Candace Flynn, a sixteen-year-old vampire woke up in a strange place that was very blocky and had a huge water fountain in the middle. "What is this place?" The vampire teen asked as she and her best friend, Stacy noticed a bunch of people walking up to them.
"Who are you? A nerd!" Kim, the person wearing glasses asked. "I'm Candace. I am a vampire teen along with my best friend, Stacy!" Candace explained. "We're vampires too!" Aaron peeped. "The story is: after me and Candace watched a teen vampire movie, Candace knocked a live bat from the promotional display. The bat bit her, and after she turned to dust, her brothers put her back together using a molecular reconstructor!" Stacy said.
"Then, she turned me into a blood-thirsty undead walking corpse!" Stacy explained the situation. "That's cool! I'm Aphmau, the master vampire!" Aphmau said. "Well, I'm Stacy, Candace's best friend who also knows how to use a pocket watch!" Stacy added.
"Why?" Aaron asked. "Because I had to go on a date with my boyfriend and I wanted to bust my brothers so I had asked Stacy to hypnotize me!" Candace explained. "The trigger words are: "Holy Guacamole" and Leaping Lizards" Stacy said.
"You bust your brothers?" The master vampire, Aphmau asked. "My brothers make crazy inventions everyday and I always try to get them in trouble but something always happens!" Candace said. "We can actually hypnotize people as vampires!" Aphmau added.
"The trigger word for back to normal was "Leaping Lizards" while "Holy Guacamole" is no busting!" Stacy thought. "I just watched that episode!" Kawaii-Chan exclaimed. "What was your favorite part?" Stacy asked. "My favorite part is when Heinz was pushing the inator button and it kept zapping Linda with it!" KC replied.
"You know," Aphmau started to say something. "We can role play episodes!" She suggested. "We can do the vampire episode!" Candace suggested.
"You can't fly away from us, Jared!" Ein said getting into character as Pierce was a bat, he de-transformed and was cornered. "Ha, now you're trapped!" Ein continued. Then, he ripped the gate open with his vampire super strength. "He's bent the gate!" Mirabel shouted. "His vampire strength won't save him this time." Ein said to Mirabel as the entered the spooky mansion where Pierce was flying to.
"Wow, super vampire strength!" Aphmau noticed. "And he's super cute!" KC added as Goldy shushed them. "Oh, look! He has no reflection in that mirror!" Aphmau exclaimed. "I can't see my hair!" Pierced exclaimed as he couldn't see his reflection in the mirror! "GRRR!" Ein growled. "Oh, look, Stacy he's cornered. Now he is really stuck!" Aphmau said. "Speaking of 'stuck' what's up with this floor?" KC asked and then once again Goldy shushed them.
"Jared! Micheal! Don't do this!" Mirabel said in shock as her friends were fighting "It's the end of the line, Jared." Ein said as he was still a wolf, then he transformed back into a human without his shirt on. "I'd expect this from your kind Micheal, football players I mean, but Kristen, we were both moody outcasts. We-we loved each other!" Pierce said as he fought back.
"Yes, yes we did." Mirabel replied. "We did, and wait a minute, wasn't he just wearing a shirt?" Pierce asked as he finally noticed that Ein was shirtless. "You'll no longer drink the blood of those you love!" Ein said as he walked over to one of the windows. "Wait, those drapes were a gift from my…" Pierce started
"THE HIDEOUS LIGHT OF THE DAY!" Pierce screamed as the drape "opened" the window and causing him to turn into dust and get blowed away by the wind. "Where did that wind come from?" Mirabel asked. "Opps, sorry. I opened the window, it was getting stuffy in here." Ein replied.
"That was the best movie ever!" Stacy noted as they walked to the entrance of the movie theatre. "I know," Aphmau stated. "That was the best movie ever!" Aphmau said as she was about to express her feelings. "Imagine if you had to chose between a blood-thirsty undead walking corpse or a slobbering hairy-lupine manbys for a boyfriend. What could possibly be cooler?" She asked.
