Chapter 8: Ryan and Zoe's Interview Part 3: Backstory Continues
Ryan and Zoe in unison: And now, our story continues...
(shimmering chimes)
*the same flashback continues*
*on the inside of Ryan and Zoe's spaceship*
Ryan: We're okay. We're o...kay. *to Zoe* Zoe, we're both okay! We both survived the crash!
*they both unbuckle their seat belts*
(belt buckles click)
Zoe: Woo-hoo! *looks at the slanted floor of the spaceship* But the floor is slanted. How are we gonna get out?
Ryan: It's not that slanted, Zoe. I'm pretty sure we can reach the back of this X-Neon Green Xytron Mini Cruiser easily.
Zoe: But what we can see out of the cockpit is dirt. But the rest of the spaceship is not buried.
Ryan: Come on, Zoe.
Zoe: Okay.
*Ryan and Zoe get out of their seats and climb up the slanted floor of their spaceship and reach the back hatch*
Ryan: Zoe, I already unlocked the other doors. So I'm gonna unlock the back hatch. *does so*
(lock clicks as it unlocks the back hatch)
*HJ and Jamie are putting the fires surrounding the wrecked spaceship and once they both put the fires out, they realize they see no more fires surrounding the wreckage*
HJ: There. I think all the fires surrounding the wreckage are put out.
Jamie: You said it, HJ.
*HJ and Jamie walk up to Josh and Tom*
(back hatch hisses as it gets ready to open)
HJ: Guys, look! The back hatch is opening!
*HJ and his brothers back away a few inches away from the back hatch*
(back hatch whirring as it slowly opens)
*once the back hatch opens, Ryan and Zoe are silhouetted and walk out of their spaceship and stop becoming silhouetted*
HJ: Are those people...
Josh: ...alien...
Jamie: ...humanoids?
Tom: Alien humanoids? Sweet!
Ryan: Take us to your leader.
Tom: I'm pretty HJ is the leader of our hero group. He's the guy light green sweat jacket.
*Ryan and Zoe walk up to HJ*
HJ: Uh, who are you guys?
Josh: Yeah, who are you both?
Jamie: And where did the both of you and your spaceship come from?
Tom: Yeah, who are guys and why'd you crash your spaceship in our backyard?
Ryan: I am Ryan. *put his right arm around Zoe* And this is Zoe, my twin sister.
Zoe: We can explain about this situation of ours.
HJ: Nice to meet you, Ryan and Zoe. I'm Current Position Hero Hugh Jacob, the 249th Current Position Hero. You can call me, HJ. *puts his left arm pointing to Josh* This is my brother, Josh.
Josh: Hey.
HJ: *pointing his right arm to Jamie* This is my brother, Jamie.
Jamie: Hey.
HJ: *pointing his left arm to Tom* And this is my brother, Tom.
Tom: What up?
HJ: Josh, Jamie, Tom, and I are quadruplets. I'm the oldest quadruplet. Then Josh, then Jamie. And Tom is the youngest quadruplet. I am also the leader of my hero group, the Cork Men. Named after our last name.
Ryan and Zoe in unison: Well, we're twins!
Ryan: I'm the oldest twin.
Zoe: And I'm the youngest twin.
HJ: About that situation of yours?
Ryan: You see, Cork Men. Zoe and I both come from the planet, X-Neon Green Xytro. The galaxy our home planet is in the X-Neon Green Galaxy. Our home planet is the fourth planet away from the X-Neon Green Sun in our home galaxy. Our home planet is 10,000 light years away from your home planet that you call Earth. But we both got here in 10 earth minutes. Our home planet uses the same time measurements and other measurements that Earth does.
Zoe: Our home planet has the same amount of atmosphere that Earth does.
Ryan: There are some differences between X-Neon Green Xytro and Earth. And the situation of why we got here is because our home planet is under attack by an evil alien race called the Green-Brain Aliens.
Tom: So the both of you are alien humanoids!
