Sifl- wow... so long since we updated...
Olly- it's a good thing we had this one in comic form already or else it would've taken FOREVER to write...
Sifl- i guess we should disclaim this...
Olly- right
Both- we, the Hurricane Twins, do not own the anime that we cause trouble for in this adventure.
Sensei- HEY! What about us!?
Mojo- Don't make me come after you with my BLADE OF GERMS AND DEATH!!
Sifl- that's getting kinda old, Moj.
Mojo- it NEVER gets old!
Sensei- sigh R&R
Olly- wow... we never do that!
Sifl- first time for everything...
Everyone- PARTY!!!
Adventure 5
Shikamaru's P.O.V.
"How troublesome…" I commented as I watched Krista as a ring-tail lemur, swinging around. "weeeeee!!" she squealed happily. "We need to change you back…" I declared somewhat lazily. "Do we have to?" she asked with sad eyes. "YES!" "Then let's visit Hatori!!" she exclaimed. "Who?... why him??" then Krista explained, "'cause he's a doctor, and he's…er…close to different animals… which makes him like a veterinarian…he's also really cool." "I see! A doctor will surely know a cure!" I said very eagerly. "What are we waiting for!?? LET'S GO!!" I declared. Krista jumped onto my shoulder and we were on our way.
(Meanwhile, in Suna….) Kim's P.O.V.
"Soooo bored…" I muttered to myself. "ARG!! Stupid High Officials!..." I yelled to no one in particular. I crossed my arms, feeling quite frustrated. Then I thought of an amazing idea. It was so simple. So obvious! I wrote a quick note to Gaara:
Gone to Konoha. Back in a week. –Kim
(back in Konoha) Kathryn's P.O.V.
Iruka was walking to my desk. But then Moj burst through the door. Unfortunately Iruka was a bit too close to the door…and got slammed right into the wall. "Kath-ryn!!" Mojo sang as she cheerfully pranced through the door way. "Today I will prove that Itachi is actually good and can return to Konoha." she announced to me. I looked up from my desk, yet didn't reply for a moment. I thought about it. It seemed somewhat absurd to think that Itachi was actually a good guy…. He may be all happy and likeable when Moj is with him, but deep down, I don't really think he gives a damn for anyone else… except the twins. But it would give me some sort of excuse to leave this room. "Fine…. I can think of something…oh, the grass village has given me some trouble…let's go."
(3 days later…) Krista's P.O.V.
Shikamaru was sleeping on the table, sound asleep. "GAH! Shikamaru!! Why haven't we left for Hatori's office yet!??" I would've done it myself… except I kind of enjoy being a lemur. And I couldn't reach the door handle. But I remember Shikamaru saying that it could very well be possible that if I don't fix this soon, I might stay this way forever. Shikamaru began to wake up. Slowly. "Oh, right…" he murmured. "You're still a lemur…how troublesome." I hissed. And so we left for Hatori's office.
(Moments later…)
As I was perched on Shikamaru's head, I saw a familiar sight. I leapt off his head and onto… "Kim!!" I exclaimed. "I thought you'd be turned back now…" Kim said, looking down at me clinging onto her shirt. "No…a certain lazy bum wouldn't wake up!" I told her, looking back at Shikamaru. "I'm sorry! Okay?? I lost track of time…I became tired!!" "Ha! And you expected him to!??" Kim asked me. I then wailed "of course!! I believe in him!..." "Er, uh… where is this office?" I knew that he was just trying to change the subject. "Just over there." Kim stated, pointing behind her. "How'd you know THAT!??" Shikamaru asked. "I passed it on my way to your apartment!" "Onward, to Hatori's!" I dramatically exclaimed, extending my hand. Then I realized… "Waaaaah! I can't POINT!!"
Mojo's P.O.V.
Kathryn was standing over her desk, talking to me, Neji and Itachi. "Moj… you, Itachi, Neji and I will fight in this battle. If Itachi is loyal and does nothing wrong, I will accept him as a ninja of Konoha." "Sweet." I said in response. "Don't screw it up!" whispered Neji to Itachi. "Shut up." He hissed back. And so our battle began.
Kim's P.O.V.
