List of oneshots part 4
chapter 89
Plot: Steve ends up in an all female version of his own world.
Series: American Dad
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It was a normal day in the Smith household, Steve was sitting on the couch trying to find something good to watch on TV.
"Ugh, Netflix has over 5000 shows and movies, yet nothing to watch!" he exclaimed in complete boredom as he tossed the remote behind the couch. "Why can't they have anything good to actually stare at all day, but not actually get invested in?"
Before he could leave the living room and go upstairs to wack it to pornhub, Stan kicked the front door open, charred, scratched, and carried a small box of CIA gadgets.
"I'm home." he let out, dragging himself in with a grunt, but looking satisfied.
"Hey dad, what happened to you?"
"Blame Dooper and his lousy stupid 'chinese folding skills!' seriously! Its because of him that we failed the mission and this worthless junk was the result of it!" he exclaimed in rage.
"What's in it?"
"Eh, just some random garbage we retrieved from some weirdo. Apparently he was some ex-scientist who thought he could 'stretch the very fabric of space and time' or some gibberish stuff, couldn't hear the rest before he started choking on his own blood."
Being curious, Steve went over to the box and pulled out a small strange device that resembled a smoke detector. "Wait, so this guy just so happened to have made a smoke detector?"
"Who knows what he was thinking? All I know is I got stuck taking it back home." Stan spoke with an eye roll dusting off his arms.
"So….can I have it then? It looks kinda cool!"
"Yeah, sure, whatever, go nuts." he said nonchalantly as he walked off leaving Steve alone.
"Wow, I wonder if I can get it to work." he held his chin before heading up to his room where he grabbed a screwdriver from his desk and sat down. "Time to open you up and see what makes you tick."
Steve began to slowly pry the side of the machine open only to get the screwdriver jammed inside of it and caused it to let off green sparks. He dropped it and winced, watching it before the sparks simmered down and stopped. "Phew, didn't need to cause a fire. It was probably just the one time." he sighed content before toying with the machine again, only for it to start glowing green and a massive explosion went off in his room engulfing him in the blast. He flew back and slammed into the wall, sliding down onto the floor and winced in pain as his room lit up like a christmas party.
Soon a loud whirring noise was heard as the device zapped the wall behind Steve and opened a portal which he was sucked into. The device stopped glowing and went completely quiet, as though nothing even happened.
*Elsewhere*
Steve gave a small groan as he sat up. "Ugh…my head, where the hell am I?" he groaned as he saw he was in front of the CIA, making him frown. "Oh what!? Seriously!? Dad was right, that stupid thing was a piece of junk. All it did was teleport me to the CIA!"
Looking around, he dusted himself off and let out an irritated huff. "Great, now I gotta walk all the way back home."
Before he could start walking, he noticed a car pull up and saw someone coming out. Said someone was a woman who looked to be in her 80's, but she had the body of a pristine perfect supermodel. Her face barely had any wrinkles and her grayish white hair reached down to her shoulders. She had a clean and neat black suit on with her legs exposed under a short skirt that made Steve's jaw drop and eyes stare.
"Damn!" he muttered as the woman noticed that something or rather someone was staring at her. Turning her head, she spotted Steve, with her eyes widening in disbelief. Noting this, he snapped out of it and gulped. "Uh….I wasn't staring."
The woman gave Steve a suspicious stare before pulling out a whistle and blowing; as if on cue the entire area was swarming in CIA agents and attack helicopters.
"Uhhhhhhh, maybe I was doing a little staring?" Steve chuckled as he found himself getting hit by a dart to the neck. His eyes started to droop before he fell face down on the ground, passing out in no time.
*Much Later*
"Ugh…." Steve groaned, slowly starting to come around. Before he could open his eyes, he felt someone slap him across the face. "OW!"
"Wake up damn you!" a gruff voice spoke splashing his face with water.
"Ahhhhh! Wait…what? Where am I?" Steve asked as he noticed he was strapped down to a table and wearing a hospital gown. Looking up, she saw the same woman looking down at him with a cold stare. "L-Look, maybe I stared a little, but that's all! I swear!"
"Be quiet! You…uhhh you….uhhh whatever you are!" the woman spoke again, confusing Steve.
"Wait…seriously? I'm a human, like you!" he exclaimed
"A likely story." she scoffed. "You don't look anything like the rest of us. Not to worry though, we plan on doing a thorough scan of your body. I personally think you might be some robot with an odd appearance, sent to spy on us. If you turn out to be one, you'll be killed. If you don't and are actually flesh and blood? Well to be safe, we'll still kill you. Can't be too careful after all." she spoke, lowering a large light above Steve and switching it on.
"I'm telling you I'm human, honest I'm no robot or anything else!" Steve exclaimed as she simply ignored him.
"We'll find out soon enough." she remarked as the light moved across Steve's body, who was shaking nervously and taking note of a few other agents in the room, all of them also hot women, but his mind was too focused on his possible death to think with his other head.
"Director Bullock, we're directing an unusual amount of heat coming from this…thing's body!" one of the agents spoke as Director Bullock could see the bottom part of Steve's gown slowly rising.
"OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT THING!?" she yelled in shock.
"Wait, Bullock?!" Steve cried out with wide eyes as said woman pulled her gun out and aimed it. "WAIT! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT MY DICK!"
"...Wait….your….dick?...what the hell's a dick?" she asked in confusion as the machine began to beep and printed out the results.
"Hmmmm….no way ... .ma'am this thing was right, it is human!"
"But that's not possible."
"The scan confirms it, its DNA and body structure all point to it, but the groin area IS different."
"...I want samples taken to the lab for a thorough diagnosis, now." Director Bullock ordered the agents. All saluted and quickly went off but before taking a sample of Steve's hair to study. She looked at the scared boy and moved near his head. "Alright you, start talking. I wanna know EVERYTHING, or else this…'dick', gets it." she aimed at his tent, making him pale.
"Ok! Ok! I'll talk!" he spoke before taking a deep breath, calming himself down. "My name is Steve and I was trying to see what made this weird CIA smoke detector work and the next thing I know, I'm here! I'm starting to think it was a weird dimensional portal thing!"
"...wait, a dimensional portal thing that looks like a smoke detector?...WAIT! HOLD ON! HOW DID YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON THE UNIVERSAL POWER WARP!?"
"My dad! He brought it and gave it to me!"
"...what is…a dad?" she asked with confusion, making Steve look lost.
"Wait, what do you mean? He's my dad."
"I heard you, but what IS a 'dad'?" she asked again as Steve began to feel more confused.
"Uh…you know, a dad. What you have growing up with a mom."
"A mom? I grew up with two mothers." she raised an eyebrow. "If you found the universal power warp, then…perhaps there's more to it than I believe. I've never seen your body, it's rather different than every other woman."
"Hey! I might be skinny and not all that big, but I'm not a girl, I'm a boy."
"Boy?" Bullock rubbed her chin before her eyes widened. "Wait a minute! I've heard of that before, but…my god." she reached down to start undoing his binds. "Listen to me very closely, if you try to run I WILL shoot, so I expect you to stay and tell me just where you came from."
"Uhhhhhhhhh, Okay?" he sat up and rubbed his neck as she crossed her arms. "Well, I thought I was still back home and figured that weird thing teleported me and that's how I got here. That's when I saw you, but not in a weird way!"
"So you're saying you come from Langley Falls, is that right?"
"That's right." Steve responded.
"And would you say there are others like you with 'dicks'?"
"Yep!"
"It sounds like a stretch, but-" she was cut off as an agent ran back in.
"Director Bullock! The DNA confirmed it." she handed Bullock the papers which she looked over carefully before her eyes widened.
"I…I...I can't believe it." she looked at Steve in awe. "You're…You're truly the real thing!"
"What? What am I?"
"A….male." she read in shock and awkwardness.
"Well…yeah, that's normal." he replied, not looking so lost as Bullock rubbed the top of her head. "What's the big deal?"
"What's the big deal?" she dropped the paper and put her hands on his shoulders. "This is incredible! This is the find of the century! It's something that could change the entire world!" she exclaimed happily as Steve couldn't help but stare at her jiggling rack.
"Uh…oh wow…" he muttered, transfixed on the orbs.
"Oh this is a glorious moment!" she stopped and cleared her throat. "Now then, to clarify by what I mean, I must inform you on how our world operates. You see…uh…what's your name?"
"Huh?" he stammered, snapping out of his trance. "Oh! My name's Steve, Steve Smith!" he smiled.
"Well Steve Smith, I must inform you that this world is composed entirely of nothing but females."
"Wait, what?!" he exclaimed before director Bullock realized something.
"Wait….you said your last name was Smith?...Like Agent Smith?" she asked.