"AHH!" She screamed as she somehow knocked a "LIVE-BAT" from its cage and its on her head, pinned her to the ground and Aphmau is saying, "get off me" while running around in circles on the floor. "Careful, with that promotional bat. It's rented!" Tina, the movie usher said. "You really rented a bat?" KC asked. "Yeah, I know. It seemed like a good idea at the time." Tina replied to Kawaii-Chan question. "Oh-no. I think it's really paying off here." KC said as her best friend was still on the floor.
"I know whatchya mean, Ferb, it DOES feel like more than 104 days!" Dolores said to her non-talkative brother. "Boys, I'm off to Bobbi's. If you need anything your father is inside watching television." Juileta said. "Well this isn't much of a horror movie? Where are the rock-and-roll musical numbers?" Augustine asked.
"Oh, and Ferb. You left your pen on the kitchen table." Juielta said as she handed Antonio his fancy pen that can store all of the creative blueprints. "Have fun today! I'll be back later!" The mom said as she exited the house. "Bye, Mom!" Dolores hollered as her mom left the backyard. "I was wondering where that went." Dolores said turning to her brother. "Okay, Ferb. Let's have a look at our blueprints: cooking-powered jet cars, haunted office building ride with tensos, a reenactment with the battle of Danville?" Dolores asked.
"Hey, Phineas. Whatchya doing?" Isabella, the neighbor asked as they noticed she had a sick bamboo/cactus in her hand. "Trying to think of something to do today." She replied. "What's that?" Dolores asked. "This is Bambina, my bamboo. Only she is not doing so well, she needs help!" Isabella explained. "The poor girl probably just needs some sunlight. Ferb and I rake up a super growth lamp in no time." Dolores said. "You'd do that for me?" Isabella asked. "Sure." Dolores replied. "Ferb, I know what were.." Dolores started as Kim and Michi interrupted them.
"How come you guys are making something for her? What about me?" Michi asked. "And me!" Kim said as she a cage door. "It's a nerd carrier. I had a heck of a time getting him in, scratched me all up!" Michi said as she closed the cage door while Mac popped up from behind the fence. "I'd like something too." Mac said.
"How long have you've been there?" Michi asked. "I'm not sure." Mac replied. "What's today?" Mac asked. "Ferb, I know what were doing today! Taking requests." Dolores said noticing that Camilo, their pet platypus was missing! "Hey, where's Perry?" She asked.
"Oh, oh Agent P." Bruno Madrigal said noticing that his secret agent platypus was ready to receive his mission. "How long have you've been standing there?" he asked. "Guess I'd better get started: you've received a weird message from Doctor Doofenshmirtz this morning claiming that he will no longer seek to take over the Tri-State-Are." Bruno explained.
"Then he used a very unusual method for conveying his message, Carl?" Bruno said summoning his assitant, Felix. "He wrote a letter by hand, and put it in a envelope and send it through the regular mail with a stamp and everything!" Felix argued as he appeared on the big screen. "Who does that?" He asked. "And it's scented. Mmm. Milbank Nights, one of the better perfumes to come out of South Dakota!" Felix said as he went back to do his normal stuff. "When an evil scientist sends preread letters wrongdoing can't be far behind." Bruno said. "Dismissed Agent P. Carl, let me smell that again, would ya?" Bruno said as Agent P left for his mission.
"I don't know, Candace." KC said as she and her best friend walked towards the suburbs. "You are just lucky that bat didn't bite you. I mean, what if it was a vampire bat?" KC continued. "Me? A vampire?" Aphmau asked. "Don't be silly, KC. It would be cool to have super strength though, and be able to fly!" Aph thought. "Yeah, but you'll never be able to see yourself in the mirror again. How would you put on your make-up?" KC explained the downside about being a vampire.
*Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorparated*