Grade School Confidential See Suicidal Skinner for the canon versions story. In this Fanon episode with the same title instead Bart is up to his tricks again when one lunch time he puts a dead bird in the salad.
Plot
The episode opens at Bridgeton Middle School, with the seventh-grade class watching a video on the female reproductive organs.
Suddenly a young third grader. Oscar bursted in and ran about on all the desks.
The teacher gasped.
"I'll handle this Mrs Spinelli!" said Big Mouth Tamaki. A potato troll thing with a bow in "her" hair. "Oz!" The seventh grader caught the smaller third grade boy.
"Oh hi sis..." Oscar groaned. "Holy moly what is that?!" He saw the graphic images of reproductive organs on the projector. Big Mouth quickly covered his eyes. "Oh! Who turned out the lights?!"
Big Mouth Tamaki laughed sheepishly and headed off with Oscar to take him back to Third Grade.
...
One afternoon at the Simpsons house Gramps was visiting. It was also on this day that Homer was once again moaning about his weight.
"295! I'm a whale!" Homer whined.
"Too much pie! That's your problem!" Gramps said rudely to him.
"Dad! Don't be so horrible! You'll give me a complex!" Homer whined.
"Bah! In my day we didn't get people in shape by being nice to them! Now drop and give me twenty fatso!" Gramps scolded Homer and made him do press ups.
Marge came in. "Abe! Don't push him so hard! Homer get up, don't exhaust yourself dear!" She checked the wheezing Homer to see if he was alright.
"Dagnabbit woman! You're as bad as his mother! Molly coddling him all the time!" Abe ranted.
It was also on this fine Labor day that at lunch for a laugh, Bart decided to put a dead bird in the salad. The family and their friend Oscar reacted in disgust.
"Eeeeeeeeugh!" They groaned.
"Bartholomew J Simpson!" Marge yelled.
"Uh oh! Full name!" Bart gulped.
Lisa was particularly cross with him because of her vegetarianism she could not eat the salad now.
Mom, Dad and Gramps were mad at him because it was just simply disgusting and unhygienic. The salad would have to be thrown out because of the dead bird in it.
And Hugo was especially furious with Bart because he liked birds. Especially pigeons which was the kind of bird in the salad.
"Grrrrr! You know I can't eat meat!" Lisa yelled throttling Bart.
"Grrrrrr! You know I love pigeons! And rats, and rat-pigeons..." Hugo throttled Bart as well.
"Enough you two! I know you're mad but don't strangle your brother!" Marge told Lisa and Hugo off.
"Yeah your tiny baby hands are too small and weak! I'll show you how to do it! Why you little!" Homer explained to his children their hands were too small and weak to strangle Bart effectively and he promptly strangled Bart.
"No Homer! That's not what I meant!" said Marge.
"Kill the boy!" yelled Abe/Grampa.
"Abe you're not helping! Bart go to your room this instant! And stay there until further notice!" said Marge.
Bart went to his room.
After Bart left.
Oscar was in mid story. "And then I ran into my big sister's class room and they were learning about um their downstairs parts... I think that's why Big Mouth immediately dragged me out of the classroom..." said Oscar.
"Hmmmmm! Bumpkin that topic is too advanced and graphic for your eyes...' Marge sighed.
"But not my sister's? And yes that big loud mouthed potato thing is or was my sister before I went Michael Myers on my family. I'm good now..." said Oscar.
Bart's room
Bart played with his Krusty Doll muttering about his family's lack of a sense of humour. Then he felt thirsty.
"Mom, can I have a drink?" Bart asked.
"No! You don't deserve one!" Marge yelled. This story is really weird! Hehehe!
"Hey, this is illegal! You have to let me have some water!" Bart yelled.
"Shut up boy!" shouted Homer.
"MAAAAARGE! HOMEEEER!" Oscar was erupting like a volcano, metaphorically. Ie he was shouting hence the all caps.
"Okay! Okay!" said Marge like a scolded child as she could be heard turning on a tap and filling something. A drinking glass perhaps.
