The first episode of season eight. Bart and his sisters hear a voice and noises in the attic and find a feral kid locked up there. They find out he's Bart's conjoined twin brother Hugo. Then Lisa accidentally creates life as part of a science experiment on her fallen out tooth and a bowl of cola to test the effects of sugary drinks on teeth. Finally Homer is abducted by the aliens Kang and Kodos who explain their insidious plan to replace presidential candidates Bill Clinton and Bob Dole at the general election so they can conquer Earth!
Plot
The opening is Homer lighting a pumpkin and setting himself on fire and running about screaming. Then the couch gag is the grim reaper sitting on the couch, the Simpsons run towards the couch but fall over dead, Death rests his legs on their corpses.
The Thing and I
One night Bart is woken up by a noise in the attic of chains rustling and murmuring. It's revealed Lisa and Maggie are also woken by the voice.
"Lis, can you hear that noise from the attic?" Bart asked Lisa. The cat meowed and came out from Lisa's room dressed as a baby. She had somehow managed to dress Snowball II in a baby bonnet and booties.
Oscar screamed with laughter until Bart quickly hand gagged him.
"Shhhh! It's not that funny Oz..." Bart sighed.
"It's a little bit funny..." Lisa smirked.
The thing in the attic was groaning and rattling his chains again.
Bart and Lisa shivered in fear.
"You've heard that sound before?" Lisa stammered.
"You haven't?! How can you not notice that?" Bart asked her.
"Whatever it is, maybe it wants a Baby Ruth." said Oscar.
Bart winced.
That morning at breakfast the kids discuss the noises they heard last night.
"I bet it's a monster." said Bart.
"Who told you about the attic?!" Homer yells them.
"No one... but we heard noises last night! There's something up there!" Bart explained.
"There's nothing up there, now no more questions!" Homer said sharply. "That reminds me, I need to go up to the attic with a bucket of fish heads..."
"Um yes dear. Kids stop pestering your father." said Marge.
"Homer, isn't it about time for the... you know." Marge whispered to Homer.
"Yeah, yeah. I'll go up and feed it..." said Homer.
Homer got out from the fridge a bucket of fish heads and sang Fish heads! Fish heads! as he went upstairs.
"Fish heads! Fish heads! Roly poly, fish heads!"
Homer goes up to the attic, he doesn't know the kids are following him and listening from their rooms. He sings "Fish heads! Fish heads! Roly poly fish heads! Before placing the bucket down. The kids can hear a ravenous chewing from something... They shiver in fear.
Homer laughs as he watches the thing eating.
...
Lisa's room.
Lisa was trying to dress the cat up as a baby again.
"Come on Snowball II. Be the baby..." She tried to put the cat in a doll crib.
Snowball II hissed and screeched.
"Come on! You like being the baby..." Lisa tried to put the cat in her doll crib.
Bart winced exasperated.
"Lisa this is no time for whatever that is your doing! There's a freaky monster in the attic!" said Bart.
The thing rattled its chains and moaned in an eerie manner.
...
That night Bart is woken by someone in the vents groaning and crawling about. He shivers frightened.
The thing then travels to an air vent filtering air from and into Oscar's room.
The thing moans and fumbles about.
"Hugo pipe down... and go to sleep..." Oscar moaned trying to sleep.
The thing's eyes in the vent roll sarcastically.
The next day the kids are gossiping about what's in the attic.
"I bet it's a monster..." said Bart.
"No it's Sloth from the Goonies!" said Oscar.
Homer snapped.
"I told you kids! There's nothing up in the attic! Now stop going on about it!" He became cold in fury. "Kids do you know what happens to nosy little kids who ask too many questions in this house?"
"No! Tell us! Tell us dad!" Bart and Lisa yell and beg with Maggie's pacifier sucking sounds ringing out over them.
"Leave me alone!" Homer cried.
That evening Homer and Marge uncharacteristically leave the kids alone while they go out.
"Remember. Stay out of the attic! Or else!" Homer threatened them.
"You heard your father." Marge added before they left to go to the shops.
...
"They left us on our own! Do you guys know what this means?!" Bart asked.
"If it's an opportunity for more of your shenanigans then no Bart, I'm watching you closely..." Lisa glared at him.