"Uhhhh yeah? In my dimension My dad was a CIA Agent" Steve explained as she gave a thoughtful look.
"Hmmmm Interesting, so you had an Agent Smith for a….what did you call it? Dad?"
"Yeah. You know, a male parent."
"Fascinating. Sorry for sounding weird, but this world hasn't seen a male in several centuries. You see Steve, long long ago an odd genetic mutation occured in humanity, rendering the male gender completely extinct. This caused civil unrest all across the world and would have lead to extinction, but thankfully the best minds came together and found a solution. By splicing female DNA together, they used that as a pseudo-method of making children so our species could continue living."
"So, it's a more scientific and boring way of having kids?" he asked, scratching the back of his head.
"Well it still gets the job done, but yes." she sighed as she noticed Steve was staring at her rack. "...Uhhh, any reason why you're staring at my breasts?" she asked in a confused tone as Steve gave a small blush.
"Sorry…I, uhhhh, hope you don't see me as a Pervert for that." he chuckled nervously.
"...What's a Pervert?"
He stared at her as she looked completely serious. "Uh…you know, someone who comes across as a creep, a weirdo, someone who constantly thinks of sex? Does any of this sound familiar?"
"...Okay, okay you're going too fast, what the hell is sex? We only have Grinding." she spoke, still confused.
"Wait, if you don't know what sex is, then why were you happy to find out I was a guy?"
"Well, old records dating back to before the event happened explained how a man and woman were the ones to help bring life into the world. Sadly though, we don't know HOW they did it, but we know that they were needed together in some long lost 'ritual' that was used far far before our modern technology."
Steve looked away and felt a bit daring. "So…you don't have any pictures or references?"
"Nope, all we've known is cloning, but that's it I'm afraid." she said as this gave Steve a great Idea.
"Well…I'll be willing to show you, but I need a place to stay." he said uneasily and hoped his plan would work.
"Oh of course, it'd be foolish not to give you a suitable place to rest and live. If we want you to integrate with our society, we need to do it easily and naturally. Luckily for you, I might have the perfect place." She spoke, leading Steve out of the labs and into the main CIA Building.
*Office quarters*
Bullock and Steve were walking down the hallway through the cubicles while Steve was eyeing Bullock's ass. He was also noticing the CIA agents all eyeing him in curiosity.
"Fret not, my ladies are highly trained and disciplined, so they wouldn't dare try anything unprofessional around here." she smiled as Steve wasn't listening, still staring at her massive and supple ass until he bumped into her. "Well here we are Steve, meet OUR Agent Smith!" she smiled.
"Say what?" he asked, shaking his head to snap out of it as he looked at the cubicle before his eyes widened and jaw dropped. "Dad?!"
"...What's a Dad? Is that some new food?" she asked, confused as Steve saw (insert picture of female Stan from 'Stan Goes On the Pill' here)
"Agent Smith, this is Steve, apparently he's your child in his dimension." Bullock smiled.
"Say what?!" she let out, standing up and looking Steve over and letting her massive tts bounce as Bullock leaned in near her.
"He comes from a dimension where men exist." she whispered.
"But Ma'am I thought the dimensional portal device was a failure in testing?" she whispered back.
"Apparently he wound up here by sheer accident after tinkering with it. I want you to let him live with you to help integrate him into society. If we straight up tell the world about him, it would cause catastrophic unrest and chaos."
"Yes Ma'am! I won't let you down!" she smiled with a salute as Bullock gave a happy nod.
"Excellent work agent Smith!"
"Should I take him home now or…"
"The sooner the better." Bullock replied.
"Right away ma'am. Come on Steve, I'll show you where you'll be living from here on out." she smiled happily as she gently gripped his hand and led him out the CIA. "So, what's my other counterpart called where you're from?"
"Stan."
"Stan? Huh, sounds kinda bland."
"Well what kinda name do you have?"
"The name's Star, Star Smith." she smiled proudly as she lead him to the same truck his dad had.
"...I don't know why, but that name bugs me." he muttered as they got inside.
"What was that?"
"Nothing, talking to myself." he said quickly as he got into the front seat before Star drove off. He looked out the window and really did see nothing but women all around town going about their days. "Man, out of all the insane stuff I've been in, this takes the cake." Steve sighed, sinking into his seat.
"Not to worry Steve, you're in the greatest country in the whole world and guaranteed to be safe 24/7. As my word as a wife, mother, and a proud republic, I promise."
He looked at Star smiling before raising an eyebrow. "Uh, just out of curiosity, but how do you feel about nerd stuff?"
"...Nerd stuff like what?" Star asked curiously
"Uh…the opposite of sports."
"...You're not making any sense Steve." she spoke as Steve gave a sigh.
"You know…Star trek?"
Hearing this made Star slam on the brakes and cause a heavy stop. "...oh…my god ... .I LOVE STAR TREK!'
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah of course!" she smiled.
"What about larping?"
"You larp!?" Star exclaimed shocked by this
"Hypothetically if I DID, what would you say?"
"Well I would say are you a level 145 or a level 242 Wizard with a phoenix crest and Groo blood armor?" she chuckled.
Steve's mouth dropped open immediately, shaking his head and rubbing his ear. "Um…ok, but what about Dungeons and Dragons?"
"I loved the new movie!"
"What about comic book and anime conventions?" he asked again, getting excited.
"I've been to the last 5 this year."
'Holy shit! She's nothing like dad!' he thought. "So if I started to use certain words from a really geeky franchise that not many would know, you wouldn't get on me about how 'unmanly' it is?"
"...What does 'unmanly' mean?"
He couldn't help but let out a happy cheer and hit the roof of the truck before wincing and hissed, shaking his hands. "Ow ow ow, that one's on me, ow."
"Yeah, why would I not like any of that? Seems to me like it'd be more weird finding someone who wouldn't like at least one of those, at least that's how it's been ever since I grew up here." Star smiled as she kept driving until she pulled up into the driveway. "Well Steve, here we are."
Looking at the house, he didn't see any difference from his old one as they got out and walked to the front door. "Huh so far I'm not seeing anything that's different." he muttered as he walked inside and saw the entire house was…pretty much the same. "Kinda expected something more out there."
"FRANCINE! I'M HOME! AND I BROUGHT A GUEST!" Star shouted at the top of her lungs
"Coming Star!" came the voice of Steve's mom as she came walking out of the kitchen, drying her hands.
Steve's mouth dropped to the floor as he noticed that his mother was now HAWT. Francine was wearing her normal pick gown that was barely holding on due to her tits bulging from her chest. The bottom part was raised up due to the space being taken up, exposing more of her legs to the world. 'Sweet God above!'
"Oh hello there! I'm Francine Smith, Star's wife! It's a pleasure to meet you" she smiled, shaking Steve's hand.
"Uh…ubba…I…ug….oooh…." Steve let out, his brain trying to reboot with his eyes gawking at the chest.
"...Steve, you okay?' Star asked, nudging him in the head.
"Huh?" his mind started to come back before his eyes widened and he averted his gaze and gulped. "Uh….s-sure thing, just peachy." He stammered with a red face.
"Francine this is Steve…and well….he's a male" she spoke uneasily.
"Male?" she looked confused. "But that's impossible, they went extinct."
"Well Steve here is different. Apparently he's not from this universe, but from one that still has males all over the world. Which is why he'll be staying with us for a while, to try and help him integrate with our society."
"Oh! Well Steve, I hope you find yourself comfortable here." Francine smiled as Steve had an idea, but was worried about actually pulling it off…..oh well, yolo.
"Uhhhh, ya know, where I come from, sometimes it's considered appropriate for a woman to show a man her breasts if he asks her to…..so ... .can I see your boobs?" he asked, his horny side winning over his rational side and ignoring how messed up this might seem.
"Oh! Sure thing. If its customary where you come from, then I don't see why not" Francine smiled as she pulled down her blouse and happily showed Steve her titanic sized tits.
"Hummina hummina boner." he let out, eyes nearly falling out of his head as the breasts lacked a bra with Star herself looking proud.
"That's right, my wife's got some of the best breasts in town. One of the many perks of marrying her." she spoke as footsteps were heard coming from the stairs and who should come down but Roger.
"Who ate all the pecan sandies?" he spoke in a bored tone as Star quickly covered Steve's eye.
(Cue studio audience cheering)
"DAMMIT ROGER! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT COMING DOWNSTAIRS WHEN WE HAVE A GUEST!?"
"Relax, relax, I have a Roger in my dimension so I already know" Steve said pulling her hands down.
"Oh, really?" Star looked relieved and sighed as Steve rubbed his chin.
"But just to be safe…quick! How many alter egos do you have?"
"Steve, you should already know the answer to that; you've seen most of them." Roger spoke rolling his eyes.
"Wait a sec…you know me? But how? I came from another dimension!"
