Max Power Max from Mighty Max tries to show his friend Oscar how to write a monster of the week format show and not just stupid crap involving shiny noses and diaper sniffing. But can he get through to Oscar and save the world from the evil Skullmaster? Also features rat soldiers and psycho pigs from Battletoads because I think those universes go together.
PlotBaby Oscar is with the future Rugrats, post Rugrats in Paris. However this is a dream as everything is very surreal. For example much to Chuckie's chagrin Oscar has imagined him as baby Bart with ginger hair and glasses.
Tommy Pickles is trying to lead the group as an Indiana Jones parody but Chuckie Bart isn't helping.
"Eat my shorts, Tommy!' said Chuckie.
"Chuckie enough! I'm not eating your shorts!" Tommy sighed. "I bet they taste funny."
"Hey, don't have a cow man!" said Chuckie.
"Hehehe! Nancy Cartwright..." Oscar giggled in his sleep during a sleepover as Bart was planning to do the hand in a dish of water trick on him so he'd pee himself in his sleep. However hearing Oscar break the fourth wall in his sleep Bart winced.
In the dream.
"I don't like this new Chuckie..." Tommy sighed as Chuckie went from the easily scared nerd to a rebellious trouble maker making references to his voice actress's other work.
"Ay carumba!" yelled Chuckie Finster.
"And I don't think much about the new Phil after he came back from his year long vacation..." said Tommy.
Phil was moonlighting as Sirus from Dark Cloud 2 again. He was laughing evilly and proclaiming himself as Emperor Griffon.
"Mwuhahahaha! Yes it is I! The one you would call Emperor Griffon! The ruler of darkness!" Phil dressed as Sirus declared laughing evilly.
Lil grimaced.
In the real world Bart had just about enough of Oscar's weird dreams and woke him up by pinching his nose. Oscar coughed and spluttered and woke up.
"Hey what gives?" Oscar whined.
"You were having weird dreams about me as Chuckie Finster again... weren't you..." Bart sighed.
"So?" Oscar groaned. Bart's room was silent except for Milhouse in his sleeping bag snoring. Bart was certainly planning to prank him too.
"Can you not? Or at least not mumble in your sleep?" Bart groaned.
"Fine... I'll try..." said Oscar before going back to sleep cuddling Teddy, his living teddy bear.
It was barely a few seconds and he was already giggling and mumbling about Nancy Cartwright again. "Hehehe! Oh Nancy! You can't be Bart Simpson and Chuckie Finster! What will the fans think?!"
Bart groaned and face palmed. He woke Oscar by holding his nose again, because he was a nose breather in his sleep not a snorer.
Oscar woke with a start.
"What?!" Oscar whined annoyed.
"You're doing it again! Stop making references to me voicing Chuckie!" Bart said, annoyed.
"Fine..." Oscar went off to sleep but Bart nudged him to wake him.
"And why have you brought your teddy bear creature to my sleepover you baby?!" Bart groaned.
"Says the boy who still uses a night light and still believes in the Boogeyman..." said Oscar.
"Okay you got me. Sweet dreams pal. And stop imagining me as Chuckie..." Bart sighed as he yawned and went off to sleep.
Oscar drifted off to sleep too.
...
It was this night that the Simpsons got up to some rather odd nocturnal hijinks. For example Lisa and Hugo were watching Itchy and Scratchy late at night. It was a boring episode where Itchy just gently hit Scratchy on the head with a hammer and giggle.
"Ow!"
"Hehehe!"
"Ow!
"Hehehe!"
Lisa and Hugo sat bored.
"Ow!"
"Hehehe!"
"Ow!"
"Hehehehe!"
"Kids! Say no to drugs!" The cartoon cat and mouse were doing a drug PSA.
"That was boring..." said Hugo.
"Yeah, that was unusually tame for Itchy and Scratchy! Even Ren and Stimpy get away with far worse than that!" Lisa sighed in disappointment. "Hugo, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so Lisa, but burlap chafes me so." said Hugo.
There was a laughter track. Lisa hushed it because people are sleeping.
"No! I meant we could come up with a better episode than that..." said Lisa.
Hugo pondered. "True, but that's something for you and Bart. I'm busy tomorrow performing science experiments."
"Fine, but you won't be on the script credits..." Lisa sighed.
"Meh don't care..." said Hugo going to bed.
Lisa sighed.