Ryan: Yes, that's correct, Tom.
Zoe: Our parents sent us here because they wanted us to go into hiding.
Ryan: And they said we can stay on Earth as long as we want.
(back hatch whirs as it closes)
Zoe: And right behind us is our spaceship, known as the X-Neon Green Xytron Mini Cruiser Gunship.
HJ: That's the name of your UFO? Wow.
Ryan: So anyway, can we live with you?
HJ: Yes.
Ryan: We have our stuff packed in our spaceship.
(shimmering warbles from Zoe)
*Zoe teleports the her and Ryan's spaceship's storage area and get out their stuff put into infinite storage boxes*
(shimmering warbles from Zoe)
*Zoe teleports back with all of her Ryan's stuff in the infinite storage boxes*
Zoe (to Ryan): There. That's all of our stuff out of our spaceship.
Ryan (to Zoe): Nice one, Zoe.
HJ (to EPF): EPF, teleport Ryan and Zoey's stuff to the house in our room and have all of their stuff unpacked.
EPF (to HJ): You got it, Hugh Jacob. *does so*
*Ryan and Zoe's boxes of infinite storage filled with their stuff get teleported to the Cork Men's room and all of Ryan and Zoe's stuff get instantly automatically unpacked*
Ryan: HJ, what'd you do?
HJ: Ryan, Zoe. Don't worry. I told our advisor, EPF to teleport your stuff to our room and have them instantly and automatically unpacked.
Ryan: Oh, okay. We don't have to worry about taking forever to unpack now.
Zoe: Oh, I see.
HJ: Hold on. Ryan, Zoe, allow me to use my super strength to move your spaceship known as your X-Neon Green Xytron Mini Cruiser Gunship from the hole you both created.
Ryan and Zoe in unison: Okay.
*HJ bulks up and uses his super strength to move Ryan and Zoe's spaceship*
HJ: There. That takes care of your spaceship. *to EPF* EPF, teleport Ryan and Zoe's spaceship to secret garage so it can get repaired.
EPF (to HJ): You got it, Hugh Jacob! *does so*
(teleporting noises)
*Ryan and Zoe's spaceship gets teleported to the Cork Men's secret garage*
Ryan: Uh, wow. Thanks, HJ. The hyperdrive is fried, the turbo boost feature is fried as well, and our spaceship is out of gas.
HJ: Thanks, Ryan.
Zoe: Is that tower house up on the hill your house, Cork Men?
HJ: Yes, it is.
Ryan: What your superpowers?
HJ: My main superpower is ice bending.
Josh: Lightning bending.
Jamie: Earth bending
Tom: Fire bending.
Ryan: Well, my superpower is life bending.
Zoe: And mine is air bending.
HJ: Date of birth, Ryan and Zoe?
Ryan and Zoe in unison: March 31, 1993.
HJ: That's our date of birth, too! Josh, Jamie, Tom, and I.
Ryan: We were born probably a little after Tom was.
Zoe: I was born after Ryan like I said.
Josh: There's still a hole right there.
Jamie: Ryan and I can patch that hole quickly. *to Ryan* What do you say, Ryan?
Ryan: Yeah, Jamie, I guess.
*Jamie and Ryan quickly patch the hole from the crash landing restore it the way it was before the crash landing*
Jamie: There, all set.
HJ: Ryan, Zoe, we can't go inside now, or else our parents will think that your both strangers. Before we go inside, I'm gonna do something. *to EPF* EPF, teleport all six of us to the nearest adoption agency in town and teleport my car to that location's parking lot and add a middle seat in the front with a seat belt and a belt buckle and everything else.
EPF: You got it, Hugh Jacob! *does so*
(teleporting noises)
*all six people get teleported and even HJ's car to a parking lot of the nearest adoption agency*
*at the parking of an adoption agency*
HJ: Good thing we are all already buckled up and ready. And I have my keys. *puts the key fob on a mini table next to him on his right and in front of the front middle seat*
*HJ puts his left foot on the brake and pushes the start button to start the car*
(car engine starting)
*HJ drives his brothers and his adoptive twin brother and sister home*
HJ (to EPF): EPF, I almost forgot, make all of the windows of our house normal again.