"There you go Bart." Marge said still mad at him as she gave him a glass of water by setting it on his orange and purple homework desk.
"Ahem. You still have to feed me even if I'm being punished." said Bart.
Marge could feel Oscar's eyes burning into her as he watched her from the hall way.
"Fine, you have to eat it in here." said Marge.
Some time later after she had made a fresh salad she served him his lunch.
...
It was also on this fine morning that Lisa was making a science project. Of course her mad brother Hugo was competing with her by applying himself to the mad genius side of science, making mutants and building doomsday devices. He was carrying the foetus of some kind of monster in a jar filled with life giving fluid to keep it alive until it was ready to survive on its own.
Bart saw his sister leave her room with her more noble science experiment, a walking clock. He snuck into her room and stuck out his foot to trip her as she came back in. She landed flat on her face and smashed her walking clock experiment.
"Baaaart! You're supposed to be grounded in your room! You broke my experiment!" Lisa yelled picking up her broken walking clock.
"Oops." said Bart insincerely with a devious grin.
Hugo smirked too as Lisa was his competition for the school science fair. With her eliminated this was only good news to him. Besides he was unable to feel compassion.
Bart flicked his nose making him yelp and instinctively hold his nose dropping his experiment breaking it. The jar shattered and the monster foetus soon died.
"You idiot! That was my science experiment!" Hugo yelled at Bart and strangled him.
"Eccccckk! Mom! Hugo's hurting me!" Bart cried as he was being strangled and deprived of air.
Marge stormed upstairs to wonder what the commotion was. "Hugo! Let go of him! Bart go to your room this instant!"
Bart went off to his room rubbing his sore neck from being strangled.
"Mom Hugo has every right to be mad at Bart! I feel like throttling him too! He ruined our science experiments!" said Lisa upset and crying.
"Now dear! There's to be no throttling in this house!" said Marge as she comforted Lisa.
"Ahem." Hugo cleared his throat.
"I'm sorry about your experiment too sweetie." said Marge. "It wasn't anything evil was it?"
"Well we'll never find out now because Bart broke it!" Hugo yelled in a tantrum.
...
Then there was a ring at the doorbell. Homer answers the door to find the one other person he hated other than stupid Flanders. Martin.
"Good afternoon Mr Simpson! Is Bart in?" Martin asked politely in his high pitched girly voice.
"You! Home wrecker!" Homer screamed.
"Yes Mr Simpson, I get you're still mad over the soapbox derby..." said Martin.
"Rrrrrrraaaaaaaaghhh!" Homer screamed angrily.
Martin squealed like a stuck pig and ran away.
"Who was that you scared away Homer?" Marge asked.
"Oh Bart's stupid friend Martin." said Homer.
"Well if it is to ask Bart out on a play day then the answers no, his grounded!" said Marge.
"Well he ran away anyway because I scared him away." said Homer.
"Homer... you have got to get over your anger at Martin over that soapbox car race..." Marge sighed.
Eventually Bart went to school once it started up after Labor Day. Despite that Homer felt that a grounding should include going out for school.
"No egg nog! No nog of any kind! And no going out! Not even for school!" Homer said that morning also barring Bart from having any egg nog.
I don't even like Eggnog. Bart thought.
Like in Suicidal Skinner and this episode's namesake, Martin after a school announcement from Skinner over something very boring like a cancelled school trip, had an announcement of his own. It was his birthday.
"I cordially invite you all to the celebration of my majestic birth!" said Martin.
Bart groaned as he handed out invites.
However Nelson didn't want to go and kept throwing his invitation on the floor and Martin kept picking it up until he finally got the message.
At home Bart and Milhouse were riding in Maggie's brick cart converted into a pretend space shuttle that Homer was pulling along with Ned's rideable lawnmower. Eventually they got bored and decided to go to Martin's birthday party. As it was at least less boring than whatever Homer was doing pulling them about in a cart.
Homer then screamed because Hugo had invented a crabgrass gun and zapped the lawn making patches of Crabgrass.
"That is some deadly crabgrass!" said Homer.
...
