Sifl- Well... here it is the first part of the long awaited war...

Olly- (sniff) It's so beautiful...

Mojo- O-kay, creep

Sensei- You know, I worry about you sometimes... calling wars beautiful...

Olly- I'm only saying that 'cause it took so freakin' long to write!

Sifl- AHEM! Who wrote it? No appreciation what so ever. I have three stories that I have to update- including this one- and all you can do is complain, complain, complain

Mojo- (whispers) I think she's PMSing...

Sifl- I AM NOT!

Sensei- We, the NTHT, do not own anything from any of the anime's used in these adventures

Mojo- We only own ourselves, Blade, Puppy, M'tachi, and Itojo

Olly- You forgot two Mojo! We also own AAA and Kim's creepy high official friend XD

Sensei- R&R fools

(High Power Motor… we'll let you guess who's P.O.V. this is)

The ground above me opened up as the spinning platform raised me higher and higher. "Ohohohohohoho!" I laughed; with my fists on my hips I puffed my chest out proudly. Oh yeah, I could already see their envious faces as I arrived at the meeting spot in style. Hehe, my Hurricane Twin will be so jealou- What the hell? Where is everyone?

No one saw my awesomely ninja entrance? That's not fair! I went through all that trouble to get the controls from Renge and no one was here to see it.

Flashback

"Ohohoh- HEY! GET BACK HERE WITH MY CONTROLS!" Renge yelled at me as I sprinted away, "great! Now I'm stuck up here!"

End Flashback

Kathryn's P.O.V.

Where is that scrub? I told her to meet us here twenty minutes ago. "Should I go search for her, Kathryn?" Neji asked, obviously just as annoyed with the situation as I was. "No, she'll get here soon enough," I responded. I wasn't really worried, Kim had scouts all over Suna, someone was bound to find her.

All of our allies were lined up and ready. Kim's allies, the wolves from Wolf's Rain and the characters from the first two seasons of Digimon plus Fred, all stood near where Gaara had the Suna Shinobi set up. My allies, the people from Dragon Ball Z, the Sailor Scouts, the people from Beyblade, the Ouran High School Host Club, the people from Tales of Symphonia, and Kira, Ahtrun, Mwu and Waffles were positioned near us. (A/N: remember, Waffles is our name for Andrew Waltfeld)

Our combined army was massive, for on top of that the Kages from other surrounding villages had sent their ninja's to aid us as well. Let's see Orochimaru beat this. Oh hey, Mojo and the Akatsuki are here too. Of course they were, Kim would not let Mojo miss out on the fun of beating the L.O.S.

I watched curiously as Trunks walked over to Shikamaru. Oh yeah, Krista has yet to see their 'understanding', I wonder how she will react when she discovers that they're not fighting anymore.

"Hey, Shikamaru," Trunks greeted, "look what Naruto taught me. Shadow Clone jutsu!" And just like that, there were like fifty Trunks'.

"So? Everyone here can do that," Shikamaru stated indifferently.

"Oh, but watch," Trunks grinned as he, and the multiple others of him began doing the wave.

"DUDE THAT'S AWESOME! BELIEVE IT!" Naruto cheered.

"That is such a waste of a jutsu," Neji muttered under his breath. "Let him have his fun," I said, "I sense this battle will be long and tiring." "As do I, Kathryn," Neji agreed, solemnly. And that was when I noticed that Kim was missing as well… hmm…

Kim's P.O.V.

ARGHHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ODIOUS, ABHORRENT, OBNOXIOUS MAN! LOCKING ME UP MY OWN HOUSE!! Okay… technically it was his house… but still! I had just as much right to fight as he did! Oh… just you wait Subaku no Gaara… I will get you for this.

"Hey fool," I heard Kathryn's voice on the balcony. "Kathryn! What are you doing here?" I asked, casually. "Getting you out, what else?" she stated, "though, with your lightning skills… couldn't you technically get yourself out?" Oh yeah… hehe… I forgot about that. In my own defense, I am still getting used to the thought of having my own ninjutsu and genjutsu.

"Lightning Spear!" I yelled, blowing up the door to the balcony. I grinned at Kathryn, "Let's go kick some L.O.S. butt." She smirked and we began to run stealthily towards the -would be- field of battle. Once there, I spotted Fukoda… I didn't know he'd be here!