We had finally arrived at Hatori's office. We walked inside. And that's when Hatori walked out of one of the doors in his office. Krista jumped off my head and now jumped onto Hatori's doctor jacket. "Hi!" she said, rather cheerfully. Krista has made a habit of that, hasn't she? But she immediately hopped off. Hatori seemed to ignore this event and asked "do you have an appointment?" I answered. "It's not me, it's HER!" Hatori looked down at Krista, who was now on the floor. "We don't have an appointment…but can't you help me anyways?" Hatori thought for a moment. "I don't do charity…" Krista's eyes gleamed with awe "he's so cool!!" "You know…. He just turned you down…" Shikamaru stated. I rushed up to Hatori. He had to help her! If not, no one will be able to! "But you've gotta help her!" then Shikamaru piped in "yeah, mister!!" Hatori gave a sigh of defeat "fine… wait here and I'll see if I'm free…" "yaaay!" the three of us cheered.
Krista's P.O.V.
I'm gonna miss being a lemur… "Hey look!" Kim exclaimed, "its Lin from Ghost Hunt!!" he was typing away, staring at his laptop. Hatori and Lin really could be twins. I jumped onto the table where his laptop was rested on. "Hiya Lin!!" I said cheerfully. I waited a (long) moment, but there was no reply. Only the clicking of his fingers on the keyboard. "I'm going to try and think of something else to help us…" Shikamaru said while putting his fingers in his 'thinking pose'.
Meanwhile…. The battle continues… Itachi's P.O.V.
There are ninjas all around us! Ah hah!!! I will defeat you all!! Feel my amazing Uchiha-exile-ninja- now-Akatsuki-vengeful-wrath!!!!! Huh? "Mojo!! Look out!" I yell as I turn around to see my beloved surrounded by crazy grass ninjas. But I need not have any worries… all of them were knocked out. "N…never mind…" I muttered. Neji gave me a taunting laugh. "Ha-ha!!" "Shut up!!" I yelled back at him. What does he know, anyways??
Elsewhere… Kim's P.O.V.
Lin's not doing anything. He doesn't even look up. So now Krista and I are poking him. It's funny!! Krista has to go on Lin's shoulder in order to poke his face. Shikamaru's still being a bum, quiet thinking in the corner.
At the battle… Kathryn's P.O.V.
"Kathryn! Get down!!" Itachi yelled at me. Instinctively, I heeded his warning and was able to dodge some ninja stars. "Thanks," I nodded to him. Fighting is kind of making me feel a little better… maybe I should listen to Moj… there does seem to be some change of heart over the years. And he's a family man now. You never know. "Kathryn! The battle's not won yet!!" hmm… I should try to concentrate on the fight. "So true Neji." I replied.
Back in Hatori's office… Krista's P.O.V.
Kim and I are mixing paint! Scared? You should be!! While Lin is typing away on his laptop, we begin to paint on his face. It's pretty humorous. "Krista… your tail… it splashed paint onto Shikamaru's face…" Kim commented. Whatever. I'm too into this. I'm not going to turn around and clean it up yet. "Meh. He hasn't noticed yet."
Mojo's P.O.V. (fight)
"Neji! Take my right! Mojo, left!! Itachi… cover my back. I'm going to use my jutsu!" Kathryn yelled in a commanding voice. "Kyakugan!!" she yelled. She sprouted cat ears and her eyes began to glow a faint yellow. Shoot, I thought she was going to turn Super Saiyan or something…
Kim's P.O.V. (no fight)
Say something… damn it!! Shikamaru's asleep. He's given up. Why won't you!?!? Your face is painted… Krista's stretching your mouth… and I'm pulling your cheek!! SAY SOMETHING OR YOU'RE CREEPY!!
Neji's P.O.V. (fight)
"I am amazing!!" yelled Mojo, if you didn't already guess. She was just pwn-ing some grass ninja in the face. "Yes… yes you are my beloved." Itachi calmly replied. As he's saying this, there's a pile of nameless grass ninjas that have crossed his path in the fight. Dude… does that just mean he's more amazing?? Well, I guess it's a good thing he's not our enemy… wait, he is. Damn it!!
Kim's P.O.V. (NO FIIIIIGHT!!)
As Krista and I began twisting pencils into his hair, I think I noticed him smirking. It was like, a flash. But I think I saw something!! Did he see his reflection on the computer screen!??? Woah, his expression… I think it just became more serious… oh man!... Krista hissed at me "I think I stabbed him in the head!!" it's amazing how he's not saying anything, and he's still clicking. Krista's now kind of panicking… and falling… splat.