"No, I mean we can check out the attic, find out who or what is up there."
"I don't know Bart..." Lisa shivered.
"What are you chicken?" Bart asked.
"No, but-" Lisa explained, but Bart made chicken noises. "Fine! We'll go up there..."
They went up into the attic shining a torch to look around. They found a spilt bucket of fish heads. Some had been chewed by something. Lisa gasped. She found some books.
"Look! Dad's unpublished autobiography!" She said looking at them.
"Oh god! Lisa look!" Bart cried. Suddenly they see a small, spiky haired figure in the darkness breathing heavily.
"Bart it's another you! Except with a bad hair day..." said Oscar.
"Nyaaaaaaaaagh!" They scream and run downstairs.
"Hi Hugey!" Oscar waves at Hugo.
"Hi Oz..." Hugo sighed. "Shouldn't you uh be fleeting in terror?"
"Why would I run from my best friend?" Oscar asked sweetly.
Hugo winced. I'm violently psychotic and delusional right now and this kid wants to be my friend..."
"Do you want a Baby Ruth?" Oscar asked.
"No I don't want a Baby Ruth!" Hugo yelled.
There are three different sized vases by a door, however it's revealed Bart and his sisters are hiding in the closet, not the vases.
Homer and Marge come home.
"We saw something in the attic! We saw something in the attic!" The kids yelled.
Marge gasped. "You went into the attic?!"
"I am shocked and horrified!" Homer gasped angrily.
...
The entire family go in the attic lead by Homer. They find some broken manacles and chains. Marge gasps.
She is soon on the phone to Dr Hibbert. "I know this is a bad time Doctor, but he's loose! Hugo is loose!"
"Who the hell is Hugo?" Bart asks with a judgemental squint.
Marge sighed. "Oh well... Listen up kids, we didn't tell you the whole truth of Bart's birth..." Marge explained. The kids listened eagerly.
"Yes, you don't forget a thing like, Siamese twins!" Dr Hibbert suddenly turned up in a flash of lightning. The kids scream at his sudden appearance.
"I think they prefer the term conjoined twins, Dr Hibbert." Lisa corrected him.
"And hippies prefer to be called children of the Earth, but that's never gonna happen. Hehehe!" Dr Hibbert then went on to explain Bart's birth.
Marge gave birth to twins, Bart and Hugo. However the babies were conjoined and needed to be separated as one of them was biting the other.
Baby Hugo bit Bart.
"I think I'll bottle feed that one..." Marge gulped. Once the babies were separated, Bart was given to his parents.
"The problem was what to do with Hugo... he was too much of a boy for crazy town, too crazy for boy town..." Hibbert explained as in the flashback he was conducting an experiment that determined that one of the twins was pure evil. Meanwhile Baby Hugo is laying in a hospital crib fidgeting and pulling faces, probably because he needs a diaper change.
"So we did the only humane thing we could. We locked your brother up in the attic and fed him a bowl of fish heads once a month." Homer explained.
The kids are horrified.
"Wait! If that's true then where's my aaaaaagh!" Bart pulls up his shirt to reveal a scar.
"We need to find Hugo before he goes to the authorities! This could cost me my PHD..." Dr Hibbert explained.
"You kids come to." Marge explained.
"Except you, boy... I need a hockey game taped for when I get back!" Homer added and they left.
Bart suddenly sensed someone else was there...
"You're here aren't you, Hugo..." Bart gulped.
A boy that looks just like him appeared from the shadows. However the boy's spikes were greasy and mattered out of any sort of orderly hairstyle like Bart's upright spikes. His clothes were dirty and torn. He was wearing no shoes or socks with a chain cuffed to his ankle. And he had a missing tooth.
"Yup, Just got myself a glass of milk and some fish heads for the surgery..."
...
Bart found himself in the attic and tied to a table. He screamed.
"I went mad after they separated us... now soon we will be together again!" Hugo explained holding a ball of string and a needle.
"But you'll kill us!" Bart yelled.
"No, I've been practicing! Look! I've made a pigeon rat!" Hugo showed his pet pigeon rat. It flew about and knocked itself out, the rat tried to go in its hole but bumped the pigeon's head on the skirting board.
Bart squirmed. "Just let me go!"
