Screwy Dewey and Louis During the events of The Otto Show Bart attends his first music class and causes trouble as usual. Meanwhile Dewey Largo. (Mr Largo) comes out of the closet and falls in love with a man called Louis.
Plot
The couch gag is the Simpsons as bubbles like Spongebob's bubble buddy landing on the couch and then popping.
The episode starts with the Simpsons doing something mundane. Then referencing Spinal Tap simply because Harry Shearer aka Ned, Mr Burns and other character voices was in it.
Bart sat bored in the lounge bay window, the day after the Spinal Tap concert.
He was bored because no one could go outside because a sudden biblical plague of locusts!
Locusts were hopping about outside.
Bart winced. "Why locusts?
"Because I'm referencing The Day of the Locust. A novel starring a character called Homer Simpson in it." said a voice off camera.
Bart winced.
"Perhaps something our cast list of voice actors starred in would make more sense. Ie Spinal tap because Ned's voice actor was in it." said Lisa.
Okay. Homer was suddenly Genie from Disney's Aladdin because he's Genie.
"Woohoo! I'm blue and magical!" Homer as Genie cheered. "Here's Genie!" He morphed to resemble Jack Nicholson.
Oscar laughed. "Now do Ringi Starr!"
"No." said Homer as Genie floating about.
Bart face palmed. "Narrator when Matt does a reference it matches up with a coherent story..." How does Dad as a genie match up with locusts outside and some dumb book..."
In The Day of the Locust. Homer was now a simple minded bookkeeper from California.
Bart cracked up laughing. "Homeboy's simple minded alright!"
"Why you little!" Homer tossed his account books and checks aside and lunged at Bart strangling him with his huge hands that had a mind of their own! "Oh! I don't control my hands! The hands control me!"
Lisa winced.
"That's a phoney excuse for physically abusing your son..." Hugo snarked.
"I think Oscar's referencing that novel I'm in, freak..." said Homer strangling Bart.
"I told you not to call Hugo that!" Oscar snapped.
Anyway Homer was controlled and pulled about by his hands who had a dominant mind of their own over him. Quite literally.
Rather amusingly, the Homer Simpson of The Day of the Locust also suffered torment from a bratty little boy. Adore Loomis.
Cue a little boy tossing rocks at Homer and pulling faces.
"This book is so much like my life..." Homer was concerned how eerily accurate the book is.
"Not really Dad. You're not an accountant... you work a the Nuclear Plant..," said Lisa.
"Guys try not to interrupt." said Oscar. "Now for my favourite bit. The casting of the film adaptation..."
Homer Simpson was played by Donald Sutherland.
Homer suddenly pointed at Lisa and screamed like the aliens from Invasion of the Bodysnatchers.
Lisa winced.
"And Adore Loomis is played by Jackie Earl Haley! Freddy Krueger!" said Oscar.
Homer screamed as a little boy who was supposed to be Adore Loomis now had Freddy Krueger's head.
"Oz! He was not known for playing Freddy Krueger in the remake yet!" Bart groaned.
Anyway Adore Loomis/Freddy Krueger pushed Donald Sutherland voiced Homer too hard that he snapped.
"Why you little!" Homer strangled Adore to death.
"Hmmmmmm! Oz I don't think you should be reading that book..." Marge sighed taking the book.
"I'm mature enough to read it..." Oscar pouted.
"Hrrrrmmmmmm..." Marge sighed.
...
Some time after getting his guitar, Bart is playing Polly Wally Doodle while they wait for the bus that morning.
Oscar had been stupid ever since that night he went to see Spinal Tap because he kept referencing that dumb cartoon Oscar's orchestra...
"I identify as a sentient blue piano now." said Oscar.
"No Oz..." Bart sighed.
Oscar the blue piano from Oscar's Orchestra looked baffled and concerned.
Nelson arrives.
"Cool ax!" said Nelson.
"Thanks Nelson." said Bart glum.
"What are you trying to play?" Nelson asked.
"Polly Wally Doodle..." Bart sighed.