Meanwhile sometime after the day Bart put a bird in the salad and broke her experiment, Lisa had problems with breakfast. It was dippy egg or a soft boiled egg with toast soldiers.
Lisa's vegetarianism had progressed towards veganism. She didn't want eggs.
Marge was perplexed with what to serve her for breakfast.
Oscar had an idea. He plucked out from hammer space a small white egg with a green calyx and sepals. It was an eggplant.
"What is that?" Marge asked.
"An eggplant. Also known as a garden egg. It's a vegetable prepared like an egg except the skin is edible.
"Oh yum!" said Lisa, she wanted an eggplant for breakfast.
Oscar cooked it for her. His cookery skills were sporadic. His attempts to make himself thanksgiving dinner once ended in disaster supposedly yet he once cooked buns in the oven as part of a punchline in a gag.
At fourth grade while Bart disrupted the class and goofed off. Hugo did typical boy genius things. Today he brought in Bart's Atomic Neuralyser gun from that time he applied for a bigger brother or foster dad father figure because Homer forgot to pick him up from soccer.
Hugo zapped Martin with it frying his brain.
"Hugo no fancy ray guns in class!" Mrs Krabappel told him off.
Martin was jabbering and slumped in his chair from having his brain fried.
"Mrs K can I splice monkey DNA and Human to make a monkey man?" Hugo asked.
"Um no... that would be sinning against nature..." said Mrs Krabappel.
"I want my monkey man damn it!" Hugo whined.
Bart winced at him.
"Hugo don't curse in class." said Mrs Krabappel.
The class were chatting over Mrs Krabappel.
"Mrs Krabappel! Mrs Krabappel!" Hugo asked.
"Yes Hugo?"
"Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living creature?" Hugo asked.
Mrs Krabappel was disturbed by him. "Um yes..."
Bart winced at Hugo looking uncomfortable.
"Also class, especially Bart. "My evil twin did it" is no longer considered a viable excuse for bad behaviour." said Mrs Krabappel.
Bart flinched in his chair as Hugo laughed evilly.
"Mwuhahahaha!"
At school after class Martin invited Lisa to his birthday party for some reason. Maybe he likes other nerds.
He then laughed maniacally while holding a plasma globe as his hair was sticking up from static electricity.
"Martin stop that..." Lisa sighed.
At Martin's party he had invited Mrs Krabappel and Skinner for some reason. Mrs K got a drink shortly after Bart who had broken some fingers off of Martin's ice sculpture to add to his drink. After some conversation between them she went to find Skinner.
Then Martin and Lisa sat before a math magician trying to remove a remainder from two numbers that couldn't be exactly divided by each other with a magic seven...
Then Homer broke the bouncy castle by belly flopping on it.
Then Mrs Prince, Martin's mother embarrassed him by showing his friends his baby photos. There was one of him a Larry Flynt publication used on an article called "Are bees making a beehive in your baby's diaper pail?"
"Mother!" Martin whined as his friends and kids who went because it was a birthday party laughed at him.
Then most of the guests got food poisoning from the oysters and left in ambulances or vomiting everywhere as they stumbled home. Those that remained were Skinner and Krabappel who were having sex in his plastic Wendy house and Bart who saw them.
Bart then watched Martin open his presents. Martin wasn't happy to get an orange t shirt and blue shorts and blue trainers like Bart's. Bart explained it was pay him back for getting him a matching cardigan on his birthday.
Meanwhile almost ten years ago Baby Martin wondering why bees were flying into or out of his diaper pail suddenly messed his diaper with a slimy splat as he filled it with poopy mush.
"Ok... Baby Martin's a real pooper, right..." said Bart.
Plot 2
At the Simpsons after spending sometime barfing his guts up from eating spoiled oysters, Oscar made a prank phone call to Moe while for some reason wearing high heeled shoes. "Is there a Mrs O'Pronlem there? First name Bea?" asked Oscar. He had to pass the phone to Bart who frowned because he wanted to do the prank call and because Oscar needed to throw up again and ran to the kitchen bin to be sick in it.