Hugo spits at him and orders Bart to turn to page 547 in his favorite book The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus by L. Frank Baum. Bart reluctantly turns the page with his tongue and see the following words: "Together at last!" Daubed over the pages in blood.
Bart gasped.
"Now what side do you want to be sewn on?" Hugo asked holding the string and needle.
"Nooooooooo!" Bart screamed. However Dr Hibbert and the family arrived to save the day.
"Hugo... Why I bet you've been locked up so long you don't even know what you look like..." Dr Hibbert explained holding a picture frame. Hugo looks into it thinking he's holding a mirror. Dr Hibbert then knocks him out with a punch.
Dr Hibbert then checks Hugo's pulse. He's alive but unconscious.
Marge untied Bart.
Lisa ran up. "We think we saw Hugo board a plane to Switzerland- oh! Nevermind."
"Well that's the end of that story, how about I make us all a turkey dinner..." Dr Hibbert asked.
There is a gun being cocked.
"Freeze! Doctor Lockemup!" Wiggum quipped. The police had arrived.
"Good one Chief!" Lou remarked.
"Thanks Lou." Wiggum replied. "You're all under arrest for child cruelty! Oh and Hibbert you're also under arrest for assaulting a minor. You won't practice anymore in this town! Take 'em away boys!"
Marge and Homer gasped as they were handcuffed.
"Wait! Who called you anyway?" Bart asked.
"I did." Oscar replied. "You should really be more careful about who's listening..."
"Oscar how could you?" Lisa cried as they were taken into foster care.
"I gave your folks the benefit of the doubt because I actually liked you guys and thought they were good parents, but not after this! You should be ashamed! Locking up a poor little boy!" Oscar ranted as they were taken.
"Yes quite so! Marge, Homer. I'm shocked and disgusted! How could you do something so monstrous?!" Wiggum berated Homer and Marge.
"You fools! Hugo is dangerous! He's insane!" Dr Hibbert ranted as he was taken away by cops.
Marge, Homer and Dr Hibbert were taken to jail to await trial in court and all the kids, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Oscar and Hugo were taken to live with the Flanders.
"Well now isn't this a surprise so late at night! Maude where are we gonna find room for these lot?" Ned asked.
However Hugo started fighting with Bart while Rod and Todd watched in horror.
"Ahhh! Help!" Bart cried. Oscar and Lisa pulled Hugo off of him.
"Uh chief, I think Hugo will need a lot of rehabilitation before he can live with us." Oscar explained. The social workers nodded and took Hugo to be rehabilitated.
"I'm not living with that thing!" Bart yelled.
"Bart! That thing is your brother!" Oscar retorted.
"I hate you! You've really done it this time Oscar!" Bart yelled.
"Ok looks like an early night for you, Mr. temper tantrum..." Ned picked Bart up and took him to bed.
Oscar shrugged at the fourth wall as the story ended.
Plot 2
Genesis Tub
One morning Lisa was in her room looking in the mirror and grinning with a gap where her baby tooth had fallen out. Heh cute!
"There, now my experiment is complete!" Lisa said as she placed the tooth in a dish full of cola.
"Whattya doing? Trying to grow another you?" Bart asked. He had a balloon stuck to his head by static.
"No, I'm testing the effects of sugar on a tooth, soon I'll be able to ruin fizzy drinks for everyone!" Lisa explained.
"Not diet ones!" Oscar called.
"Aspartame rots your insides!" Lisa replied. "Anyway where's your experiment?"
"This is mine!" Bart points to the balloon. "To test if nerds conduct electricity..." Bart touched her and gave her a static shock.
"Ow!" Lisa yelped. "What was the point of that?!"
"Well it proves my theory! Nyahahahaha!" Bart laughed.
He zapped her with static one last time before leaving.
"Ow!" Lisa yelped. Bart ran away laughing. Lisa sighed and pointed at her tooth, a bolt leapt from her finger to the bowl. "That's odd..."
Bart went up to the attic.
Hugo yelled and jabbered as Bart zapped him with static electricity.
"Stop that Bart!" Hugo yelled.
"I am not Bart." Bart wore a spare curtain as a cape. "I am electric man!"
"No you're not! I am!" said Peter Griffin wearing red feety pyjamas and a pink curtain as a cape.
