--Hexside--
As the mercs entered the school, they were all amazed and shocked by the strange and weird school.
"Am I drunk again?" Demoman asks.
"I think we all are mate," Sniper says, admiring the ceiling of the school.
As the mercs walk inside the school, students and teachers alike, stare at them.
"Are those humans?" a student asks.
"What are they wearing?"
"Why is there a pirate?"
While the mercs walk in, Viney and Barcus walk up to them.
"Excuse us, but who are you?" Viney asks.
"We're mercenaries hired by the owl lady," Sniper answers.
"You mean Eda? Oh! You must have been hired to get rid of those deviants!" Viney says.
All of a sudden, the screaming horn rings.
"Emergency! All staff and teachers are needed at the front of the school! Deviants attacking!"
"Deviants? Why are they attacking here?" Viney stresses.
She then whistles a small tune.
A huge griffon lands near her, startling the mercs.
"Don't worry. She won't bite! Maybe."
"Aren't you a pretty thing?" Demoman says while petting the griffon.
"Wait. Weren't you all hired to kill deviants?" Viney asks.
"Oh yeah! Come on guys! Let's go kick some ass!"
In front of the school, teachers and some students are fighting off hordes of deviants.
"There are too many of them!" One teacher says before being dog-pilled by deviants.
"Look! It's those strange humans!" Another teacher says before also being dog-pilled.
The deviants stop their raid and turn to the mercs.
As the deviants rush toward them, Heavy and Demoman pull out their guns.
"Prepare to eat lead goo-monster babies!"
Heavy pulls the trigger, releasing a buttload of bullets.
Demoman meanwhile, is sticky bomb trapping the area where deviants keep on appearing.
"Ya, we little goo heads can eat my bombs!"
The other mercs on the other hand are all over the place.
Scout, with his speed and agility, is speeding past the hoards and hoards of deviants.
Sniper, with his trusty sniper rifle, is picking off his targets from a distance.
Engineer is positioning three sentries around the school so that no deviant can get into the school.
(Let's just assume that since he's not in the gravel wars he can place as many sentries and dispensers as he wants.)
Soldier rocket jumps across the field, blowing up groups of deviants apart.
"You maggots will face the true might of my American weapons!"
In the farther parts of the field, pyro is burning all sorts of shit.
--Pyro vision. (Pyro is narrating)--
Ah, the rain blower. A tool of peace and harmony.
I am so glad to be back!
The smiles and faces around me.
As I go on my quest to return joy and laughter to the world, I see a group of sad goo dogs whimpering in the corner of the rainbow field.
Their sad faces brighten up when I blow my rainbows at them.
I love my job!
--back in reality--
"Pyro, you never cease to wonder and frighten me." Spy says after seeing Pyro burn a hoard of deviants and chop their heads off.
After just 30 minutes of fighting, Luz and Eda arrived at the school and noticed all the deviant corpses around them.
"Yesh, You guys did a lot to these goo idiots," Eda says while looking at Pyro and Soldier's new head collection.
"Yup, we sure did! These things didn't know what hit them!"
Engineer says while whipping goo off his arm.
"Man, this place is weird! Like Merasmus weird! Even weirder than da time we were stuck in Italy with the sea monsters!" Scout says. ;)
"Well, we best get cleaning up! Thanks again mercenaries!" Viney thanks them.
"Please, call us team fortress, and our pleasure! We've never killed shit in along time!" Engineer says.
As the mercs say goodbye to the school, demoman remembers somthing.
"Wait! We didn't get ta go to te old castle!"
"Oops, sorry demo, we'll just go tomorrow." Engineer says while pating demoman in the shoulder.
A\N
New schedule is every week! Thanks again for reading!
Also, when reading the rest of the chapters, just asume this team isnt RED team. I recntly read more of the lore, and i found out the team in the comics isnt RED, so just call them, team fortress