Hugo quietly headed upstairs and to the attic.
"Okay lady, I love you! Buh bye!" Hugo could hear Oscar talking in his sleep.
"And don't do impressions of Mindy either..." Bart groaned from his room where the sleepover was happening.
Hugo winced. He shook his head and climbed up the attic ladder.
In the attic he found Dark Oscar arguing with Hao from Shaman King again.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? That's not enough distilled EVIL! You got it set to 2 THAT'S BAMBI SETTING" Dark Oscar snapped.
Hugo hushed him.
"Don't shush me! You inferior diabolical genius. Well inferior in malice. Superior in intellect, I'll give you that..." said Dark Oscar.
"Evil Oz... my parents are sleeping..." Hugo explained quietly.
"And I think I know how to be the main villain..." said Hao.
"No you don't! You think that little girl that follows you around is cute! Evil doesn't do cute!" Dark Oscar ranted.
Hugo hushed him again.
...
It was also on this night that Sideshow Bob had escaped from prison so Wiggum offered his services to guard the house at night. He was in the kitchen eating a large hoagie sandwich.
Homer came down wearily to get a midnight snack.
"Hey Homer." said Wiggum.
"Hey, where did you get that sandwich?" Homer asked Wiggum.
"Oh your maid Consuela made it for me." said Wiggum.
We pan over not to Consuela the Hispanic maid from Family Guy but, Sideshow Bob in a poor disguise wearing a towel on his head like a house wife. He was washing the dishes and frowning as he plotted to kill Bart.
"Okay..." Homer yawned. "Consuela make me a sandwich. Baloney and all the trimmings..."
Homer soon returned to bed with a hoagie sandwich and started eating it, much to Marge's annoyance as she warned him numerous times that it was unhealthy to eat so late at night, especially in bed.
Homer suddenly had a brief moment of clarity.
"Aaaaahhhh! Wait a minute! We don't have a maid!" He set aside his hoagie and took up his shotgun.
Elsewhere in Jumanji.
"Wait a minute! I don't have a maid! I shot her last week!" said Van Pelt waking up all of a sudden to find the brats, Peter, Judy and Oscar sneaking about his cabin with that infernal Parrish and trying to steal his sola topee or Victorian safari hat.
"Ouch! Why? Did she mix your dark coloured washing with your lights or something?!" Oscar remarked.
Peter as a turtle hushed him. Jumanji had cursed him with an animal transformation for some reason this episode.
"No you shush, Michelangelo..." said Oscar.
Peter winced exasperated.
"ENOUGH!" Van Pelt roared and fired his elephant gun.
The kids screamed and scattered.
During the chase which is only relevant to Homer because of them both remembering at night that they don't have maids...
Van Pelt found Turtle Peter making a lame attempt to hide under a curtain.
"Tonight I dine on turtle soup..." Van Pelt boasted while reloading his gun.
"Hey that's my villainous boast!" Shredder yelled.
Oscar got to the main door of Van Pelt's lodge and frantically tried to get out. However it was locked tight.
"I'm afraid you won't be escaping that way..." said Van Pelt reloading his gun.
"Luckily a golden key can open any door." said Oscar retrieving a gold key from somewhere. It magically unlocked the door. Oscar fled the lodge.
"Blast!" Van Pelt yelled.
In the jungle, where the lion sleeps toniiiiiight!
"I always have an ace up my sleeve..." Oscar chuckled. Speaking of which an Ace of Spades card flew out of his left sleeve of his sweater. "Oops!"
Back at the Simpsons.
Wiggum, now alert arrested Sideshow Bob, luckily before he could harm Bart.
...
The following morning after Wiggum and Sideshow Bob left because they're not in this episode and somehow Homer single handedly foiled Sideshow Bob's plan. The Simpsons watched TV. On the TV was programs such as America's funniest tornadoes. A man got a stop sign flying straight into his groin. Homer laughed hysterically. Then All in the Family 1999. A version of All in the Family where all the characters are old now and the dad lives with a black man, a Chinese American and a hippy. He tries to come across as bigoted but the hippy glares at him so he submits to liking his new house mates.
"Aw geese they got me living with an African American, not an American and woman!"
The black guy, China man and woman glare at him.
"And I couldn't be happier!" said the Dad from All in the Family.
"This show's not the same ever since they changed such and such's voice actor." said Homer.