"Steve, all Roger's are like a weird hivemind. We know each other and the People they stay with; the only thing that changes are our tastes in drinks. For example your Roger loves Booze while THIS Roger loves Booze!"
"You said Booze twice." Star groaned.
"Yes, but I drink alcohol FREE booze!"
"Wait, hold it." Steve put a hand to his forehead. "So this whole time, you could have literally told me about this? The entire time we've known each other?! Why would you keep quiet on something this big?"
"Okay to be fair, I would have told you but, your Roger wouldn't so if I had to guess he probably didn't tell you cause he didn't feel like it." he shrugged before leaving the room, making Steve roll his eyes.
"Yup, same old Roger, even in another universe." Steve groaned before he realized something. "Hold on, if most women here don't know what a man is…why do you know what gender Roger is?"
"'Cause I got no genitals and even if I did I wouldn't stick'em in any of you!" Roger called from upstairs.
'Well nice to know this Roger has class.' Steve muttered.
"Phew, that's a relief, thought for a second I was gonna have to erase part of your brain." sighed Star just as Hayley came walking downstairs.
"I heard screaming!"
"It's just Roger being Roger, Hayley, now since you're here, say hi to our new guest, Steve." Francine smiled as Steve once again felt his dick trying to free itself as Hayley looked NOTHING like she did in his dimension. For one her tits and ass were double the size whereas Steve's old Hayley was a B cup at best, this one was a solid G cup.
"Hey, what's up?" she greeted with a smile, walking all the way down the steps with each one making her chest bounce up and down.
"Hayley, you need to show Steve your breasts, he said it's a tradition in his dimension" Francine said.
"Dimension? What are you talking about?"
"Steve here is from a dimension that still has living, breathing, males, which he's one of." Star explained.
"Whoa! Is it true that men have these weird laser eyes? Oooh can you breathe fire!? No no no wait! Can you clone yourself?" Hayley exclaimed in an excited tone.
"Uh…no, not really, but that would be pretty badass." he admitted, caught off guard by THIS version of his sister sounding more upbeat.
"Hayley, your breasts?" Francine spoke again as she rolled her eyes.
"Ugh, fine mom." Hayley spoke, lifting her shirt and letting her boobs bounce free.
"See? It's rude to ignore other traditions, especially in front of our new guest." Star spoke, crossing her arms.
"So….uhhhhh ... .where will I be sleeping since I'm staying here?" Steve asked, hoping that they all slept naked together in the same bed.
"Well you can stay with Hayley and Jazz in their room." smiled Francine.
"Jazz?"
"Yeah, my wife." replied Hayley without flinching, making Steve's eyes widened.
'Hold on, Jazz? Married? If my dad is a woman here, then is it possible-' he was cut off as a naked woman with long blonde hair came downstairs with a blunt in hand.
"What up gals? What's going on?"
"Damn it Jazz! I told you to keep that out of the house!" barked Star.
"Jazmine please! Put some clothes on, we have a guest and we don't want to offend him!" Francine frowned as Steve had his mouth dropped and was frozen in place.
"Steve?...you okay? Why is the front of your pants bulging?" Hayley asked gently, poking the bulge.
"EEP!" he jumped and covered his groin, his face heating up like a sauna. "N-N-N-No reason!"
"You sure? Are you feeling unwell?" asked Francine in concern.
"Uhhhh…yeah I just ... .uhhhh have a Boner is all." he chuckled nervously, hoping they wouldn't smack him for being a perv.
"What's that?"
'Damn it1 I keep forgetting they wouldn't have a clue.' "Uhhhhhhh…Its best I tell you all later right now, I'm hungry!" he spoke quickly, changing the subject.
"Oh! Well in that case, I'll get to work on an early supper." smiled Francine before heading back to the kitchen, Steve's eyes catching her ass when she turned.
"Nice Ass." Steve muttered.
"Yeah I know, right?" Star chuckled agreeing with him.
"Soooo ... .who's the chick with the weird pants bulge?" Jazz asked as Hayley facepalmed.
"Jazz, Steve isn't a chick, Steve is a male."
"Oh! Right right ... .what's that?"
"Ugh! This is gonna be a long night." Star groaned.
*Later*
The smiths and their guest were at the dinner table enjoying their food.
"So then I said 'Now that's a Katana!'" Steve exclaimed as they all laughed at his corny ass joke. He smiled, feeling at ease at the fact they weren't groaning or complaining on how geeky it was.
"Oh man Steve that was priceless, and you say nobody in your dimension even liked that joke?" Hayley laughed.
"What can I say? I guess it takes a refined mind to come up with humor most can't get." he boasted with a smirk.
"So Steve, how do you like Francine's meatloaf? I know it's not your Mom's, but my wife is a kitchen wiz!" Star smiled, kissing Francine on the cheek.
"Aw shucks Star." she smiled with a blush.
"It's awesome, I could eat it over and over and still want a fresh helping."
"Well eat as much as you want, you're our special guest after all!" Francine said as she placed another slice of meatloaf onto his plate.
"Thanks mom." he dug into it with a hum before stopping and swallowing. "Uh…I mean…Francine."
"Aw, it's alright if you wanna call me mom Steve."
"Yeah, if memory serves Bullock told me that in your dimension both Francine and I are your Parents." Star smiled. "So really, there's no reason you can't treat us the same as your own family."
"Huh?...I guess you guys are right!" Steve smiled 'SWEET! I hope they don't mind me sleeping in my briefs.' he thought.
"So what's my other self like?" asked Jazz with a bra and panties on, and nothing else really covering.
"Pretty much the same as you, except he doesn't walk around naked 24/7" Steve chuckled, staring at her boobs with no shame whatsoever.
"Alright!" she pumped her fists up, causing her breasts to jiggle.
*Later that night*
Steve was washing his face in the bathroom and grabbed a paper towel to dry his face. 'Alright Steve, first night in an all babe dimension, don't fuck this up!' he thought to sike himself up. 'It's like all those horny fanfics you read over and over when you need a break from the porn videos, except it's completely real.'
"Steve, are you okay in there?" Hayley asked, knocking on the door.
"Yeah, I'm feeling a-ok." he called back.
"Okay just checking!" she said as Steve breathed out a sigh and decided to leave the bathroom.
'Alright, it's showtime' he thought as he made his way to Hayley's room, which looked relatively the same, minus all the clothes tossed around and the naked Jazz already there without trying to cover herself.
"Oh Hey Dude, c'mon up, the beds nice and warm!" she smiled, patting the spot next to her.
'Don't pop a boner, don't pop a boner, don't pop a boner.' Steve thought desperately as Jazz leaned downward. Her boobs brushed against his face just as Hayley walked in wearing nothing but a lavender colored and scented thong.
"Oh hey Steve, see you got all comfy huh? Well scoot over I'm getting in next!" she smiled as she slid next to Steve making her boobs brush up in his face as well.
'Good god above! It's like a fourth of my wet dreams! Minus one of them being my sister!' Steve thought as his boner started to come back to life.
"Uhhh Babe? Steve's got that weird Bulge thingy going on again." Jazz pointed out as Steve finally had enough and knew…it was time to FUCK.
"Yeah, wanna touch it?" he asked with a grin.
"Wait, touch what?" Hayley asked him.
"My penis, I'll bet you'll get a real kick out of seeing what it looks like." Steve smiled hoping this would work as he pulled the waistband of his briefs down and let his dick stand tall and free.
"WHOA! HOLY SHIT…..DUDE! WHAT IS THAT THING!?" Jazz exclaimed as for some reason she started to feel hot from seeing his dick.
"This, my good lady, is a dick." he spoke simply.
"Wait…a dick?...hmmm I think I read about this in a Book once Men used them for using the bathroom and…something else? Dammit I can't remember." Hayley spoke.
"Not to worry, I'm gonna give you first hand experience~"
"Ooooh Oooh I wanna experience it first!' Jazz exclaimed.
"Alright Jazz, first you have to put it in your mouth ... .WITHOUT BITING IT!"
"Wait, so…like a hotdog?"
"Yeah exactly, like a Hotdog. Once you put it in your mouth you have to start sucking and licking on it like a lollipop." he explained as Hayley pulled out a notepad and began to take notes.
"Man, I could go for one right now." muttered the stoner chick, leaning down and opened her mouth, sliding the tip into her mouth and getting a groan out of Steve who jumped.
'My first ever Blowjob! Awesome! Porn and Hentai knowledge don't fail me now!" he thought happily as he enjoyed what Jazz was doing. "Awww yeah this feels amazing! You know you can suck faster and way harder..right?" he urged with a smile.
"Gotcha." she let out in a muffle before trying to suck harder and move her head up and down quicker.
