Mario and the PaintBlack Organization.
Created By: Kiss & Ships.
The Mushroom Kingdom, a place where its name says for itself, gigantic mushrooms like trees can be found here, not only that, but mushrooms that make you increase in size, give you powers like fireballs coming out of your hand and maybe even resurrecting you. An amazing place right? Well... it's not that amazing, since in this world there are two great forces that are constantly in conflict, Peach's castle, led by Princess Peach, and the fearsome fire-breathing turtle, Bowser. Bowser wants at all costs to marry Princess Peach, but she refuses him, after so much insistence and hearing his rejections he kidnaps her and this leaves the Kingdom in despair, but, a hero has appeared... And this hero is called...
BOB, THE ONLY AND SEXIEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD, USED HIS AMAZING AND SEXY BODY TO PIERCE THE EYES OF HIS ENEMIES, AND IN THE END SAVED THE AND THUS CONQUERED RIVERS OF MONEY AND CAUGHT ALL THE SEXY IN THE WORLD LOLOLOL," Bob said to everyone in the castle room.
Bob, for the thousandth time, this is a game of mime and no longer one of your ridiculous stories. - Retorted SMG4.
Oh...- Bob stands still for a few seconds looking at SMG4 and replies - LOL,I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY FAME BUT DON'T WORRY LOL,BOB IS HUMBLE AND WILL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE TO ME. - Said Bob with a look of pity.
Bob, Just shut up and play that game right. - said a stressed SMG4.
"LOLOLOLOL, I SEE THAT ENVY REALLY RUNS THROUGH YOUR HEART, BUT DON'T WORRY BOB IS THE MOST HONORABLE HERO IN THE WORLD, AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU GOT IT WRONG LOL," Bob retorted once again.
While SMG4 hangs Bob, we see Mario and Peach in a deeper part of the castle, well away from everyone since SMG4, Bob and Steve were in the main hall playing mime. While Mario and Peach were solving some small problems with the piping...
Mario, try to solve this problem as soon as possible - Peach told Mario.
Damn, why does Mario have to do the dirty work? - Mario retorts Peach.
And in the background is heard a slapping sound that throws Mario against some boxes.
JUST DO YOUR JOB! I HOPE TO SEE EVERYTHING CLEANED UP WHEN YOU GET BACK OR YOU ALREADY KNOW! - Shouted Peach in a disturbing voice.
Seeing how scary Peach is, he collected her head and replied "Okie Dokie", with that Peach walks away and Mario whispers "This slut is just using Mario and his dripping, Mario wants his Spaghetti back."
Mario then notices a black aura around him, making him "bulge" his eyes slowly looking back, seeing Peach looking at him mercilessly, Peach picks up Mario and crumples him into a cube, Mario screams and apologizes to Peach, she stops and says "Do your job!"
After Peach leaves, Mario goes to the plumbing of life, he looks several times at the pipe and notices a purple goo coming out of it, seeing this Mario was afraid to enter seeing that it could be dangerous.
Mario made the decision to only superficially clean so Peach wouldn't fill the bag anymore, when he picks up the floor cloth and goes to clean it ends up slipping on a rock with eyes and ends up falling, screaming "WAAAAA".
At this moment, no one in the castle noticed Mario's fall since for some reason the castle was on fire and the ground was all destroyed, with SMG4, Steve, Bob and Peach having a discursion, the cause was still being investigated, but it showed that now Mario was at his own risk.
Mario kept slipping down the barrel for a few seconds, he then saw a light at the end, Mario gets excited seeing that it's finally going to get somewhere.
Coming to the end, he falls on top of a pile of garbage, Mario ended up getting a little dizzy with the speed and strength he gave the metal box of the dumpster, when he regains his senses he realizes that he is in an alley and that further ahead there is an avenue, Mario looks at the wall behind him and see that he no longer has the pipe that he came.
Mamamia, how is Mario going to come back now? Surely Peach will kill Mario when he gets back... Shit, well, I'm hungry... Do you have any pizzeria giving pizza for free? It is said that some pipes lead to the realm of Italian food where people are pizza and spaghetti poles... Mamamia just thinks Mario get his mouth watering... Let's see what Mario discovers! - Said Mario excitedly.
Coming out of the dumpster and the alley, Mario saw that his dreams were somewhat exaggerated, there was no humanoid pizza or spaghetti in the shape of a pole (Obviously) but rather some shops, houses, and buildings with large LEDs showing something called SplatoonTournament.
Holy Shit! I'm... - Mario pauses dramatically - I'm in the little mermaid! Look at these squids! - Said Mario with a surprised face.