"Hey, Fukoda," I beamed, "I didn't think you'd be fighting." "Oh yeah, my father thought it would be wise to have at least one person from the High Officials to aid in battle," he explained, "just to make them all look good." Ah, that makes sense. "So they sent you?" I asked. "Nope, I volunteered," he grinned. "Why?" I blinked at him, why would anyone volunteer for war. "Why, to protect the Kazekage," he stated; I heard him mumble something at the end of Kazekage but I shook it off. I was glad to have my High Official friend here.

"Okay, just don't get too jealous of my awesome lightning skills," I teased. Deidara found me shortly after and ushered me towards the front where I gave Gaara a triumphant look.

Mojo's P.O.V.

Ahahaha, the look on Gaara's face when Kim showed up was priceless! Anyway, the L.O.S., Orochimaru's shinobi from Sound and, surprisingly- or maybe not considering they did try to kidnap Hinata once- the shinobi from Lightning showed up some time later. We were all appalled by the betrayal of Lightning, but honestly, if they wanted to dig themselves into an early grave, so be it. My awesomeness would dazzle them into submission, if not, the awesome might of my Akatsuki will crush them.

Our three groups stood facing our enemy's two; the multiple Trunks' stopped doing the wave and everything was silent. I swear, you could hear a pin drop. It was so tense and everything was so serious. Gaara glared at Orochimaru; Orochimaru glared at Gaara. Kathryn, the shinobi of Konoha, and her allies were poised and ready; Kim, Suna's shinobi, and her allies were likewise. And I stood firm, leading the Akatsuki with Itachi at my side.

And then… there was a loud, and yet, strangely familiar sound that filled the air.

(High Powered Motor… Krista's P.O.V.)

Let's try this again. The ground above me opened up as the spinning platform raised me higher and higher. "Ohohohohohoho!" I laughed; one of my arms was raised dramatically in the air. Oh yeah, much better, I was right in the middle of the two forces.

"What the hell, scrub!?" Kathryn-sensei yelled, "where have you been?" She doesn't even care how much work went into doing this. "Ahaha," I heard my Hurricane Twin laugh, "that's awesome!" "Yeah, you only wish you thought of it!" I beamed. "Noob! Get off the platform and get over here! You're ruining a perfectly serious moment before we start beating the crap out of Orochimaru and his army!"

"But sensei!" I whined, "I arrived in such a cool fashion!" "I don't care!" Kathryn-sensei yelled, "get your butt down here before I come up there and drag you over myself!" Sigh, no appreciation for my hard work what so ever. I lowered the platform and joined the line of Konoha ninja, dejectedly.

"Orochimaru!" Kim's jerk of a husband began, "for murdering the former Kazekage and attacking an honored citizen- jeez he doesn't even call her his wife- we shall annihilate Sound and your allies!" "I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T KILL YOUR FATHER OR ATTACK YOUR WIFE!" Orochimaru shrieked back. Pssh, yeah right, like we'd believe him; the evidence was clear to me, he was just trying to cover his butt. I looked down at Puppy -who had come with Shikamaru- as he sat down beside me.

"Hey Puppy!" I greeted, "your sensei's here too." Puppy woofed back at me, looking towards the Suna faction where Blade sat obediently beside Kimmy. Wow, once you get past the extra fat that came with his age, he really did look noble. He was like Choji!

Puppy's P.O.V.

Yay! Blade-sensei's here! Now I can show off how much I have improved since leaving Mysterious Female's house. I wagged my tail excitedly. I can show him how I perfected the art of chewing the socks of people I don't like and barking at the door even when no one's there to annoy daddy! I bolted towards him, barking, "Blade-sensei!"

"Oh, you're here," he said, looking towards me but not getting up to greet me further. I could understand that, he was an elite ninja-dog he had to look serious and ready. I sat down beside him, as a good student would, and tried to copy his look. "Blade-sensei! I can show you how well I'm doing now," I told him, "I can chew a lot of socks and-"

"This isn't a game pup," he growled, "this is war." War? What does he mean by war? "War is a long fight, Puppy. It's going to be dangerous, for you, me, and our family members," he said, holding his head high. "What do I do, Blade-sensei? I don't know how to fight," I was truthful. Akamaru tried to teach me, but I couldn't quite grasp it. "You must protect the person most important to you at all cost. I will stay by my sister's side, and I suspect you will be by your mommy's. Do not worry, when things get bad let your instincts take over, I'm sure you'll do fine."

Such faith! Now I really needed to prove myself worthy of Blade-sensei's words! I WILL PROTECT MOMMY! I ran back to her, barking excitedly, "Don't worry mommy! No one will hurt you on my watch!"

Naruto's P.O.V.