EPF (to HJ): You got it, Hugh Jacob! *does so*
*the "scene" shows the Cork Men's 50 story house and all of the windows are normal again*
*back to the scene where HJ is driving the gang home*
HJ: We'll be home before you know it, you guys!
*meanwhile when HJ has completely driven himself and all of his siblings back home*
*HJ parks his car in one of the garages of the 50 story house*
*HJ and his siblings get out of the car and walk back in the house*
Tom: What time is it, HJ?
HJ: It's almost 11:00 PM, Tom.
Tom: Okay.
*in the house*
HJ: Mom, Dad! We're home! And we adopted two people that happen to be twins!
*all six of them get to the living room*
Trace: Wait, did you say, "adopted," HJ?
Chase: Kids, you brought twins with you?
HJ: Uh-huh.
Josh: Not to worry mom and dad, we used our superpowers to clone them beds in our room while we were in the garage.
Jamie: It's true!
Tom: Yeah, we adopted them at that adoption agency downtown.
Chase: Wow. *looks at Ryan and Zoe* They're quite remarkable.
Trace: And they are quite some people.
Ryan: I'm Ryan.
Zoe: And I'm Zoe.
HJ: Mom, Dad. They have the same birthday as us. They were born in the same year as us.
Chase and Trace in unison: Wow!
HJ (to Ryan and Zoe): These are our parents, Chase Cork and Trace Cork. If they let you both stay, them call them "dad" and "mom," okay?
Ryan and Zoe in unison (to HJ): Okay.
HJ (to Chase and Trace): So, mom, dad. Can they stay and live here? Please?
Josh: Yeah, we want our new siblings to live here.
Jamie: Me too.
Tom: Please?
Chase: Yes, they can stay, since you kids adopted them both.
Trace: Yes, they can stay and live here, kids.
(all six cheering)
Chase: You know, kids. 21 is such a strange age to get adopted at. But that's no problem! Ryan and Zoe can stay.
Trace: (yawning) Well, kids. We're gonna hit the sack.
Chase: See you kids in the morning!
*Chase and Trace go to bed*
*HJ and the others head downstairs*
*meanwhile downstairs*
HJ: Yes! This is awesome!
Tom: Just wait until we tell our friends that we met real alien humanoids!
EPF: Incorrect.
HJ: EPF, what is it?
EPF: Hugh Jacob, Josh, Jamie, and Tom. No one must know that Ryan and Zoe are alien humanoids.
HJ: Ugh, why not, EPF?
EPF: If any of you tell people about Ryan and Zoe being alien humanoids, or if they anyone themselves that they're alien humanoids, people will find out Ryan and Zoe's alien humanoid status existence and because the fact that everyone on earth believes that...ALIENS...ARE...EVIL! (imitates static connection)
HJ: Alright, fine, EPF. *to Ryan and Zoe* We're going to our room. Is there anything the both of you need to do before you go into your new room as well?
Ryan: Uh, actually, yes. We do.
Zoe: Please give Ryan and I some privacy.
HJ: Okay.
*HJ, Josh, Jamie, and Tom walk back to their room*
*Ryan and Zoe enter the theater room of their new house*
*Ryan and Zoe set up a communication device to contact their home planet*
Ryan (speaking to the communication device): This is Prince Ryan...
Zoe (speaking to the communication device): ...and Princess Zoe.
Ryan (speaking to the communication device): This message is for any surviving person on X-Neon Green Xytro. Zoe and I made it to a planet called Earth and are safely well hidden there. We got a new family and everything. We have four quadruplet brothers who have the same date of birth as us and the same birth year as us. We even have new parents on Earth. And we can't wait to find out if there's more than our new brothers and our new parents in our family. We having a great time on Earth. And Zoe and I will both talk to you all soon as soon as you get this message. Ryan and Zoe out.
