Rainbow Dash Somewhat Pulls It Off
One bright morning, Rainbow Dash had left her home to go to the Wonderbolts Academy for her daily practicing. "Now it's time to go!" Rainbow Dash said excitedly.
First, Rainbow Dash left her pet tortoise, Tank in the care of Starshine, another pony in Ponyville. "Take care, Tank," Rainbow Dash said to Tank.
And with that, Rainbow Dash left to go to Wonderbolt practice. She left and was on her way. "Hey," Mountain Moron said, "Rainbow, maybe crashing?" Rainbow Dash had no time for Mountain Moron's stupidity.
"You are an idiot!" Rainbow Dash shouted, "My name is Rainbow Dash! Get it though your empty skull, which you are incapable of doing at all!" And without another insult, Rainbow Dash left, Mountain Moron in the dust. But she'd made one more mistake in the process.
Soon enough, she'd met up with several members of the Wonderbolts like Sky Stinger and Vapor Tail. "All right," Rainbow Dash said, but she then turned around, "Wait a minute!" Rainbow Dash then flew back where she'd came from.
Once again, the dumb earth pony, Mountain Moron was just standing around. Rainbow Dash realized that she'd had accidently dropped her lunchbox right next to him. Thinking that he hasn't done anything to it, Rainbow Dash swooped in and retrieved her lunchbox.
"Thanks a lot, stupid!" Rainbow Dash called out to Mountain Moron upon retrieving her lunchbox. Then she'd returned back to the Wonderbolts academy.
Immediately, she'd met up with Spitfire and Soarin, a member of the Wonderbolts, as well as the leader. "Are you ready?!" Rainbow Dash asked the two. "Yes," the two Pegasus ponies answered. "And I give the orders!" Spitfire said. "Oops," Rainbow Dash replied meekly, "Sorry."
"That's okay," Soarin said in response, "We know that you're ready to go right now." "Yes," Rainbow Dash said. And thus, they began. First, the Wonderbolts got their orders and training instructions from Spitfire. "You all know what to do," Spitfire said in a commanding voice.
"Like a drill sergeant," one Pegasus said. "Never mind," Rainbow Dash said excitedly. "Let me guess," Soarin said, "You're going to something special later today." "Just a get-together," Rainbow Dash explained. "Ready, go!" Spitfire commanded and the Wonderbolts began their daily.
Meanwhile, outside of Ponyville, Mountain Moron is too still stupid to figure out what he's doing.
Immediately, Mountain moron got smacked away by Lightning Dust, a former Wonderbolt member who went too far and was expelled for her reckless behavior. Mountain Moron is still too stupid to figure out what had just happened.
While the day had gone on, Rainbow Dash followed orders and was a good participant. "You are happy," Soarin said. "Yes," Rainbow Dash replied. Then, when it is the afternoon, Rainbow Dash sat down to lunch.
She had a hay sandwich, which she's prepared for herself and had accidentally left it in the hooves of Mountain Moron. "I'd hate to think what that dummy would do to my sandwich," Rainbow Dash said to herself and she took a bite out of it.
Suddenly, Rainbow Dash felt a burning sensation in her mouth.
And the next minute, she'd blasted imaginary flames from her mouth. "Rainbow Dash?" Soarin asked, concerned for her friend. "WHAT WAS THAT?!" Rainbow Dash shouted, with her mouth on fire. "What on clouds?!" Spitfire exclaimed.
"WATER!" Rainbow Dash screamed, with her mouth burning. In a nearby lake, Rainbow Dash plunged her head into the water, gulping down a lot of water, thus cooling down her mouth. Some of the other ponies laughed at her.
Rainbow Dash realized what had happened to her lunch. "That brainless empty-headed nincompoop had put hot mustard into my lunch and I wasn't paying any attention to it!" Rainbow Dash declared.
"The day when I respect Mountain Moron's intelligence," Rainbow Dash muttered, "Yeah, right, like that will ever happen because Mountain Moron has no intelligence!" "Maybe we should name her Flamethrower Dash!" a pony said, "Instead of Rainbow Crash!" "I've heard that!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
After the mishap, Rainbow Dash returned to her Wonderbolt training with no further mishaps.
When the day is over and every member of the Wonderbolts had been dismissed, Rainbow Dash immediately had gone home to get herself ready for something special for her and her friends tonight. It was something that Twilight Sparkle had prepared for.
"All right!" Rainbow Dash said. Now, Rainbow Dash is dressed and then she had met up with Applejack. "Nice night," Rainbow Dash said. "Agreed, eeyup," Applejack replied, but then she saw Big Mac and apologized, "Oops, sorry, brother." Big Mac then smiled.
Soon, Rainbow Dash met up with the rest of her friends ponies, "This is amazing!" Rainbow Dash said excitedly, "Twilight Sparkle had done a great job!" "So am I!" Pinkie Pie added.
"All right," Rainbow Dash said, "I know, Pinkie Pie." That is true," Rarity agreed, "Yes, it is." "Right there," Applejack said. "Oops," Rainbow Dash said, "I wasn't paying attention! Again!"