Sifl- Well, I was bored the other day so I thought to myself... you know, it might be fun to start writing another chapter for the adventures... but I never thought I'd finish it...

Olly- You wrote this without me!?

Sifl- Moj helped

Mojo- I only read one part... but I liked it.

Sensei- It's about time you updated noob

Sifl- sorry... I'm just so used to working on this as a team that it was hard!

Olly- and with you so far away...

Mojo- Oh not this again. We all get it! Sifl is far away!

Olly- but why!?

Sensei- Chill, Olly, we'll get to see her at Christmas

Olly- but it's not the same...

Sifl- We, the Hurrican Twins and the Ninja Twins, do not own Naruto... for if we did these things that we put the characters through would actually happen... oh and we don't own any other anime that we may mention in these Adventures

Mojo- R&R please :D

Kim's P.O.V.

"Hi Kathryn!" I greeted cheerily into the speaker of my fax machine's phone. "Whatever your question is, my answer is no," came her stern reply. "Aw, at least let me ask you first, for all you know this could be important," I pouted. "It never is," she grumbled. "Well, this time it is. See Orochimaru kinda attacked Gaara's father and I and- "OROCHIMARU DID WHAT!?" Kathryn yelled into the phone, "HE CANNOT GET AWAY WITH THIS! I AM DECLARING WAR ON OROCHIMARU!" "Umm… Gaara kinda declared war on him already… and I was calling to ask for your aid." "Oh," she said, a little calmer, "well, you can tell the Kazekage that Konoha will certainly be aiding him in the upcoming war." "Thanks Kathryn," I beamed into the phone before hanging up. Sigh, preparing for wars was hard. I've been on and off the phone all day calling people for favors that they owe Suna or just for help. Normally Gaara would be the one calling the Kages, but he had a feeling that Kathryn wouldn't really listen to him if he called her, so he asked me to do it. Not that I mind, I mean it's not everyday he tells me to phone my former sensei and one of my best friends.

On top of all the phone calling, I also have rigorous training with Deidara, Blade, and Baki to prepare myself physically for the war. But that isn't the most tiring of it, oh no. Dealing with Gaara takes the cake when it comes to the most demanding part of preparation. He seems to think that I should not be involving myself in the war; apparently I am helpless in his eyes. We've been in multiple arguments over this and there are moments where I swear I am going to beat his head in if he doesn't stop. I mean, that's why I'm doing all this extra training, so I won't be helpless.

And it's not like I don't have an element to control or nothing either. We, being Krista, Kathryn, Mojo and I, did the whole paper test thing, discovering who specialized in what element. Turns out, I'm a lightning user. Kinda happy about that, for lightning is my favorite element.

I let out a heavy sigh, picking up the phone again. "Who are you calling now?" Deidara asked, knowing full well that Gaara had given me strict orders to call Kathryn, and only Kathryn. "I'm gonna call Moj, see if she is interested in lending us the Akatsuki for the war," I responded, dialing her number. "Oh… okay." He wasn't really doing a good job of making sure that I followed orders… that was probably why I don't mind keeping him around.

Mojo's P.O.V.

I was in the middle of giving a very important speech to the Akatsuki members when my phone went off. "Goddammit," I muttered, picking up the phone, "hello?" "Hi Moj," Kim's voice rang through. "Oh hey!" my tone completely changing, I swore to God that if it was Tobi again, asking if he could come back, I was going to shoot something. "I was wondering, ummm, we kinda pissed off Orochimaru… well, actually he attacked me and my father-in-law… and we declared war on him, so I was wondering if you could lend us the Akatsuki for the upcoming war?" "Hell, I'll lead the Akatsuki myself!" I yelled into the phone before hanging up. "Okay guys," I confronted the members, "forget my lecture on making sure each of you at least spend one hour with the twins per day, we have intense training to do! Kisame, you will be watching the twins from here on out; Sasori, go fetch Tobi. We are going to aid Suna in the upcoming war against Sound- and possibly the L.O.S." Kisame gave a whimper of fear; baby, they were just five year old twins.

"Don't worry, Mojo my love, I will rush to Suna and scope out the best position for the Akatsuki to attack from and the safest place for you to fight," Itachi announced, jumping off the Castle in the Sky. Sometimes I worry about that man…

Krista's P.O.V.