"Ahhhhhhh! Yeeeeaaaah!" Steve shuddered happily, feeling her mouth suckle and drool all over his shaft all while Hayley watched with intense interest.
'Is it really that sensitive just by sucking on it? Reminds me of sucking on Jazz's tits.' she thought while writing more notes.
"Awww fuck yeah!" Steve threw his head back, putting a hand on Jazz's head and pushing her down to take more of it in. "That's what I'm talking about!"
"Ooooooh forceful!" Hayley spoke with intrigue, writing down what she was seeing.
'Holy cow! This got bigger!' thought Jazz, who stuck her tongue out and accidentally brushed it across the tip.
"Agughgughguggggegehegrhtyhghjjuuu!" (an actual sound I make when I bust a nut) Steve babbled as without warning he blew his load deep into her mouth.
Jazz's eyes widened with her mouth swelling up from the hot and salty tasting liquid that was gushing out from his dick.
"Ahhhhhhh!...so good" Steve shuddered with a smile.
Jazz quickly pulled away and managed to swallow it all down and let out a loud gasp. "HOLY SHIT…WHAT WAS THAT…and where can I get more!?" she exclaimed with a huge wide smile as Hayley saw the white liquid oozing down her chin.
"That…was….my jizz…." Steve explained as the stoner girl gave a confused look.
"Wait? Jazz?"
"No, Jizz! You know semen, sperm? Cum!"
"Ooooh! Now I get it." Jazz explained as Hayley rolled her eyes.
"She really doesn't, but I do. So Men have cum as well huh?"
"Yup, and I've got loads more left." Steve spoke with Pride clear in his voice as he directed his dick to Hayley.
"Whoa!...so this is a penis. I only heard stories about these, like how some get as big as an elephant trunk!"
"Uh…yeah, yeah! Exactly." Steve chuckled as Hayley gently grasped it.
"Whoa it's so warm and wet….so I just have to suck it?"
"Well there IS another way to please a dick"
"How?"
"Easy wrap your boobs around it!" he grinned eagerly as she turned to look at her chest.
"My boobs?"
"Yeah, wrap them around and just rub it up and down with them."
"Uhhhh Ok." Hayley said doing as such all while Steve gave a happy shudder.
"Oh hell yeah…" he leaned back on the bed, his dick staying rock hard from the soft mounds.
"Am I doing a great job Steve? Cause I can feel your dick twitching and it's leaking this weird clear stuff!"
"That's just precum, go ahead and give it a try."
Hayley eyed the clear liquid and gave the tip of his dick a small lick and she was blown away by the taste. It was both salty, but had a compelling under taste to it. "Hmmmm kinda taste like taffy." she mused as she kept licking and rubbing her boobs around his dick. Soon Hayley began to drool and lick more. "So good…want to taste more~" she moaned softly.
"Well don't hold back on my watch, go nuts." Steve said only to throw his head back in a moan as Hayley began to slowly his dick and deepthroat him. 'Oh sweet god almighty! I'm getting blown by another version of my sister, and it's fucking hot!'
"Awwww, no Fair babe; I want more of his dick top!" Jazz whined as Steve held Hayley's head down close to his crotch before he started to cum into her mouth.
"...Hayley don't swallow, I have an Idea you and Jazz are gonna love" he panted. "Jazz, come closer to Hayley and start making out. Hayley, you try and push some of my cum into her mouth and share."
"...Wait share? How's that work?" Jazz asked.
"Just start kissing her." Steve deadpanned as Jazz gave a shrug and did as she was told and was shocked by Hayley forcing his cum into her mouth. "...Alright Ladies, time for the next lesson!...Hayley lay on your back and I'll stick my dick in your pussy!"
She moaned and pulled back from Jazz, licking her lips with a glazed look in her eyes before getting on her back and spreading her legs, her snatch being shown and looking soaked.
"...Okay Hayley…..you sure you're ready for this?" he rubbed his dick, having to keep it together a bit longer. "'Cause once I start? I might not be able to stop."
"Sure Steve, go ahead I don't mind." she spoke simply.
"Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you." Steve shrugged as he stuck the tip of his dick inside of her and rammed it deep into her pussy. "AHHHHH! HOLY SHIT! THIS FEELS AMAZING!" Steve screamed, finally happy he got to feel the sensation of Pussy.
"FFUUUCCCCK!" Hayley screamed, wide eyed as a bulge formed in her body with Jazz wide eyed.
"Oh my god! Babe! Are you ok?!"
"OKAY!? I'M BETTER THAN OKAY! I'M FUCKING OVER THE MOON!" Hayley screamed in pure unbridled pleasure. "MY BODY FEELS LIKE IT'S ON FIRE!"
Jazz was amazed at the sight she was seeing as she could feel her loins moisten in excitement.
"Aw hell YEAH!" Steve roared out, pulling back slowly, the inner walls clenching around the girth before he stopped and pushed right back in.
"I can Feel you! Deep inside!' she moaned, feeling Steve's hips slap against hers as he reached down and squeezed her boobs hard.
'FINALLY! I'M NO LONGER A VIRGIN! OH MAN IF SNOT AND THE GUYS COULD SEE ME NOW!' He thought enjoying himself. 'FORGET IT BEING A DIFFERENT VERSION OF MY SISTER! HER PUSSY IS TOO DAMN GOOD TO IGNORE!'
While Steve was plowing the shit out of Hayley, Star and Francine were in their bed hearing everything go down.
"OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!"
"Um….Star?"
"Yeah Hon?"
"Do you think….we should try and sleep in the garage?"
"...Nah lets…uhhhh Let's just wait this out."
"YEAH! YOU LIKE THAT?! YOU LIKE MY FAT COCK IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE CUNT?!"
"YES! YES! YES! I WANT MORE!"
Star and Francine tried to close their eyes, but the screaming and sound of the bedframe slamming against the wall didn't seem to be stopping.
*Back with Steve*
The wet slaps echoed throughout the house and the rocking of the bed shook the entire wall.
"Fuck! Hayley, I'm cumming!" he grunted, slapping her breasts as he pounded her. "I'm gonna let it all inside!"
"DO IT! DO IT! LET IT ALL OUT!" She screamed.
Steve buried all the way inside before his dick twitched and he felt his jizz explode inside. "Ahhhhh! Fuck yes!" Steve grunted, biting down on his bottom lip.
Hayley let out a scream like a two bit whore, arching her back from the pressure hitting her deepest part, reaching her uterus.
"Oooooohhh!...so ... .this is what….a Man feels…like." Hayley shuddered softly.
"Damn babe, what does it feel like?" Jazz asked with three of her fingers stuffed inside her pussy.
"A….A…Amazing!' she moaned softly as she crossed her legs to keep the splooge from spilling out.
"Oh woman, now I want a turn!" she spoke with eagerness, Steve panting, but his dick still rock hard.
Hearing this made Steve smile, getting laid twice in one night? If he didn't know any better, he could swear this was some lame fanfic written by two weirdos in their 20s! "Don't mind if I do, but now that I've got one load out, I'm wide awake and have plenty more to share."
Jazz eagerly spread her legs wide open and waited for Steve to take the plunge. "You can get nice and rough, I do a LOT of stretching when me and Hayley go at it."
"I gotta warn you Jazz those toys aren't compared to the real deal." he said.
"You sure? I've taken a lot of toys in me."
"Positive!" he lined the tip up with her opening and didn't wait before he started to push into it.
"Ahhhh!" She gasped, feeling herself being stretched out. "Holy shit! This beats a dildo by a mile!"
"I told you!" Steve let out, hands going to her tits as he started groping and squeezing them and slamming his dick all the way inside of her.
"HOLY SHIT!" she screamed, Steve not waiting to pull back and drive back in with a grunt.
"You're even Tighter than Hayley!" he grunted as he reared his hips back and slammed into her harder than he did Hayley.
"OH FUCK ME! IT'S RIPPING ME APART!"
"Damn right it is!" Steve smirked as Hayley began to finger her pussy to dig out and eat the cum oozing out of her.
"Ahhh, I could get use to this all day~" she moaned, sucking on her fingers to clean them all off.
"Fuck! Jazz! I'm cumming!' Steve grunted
"DO IT! FILL ME UP LIKE A DONUT!" Jazz shouted wanting the same cremepie he gave her wife.
Steve slammed inside one last time before a fresh load gushed deep deep inside her hungry cunt.
"AHHHHH!" She moaned happily as Steve gave a tired pant and fell backwards onto the bed.
"...Soooooo…Tired" he groaned, his boner finally going down. "I ... .never…let so much….out like that…." he chuckled softly as Hayley went over and laid on his chest followed by Jazz.
"Wait, what do you mean so much? Don't you like get a bunch of girls where your from?" Jazz asked.
"You kidding? Where I come from, I'm nothing but a total geeky loser in their eyes. They'd rather go after bigger guys who either play sports or total douchebags."