Man! All this waiting is boring! I want some action! Kathryn told me if I rush into battle first, she'd skin me alive, so I'm stuck waiting to see who will make the first move; Gaara or Orochimaru. I hope someone moves soon or even Kathryn's threat won't be enough to stop me. I heard Orochimaru yell, "Attack!" Finally! Some action!

Gaara's P.O.V.

That fool can't possibly hope to take us out with his tiny army does he? "Your move, Gaara," my brother reminded me. I looked towards Kim, with Blade- now at his feet- beside her. Deidara was behind her, exploding clay already being molded in the mouths on his hands, he was flanked by Baki, Temari and Kankuro; all eager for my word. My eyes then traveled to Konoha and then the Akatsuki; Kathryn and Mojo nodded, waiting for my word. It was, after all, my war. I sighed, turning my attention to on coming shinobi.

"Advance!" I ordered, taking the first step forward, sand from my gourd swirling around me. I saw Kathryn speak briefly to the characters from Gundam Seed before ordering her shinobi, and allies, forward; Mojo and the Akatsuki had already broke into a run towards the enemy. Oh yes, it is a great day for blood.

Neji's P.O.V.

As we stalked forward, Krista came up beside Kathryn. "Umm, I get why you asked most of your allies to come… but why Beyblade? I mean, what the hell can they do?" she asked. "Under my supervision, they have trained a lot for this day," Kathryn's stoic answer came.

Flashback – You thought Kathryn, Kim, Deidara, Shikamaru and the DBZ characters were the ONLY ones training at Capsul Corp.

"Keep it up, noobs!" Kathryn ordered as the characters from Beyblade stood beneath waterfalls- meditating, balanced on bamboo poles, and lifted weights while in the mountainous regions around Capsul Corp.

End Flashback

"It's true," Kai's deep voice came from behind us. "Why do you do so much training? You're freakin' bey-shooters! All you have to do is pull of ripcord out of a launcher and watch your top spin!" Krista yelled, "we never had any training and WE- being Kim and her- beat you." "That's only because you caught us off-guard," Kai defended himself as Tala laughed at the fact that he got beat by rookies. "A ninja is never caught off guard," Krista sneered.

"Noobs! This is serious! Be quiet and get ready to fight!" Kathryn ordered, pulling out a kunai. I watched as Suna engaged the enemy first, followed swiftly by the Akatsuki and then us; briefly I wondered where our Gundam Seed allies went too, but got so focused on the battle that it quickly fled my mind.

In the background, the Ouran High School Host Club set up a resting area for the wounded with Tsunade, Sakura, and Shizune- they provided cakes and tea while our medical ninjas healed the wounds of the injured.

Deidara's P.O.V.

The characters from Wolf's Rain raced past us in wolf form, attacking the enemy with their tooth and claws. I sent clay spiders forward, exploding upon impact with the enemy. Kim and Gaara were fighting side by side; it was kind of cute, especially when Gaara used his Desert Coffin at the same time Kim used her Lightning Spear, saying the jutsu's at the same time. Blade was also at Kim's side, knocking enemy's over and biting them. I never knew he could be so vicious.

Kankuro was using mass amounts of puppets along with Sasori, and Temari used her giant fan to blow ninja's away or to cut them. As her bodyguard, though, I kept most of my attention on Kim; if something happened to her, I was sure to feel the wrath of the Desert Coffin myself.

Suddenly, in the midst of the battle, I heard a loud bang from behind us and four massive robots appeared. Then I heard Orochimaru yell, "OH COME ON!" I can see where he's coming from, first we appear on the field of battle with seventy-three allies from outside of our world, the entire Akatsuki, all of the Konoha shinobi –minus Iruka-, and the shinbi of the surrounding villages. And now we have four giant robots.

"They're Athrun, Kira, Mwu, and Waffels' Mobile Suits," Kim explained, pointing to each of them and naming them, "the Freedom, the Justice, the Strike, and LaGowe." "I see," I nodded. I didn't really get it, but I decided to humor her by pretending I did.

As the battle raged on, we slowly drifted further and further away from our shinobi; our lines fell apart and it became an unorganized blood bath, as most wars do.

Mojo's P.O.V.

AHAHHAHAHA BURN!!! Using fire-style jutsu's was so much fun! "Rising Phoenix jutsu!" I yelled as fire erupted from the ground like an explosion; engulfing several of our enemy in one go. Itachi was close to me, using his Mangekyo Sharingan to his hearts content. Around us the Dragon Ball Z characters fought with their exploding powers; I wouldn't admit it, but I was kinda jealous of them. Sure I could burn people and use fire, but they're sending exploding lights at people. That just was not fair.