*Ryan and Zoe end their message*
*Ryan and Zoe put their communication device up*
*Ryan and Zoe then exit the theater room and walk to their new bedroom*
*Ryan and Zoe enter their new bedroom*
(door opens, closes)
Ryan and Zoe in unison: Wow!
Ryan: *looks at his bed* My bed is right there!
Zoe: *looks at her bed* My bed is right there!
HJ: Lights out in a few minutes, Ryan and Zoe. We're going to bed in a few minutes.
Ryan and Zoe in unison: Okay!
Ryan (to Zoe): Good thing we brought all of our pajamas with us.
Zoe (to Ryan): Yep, it is a good thing.
HJ (to EPF): EPF, have Ryan and Zoe get the hang of everything on Earth.
EPF (to HJ): You got it, Hugh Jacob!
*EPF puts scanning helmets on Ryan and Zoe to make sure they both get the hang of everything on Earth*
(scanning helmets beep)
*EPF removes the scanning helmets from Ryan and Zoe*
Ryan (to Zoe): You know what, Zoe? I think we both got these whole "everything on Earth" things down!
Zoe (to Ryan): Wow, already?
Ryan (to Zoe): Yes, already.
*as a few minutes pass, the six brush their teeth in their bathroom between their room and their younger sister, Molly's room*
*once they get done brushing their teeth and get done rinsing their mouths, they start going to bed*
HJ: Okay, guys. Good night! *to Ryan and Zoe* Good night, Ryan and Zoe!
Ryan and Zoe in unison: Good night, HJ, Josh, Jamie, and Tom!
*HJ turns off the lights*
(light switch flicks)
*HJ walks five steps to his bed and sleeps in it*
THREE MONTHS LATER...
*the "scene" shows HJ and his siblings being on computers and they are not playing their games because their dad took away their games because of something they said while in a building shortly after RE earlier in the month and the kids are also tired of playing their games for one hour a day and had to wait until their 22nd birthday to get their games back and have their parents renegotiate the contract so they can play their games for more than one hour a day and the "scene" also shows a Friday afternoon and HJ was on the computer using an online community called Miiverse and the others were their computers doing their own stuff*
FRIDAY, MARCH 27, 2015 5:45 PM
HJ: Hey, guys! This is so boring without our Wii U.
Josh: I know, right?
Jamie: Dad knows he's not allowed to take away any of stuff. Especially our Wii U! And our parents know they're not allowed to have us play with our stuff for an hour a day.
Tom: Man, I can't believe that Dad's gonna drag us all to [CENSORED] tomorrow.
(Author's Note: Tom did not say a profanity. The reason why I put "censored" above is because the Cork Men can't say to anyone in The Loud House universe about where they're from is because it has never been canonically said throughout the series. Now back to the action!)
Ryan: This is just not fair!
Zoe: Can it wait a few more days?
All five in unison: NO!
Zoe: Ugh!
*Ryan and Zoe's communication device beeps*
(Ryan and Zoe's communication device honks repeatedly quietly)
Ryan (to Zoe, quietly): Zoe! Look! Our communication device is beeping and honking!
Zoe (to Ryan, quietly): Wow, it sure is!
Ryan (to Zoe, quietly): You know what this means? It means somebody on our home planet responded to our message that we made on our communication device!
Zoe (to Ryan, quietly): Let's answer it!
Ryan (to HJ, Josh, Jamie, and Tom): Uh, HJ, Josh, Jamie, Tom?
HJ, Josh, Jamie, and Tom in unison: Yeah?
Ryan: Can you excuse us for a minute?
Zoe: Somebody on our home planet responded to our message on our communication device and wants to video chat with us.
HJ, Josh, Jamie, and Tom in unison: Sure!
*Ryan and Zoe head downstairs to the theater room*