Kathryn-sensei has summoned us all for a very important meeting, I hope we're having a party with the Akatsuki and Kim… maybe Deidara as well. "People, I have just received a distress call from one Subaku no Kim. It appears that Sunakagure is going to war against Orochimaru and the Sound village. We can presume that the L.O.S. will be involved as well," Kathryn announced, in a very authoritative voice. I gasped, Kimmy was in trouble? How could Gaara let such a thing happen!? "Don't worry, sensei! I will put my all in aiding my Hurrican Twin!" "What a drag," Shikamaru sighed beside me, "I guess I'll have to face Temari again…"

"Why would Gaara declare war on Orochimaru, he's not her stalker?" Neji asked, "unless the L.O.S. had a plan to separate us, meaning Itachi, Gaara, and I, from you." "I don't think so," Kathryn countered, "though it is a good theory, Kim told me that Orochimaru attacked her." Shikamaru looked up in confusion, "Why would he attack her if Lee is her stalker?" I was also confused, it just did not add up. Kathryn shrugged, "Beats me, the point is, for the sake of our dear friend, we will march to Sunakagure's aid. Spread the word to all shinobi." We nodded and I rushed off to find best-buddy Naruto and Puppy- since he was a ninja dog and I was sure he'd want to help his sensei. Maybe I'll get Kiba to help me train Puppy for battle with Akamaru.

I hope Kimmy was okay, getting attacked by Orochimaru must not have been pleasant; my poor Hurricane Twin, forced to look after herself because her idiot husband was neglecting her. "I don't really think that's the case Krista," Shikamaru stated after what I thought was my own thoughts ended. "He is Kazekage, he must be very busy and it must get quite troublesome." "Yeah, but Kathryn's Hokage and she doesn't neglect Neji or let crazy stalkers attack him!" I wailed. Shikamaru sighed, "I don't think Gaara really… neglects her… more that he's over-protective of he- "IF HE WAS SO OVER-PROTECTIVE THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!! OH! MY POOR HURRICAN TWIN! WHAT HORRIBLE PAINS ARE YOU SUFFERING BECAUSE OF THE DESERTION OF SUBAKU NO GAARA!" Shikamaru sighed again, "You are troublesome, I'll wait until you calm down before I try to talk- hey where are you going!?" I heard Shikamaru yell after me as I ran down the streets of Konoha. "DON'T WORRY KIMMY! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUR DESPAIR AND PAIN!!" I bellowed at the top of my lungs.

SHikamaru's (brief) P.O.V.

Great… now she's going to Suna… what a drag.

Kathryn's P.O.V.

With the help of Kakashi we managed to restrain Krista. "Noob! We need you here for training!" I said as she continued to struggle against the hold of Kakashi and Shikamaru. "But Kimmy needs to be saved from Gaara!" she wailed. WTH? I know she doesn't like Gaara but that's going a bit far. "She thinks that Gaara is neglecting her and it's apparently killing her," Shikamaru explained. Kakashi filled in the gaps as he told me that when they had captured her at the village gates she was yelling that Gaata's neglect will cause Kim's death along with the horrible injuries given to her by Orochimaru. "Krista, I talked to Kim on the phone earlier today, she's fine," I assured, feeling a headache coming on as Krista continued to yell about her need to protect her Hurricane Twin.

Sigh, that girl. "Shikamaru, I need you here to think up some kind of game-plan and training schedule; Kakashi could you please take Krista home and tie her to something so that she won't try to run away again," I ordered. Kakashi nodded and began dragging the still yelling, and struggling, Krista off.

"What did you have in mind, Kathryn?" Shikamaru asked, sinking into a chair across from my desk. "I'm going to call… some old friends," I stated, pulling out a separate phone, one that could make calls across dimensions. "I will start, with my fellow sailor scouts…"

Deidara's P.O.V.

"HARAAAAGH!" Kim yelled as she kicked one of the clay dummies I had set up for her. "Kim-sama, you must try to hit either with your shin or the bone of your foot, not with your ankle or toes," Baki instructed from beside me. "I know!" she snapped back, round-house kicking the dummy again. Jeez, Gaara's really put her in a bad mood. "Oi, if you hurt yourself Gaara will do everything in his power to keep you from the battle field," I warned, hoping that with that knowledge she'd focus more on her positioning.

Instead, however, she kicked the dummy harder and then used one of her lightning techniques on it. "I thought you wanted to practice with taijutsu only today, Kim-sama," Baki stated in confusion. "DAMN HIM!" she yelled, kicking the dummy with no real purpose; meaning she didn't really use any taijutsu technique in the process of kicking it, just, kinda, kicked it. "I'll show him that I can fight! I'll be damned if I do not go on that battlefield!" she yelled with zeal. "Uhh… maybe we should stop for today, mm?" I suggested, not liking the building anger that was the Kazekage's wife.