Bart winced.
Then he zapped Oscar.
Oscar yelled.
Bart laughed.
"Enough! Geez Bart you're starting to annoy me more than the OJ Simpson verdict!" Oscar yelled.
"Uh where's the cutaway?" Peter asked.
...
"Lisa! Breakfast! We're having waffles...!" Marge called.
"Oh! Waffles! Yum!" said Lisa as she went downstairs. The bowl sparked.
However they were square shaped ones without the lattice shapes as the waffle iron was broken.
Lisa was disappointed.
"I'm sorry dear but the waffle Iron is at the repair shop." Marge sighed.
"This is blasphemy upon the Waffle God!" Oscar ranted.
"Oscar, no breakfast item related heresy." Marge said firmly.
"Oh and no seconds Homer because we have to share all our food with Hugo now." said Marge.
Homer whined.
Hugo growled at Bart scaring him.
Bart flinched.
"Anyhoo. Hugo you have to bring in an experiment for the school science fair. What's yours?" Lisa asked Hugo.
"At last, I have harnessed the awesome power of coke and mentos mints! and those fools in the science club said it couldn't be done. Mwuhahahaha!" said Hugo laughing maniacally as he was doing the coke and mentos experiment.
Lisa winced.
Marge sighed annoyed as social workers were still in her home having tea.
"How long are you people going to be here?"
"Until you and your husband learn to look after all four of your children properly." said a CPS worker.
Homer groaned.
"Mr Simpson you should have thought more wisely before having so many children you can't look after properly." said a lady CPS worker.
Homer grunted annoyed as he ate his breakfast.
"Hugo you must have some fruit. You'll become very sick with scurvy!" said a CPS worker to Hugo.
Hugo jabbered and growled.
...
Lisa returned to check up on her experiment. "Oh! Mold!" she said seeing mold growing around the tooth. "That's science fair material!"
"Let's take a look!" She put the bowl under her microscope. "Hmmm... still the same..." She realises she hasn't turned up the magnification. "Oh silly me!" she does so and 'oooooh's at what she sees. At the strongest magnification she sees little blue people walking around in a forest.
"Oh my gosh! Little people! I've created life!" Lisa gasped.
"Coooool!" said Oscar.
There was a pause as in canon Lisa had breakfast but she already had it so, Meh...
In the kitchen the Simpsons were teaching Hugo table manners.
"Mom, Hugo's eating his napkin." Lisa sighed as Hugo was eating his napkin.
[All Laughing]
"He's so cute." Oscar cooed.
Bart winced.
"Ah, he's a cute guy." Marge giggled.
Homer scoffed annoyed.
"Now now sport. The napkin isn't food." A kind Male CPS worker explained softly.
Some time later...
Lisa checks on the experiment again.
"So... how are my little people..." Lisa says as she looks at them down the microscope. They've evolved upto a renaissance period and are building a church. "I've created Lutherans!" Lisa states to herself as the mini people are nailing a piece of paper to the church doors.
The tiny people also have curious bear cubs from Happy Little elves.
Speaking of which. Lisa checked the time.
"I'd love to keep watch over you my little people but my favourite show is about to start." said Lisa. She went downstairs to watch Happy Little Elves.
Meanwhile Hugo had captured Bart again.
"You're crazy!" Bart yelled as Hugo tied him to his chair.
"Well maybe we are all a little crazy... I know I am. I grew mad when they kept us apart!" said Hugo.
...
Suddenly Oscar came running in.
"Look what I found! He's stinky looking!" He was holding Hugo's pet Pigeon-rat.
"Oz, leave my pigeon-rat alone..." said Hugo sighing as he took his pet pigeon-rat.
Bart struggled.
"Oh and your mom told you Hugey not to play those sort of games with Bart. You know, tying him up etc." said Oscar.
Even later...
Lisa checks the tub again. This time her little people have advanced to the far and distant future with flying cars and skyscrapers around a giant tooth building.
Bart suddenly comes in and disturbs her. "Wow! Are you trying to grow a pet?" Bart asked.
"Bart no!" Lisa yelled trying to grab her tub with the tiny people in it.