With a brief glance, he can see that the world is full of humanoid squids, Mario seeing that these squid can be potentially dangerous, he decided to disguise himself and act like a squid.
That is, he put a cardboard box and ran out making noises that it is not yet known if it is a squid or a turkey, if the strategy was that they did not notice him, he failed miserably since the squid around noticed him, luckily for Mario they thought he was just a crazy person.
Hahaha, Mario is a genius of disguise! - Shouted Mario in ecstasy. "For now Mario needs to find a way to get back before Peach eats his ass - Mario thought with a sad look.
After Mario takes the cardboard and takes a few more steps he comes across some people looking at an LED screen on top of a building, Mario stops and watches the screen, the screen had two presenters who said the following:
Hello everyone, it is getting closer to the day of the qualifications for the Splatoon tournament, for you who do not know about the tournament or came out of a rock recently we will show you the rules - Announces the presenter on the big screen.
Oh yes, Mario likes games and is sure to win. Uh, Uh, Oh yes - Mario said as he moved his hips back and forth.
Hey, be quiet - said a squid on the side.
Firstly, Splatoon is a tournament where a team of 4 people competes with another team of 4 people, any team can participate in this competition, the fights take place from weapons loaded with paint where each hit on the opponent eliminates him from the competition until the whole team is eliminated – Explains the rules to host number 2.
Oh boy, Mario is going to win this easy, easy, papaya with sugar tournament. - Said a confident Mario.
Bro, if you say anything else I'll go... - Said the squid as he grabbed Mario by the shirt.
Mario watches the squid and moves his hands showing his middle finger as he says "Fuck you". Making the squid lose his temper and go over Mario.
But, the most important thing is the prize that the BlackPaint Organization will offer, the prize is a wish that they will fulfill for the champion team - announces the presenter.
With this speech everyone who was watching the big screen was full of confidence and ambition to win the tournament, saying "This opportunity cannot be wasted!", "I will definitely win this tournament!", "I better start training before I lose my form".
Even the squid that was beating Mario stopped and said "Haha I'm going to start assembling my team! I can order anything from BlackPaint! I'm going to be rich!" the squid comes out from above Mario and leaves, Mario who was on the ground with a crumpled face was also listening.
Ah, Son of... wait, any prize? so Mario can win the tournament and ask to leave, haha, but how can I find a team? Mario doesn't know anyone from this place... - Mario thought as he walked.
While Mario was walking aimlessly he hears a noise in one of the several alleys of the suburb, he comes close and sees 4 people in black uniforms surrounding two other people.
Mario approaches and begins to listen to the conversation:
Leave us alone, we don't want to hear your negotiations! - Said the orange-haired girl.
You know Meggy, you're pretty skilled with guns and our organization needs people like you - said the black-clad person.
Help? You? Only we your dreams, you ruined the life of my family and now you think I will easily go with you? - Meggy said angrily.
Little Meggy, your parents were arrested for just attacking us and paid the price, but we're giving you a chance to redeem yourself for your parents' mistakes - the black-clad agent sarcastically replied.
You son of a bitch! - Meggy points her gun at the soldiers.
Meggy, my sweet Meggy, you are at a disadvantage and are still taking care of your sister, you better lower that gun of yours and come with us, BlackPaint will surely help you in a- - Before finishing the sentence, one of the agents falls "mysteriously" on the ground.
Everyone looks at the agent and sees a brick next to him, which implies that someone is hiding in that place, Meggy asks her sister to run and shoots at the two agents who were close to each other, however, she hits only one of them.
The leader gives the order for his subordinate to capture Meggy's sister, Meggy hearing this tries to stop him from going to her, but the leader intercepts her and shoots Meggy who has to retreat and hide in a brick wall.
Meanwhile Meggy's sister was running as the agent ran towards her, the sister takes the right path and ends up in a dead end.
Come on, you better surrender there's not much to do," the agent said with an evil face.
Hey, bitch! - Heard a background scream.
More than shit? - Said the surprised agent.
Mario will wipe out his ass – Threatens Mario in a hero pose.
You...? AHAHAHAHAHAHA... – that laugh lasts a long 20 seconds – ... haha do you think you can defeat me? Know that I've been a member of the BlackPaint Organization for years! One of the best subord- - As he continued to boast Mario gives a kick that throws him away.
The agent hits his head on the wall causing him to pass out, Mario goes to him and grabs his gun and his eyes sparkle seeing such wonder that he discovered, while seeing his gun he feels something touching his back:
Um? - Mario groans in surprise.
T- T- Thank you for saving me- Thanks the girl to Mario.