"But Dad, shows do that all the time!" said Lisa.
"Really?" Homer asked.
"All the time!" said Lisa.
"That's why Bart is Chuckie now instead of the lady who voices Dexter from Dexter's lab and Gosalyn Mallard - the late Christine Cavanaugh." said Oscar. Bart elbowed him to stop being silly about him as Chuckie.
"Why networks could change a character's voice actor all the time, and you wouldn't notice! Hi diddly ho Neighbourinos!" said Ned with a different voice for some reason.
Oscar screamed and ran off accusing the different voiced Ned of being a demon.
The Simpsons sweat dropped.
"This is indeed a disturbing universe." said James Earl Jones Maggie.
"And now Mid season kicks off with Admiral Baby.
Sailors on a ship are talking.
"Yeehehehe! We're taking the entire 6th fleet to Candy Island?!" A higher ranking sailor asked asked one of the lowest ranking ones.
"Those are the admiral's orders Sir." said the sailor to his commanding officer.
The camera pans over to a baby in a diaper and admiral uniform in a play pen stumbling about gurgling.
"Babbling"
"Canned Laughter"
The Simpsons didn't find that funny,
Oscar who had returned from running off in terror did find it amusing.
"Hehehehe! Awwwwww cute!" He cooed because he thought it was cute a baby was admiral of an entire fleet.
"It's hard to believe that someone that young could have risen to the rank of admiral." Marge found the programme unrealistic.
"Yeah... I don't normally say this about a show, but that was kinda stupid..." said Homer.
"No it wasn't! It was funny and cute!" Oscar argued. "Awwwww! The baby thinks he's the admiral!"
"Babbling and baby crying"
"Well I think it's terrible! Let's see what else is on..." said Homer. He put a police drama on. "Oooooh! A violent police chase drama!"
Oscar immediately went to sleep snoring loudly.
Plot 2In Bart's room Oscar was drawing stupid comics about himself as a baby being sniffed and annoyed by his teddy bear Teddy. Then he got bored and turned himself into a baby. Teddy sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. Oscar grimaced as the teddy bear creature sniffed him.
Bart cane in finding Oscar lying down letting Teddy sniff his diaper.
"Oz..." Bart groaned. "Get dressed and stop letting your teddy bear creature sniff you like that!" He sighed as he put on his video game. "Come on! I'm trying to be cool by playing Battletoads. You're geeking everything up with your diaper weirdness..."
Oscar frowned as he sat up.
"I don't like that game. It's gory and there's no funny cartoon creatures with big shiny noses! Except the rabid Rudolphs." said Oscar as Bart played the snow level. There were cartoon anthropomorphic reindeers with big muscles and huge antlers and big round red shiny noses.
Bart sighed.
"You are obsessed with shiny noses Oz..." he beat up the tiny rat people minions. "Which is why I've invited one of your friends around to teach you how to write stories properly..."
"Oooooh! Who is it?" Oscar asked.
"Well he's on his way up so get dressed! He doesn't want to see you in a diaper..." said Bart.
"You don't know my friends." said Oscar.
"Really? So you're telling me they don't mind seeing you in a diaper..." said Bart.
"Okay maybe most of them don't like that..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
Oscar giggled as Teddy sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose again.
"Hey! Baby brain! Act your age!" Bart yelled.
Oscar glared at him.
"I prefer your evil twin..." he sulked.
"Fine go and bother Hugo then..." Bart sighed.
Oscar went up to the attic.
Hugo was mixing glowing chemicals together.
"Hey Oz." said Hugo.
"I wanna robot with sledgehammers for arms and I want to unleash it humanity!" Oscar demanded.
"Uh no..." said Hugo.
"Sharks with monkey arms!"
"Oz no! I'm not making anything like that..." Hugo replied.
Oscar pouted.
"Quit sulking diaper boy, I'm busy right now..." Hugo noticed Oscar was only in his diaper.
Oscar sulked.
Bart was reading a comic when a portal opened and Max from Mighty Max arrived.
"So you're Mighty Max..." said Bart, deadpan.
"Actually it's just Max. I don't know where you all are getting the Mighty from..." said Mighty Max.
Bart sighed.
"Oz is just getting dressed." said Bart.
...
Oscar returned himself to his usual age and got dressed. Bart told him his friend was waiting for him in the lounge.
Oscar was very happy to see his friend Max from Mighty Max.