And, on top of all that, they can fly! I want to fly!

I decided to take a break from all the fighting to check on how the Ouran High School Host Club was doing at the first aid area. Tsunade and Sakura were there, bustling around and using their medic ninjutsu to heal our forces. Those who had been healed were now recovering in the care of the Host Club, being served tea, cakes, and sandwiches; not to mention, they were also being entertained. I was not particularly surprised to see Ino there; eyeing each Host Club member, minus Hunny, like a piece of meat.

Surprisingly enough, sixteen year old Mimi from Digimon was also there, greatly enjoying being served by Hunny and Mori. Palmon was with her too, talking it up with Hunny. She smiled warmly at Hunny as he broke away from the conversation he was having with Palmon and offered her more cake. It was actually quite cute.

Now back to Ino… who was drooling over Tamaki and Kyouya as they 'entertained' her. I was kinda worried, I mean, the twins were no where in sight. That was not good! ABORT MISSION! FIND TWINS BEFORE THEY CAUSE CHAOS IN THE INFIRMARY!

"Is something wrong, Mojo?" Haruhi asked, walking up to me, carrying a tray of tea. Since she wasn't at Ouran right now, she did not bother to disguise herself as a guy. "Umm, where are Kaoru and Hikaru?" I asked. "Umm… now that I think about it…" Haruhi went into a thinking pose that reminded me slightly of Kim, "do you need them for something?" "No… they're just missing, and it's an infirmary so…" "HIKARU! KAORU!" Wow… for such a usually calm girl… she can really yell.

No response came, now I was really worried.

"YOU TWO!" I heard Tsunade yell. "Oh dear," Haruhi and I muttered at the same time as the troublesome twins came bolting out of one of the medical tents as quickly as they could; looking as though a rabid bull was chasing them. Well, maybe there was, Tsunade's temper was not one to be trifled with. Kaoru was covered loosely in gauze bandages and I couldn't help but sweat drop at the sight.

"What were you two doing?" I felt it was my duty to ask. "We were playing doctor," Hikaru stated with a smile. "Why?" I decided to ask, even though I kinda guessed the answer already. "We felt the medical ninja's could use some entertainment too… but then that scary lady got mad and chased us out with glowing hands. Punching holes in stuff as we ran," Kaoru answered.

Yeah, Tsunade likes to do that on occasion, especially when she's drunk. "You guys shouldn't have been distracting the medical ninja's, they have important work to do," Haruhi scolded, "there are plenty of wounded out here for you two to 'entertain'." "Haruhi," Hikaru whined, "I thought you would be proud of us! Thinking about others."

"You can bother them when they're not working and taking breaks," stated Haruhi. "And when Tsunade's not drunk," I added, though knowing Tsunade that was going to be hard to find a time when she wasn't drunk off of Sake. Content with my check-up on the infirmary- and the twins- I decided to rejoin the war. It was, after all, my civil duty as the leader of the Akatsuki.

Matt's P.O.V.

Yo, Matt here, things are getting pretty interesting in this war. All of our- meaning Sora, Joe, and Izzy- Digimon are in Ultimate form while Tai and mine's are in Warp form. Tk and Kari's have DNA digivolved, so has Davis and Cody's and Yolei and Ken's. Fred is being… well Fred… and Mimi and Palamon are still at the infirmary. Big surprise. Anyway, Kathryn, Mojo, Kim and Krista are fighting somewhat close to one another with a giant dog and a regular sized golden retriever close by.

That weird blond guy with the ponytail is also hovering nearby… I don't get what his deal is. There's another guy hanging nearby too, but we never really got to meet him and all I know is that he's on our side. The giant robots are fighting with Mandara- some giant snake that the leader of the LOS and Sound village summoned.

Metal Gururumon ran up to me as War Greymon flew overhead with Tai. "Things are starting to get dangerous Matt, what should we do?" I hastily climbed onto his back, not one to let Tai show me up. "Let's go," I ordered as we raced into the heart of the battle.

Kankuro's P.O.V.

Everything is getting quite confusing, so hard to keep track of who has had their POV done or not. Anyway, Gaara is starting to fight like his old self… which is kinda scary. I hope he doesn't release Shukaku… Hmmmm, maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing given the situation… I mean as long as he doesn't kill any of our guys right?