Oh, it was nothing to Mario... Oh, Nou! We need to help the orange! - Mario says worriedly.
T-T- True! G- Let's go! - Says back to sister.
The two run towards the alley they were in before, getting there they see the two still fighting:
Give up Meggy! Soon my subordinate arrives with the brat! - Said aggressively the leader.
You bastard, if anything happens to her - Meggy said extremely annoyed.
As they stare at each other, Mario and Meggy's sister appear, Meggy looks on in relief and is suspicious, since she didn't know Mario.
However, his sister screams "sister, don't worry, this dwarf saved me from the subordinate!", Mario ended up receiving a rather strong emotional attack. Meggy Seeing the situation felt relieved and aimed her gun at the leader.
It's over, tell me, what did you do to my parents? - Meggy asks as she points her gun at the leader.
Hahahaha, you got the better of it this time, but now we know your weak point, take care darling - the Leader said as he threw a smoke bomb.
Coff, you, Coff, Shit – While Meggy coughs from the smoke, the leader uses this opportunity to escape.
At this moment Meggy's sister runs and hugs her, Meggy who was worried hugs her back, meanwhile Mario does his famous victory dance while laughing (i.e. does his famous Break Dance).
When Mario opens his eyes (since his dance is done with his eyes closed, Lmao) he sees Meggy with the gun to his head with a very serious look.
Oh... Miss Meggy? Why does he point this gun at me? - Mario asks with bulging eyes, but Meggy remains silent. - Aaaaah... eh, Mario doesn't have any spaghetti with me, so Mario has nothing of value other than his sexy body – Mario tries to dialogue with Meggy, but she continues with the same expression.
Mario seeing that nothing worked he closes his eyes expecting a miracle when he hears a laugh.
Hahahaha, Red, you should see your expression hahaha, I almost don't hold back the part you said "Besides your sexy body" hahaha, seriously red you're hilarious - Meggy continued to zua Mario as she laughed non-stop.
Mamamia... you really scared me, I thought you were going to spaghetti heaven," Mario said as he wiped his sweaty face.
Hahaha, Red, jokes aside I want to thank you for your help, but now that I look at you... you don't look like much... well... A squid? - Meggy said confusedly.
Oh, well, it's a long story, but just know that Mario doesn't belong in this world - Mario replied.
World? What about you coming from another planet? - Meggy asks.
Well, you can say yes, I ended up slipping into a plumbing and came to stop here - Mario replied with a big mustache.
Plumbing? - Meggy asks as she scratches her head.
Mario has always been in those pipes, and you never know where he's going to take you," Mario replied with an even bigger mustache.
Meggy and her sister looked at each other confusedly, "how is it possible for someone to get inside a pipe? - the two thought.
Sure... So where's that pipe? - Meggy asks confused.
When Mario came out of the barrel, the barrel ended up disappearing and now Mario is stuck here, it was then that Mario saw a kind of giant television that said that an organization... Is that what it was called? PingasLake? Or something like that? - Said Mario confused.
PingasBleth...? Oh! Did you mean PaintBlack? - Replied Meggy.
This, this organization she... Uh? - Before Mario said anything, Meggy made a face of extreme anger.
This organization, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! - Shouts Meggy.
WAH, Calm Down Meggy – Try to calm her down Mario.
Meggy then pulls her sister behind her and asks Mario, "So what's your goal with this organization? Depending on your response we will go our separate ways." At this moment Mario seeing the reaction that Meggy made he says:
Relax Meggy, Mario didn't know you didn't like this organization, in fact Mario heard that the champion of the Splatoon tournament would give any wish that the person would like, so Mario would go to the organization, to ask for a spagh-truck. Coff, that is, a way to return home - Mario explains to Meggy.
After Mario explained the situation, Meggy became calmer and said:
Red, I think you'd better not trust this organization, since... They kidnapped my parents! - Meggy said seriously.
Kidnapped? What did they do? - Mario asks.
It's a long story, as you're homeless, come with us so we can explain – Invites Meggy.
Okie Dokie – Mario replied.
Note:
Hello, guys, well, I would like to apologize if some parts like grammar are weird, I am not influential in English and used much of google translate to translate, anyway, this story is a reimagining of the story of SMG4 "Mario was in Splatoon", and as you can see it will be a very long story with some changes and new characters.
I'm not sure how it will go, I wanted to do at least 10,000 words, but it would take a long time and I could get discouraged, so I left only 2,600 even, if you like I will increase to 5 or 7 thousand words per chapter, thank you for the attention.
Ass: Kiss & Ships/Kiss and Ships.
PS: it's a MxM story (Mario x Meggy) so well... You know what you're going to find.