"Whoops! My finger slipped! Whoops! My finger slipped!" He says repeatedly while poking the contents of the bowl.
"Bart!" Lisa yells, grabbing the bowl off him.
He runs off laughing.
"Oh no! My poor little people!" Lisa laments as he has destroyed parts of the tiny city. It's on fire with smashed buildings and crying people. "He is so rude!"
...
In the kitchen breakfast was being served.
"Mmmmmm, bacon," Homer moaned with hunger and drooled as Marge served him his bacon.
"Mr Simpson can you not..." Jurkle, Oscar's Jewish friend groaned.
"Oh yeah... you're Jewish..." Homer sighed.
"Oh Hugo! No no! You're getting your porridge splattered all over you!" Marge sighed as Hugo had made a mess while eating.
Hugo growled and made inhuman noises in a feral manner.
Marge sighed as she cleaned him up.
Hugo did not like being wiped and cleaned up and garbled beastly noises.
Lisa glared at Bart because she was mad at him for attacking her tiny town.
Bart whistled as he read a comic book. Ignoring her.
Lisa seethed.
"Haaaaaaauw! Hugey!" Oscar squealed as he hugged Hugo.
"Ugh! Oz is this gonna be like with the dolphas again?" Homer groaned.
...
That night while everyone was sleeping spaceships flew out of Lisa's tub followed by a mothership. They flew about the halls at night and over the dog.
They then flew into Bart's room. The mothership fired missiles into his mouth. Bart woke with a start.
"Whaaa?" The ships flew about him like annoying bugs and zapped him with lasers. "Ow! Ow! Quit it!" A ship flew in his ear and fired lasers before flying out. Bart groaned as smoke poured out of his ears.
He ran into Lisa's room.
"Bart! Get out of my room!" Lisa yelled.
"Your little pests attacked me!" Bart yelled.
"Well you practically destroyed most of their town!" Lisa retorted.
"You can't protect them forever! As soon as your back is turned it's toilet time for Tiny Town!" Bart ranted before going back to bed covered in welts from the spaceships.
Lisa sat down by her tub. "Oh he's right, it's no use! I can't protect you guys forever..." Lisa moaned. Suddenly a shrink ray tractor beam intercepted her. "Whoooooaaa!"
Lisa landed on a throne. She found herself surrounded by blue people.
"The shrink ray! It works!" said a professor Frink look-alike.
"Where am I?" Lisa asked.
A wise old man with a staff greeted her. "Oh great Lisa, you have watched over us for aeons!"
"You're the people I created?!" Lisa gasped. The people bowed down to her.
"Yes, quite so." The man explained.
"This is amazing! You're all very smart! Wait how comes you can talk and I can understand you?" Lisa asked.
"Why you taught us how to, oh wise and almighty one! We listened to your gentle voice for aeons." said the leader of the tiny people.
"But why am I here?" Lisa asked.
"We have brought you here to protect us from the evil one!" The man explained. "The one you call Bart..." The people start crying in pain.
"Oh! Him? He's just my big brother!" Lisa explained.
The old wise man gasped. "The evil one is your brother?"
"Well he is really obnoxious, and I'm sorry that he destroyed your city, but if you don't return me back to my original size I can't help you!" Lisa explained.
"But that's impossible! We would need some sort of growth ray!" The Frink tiny person explained. Lisa frowns at him. "No! Please not with the smiting and the lighting bolts and oh glavin! The plagues!"
Lisa sighed. "So I'm stuck here?!"
"I'm afraid so." said the Frink tiny person.
Suddenly Bart appeared.
"Oh no! The evil one approaches! Protect us Lisa!" The old man cries as Bart puts a seal tight cover on the tub.
"Nooooooo!" Lisa yells as the tub goes dark.
...
Later Skinner opens up the tub. Bart had decided to use Lisa's experiment as his own for the science fair.
"Well Simpson, this project is far more impressive than Martin's milk carton ukulele." said Skinner.
Martin wearing a grass skirt and a flower garland is playing a ukulele.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"I give this experiment first prize!" Skinner announced giving Bart an award. He named the experiment Bart's tiny town.
"No Principal Skinner! That's my experiment! Give me first prize!" Lisa groaned. However he couldn't hear her. Lisa mumbles in annoyance. The people stare at her.
