Kim- O.O Scariest adventure of life...

Mojo- Says the one who had the idea for this...

Kathryn- We don't own the song Every Breath You Take

Krista- some old guys do...

Kim- (GASP!!) They are not old guys! Sting is amazing! So is The Police! I am disowning you as a Hurricane Twin!

Krista- NOOOOoooo! I take it back!!

Mojo- R&R

Tax Collectors P.O.V.

Kim's house now belongs to the Government of Canada. And then, a chorus of angelic voices beckoned to me (in my opinion).

Every breath you take

Every move you make

Every bond you break

Every step you take

I'll be watching you

Four men were standing next to each other. Three of which were wearing matching blue bodysuits that had glitter on them. These three were the ones who were singing. One of them, the one with long, black hair, asked me, "tell me where is Kim, the owner of the house." I answered, still in awe, "she no longer lives here… her house has been repossessed." They were in s stunned shock, "you mean… all of this was for nothing?" asked the man resembling Willy Wonka. "No, don't fret! This is the beginning! They must be somewhere!!" the long haired man insisted. He seemed to be the leader of this group. "So… can you tell us where they would be?" the man that was not dressed like the rest, the one with purple hair questioned. "I'm not sure…" they began talking amongst themselves. "Who's house do you think they went to?..." "Where could they be?..." "They must hear our song!..." Then, the long haired man stepped forward declaring, "the only possible place they could be is my beloved Kathryn's!! Let us go forth!" This Kathryn must be one lucky girl (Kathryn: NOT EVEN!)

(Elsewhere…) Stephanie's P.O.V.

Sasuke and I decided to stay and take care of Kathryn's house… even though I live next door. Kathryn's place just has lots more to do… !? WHAT'S THAT HORRIBLE NOISE!?!

Every single day

Every word you say

Every game you play

Every night you stay

I'll be watching you
O-o… that's not creepy at ALL… I opened the window and yelled down (since I was in the second floor) "SHUT YOUR INFERNAL RACKET!! YOU SUCK INDEFINATELY!!" Sasuke popped his head out from another window on the same floor and yelled, "YEAH!!... GAWD!" If he doesn't have any better input to put in… he shouldn't even say anything. "You can't say that!" announced Lee, "we have the beautiful singing voices of a thousand angels!" "Why am I with them?..." muttered Trunks in embarrassment. "Well, they're not here," I told them. And then GASP! I was the loudest thing I ever heard!! "NOOO!! They must be here! Where else would they go!?!" Orochimaru cried in dismay. Hmmm this could be fun…

(Moments later) Orochimaru's P.O.V.

Pant… pant… we searched the four corners of the world… climbed to the top of Mount Everest… dived into the depths of the oceans (ALL OF THEM)… and crawled through the Sahara… and still no sign! Stephanie must have to the information wrong so we, once more, returned to my beloved Kathryn's house to ask her dearest friend once more where our beloved's are. "Oh Stephanie! Dearest friend of Kathryn!" I called. "What do you want?" She demanded. "We searched the four corners of the world, climbed to the top of Mount Everest, dived into the depths of the oceans, and crawled through the Sahara and we have not seen them. Are you sure that's where they went?" Lee asked. "No… no… that's where Moj and Itachi went on their last date. You guys left before I could finish," she stated. (AN: not really… she's lying) "Kathryn, Kim, Krista and Moj returned to your world." "Which one?" Alexander Alfred Anderbutt asked. "I don't know," she responded, "you figure it out." Well, she wasn't too helpful. "Well Alexander, let us proceed to your world first," I offered. "Okay!"

Trunk's P.O.V.

They really are idiots. Obviously Krista, Kathryn, Mojo and Kim returned to Naruto world. I think I'll head there and visit. While these losers go to Alexander Alfred Anderbutt's world. I whistled, calling the nimbus and flying into the portal that was protected by Shuzaku Mantiku Banana Fana Totiku, the human eating tree/ mana tree.

In Naruto World (Kim's P.O.V.)

"Gaara! I'm bored!" I whined. "Gaara's not here!" Temari called up the stairs, "he's busy working and NOT making me an aunt!" Hmmm… I think she's turning into a Moj… it's kinda scary. "Why don't you just adopt?" I asked. "Because," she replied, "that wouldn't make me an aunt! It would make me a mother!" "Isn't that better?" I asked. "No! That means I can't spoil it and I have to take care of it!" she cried. "I tried imagining her as a mother… it would probably go something like this…

(Kim's Daydream)

"Your name is now boy!" she told the little boy, sitting in front of her, "and you have to feed, clean, and take care of yourself while I work on becoming an aunt!"

(End of Daydream)

Not much difference there…

(A.A.A.'s world) Lee's P.O.V.

Wow… in the words of Mojo, he really is like Willy, freakin', Wonka. His home world was a chocolate factory. "If we start singing now, no matter where they are they'll hear us," he stated. So we began…

Oh, can't you see

You belong to me

How my poor heart aches

With every step you take

The little orange and green men began scattering as we sang, screaming in agony at the top of their lungs as they ran. They must've eaten some bad chocolate or candy…. Or maybe too much candy AND chocolate.

(In Naruto World) Mojo's P.O.V.

MMmmm… good tea… Itachi and I could hear the agonizing screams of Kisame in the background, God, he's such a baby. It's just two kids and a duck! "And Sammy, Rei and Shitake," Itojo corrected me. Ah, right… their imaginary friends… THEY'RE SO CUTE:D I love my children. I hope nothing had ever happens to them!

In Konoha- Krista's P.O.V.