Beside me, Blade yawned, "Uh, see, he's tired too!" Kim looked down at her dog, the anger seeming to dissipate. "Deidara, you can take him home, I'm going to keep training," she ordered. "Now, wait a minute! I am your bodyguard and the ambassador- I don't really know why I'm an ambassador, I don't really do anything when it comes to the politics of this village- I can't leave you alone for any reason," I argued. "I'm not alone, Baki is with me," she stated. "Yeah, but It's my job to watch you anytime Gaara is not around and to look after your general well-being. I think we should stop." "Well, I'm not ready too," she argued back, going to punch my dummy.

I was about to stop her when this wall of sand appeared in front of her, and she ended up punching that instead. "We're going home, you should not be wasting your time with pointless training," Gaara's deep growl came, which made me shudder. It was not that I was surprised that he was here, the sand gave it away, but he was really creepy when he was annoyed. He really didn't like that she was training for the war.

That was when he rounded on Baki and I… "In our defense, "I began immediately, "we are entitled to follow the orders of our superiors and you never did tell us directly to not let her do this." "You knew how I felt," this was directed at Baki. I sighed in relief, realizing that by being his wife's bodyguard I was to obey her orders above all others, especially if he didn't say otherwise.

Baki seemed unfazed by Gaara's expression, I wonder how he got so brave. "I did, Gaara-sama, but I think it's important that she knows how to protect herself in the upcoming war." "She is not fighting." "I'm not helpless Gaara! I can take care of myself and make my own decisions!" Oh boy, I've heard this argument a lot lately. In the kitchen, at dinner, in the office, man I'm sure they even have this argument in the bedroom! I sighed, this was going to be a long day.

Mojo's P.O.V.

"You're not training hard enough!" I yelled at the Akatsuki members as I lay on a beach chair, sipping a tropical drink that Pein brought me before going back to his training. "We're doing our best, Mojo-sama," Tobi whimpered. "Well," I began, pausing to sip my drink, "it's not good enough." "Work harder you lazy scum, or feel the wrath of my sharingan," Itachi threatened from the beach chair beside me. "And mine too!" yelled Itojo jumping up and down while M'tachi was climbing on Kisame with a kunai in his mouth… now where'd he get that. Oh well, it's not like he knows how to use it.

I turned my attention back to the Akatsuki, ignoring the sudden cries of pain from Kisame, and pulled out my megaphone. "I want you all to run 100 laps around the castle and then, when your done, you will practice your jutsu on one another until I say stop!" I bellowed into the megaphone, "when I press the siren button, you will start running." "Or you will feel my wrath," Itachi added , glaring at Pein, Konan, Tobi, Sasori, Zetsu, Kazuku and Hidan. I pressed the siren button and they all took off running, man it was good to be in charge.

Neji's P.O.V.

While Kathryn was busy phoning her allies, I spared with Naruto, since he was the only one I could find at the moment. Well, that's a lie, I ran into Ino first but she was too busy looking after a four year old kid that was born due to a drunk Kiba knocking her up sometime after M'tachi and Itojo was born. She was still going to fight in the war, of course, leaving the child in Iruka's care- since Kathryn dubbed him useless in battle- but she wasn't going to train until later.

So, I was stuck at the training grounds fending off the millions of Naruto's that surrounded me. I swear that guy has way too much fun with that jutsu. It would have been more fun practicing with Kathryn, mostly because she needed to practice with her water jutsu. When she had taken the paper test with Kim, Krista, and Mojo she had discovered that her element was water, Mojo's was fire, Krista's was wind, and Kim's (A/N: which you already know) was lightning.

But, of course, we needed to be properly prepared for what was to come, so I decided to wait until tomorrow to train with her and possibly Krista and Shikamaru. It was our belief that we need not call Mojo and the Akatsuki, Kim would have already done so. And since we had barely over a week to prepare, we could not waste too much time phoning allies from other dimensions. I prayed that we could raise the army needed to aid Suna, not that we weren't powerful enough, it was just that wars could get dangerous and the more help the better.

Krista's P.O.V.