"Shouldn't you all be grovelling?!" The people start grovelling. "And bring me some shoes! Nice ones!"
"I'll get her some socks too..." can be heard over the crowd as the people go to get her some shoes.
Plot 3
Citizen Kang
One late afternoon Homer is fishing in a lake. "Aaaaah, what a wonderful afternoon to be fishing..." He then shouts at the fish. "Take my bait damnit!"
Hugo winced.
Suddenly a beam shines on him from above. "Aaaaaah!" Homer screams as a claw comes down and grabs him. However it drops him in the lake and has to fish him out. He is taken into a spaceship. The UFO flies away.
Homer finds himself in Kang and Kodos's ship.
"I am Kang!" said Kang. "And this is my sister Kodos!"
"Y'ello." Kodos talks exactly like Homer...
"Aaaaagh! Aliens!" Homer screams. "Aaaaaw... I suppose you'll be wanting to probe me..." he groaned while pulling down his pants.
However Kang and Kodos look away in disgust. "That won't be necessary! We have learnt enough from probing!"
"Well what do you want? Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them!" Homer cried.
They show Homer around their ship. "We have brought you here to take us to your leader!" Kang explained.
"Oh! That's easy, that's President Bill Clinton!" Homer explained.
"Kodos! Set course for Clinton!" Kang declared.
"Abutbutbut!" Homer stutters. "It might not be him anymore. He's running against who is it... ah! Bob Dole!"
"An election... This complicates matters..." Kang pondered. "When will you humans learn that you function better united under one terrible ruler!"
The UFO then flew over America and abducted Bob Dole and Bill Clinton.
It abducted Bob Dole as he walked home.
Then it smashed the grabbing claw into the roof of the White House and took Bill and his bed. Oh look! No Hilary! XD!
Before they could get their bearings the aliens stripped them of their clothes and put them in preservation tanks.
"Ugh! Do they have to be naked?" Homer groaned.
"Uh yes! Now to the cloaning chambers!" Kang announced. The aliens went to the cloaning chambers and an automated system turned them into Bob Dole and Bill Clinton.
Homer gasped in horror.
"Why are you doing this?" Homer asked.
"So we may conquer your planet after its Presidental Election!" Kang explained. "However! Because you already know too much..." he pushes a lever and a gun sprays Homer with something.
"Gurblubblurble! What are you spraying me with?!" Homer asked.
"Rum! So that no one will believe you!" Kang explained. "Now get off of our ship!" They ejected him back into the lake.
...
The next morning Homer ran home.
"Homer! Where have you been? And why do you smell of booze?" Marge asked.
"Oh it was terrible! I was abducted by aliens! And they've kidnapped the president and Bob Dole!" Homer explained.
"Yeah... sure they have, Rummy!" Bart groans wafting away the smell of booze.
"Ooooh!" Homer groans as he runs off.
"I'm in this story too." said Hugo.
"Yes we know Hugo..." Bart sighed.
"Why don't I get a Treehouse of Horror story..." Gumbly/Graggle groaned.
"Because you're not real..." Oscar sighed.
...
Meanwhile Kang and Kodos as Bill Clinton and Bob Dole take part in the election announcing what they pledge to do and using tricks and performances to wow the voters.
However they say odd things that almost give em away.
"It doesn't matter which of us you vote for, your all doomed! Doooooomed I say!" said Kang as Bill Clinton.
Bob Dole tries to give everyone abortion rights.
Hill billies and priests and vicars boo and jeer.
"Fine no abortions." said Kodos as Bob Dole.
Women boo and jeer.
"Stop angering God and get back to the kitchen!" The hill billies yelled at the protesting women.
...
Meanwhile Homer finds the UFO and gets in because Kang forgot to lock it. He pilots it to fly.
Bill and Bob frantically pound on their preservation tanks to be let out.
"Oh yeah, I better free you guys." Homer tries to find the right switch and pushes one labled for the tubes. However it ejects Bill and Bob into outer space.
"Oh no! Ah well..." Homer gasps before realising it's too late and flies the UFO back to earth crashing it into the capitol building. He runs outside while Kang and Kodos as Bill and Bob are addressing the crowd.