"He's not very good at it." Lisa explained.
"Sounds more like Polly Wally Crappy! Ha!" Nelson made fun of Bart.
"That's really helpful Nelson..." Bart sighed.
Then Oscar referenced that time Lisa was Ralph's girlfriend.
"He decided I was his girlfriend. I just felt sorry for him because no one gave him a Valentine's card." said Lisa. "Then he got to insistent and the last straw was saying he wanted to marry me..."
"Bart didn't have to be such a jerk and break his heart while cross dressing as you." said Hugo scratching himself like a dog would while sat on the sidewalk.
Bart was more embarrassed about Hugo's antics than annoyed at him.
"Well maybe I should play Cupid and partner you up with someone else in your class... Hmmmmm..." said Oscar.
"Oz don't..." Lisa cringed.
"I know! Why don't you go out with Hubert Wong?" asked Oscar.
"I hate Hubert! We share the same birthday so everyone forgets mine but remembers his! How is that possible?! And he cheats because his classroom assistant does his work for him!" Lisa ranted.
"Sheesh! Touched a raw nerve there, didn't I..." said Oscar.
"Hey Milhouse, did you see that rainbow this morning?" Lisa changed the subject.
"Rainbows are fine until they come marching in and crawl up your butt and start biting your inside up there! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BUTT! STUPID RAINBOWS!" Oscar ranted.
Lisa grimaced.
"And for your information Hubert Wong's one to one assistant doesn't do his work for him! She probably transcribes his work into neater handwriting. He might be dyslexic or have messy handwriting!" Oscar ranted at her.
Lisa sighed.
"Yeah, it was huge, maybe that rainbow is a sign Lisa." said Milhouse.
"A sign of what?" Lisa asked.
"That we should be together..." said Milhouse.
Bart grimaced embarrassed.
"Uh no." said Lisa.
Ralph arrived with a hand puppet.
"Hi Ralph." said Lisa.
"Hi Lisa!" said Ralph.
"Kill her!" said his hand puppet in a demonic voice.
"No Mr Buttons! No!" said Ralph to his puppet.
"Kill her!" said the puppet.
Oscar winced.
Bart was too busy tuning his guitar to acknowledge this madness.
...
The school bus turned up.
"Whooooaaa! Cool ax little dude!" Otto saw Bart's electric guitar.
"Thanks Otto. I think something's wrong with it..." Bart sighed.
"Really? Let me have a go!" Otto took his guitar and played a really awesome guitar riff. Everyone cheered.
"Whooooooa!" Bart cooed. "How did you do that?!"
"Experience. I used to be in a band at college." Otto explained. "Mind if I play one of my songs?"
"No, go ahead Man!" Bart was eager to hear Otto Mann's music.
Otto played rock or heavy metal music.
Hugo clutched his ears in pain from the loud cacophony.
"I should invest in a pocket radio..." He groaned.
"What's your paper on Lis?" Milhouse asked Lisa.
"The suffering of bottle nosed dolphins." said Lisa.
Oscar overheard her. He got that look in his eye...
"Oz no!" Hugo groaned.
"Dolpha! Dolpha! Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
Lisa sighed.
Bart sighed hearing Oscar squealing about dolphins.
"Dolpha! Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
However one song became three and they were late for school. Of course Martin had to ruin their fun.
"Uh, I'd hate to ruin this serenade but we're half an hour late to school!" said Martin.
Nelson punched him hard and knocked him out.
"Coooool! I think you gave him a black eye!" Oscar cooed.
"Awesome!" said Nelson.
"The kid that sounds like Minnie Mouse is right! Put your seatbelts on kids! We're going for a ride!" Otto explained.
Oscar laughed. "It's funny because it's true... they're both voiced by Russi Taylor..."
"But the school bus doesn't have seatbelts!" Lisa explained. Suddenly everyone was thrown backwards as Otto took off at frightening speed as he drove like a maniac.
Wiggum and his officers saw him and gave chase. And Wiggum made a comment of how he liked the Treehouse of Horror story where Bart ruled Springfield with his psychic powers.