"Narf!" Oscar went Narf! At him.
Max warmly greeted him and boisterously messed up his hair light heartedly.
Bart frowned as he left as hates Oscar referencing other characters his voice actress has done.
Max explained he was here to use his universe as an example of how to write a story.
"Mind sharing with me what you write?" said Max.
"Okay, but it's mostly loose comics." said Oscar.
"That'll do." said Max.
Oscar passed him one of his demented comics. Max grimaced as the comic was just very fetishy with pictures of Teddy, Oscar's shiny nosed teddy bear creature sniffing his diaper a lot and constant gags about his big shiny black nose.
"You sure are obsessed with your teddy bear's nose..." Max sighed.
"YepL he has a big wet shiny black nose!" Oscar grinned holding Teddy his teddy bear creature and squeezing his nose.
"And cartoon slime monsters..." said Max from Mighty Max.
"I have a kink okay?!" Oscar groaned.
"Oz... there's no story or plot here... just Teddy does something and does something else. At least explain how you are feeling when he does something! What are your emotions?" Max explained.
"That's too complicated I just like drawing Teddy sniffing me!" said Oscar.
Max sighed.
Meanwhile Lisa and Bart were writing a Plot for an Itchy and Scratchy episode. Unfortunately in my canon they very often have to give Roger Myers Jr fresh ideas especially after a particularly bad episode of Itchy and Scratchy. They decide to write their own episode where Scratchy goes to the barbers but it is run by Itchy so of course he dies horribly.
Lisa decided to have Itchy simply cut his head off.
Bart shook his head. "No Lis, the violence has to have some poetry! Some pizazz! Not let's cut off his head..."
"Well what do you suggest Bart?" Lisa asked him.
"Well I see it this way..." Bart paints the scenery. "Scratchy goes to the barbers where Itchy instead of putting shampoo on him, pours barbecue sauce on him, then... flesh eating Saifu ants."
"Okay..." Lisa listened intently as Bart painted the scene of the hungry ants stripping all the flesh off of Scratchy's head leaving his bare skull.
"And the rest writes itself!" said Bart. Itchy launches the barbers chair up so it shot up and through the ceiling until Itchy stopped with his head wedged in Elvis Presley's TV.
"Ah this show ain't so great!" said Elvis blasting his head off with a six shooter.
"Okay... Is there a reason Elvis is in this..." asked Lisa.
"Yeah, gotta have a celebrity cameo." said Bart.
Lisa sighed.
"Maybe we should try something new. We wrote this episode when Dad had to go back to school because he never graduated." said Lisa.
"That's just embarrassing..." Bart groaned.
"We're both in the same boat Bart..." Lisa sighed explaining in so many words that Dad going back to school was embarrassing for her too.
...
Oscar and Max were playing video games when Virgil sent Max a message by interrupting Oscar's video game with a video message.
Video game blooping and beeping. Suddenly Virgil the fowl is on the screen.
"Hey! I was fighting a boss!" Oscar whined.
Virgil explained where Max was needed to save the world from evil again and where he could find the portal to get there. It was in the town library.
"OMG! A talking chicken man!" said Oscar.
"I'm not a chicken! I'm a fowl!" Virgil whined.
Oscar did a chicken pose and squawked at the TV.
Virgil had a response for that.
"Wow! It's like we're actually talking to him...!" said Oscar.
"Yeah he's rather clever and mystical." said Max. "Well looks like I'm off to save the world again."
"Wait that's it? You drop everything to run and errand? Ha! If I was in your shoes and I was interrupted from enjoying a nice pepperoni pizza for example I'd be like, 'No! Go away! I'm busy! Call me later.'" said Oscar
"Oz, evil doesn't wait until later." said Max running off to find the portal.
After Max left Oscar looked about shifty and put on his video game and got to the boss fight that Virgil interrupted. However he didn't get a Virgil Easter Egg. Instead it was if the Easter Egg was never recorded.
Oscar winced confused.
Whatever Max's adventures entailed they involved Battletoads monsters like Psycho pigs and the rat men creatures (Giblets.)
To Oscar the cartoon rats resembled Were Rats that he had once encountered in the sewer dungeon in his Greek hero adventures with Link from Zelda.
"No were rats from my Greek hero Oscar adventures look like Julius Mickey clones with big round wet shiny black noses like Teddy's." said Odcar.
