruto wondered out loud as Haru kept counting.
...
What's our time looking like?" the leader asked.
"We have about ten seconds sir," Lackey A said.
"Alrighty, then off to the conductor's office! The Jiggle Butt Gang is on the prowl!"
The leader kicked a door to the next compartment open and send Musica who was on the other side flying into the ground.
"Bo-Boss... you knocked someone out, sir!" Fat Lackey said
"Bah! It's not like we're boyscouts! We're a gang!"
"Ouch..." Musica said as his head was bleeding.
"Huh? WHat?" the leader asked.
"I said 'ouch' as in that hurt, you jerk," Musica said getting up and cracking his knuckles.
Musica beat up the trio before they were able to run off
"We are totally messed sir!" Lackey A sai.d.
"And he's chasing us!" Fat Lackey responded.
"C'mon, we'll find a passenger comportment to storm! Doesn't matter which one! It'll give us someone to rub and somewhere to hide!" the Leader said as he burst into a compoartment. "Excuse us!"
Sadly they not only chosen the compartment Haru Naurto and their friends were using, but there was a reason Musica was walking around the train as Elie was changing and was about to put on a shirt when the gang burst in.
"Why you..." Ellie grabbed her tonfa blasters and started firing at the gang sending them flying through the train.
"What the heck is that girl's problem and what she's doing with that kind of weapon? And why she putting us in her cross hairs," the leader said.
"Let's just get out of here!" Fat lackey pointed the other way.
"We can't go back that way! The guy with the pierced forehead blocked it off!"
"High tail it to the caboose! We don't gotta lot of time before that bomb goes off! Your your butts get out of here!" the Leader said. "How many seconds!"
"About ten seconds left!" Lackey A said.
They reached the caboose and although it was blocked off they manage to break out and dived into the ocean expecting the train to blow up any second.
...Meanwhile...
Haru and Naruto reached one Hundred.
"Okay, Plue! Let's find em!"
"Puun!" Plue jumped off the bomb causing it to beep.
Naruto looked at the bomb and found Plue had peed on it. "Uh Haru, Plue peed on this thing those guys left!"
"Oh man, Plue! Couldn't you hold it? YOu need to easy on the Root Beer, man." Haru complained.
"Puun!"
"I wonder what this was for?" Naruto asked.
"Whatever kind of machine it was, it's ruined now," Haru said. "Man, those guys are going to be ticked. THey were so nice to you! Nice, Plue. Real Nice."
"Puun!" Plue held his head in shame and ran off.
"Wait you can't just take off!" Haru shouted.
"Where did those guys go?" Naruto asked.
...
Sir, um we're still here, the bomb hasn't gone off!" Fat Lackey said.
",,,,"
"Oh man, what are we gonna do?" Lackey A asked.
The leader gave them a thumbs up. "The breast stroke! THat's what we're going to do! Get ready to get wet boys!"
'Yes! This is totally sweet" Fat lackey said.
"Right behind you boss!" Lackey A said.
"Alright, then! Don't forget to hold your noses! Watch out! Here comes the Jiggle Bugg Gang! Dastardly Plootters extraordinaire!" The Leader cheered.
...Back at the compartment...
"This stinks! Some old dude barged in on me while I was changing!" Elie said.
"I was in the wrong cart," Griffin said.
"That's nothing! Some strange man smacked me with a door!" Musica said with his head bandaged.
"We met a weird old dude, too," Haru laughed. "He wanted to play hide-and-seek. But when we finish counting he had disappeared."
"Maybe hie's still hiding somewhere," Naruto responded.
"Man this train like geriatric insane asylum," Musica said.
"You got that right," Haru agreed.
"We are approaching the continent of Luka-we will be arriving in the irade city Eida momentarily!" the conductor announced over the speakers.
"Oh man! We're here!"
"Lemme see! Lemmme seee!" Elie cheered.
"So Haru what's the game plan?" Musica asked
"We're gonna head further west!" Haru said.
"Cool but wy?" Naruto asked.
"Just a hunch," Haru replied.
A/N: There was one other chapter before this but it was mostly about Musica so I decided to skip it since I already did chapters on just Elie and Siege.
Also for those who wouldn't think Naruto be this guilable, remember this is the same guy who in anime thought two guys who were badly disguised as Rock Lee and Gai were actually Gai and Rock Lee.