"Wow…honestly that sounds awful. Like, what sorta self respecting woman would date some stupid meathead thinking just because he's tough he's good in bed?" Hayley asked as unbeknownst to her every single woman back in Steve's dimension that he knew (yes even his Hayley) all collectively sneezed.
"I keep asking myself that. I even tried a few times to be cool, confident, popular, the stuff they're into, but somehow I end up back where I started. I mean, I've been lucky a few times, but they don't last that long."
"Wow. Well Steve, if it makes you feel better, I'd gladly date you…if that's alright with you Hayley?" Jazz asked
"You kidding? If you didn't say something, I would have beaten you to the punch." she chuckled.
"Wait, you two actually wanna date me? Like, actually be my girlfriends?" he asked clearly confused
"Yup."
"...even though you KNOW I'm your brother in my old world, right?"
"Jokes on you, we're into that shit!" Jazz chuckled
"Besides, hooking up with family is no big deal here."
"Seriously?!" he exclaimed not believe what he was hearing.
"Yeah, we're serious, it's all good Steve; if anything other girls might get jealous of this." Hayley giggled sweetly.
'Wow…never thought I'd actually get my first AND second girlfriend in a single day! I wonder what else is gonna happen?' he thought. "Well, when you put it like that, sign me the hell up!"
*The Next Day*
Steve woke up with a Yawn and saw that Hayley and Jazz were gone and that's when he also started to smell something delicious. He sat up and stretched, but took note of his dick out with dry fluids on it, proving that he did NOT dream it all up. "Okay so NOT a Dream after all, but I wonder what the Other version of Mom is making?' he wondered as he hopped out of bed and made his way downstairs to the kitchen where he saw not Francine, but Rather another woman with large Blonde pigtails and wearing an orange apron, although what really shocked Steve was that she was buck ass nude, but something he really noticed was a fish tattoo smack dab in the middle of her left buttcheek.
'Hot damn! Who's that piece of ass?!' he thought as he got an Idea. Sneaking in quietly, he went behind the mysterious woman, Licked his palm, and gave her ass a hard slap.
"OOOOH!" She gasped as she turned around and smiled. "Oh! You must be Steve! Star and Francine told me all about you!"
"That's my name, now why don't you tell me yours? Or are you a nudist burglar who likes cooking?" he wiggled his eyebrows, his body filled to the brim with confidence.
"Hehehhehehe, you are a cutie. Well my Name is Kalinka and yes I am a Nudist…but sadly I am under house arrest." she spoke with a smile and a small grumble.
"What's a fine piece of ass like you doing in trouble? Is this butt a deadly weapon to the inexperienced?"
"Heheheheh, no you big Silly! The CIA didn't want Germany to win the 1999 gold olympic medal so instead I was taken as 'incentive' for Germany to drop out of the olympics and I've been here ever since. Star wanted to put me in the body of a goldfish, but thank goodness for Francine who convinced her otherwise. Luckily I'm not a complete prisoner here; I can come and go as much as I please, but I can't leave the States without Star accompanying me" she huffed as Steve heard some glass breaking inside of his head when he realized EXACTLY who this is.
"Uh….did you just say a goldfish? And you said you're a german athlete?"
"FORMER German Athlete and yes, a Goldfish. However, Star did agree to let me get this cute little tattoo of one you see on my ass hehehe…I call it Klaus!" she smiled showing off her ass tattoo to Steve as he saw it looked EXACTLY like Klaus.
"KLAUS?!" he let out, his confidence crashing down as his brain immediately felt like it shut down.
"Oh…are you alright? Would you like something to drink?" she asked quickly as Steve immediately had to sit down in a chair.
"Uh…y…yeah…" he nodded. 'Oh my god! I just made the moves on this version of Klaus?! Oh that's not fair! Why did this world have to make hi-HER so hot!?' he thought as Kalinka grabbed a nearby Glass and held it up to her nipple and began to squeeze out breast milk into the glass, filling it to the rim.
"Here you are, drink up!" she smiled.
'...Fuck it, she's getting Muh Meat!' he thought as he happily took the glass and downed the drink. It had a more sweet flavor to it compared to cow's milk, making him moan and put it down with a sigh of relief. "Now that's some DAMN good milk."
"Dankah! I've won many awards for my sweet cream breast milk. Francine uses it for all of her deserts!" she smiled.
"But it ain't enough." he stood up, a grin forming as he felt his dick coming back to life and stand at attention, making the woman's eyes widen. "I wanna drink straight from the tap."
"...Drink from the Tap? What does that mean?"
"This." walking up to her, he cupped her breasts and started kneading them, getting a moan from her before latching his mouth on one of her nipples before he started sucking.
"Ahhh!...I…I…I didn't know where you came from!" she gasped, feeling Steve gently nibble and chew on her nipple as he drank more of her breast milk. She felt one of his hands reach down and squeeze her ass, his dick rubbing against her leg and feeling nice and warm. "Oh! What was that!?" she gasped
"It's called my not so little friend, and he wants to say hi." he smirked as she looked down and gasped .
"So…this is the…what did Hayley call it?...Penis?"
"I prefer fat cock, give it a feel." Steve smirked as Kalinka gave a small nervous gulp and gently grasped his dick.
"Wow…it's..warm." she shuddered, feeling her loins moisten and wetten.
"And it wants attention, like your fat tits." he moved to the other nipple and started sucking it, but rougher.
"Ahhhh!" she moaned as a small plume of smoke began to fill the kitchen. "Oh no! My french toast is burning!" she cried as she quickly stood up and rushed over to the stove and was able to save the food. "Phew, that was a close one."
While Kalinka was placing the food onto a Plate, Steve had walked up behind her, placed his dick in between her legs and began to rub her pussy with it. She jumped and turned her head with Steve chuckling.
"That ain't the only thing burning right now." he said in her ear as he began to tease her slit.
She moaned with her legs buckling, making her try and keep it together with her pussy getting even more wet. "Ahhh! That feels amazing!" she moaned softly, loving the warm feeling.
"Yeah, I'll bet you haven't felt anything this good in your life."
"No, not at all!" she gasped as Steve moved back and prodded her wet slit with the tip of his cock.
"Tell me, ever stuffed yourself with a dildo?"
"Once…or twice!" she stammered.
"Well you won't need one after I'm done with you." Steve told her as he jammed his dick deep into her snatch.
"MEIN GOODNESS!" she screamed in pleasure as she could feel her stomach being stretched out.
"HELL YEAH BABY!" Steve groaned, his dick rock hard completely and full of fresh energy.
"AHHH! SO BIG!" Kalinka moaned as loud wet slaps echoed throughout the kitchen.
"DAMN RIGHT IT IS! I'M GONNA POUND YOUR TUNA AGAIN AND AGAIN!" Steve grunted as he slammed into her harder with each thrust. "You want breakfast? Well here's a big 'ol sausage just for you!"
"Ahhhh! I can feel you in my lower intestines!"
"Oh yeah? Well feel this!" he slapped her ass cheeks as he slammed in and out, making her cry out louder.
"Ahhh fuck!" she moaned as they heard the front door open and Star walked into the kitchen.
"Morning." she greeted, bags under her eyes before she let out a yawn and didn't seem caught off guard or bothered as she went to fill up her cup with coffee. "Have a pleasant night, Steve?"
"Oh yeah! It…was…..GREEEEEAT!" Steve moaned as he reached his Climax and came deep inside of Kalinka.
"AHHHHHHHH!" she screamed, nearly falling down if she didn't catch herself on the counter as she felt spurt after spurt filling her pussy up. "FFFFFFFFFUUUUCK!" Kalinka moaned, feeling her knees getting weak as she could feel the warm ooze filling her snatch.
Steve slowly pulled out, his dick growing semi-soft before he sat down and spared Star an embarrassed smile. "Uh…sorry, I couldn't really help myself. Me and Kalinka were just getting to know each other."
"It's fine Steve, Francine and I heard you, Hayley, and Jazz go at it like rabbits last night!" she chuckled.
"Oh…uh….how long?"
"The whole time." she replied before yawning and had to take a big sip from her cup. "I've heard those two go at it, but that? That was a new record."
"Oh ... .wow…this is awkward," Steve muttered.
"No need to be embarrassed Steve; you're a Man, I'm sure in your world you have loud sex all the time right?" Star asked.
"Well….uhhh actually no…until last night I was a virgin" he explained
She had been in the middle of a sip before doing a spit take. "What?!"
"Yeah, until last night all I had was internet porn to jerk it to."
"...What's…Internet Porn?...we have Porn on DVDs and VHS tapes" she said confused
His jaw dropped with eyes widening, looking at Star like she punted a dog. "WHAT?! How is that possible?!"