"Hey Lou, is Bart our omnipotent all powerful overlord again?" Wiggum asked.
"No that was a Treehouse of Horror story. It didn't really happen..." said Lou. Yes it did!
"I liked that story." said Wiggum.
Lou sighed.
Otto drove like a maniac trying to get to the school.
"Coooool!" Oscar cooed as the bus swerved and threw them all about.
Eventually the school bus turned up late and smashed up Super Intendent Chalmers's car.
The kids cheered at their wild ride except Wendell who was sick.
"Alright everyone off!" Otto let them off the bus.
"Uh Otto, my guitar." Bart asked for his guitar back.
"Oh yeah, here you go." Otto gave him back his red guitar. And this is where these episodes split up.
"Skinnnerrrrr!" Chalmers yelled. "Your bus driver just dented my car and is half an hour late!"
"I'll have words with him sir." said Skinner. "Children hurry into class! You're all half an hour late..."
Everyone went to class.
...
Bart went into school unaware of Otto's scolding from the principal that was happening outside. He went to Mrs Krabappel's to register for absence on Monday mornings as he was now attending extra curricular music lessons/instrument lessons.
"Well, enjoy missing morning maths. You'll have to catch up though Bart." Mrs Krabappel explained.
"D'oh!" said Bart.
After Bart left. Mrs Krabappel got the morning's maths lesson started.
"Class, turn to page 125. Today we will be learning about pi." said Mrs Krabappel drawing the letter Pi on the chalkboard.
"Mmmmmmmm! Pi..." Hugo moaned and drooled. Nelson lunged at him and started beating him up, "Ow! Oof! Sonnuva! Ow!"
Mrs Krabappel sighed. Those two boys of mine... Martin and Hugo... She actually liked teaching them because they listened. But they got themselves beaten up by Nelson on regular occurrences because of their high intellect.
Bart then went to Mr Largo's class. He sighed as his nerdy little sister, Lisa was there. She sighed back, knowing his troublesome reputation.
"Children, we have a new student today. Most of you probably know Lisa's older brother Bart." Largo explained.
Everyone cheered.
"Silence! No cheering in my class!" Largo told everyone off. They went quiet. "Now it seems you play the electric guitar. I don't allow such popular instruments in my class! You'll be playing with a school provided guitar."
Largo gave him a wooden guitar similar to the one Lisa had in Lisa Needs Braces. after getting her braces.
"Aw geez." Bart groaned.
"Take your seat Bart." said Largo. Bart did so, next to his sister.
Largo then held a boring lecture.
Bart kept putting his hand up to ask stupid questions.
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Bart asked.
"No Bart, mayonnaise is not an instrument..." Largo replied.
"What about armpit noises?" Bart did armpit noises. Everyone laughed. Except Lisa who was mortified.
"That's it! Detention after class Bart!" Largo yelled. "Ay ay ay! Is this the same Bart Edna warned me about?!" He muttered under his breath.
Plot 2
At the Simpsons house Marge's sisters came round. Homer who was off work for some reason got a snarky response from them that referenced some folk hero or media reference.
"There goes Davy Crockett in his bald skin cap." said Patty. This brought out the worst in Oscar who made constant references to Verne from Back to the Future the cartoon series and Don Bluth's Rock'a-adoodle. What hat will amuse him today?
Oscar spun a wheel of fortune called The Wheel of Hats. It landed on Top Hat.
"Those aren't funny and the only person I know that wears one is John Darling from Disney's Peter Pan." He paused. "Oh and Simon Legree."
Teddy his living teddy bear sighed. "What about when Screwy Squirrel dresses up as Fred Astaire? Or when I dress up as Fred Astaire?"
Oscar didn't know who that was. "I don't know who Fred Astaire is. I always think you're just doing a musical number or cabaret." He pondered. "Then when I was still a baby, I'd often take your top hat and puke in it for some reason."
Teddy gagged in disgust.
Homer went out and went through his mail when what could only be described as having the body of a small child and the head of Freddy Krueger was pulling faces at him and doing crude Mae West impressions.