He smirked because they also had the same frame of build as a Pinky from Pinky and the Brain and had cute plump bellies.
"Um they're supposed to be evil and dangerous Oz." said Max.
"Yeah but they're difficult to take seriously when they're so cartoony!" said Oscar as baby Oscar wearing a diaper. He pulled out a rattle and a bottle of milk to do battle with the Rat men.
Max sighed exasperated.
"Narf!" Oscar mimicked Pinky from Pinky and the brain.
Norman clobbered most of them with a big hammer.
"I eat rat men for breakfast." said a Norman boasting.
"Eeeeew..." Max groaned.
They then encountered dwarf rat men (mini Giblets) that had high pitched voices. Norman again did most of the fighting.
Then on the snow level they encountered a Rabid Roodolph, an evil anthropomorphic reindeer man with a big red shiny nose like Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.
It charged at Max and Oscar. They side stepped and dodged it.
Norman grappled with the beast and Oscar helped by crawling up Rudolph's back and onto his head where he started honking and squeezing his big red shiny nose.
Max face palmed.
...
Meanwhile Bart annoyed Lisa by singing his silly birthday song for her that didn't get used.
"Lisa! Her teeth are big and green!"
"Lisa! She smells of gasoline!"
"Lisa! La La la Disa!"
"She is my sister, her birthday, I am glad I missed ah!"
"Bart sing nice songs about me, not horrible ones..." Lisa whined.
Bart rolled his eyes.
Anyway they submit their script of an Itchy and Scratchy episode to Roger Myers Jr.
Unfortunately Lester and Eliza submitted one first. Those creepy sorta doppelgängers.
And Roger Myers was being rude to a writer from Harvard.
"Hey egghead! Sing Fair Harvard!"
"Who you calling egghead? Egg face!" said Luigi from Super Mario World.
Roger Myers Jr cringed baffled and slightly exasperated.
The writer sang.
"Fair Harvard! We join in thy-"
Roger Myers Jr threw a tennis ball at him.
"You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!" The young writer yelled.
"Shaddup..." said Roger Myers.
Roger looked through Bart and Lisa's script and Lester and Eliza's script.
"Hmmmmmm! These are both great! Hmmmm... I think I'll go with Lester and Eliza's.
Also my head canon is that Lester's surname is Sampson...
Oscar, Max, Virgil and Norman encounter a giant spider.
They are understandably cautious of the ample arachnid.
"I'm gonna call you Charlotte!" Oscar was being daft.
The giant spider hissed.
"Okay, Shelob." said Oscar.
The giant spider hissed.
"Uh buddy..." Max poked Oscar.
Suddenly McGee from McGee and Me arrived and read a bible verse.
"And on the first day the Lord sayeth "Let there be light!"." said McGee.
The giant spider hissed in pain and retreated.
Oscar grimaced exasperated.
Then a Rabid Roodolph from BattleToads arrived. Oscar honked his big red shiny nose.
Honk!
Max sighed.
Elsewhere Bart and Lisa were annoyed their cartoon got rejected because Roger Myers preferred Lester and Eliza's.
"Darn that Lester!" Bart yelled.
Plot 3Later Oscar gets home. He finds the house dark and Hugo sat on the stairs drinking Buzz cola and seemingly mad with him.
"Hey Oscar. Where have you been?" He asked in cold fury.
"Went to the arcade." said Oscar.
"Don't you lie to me!" Hugo snapped. "You've been out galavanting with that floozy of a friend! Haven't you?! Haven't you?!"
Oscar grimaced as Hugo was too close to him. "Hugo you're taking this way to hard..." said Oscar.
"Oh how should I take it? Congratulations? Sorry! I just can't do it!" Hugo ranted.
"Well what are you gonna do?" Oscar asked.
Hugo drank some of his cola. "Oh you'll see..."
Oscar sighed. "Hugo I'm allowed to see other friends..."
Hugo glared at him.
"Hugh..."
"Oz I'm very busy right now finishing my Masters of the Universe VS Thundercats Fanfiction." said Hugo.
Oscar grimaced.
Oscar went out again. He was greeted by the sight of Ralph running down the street naked! "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" Oscar cried.
Meanwhile Lisa tried to ban red meat. Maybe all meat Lisa...
"Gotta take things slowly with these ignorant Neanderthals..." said Lisa.
Bart sighed.