"What's wrong?,,,,also Kalinka if the mess isn't cleaned up then I'm making you sleep outside." Star spoke to the german who was laying on the floor.
"I'm….on….it…."
"How can you have the internet, but not use it for porn?!" Steve exclaimed as Star just shrugged.
"I don't know, guess we never thought of just…doing it."
Steve looked down at his plate, mind trying to come to terms with that, right as Francine walked in with a yawn.
"Good morning everyone ... .what I miss?' she groaned while stretching.
"Steve and Kalinka went at it, and he was telling me about 'internet porn'."
"I mean, if you can watch cat videos and assholes getting hurt for laughs, how has nobody thought of putting people boning on the internet for everyone to see?!"
"...Wait? That's a thing in your world?" Francine asked as Steve sighed and pulled out his phone to show them.
"Yeah, see?" he scrolled through his list before touching one and held it out to Francine and Star while Kalinka cleaned up the sperm with the porno starting.
"Mmmm, you got quite the dick."
"Thanks, and you got a rockin' pair of knockers."
"Let me show you what else I'm rockin'~"
The smith women were shocked and blown away by the porno that they were seeing.
"Whoa! She's really taking it!" Star exclaimed.
"And the video is so clear without any grain!" Francine let out.
"Yeah, they've got thousands of stuff like this back home. You can find pretty much anything you want to get off to on the internet."
"I can't believe no one's ever thought of using the internet for porn. This is an amazing discovery!" Francine exclaimed. "Steve, are all women like this back in your world? Seriously, she's really going crazy on his dick and worshiping it like he's a king!"
"Well actually….(HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MISTER!)
'Huh? Who said that?'
(Me, your penis! Don't you see this is the perfect opportunity to get everything you want in life!)
'Explain'
(Simple, just tell them that your world is EXACTLY like the Porn! That way you'll have an entire planet of horny women at your beck and call!)
'Wait, wouldn't that already happen without me showing this off?'
(Dude, think about it. What's more important? A peaceful boring world where everything is the same except you get pussy and boob? OR a world where Women kiss the ground you walk on, will gladly open their legs when you tell them to, and even cosplay as the hottest anime chicks you know and lust over!?)
'...once again dick, you make a very convincing point, I'll do it!'
(Hold on, wait a sec, we gotta see if the old ladies in this world are as hot as a silver fox. There's no way I'm going in a walking pile of loose old smell!)
'Good call.' "Hey mom? Just out of curiosity, but what are the really old girls like?"
"Hmmm? Oh! That's right, you're new here; well Older Women like Mah-Mah Stop aging when they turn 45 so aside from a few face wrinkles and gray hair they don't get elderly." she explained.
"Uh…ok I'm gonna need to see a pic of her for later." he gulped. 'YES! Did ya hear that dick!?'
(Yeah I did. Still I'm not too sure. I just wanna see some proof first!)
"Why wait till later? I have a Picture of her right here on the wall." Francine smiled, handing Steve a picture of her adopted Mother and much to Steve's external shock, she resembled an Asian porn star, huge knockers and all.
(Okay that's proof enough. GO STEVE! MAKE THIS WORLD YOUR OWN!)
Closing his mouth, and feeling his dick grow fully hard under the table, he looked at the two with a smile. "Yes, this porno is EXACTLY what they're like back in my world, one hundred percent on the mark."
"Really? They're all just loose whores who just suck dick when a man asks them to?" Star asked, suspicious about what he was telling her.
"Don't believe me? Then ask Roger"
"Maybe I will. Roger! Get down here!"
"Don't have to yell, I'm right here." the alien opened the cupboard doors out before rolling out and hit the floor. "Ow! My face."
"Roger, what were you doing up there?" asked Francine.
"Huffing Paint and smoking the last of the cool ranch doritos in this Bong, so what's up?"
"Can you clear something up? Steve here is telling us women in his world are quick and eager to spread their legs or suck dick without hesitation, is that true?"
"Depends ... .what do I get out of It if it's true?" he asked, looking towards Steve.
"All expenses paid for a 5 month Trip around the world with unlimited booze and drugs." Steve spoke bluntly as he rolled his eyes. No matter the dimension, Roger was still Roger after all.
"Then yes it's all true, especially his version of Hayley. Seriously, she'd open her legs for anyone, even a Koala!"
"My word." Francine let out with Star rubbing her chin as she looked at Steve who started to sweat seeing her eyes narrowed.
"...Hmmmmm, well Roger has lied to me before in the past, but he's also been truthful to me as well; So…I'll take his word for it" Star smiled.
Steve let out a sigh of relief while giving Roger a thumbs up under the table who walked off to finish up his bong.
"So now that we know the truth about Steve's world….what now?" Kalinka asked.
"Well, might I make a suggestion?" Steve let out, looking at Star and Francine. "Since you two heard what happened, perhaps I could help teach you what happened? A little hands on learning to see what it's like with a male."
"Ooooh! That sounds Fun!" Francine exclaimed.
"Well count me in, if I couldn't get any sleep, might as well see how it works." Star shrugged.
"Well in that case, the first thing to know is how to do a blowjob." he smirked, scooting his chair back to show his bare cock in full view.
"A…what now?" Francine was confused about this and was about to ask more questions when Hayley walked into the kitchen.
"Sorry we left you Steve, Jazz got the munchies and…oooh a Morning blowjob? You're such a bad boy~"
"I was just about to teach these two, but since you're here, you can help show them sis."
"With pleasure! C'mon Jazz!" Hayley smiled, getting on her knees.
"Sweet!" Jazz followed behind as they stared at the dick in front of them before leaning in close and didn't hesitate before running their tongues up and down it.
"Ahhh yeah best way to start the afternoon." Steve shuddered happily.
"It's morning."
"Still damn good." he leaned back with Francine and Star watching the two as they licked it up and down on both sides with the dick leaking out fresh precum.
"So…this is a Blowjob? You're just licking it." Star spoke. "Doesn't look too hard."
"That's part of it." Steve moved his dick down to Hayley who opened her mouth and began sliding her mouth over it.
"Oooooh! She's sucking on it!" Francine awed.
"Oh! Idea." Jazz moved her head down under the dick, getting close to Steve's balls before she started licking them.
"Ahhhh! Fuck yes!" He moaned as he pat Jazz on top of her head. "That's a good girl!"
"Damn, that's pretty hot…" muttered Star as she watched her daughter struggle to fit the dick in her mouth.
"Yeah I know, it's getting me a little aroused" Francine gulped.
"Thatta girl Hayley, choke on that dong." groaned Steve, putting his hand on her head as she pulled back and moved back forward, repeating the pattern while letting out moans.
"...Star? I'm gonna be honest…I wanna try this." Francine spoke.
"Yeah, wouldn't mind giving it a taste myself."
"Ahhhh! Shit girls I'm gonna cum, ya gotta pull away and fast!" Steve warned as they did what he said and watched as he grabbed his dick and began to jack himself off, spraying his load all over Star and Francine.
Both of them were taken back by the jizz hitting them, some of it hitting them right in the mouth.
"...Hope you both enjoyed the Cumshot." he chuckled tiredly.
"Steve! Warn a girl next time." frowned Star, looking at the sperm with her fingers. "So…what is this stuff called?"
"It's called Sperm Mom, but Steve here says it's also called Cum." Hayley explained.
Francine licked some around her lips and hummed. "Salty, but tangy, I like it!"
"Hmmmm, yeah you're right!" Star smiled.
'Well Ladies ... .care to try it?' Steve taunted, waving his dick around.
"Me first!" Francine spoke up before Star.
"No fair!" Star Huffed as Steve chuckled.
"Why don't you both give it a try at the same time?" he suggested. "I got plenty of dick to go around."
"Well okay, if you say so!" Francine said getting on her knees along with Star as they both stared at his dick with intrigue.
"How the hell do you fit this in those pants?" wondered Star.
"I ask myself that everyday!" He watched the two as Francine leaned in and started licking with Star following behind, reaching up to give his balls a feel.
"Whoa, so warm!" Star awed as Francine began to lick faster. "It's like holding a pair of chestnuts on an open fire."
"Yeah and the best part is you can suck on them too!" Steve smiled as Star gave a shrug and began to do so.
"Oooh, yeah mommy…" Steve moaned. Never in his life would he imagine his mother ever sucking his dick and balls. Or getting this kind of treatment from TWO of them, not even in his wet dreams.
"This tastes amazing!" Francine let out, lapping at the dick up and down with the musky scent getting her pussy nice and hot.
"Yeah! His balls taste amazing too!" Star exclaimed, loving the sour taste of his nutsack.