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." said Adore Loomis.
Suddenly, because the book says so. He is wearing a dorky Buster Brown outfit. Curly blond floppy locks a wide brim hat etc. What young Monty Burns wore as a child.
Adore winced.
"Those curls are to die for..." Kearney sighed.
"Why you little! Why won't you stay dead?!" Homer throttled Adore Loomis.
Back at Oscar.
He was reading The Day of the Locust. "And then a film festival turned into a violent riot at my sister Big Mouth's teacher's Pleasure Dome. Names redacted for privacy..." Pleasure dome guy in the book is really named after a teacher I know. "All I can say readers is ... well it involves Ricardo Montalban..."
Ricardo Montalban appeared.
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Oscar screamed.
Teddy grimaced.
Donald Sutherland arrived on Evergreen Terrace.
"Well hi diddly Ho visitor! Who might you be?" Ned asked Donald Sutherland.
"Simpson, Homer Simpson." said Donald Sutherland.
"OH MY GOD! He has my name!" Our Homer yelled.
"Yeah that's because the author is referencing The Day of the Locust." Marge sighed.
Oscar laughed.
There's also mention of twins. One was good and apparently one was evil! EVIIIIIILLLL! Gahahahaha!
Hugo in class leered menacingly at his twin, Bart.
Bart was still unnerved by Hugo.
"Why are you here Homer?" Our Homer Simpson asked The Homer Simpson from The Day for the Locust.
"I am the new curator for the museum." said Homer Simpson.
"Coooool! I uh think... Uh do the exhibits come to life at night and talk?" Oscar asked. No that's a Ben Stiller movie that hasn't been wrote yet...
"Uh... no..." said Donald Sutherland as Homer Simpson.
"Well there can't be two Homers. That would be weird..." said Our Homer.
"That's okay. I'll assume the name of Hollis Hubert." said Homer Simpson of The Day of the Locust.
Marge made an exasperated groan.
Adore Loomis was there pulling ugly faces at Homer, possibly our one or Donald Sutherland's. He made a gookie, pulled at his eyelids etc.
Homer growled.
...
Bart was held after class to write lines. Lisa was disappointed in him, but felt sorry he wasn't being allowed to express his music.
"I'm sorry Largo is forbidding you from playing your guitar. He's like that with me all the time with my jazz..." Lisa explained.
"Ugh! How can I get back at him? He's such a dork!" Bart groaned.
"Well, normally I wouldn't encourage your bad behaviour, but if you really want to get under his skin, play that guitar. Play it with all your rebellion and anger towards him." Lisa explained.
"Ok, but I kinda suck still. I came here to learn to play it..." Bart sighed.
"I can help. I'll get Mom to take us both to King Toots later. I need some new reeds." Lisa replied.
The trip to King Toots didn't really help Bart. But Mr Toot gave him some confidence.
"Your mother brought your guitar from my store Bart, so I'll be happy to help any customer. Just stay away from my son, Rory. He does nothing but discourage customers." said Mr Toot.
Rory tutted and rolled his eyes. He knew unfortunately Lisa's fingers were too stubby to play the saxophone. How she still manages to play good Jazz he hadn't a clue.
"I'm bored. Kids I'll be next door at Moe's." said Homer.
"Oh no you don't!" said Marge. "You're taking Hugo to the science museum! And you're being nice to him!"
Homer groaned.
Hugo jabbered and growled in a beastly manner.
Homer seethed at Hugo.
"You heard the lady. You have to be nice! Capiche?" Oscar warned Homer.
Homer sighed.
"Let the other Homer from that film take him..." Homer groaned.
"Okay that's getting really dumb now!" Iago from Aladdin yelled.
Oscar chuckled.
Homer dropped Hugo off at the science museum.
"Thanks, Dad. You won't be bored?" Hugo smiled as Oscar had drugged Homer to be civilised.
"Boy, some of the best times I've ever had... were in the back seat of a car. Ohhh..." said Homer. There is a flashback of a car rocking side to side at a teenager's make out point... Eeeeeew! "Oh, baby. Oooooh! Oh yeah..." Homer is heard moaning.