"Bart I'm vegetarian..." said Lisa reminding him she turned vegetarian.
"Lis. We're carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians."
"No our ancestors did not do that! And they're called Native Americans! Not Indians!" Lisa ranted.
Bart sighed.
Later he went fishing with Dad and Hugo. However Hugo did something bad and was put in time out and Dad hadn't released him from time out.
"He bit my leg." Homer explained.
Bart, Homer and Hugo sat at the docks of Springfield Pier, fishing.
"Can I fish yet?" Hugo whined.
"You still have a timeout. You just sit there." said Homer sternly as he fished.
Bart was fishing, during the long boring wait for a bite he noticed Lester, that weird bootleg version of himself skating about.
Lester squinted giving a suspicious glare at Bart as if he was constantly watching him. A dramatic stinger tune plays.
Bart gets a bite.
"Reel em in boy " Homer called in his season one voice. Bart reeled in his catch.
There was a fish flapping about on the end of his line.
...
Bart was playing virtual Battletoads with Max. They got up to the Big Blag boss.
"Woooooo! Momma you are so fat! Fatty fatty boom boom! Fatty fatty boom boom!" Bart antagonized the fat rat dude by making fun of his fat belly.
This just made him angry.
"Hey Max, how comes you mom lets you stay in the house alone?" Oscar asked Max from Mighty Max.
"Probably because I'm thirteen and more mature than you and Bart." said Max.
"But I want to stay in the house sleeping in Homer's hammock and have pizza in the day!" Oscar whined.
"Oz, you're a danger to yourself alone... you once set the entire house on fire once..." Bart explained as he was still teasing the Big Blag boss.
Meanwhile at school.
During fourth grade Hugo debated with Martin over who was the true inventor of calculus. Martin believed Leibnitz to have invented it. Hugo believed Sir Issac Newton invented it.
"Leibnitz."
"Newton!"
"Leibnitz!"
"Newton!"
"Okay you two dorks are getting a swirly at recess!" Nelson yelled.
"Don't hate me for my intellect..." said Hugo.
The two brainiacs debated again in a heated manner.
"Leibnitz!"
"Newton!"
"Leibnitz!"
"Boys let's not let this refreshing debate get heated. Try to keep cool heads." said Mrs Krabappel smiling as she referees the intelligent debate.
"Mrs K... No one in this room apart from you and Martin and Hugo care about something as stupid and lame as Calculus! We were busy having arm wrestling matches!" Bart whined trying to turn the lesson into an arm wrestling match with Nelson.
"Bart, I'm the teacher here... now sit at your own desk and stop arm wrestling..." said Mrs Krabappel.
Elsewhere Homer watched a cop drama where the cool scarf wearing cop hero was called Homer Simpson.
"Oh my god! He has my name!" Homer gasped.
"Yeah but so does the main character in The Day of The Locust." said Oscar.
"You're supposed to be at school!" Homer yelled.
"You're supposed to be at work..." Oscar replied.
"I got fired again..." said Homer.
"Well I got suspended again..." said Oscar.
On the cop drama Officer Homer Simpson bravely took down the criminals.
Homer decided he'd like to be like this Cop because he was cool.
Oscar suggested he should act like Homer Simpson from Day of the Locust, instead.
"Um... no." said Homer.
...
After School Bart and Lisa were disappointed Roger Myers Jr picked Lester and Eliza's script and gave them a check of thousands of dollars. However they appreciated the episode was better than the one Lisa watched during the night with Hugo.
(Itchy and Scratchy theme)
Itchy kills Scratchy violently.
Scratchy screamed as he was chopped to pieces.
Bart and Lisa laughed.
Teddy, Oscar's obnoxious and weird living teddy bear creature that sniffs him a lot, found Dino, Oscar's pet dinosaur thing in his small dog bed, sleeping.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!" Teddy yelled in a similar voice to Moxxie from Helluva Boss. Because he is voiced by Richard Steven Horvitz.
Oscar grimaced.
"Oh well, I'll have pie... for I LIKE PIE!" Teddy yelled.
Oscar sighed.
Teddy then did Yo mama jokes.
"Yo mama so dumb, she thought Tu Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday." said Teddy.
Jurkle frowned at him. Jurkle is Jewish.
"Teddy... ix-nay on the Ew-jay thing!" Oscar told Teddy off.
"Also really bad taste fuzzball! Tupac died recently in a drive by shooting!" Bart said sharply.