"Well you're gonna love this." Steve grabbed Francine by the hair and angled it upward before straight up stuffing his dick right into her mouth without warning. "AHHH FUCK YEAH!" Steve exclaimed, blown away (pun very much intended, eat me!) by Francine's mouth as she went wide eyed, but the taste and scent kept her from stopping and closed her eyes before her tongue started licking around the tip..
"Can't!...*SLURP*...Stop!...*SHLORP*...want!...*SHLOORPT*...MORE!" Francine moaned.
Star was briefly caught off guard and watched as her wife bobbed her head up and down the dick while making moans that were louder than anything she'd heard while in bed.
"Fuck Mom! If you keep that up I'm gonna!..." Steve warned as he shoved her head down onto his shaft and climaxed deep in her throat.
"MMMM!" she let out, her throat expanding out as his fresh load shot down it, making her gag and almost pull back, but Steve's grip held her in place.
"Al….most….done!" he grunted as his dick pulsated pumping load after load into her stomach. When he felt his dick start to slow down, he let go and let Francine pull off, gasping and coughing to try and get air back. "...Man…that had to be the biggest load I EVER gave out!" he panted with a smile as his dick still stood tall.
"Hmmm, looks like you could give out a load much bigger than that!" Star chuckled. "And this time, I'LL be the one getting it." she smiled as she began to strip naked.
"Alright Mom, just be careful" Steve told her. "This fella might be a BIT much for ya."
"Oh please. You're talking to the gal who shot 12 terrorists with a single bullet in Malaysia while blindfolded and with both hands tied behind her back while surrounded by a pool of sharks with laser beams on their heads!"
"...Star that was Agatha Powers 7." Francine sighed while licking her lips and shuddering over the taste settling in her mouth.
"Hey! I could do it too ya know." she huffed with a red face. "Point is Steve I can take it! So stick it in me!"
"Might wanna brace yourself against something, 'cause when I start, I'm not stopping." Steve warned again.
"Steve? JUST STICK IT IN!" She exclaimed.
"Alright, you asked for it." he spoke simply before ramming his dick deep into her cooter.
"AMELIA!" Star screamed so loud she cracked a few windows….and Roger's booze bottle.
"NOOOO! MY RUM!'
"YEAH! I told you so bitch!"
"PULL IT OUT! PULL IT OUT! ITS TO BIG!"
"OH NO! I TOLD YOU ONCE I START, I AIN'T STOPPING!" Steve reared his hips back and slammed into Star over and over "You didn't wanna listen? Well listen to the sound of me pounding your cooch!"
Steve's wet slaps echoed all throughout the house, his balls hitting Star's clit with each heavy and hard thrust. She was gritting her teeth and holding onto the wall with Francine watching it with awe, mesmerized by the dick sliding in and out of her wife's cunt.
"SO….ROUGH!...AND…..STRONG!' Star moaned, feeling her lower stomach being stretched with each slam into her pelvis.
"YEAH! HOW'S IT FEEL TO TAKE A REAL DICK?! I'LL BET YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH NOW!"
"YES! YES! FUCK ME MORE! HARDER! HARDER!" Star cried out while Francine started fingering her own cunt at the sight.
"How's it feel to take a dick? I'll bet it's better than any kind of scissoring you and mom did, isn't it?" boasted Steve, slapping Star's ass without slowing down.
"AHHHH! WAY BETTER! IT'S EVEN MORE FUN!'
"DAMN RIGHT!" Steve grunted slamming into her harder, trying to penetrate her womb.
"OH FUUUUUCK!" Star cried out, sounding like a whore with how loud she was screaming. Each thrust that dug in deeper was making her body cry out for more.
"FUCK MOM! I'M CUMMING!" he sped his thrusts up with a grunt. "I'M GONNA LET IT ALL OUT INSIDE!"
"DO IT! LET IT ALL OUT IN ME! FLOOD MY FIELDS!"
He gave one last thrust before burying himself balls deep and started unloading right at her womb. "ARGGGGGGGGGUUUGHHHHHHH!" Steve grunted as after about 2 mins of cumming, he finally finished and pulled out, collapsed on the floor; dead tired, his dick finally having gone flaccid.
Star herself gasped and slid down against the wall, the hot sperm leaking out of her pussy and forming a puddle on the floor. "...Sooooooo…Much…cum!" Star moaned with a shudder.
"Steve? Sweetie? What about me~?" mock pouted Francine, having three fingers inside her and not in a rush to pull them out.
"Yeah and Us? Jazz and I want another round!" Hayley smiled.
"Oh Ja! Stevey, I wanna go again too!" Kalinka exclaimed.
"...Okay okay…one at a time!" he groaned.
*2 years Later*
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Steve! Harder! Fuck mommy harder!" Francine moaned as Steve rubbed her slightly pregnant stomach.
"Now Now Mom, If I fuck you harder, I might hurt the baby! Not to mention we don't wanna wake up little Francisca!" he grunted, leaning on Franfice who was on her hands and knees, both stark naked in the living room.
"I know, but I say we let her hear us. Let our bundle of joy know how much of a slut her mommy is~" she chuckled.
"Trust me, she'll learn that in no time, but our baby girl needs her rest." Steve grunted as he quickly pulled out and began to rapidly stroke his dick and came onto Francine's back.
"Awww, I wanted it inside." pouted Francine.
"Sorry mom, but we can't risk the baby getting drowned in cum after all, and besides it might be a boy!" Steve smiled as he helped Francine up to her feet.
"Let's head into the Kitchen, Hayley must be done with breakfast" Fracine smiled
"Sounds good to me, I could eat a horse." he chuckled, slapping Francine's ass while wrapping an arm around her waist.
The duo walked into the kitchen and watched as Hayley placed two plates of waffles on the table, her belly expanded outward. "Well Good Morning Lovebirds!" Hayley teased.
"Hey, not my fault mom was feeling down and dirty this early." Steve smirked.
"Speaking of Mom, where's the other one?' Jazz asked, sipping her coffee as Star walked in.
"Someone call me? Oh and Steve, Bullock called; she said you're needed in India and Austria next tuesday." Star explained.
"Let me guess, another baby boom tour?" he asked, giving Hayley's ass a squeeze while she giggled.
"Yup, after the last few in Germany, Sweden, and even Japan worked out, she figures there's no time to waste with getting other countries popping kids out left and right."
"Man, who would have thought years of watching Hentai would pay off?" Steve chuckled as Kalinka walked in with the mail in hand.
"Oh Steve darling, another residual check arrived for you from Spankbang!" she smiled. Her own belly was swollen up like Hayley.
"Sweet, later on I'll take us out for dinner to celebrate. Man, Japan got hooked with all those ideas I had for them. Thank God for advanced mutation and their new obsession with squids." Steve exclaimed happily as he sat down at the table. "Man Life is good! I tell ya nothing, but nothing can ruin this great day!"
As soon as Steve said that a Portal Opened up in the middle of the kitchen and who should run out but Stan.
"Steve!"
"Dad?!" he let out, Star jumping up and whipping her gun out.
"Freeze!" Star exclaimed, aiming at him.
"Whoa Whoa, Mom, calm down, this is just my dad from my old world!" Steve pointed out as Francine, Hayley, and even Klaus all walked through the portal.
"Goodness! Steve, you're alright." smiled his mom with relief while Stan held his own gun out at Star.
"Wow, you're not dead." remarked Hayley bluntly.
"No, I'm just fine as you can see. What are you all doing here? How did you get here?" Steve exclaimed, shocked to see them.
"When you vanished, I found that weird smoke detector and figured you were in some weird and sick world. Apparently it's not too different from our own." he replied while narrowing his eyes at Star. "Hmmm, you look familiar."
"Yeah…so do you." Star also spoke as Steve face palmed.
"Mom…this is the male version of you"
"Oh! I knew that." she muttered as Stan's eyes widened.
"Wait a sec, so then you're…good god! What kinda world did we end up in?"
"I'll tell you what kinda world you're in, a Female Dominated one!" Hayley exclaimed in pure joy. "Finally, a place where a strong woman can be herself!"
"So then you're Steve's first sister." remarked alternate Hayley while giving her a look over. "Kinda…smaller than what I was expecting."
"What's that supposed to mean and…ARE YOU PREGNANT!?"
"Yep! Steve is a Potent guy since I'm gonna be popping out triplets in a few months." she smiled.
"WHAT?!" the four let out, Hayley staring at Steve in horror who held up his hands.
"To be fair, to be fair…she and Jazz came onto me first, I was just showing them how things work."
"Wait, Jazz? You mean…Jeff right?"
"Someone call me?" Jazz spoke before seeing there were now two Hayleys. "...Okay, no more Weedies before bed"
"Holy cow!" Hayley let out when she saw Jazz's tits. "Those can't be real."
"Oh they're real alright, I should know." smirked alternate Hayley with a knowing smirk.