I'm stuck in my house AGAIN! So I wanted to go save Kim from her horrible husband, was that so wrong? Sniff… she was probably lying on a hospital bed, struggling to breath with bruises and… and cuts all over her and stupid Gaara probably wasn't giving her a second look. "Oh, Puppy!" I cried my dear ninja dog, "What am I to do!? Poor Kimmy is suffering and I'm stuck here!" Puppy gave a small woof of encouragement, nudging me with his nose.

"Why'd I have to be tied up too!" I demanded to Kakashi, who hadn't left yet. He shrugged, "I'm just following the Hokage's orders to make sure you do not run to Suna ahead of schedule and miss training." "But… but Kim!" I wailed. Kakashi sighed, "If it's alright with the Hokage, I will go to Suna ahead of time and check on her for you, alright?" I could tell he really just wanted me to calm down so he wouldn't have to leave me tied up until Shikamaru got home.

"You promise?" I asked, knowing that once he did, he could not go back on his word. Kakashi sighed again, obviously cursing my choice of words, "Yes, I promise." I looked towards a picture that was taken outside of Kathryn-sensei's house before we left. We were all there: Shikamaru, Kathryn, Neji, Mojo, Itachi, Stephanie, Sasuke, Kim, Gaara (whom Kim was making smile with her fingers), and Me. I miss those days when we were all together, and I could keep a proper watch on how Gaara was treating my Hurrican Twin.

"Okay… I'll stay here," I grumbled, still really wanting to see my Kimmy-Kimmy. "Now is that a promise?" Kakashi countered. "Yes," I mumbled, crossing my arms across my chest. "Good, I'll go see if the Hokage approves of my trip to Suna. It may be beneficial for us to find a good location to place our men.

Kathryn's P.O.V.

I hung up the phone after speaking with Serena and Darian about fighting with us. I knew they'd say yes. They're job is to vanquish evil and Orochimaru was definitely evil. I picked up the phone again, ignoring the now sleeping Shikamaru, and dialed my home number. The Empress of Swords would obviously want to aid us… and I guess that man whore too.

Stephanie's P.O.V.

I was in the process of cleaning my swords, trying to ignore the fact that Sasuke had found the (ahem) 'adult's channel' on TV. I really needed to figure out how to block those, they giving him the wrong ideas- well not the wrong ideas, more like just giving him ideas in general. As if on cue, Sasuke skipped into the kitchen.

"Hey Stephanie, " he said, trying to sound sexy. Whenever he talks like this I found it best to just ignore him; he was obviously just trying out stuff that he had watched on those 'adult channels'. "So, what are you doing tonight?" he asked, still using the same tone. I'm pretty sure that if I were any less of a woman, I would fall for it. But I'm not, so I continue to ignore him.

"You wanna, get it on?" After that, I decided it was high-time I crushed his belief in those shows. "You do realize that those people are actors and lines like that don't actually work," I stated, not looking up from my cleaning. He fell silent, obviously disappointed. "Well…" he suddenly said, "we can make them work."

My God was this boy ever dense. That was when the phone went off. "Hold that thought Sasuke," I said, answering it. In the background, Sasuke, obviously misinterpreting my words, began dancing excitedly. "Hello?" "Hello Stephanie," came Kathryn's voice from the other line. "Ahh, Kathryn, how can I assist you?" I listened carefully as she relayed everything that had happened since returning to the Naruto World and then about what happened in Suna. "Will you and the man-whore be willing to assist us in this up coming battle?" she asked. "I shall ask the man-whore," I responded, turning to Sasuke who had stopped dancing after he had heard that it was Kathryn on the other end.

"Hey, man-whore, wanna assist Konoha and Sunakagure in a battle against Orochimaru, Sound, and the L.O.S.?" I asked, covering the speaker portion of the phone. "If I do, will you-" "He says yes," I stated into the phone, not really listening to him, "we'll be there later on today." Sasuke took my words in stride, "We can stay in the Uchiha mansion and get started on- "No," I told him firmly as though he were a dog, "come we must prepare." I hung up the phone and walked up the stairs, Sasuke following obediently after me.

Kathryn's P.O.V.

Well, now that that was settled, there was only a few more people to call. "Kathryn?" Kakashi's questioning voice came. "Yes, Kakashi, what is it?" "I would like to request to go to Suna early," he said, calmly. "Why?" I asked. "It was the only way I could convince Krista not to run off and so that I can get a better feel for the battle field which we will be fighting on," was his educated response. I nodded, it would be helpful to know the terrain we would be dealing with. I mean, I knew it was going to be sand, but there could be more too it than just that. "Very Kakashi, I suggest you hurry to Suna, confirm of Kim's well-being to Krista, and then report to me the position on which we will fight."