"Bea O problem? Bea o problem? Hey everybody! Do I have a Bea o problem?!" Moe asked his friends.
"You sure do!" said Barney as the bar flies laughed at him.
"Why you little!if I ever get a hold of you! I'll-" Moe made another violent threat down the phone at the prankster.
Bart and Oscar laughed hysterically as Moe put the phone down.
Then Bart got a call at the door. It was his friends Milhouse, Richard and Lewis. They explained Skinner was on the warpath after Bart over something and now unlike canon it wasn't trying to keep his romance with Mrs K a secret. Bart had obviously been very naughty at school today.
Bart gulped.
"And Nelson wants to beat you up again after school." said Milhouse.
Bart gulped again.
Meanwhile in Brantford, Jumanji universe.
Peter Shepherd answered the doors of his Aunt's mansion to his friends at school.
"What's up?" He asked.
A nerdy friend with glasses explained the principal was on the warpath particularly at Peter over something he did at school that day. He was in big trouble.
Peter gulped.
"And Rock wants to beat you up after school again." said one of Peter's friends.
Peter gulped again.
...
In a split screen sequence Bart in one panel was going about school sneakily trying to avoid Skinner by going in the library. While Peter was at his school trying to avoid his principal. They navigated the labyrinth libraries while being pursued by their principals until comically they crashed into each other.
"Hey watch it!" They yelled at one another while rubbing their sore noses. They both then ran off into the passageways of the maze like library with Peter returning to his universe.
Meanwhile at Martin's party. Martin was unhappy he gave all his guests food poisoning from expired oysters.
"How could I not know they were expired?! I've poisoned all my friends!" Martin lamented.
Oscar was sneaking about and used his magic wand to bring Martin's ice statue to life.
"Yeeeeooowwwie! Someone broke off my fingers!" Ice Martin cried.
Martin was quite disturbed by the presence of a living ice sculpture. But he didn't have long to greet his new friend as the sun was very hot that day and was already melting Ice Martin.
"Uh my subzero doppelgänger... you appear to be melting!" said Martin to Ice Martin.
"Aaaaaagh! I'm melting! Meltiiiiiiing! Oh what a world! What a world! Who thought a good little amount of sunlight would ruin my beautiful coldness! Oooooh! Ooooooh..." Ice Martin quoted the wicked old witch of the west as he melted and died.
"Narrator no!" Bart whined.
Eventually Skinner caught Bart and in Brantford Peter was caught by his principal. Both boys were in serious trouble over something.
Whatever it was that Bart had done it was serious enough for Skinner to go to the Simpsons house personally to speak with Marge and Homer. Bart sat in a chair in the kitchen while he got chewed out for his bad behaviour.
"He's been acting up since Labor Day..." Marge sighed. "Bart I hope you behave for school photos tomorrow!" Marge told Bart off.
Bart groaned and screwed his eyes shut in frustration. He hated school photographs. It was an excuse for his mom to dress him up like a dork just so she could get some cute photographs of him.
"Well today I decided to burn a lot of calories. So I set a fat kid on fire!" said Oscar. Um that's freaky Oz...
The Simpsons and Skinner looked at him unnerved.
At school Bart was annoyed as Marge made a fuss of him and combed his hair and rubbed his face with a licked napkin. "Mooooom! He whined. She then kept adjusting his tie even though it was fine and saying it felt more like a tie he would wear to church not school photos.
Meanwhile Skinner was barking commands at students because he used to be a sergeant during Vietnam you know!
"Stop eating grass Ralph!" Skinner shouted.
"Sorry Primciperal Skimmed Milk!" said Ralph.
"Quiffy turn down those cow licks!" Skinner ordered.
Quiffhead licked his hand and smooshed down some cow licks in his hair do.
"Milhouse lower those eyebrows! Lewis tuck in that shirt! Quigley uncross those eyes!" Skinner ranted.
"I can't sir!" Quigley a boy with crossed eyes explained.
"Oh I see. Sorry." Skinner apologised to him.