"Eeeeeeeeugh! Dad! Too much info!" Hugo groaned in disgust. He went off to the museum in disgust.
Homer ate snacks as Hugo went into the museum alone.
Hugo sighed as he headed to the museum bare foot and wearing one of Bart's old rotten moth eaten shirts and a set of mouldy shorts with holes in them too.
The Squeaky Voiced Teen running the ticket office said nothing about a neglected, scruffy child buying a ticket to go into the museum.
The teenager shrugged.
Hugo looked about the museum intrigued by the stuffed mammoths, artefacts, hieroglyphics etc. Informative subjects that bored his twin.
"Excuse me." said Hollis/ Locusts Homer.
Hugo hissed.
"Sorry to startle you but no touring the museum without shoes on..." said Hollis.
Hugo grumbled and put his blue sneakers on.
Then Abe was selling his love potion again.
"It kubricates, rubricates... Soothes rashes and hot flashes..." Grampa advertised his miracle love potion.
"Oil? I can get this down at the store. I'm Homer Simpson by the way..." said Donald Sutherland.
No you're not! That's a book they turned into a movie!
...
At King Toots.
Bart strummed his guitar.
Lisa honked her saxophone.
"Get bent..." Bart was annoyed by her wanting to do a duet.
Oscar grimaced when he saw Üter looking at dorky instruments like the tuba or an accordion. The fat kid at school especially if his German always plays a lame ugly looking instrument.
"Ah yes! I can hear ze joyful Bavarian oompah bands!" said Üter.
"Oompa Loompa! Doopity-" Oscar sang with a grin.
"Enough!" Üter yelled.
"Oz don't annoy Üter..." Bart sighed.
Lisa found the saxophone reeds and paid for them.
Meanwhile...
Alone at the museum Hugo only had the the fourth wall to talk to.
"Anyhoo, as much as I like quietly observing the orrery or looking at the beetle collection of dead beetles jazzed up by the mayor to be a reference to the Beatles... Heh! Ringo Stag Beetle..." Hugo monologued. "I don't like the Museum owner voiced by Donald Sutherland because he was mean to my sister just because she revealed the truth about Jebediah Springfield that he actually was no hero."
In Lisa the Iconoclast.
"Jebediah was no hero. He was actually a pirate called Hans Sprungfield who attacked the president, George Washington in the Whitehouse one day." said Lisa berating the museum owner for not believing her that the town hero was a thug.
Hollis the museum owner pointed angrily at Lisa and screamed that alien scream Donald Sutherland does in Invasion of the Bodysnatchers.
(Invasion of the Bodysnatchers scream)
"Oz that reference was funny once. But no you can't write Mr Hurlburt the museum owner, of a historical museum by the way, as screeching like the monsters from Invasion of the Bodysnatchers...
Okay he banned Homer, you and Bart and your future children. For six months...
"You are banned from this museum! And your children! And your children's children! For six months!" Yelled Hollis. I preferred him screeching that weird alien screech...
"Gee thanks Mom..." Zia Simpson in the future groaned.
Hugo sighed in the present.
Hollis sighed observing the Jebediah exhibit.
"You want the truth sir? The fact is YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! SOMETIMES THE TRUTH ABOUT OUR HEROES IS UGLY!" Hugo ranted.
"Stop insulting my heroes! Liberal!" Hollis yelled.
Hugo frowned at Hollis and quietly observed the orrery of the solar system. A voice recording spoke about the planets and stating facts about them like Saturn's rings.
"Polaris, the star of the north... mighty Orion's Belt... the majestic Milky Way... home of a familiar blue planet we call... Rigel VII. Not too far from Earth." said the recording.
Hugo winced.
Rigel VII is Kang's home planet.
"Okay Space Squids. What did you do now..." Hugo sighed aloud.
"Curses! The humanoid has discovered us!" said Kodos from somewhere.
Hugo got up and looked behind the orrery set to the behind the scenes area. Kang and Kodos were there.
