(The next morning, Dorami walked into her living room holding a plate of a half-eaten tamale, and found Jerry laying down on the couch)
Dorami: Jerry!
Jerry: (Tired) Hey Dorami
Dorami: Can you tell me why I found this half-eaten tamale in my bed?
Jerry: Cuz I left it there, give me it.
(Jerry took the tamale and ate it)
Dorami: My bed is a place for me to sleep, not a place for your Mexican fiesta platters!
Jerry: Look, I hear your frustration.
Dorami: And look what I found on the stairs and not in the hamper!
(Dorami pulled out his boxers)
Dorami: Someone's little "I Heart Cheese" boxers!
Jerry: You know I hate that word!
Dorami: BOXERS!!!
Jerry: AAAHHH!!!
(Doraemon walked into the living room)
Doraemon: Hey, can you guys take the fighting upstairs? I wanna watch South Park.
Dorami: God I hate that show.
Doraemon: Why
Dorami: It's not fun to watch kids swearing and killing each other.
(Doraemon scrolled through the TV playlist, and all of his South Park recordings were deleted)
Doraemon: Hey, why aren't there any South Park episodes in my playlist?
Jerry: I deleted them.
Doraemon: Why would you do that?
Jerry: I don't like the playlist menu cluttered up with a bunch of shows I'm not into.
(Doraemon was so shocked that he couldn't speak)
Dorami: Look, if you wanna keep staying here, then no more eating ethnic food in my bed!
Doraemon: Yeah! And no deleting my Comedy Central!
Dorami: And no more boxers on the stairs!
Jerry: I don't like that word!
Doraemon: Well, too bad! Stairs Stairs Stairs!
(Dorami and Jerry looked at Doraemon confused)
Dorami: He meant boxers.
(Doraemon facepalmed)
Doraemon: Now I'm Embarrassed.
(At McDonald's, Harvey was getting mad at Tom for not accepting the coupon he gave him yesterday)
Harvey: How can you not accept my coupon?
Tom: You see the date? Expired.
Harvey: But you gave it to me yesterday!
Tom: Then you should have used it yesterday.
(Then, A CNN News Reporter walked into McDonald's to interview with Tom about what happened yesterday about the criminal)
Tom: Hey CNN, I watch you guys maybe two, three times a year.
CNN News Reporter: Thank You
Harvey: Hey, what's up with this?
Tom: CNN is doing a story about me.
CNN News Reporter: Actually we're doing a piece on the Shadow Hammer, the man who robbed this place.
Tom: I'm the victim.
CNN News Reporter: Right.
Harvey: So, why do they call him the Shadow Hammer?
CNN News Reporter: Because he's never been caught on video. Before he robs a place, he sneaks in and disables the security cameras.
Tom: I had to buy all new cables!
Cameraman: We're Live!
CNN News Reporter: So now that you're the first person to have gotten video on the Shadow Hammer, are you worried that he might come after you for revenge given his violent nature?
(Tom Paused)
Tom: Oh, I'm not the one that got him on video.
CNN News Reporter: Then who did?
(Tom pointed to Harvey)
Tom: Him! My Best Friend Harvey Beaks!
(Harvey's Eyes Widen)
Harvey: No, No, No, No, No, I had nothing to do with this!
Tom: Sure you did! Harvey got these special nerd shades that record video, that's how he-
Harvey: Will You Quit Saying My Name?! I Don't Want That Hammer Dude Coming After Me!
(Harvey grabbed the microphone)
Harvey: (To The Camera) I Had Nothing To Do With This! I'm Not Even Harvey Beaks!
(Piri Piri walked up to him)
Piri Piri: Yeah You Are Num Nums. (To The Camera) Harvey and his family live on the same street as me.
Harvey: No We Don't!
Piri Piri: LittleBark Grove
Harvey: Shhhhh!!!
Piri Piri: Isn't Your Address 8835 LittleBark Road?
Harvey: I'M DEAD!!!
(Harvey's name appeared on the screen)
Tom: Harvey Beaks Everybody!
(Harvey covered his eyes)
(Later that day, Dorami came home after a long day)
Jerry: Welcome Home
(Dorami noticed that Jerry made a huge mess in her kitchen)
Jerry: I made you a sandwich
(Dorami sighed)
Dorami: Listen, I really think that you should move back in-
Jerry: Never!
Dorami: She's your mother.
Jerry: Look, if you don't want me to stay here anymore that's fine, but I'm not gonna go back with my-
(Suddenly, there was a loud knock on the front door)
Dorami: Come In
(A brown mouse with gray hair wearing a white shirt, a pink vest, a red skirt, glasses, a yellow neckless, and pink shoes walked in. That mouse was none other than Jerry's-)
Jerry: MOM?!
Jerry's Mom: I know who I am.
Jerry: Dorami, You Got My Mom-
Dorami: You Guys Have To Make Up!
Jerry: I Don't Want Any Part Of Her!
Jerry's Mom: You Don't Deserve My Parts!
(Jerry walked up to his mom)
Jerry: Why would I want worn out parts?
Jerry's Mom: Cute. Just take a good look at your future baby, cause this is where you're heading.
Jerry: My future's gonna be just fine.
Jerry's Mom: Who told you that, your psychologist?
Jerry: At least I call my psychologist.
Jerry's Mom: Why Don't You Take A Bath?
Jerry: Cause You Didn't Pay The Water Bill!
(Dorami walked up to both of them)
Dorami: See? Now you're communicating.
(Jerry and his mom glared at each other)
End Of Chapter 2