Marge was finished annoying Bart and let him go to join his class mates in formation for the group photos. Now she was annoying Hugo who was dressed nicely in a checkered shirt and wearing a bow tie. He struggled as she combed his spikes into a neat style like Bart's church hair do.
"Hugo you don't need glasses, your vision is fine." said Marge confiscating his fake glasses.
"They make me look intellectual." said Hugo.
"And Hugo. Mrs Krabappel says you're doing mad science antics in class like experimenting on your friends..." Marge sighed.
"Dexter and Jimmy Neutron are Neanderthals compared to me! Hugo Simpson, boy genius!"
"Hugo, I know your grades are excellent and I'm proud of you. But don't goof off in class like your brother..." said Marge.
"Okay... Mother..." Hugo sighed.
...
At a Simpson family reunion with Dr Simpson, Simpson who shoots birds at the airport and Simpson who dresses as the rich guy at parties. If people invited him... Grampa Abe berated Hugo for his silly science experiments.
Heh! No thanks to you, young man! Your gadgets and gewgaws have taken years off my life!" Grampa says annoyed.
"But, Abe, Hugo's gadgets have saved the town dozens of times..." said Marge naive. Either he has rotten luck causing wanton destruction or she's just naive of the times his gadgets do deliberately bad things.
"Sure. After he brought down a giant meteor to destroy us all!" said an uncle.
"Or those evil rotten aliens!" said an aunt.
"Or that time Hugo turned me back into a baby..." Abe tattled on Hugo.
"Or attacked the school with giant robotic ants..." said Dr Simpson.
"Or when he brought Marie and Pierre Curie back as giant atomic super men with gamma vision..." said Lisa.
"OR THE PANTS! ThE HORRIBLE WALKING PANTS" A hysterical cousin of the Simpsons yelled.
Hugo winced at hearing that last one.
"Okay! Okay! So I goof off with zany science experiments..." Hugo whined. "It's only so I can't dominate the world!"
"Hugo enough megalomania!" Marge told him off.
"Pigeon rat?" Hugo had his pet pigeon rat.
"No! Put that back in the attic!" Marge was disgusted and squicked out.
"Lasers?" Hugo asked.
"No Hugo! No lasers!" Marge said sharply.
Someone passed Lisa a note.
"A note for me? Wow, I've heard about students passing notes but I never thought it would happen to me! I wonder who it's from?" Lisa asked.
"Me! But keep it to yourself." Skinner whispered in the bushes.
"School secrets are important. Like how all the cockroaches disappear right before the cafeteria makes chili." said Skinner. Eeeeeeeew!
"Eeeeeeeugh!" Oscar groaned in disgust.
"Mmmmmm! Bug protein..." said Hugo moaning joyfully.
Anyway whatever Skinner needed Lisa for it probably involved using her to nark on Bart or something.
Elsewhere Oscar was bugging Big Mouth while she was doing her homework.
"You put the lime in the coconut! You drink em both up! You put the lime in the coconut you drink em both up!"
"Oz! Find something to do! Like watch a movie..." Big Mouth groaned.
"You're not gonna make me play dollies with you? With me dressed as a dolly..." Oscar asked.
Big Mouth winced. "Oz I'm in seventh grade on the wrong side of puberty. I don't play with dolls anymore..."
"The author's neighbour does and she's 35!" said Oscar. "Names and addresses redacted to protect identity..."
"Oz just watch an age appropriate film..." Big Mouth sighed.
"Okay... Oh! Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in Paul Bunyan: New York City!" said Oscar.
"No Oz!" Big Mouth yelled. The film wasn't appropriate.
"Okay... I'll just watch Happy Little Elves..." Oscar sighed.
Big Mouth smirked.
Oscar went off to watch childish cartoons.
"I do what I want, where I want, when I want... If my mom says it's okay." said Milhouse watching Cartoons with Oscar.
Oscar smirked.
...
Meanwhile at the Simpsons reunion party.
"I shoot birds at the airport." said a Simpsons cousin.
"Humanity is losing its geniuses. Aristotle is gone. Newton passed away. Einstein died. And I'm not feeling very well today." said Hugo.