"Um pay no attention to the aliens behind the curtain!" said Kang.
"Wizard of Oz reference!" Oscar yelled. "QMG! Hentai tentacle monsters!"
Hugo winced.
...
The next day Bart found that Skinner was now driving the bus until Otto got his driver's license.
"Please sit down Bart." Skinner told him to take a seat. He sat next to Milhouse as usual.
"Where's Otto?" Bart asked.
"Oh you won't be seeing from that palindrome for a while." said Skinner.
Bart looked stumped or confused.
Hugo face palmed. "A palindrome is a word that reads the same forwards or backwards... like Mom or Dad or Hannah..."
"Very good Hugo!" said Skinner as Bart took a seat on the bus.
The ride was quiet until Lisa asked for music. Skinner didn't approve of Otto's choice in music so he sang a childish campfire/bus trip song called Hail to the bus driver! The bus driver man. Bart groaned as he hated these kind of songs.
Martin was the only one joining in until Skinner asked everyone else to.
"Hail to the bus driver! The bus driver man!" Skinner and Martin sang.
"Come on children! It's fun!" said Skinner. Everyone reluctantly joined in, singing half heartedly.
Eventually they came to a junction with traffic. Despite Lisa's advice, Principal Skinner was too polite to drive into the junction as he assumed someone would give way.
Unfortunately they didn't.
Eventually Skinner had grown a stubble from waiting so long and his patience had ran out. He was screaming at the traffic to let him go.
Ralph started singing Hail to the bus driver.
"Hail to the bus dri-"
"Shut up!" Skinner shouted at him.
Ralph flinched.
"Come on! Let my children go!" Skinner yelled.
"No! cease him!" yelled Rameses the evil pharaoh from the bible story Exodus.
Lisa sat on the school bus winced exasperated.
"Moses reference." said Oscar.
Plot 3
After school Bart found Otto had been kicked out of his accommodation for not paying rent and was living in a dumpster. With several angry Clownjas. He convinced him he could get him a temporary stay at his house until Otto was back on his feet.
"That's cool Bart. But what about your folks?" Otto asked.
"Let me handle that..." Bart smirked.
Late that night Otto arrived at the Simpsons.
"Pssst! Over here Otto." Bart in his pyjamas stealthily let him in the garage. Barring extremely loud noises like a small rock concert. The Simpsons slept like logs.
"Thanks dude. How about we have a little jam session?" said Otto holding his guitar.
"Cooool! I'll get my guitar." Bart left and returned with a guitar.
They played loud music. Great idea Bart...
Shortly after Bart had woken everyone up with his raucous rock concert in the garage he explained to his mom with a doctored recording that she apparently agreed to let Otto stay over for as long as he liked until he was back on his feet. It was obvious that Bart was doing an impression of her on the tape.
"That is not my voice..." Marge frowned.
And Homer accused her of being an imposter.
"How many children do we have?"
"Three!" said Marge annoyed.
"Wrong lady!" He brought forward Hugo.
"Homer Hugo's not canon!" Marge sighed.
"Yes he is!" Oscar snapped.
Despite this they let Otto stay.
However despite Bart's promise, Otto didn't help out at all. All he did was drink Homer's beers, lay around watching TV all day and jam with Bart teaching him to play his guitar properly. Which gave everyone a serve headache.
"Bart! Otto! Stop playing those guitars and go to sleep!" Homer yelled.
And requested odd books like a Where's Waldo. A book from the vampire's point of view. Ace grinned and held up such a book. And a book with naked ladies in it.
"Naked ladies!" Oscar screamed obsessed.
Marge sighed.
The last straw was one night when Otto decided to tell Lisa a scary bedtime story of a mad axe murderer causing her to scream the house down.
The next day, despite Bart's protests and Marge quoting the bible on helping those less fortunate, Homer kicked Otto out. He also kicked out Oscar for being a smart aleck and dressing up as the Fonz.
...
That weekend Dewey Largo went to the gay district of Springfield to have coffee because he felt comfortable there. Mr Smithers skated past on roller skates.