"Stop! These are not the people you're voting for! They're just hideous space reptiles!" Homer explained pulling off their skins revealing the hideous aliens underneath. Everyone gasps in horror.
"That's true! But what are you going to do? You have to vote for one of us! It's a two party system!" Kang explained.
"I'll vote for a third party!" A man yells.
"Go ahead! Throw your vote away!" Kodos yelled. Ross Perot punches a hole in his hat in anger.
...
In the end Kang was voted in and made emperor of Earth. The human race were enslaved.
"Oh great! Enslaved by aliens... Ow! Do you have to whip us all the time?" Marge groaned as her family helped build things for the aliens.
"Well don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!" Homer explained. "Ow!" An alien whips him.
Hugo was attached to the slave chain with a collar too. He looked somewhat annoyed at being enslaved.
The end.
Epilogue
"None of those stories had a nice ending, Oscar..." Bart and Lisa explained in a black void.
"Fine... But Hugo still gets to live with you..." Oscar sighed.
The Happy ending
At the slave camp Oscar picked the lock on his manacles. He sneaked out at night while the alien guards were sleeping and arrived at the newly repaired ship. He sneaked on board and turned on the ship and took off. This set off sirens and woke up the guards.
"Intruder alert! Someone stop them!" Yelled an alien guard.
"Now where are the lasers on this thing?" Oscar asked. He found them. "Ah ha! Eat lasers freaks!" He killed all the aliens.
"Retreat! Retreat!" Kang and Kodos screamed as they tried to find a spare ship before Oscar blasted them.
...
"Now to free everyone..." Oscar freed all the prisoners and they celebrated.
...
Meanwhile in the Genesis Tub...
Lisa was sat on her throne. "How about I help you build a growth ray?" She asked.
"But that's impossible!" The Frink tiny person explained.
"Not for me! I am a 2nd grade genius and I made you guys!" Lisa explained. "If I can return to normal I can make sure the evil one really pays for what he's done!"
"Very well Lisa, but the quantum mechanics even confuse and gwoyvle me!" Frink sighed.
However Lisa managed to create a growth ray. She insisted they try it out on her. "I'll lure Bart over so you can shrink him!" Lisa explained. "It was nice to see you all, my little people!"
"You'll always watch over us!" The wise man said as Lisa was returned to normal size.
"It worked!" Lisa found herself in her room. "Ooooh Bart... I'm going out and leaving my tiny town unattended..." Lisa called as she hid in the closet.
"Oh boy!" Bart ran in and approached the tub, laughing evilly. However a tractor shrink beam zapped him. Making him tiny and taking him into the tiny city. "Ay carumba!" Bart yelled as he was shrunk.
He arrived in the middle of the town square and was quickly surrounded by very angry guards. Bart gulped.
"Bart, the evil one! You shall be punished for your heresy!" said the wise man furiously. "Take him away!" Bart was taken away to be punished.
"Nooooo!" Bart whined.
...
One month after being arrested Homer and Marge were finally allowed to see their kids under supervision.
"When can things go back to normal?" Marge asked.
"When you promise not to lock poor Hugo away again." Oscar explained. "A doctor has checked him over and he's only just started to recover from the malnutrition he's suffered for ten years..."
"We get it... we're not great parents..." Homer sighed.
"No you're horrible parents! I can't believe I thought you guys were nice!" Oscar scolded them. "Honestly, what sick monster locks a defenceless little boy up in an attic and practically starves them?!"
"You call this defenceless?!" said Homer showing bite marks on his arm.
"Did Hugo do that?!" Oscar asked.
"Everyone get ready for a Flanders style turkey dinner!" Ned explained as both families and the social workers sat down for dinner.
"Mom! Hugo's eating his napkin..." Lisa groaned as Hugo tried to eat his napkin. Everyone laughed.
"Happy Halloween everybody!" Everyone addressed the fourth wall.
Deleted scenes!
After Hugo was knocked out by Dr Hibbert.
"Mom! We think we saw Hugo get on a plane to Switzerland at the airport!" said Lisa running up to the attic.
The Simpsons all looked at each other unable to respond to this.
Genesis Tub.
Lisa was in a garden in the tiny people world. A curious bear cub was eating some one's leg.
"Why are they carnivores?!" Lisa yelled in disbelief.