"Why was that entire list of geniuses just a sausage fest..." Lisa frowned.
"Oh yeah... The lady geniuses... like Marie Curie! Who died of radiation poisoning from not using a lead shield while studying Radon..." said Hugo smugly.
Lisa seethed. "Hugo... You have a point with your retort... unlike your twin..."
"Lisa you're a buttbrain! Nyahahahaha!" Bart came up with a juvenile insult.
"Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons!" Hugo snapped at Bart for being stupid.
Bart cried. "Moooooooom!"
"Evolution doesn't take prisoners..." said Hugo menacingly as he mixed chemicals from two test tubes together in a beaker.
...
Elsewhere George Bush sr was trying to negotiate with the alien warrior Mo-ron.
"Do you come in peace sir?" George Bush Sr asked Mo-Ron.
"I am Moooooo-Ron!" said a fat stupid green alien picking his navel.
Oscar bored of the alien constantly saying his name proposed a bit of fun. Every incorrect answer he gave. An anvil would fall on him.
"What's 2 + 2?" Oscar asked Mo-Ron.
"Um... 5?" said Mo-Ron.
An anvil fell on him.
"Uh... 65..." Mo-Ron groaned, seeing little birds circling his head. A combination lock safe fell on him.
...
Elsewhere Bart was being obnoxious pranking everyone as usual. He put a whoopee cushion on Homer's space on the couch and he sat on it and it made a rude sound. Bart laughed.
Lisa conspired with Skinner about something. Presumably to wreck Bart's fun and get him put in detention as usual.
And Hugo was being a little mad scientist and ripping off Jimmy Neutron or Dexter from Dexter's lab.
"We sometimes play Dungeons and dragons together." said Hugo.
And Oscar annoyed his dead older sister Big mouth he brought back for a few gags. They're like that kids book told from the point of view of the big sister and the annoying little brother.
Oscar pouted as he licked an orange ice lolly at the pool wearing his trunks.
There's a montage of him dressed like that little brother. He was now wearing sneakers, long socks crumpled down, shorts, a jacket and a baseball cap with badges attached to it. And probably cigarette butts...
Then he was dressed as a superhero wearing a black Robin mask on his eyes and gloves and a cape crawling on the furniture while his older sister was helping Mom babysit a baby.
Then he was dressed as Miko Hughes when he was in Full House. He was pulling that silly face Miko pulled.
"Oscar stop pulling faces..." his parents told him off.
Thankfully Oscar's family aren't around anymore to nag him.
"Oz what the hell are you wearing?" Bart groaned.
That colourful get up Miko Hughes wore in Full House..." said Oscar.
"Yeah well he was playing a preschooler in that! You look sappy in that!" Bart groaned.
Plot 3
However Oscar kept dressing as Miko Hughes from Full House when he was pulling a silly face.
We then jump to Jurkle's house. His family are celebrating Rosh Hashana. New year.
He invited his friend Oscar (Yes Oscar Tamaki) round. However Oscar brought Hugo with him.
"Um..." Jurkle winced lost for words.
Hugo was trying to grab the fish head of the dish in the middle of the table.
"Hugey no!" Oscar cried.
"FISH HEEEEEEEAAAAD!" Hugo screamed.
There's a split screen gag of Bart's reaction from home, his room.
"Hugo went nuts over the fish head, didn't he..." Bart sighed.
"I think I'm going crazy." Jurkle groaned exasperated with Hugo ruining Jewish New Years Eve dinner by trying to grab the fish head.
"Well I am actually crazy." said Hugo.
Jurkle sighed.
"Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I'm easily distracted by shiny objects." said Oscar. "Oh shiny!" He was staring at his fork. It was cleaned and polished to a gleaming shine.
Jurkle groaned.
"Also Mrs Glick is also in the Tick as a minor character..." said Oscar chuckling.
Speaking of minor characters. Bart was in the lounge watching an episode of Itchy and Scratchy featuring the minor characters he explained to Lisa who were created to generate revenue and lazily make money in a shameless cash grab. As some cartoonists like Roger Myers Jr or Sega do to keep the show running. Cough Fang the Weasel, cough.