Sasori and I are fighting with our puppets together… you know I can never look at him the same ever since Kim and Krista told me that he was actually a puppet. Where do they come up with this stuff? I think I understand why Gaara doesn't really like that those two hang out. They're way too weird together. Uhh, let's see here…

Oh! Fukado, you know that high official dude that always hangs out with Kim? Well, he's hanging by her… again. Hmm, I wonder what his deal is? Since he's a high official we can't be too careful with him, he could be plotting something. After all, the high officials already did try to get rid of her once. And it's no secret that they don't really like Gaara, so I wouldn't be surprised if he's just trying to get close to her to get rid of her or to get at Gaara.

Hmm, or maybe he has the hots for her? Naw, he'd have to be an idiot to try that! I mean, Gaara nearly killed a guy for complimenting her one day.

FLASHBACK

"Oh, hello Kazekage-sama, Kankuro, Kim-chan," a shopkeeper bowed to us. The guy must've been what… late-twenties, early thirties? Well, coming from a guys' perspective, he didn't look half bad for his age.

Gaara merely nodded in hello, as did I. Kim, on the other hand, full out beamed at him and started a conversation. I briefly wondered if Gaara had done something to annoy her. "Hi! How are you? How are sales going?"

"Very well, Kim-chan," the guy smiled, "and might I say, you look very nice today." Kim giggled, "Thank you." Oh boy… now he's done it.

"DESERT AVALANCHE!" Gaara raised his hand, sending a wave of sand at the unsuspecting shop keeper. "WAHHH!" he screamed as the sand crashed down over him.

"Wha- Gaara what was-" "We're leaving," he growled pulling her away.

END FLASHBACK

Oh yeah, that guys has to be some kind of idiot to chase her, so I think we can rule out that assumption.

Neji's P.O.V.

For the time being Orochimaru seemed to be pulling out. We took out a good number of them, but we were not left without casualties. The war would continue, but this was done and now we retreated to the, now grown, medical camp. Every shinobi in our faction that had any abilities in the medical field was ordered to help out.

With Kathryn's help, Goku and Gohan managed to travel back to their dimension and get the famed senzu beans to help speed the healing process of the injured along once Tsunade and/or Sakura had checked on them.

Those who could not used their chakra to help the wounded, resorted to fetching food and water or bandaging minor wounds. Kathryn, Mojo, Krista, and Kim were working the hardest at that task. Although having previous training from Kathryn as her students, this was really their first time using mass amounts of chakra for hours on end and were not trained in the ways of the Medical Ninja. So, while Kim and Kathryn practiced their own form of first aid- since they had training for it, even though Kim's certificate for it has long since expired- Mojo sent the Akatsuki to gather water and Krista delivered it.

And while all that was going on, the Ouran High School Host Club entertained the injured women and the characters from Wolf's Rain scavenged for food, bringing back fish and various types of animals that could be eaten.

Kathryn's P.O.V.

I have to say, I am quite proud how everyone was pulling together to help the wounded. I mean, it was expected of the Sailor Scouts, but to see Yuan and even Yggdrasil casting first aid and other healing spells on the injured was quite a sight. I expected such behavior from Zelos, Kratos, and Raine, but those two really surprised me. I'd have to remember to thank them for that.

After doing all I could to help the wounded, I went to speak with Gaara as his ally. He looked quite stoic as Kim joined us with Deidara, Blade, and that high official that seems to follow her everywhere. "You and Neji are welcome to stay in one of the extra rooms of our mansion." Wow… he actually referred to his mansion as him and Kim's… that was so… weird.

I, however, did not allow my expression to betray my thoughts. "That's most generous of you Gaara, thank you," I said calmly. "It was not my idea," he growled as Kim beamed at me. Ah, I see…

"Come, we're going," he barked at her. She shrugged at me and then followed her annoying husband off the battlefield. Honestly, I don't see why she even cares for him when he treats her that way.

"He's not always like that… just when other people are around," Deidara explained as I voice my thoughts. Somehow, I can't see him being nice… even to his wife. But I took the Suna ambassador for his…

Wait minute… I just had a glorious idea! Deidara is an ambassador but does nothing… yet the title makes it seem as though he is very important… or if he does do something it's keeping relations with Mojo and the Akatsuki. BRILLIANT! I know exactly how to keep Krista off my back about being bored, causing trouble, and complaining about 'whatever' not being fair. I SHALL MAKE KRISTA MY AMBASSADOR TO SUNA! That way she can also visit Kim on occasion…

Oh, Gaara's going to hate me… but it's not like I care. "Come Neji, a comfy bed awaits us," I said as we walked towards Suna.

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