"Mr Largo from Springfield Elementary?! I didn't know you were-"
"A dame? Well I've only just came out of the closet. I haven't told anyone yet." said Dewey.
Then some cartoon gays (the really over the top flaming ones) drove past. "Helloooooo!" They said in mincing tones "oh Waylon! Who's the bear?!"
"It's no one!" Smithers ran away dropping his shopping.
"Tch! Someone's in denial... And those roller skates! Ugh!" Dewey sighed.
Suddenly. "SIMOOOOOOOOON! Oh where are you, you wicked man!" cried an effeminate sounding but extremely muscular hulk of a man wearing a vest and hot pants presumably trying to find his boyfriend.
Dewey winced concerned.
Elsewhere Homer was annoyed Marge told him off for trying to kick Oscar out and went out to sleep in his hammock. Adore Loomis was in the backyard of the Brown House, Ruth's house.
"Land ho!" Adore teased him about his weight.
"Shut up Freddy Krueger faced kid..." Homer groaned.
"What's up, Pop 'n' Fresh?" Adore snarked.
Homer screeched like Donald Sutherland in Invasion of the Bodysnatchers.
"Oh great the Narrator found his obsession this episode..." Bart in class groaned.
Then Donald Sutherland was killed by a midget in a red rain coat.
"Uh okay..." Bart cringed.
Elsewhere Hugo was in the Egyptian exhibit of the museum. Also it's only 1997, so anime isn't popular in the US yet so no Yugi and his nauseating pink and black hair doesn't exist yet to haunt the Egyptian sections of museums.
Hugo wondered what the narrator was raving about while studying a sarcophagus.
Elsewhere Donald Sutherland was in the Dirty Dozen with Lee Marvin.
"Oh good. Lee Marvin is always drunk and violent." said Homer Simpson relieved.
"Hey tubby! Pipe down! I'm trying to do my taxes!" said Homer Simpson from The Day of the Locust.
...
Bart went to see Otto after school in his dumpster and explained Homer was constantly putting him down and had no faith in him.
The dumpster Clownjas hissed at him.
Bart sighed exasperated.
Oscar laughed.
Otto didn't care and accepted that he was a bum.
Oscar kept singing "Bum! Bum! Buuuuum!"
Bart cupped his hand over Oscar's mouth to silence him.
"He didn't call you a bum, he called you a sponge." said Bart.
That was what made Otto mad. "A sponge?! I'll show him who's a sponge!" He stormed off to the DMV while remarking about something about living in a pineapple under the sea...
Bart grimaced exasperated.
"That cartoon still doesn't exist yet..." said Oscar.
...
Otto stormed into the DMV and wanted Patty to put him on the Drivers Education course again. She seemed reluctant until he started ranting angrily about Homer Simpson.
"Ooooooooh! Anyone who hates Homer is a friend of ours..." said Patty in a sultry manner.
And so she helped him pass his driving test etc.
Elsewhere Mr Burns and his son Larry had dinner.
"Pull up a seat Pops, you too Chuckles." said Larry sounding like Rodney Dangerfield.
A clown honked his horn.
"That's it?! A friggin clown?!" Bart in his room ranted.
"I like clowns..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed exasperated.
Oscar then annoyed Rex Banner over his bizarre slang.
Rex and some cops broke into a Meth lab. "Now what's afoot here you hooligans?"
"Um this is a pet shop." One of the criminals lied.
"What kind of pet shop is full of rambunctious yahoos, and-" said Rex.
"No! Rambunctious Googles!" Oscar yelled popping out from a cardboard box.
Everyone looked baffled and exasperated.
"Or... Rambunctious Ask Jeeves..." Oscar added.
...
Of course Otto got his happy ending and was reinstated as bus driver after getting his driver's license.
Now of course remains to see if Bart gets his...
"Of course I will..." said Bart.
Bart went to his music lesson.
"I hope we don't have a repeat of last week, Bart..." Mr Largo said sharply. When he turned around to write on the blackboard Bart made a face at him.
