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Dear Misako,
We are deeply excited to inform you that your child has been approved to attend Darkley's Boarding School For Bad Boys. Please take note that we will not accept children under five months. However, given your circumstances, we will gladly take your son. Each student should be equipped with their own clothes and food, preferably packed in a suitcase. If you wish to issue a complaint about punishments (either the lack of them, or our methods) please note that we try our best to traumatise them in the best way possible. Our procedures include:
Spanking
Smothering (lightly)
Fire ants in bed (students may bring their own)
Slamming fingers in doors
and
Sleeping draught in food
The term begins on October 1st.
Regards,
Principal Noble