Kakashi nodded to me and left, obviously going to grab the necessities before making the three day trip. It kinda annoyed me that Shikamaru was still asleep; I didn't really need him until after I had phoned everyone, but his snoring was really irritating. I sighed, oh well, I had asked him to stay and it would odd if I told him to leave now before we even discussed anything. So, I picked the phone up off the receiver and began dialing another number.

Gaara's P.O.V. (Night)

I sighed deeply, leaning back in my home-office chair. It wasn't really uncomfortable, but I didn't want to get in another argument so I remained where I was. It's not like I can sleep here, what with the fear of Shukaku going on a rampage. Still, it was nice to at least lie on a bed while remaining awake, but, as I already mentioned, I was avoiding another argument.

You'd think she would be flattered that I was trying to make sure she was safe, but no, she explodes at me and says she's perfectly capable of fighting. Snort, yeah right. You know what, screw this! This is my house and it is my bedroom, I am not staying down here. I marched up the stairs and opened the door to my room.

Judging by the way she was lying, though I couldn't see her at all, I could tell she was still awake. I knew how she slept, and that was not it. Blade was asleep on the ground at the foot of our bed and the balcony door was opened. I figured that she wanted to get some air circulating in the room; she does this often.

I sighed again, relaxing onto the bed beside her. "Look, I'm sorry that you don't like my decision to not let you fight," I said finally, after a long silence between the two of us, "I'm just trying to protect you. If anything happened to you I don't know what I- what your friends would do." I had to correct myself in mid-sentence; what did I care if she got herself hurt out of her own stupidity. Now, normally when I say stuff like that, she gets all emotional and reacts in some way that isn't all that bad. This time she didn't.

"The least you could do is acknowledge that you heard me," I said in annoyance, removing the blanket to discover… nothing. She wasn't even there. In fact… I hadn't sensed her chakra at all during the past hour or so. Then it clicked… the balcony door was open not to get air circulation… but from a KIDNAPPING! That was just great! Barely a week before the war and she goes and gets herself kidnapped! This was exactly the reason why she's not allowed to fight!

Kim's P.O.V.

So, I decided to seek out the help of some friends who I knew I wouldn't be able to reach with a phone. I didn't have a phone like Kathryn that could make calls across dimensions and some of the people who I wanted to get in touch with didn't have phones and were in… the area-ish. I felt a little bad for leaving without saying anything to anyone, especially Deidara- mostly because he was going to be the one who gets blamed for this. Okay, that was a lie, I did tell Fukoda; but that was only because he saw me leap out off the balcony. What he was doing there, I didn't really ask.

At running pace, it took me almost the entire night to reach the nearest forest; one that wasn't in the direction of Konoha. I figured if Gaara was to search for me, the direction of Konoha would be the first place he'd look. I marched through the forest, looking for any signs of my friends who I was hoping would accompany me in the upcoming battle. I didn't have to search long, for they quickly found me.

"Kim! How are you? We haven't seen you since your birthday!" the youngest, Toboe, said excitedly bouncing around me. "What are you doing out here so late?" my former alpha, wolf-Kiba asked. "It's good to see you!" Hige said, ruffling my hair. Tsume gave me a small wave and a nod; not that I expected more. "I've come to ask my former pack mates for their aid in battle," I said, calmly. "Battle?" Toboe echoed uneasily. "Yes, Suna, my home now, is going to war against the leader of a powerful village. He had attacked my new alpha's- I was not in the mood to call him my husband right now- father and myself and declared war against us," I explained. Kiba nodded to Toboe, Tsume, and Hige, before responding, "We will offer our aid to our old pack mate." "I'll go fetch Blue and then we can leave together," Hige said, turning away. "I'm sorry, there are still some more I need to speak with, I will not be returning just yet," I said.

"Call us when you are, and we will come," Kiba stated, following Hige back towards wherever Blue was. "Bye Kim, I'll see you later," Toboe beamed, giving me a hug. "See you later," Tsume nodded, before following Kiba, Hige, and Toboe. I knew I could rely on them, now to use that gift my other friends gave me to slip into their dimension.

Kathryn's P.O.V.