The episode featured Uncle Ant, Disgruntled Goat and Ku Klux Klam. A racist clam...
Itchy despite being a psychopathic maniac killing other characters every episode had some morals. Yes! Now listen! You see he enjoyed violence for the sake of violence but hated racism.
Ku Klux Klam the um clam was being racist again.
Marge seethed as she overheard the cartoon. The violence and gore Bart and Lisa watched annoyed her, but them bringing back that racist clam?!
Yeah says the mom that yelled at Count Von Count to go back to his own country.
Anyway Itchy had enough of Klam's racist tirades and sent him to another dimension.
...
Jurkle's house.
Jurkle grimaced and looked mortified as Hugo was sat on the floor scratching himself like a dog would, during Rosh Hoshana dinner.
"Oz. He cannot come over no more..." Jurkle face palmed embarrassed.
"Awww..." Oscar groaned.
"Oz you're no perfect house guest either... remember my grandma's Shiva?" Jurkle sighed. (Jewish nights of mourning after a family member's funeral. Yes it's called Shiva after the Hindu god!)
At a night of Jewish mourning for Jurkle's dear grandma.
"You betrayed Shiva! Thum Shiva Ke Vishwasth Karthe Ho!" Oscar was being an idiot again...
The present.
"Um... no..." said Oscar eating.
Elsewhere in light of character development such as Lisa's vegetarianism and Smithers developing frustration over things. Ie Homer's brief promotion to executive and taking his dear Burnsie's attention from him, to Burns's increasingly evil antics and Lisa's thing about tiny shrews changed their friendship.
Basically from his friendly demeanour when Lisa was trying to find Malibu Stacy he became agitated by young girl after being stuck babysitting her and her brother on a mountaintop during a team building seminar.
Lisa sighed as he blanked her in the library. "Smithers I like animals..."
"I liked them before you turned vegetarian Lis..." said Oscar hugging his living teddy bear creature Teddy.
"Then why do you still eat meat?!" Lisa frowned.
"Why do you still worship a bigoted homophobic god?" Oscar snapped back.
Lisa sighed.
Elsewhere Hugo was playing Dungeons and Dragons with Dexter from Dexter's lab, Jimmy Neutron and Taro, a mad scientist kid from Oscar's world. Martin and his ice clone were there too.
"You all encounter a tap dancing ogre." said Hugo who was the DM for this session.
Martin was trying to keep the living ice sculpture Martin cool with fans to stop him melting.
On the landing.
"That's Hugo's laboratororor-"
"Laboratory. Yeah up in the attic." Oscar was chatting to Dee Dee. "I wouldn't go up there... No seriously don't! He has a nasty temper..."
...
During all these irrelevant scenes the Simpson cousins on Homer's side of the family were still there.
Including Pretends to be a Millionaire at Parties Simpson and the cousin who shoots birds at the airport.
Marge chatted with the more successful and pleasing female members of Homer's family. Including Dr Simpson and several disturbing Lisa clones...
"Yeah it's a shame Hugo went off to his attic, Oscar invited himself to another family event and Lisa I have no idea where she went.
It was either that or Hugo copying Jimmy Neutron's adventures with a super spatula...
The attic.
"Enough of the exploding spatula my cousin sabotaged..." Jimmy sighed.
"Jim move your character or I'll invent something to recycle butter..." Hugo sighed.
"And enough of that time Coco Bandicoot tried to recycle butter..." Jimmy sighed.
Out on the streets Bart was up to no good. He found a quarter.
"I found a quarter." He said gleefully. (grunts with effort) However the coin was stuck to the sidewalk.
(all laugh) All the Archie characters were laughing at him. Ie Jughead and Moose.
"Well, we sure got him good." said Jughead.
"Duh, what a moron, duh." Moose taunted Bart as he was still trying to grab the quarter.
"I sure wish Archie was alive to see it." said Betty. Um he apparently died after the last time the characters cameoed in Sideshow Bob Roberts.