...
Oscar goes out to play. Max from Mighty Max appears from a portal.
"Well that's another villain throughout time and space I've defeated that people will probably make a Polly Pocket playset for boys out of..." said Max. My friend has all the Mighty Max play sets. "Oh hi Oscar." he greeted Oscar.
"Hi Mighty Max." said a Oscar grinning.
"Oz, it's just Max." Max sighed.
Oscar decided to empty his bag of holding of random characters out into the backyard.
Max winced as Gamblor, Okra Winfrey, Tyrannosaurus Sex, a red guy and staring bewildered was a being with Professor Frink's clothes but Bart Raven's head.
"Nevermore." saud the raven headed Professor.
"Yes quite so Professor Raven." said Oscar.
Bart came out drinking a Squishee. Um it's now after school... He winced when he saw the Professor with a Bart Raven head.
"Uh Oz... Get rid of that..." He stammered exasperated.
Suddenly Skullmaster appeared.
"Gahahahaha!"
"What are you up to Skullmaster?" Max frowned.
"Stand aside Max. I can handle this, unlike your series finale..." said Oscar. "What we need is an evil cow..."
an evil cow fell on Skullmaster and aquashed him.
"You fools! I will destroy you all! Starting with the lactose intolerant... moo! Mooooo!" said the evil cow.
Bart face palmed.
Oscar erased the evil cow with a giant pencil.
"How?!" Max asked flabbergasted.
"I'm powerful enough that if I was the cap bearer I wouldn't leave my fans with a sour ending where the heroes lose and their only hope is to push the reset button..." said Max.
"Yeah a third grader in diapers with an obsession with slime monsters and clowns is a better hero than me..." Max said frowning at Oscar.
...
Bart sighed exasperated with Oscar's antics. He went to his room and got out his stamp collection book. He recalled Lisa found it out of character and funny for him to collect stamps.
However someone had licked the stamps.
"OSCAR! HAVE YOU BEEN LICKING MY STAMPS AGAIN?!" Bart yelled.
"Um... no..." said Oscar from the backyard. Then there was huge flash of light for a while as he used a Kamehameha on Skullmaster.
Skullmaster used his attack that kills Virgil. Poor chicken man...
Oscar summoned a brick wall. The destructive bolt blasted a hole in it but Oscar was already safely elsewhere.
He summoned a Clownja. A midget cartoon clown with a big red shiny nose. It pulled out a pie. A freshly cooked pie. To throw at Skullmaster.
"What?! Not A Pie Fight! It Is Evil Beyond Human Comprehension!" Homer screamed.
The Clownja winced exasperated.
Homer went inside and watched Homer Simpson the cop show. Unfortunately executive meddling changed Homer the brave heroic cop to Homer the dumb cop with a silly catchphrase who is constantly having mishaps.
"Uh oh! Spaghetti ohs!" said Homer the cop, now being stupid.
Homer cried. Then he got angry. He decided to write to the board of writers an angry letter.
...
However the writers did not take his letter seriously.
"Homer if I was you I'd sue them for defamation of character." said Oscar.
"Great idea boy!" said Homer.
"Gee thanks. That means a lot to me today since everyone keeps yelling at me for the random nonsense..." said Oscar.
"Oz! Okra Winfrey, a sentient okra is trying to sell Okra Chex in the kitchen!" Bart yelled.
Homer winced.
He dropped Oscar off at a day club activity centre to get his silliness out of his system.
"I still can't believe you drove us here in a fudge packer." said Oscar.
"Stop calling it that, it's just a very brown car!" said Homer driving a loan car until his pink sedan was repaired.
Oscar and Hugo went in the day club centre.
Hugo blanked him.
"I'm not talking to you until you end your friendship with Max because I'm jealous for some reason." said Hugo.
"Then you won't be talking to me for a long time... because I'm not gonna break up with him." saud Oscar.
"Okay fine! This situation is stupid anyway." Hugo sighed.
At home Homer watched The Day of the Locust.
Donald Sutherland as Homer Simpson pointed at someone and screamed like the monsters from Invasion of the body snatchers.
Lisa winced.
Then this was one of Mighty Max's first lines.
"Chosen One? What did I win? Cash? Prizes? Video games? Where's Ed McMahon?" Max asked.
"No! Vince McMahon!" said Oscar.
Max grimaced baffled.