I was quite amused to receive word from the Kazekage stating that Kim had been kidnapped. Or, I would have been amused had it not been so freakin' late at night that he had sent that message. I knew what she was up too, her high-official friend had given me the info on what she was doing. I didn't bother telling Gaara this, I could care less if he was freaking out over her disappearance, I knew she was safe. I just sent a message back telling him to just get Blade to track her down. I was about to fall asleep again, when another message arrived. Honestly, we need to go back to those hawks, they don't make as much noise and they take longer. Well, the message said that he had sent Deidara and Blade after her and had received word that her trail ends in a forest.

Once again, I knew why. She had gone to the Digi-world after speaking with her old pack. After our adventures destroying different animes, Kim had kept in contact with the characters from Digimon through her super-computer. Obviously she was going to ask them for help. I sent a message back telling him to stop freaking out and leave me alone. Hopefully he'd get the message that if I wasn't worried, there was nothing to worry about.

Unfortunately he didn't… jerk.

Tai's P.O.V.

Aww, sweet! I get my own point of view! Anyway, Kim arrived as we were just sitting down to dinner. At first we were surprised, but then, remembering the gift we gave her, we just welcomed her happily. When it came time to ask why she was here, for she looked quite serious, we all listened attentively to her story. She told us about everything, going from her world to the home world of some shinobi's and how she moved to a desert.

Mimi commented on how well her skin looked for someone living in the blistering heat, and then let her continue. She then told us about how she was trying to make amends with her father-in-law, when she was interrupted by Joe who exclaimed in shock over the fact that she was married.

That started a whole other conversation from Mimi, Sora and Kari, asking who the guy was that she married, if they were going to have any kids and if they could visit when she does. Honestly, girls need to focus on what's important more than what's happening in someone's social life. So, after Matt said something along the same lines I was thinking, Kim went back to her story.

Randommon (aka Fred for all those who read Anime DESTROYED) showed up half-way through her ending explanation of why she was here. Which was, since some evil guy name Orochimaru attacked her and killed her father-in-law, and her husband had declared war on him. Which was why she was here.

"To be safe from this war?" Joe asked, hopefully. "Actually," Kim smiled, "I was hoping you guys, and your digimon of course, would help us." Davis jumped to his feet, "Oh yeah! I'll show off my awesome fighting skills!" He obviously just wanted to impress my sister, I sighed. "Well, I'm in," TK declared. Matt also agreed and as did everyone else, much to Joe's dismay. In the end, he agreed too. I was actually surprised that Mimi didn't object; I thought for sure she'd take Joe's side in this.

"Alright, let's head to your home!" I declared as Kim took out her gift and opened up another portal, leading back to this 'Naruto World.' Once there, a strange man with a ponytail and a black with red cloud patterned cloak on rushed to her and hugged her.

"Thank buddha your safe!" he wailed as Kim's dog barked excitedly at her. So this must be her husband, aside from the creepy mouths on his hands he didn't seem that bad. "I'm fine Deidara," she smiled, "I guess Gaara sent you right?" "Yeah, he seems to think you were kidnapped," this Deidara character laughed; so he wasn't her husband? I was confused.

I was even more confused when she howled and five wolves came running up to her. "Alright! Let's head to Suna!"

Kathryn's P.O.V.

I am going to kill Kim the next time she runs off without telling Gaara; this has totally disrupted my sleep cycle. Oh well, at least now the messages have stopped and Gaara knows that she was never kidnapped in the first place. Honestly, I don't know how she puts up with him; and he with her. They are total opposites!

"Well, they do say 'opposites attract,'" Neji voiced from beside me. He too had been disturbed by all the messages. "Quite true Neji… quite true."

Mojo's P.O.V. (A couple of hours ago)

"I want to see you guys collapsed by the time I wake up tomorrow!" I yelled at them through the megaphone, then skipped over to the twins, who were poking Kisame's unconscious body. "Come on, babies, Mommy's going to put you to bed now," I cooed, finding them too adorable. "'Kay!" they both said, as I picked them up. "Do not worry, my dear Mojo! I shall carry them for you!" Itachi was by my side in a moment, ready to take them.

"It's okay, Itachi darling, I've got them," I said, hugging them both to me. God knows how long the war would last and I knew I would miss them while I was away. I still kinda wished the others had children too, so that the twins wouldn't always have to play with the Akatsuki. They needed children their own age and I was not about to let them play with Ino's accident child. But they were also lucky that they didn't, especially on Kim's part with the battle obviously going to be taking place so close to Suna. Maybe when this was all over, things will change and more children from the lines of Hyuuga, Nara, and Subaku no will be born…