It was then time for band practice. Bart and Lisa agreed to prank Largo with a rebellious duet. While awaiting their turn Bart noticed the boy with pink shades attended music lessons to play the clarinet.
Before Tress McNeille voiced pink shades boy could reply Lisa interrupted.
"He's always here. Even in the title sequence." Lisa explained. The boy with shades frowned.
It was then Bart and Lisa's turn. They started playing the piece of music required for the up and coming live performance in front of the school but suddenly started playing a jazz rock fusion of the Simpsons theme tune.
"Simpsons!" Largo yelled.
Elsewhere third grade.
"Kids I have an announcement!" said the teacher.
"You're gay?! Inane Brian yelled in anguish.
"No Brian..." the teacher sighed.
...
Marge and Homer weren't happy with Bart and Lisa.
"Lisa I know Mr Largo can be rather oppressive of your jazz but that's no excuse to encourage Bart to misbehave!" Marge told her off. "Not that he needs encouraging..." she sighed.
"I'm sorry but Mr Largo is really grating on me!" Lisa protested.
"I like this new rebellious Lisa!" Bart remarked.
Lisa blushed. "Bart... Nevermind..."
"And Homer..." Marge was exasperated because Homer had one of his hare brained schemes again. Like making his own liquor to undermine Rex Banner's prohibition.
"Homer, you and Oz have got to give up on this crazy scheme of yours"
"Never!" Homer and Oscar yelled.
Marge sighed.
Meanwhile Dewey was having coffee in the gay district when a man joined him at his table.
They chatted and Dewey learned the man was called Louis. He found the man, who was gay, attractive. They pursued a relationship.
...
"Uh Oscar, I don't think our show's content rating allows a gay scene..." Bart interrupted the scene. We're now in Bart's room with him and Oscar.
"Sure it does!" said Oscar. He picked up Stitchface, the football and took a knee.
"No it doesn't work that way and- Are you trying to take a knee for the rest of the episode?" Bart retorted. "You can't do tha-" Suddenly the episode cut to the end credits.
Meanwhile
Otto turned up.
"Hey Bart dude." said Otto.
"Hey Otto." said Bart.
"Hey, little dude, think I could crash in your garage again? I can't seem to find my house." Otto asked.
"I don't know. Last time, my dad got angry about the place smelling like a rock concert. Why don't you sleep in your bus?" Bart asked.
"Plus you told Lisa a scary bedtime story and she screamed the house down." said Oscar.
During the Otto Show Oscar kept trying to reference Oscar's Orchestra.
"Oz no!" Bart groaned.
Homer is walking to Moe's. However, there is a long line in front of the Moe's. Homer decides to see what is going on. "Possibly another of Moe's money making schemes." Homer thought as he investigated.
However it was actually because Clark Gable was there signing autographs.
"He was at the cemetery attending as the only mourner of a grave while everyone else was at Harry's funeral. Poor Harry..." Homer sobbed.
"Wrong Homer..." Bart groaned.
"Hey you clowns! This booze isn't gonna drink itself! Get in here!" Moe yelled. He saw Homer. "Hey Homer. That kid from The Day of the Locust still bothering you?"
Adore Loomis was pulling faces at Homer.
"What do you think...?" Homer groaned.
...
Elsewhere Ace was annoyed at Spinal Tap's ignorance of Eastern Europe comparing it to Hungary and saying all the Slovak countries are called -Ungaria at the end of them like Bulgaria.
"That is not true! Romania has a rich colourful history of Roma culture and vampires..." Ace the vampire ranted.
Then Spinal Tap confused Budapest for Bucharest.
"Budapest is in Hungary! Bucharest is in Romania! Different countries! One is a former Axis country. The other has medieval castles with vampires living in them! And um lesbian pop stars..." said Ace.
"Lesbians you say?" Barney said
"Barney. Please leave." Ace said
Trivia The episode is named after Huey, Dewey and Louie, Donald Duck's nephews. Bart is given Lisa's guitar she had in Lisa Needs Braces.