"Okay, this is crazy! I can't believe a universe that's all female exists!" Klaus exclaimed as he was picked up by Kalinka.
"Oh what a Cute little fishy! You must be my counterpart!" she smiled cheerfully.
Klaus looked at the woman, taking a moment to size her up and gave a smile. "Wow, I always knew I was hot as a woman."
"Oh you flatter me! Stevey, can the fishy me visit sometime?"
"Sure, as long as he promises to stay in his bowl"
"This is crazy!" Francine spoke before noting her alternate self's pregnant belly. "Wait…did you and Steve…"
"Like rabbits in heat!" Alt Fracine spoke in a smug tone. "We just got done before you showed up, I just can't get enough of his..his…what was that nickname you gave your cock sweetie?"
"Third leg." Steve replied.
"See? I don't know what you were feeding him, but he's packing!"
"Aw yeah." Jazz nodded with a smile, Hayley covering her mouth and rushing to the trashcan to hurl.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...Wait..you're serious? Let me laugh even harder..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Stan laughed hard.
"What's so funny?" asked Star with a frown.
"Oh Please Booby Me, Steve does not have a huge dick. He's weak, nerdy, and a total loser!"
The women all stared at Stan before it was their turn to all burst out laughing.
"What's so funny? It's true! Just look at him, no muscle structure, dorky glasses, and I'll bet he's told you all about those geeky games he and his loser friends play."
"Yes! And he's told us how you and that hideous Gopher woman over there always mocked him for it" Alt Hayley said pointing to her other self when said Gopher woman stopped.
"Hey!"
"Besides, in a world without men, you wouldn't know what makes a real man. Well lucky for you that's why I'm here." he boasted smugly. "I've got the brawn, brain, devilish handsome looks, and dick size? No questions asked."
"Oh yeah?" Alt Francine crossed her arms. "Prove it then, show us."
"Okay Fine, maybe I will!" Stan exclaimed.
"Stan no…" Francine warned.
Stan didn't listen and dropped his pants with a confidant smirk, causing Hayley to barf even harder in the trash can. "See ladies? THIS is a real dick."
"...Dad…you're only 7 inches!" Steve exclaimed as the Women of the Alt Smith house began to laugh
"Oh yeah? Well that's 7 more inches than you have buster! You wish you were this big." he retorted, making his son narrow his eyes.
"Really? Do you REALLY believe that? 'Cause I just want you to know, you can't take those words back." Star pointed out.
"Uhhh Yeah; go ahead Steve show, your old man what these broads are working with!"
"Oh they know EXACTLY what I'm working with." he threw back smugly before he unzipped his pants and let them drop to the floor.
"GOOD GOD THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" Stan gasped.
"HOLY SHIT STEVE!" Hayley revulsed in disgust.
"WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL!?" Francine exclaimed.
"Huh…Nice Steve!" Klaus complimented.
"So? What was that you were saying dad? You have 7 inches more than me? Because from where I'm standing, I've got way more over YOU, and these balls ain't just for show neither. You'd be amazed just how much sperm these bad boys can hold when you've never slept with a woman, until I came here that is."
"Holy crap!...Steve, how big ARE you!?' Klaus asked.
"Well last I measured I was at 12 inches and now I think I'm at a solid 15"
"You mean…you put THAT thing in…oh god!" Francine rushed to throw up next, making her alternate self roll her eyes.
"Oh get over it; it's not that big a deal. From what Steve told us, your world is too uptight with a lot of things. I frankly don't care if he fucks me, it just shows how much he cares for his mommy." Alt Francine spoke.
"Anyway….Dick size aside Steve, it's time to come home. Everyone's been worried about you!" Francine groaned, wiping her mouth as she ignored Stan's look of devastation.
"Yeah No. I AM home, thank you very much! I'm not going back to that shithole of a universe anytime soon!" Steve exclaimed. "Why the hell would I give up a whole world where I'm relied on for not just mind blowing porn, but mind blowing sex, AND treated like a celebrity? What do I have waiting for me back there?"
"Uhhhhhhh, Your friends! Snot, Barry, and Toshi! What about them?" Francine spoke, trying to reason with him.
"Oh, you mean the same guys who A: Made a Smear campaign against my girlfriend because that were jealous and didn't think to simply talk to me? B: The Guys who treat me like crap when they get girlfriends and yet whenever I had a girlfriend I still treated them like friends? Or C? ALL OF THE ABOVE!?"
"Uh….."
"Because guess what? I already got new friends, their names are Saliva, Honey, and Toshida." Steve spoke, crossing his arms. "Yeah, so Sorry Old Mom, but I'm staying here. Plus my new grandparents are all hot and sexy Gilfs!"
"You're sick!" Hayley spat.
"Hey, I'm just playing by this universe's rules, and winning every time~"
"Okay this is just ridiculous! A world dominated by Women shouldn't be praising this dorky little dweeb! Seriously! Where's your self respect? You all have more integrity than just being a sex toy to this nerd!" Hayley exclaimed, disgusted by everything.
"Oh we do, everything was great in this world, but when Steve showed up? He showed us a better way of keeping the population up instead of cloning. Not to mention we're perfectly happy with him around."
"Oh Ja! Not to mention Stevey is a huge celebrity worldwide! He's introduced us to so many awesome things, like did you know he created a highly successful Anime Called One Piece? He's received checks and deals from numerous countries because of it!" Kalinka exclaimed.
"That already existed!" Stan snapped.
"Yeah, but not in this dimension it doesn't, at least until now!" Steve bragged. "The Point is I'm not going anywhere and that's final!"
"The hell it is!" Stan pulled his pants up and pulled out his gun only for Star to kick the gun upwards as she pulled a small remote out of her Rack and pressed a button as numerous weapons popped out the walls and took aim at the Smiths.
"You heard my son, he's staying, and you're leaving." Star said as Stan's Gun landed on his head.
"Last warning, big chin! Leave my brother alone or else Mom's gonna show you how she became the top rated and 2nd grand commissioner of the CIA!" Alt Hayley spoke.
"2nd Grand? How the hell-"
"Yeah, I just so happen to be the first Grand Commissioner! The Old one loved my Security defenses and she decided to retire and named me her replacement, after all these wall guns were my Idea!" Steve said with a smug smile on his face.
"Stan? Let's…just go." Francine sighed.
"You guys can go, I'm staying!" Hayley exclaimed.
"Hayley, what the hell?!" Stan let out.
"Think about it! The perfect world ruled by women, plus with me here I can show these ladies how a REAL woman is meant to be!" she huffed with Pride.
"Yeah, how about No!" Star exclaimed. "We're already real women, thank you very much."
"Yeah plus we're allergic to Toxic Bitches like you!" Alt Hayley exclaimed.
"Hey! I'm not Toxic. I'll have you know that back home I managed to convince three women to dump their abusive and Cheating boyfriends!"
"And? What else?"
"Well I…Uhhhh, well I also fed the homeless people."
"Hmmm, you fed them? I not only donate to charities, but I also volunteer to build houses FOR the homeless, not to mention I've also cleaned rivers and even helped out in the local Supermarkets and Garages!" Alt Hayley exclaimed with pride.
"Wait, you did all that? I never…errrr, got around to doing stuff like that. I mean I mainly just stick around and let people know what's wrong and right." Hayley stammered nervously as Alt Hayley rolled her eyes.
"So you have more time to brag than actually do something productive? Yeah get the hell out of my house!" Alt Hayley growled as Stan opened the portal.
"Fine, keep the little Rat, we're way better and happier without him!" Stan exclaimed, walking through the portal along with Hayley.
"Oh Steve, at least promise you'll visit us during the Holidays?" Francie asked as Steve sighed. "Fine, I guess I can visit every now and again for Christmas and Thanksgiving at least the Santa of THIS world isn't a petty homicidal maniac!" Steve sighed as Fracine took Klaus out of Kalinka's hands and walked through the portal, all while Steve and his New family watched the portal close.
"Yeesh, I can see why you left them Steve, I can't even Stand that Male version of me!" Star sighed annoyed as her Phone rang. "Hello?...Yes this is She…..really?...THAT'S AMAZING!" Star yelled, making them jump.
"Uhhh Mom, what's up?" Steve asked as Star deeply kissed him.
"STEVE! THAT WAS FAMED FILM DIRECTOR STEPHNIE SPEILBERG! SHE LOVED THE SCRIPT YOU SUBMITTED FOR THE TV SHOW AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER AND SHE WANTS TO TURN IT INTO A 12 FILM SERIES!" Star exclaimed as Steve's mouth dropped.
"YES! This Calls for a Celebration! Everyone upstairs It's time for an all out no condom womb smashing Orgy!" Steve exclaimed happily as Star picked him up as they all happily ran upstairs ready for more repopulating.