I think I shal go visit Kathryn today, regardless that I am under house arrest, I am suppose to check up with her every so often.

(Moments later)

"Krista! By God you checked in with me yesterday! You don't need to come every freakin' day!" Kathryn exclaimed. "But sensei… I heart you!!" I start to make a heart with my fingers. "Fool!" Kathryn said in exasperation.

Elsewhere in Suna- Deidara's P.O.V.

This is so much better than being on the Castle in the Sky! I am an ambassador! I get treated with respect! AHAHAHA!! I heard a loud sigh from beside me; I was issued by the Kazekage to keep an eye on his wife since he feared his sister was giving her ideas. This was much safer than watching the twins… those demon children (shudder). "What's wrong?" I asked, turning to Kim. "I'm bored! I wanna see Kathryn and Krista… and Mojo!" she cried out… if we see Mojo… I'll have to face… those demons… oh the horror!! "Well," I said, thinking clearly, "we could always fly to Konoha…" She looked at me with sheer joy, "really!?" I nodded, glad that her idea for going to the Castle in the Sky was thwarted. "What are we waiting for!?" she exclaimed with zeal, grabbing my hand and dragging me outside.

(with the L.O.S.)- A.A.A.'s P.O.V.

Well, it appears they were not in my chocolate factory, that's disheartening. "Where do you suppose they'll be?" Lee asked. "Well," Orochimaru said, pondering, "Kathryn will obviously be in the Hokage office, we can start there!"

At the Hokage Office- Sunset- Kathryn's P.O.V.

"So… Deidara flew you down here without Gaara's permission?" I asked, extremely amused by the idea. Kim nodded excitedly. "This is quite amusing," I mused. "Kimmy!" Krista cheered. "Krista!" Kim cheered. "This is amusing! They don't try to kill me!" Deidara cheered. All of a sudden… this is oddly familiar… extremely horrifying singing began.

Every move you make

Every vow you break

Every smile you fake

Every claim you stake

I'll be watching you

"OMG!! That's so creepy!" Krista exclaimed, "It's the stalker song to end all stalker songs!!" "My ears… my virgin ears," Kim sobbed. "What the hell was that!?" I exclaimed, storming to my window, "and Kim… you're married, your ears cannot possibly be virgin." "You'd be surprised," Deidara muttered. "Deidara! Save me!!" Kim cried. "Hey… wait a minute…. When did Trunks get here?" I asked. "I've been here for almost as long as Kim has," he explained. "Kathryn, my love! That song was for you!" Orochimaru beamed up at me. "No! For Kim… KIM!" Lee argued. "Wahh! Deidara!! Go bodyguard on them!!" Kim ran to her ambassador, and, I guess, current bodyguard. "GASP!" Lee gasped, "another challenger for Kim's affection!" "Umm… no," Kim and Deidara said at the same time. "Hey, um… where's Alexander Alfred Anderbutt?" Krista asked. "Hmm…"

(Elsewhere) Triple A's P.O.V. (I got lazy with his name :D)

I have just found out… my beloved Mojo has had… Itachi's demon spawn (children). If we are to be together I'm going to have to "take care" of them. Hmm… it's about 7:00… they should be asleep…

(Moments later in M'tachi's and Itojo's room)

I approached their beds, a sword in hand and began stabbing wildly. Feathers and cloth flew everywhere… but no blood or gore… what? I pulled back the blankets to discover pillows in the shape of the twins. I let out a loud screech (like the Ring Wraiths (black cloaked dudes) from Lord of the Rings) and then I heard it. Dun na "I love you…" What was that? Dun na "I love you!" OMG… something's here. Dun na Dun na Dun na (this is the Jaws theme for anyone who hasn't guessed) Dun na Dun na "I LOVE YOU!!" something jumped at me, latching onto my leg. "AHHHHHH!!" "I love you," the thing stated. Oh… it's one of them… A shadow cast over us, I slowly turned to see a shadowy figure… I froze in freight before realizing it was just an owl…. With Sharingan red eyes… and a toothy grin… wait a minute… owl's can't grin! "I'm going to kill you," it maliciously said. "WWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed, shaking my head from side to side.

(5 minutes later)- M'tachi's P.O.V.

Hehehe… this guy's funny… He's still screaming… much more entertaining than Kisame. "Hey… M'tachi… can we keep him?" my dear sister asked. "Yeah! We should!" I agreed. Kisame entered at that moment. "Kisame., you're free. We're going to pway wif this guy from now on," Itojo smiled. Kisame took the now petrified man's hand and shook it ecstatically saying: "thank-you," over and over again.

Hokage Mansion- Trunk's P.O.V.

And so... once more Konoha is stalker free… Neji, Kathryn, Kakashi, Deidara and I made sure of that. "Hmmm… it appears to be getting late," Deidara pointed out. "Don't worry… Gaara's working late today… (I think)," Kim assured.

At That Exact Moment in Suna- Gaara's P.O.V.

Achooo! "Someone's talking about you," my idiot brother beamed at me. - -# "Shut up," I growled, "I'm going home." "I thought you were going to stay late tonight?" "I changed my mind," I stated, leaving the office.

The Castle in the Sky- Mojo's P.O.V.

"Why are you here? And what the hell are you doing with my children!?" I demanded to Alexander Alfred Anderbutt. "They're… they're… demons…" the petrified stalked shuddered, "so hard… to keep… track of… too many… children…" By God! There's only two! Why are men such babies? "I want you out of my house! Kisame, go back to taing care of the twins!" I ordered. "NOOOooooooo!!" the fish-faced babysitter cried.