Kathryn's P.O.V. (the battle is now over)
"Well, Itachi… you certainly surprised me." I told him. I continued, "I guess Mojo was right. People can change over time. You can now…" Itachi looked at the ground. He gave a stern look. What?? More grass ninjas!?? "Mangeko sharingan!!" he yelled. I saw a cute little bunny, minding his own business… then it died. Mojo and I were silent in shock as Itachi was contently, can I say peacefully, smiling. Oh… oh hell no. "Itachi Uchiha!! You are NEVER allowed in Konoha village….AGAIN!!" "You tried, honey…. You were so close!..." Mojo said in a comforting voice. Itachi looked kind of confused. "……..sorry?..." he replied. "You have NO sympathy!!" I yelled in frustration, storming off. I could still faintly hear Neji speaking to Itachi. "You screwed that one up bad. Real bad!!" "I hate you." Itachi told him.
Kim's P.O.V. (Hatori's office)
We're playing Jenga on Lin's head. He's still typing away. He's a hard, stubborn one. Shikamaru's waking up now. "That was a good sleep…." he muttered while rubbing his eyes. Then he sees what we are doing. "What are you two doing??" he asks in anticipating dread. "Shh! Don't disturb the game!" I told him, concentrating fully on Jenga. Krista joined in, saying "yeah… don't disturb!!" "Wait… why are you doing this? Did Hatori come back?? What's…." Krista turned around and said "Shikamaru!! Please, be qu…" her voice trailed off. It was the first time she noticed the paint on Shikamaru's face. It looked like he had some weird, demented greenish paint mustache. He didn't seem to notice either. Krista burst into hysterical laughter. "Ah!!" I said in shock. The Jenga blocks were moving on his head! Krista's laughter must be shaking his shoulder and…. CRASH!
Krista's P.O.V.
I stopped laughing. I guess Kim will be happy… since Lin's face finally changed. Just like us, he was shocked. "My… laptop…" he said softly in his total shocked state. "Run away!!" Kim said quickly. We started to run, but then I remembered—"Shikamaru!!" I yelled. I tried to drag him along. "Heave… ho!!..." luckily Kim had come back to help me. "I've got him. Let's go."
Later…. Krista's P.O.V.
Where am I??... I'm all alone! I think I got separated… well, I guess the facts are all there. I'm just lost. Obviously. "Everyone's looking at me oddly…" well, I guess they would, since I'm a talking lemur. I'm like a Zaboomafoo to a bunch of people who don't know who the hell he is. And I'm cooler. The Kratt Brothers were better off without him….. hey cool! trees! I'm going to swing in the vines!! YEAH!!
5 minutes later…. Hatori's P.O.V.
I have to find that lemur. I found the cure to turn her back….
In the trees…Krista's P.O.V.
"Weeee!" vine to vine……... vine to vine…….. vine to…oh shit. "WAAAAAAAAH!!" I missed. I plummeted to my death. Hatori is down there. He's holding something… can't… see him… spin…ning… kinda… sick…
Hatori's P.O.V.
I caught the falling lemur child, but spilt the formula cure. But because I used my analytical skills, I was able to determine the rate at which she was falling and calculated when to throw it into the air, successfully getting the spill on her. Yes… I am quite smart. "Thanks soooo much!" she said happily. Oops. I forgot one factor… POOF! POOF!!
Krista's P.O.V.
"Yay!! I'm back!" but I noticed Hatori shrinking… "Arg! He transformed!!" it must have been because he caught me. Hmm… what kind of water?? They never tell you the answer in either the anime or manga!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!
Later… after somehow helping Hatori… Shikamaru's apartment… Krista's P.O.V.
"Shikamaru! I'm back to normal!!" I announced cheerfully. "Ah! Kim! You're still here!!" "Yup!" she answered. Shikamaru rushed up to me. He was all tired. "Thank god you're back to normal!! Now it shouldn't be quite so troublesome!... I was going to have Naruto and a bunch of others have a search party…" "Eh!?? Naruto's here!!" I said excitedly, interrupting Shikamaru's explanation. I went up to Naruto. "Best buds!" "For life!!" he responded. "Hey, what's that noise??" Naruto asked suddenly. It was a loud rumbling. "It's coming from outside…" Kim added. We all looked out the window. It was Gaara in a big army tank and a megaphone. "Kim!! Get your ass over here!! I'm taking you back to Suna!" his voice thundered. "But it hasn't been one week!..." Kim said sadly. Naruto was just like 'wtf???' Kathryn came running through the streets from Hokage mansion. She was yelling at Gaara. "Gaara!?? What the HELL are you doing with a tank in Konoha!?? Do you want to break our peace treaty?? I WILL go to war with you!! Get OUT of here!!"